Would you live in an American suburb?
wouldnt know what to do with so much room but yea
I do.
protip: It's a bit shit
The only upside is that we're on a (Great) lake, and the "historic" uptown was built around rail and trolley lines, so it almost kind of resembles an actual community designed for people instead of cars.
>>57090582
Well of course. That's a no brainer for me.
>>57090582
I already do :)))
>>57090582
Yes, but not that soulless piece of shit you posted. There are plenty of suburbs that are built around small towns instead of endless rows of McMansions.
>>57090976
>>57090976
this
t. someone who lives in a suburb on a winding hill road
r8 my street
>>57091289
pennsylvania/10
as a kid: fun
as a teen: terrible
as a college student/neet: comfy
as an oldfag:? (probably meh)
I don't see the point in having neighbors if you don't know them (or at best just passively aggressiveness).
In a few years, I'm going to live somewhere with fast internet and few people.
t. veteran suburbian
>>57091289
Living with your parents/10
>Tons of livingspace
>Low crime
>White people as far as the eye can see
Sounds like hell. Absolutely soulless. No culture. How can you have soul and culture with all of these white nuclear families?
>>57091581
m8 those look like virginia plates
I lived in your classic American suburb, except it was 80% rich asian-americans and not many whites
Expensive as hell, comfy, safe, and boring
>>57090582
3,000 square foot (~280 square meter) home on 1.2 acre (~0.5 hectare) plot in the burbs. We grow our own veggies. Plenty of room for archery, air guns, etc.
>>57090976
Those aren't McMansions.
yes
america is the greatest country in the world
older streetcar suburb maybe, otherwise fuck no
source: from suburbs
My city has some historic suburbs that are somehow infused with the rest of the city. It's pretty neat. And of course there are a few new developments but the city has done a good job of making the expansion look nice
>>57090582
>impractical to live life without a car
>lack of diversity
>trophy wives
no
>>57090582
I do, although it naturally grew out and isn't the artificial shit so it actually looks like its for people
>>57092454
hey man the burbs got culture, that's what the Wholefoods provides, delicious tension between the entitled, yoga pant wearing wives of privilege and the poor minorities frying up wings and salmon and pasta dishes in the premade meal stations and those stocking the shelves
>>57091289
Why don't burgers build their houses with bricks???
>>57090582
I do and it sucks, would grade for small comfy euro town and the ability to walk everywhere without living in US megacity
>live 15 minutes away from city and beach
>my suburb is gated to keep section 8 niggers out
>>57090582
only if theres blonde qts and milfs in the neighbourhood
No, I like walking to places and not needing a car for everything.
>>57096930
is not aesthetic
that's why the get BTFO every time there's a tornado or hurricane
>>57090582
I do, but it's a natural suburb so it's not cookie-cutter garbage tier.
>>57092454
>Implying low crime and tons of living space are bad things.
Best way to live if you love peace and simplicity imo.
>>57090646
North Shore peasant detected.
It's probably because the city you live in is reminiscent of a 2003 Iraq.
Come home to the Western Suburbs friend. We accept only Chicagoland refugees
>tfw I live in a gated community in both my home country and in America.
FOR FREE
>>57098819
Safety measures are intended to save people, not property.
A steel frame or masonry walls may aid structural survivability, and the frame would likely hold, possibly with some damage. But the house would be a total loss in a strong tornado, with walls, doors, and windows blown out and everything else scoured by wet mud and debris flying at 200 miles per hour. After a strong tornado, it would be better to demolish the stone or steel building and build again from scratch.
It's cheaper to build with wood, and to rebuild with wood.
>>57090582
It was my dream as a child. Now as an adult, i realize this dream will never become a reality.
Would you live in an American canal-burb?
>>57096930
What with they made off?
>>57099623
oy vey
>>57091581
this
>virginia
>the south
>>57100498
This is how we express our Nordic autism
Everyone has a fuckin pool and is too embarrassed to use it
>>57100559
>nordic
implying Florida isnt 99.9% cuban refugees, southern rednecks, and old jews from new york.
I did a few year ago when I was 16 till I was 21, then I moved back here.
Like some anons said, I found it pretty boring most of the time.
I have for most of my life and it's p nice.
>>57100616
I thought it was retired Canadians too.
I lived in one for a few months 2 years ago and it was probably the most disturbing place I've ever been to. Over 100 houses that all have the same exact design apart from color and lawn decorations. It's so much nicer here in a semi-rural area, even though it's a very cheap place with some plumbing and furnace issues.
>>57100829
>houses look similar
welcome to earth
>>57100515
What? I'm not Jewish or Israeli tho
I grew up in a suburb but with good restaurants and shops within walking distance that also had good biking infrastructure. The streets were pristine and looked magnificent. Green lawns and trees all year long. It was literal paradise.
It was great growing up, but I live in the city centre now. I need good night life and cheap drugs.
>>57096930
We live in the same houses you mong
We also have houses of all varieties, including steel skyscrapers
Yes, how else will you achieve a high school experience such as this?
>>57100738
Yes. Retired old Snowcucks moving to hotter climate.
>>57100877
That sort of design plan isn't found anywhere else in this city or the neighboring cities and towns. It was very soulless, as if they we're designed by robots.
>>57100985
>>57100559
M8 nordics aren't ashamed of exposing their nordicks.
This is what the average house in my county looks like, I live near greenbelt in Maryland.
It's not that bad, there's restaurants and shops down the street. The houses may all look similar, but we like it.
>>57100985
>>57101005
Is this some sort of gym class project?
>>57090582
Not really, I can get most shit I need within 100 m of my house. Human settlements are meant to be for people not cars
>>57100985
>>57101005
Note the lack of anybody below 8/10
>>57090582
i would have land + house but not in american suburbs
my parents have dacha tho
>>57101066
that's exactly what my highschool looked like, granted it wasn't so preppy and the like
but there were literally .005% ugly people
>>57101064
t.el brayan
>>57101012
you're a cheeky cunt I'll give you that
>>57090582
It's very disturbing and soul wrenching to live in such a place, it is essentially prison for those with money, everything looks the same and everyone keeps to themselves, there is an eerie silence almost all the time... It just doesn't feel right, it isn't natural.
As a kid I guess they arnt bad but as a teenager you will go fucking nuts. I can't judge them too well now since I'm older and now live in a comfy North Dakota area that essentially looks like Fallout 4 with the junk and dead looking trees all about.
However I lived in Southern California at the time that I lived in said suburbs.
It's striking how little unbuilt space they leave. It's just house after house. No breathing space for kids to explore and weirdos to hang out in.
>>57101665
That's only the west, all of which should be nuked to oblivion.
>>57101066
>>57101665
that's a même
You can't make a definite statement here without embarrassing yourself.
Trailer parks seem romantics places, where you can drink beer with your neighbors and don't have to care about moving the lawn too much.
No, I'm ok with living in commieblock. I don't like to drive and I use car once a week or so.There is snow 9 months out of 12, so it's nothing to do on a land plot anyway.
Soulless hell holes you can't escape without a vehicle. Your only vestiges of "culture" exist in strip malls and and gaudy chain eating establishments. They're so outright superficial and desperate it's nauseating.
The thing about suburbs, even the nice ones are that no one dreams of living in them. You know that everyone who lives in them has settled and resigned to a life of mediocrity.
I don't like them. Live in the city or the country, not inbetween.
Soon
>>57101970
Oh yeah, they're magical alright.
