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Why does the US military have such ugly uniforms?
>uniform
ugly uniforms? that's not a uniform that's a black woman
Their uniforms are alright, but why the fuck does the navy need a camo pattern I will never understand.
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>>57093185
>>57093254
Your uniforms just seem ill-fitting to me
because its mass produced and they don't have the money to be /fa/
>>57093185
Our uniforms are fine, this one just looks fucking terrible because its for pregnant ladies in the Navy, which for some reason gets camo outside of the marines
>>57093896
>falls into the water
>no-one can find her
>2 people ded
sounds really fucking smart to me indeed
>>57093940
>falls into the water
>cant swim
You dont sound smart to me.
>>57094026
>black people
>swimming
i've learned from african americans that they don't like water
>>57094026
How well can a pregnant black woman swim?
>>57093185
Some Jew convinced our chucklefuck generals that making the camouflage look like pixels would make them harder to see in digital imaging.
Can't make this shit up.
>>57094071
Just like a non-pregnant black woman.
Sink like a brick.
>>57093185
Why does it look like a minecraft map?
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>>57093266
To hide from the sharks.
>>57093266
Maybe it´s to trick its enemies into thinking there isn´t any personnel on-board so they let their guard down.
>>57094360
>letting your guard down near a ghost ship
>>57093266
So your commander won't notice you slaking off.
we used to go for more fashionable uniforms but we have sort of just gone full utility mode at this point, you don't exactly need to be wearing anything impressive for slaughtering desert people who have only ever worn turbans
>>57094260
>combat boots hot weather or temperate weather
What happens if they need to invade Greenland?
>>57093185
Because they are designed for utility not looks? The dress uniforms look sharp.
>>57094442
Thermal sock + wool sock. And black coffee.
>Yurobeans need fashionable uniforms to fight for their country
>>57094442
We have separate cold weather gear that's issued for just such occasions. Here's some MOPP gear for chemical / biological attack.
>>57094132
This is one of those things you read on the internet and think:ahh Yeah that might be true.
Then you Google it and it turns out to be bullshit unfortunately
>>57094593
Hey it worked for the Nazi's
>>57094132
>the pixels will blend in with the pixels of their screens
>its like two layers of camouflage!
cant make this shit up
Maybe they don't think about fashion when they are designing them.
>>57093354
Its because of ghetto/nigger baggy clothing in their culture. Plus they will all get fatter so its cheaper for them to have room to grow.
Only country with 5xl military uniforms.
The dress uniforms now look ridiculous, like an old episode of rintintin or civil war re-enactors. The greens looked way way better.
