Welcome friends
This is Albania appreciation thread where we talk about Albanian culture, language and rich history.
Have you ever been in Albania?
Have you ever met any Albanian?
Share your experience
lol i literally don't know anything about albania
Where's Albania?
>>57074878
Nice picture. Is that a 13-year old about to get married to the local car thief baron?
Albania İS OUR SON
>>57074998
do serbs still walk around with shoes in their hands ,while their female relatives are being sex'd by muslims, as not to disturb?
>>57074998
>>57075107
diaspora wars
>>57074905
skanderbeg
king zog
hoxha, bunker builder
>>57074998
she can get married to me desu
>>57074878
>Albania declared its independence from the Ottoman Empire in 1912, but was conquered by Italy in 1939, and occupied by Germany in 1943. Communist partisans took over the country in 1944. Albania allied itself first with the USSR (until 1960), and then with China (to 1978). In the early 1990s, Albania ended 46 years of xenophobic communist rule and established a multiparty democracy. The transition has proven challenging as successive governments have tried to deal with high unemployment, widespread corruption, dilapidated infrastructure, powerful organized crime networks, and combative political opponents.
>Albania has made progress in its democratic development since first holding multiparty elections in 1991, but deficiencies remain. International observers judged elections to be largely free and fair since the restoration of political stability following the collapse of pyramid schemes in 1997; however, most of Albania's post-communist elections have been marred by claims of electoral fraud. Albania joined NATO in April 2009 and in June 2014 became a candidate for EU accession. >Although Albania's economy continues to grow, it has slowed, and the country is still one of the poorest in Europe. A large informal economy and an inadequate energy and transportation infrastructure remain obstacles.
>>57075231
>Conquered by Italy
Is there any shame greater than this?
>>57075159
chickity china the chinese chicken
>>57074878
>appreciation
>Albania
I knew an Albanian in school. He was kind enough to relieve me of my graphing calculator when my back was turned, forcing me to buy a newer, better model. It was his subtle way of telling me that the newer ones were much better, I'm sure.
>>57075535
Tibet, Inner Mongolia and Uyghurstan shouldn't be chinese tbqhwyf
>>57074878
>tfw I accidentially hit an Albanian in the face with a bat when we were playing "rundbold"
Must be the genes from my mum's Serbian side of the family
>>57075231
>>57075524
Italians are the Magikarps of the European conquerors.
Just to avoid confusion, they are not gonna evolve to Gyarados, they are not.
>>57074878
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2rTafbQepg
also kids in school always bantered them with goatfuckers, thought it's just banter until a new albanian kid from kosovo came and started explaining how it is normal for teenagers in his village to fuck goats so they are not unexperienced once they marry.
>>57075231
>>57075524
Actually they surrendered in 5 days without much fighting
Denmark tier
>>57075231
>Macedonian
>>57074878
I only had bad experience with albanians.
I can't say anything nice.
>>57080010
why, anon?
share us your story
literally every neighboring country wants to genocide them because even though are weak, still want more clay though high birth rates, and yes im a serb /thread
>>57074878
They're burglars and killers.
Perhaps the media told us they were defenceless refugees when they sailed the Adriatic to come here in the 90s, but that's what they were, and that's what they are now, doesn't matter if first, second or third gen. Their only redeeming quality is their slutty incredibly hot girls. Besides, they are the main reason why no saneminded people would believe in the [insert savage ethnicity] integration fairytale.
>>57075136
fucking hilarious
>>57074878
>we talk about Albanian culture, language and rich history.
They are gypsies, right?
>>57080452
Forgot to add: they hide their deep hatred for themselves with a ridiculous ethnic nationalism which they keep together by taking credit of virtually everything good happened in Europe since the palaeolithic. Wish in had 10cents every time I heard an albroach claiming to be Etruscan.
>>57080113
They invaded my country with thieves killers and drug dealers. Even if they find a normal job they will be lazy and they will make messes.
I've always had them as classmates, they were awuful students and bullies, so they always had to repeat the year.
Now a personal experience.
>be me
>2 year of junior high-school
>have a 16 yo albanian
>he always offends Italy for stupid reasons
>once he says that all italians are allholes and they should die
>I remind him that as a filthy albanian he should shut up
>he tears my t-shirt off by breaking it
>luckly out physical education teacher sees him
>he run away as we were running outside
>I had to take the bus wearing only half of my t-shirt
>>57081411
Assholes*
>>57081411
>not having a spare shirt for P.E.
You filthy fuck
>>57081574
this desu
are there albanian posters?
>>57081574
Good point
That day I forgot it at home, the worst day to forget it
>>57081663
There is on /pol/ sometimes.
>>57075136
Even I kekked. Well played Whoration.
>>57074878
Some Albanian bitch goes to my school, she's a bit weird but kinda smart I guess. She hangs out with a Brazilian bitch, a Frenchie and a bunch of miscellaneous Asian girls. They're like the minority/foreign group I guess.
>>57074878
And why do you care? Aren't you Croatian??
>first time I met albanians
>walking home from a bar in italy
>trams weren't running at this hour
>suddenly a manlet comes around a corner and asks me for a cigarette
>tell him i don't smoke
>he continues asking me all this shit, like directions to some club
>3 of his manlet friends appear
>one pulls a knife, takes my phone, they run away
>2nd time i meet albanian
>staying in hostel
>see cute girl
>start talking with her, she has nice personality, 10/10 looks
>she is albanian
>we start to see each other for a while over summer
>she eventually turns into a huge slut and starts fucking every guy she meets
no good experiences desu
>>57081953
although i should say the summer i spent with the albanian qt was nice, summer love. she was a good person before she went crazy.
Have you ever been in Albania?
>no
Have you ever met any Albanian?
>yes, the worst people ever. it is like they cant behave normaly, always wierd and confusing they are tribal and nepotistic like jews and inhumane and cunning like gypsies + jihad. i believe they are children of satan.
I dunno here they intergrate well except on big cities I had a based schoolmate that I used to call him Pokemon Shqipty.
Most Albanians I've met are self hating their country but If I'm not wrong most of Albanians in Greece are Orthodox from North Epirus so that explains it.
Albanians are fucking wannabe gangsters who can't fight for shit. One of them tried to break my legs with a weapon he made out of a chain and a brick (something like pic related) but I wounded him with a knife and he run away like a bitch
Met lots of them. They are literally circassians of the Balkans
I knew an Albanian girl (both her parents were Albanian immigrants, don't know if she was born there or here) and she was one of the sweetest people I've ever met. She spoke with a renounced pronunciation accent despite living up north and was a huge bookworm. Should have married her tbf
>>57082426
why do I always read these retarded "I almost got killed by X but I did Y" posts from Germany?
I have a massive feeling that there is just one, enormous autistic faggot of massive proportions who is responsible for 99% of the German posts on /int/.
>>57082246
Most of them in Germany are ultra patriotic faggots who think they are gangsters and try to be rappers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3rhDyqy0Ho
>>57074878
t. Tonibler
>>57082440
What do you mean by this.
>>57082511
I never read such posts from german anons
>>57082577
Although they have no culture, almost assimilated, run to Turkey instead of fighting for their country, They are supreme nationalist then any other nation.
>>57082685
lol Albanians gave kalashnikovs to PKK for free. most albanians hate turks(cuz of ottoman)
>>57082626
hes right
>>57082829
This is what I am talking about. Although they are shit, they see themselves as the peak of civilization. But they have continued to come to Turkey for 200 years, and continue today.
>>57082685
>Although they have no culture
REEEEEEEEEE
This country might be full of gangster wannabe byldos but there's a lot of culture to talk about
>>57082955
Being stubborn as a mule is not a culture.
>>57083032
>>57082955
Hes kinda right they do have culture all tho heavily influenced from their rulers. The albos of today are shit from personal experience
>>57082955
>hardmode. not ottoman and not serbian
>>57082921
well you raped them...
>>57083420
wat is up with the jew hat ?
maby this is why they so crazy..they are lost tribe of israel-
>>57083331
nope
people here are very welcoming
people are too afraid of losing their kidneys to come and see how we really are
>>57083420
if you check the initial source those come from durkey
>>57074950
Southeastern Europe
>>57080586
no
>tfw reading all this posts about Albanian's country side emigrants giving us a bad name.
No. Albania is not full of these retards. It's a nice country with nice people. Every country has burglars and killers and assholes. the difference is that they are staying in it. if you ever go in Albania for at least 2 weeks, you'll change your image about us. if a friend comes over and spend some days in our homes, we cook something delicious we dont cook everyday like steak or whatever. we dont let him sleep in the couch either, we are the one who sleep instead.
Albanian here, AMA
>>57083690
fier guy?
>>57083611
my neighbour told me he went there with a boat fishing, some albanians started to shoot at him zastavas.
why are you so insane ?
>>57083740
lmao nice imagination abdullah
>>57083736
nope, i lindur SK, rritur PG
>>57083420
albanians like pain ?
>>57083805
noice
>>57083811
nope, those aren't albos, but your fellows
>>57083861
ti?
>>57083789
nooo, it realy happend, he screamed dont shoot me iam german! they shot around his boat. he tough he will die.
also heared a story when some albanian try to go swimm in lake and walked on a farm to make the distance shorter and one farmer shot him dead with zastava.
they asked him why did you kill him ? he replied: "he was walking on my farm" wtf
albania has a nice flag but it looks evil honestly
what does it represent?
>>57083952
what does your flag represent?
>>57083952
black (dragon)Satan and red is blood which albanians sacrifice when they kill christian serbs.
>>57084037
ying yang shit basically
the little boxes are the elements and seasons and directions and other things
balance
north south east west
white is pure and peace
>>57083913
TR
>>57083944
>>57084056
kek, why is it that I always encounter one of you diaspora
>>57083952
Eagle for freedom
tiem 2 dump n8r
>>57084056
I don't get it, maybe because I am young and not from there, but albos started killing serbs in their own country, serbs get ethnically cleansed from Kosovo, albos declare Kosovo independent, serbs get bombed by NATO for genocide. I don't get it
Would hike, but i dont want to get killed one a mountain by some mounain albo for my belongings and organs.
>>57084174
>I don't get it
It was them who started killing and occupying the place, check before posting.
>>57084248
better safe kidneys than no kidneys at all
>>57083952
It represents war. It was a symbol used by Skanderbeg in his battles against the Ottomans.
But the eagle goes back in Albanian folk lore, although I think that in this specific case it is Byzantine-inspired, which might also be inspired by Albanians though, considering their geography/demographics.
I have met two Albanians in my life:
One career-oriented dude who went on to be successful and one who never finished school.
I guess like any other people they come with the good and the bad. The career-oriented dude was remarkably smart though, very impressionable.
>>57083611
I've never been to Albania itself but the ones in southern Serbia like Preshevo and Bujenovac aren't pleasant
>>57083690
How easy would it be for a white person to get laid in Tirana? Girls speak english?
>>57084174
Their is a gold mine in kosovo.
Uck was created by CIA(aka Gladio) and financed by heroin mafia. This heroin come from afganistan. CIA uses albanian mafia to bring it to Europe and all other drugs and weapons.
Nato needs a military base closer to russia so they used albos, cuz they cheap and stupid.
But the real main reason is that USA is satanic country. And satan hates orthodox christians, this is why all the banter on greece, russia and serbia. Nothing to do with nation but religion.
Illuminati satanist try to remove christianity or subvert it(like catholcism) in order to establish a new world order and coming of antichrist.
>>57084401
Because you guys hate each-other and still live in the same place?
>>57084507
i knew albanian girl that was virgin until 21. she was really cute too
>>57084507
Usually girls are not easy to get. Unlike USA which you ask the girl walking down the street for her number and likely she will give it to you but doesnt happen with Albanian girls. You need have some acquaintanceship with her. It would be kinda easier for foreigners though. Most of them they do speak english, not fluently though
>>57084564
ku eshte kjo?
>>57084127
because we stalk you
>>57084792
>>57084794
But that's just Albo girls in general, right?
What about the nightclub segment? The partygoing sloots?
>>57084127
>TR
aktualisht rri ktu
>>57084792
some of my cousin had albanian gf, she was also vergin, but she did anal with him.
>>57084920
yeah in general. regarding to slutty ones though, you gotta be rich and have a nice car. they're not worth it though
>>57084903
Around Theth and Valbone
>>57084794
>meanwhile in reality
>>57085082
Turkey it is then. Thanks lad!
>>57084920
they are burka style, one albanian girl was interested in me, she was a kickboxer with wierd nose but good body. i was nice but avoided her, dont want her brothers visit me :D
burka style means, she wants it but the family keep her scared like turks, they are opressed.
>>57085264
same like turks, but little mix of gypsy.
>>57085022
yeah same story. 21y/o virgin got bf, tried anal with him.
tfw no virgin albanian gf to try anal with
>>57085268
>albo girl
>interested in serb man
Stob lying
>>57085369
gypsies here are the minority
>>57085229
the slutty ones, yes.
>>57074878
>share your experience
vid related: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-RggAQ-MKA
>>57085462
iam not serb. just joking around.
but it is true. i think she just liked my muscle thats all, instincts.
>>57085517
>1 million places to visit
>chooses a forgotten village like Lac
Kek
>>57085517
lol i like albos, they are so funny in evil way-
like their parents dont even care to teach them be nice and polite.
>>57085584
>chooses a forgotten village like Lac
this
i read somewhere that he just put it in his pocket
>>57081411
so they're basically lazier mexicans?
>>57085730
>so they're basically lazier mexicans?
yes only durka durka and autistic aggressive
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvJuZnZhoEw
>>57085819
>durka durka obviously lazy mexicans
Oh boy, if we had a few thousand Trump would win!
>>57085677
Where is that pham?
>>57074878
Where do they come from? I remember they got in the Balkans much later than Croatian/Serbian people but iirc, they some long lost relative of the turks?
>>57085951
OC from 7 Lura's lakes trip
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8WY2QSuGCQ
>>57084507
Be black and they'll pay you instead
>>57085964
It causes a lot of butthurt but many proofs show that we are related to the natives that lived since BC.
>>57086089
Nice, are those areas still in good conditions?
I heard the locals used the wood for home heating.
Shall we create another general?
>>57085964
>Where do they come from?
Illyrians
>>57086143
>It causes a lot of butthurt but many proofs show that we are related to the natives that lived since BC.
you ain't even european according to your genetic ancestry
>>57086143
I find it hard to believe that if you were there around that time period you didn't get influenced by Greeks. You language is completely unrelated to any of the languages spoken in the region too.
>>57086705
Rather than meme maps that show different results every time use this
>Studies in genetic anthropology show that the Albanians share the same ancestry as most other European people
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Origin_of_the_Albanians
>>57086706
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Illyrian_languages#Relation_to_Albanian
It also has strong Latin influence and Greek.
>>57086495
>Nice, are those areas still in good conditions?
>I heard the locals used the wood for home heating.
Remember the 7 lakes? yeah, they are like 5-6 now..last time i was there was year 2014. and yes..not only locals. but they are getting better though. they are planting some more plants
>Shall we create another general?
nah not enough albos to keep it fast
>>57086143
You have Niggers too ?
Shieet
>>57086908
>Rather than meme maps that show different results every time use this
You are showing me the same info that is on the meme map.
>E1b1b (E-M35) place of origin north african / horn of africa - predominant albanian ancestry.
>>57079267
LOL!!!
Fuck off half negro!
>>57087097
nah they just come for show cuz we dont see niggers everyday. i guess 8th of march is the dat the pic was taken
>>57087097
No, some whores hired them for parties
>>57087117
I'm not a haplogroup autist but this should be enough.
Most common one is apparently this:
>Y haplogroup E1b1b (E-M35) in the modern Balkan population is dominated by its sub-clade E1b1b1a (E-M78) and specifically by the most common European sub-clade of E-M78, E-V13.[99] Most E-V13 in Europe and elsewhere descend from a common ancestor who lived in the late Mesolithic or Neolithic, possibly in the Balkans. The current distribution of this lineage might be the result of several demographic expansions from the Balkans, such as that associated with the Neolithic revolution, the Balkan Bronze Age, and more recently, during the Roman era during the so-called "rise of Illyrican soldiery
>>57086705
God damn it retard!
You are so fucking dumb...
Haplogroups only indicate where one of your male ancestors was from... Hitler had an african haplogroup despite being white geentically.
So you can have 1023 white ancestors and one African ancestors for examle and still have an african haplogroup.
>>57087341
Portugal tho
>and more recently, during the Roman era during the so-called "rise of Illyrican soldiery
:^)
>>57087350
>God damn it retard!
>You are so fucking dumb...
the albo said his ancestors were european, most of their ancestral genetic heritage, the fucking male ancestors he was talking about are E-V13, their place of origin is denominated as north-africa/horn of africa. so no his ancestors are not european.
learn to fucking read
>>57087585
>learn to fucking read
Right back at you.
>>57087341
>>57087350
>Hitler had an african haplogroup despite being white geentically
and no, he was not white genetically, he was also of the E-V13 haplogroup. "genetically white" are only european ancestral nations with proto-european haplogroups namely I1 / I2, however those are in minority so noone gives a fuck about genetically white people in europe today.
based albanians.
literally causing global butthurt.
>watch them call me a albo.
>>57087619
>Right back at you.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haplogroup_E-V68#E-V13
please albo, education is the way to prosperity
>>57087661
Again no, haplogroups are not good indicators of one's ethnicity, autosomal dna is much more precise.
I have a proto-european haplogroup too (I2a1) but that doesn't mean shit.
>>57087229
>>57087341
Where do you get them?
Slave market ?
>>57087696
>it represents about 85% of the European E-M78 chromosomes with a clinal pattern of frequency distribution from the southern Balkan peninsula (19.6%) to western Europe (2.5%)
>>57087918
How should I know
>>57087918
>Slave market ?
yup
>>57088022
Well you said you don't have any, so whats the source ?
>>57088053
They hire them from America or something?
>>57075707
>Must be the genes from my mum's Serbian side of the family
kek
>>57074878
They have a lot of intersting bunkers... And their goverment was ok with the fact that serbian army and a lot of civilians move over their country during ww1 (but some bands and tribals used to shot on them and their govermant wasn 't ectualy controlign whole country so...)
>>57081663
sometimes. mostly diaspora
>>57074878
>Have you ever been in Albania?
nope, i am not sure that i would survive that, heh
>Have you ever met any Albanian?
yes, my neighbur is Albanian from Kosovo. He live here in far north os Serbia and run a bakery. Good man as I know...
I said something ncie about Albania and thread died...
>>57088970
it depends what people you meet. as much i love to visit your beautiful places you serbians got, i wouldn't dare to visit Serbia too
>>57090212
maah, if you have shity luck to bumo on huligans or some fanatics you would probably get fucked. But it is not such a great chance i think. There are a lot of people from Albania who have bakerys etc.
I think that it is more dangerous for you to go in north Kosovo. In Kosovksa Mitrovica people are really scared. (Serbians are afraid to go south and Albanians are afraid to go in north). That is safe like a fucking Iraq...
>>57089936
>intersting bunkers
Thanks.
I'm liking those
>>57090594
jesus that english! whos making those?
>>57074950
Its in the Caucasus
>>57090663
It's bad purposefully
several people
I saw some nice ones yesterday
Why do i get the feel that Albanians are only second to gypsies in the balkans?
>>57090663
it is suposed to have that kind of shity eanglish
>my is shity beacause i am not good at eanglish and i really don't give a fuck. if it is good enough to people undestand me so..
>>57090785
kek
post more
>tfw no comfy bunker
How does it feel that Albanians well repopulate the world after WW3?
>>57090718
>>57090822
That's you Jamal
>>57090848
>I'll remove you in the name of Jesusovic
>>57090914
never saw them to be that special since i started browsing /int/. you and other non Albanians seems to be fascinated by our bunkers. why is that?
>>57091052
In a more realistic version we'd be joining the fight.
Here's another that is accurate
>>57091115
Me neither but I like the memes
>>57091115
https://www.google.rs/search?q=bunker+albania&espv=2&biw=1280&bih=699&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwic-qn1g-fLAhULDywKHUSBAXYQ_AUIBigB
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bunkers_in_Albania
>>57091203
dude i know their purpose. i live among them. i just dont find them as fascinating as you guys do. maybe because i got used to them, idk
>>57091052
>the macedonian guy
KEK
>>57091193
the last part
kek
>>57091516
>maybe because i got used to them, idk
probably that
it is something you can't find anywhere else.
>>57091550
where are you getting these?
>>57074878
in my Ap euro class there was a Muslim kid I sat next to who said he had grandparents from Albania
thats all i know
>>57091193
>>57091550
Why do Albanians want more lands anyway?
An hour ago there was a report on the news that in between 1,200,000-1,400,000 immigrants were living here and that 60% of them were albanian most of them illegals?
What good is more land when you're planning to move out of it as soon as it becomes predominantly albanian?
>>57092151
so that we can give it to Macedonians as a gift
