Ethiopian IDF edition
Do you celebrate Easter in Africa?
>>57080222
Depends on the country. My family are Nigerian Christians so yes. If you go into the North which is a Muslim shit hole then no.
Bump
>>57080687
I imagine it's more important in Ethiopia than in Nigeria, seeing as they are Orthodox Christians.
Why does Nigeria cling to its North? does it benefit you in any anyway?
>>57080687
Sup. Are you that igbo dude?
>>57082345
Yeah bro.
>>57082128
I don't know enough to answer that question and I wonder this myself. Maybe just for their image? I mean the Biafran War was pretty bad and relations with different ethnic groups in Nigeria are very good today so I am assume they don't want any sort of division.
>>57080222
Yes, we also eat hot crossed buns
Sup my nikkas
>>57083325
how are you not executed for posting that
>>57083375
>how are you not executed for posting that
I have no idea.
>>57083375
Rooble is absolute haram desu. Not sure how he's still alive.
>>57083243
What a stupid shirt
>>57083375
They got liberated by America, they have freedom now :DDD
>>57083511
*absolutely
So many fucking typos today Jesus Christ.
>>57083454
Rate my macawiis
>>57083635
Post some of your peoples traditional clothes. I really dig the ones in Nigeria, y'know that Coming To America type stuff
>>57083654
Wouldwakeinthestreetswearingthem/10
Noice design senpai
>>57083753
The one on the left is actually that thing you have on your shoulder. Dunno why I didn't fold it :-/
>>57083707
Traditional Wedding Clothes
>>57083956
Some dress I guess.
>>57083935
Saw some elders wearing those in one of the Somali events here, would like to wear one myself.
>>57083956
>>57084004
Noice also qts.
>>57084181
Bought it while I was in Somaliland last summer. Dude robbed us tho >:-( Paid $40 for it
>>57083956
>>57084004
Why can't African-Americans be more like this? Those people obviously have a respectable culture and I can see them as something other than hood rats.
>>57084387
They tried to get in touch with their roots with Kwanzaa.
>African thread
>it's all americans
>>57084387
Banter aside, tblack Americans are slaves to the government. They've become so dependent on welfare programs and the democrats that promise them more government checks. That and the "You're a victim" narrative encourages laziness and entitlement.
>inb4 carib anon gets triggered
Obviously not all African Americans are terrible people I am just generalizing. I am really tired so this post might not make any sense.
>>57084619
I'm white (I'm >>57084510 >>57080222 ), there's only the Igbo diaspora and another American.
>>57083215
Redpill me on Northern Nigeria. Is there were the kebabs live? What if you are Christian from there?
>>57084741
Black American women are pretty qt. Would love to trick one to Denmark and keep her in my sex dungeon.
>>57085119
Hmm.. pic related seems to be a chick from Mama Africa. Here is an American one
>>57085119
AAs are mostly Nigerian (the vast majority were Yoruba according to one documentary I watched) with a small amount of white admixture. I don't think they'd look much different from African women besides that they have more access to beauty products I guess.
>>57085119
I can't really redpill you on Northern Nigeria since I don't live there and don't know too much about it. Generally speaking it's poor and predominantly muslim. Although there are some rich Hausas there I think. That's all I know lol.
>>57085440
Your country sounds pretty interesting. Will read up on it on wikipedia before I go to bed desu.
>>57085894
If it makes you feel better, there are a lot of Ethiopians in the elite units that require you to run really fast because they run really fast.
>>57084741
>>57083956
One day I will marry a Nigerian and live a happy life.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdOsXuqfORE
>>57086352
Haha, what is this?
>>57086436
Advance voodoo cuckoldry.
>>57080130
Was supposed to do homework. Ended up watching porn all night wut do >_< I'm fucked lads
>>57086764
What are you studying?
>>57087106
Law
>>57087245
Lol I am sure your parents are proud. Nigerians only want their kids to be Doctors, Lawyers or Engineers. But I am sure that's most non-shit tier immigrants.
Niggers in Europe pls stopping being Niggers, everybody does it.
It's disgusting
Thanks
>>57087409
>I go to a Peruvian Chullo weaving circle to yell at minorities like it'll change their behavior IRL
>>57087572
>Ethiopians have had Abrahamic religions for thousands of years
>Ashkenazi's accusing anyone of "WE WUZING" when they're basically Slavs role playing as Jews at this point
>>57086764
If it's hot, post the links
>>57087331
Thanks man. Yea they are pretty proud
>>57087682
It's BLACKED. I like to listen to the whyte wimmenz moan while browsing /pol/
>>57088782
>>57088782
>whyte wimmenz
You disappoint me
>>57089345
I'm just memeing my friendo. It was some Allie Haze video. Anal of course no homo though
>>57089560
Have you ever done khat? What is it like? I've been curious to try it but it seems you need to know someone somalian to get a hold of it in Oslo.
sup niggas
we cool?
>>57089617
I have never tried it, but my father has (duh) and my uncles when they were in Somalia. Don't do it though, it's not that good and honestly you will just fuck your teeth up. Also I have heard it tastes like shit. Stick to booze
>>57088782
Great post Abdi
>>57089560
Damn now I know why she is my favorite pornstar, she reminds me Victoria Justice
>>57089793
I have 0 cousins named that. I literally can't think of any family members named Abdi from Denmark, Kuwait, Saudi Arabia, Sudan, Somaliland, Yemen or where the fuck my family lives.
>>57089942
>Victoria Justice
top 3 africans
1 Ethiopians
2 Nigerians (christians)
who is third?
>>57091255
3.Bump
>>57089942
The only Somali name I know is Abdi. Everyone is Abdi. Why?
>tfw we ain't cool
>>57092644
I have no idea, like it's not just a meme a shit ton of Somalis are literally named Abdi or some type of it like Abdisameh, Abdisalem, Abdiraled etc. Yet no one in my family is named Abdi, we have generic kebab names like Abdullah, Karim, Adam etc. I think it's a tribe thing
>>57091255
Ghanians. I know some, they are friendly, cool and proud defenders of Christianity
>>57092773
Huh?
>WHAT IS DIS ....TING?
>Agu, I'm ECOMOD.
>You don't get to bring friends.
wow finally a thread for me motherland
thank
>>57094049
Is this you?
>>57094232
this is an anonymous ib
how the fuck did you
how the
DELET THIS
>>57094405
Kek, so how's it going m8? Where in Brazil do you reside? What's it like?
>>57094553
>not bad, tryna find a korean waifu
>santos, são paulo state
>utter shit, cant wait til im done with uni and gtfo
>>57094405
HAHAHAHAHA
>>57094766
Good luck anon and um.... cute monkeys
How do I get a big tit Ethiopian gf? Do Ethiopians look down upon Nigerians? Pls and thank you.
>>57095272
Ask the r9k Ethiopian from Australia. Also why not get a Fulani gf? Also also pls provide a pic of your hand no homofag
>>57091255
Ghanaian
I was there 3 years ago, going back this December. They are probably some of the most peaceful Africans even if they still try to fuck with you. They just recently came out with a TV show called something like Africans and the City and its like Sex and the City, but filmed in Accra with more African flavor.
Ghana is still a clusterfuck, but the people are generally helpful and nice (though a little too social for my comfort). Food is good and so is hospitality, too.
>>57095625
>Why not get a Fulani gf
Shit that would probably be easier. I just need to find one first. One day. One day. Ignore the mess.
>>57096075
8/10 hand 2bh. I think pic related is Fulani - really dig that 'fro, facial aesthetics and skin color. Are there many black people where you live? Or are you one of those Nigerians whose parents are like doctors who combined makes 200k a year and lives in rich Asian/white neighborhoods. Also which state you from?
>>57096471
I live in a Jewish suburb in NY so kind of. We actually do have two other Nigerian families in the town over. My dad makes over 200k on his on own.Together they probably would have made at least 400k annually (sorry if I sound like a faggot). My family is pretty hardcore. My grandfather apparently changed the spelling of our last name because his brother or someone in his family was a drunk and brought shame to our family.
>>57096739
Chris?
>>57096739
That's based as hell. This inspires me to chill with the slacking and focus on my school. So what do you do?? Also I think it may almost be sleepy time for me (I need to wake up in 2 hours). Also if I havent slept for 2 days b"and consumes redbulls x2 and coffe, will i die?
>>57096910
Nah bro.
>>57097156
Graduating highschool this year. Going to major in CS or Math. Probably CS. You can do anything you set your mind to anon. And to your question you might die idk. Stimulants are overrated desu.
>inb4 underage, barely legal desu
>>57097156
>and consumes redbulls x2 and coffe, will i die?
Depends on your weight. Don't scarf it down.
>>57097444
>>57097350
>to your question you might die idk.
If I don't comment in tomorrows africa general, that means i'm dead. Goddamn im dizzy af now my body is tired will prolly buy 3x redbulls and some black coffee. Goodnight igbro and Brahngladeshi
>>57097611
http://www.caffeineinformer.com/death-by-caffeine
Here, you probably won't die. But, you might go overboard to the points of anxiety.
Good night
>>57097611
Good night.
>>57082128
Same ethnicity and shit, just different religion
>>57083325
warya you need help
>>57084387
they dont want to acknowledge they are west Africans, they believe they are Egyptians
>>57086329
how do you Ethiopians get treated? looks bad from the news and shit
Send black gfs pls
Or let me in to marry pls.
Pls ;_;
>>57080130
Copy that
>>57100236
Why you saying that doe, I'm absolutely fine nothing's wrong with me
Where's that Ethiopian trap, haven't seen her posting here these days. Did I freak her out or something.
She went apeshit when I posted Animu traps, I'd like to set it straight with her and tell her how much I love her.
I want her to be my Halal waifu as long as she's a qt
>>57100860
>she
>>57084387
What the fuck? There is always that one person
>>57084741
Worry about your own people
>>57101469
Why did you get so assblasted by his criticism he didn't generalize the Afro-Burgers like some of us do
>>57101573
When did i get ass blasted?
>>57091255
>Boers
Lol my fathers farmland was handed over to niggers in zimbabwe and thats why I am British
I would like to say that I really dislike niggers
>>57100731
L
E
B
E
>>57101695
Mugabe is based.
>>57100286
>>57103341
You make me sick
>>57080222
Mass here lasts for 6+ hours on Easter.
>>57103742
But does your government trust you with Kinder Surprise eggs?
Oh wow, whoever kept these threads alive get's my biggest thanks
>>57104000
Me, but i should have let it rot like the garbage it is
>>57081423
SQUAAAAAAD
>>57086329
Fuck imperialist pigs and the falasha who suck your cocks.
>>57100860
Hey fag
>>57104000
Your welcome
>>57104105
:) ugh thank you! Your back
>>57104105
Ho is you?
>>57104121
Hey
>>57104142
Who do you think loser?
>>57104225
Nuttin
>>57104225
My waifu
I missed you senpai where've you been bby
>>57104275
She doesn't like pedos
>>57104289
Get the fuck >>>/out/ of my general
>>57104439
No :)
>>57103742
Hows Moz these days?
>>57104448
>tfw the Jamaican fuckboi keeps shitting up this General when it's already shit
>tfw he's not going the fuck back to Carib
>tfw you have to tolerate his shit tier remarks about muh Afro-authenticity when he's just a normal dindu
We could've been buds, if you weren't such a retarded shithead, I hope you get shot
>>57103742
RARE
A
R
E
>>57104651
>>tfw you have to tolerate his shit tier remarks about muh Afro-authenticity when he's just a normal dindu
What are you even talking about? Did my shit posting about Somalia really trigger you that much?
Liberia reporting in :^^^^^^)
>>57104448
>>57104439
You guys play too much lol
>>57104725
Really?
>>57104722
Not really I know that it's a shithole
I just hate how come after me, like I fucked your mom or something
>>57104759
>I just hate how come after me
Oh? I'm sorry :(
>>57104750
No. It's a joke based on the similarity of the US and Liberian flags.
>>57104823
oh :/
>>57091255
Afrikaans
>>57104795
Sorry for hating on Afro-Burgers, I'm cool with you senpai.
Now can't we just let bygones be bygones be tomodachis
>>57105072
>*and be tomodachis
>>57105072
We can, but when that igbo poster is a different story
>>57105051
>not picking your Austronesian brothers in Madagascar
Cuck
>>57086329
What? Ethiopians aren't "niggers"- they don't run as fast.
>>57100397
Treated fairly, like any other subgroup in Israel. They even keep receiving some benefits (subsidized living etc.) that were taken away from the other groups at this point in time.
But just like any other subgroup in Israel, they that they are mistreated. When the Boston riots started, they got inspired to one of their own, under the literal "he gud boy" slogan after a cop was filmed beating and arresting an Ethiopian soldier (that later was found to be the soldier's fault). So the usual opportunists, combined with anarchist that wanted to riot, took the wave to create drama.
Other than that, they OK and known as pleasant and calm people, though still on the road of catching with more modern civilization (as a whole, but individuals already integrate rather well- such as pic related that was elected as miss Israel).
>>57083243
>>>/nigeria/
>>57105678
>he comes to the Africa general to tell black people to go back where they came from
>>57105765
Ethiopian poster really hates black people
>>57105765
Maybe because I want Africa to stay in Africa.
>>57105863
And telling them to do so on an anime imageboard is so productive in that regard...
>tfw no black gf
>>57105902
cool
>>57105890
Better than not telling them at all.
Unfortunately I'm not the one that decides the demographics of countries, so I must live with what the overlords' decisions.
>>57105955
But countries demographics aren't decided by some "overlord".
>>57105955
*overlords decide.
>>57086329
Ethiopians are not famous for running fast tho. They are famous for endurance(marathons)
>>57105979
Yes they do, the government controls the borders.
West African grills are superior to East African grills
I saw a qt African American grill had an ok face but her body was a weapon of mass destruction, she was wearing leggings so you could see her thighs n ass shape clearly, it awakened something in me I've never been into 3D but for the first time in my life I felt like a real man
West > > > East African
Fite me
>>57106012
But even then, people have to chose to come over. They can't force people to move to Australia.
>>57101660
They would be ok but their language has dutch origins.
>>57106037
They are both just different flavours of snobby cunts
>>57106050
They can destabilise a country creating refugees who have no choice but to move.
There are also people smugglers and the like who sell the concept of 'Utopia' to people who aren't so successful in their country of origin.
Also bankers can put money into a certain country's economy, which will of course attract people looking to make more money.
>>57091255
côte d'ivoiriens desu.
>tfw
>Be a Christian
>Will never be able to join IDF to hook up with cute Israeli girls.
>>57100570
hhhhnnnnnnngggggggg xxx
>>57106141
So it's not controlled by "overlords", but economic and social conditions which are a product of everybody contributing to it, not just some shadowy group at the top.
>>57106157
Are you of the cucked protestant denomination that seems to think judaism is perfectly compatable with christianity and that there are 100 000 special seats in heaven after Armageddon or some shit?
>>57106157
Can't almost anyone join the IDF though?
>>57106132
>t. R9ker
She's probably getting pwned by her husband or bf as we're speaking.
I have a weird boner rn, need to relief myself
>>57106216
I believe you have to be Jewish if you're a foreigner or have to have Jewish ancestors.
>>57106198
>Protestant
Yes
>>57106230
relieve*
>>57106230
She's probably getting banged by her white bf. How does that make you feel, black boi?
>>57106230
I'm not joking. I've met like 3 decent african girls among a sea of arrogant snarky bitches.
>>57106283
Do white people have mental health issues? You people are always thinking about "cucking'
>>57106266
The only decent thing to ever come out of the protestant faith was Bach.
>>57106192
Well no, those economic and social conditions are created by the 'shadowy group at the top'.
It's a certain group that decides to invade and destabilise countries in the Middle East.
It's a certain group that decides that places like Africa remain poor and a source of cheap labour.
The general population has extremely little influence on anything major.
also
>2016
>not being a socialist
come on mate, I bet you're voting for sHillary too.
>>57106306
Do we need any more proof black people are subhuman? Cuckolding is the thinking man's fetish. Black people aren't cucks, therefore they aren't thinking men.
>>57106338
But the people at the top can't exist without the support of the people at the bottom, especially when it comes to wealth, which the people at the bottom produce with their labor.
>>57106384
Yea you and the majority of white people have mental health issues. Go pop some pill and drink a glass of wine
Please immigrate. Preferably West-Africans, preferably women.
Thanks.
>>57106283
Good for him I guess
>>57106293
You can just tape their mouth to silence her, if she objects make up an excuse tell her it's roleplay
I'd like to have a fug secession with a qt west african grill for my first time
>>57106411
That doesn't make sense. The whole point of a mental illness is that your mind behaves unlike how it should. How is it a mental illness of a majority has it?
>>57106426
How do you feel about your civs unique unit? Personally I think they should get a defensive bonus against civs with a larger army.
>>57106453
You need a fleshlight. You can make one with a latex glove and toilet roll.
>>57106426
Sven gets it
>a handful of africans living in 3rd world countries like Sudan and Australia can keep a general healthy and active but all the indians and their diaspora in the richest countries in the world can't keep /desi/ alive for more than a few days at a time
How does this happen?
>>57106512
Are you talking from experience ?
>>57106531
>>57106557
No. I remember an image explaining how to make one in a life hack thread on /b/
>>57106598
>browsing /b/
>>57106407
The people at the bottom do support the people at the top, but that's because the people at the top provide support them too.
But the catch is that because there are way more people at the bottom,and because of the sense of superiority and leadership the people at the top have made for themselves, it is easier for the top to keep the bottom uneducated or in the dark so to say, allowing them to keep them under control.
An interesting thing that has occurred in Europe recently is that the people at the bottom are becoming more aware and they have more luxuries than ever (due to the internet, air travel, etc...) so the people at the top have created social issues like feminism and have imported people who will create conflict (Islamic extremism and nationalism), and so because of this the top can continue to keep the common people in the dark.
There really is nothing that can be done to change this as this is how society is naturally meant to be structured, although there are many idiots like Marxists and such who believe they can, however it really is impossible as exhibited by the failed communist states and every revolution that has ever occurred in the name of social equality.
>>57106702
It was ok 2010-2012
>>57103671
Why are you so sensitive? Does that genuinely get you mad?
>>57107001
Post Igbo qts now my thirst for West African grills is unquenchable
>>57106951
It's a shithole that makes other cancerous boards(/v/) look like heaven in comparison
>>57106384
This has to be bait. You can't actually be this retarded.
>>57106338
>unironically being a socialist after witnessing it fail everywhere
>>>/out/
>>57107001
Shhh and give me pepper soup
>>57107139
Most of western Europe is socialist.
>>57107209
Well more or less.
A lot of industries are owned by the government, and a lot are owned by private corporations.
>>57107144
Wow I haven't had any in years.
>>57107070
This chick is alright I guess.
>>57107209
>not this meme again
I know Sweden isn't in the west but Bernie the Cuck Sanders claims that they are a socialist country and that socialism is responsible for their recent success when in actuality Denmark and Sweden have only been doing better because they have slowly been loosing regulation of the market to encourage entrepreneurs. There is no incentive in a socialist society, no personal liberties, but there is equality which is fucking stupid. We are not all created equal that's why some idiots will spend the rest of their lives working at fast food restaurants. Because they are the dirt of society. They are useless entitled idiots who are shocked to find out that you can't raise a family making $8/hr. They don't deserve any of my money. And I am tired of this stupid "The rich get richer while the poor get poorer" meme. That is an out right lie. The poor today are much better off than they were years ago and are making much more.
>>57083454
>>57100731
>>57104113
>>57107506
Jesus Christ the fucking typos. Pls don't bully I just woke up.
>>57107506
Why do you like light skinned girl so much?
How long until Somalia is safe again?
I need to know so I can plan the celebrations for when they leave.
>>57107544
>Why do you like light skinned girl so much?
He's black
>>57107544
I don't have a preference I just don't have pics of Igbo girls on my phone. That is the first one I saw.
jolof rice is disgusting
>>57107618
Shut the fuck up
>>57107544
She's not even light skinned that's fucking makeup.
>>57107506
I'm taking a trip to Nigeria and claim an Igbo waifu for my extended Harem
>>57107866
Are you THE SA anon who used to keep these threads going?
>>57108347
post a pic of your nose
>>57108532
I appreciate your thread autism bay :3
Show me the dankest memes Africa has to offer
>>57108604
Who are u?
>>57108347
Shit that was meant for >>57107621
Don't try to shower and shit post at the same time.
>>57108481
W-why? Don't apartheid my thread pls.
>>57108642
www.africagag.com
>>57108642
https://youtu.be/HFfO2JCD6ZM
This is about all I know of African memes (if you can call it that).
>>57108652
yeah its me.
i only apartheid local blacks sorry, cause they deserve it.
>>57108724
Cool, what's South Africa like? Aren't the dindus of your country turning violent?
Africans, do you hate whites?
>>57108876
south africa was this week listed as the worst country to raise kids. by the un.
oh we are gonna get much more violent in the next 2 months, we are holding elections :) and the ruling party is set to loose control of johannesburg and pretoria. all the polls point to it. government is going to court to try and postpone the elections...
>>57108983
only some. 99.9999% of whites are literally angels and can do no wrong in my book
>>57108984
Good luck.
>>57108983
No. All of my friends growing up were white or Jewish anyway.
>>57109013
I am the 0.0001%
>>57108642
>>57109173
>were white or Jewish anyway.
Whe did you get them in Africa?
>>57109290
I was born in the US m8.
>>57108642
I am pretty sure there was a better version of this floating around but I can't find it.
>>57109417
I asked african Africans.
test
>>57108642
>>57109478
What were you testing?
>>57109599
He was banned.
same here, my whole isp is range banned when i use my home internet connection
>>57109837
Now that’s some broken internet right there
Bump.
Drunk as shit rn 2b completely honest. Pic unrelated
Bump
>>57111453
that guy is around 40% african
>>57113391
Have you ever heard of me Thaiboy goon? See me I'm a drop top coupe
>>57113924
Sorry but I failed you and the Banglabro. Didn't go to university today ;_; I was too tired man I literally feared for my life with that caffeine shit
ETHIPOIA ARMY IS SHIT
ALGERIA NUMBER 1
ALGERIA STRONK
ALGERIA MASTERRACE
WE WILL COLONIZE THE NIGGER CONTINENT WITHIN A DAY
NIGGERS
>tfw Finn
>tfw no thick chocolate beauty to raise my kids
>>57114256
It's alright man, I slept and missed my first two morning classes. What's sad is that they're my only classes today
ahhhh feels good to be the whitest in the nigger thread
>>57115353
>>57115116
Algeria is gay
>>57115509
SUCK MY DICK BITCH FUCK YOU
>>57115116
>>57115381
>>57115353
>>57115408
who is this glorious woman
>>57115595
>cuckwait
>africa
fuck off
>>57115631
https://www.instagram.com/tabriamajors/
>>57115688
I know an Algerian girl, I'm not memeing or anything but she looks part black or something. She is browner than other Arabs from Palestine and Iraq, she has full lips, but her nose looked quite Arab, y'know that beak like nose
>>57115366
Kek that's worse. For me, I had to sit down and listen to the preofessor from 8 in the morning to 5. I couldn't handle it... Yesterday I did a presentation with my group and I felt autistic af. Couldn't keep focus on the audience, had to look away, couldn't even nod without getting a headache etc.. Didn't want to experience the same shit again ;_;
>>57111453
How accurate is Things Fall Apart to your culture?
Do you eat Yams everyday?
>>57115882
NO SHE IS MOROCAN YOU MORON OR A DIRTY ARAB 100% NOT BERBER PRAISE MASSINISSA (PBUH) AND ZIDANE TOO
>>57115532
Only if you cuddle me afterwards
>>57115882
>preofessor from 8 in the morning to 5
Yeah there's no way you would have made it.
What class is this anyway?
>>57116113
s sure sugartits
>>57115998
I have never seen a Moroccan look like that. They are either tanned or white skinned, not brownish like that Algerian girl.
