what haircut should I try out? edition
Illocos a shithole full of nig tier slums
Malaysia.
First
>>57070294
I am reading this now while drinking cheap lipton tea.
Answer her question ASEAN.
>>57070333
>being hafu
Marry a Javanese, lads. Clean your gene. And don't forget to enjoy coffee and tea which are made by our slaves.
What would you do in this situation?
hey flipbros, where can i find a copy of this indie film?
>tfw UN next week
How fucked am I?
>>57070412
I'd never be in that situation because girls are shit
>>57070482
underage b& fucked
>>57070412
who am I in this situation?
>>57070482
Wait I thought you were already on Uni now.
>>57070585
That's up to you.
>>57070294
this indo-kun
>>57070593
Well I am.
>>57070585
You're the girl while I'm the one who's peeping. What will you do?
;_;
>>57070620
piss on your face
>paimin coming again
>>57070362
tagalog spotted
>>57070810
so it begins the new era of illocano nigg butthurt tirade
>>57070797
I want natalya-sensei to verbally abuse and ridicule me for being a subhuman
>>57070797
Hi :))
>>57070391
I'd aid her humanitarian
>>57070325
FUN FACT: Moro people were already wearing skinny jeans before it was cool
>>57070883
can i join you? :)
i'm playing cs:go brb
>>57070810
I want to plow down that street in a Zamboni just to see what will happen.
Fun fact: I love you from the bottom of my heart <3333333333333
>>57070984
>>57070984
>>57070984
Wanna swim in Tondo instead?
TAGALOG A SHIT
BISAYA A SHIT
JAVANESE A SHIT
MALAY A SHIT
CHINESE MASTER RACE
>>57071177
[TAGALOG TRIGGERED]
>>57071177
What the name of that only asian country that wasn't colonized? That is the true asian master race.
>>57071177
remove chink
>>57071366
thailand
>tfw my gf is half masterracecar
>>57071366
>never colonised
>current year
>their men's ass being colonised everyday by sex tourist
>>57071366
Taeland or Siyam
Chinese is not the problem. In fact they help our economy. Our billionaires are Chinese. Our government is Chinese. Even though they don't have bumiputera privilege, they are still richer than bumiputera. Probably because our 5000 years old cultures.
So what's wrong with Chinese? You're just mad of them because they're rich as fuck while you're a wage cuck? Pathetic cunt desu.
Kill yourself, Chinese master race. You know it, I know it, we know it, everyone knows it.
MGA PALAUTÓG MO TANAN
KATULOG NA MO OI GABIE NA KAAYO
>>57071677
the butthurt anti manila, anti tagalog, slum poster poster is /pol/ right now the fun is there
>>57070620
reward your boldness with front row seats
the fire rise
next forest burning when?
>>57071768
I'm guessing your bringing your anti-visaya butthurt there too
Stupid people say tagalog slum-dwellers aren't really tagalog, these rappers are pretty tagalog to me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLkRywSm3IU
>>57071908
Soon senpaitachi
>>57071967
>anti visayas
kek you must be new here, reddit?
>>57072119
it not like we are forced to learn it right :-^}
>>57072266
He keeps on replying like its his fucking duty
>>57072343
its been like this for a week now
actually for months, started with his slum postings, to sluts and pro marcosness pro dutdut anti mar binay memes, and now anti tagalog, I wonder whats next?
>>57072180
Tagalog skwater cant accept truth that majority of those living in slums are in fact tagalogs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2y7ejeVyCm0
is this woman an /asean/ hero?
>>57072558
and you keep replying like a retard or you're samefagging hard. either way,go to church and confess
>>57072576
>>57072558
For the love of god,just stop it already,it's not even funny,just fucking unoriginal reposts
>>57072644
promdi here even I can admit most of the slumge there are rural people.
you can kind of see the similar mentality
>57072758
seriously,shut the fuck up
find a new gimmick
>>57072620
maybe. one thing's for sure doe, she's ugly af.
>>57072758
I just want the chill thread back
what's you're problem with the thread?
>>57072758
majoirty of slum-dwellers are tagalogs, if I'm the province I rather go work abroad than to work in low-pay slumanila
>>57072870
If tagalogs continue being maleducado & racist, then the tagalog-visaya conflict will continue
just hide his tryhard posts,he'll find another gimmick or the hordes of summerfags will drown him out
trip trip lang pag may time
Go to bed, wagecucks.
>>57072758
>>57072801
provincefag here myself, I can see that most of the slums there are usually the one we try to purge here, those extreme rural folks that has no sense of civility,
but that's what manila get, it is the capital they are probably betting to get some relocation money
>>57073103
desu this is soo last year,is he from fb?
doesn't he know that you should keep it fresh?
I live in Valenzuela, and I'm pretty sure the squatters here aren't visayan, their accent is not rough like visayans. Most of them are tagalogs who blame provincianos for their failures
>57072991
So SJW
>>57073338
mine in las pinas are from leyte and Davao
they're fresh too.
>>57070609
horimiya is great desu
good taste
>>57073541
Tagalogs still compose majority of squatters tho
>>57072801
Wtf is this shit?
Are you actually this new?
Read the FAQ or back to plebbit
NEAR
FAR
WHEREVER YOU ARE
>>57073694
stop trying,get a new gimmick
sakurahime
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mt6lS4qYLvk
Listening to this tagalog gem right now
>>57073809
yo flip-chan
Hey faggots, keep your bisaya/tagalog shitposting tirade here >>>/pol/69226327
Lets keep this thread clean for the sex tourist
>>57073923
like magic you come
>>57073541
>>57073338
Not my place but my friends in QC. the slums there were doing atiatihan or sinulog parade in the streets while asking bystanders for money, I think there from aklan, it was fun tho.
>>57073988
HOL UP
ya mean tagalogs arent welcome on this thread?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7AJAMDKoY_U
>>57074043
Would you like to join me for dinner? I'm eating (You)
>>57074056
When we had an NSTP feeding program here in Manila, most of our respondents were native tagalogs, none of them said they were from Visayas or Mindanao, guess that means myth busted right?
>>57074043
I'm blinded by your spell. I cannot see any other girl no more
>>57074056
Same thing happned near UST is the sinulog one where they carry the baby jesus?
Lets listen to some tagalog music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgZ0pJEmurg
>>57074372
WOW, what a wonderful song, thanks for sharing.
TAGALOG PRIDE
>be in London
>meet Brunei qts bro and waifu
>we talk for a long time and we get along
>next day
>get a call from her bro
>we get invited to dinner with his wife
>we go to fancy Japanese restaurant with Spanish waiters speaking Nipponese
>we eat loads of sushi it was amazing
>the bill was £209
>Brunei qts brother paid for it
>were_eternally_grateful.jpg
>planning to cook for him when he comes here
>they walk us and said our goodbyes
>Brunei qts bro hugged me
>wat
Is this approval or what? I was introduced as a friend.
Pic related
>>57073566
thanks ameribro. i like comedy and very light drama mangas; something fun to read while waiting for the bus
>>57073541
I guess cavite is moving them up there huh, I heard they got alot of yolanda victims, with no actual aid
>It's hailing outside
JUST SNOW ALREADY REEEEEEEE
Post some late night music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dq9q5PsVvv0
>>57074556
Tagalog music > japanese music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObEF5ekY1Qc
>>57074484
what happened to brunei qts bf?
>>57074103
do I even have a choice?
>>57074694
No no no. I'm Sakurahime (>~<)
>>57074556
>the Kreutzer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ML6Y26B6BZc
>If you're feeling mad because you're lonely
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIdqPKy1jHg&index=4&list=RDML6Y26B6BZc
>loli playing piano
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrF0OTSz-9E&index=7&list=RDML6Y26B6BZc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAXnqjUfal4
>>57074694
obviously not :3
>>57074800
ALL LAME all of it
Try this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-SCz8ya7_M
>>57074056
they kind of look like this as I remember
>>57074672
He got really jelly, lmao.
>Brunei qt tells him that I'm staying with her for the whole weekend
>he gets mad jelly
>for the whole week me and Brunei qt ate probably at like 10 restaurants some Vietnamese like "Viet Pho" or "Viet Ho"
>he gets mad jelly and makes Brunei qt meet him
>he's too scared to meet with Brunei qt's bro
>I get invited instead and gets approval from Brunei qt's bro
top lmao
>>57074672
Her brother is her bf. I watched them kiss and hug each other when we were eating
>>57074741
I'm so sorry
>>57074556
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZXFt-Q8Jgs
>>57074556
Who here had this as their good night song back in the Jesus days?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFasQ6CpPdc
>>57075466
pls delet this brings back memories ;__;
>>57075466
I never watched Gundam Seed, I don't like mecha.
>>57074281
sorry
>>57075269
Hmmph!! Baka baka!!!
>>57074968
>He got really jelly
>I get invited instead and gets approval from Brunei qt's bro
i guess asians are quite fond of other asians. well it's time to get sneaky and steal brunei qt
>>57075643
How about Gundam 00? It's about a terrorist group trying to eradicate war by using brute force, that might peak up your interest since Malaysians are into terrorists.
>Advance European Union (AEU) is best countree
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecrypvIG9-8
>>57075849
I just don't like mecha.
Funny shit pinoys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDgPm4e40TM&ebc=ANyPxKri1EefpR9g1vIvXAUIdqZAf3bjNS9JymWjq6zYv6BOQrq60PsjRUFIj1kBcGhi6E90fU5du2bA3ugbnamyB-MCKgbx5Q
>>57075536
No.
Posting moar nostalgic good night songs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LgsGnmGN_Bk
I wonder if the butthurt tirader is a girl?
its so SJW
>>57075751
He' actually Asian as well, he's a "BBC" (British Born Chinese). Luckily he's not the smartest guy it seems, he also frustrates Brunei qt most of the time.
>It's time to get sneaky and steal Brunei qt
One step at a time, anon.
>>57076294
All will be cuck my friend
>>57076376
I'm willing to gamble, friend. I won't give up without a fight.
>>57076506
Very well cuckoid. Best of luck. I'll be heading to the Uni library now. I need to settle my econs assignment.
Why do people still read Ayn Rand's books? Her books can be summed up in one sentence "how to be a stuck up asshole". It's supposed to be something that edgy teens read and move on about, but people like Ted Cruz and Rand Paul still read it. Her books' real life examples are Donald Trump and Drake.
>>57075746
>>57076294
i wish you the best of luck on your conquest, inform us when your benis met her bagina
>>57074556
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiqmI7_hYis
>>57076861
Oh no...don't crei ;__;
>>57076839
I agree. I hate Ayn Rand. That edgy Jew
I'll vote for her if i were you.
>>57074556
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXvuUp-KY5g
>>57077939
lmao
>>57077939
>wanting more muslims, moros and chinks
pls enough already
>>57070325
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9o4RlTVShk
PINOY
I
N
O
Y
>>57075746
s-sauce?
google and saucenao gives me nothing
>>57079994
That's because it's from one of /a/'s drawthreads
Do you support the EU? Remember, if you don't, it means you don't support ASEAN.
>>57083754
Do you support Merkel taking in all those 'refugees'?
If you answer no, then you don't support EU.
>>57084655
Two things:
>That was Germany's policy, not the EU's
>Merkel made that statement like last year and has since changed her policy
:^)
Goodmorning /asean/, rise and shine wagecucks
what's for breakfast?
>>57085187
Germany is a major economic powerhouse in the EU and the world. It is part of the G7.
>Finance Minister Wolfgang Schaeuble renewed his backing for the stance taken by Merkel, who says closing Germany’s borders would send the wrong signal to Europe and hurt the economy.
http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2016-02-25/germany-tightens-asylum-rules-as-merkel-seeks-to-stem-refugees
I'm happy that the other EU nations are starting to oppose her :3
>>57085572
The refugee crisis has come at the worst possible time tbhwy, it has delayed the integration process of Europe again first by the Financial crisis and has endangered the main purpose of the union, which was free movement. Wolfgang "Hotwheels" Schaeuble is right, closing the borders could kill the union, but opening the borders would allow terrorism to continue easily.
>>57085799
So what is your solution to this problem?
I see that the borders must be closed and refugee intake, strictly controlled.
>>57075004
Hot
>>57086870
ikr
Her bro is actually a muscular black man from Zimbabwe. His waifu as a white chick from London School of Economics.
>>57086328
We don't have to close borders to prevent refugee crisis
>Force refugee boats to return to country of departure through tugging them back or ramming their ship (Chinese tactics) if they enter European waters
>Pressure Turkey to stop flow of refugees, by forcing them to return refugees to Syria or Iraq
>Force to provide proof of origins for refugees already inside the EU or be deported by boat and left in the middle of the Mediterranean
>If they can provide proof, they apply for asylum, but if European country has already met its limit when it comes to asylum, then automatic deportation or find another EU country
>make legislation to allow Europol to have legal power to operate independently with multinational authority and information access to combat terrorism
>start dividing the refugee camps in Calais and make it harder for refugees to move around, until they are sorted through asylum process
>if a refugee is passed for asylum, they must apply for a job and must find accommodation before stepping into the country
>all EU states must pass anti-discrimination laws when it comes to letting refugees rent, to allow them to have stable jobs
>refugees should only have access to benefits like healthcare, not benefits like job seekers allowance
The only reason why these things haven't been done yet is simply because of political restraints and the European constitution. It might all sound rough and edgy, but immigrants, who have worked their assess off getting a degree and putting their selves in debt, working long hours with little pay, just to get here are the biggest losers, if we let the refugees abuse European thinking.
>>57087324
>NBR
Dropped
>>57087506
Wow....I could agree with this. N-Not that I want to >__<
ded
>she's a pleb archi/civ student
Fucking dropped
coffee
>>57089727
me on the left
>>57070325
What's Peter North doing in that photo?
>>57091099
So funny
She's perpetually high these daya
>that qt seasian with short hair who goes to the uni in the neighboring town
>always see her at gaming events
>she will never be my gf
>only small talk whenever our mutual friends happen to be chatting
op pic reminded me
>>57091226
can you just give us her profile? We promise we won't dare talk to a goddess, we're not good enough, we know our place.
>>57091286
Her nose doesnt seem so weird now
>>57091957
For you
>>57091226
terrible nose desu
>>57091957
this is memenose after pregnancy btw that's why she's a little fat
>>57091957
She's getting fat and not in a "sexy" way. She has the body of a 35 years old mother.
herro famiry
>>57091957
>>57091226
>>57089727
>>57092792
rude, this is what happened >>57092596
>>57091957
Be careful with posting her friends' faces. They may have public insta or fb accounts that a pervert can use for image search
>http://www.thejakartapost.com/news/2016/03/29/indonesian-vessel-held-hostage-militant-group-demanding-1m-ransom.html
Explain yourself, Phil.
>>57093201
>Abu Sayyaf
That's a typical thing a mudslime flip will do. They don't want to integrate and be educated and so left with the only thing they know they can do - being a scum.
>>57093201
do you need a small loan of a million dollars?
>>57091957
>>57091226
why flips have fat noses
>>57093478
>t. D. Trump
No, Thank you.
>Prison School OVA actually showed bewbs
can't wait for hentai release
http://gogoanime.io/prison-school-ova-episode-1
FUCK FILIPIN FREE MINDANAO
I wanna live in Sabah with Flipchan if we ever get married :3
Trump says he supports letting South Korea and Japan have their nukes of their own.
What does it mean for /asean/?
>>57095329
nothing
wtf i hate flips now
Morning /asean/ is best /asean/
the tiradesulally start n the afternoon
>>57095976
usually starts in*
wtf
>>57093201
WTF I hate Flips nao
>>57093201
>>57096483
Pay ransom nao indos!
>>57070325
Front girl on the left is a qt.
Just earned $0.06 today lads, what can I buy with that?
>>57097771
a meme
Have you been cucked today senpai?
>>57098903
Context?
What kind of job can I get in the most relaxing region?
>>57099188
memenose is sending all these card collectors to jail
>>57099666
Tempting human to rebel against god
>>57091957
wtf
weirdnose meets jewnose
>>57099666
English teacher,satan
>>57099666
If you want to take it easy, invest.
>>57100238
I do like taking it easy
>>57099666
This >>57099976
>>57099750
These? Us?
Tara, meetup sa Ace Hardware sa SM City Lucena.
I saw Baron Geisler at an Ace Hardware in SM City Lucena yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him if i was bothering him or anything.
He said, “Wag niyo na ilabas to, pare”.
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Ano?” but he kept cutting me off and going "Ano? Putangina mo, tara na!” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shabu, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my shabu up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen sachets of shabu in his hands without paying.
The bisaya at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “gago, di ka pa nagbayad.” At first he kept pretending to be listening to Ilocano traditional music and not hear him, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the bisaya.
When he took one of the sachets and started weighing it multiple times, he stopped him and told her to weigh them each individually “para magkaroon ako ng good life” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a thing. After he weighed each sachet and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting him by saying "Eh leche wala kang ginagawa, subuin mo".
>>57100971
hahahahaha gago
>>57100971
TARA NA!
>>57100971
amputa
>>57070370
>>57070403
>>57070482
>>57070555
>>57070593
>>57070620
>>57070692
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>>57071022
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>>57072137
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>>57086870
>>57087635
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>>57100462
>hide island roach threads
>do not respond to island roach posters
>>57101598
delet this i am trigger
>>57101598
>be a merdeka country
>will still leech us
Do you want another East Timor? They literally leech us now.
Friendly reminder
> buy airasia stock (tony fernandes wants to have full control over airasia india hence changing his citizenship)
>buy kpj stock (building 8 more hospital in 10 decade)
wait till kpj/airasia stock to drop (opening usually peak before going down for 30 min-1 hour)
Also malaysia ringgit are on the rise against usd.
$1 to rm3.94 and continuing to drop
DO NOT BUY DOLLAR AT THIS TIME OF THE YEAR
Good night my Aryan friends
>>57102443
>BULE
OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
>>57102507
>t. Orang asli
>>57102520
>t. Kiram
>>57102158
East Timor is a proudly independent superpower, you're just teaming up with Aussies to bully them out of their territorial oil well waters.
>>57102552
>t. Orang cina
>>57102691
>t. anak perempuan kiram
are we into something?
>>57102586
>East Timor is a proudly independent superpower
>teaming up with Aussies
t. Raul Lemos
>>57102586
>"p-pls gib me medicine"
>"p-pls gib me electricity"
>"p-pls hepl us gedding oil"
>somehow it's a proudly independent superpower
>>57101598
nice try
>>57102586
see pict
up you go like my kontol
I want to fuck vietnam
>>57103981
What's the third from left?
>>57104061
brunei-chan
>>57104061
Brunei Darussalam
>>57103981
>tfw not asean
Is your imouto nice to you /asean/?
>>57104018
>Indonesia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h87IU0g8hgM
I would destroy Saudi Arabia for some asean food 2bh
>>57104435
They can make anything taste good. I just don't get it.
>>57104570
MSG
>>57104675
I should've known.
>>57100971
need to lift for that event.
>>57104327
>lightweights singing about how they got intoxicated with piss beer
>the older generation can't even handle a few pints of beer without getting into trouble
>tfw they're all talk
>>57104849
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrFJ0NgMDzc
Ciu Perangkap Setan
>>57104970
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xG8MGhjQkEw
Plebeian like me likes this song desu.
>indnonesia
>>57105066
>blake
>>57105066
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KltVQS794c
2DEEP4ME
>>57104675
Metal Solid Gear?
>>57105150
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>>57105119
>tfw my wife left me and I'll never get to meet my kid
>>57105195
obatnya abis gan?
>>57100971
>suntukan sa Ace Hardware meme
>thousands of peenoise got their attention
>advertisers and other businesses saw an opportunity
>April 15, thousands flock to SM City Lucena
>simple fist fight literally turns into a organized event with food stalls and other merchandise
>mfw no happenings
>???
>profit
>>57105262
SWT DAH WEW WKWKWK KK
>>57105335
WKWKWKWKWKWKWWKWKWKWKWKWK
>>57105290
>Suntukan sa Ace Hardware
>Sponsored by Cobra Energy Drink
/asean/, give me something to photoshop.
>>57105496
>>57105496
Can you turn this into a filipiñana dress?
>>57105496
>>57105496
I will vote for the president who will make Novaliches a city
>>57105561
I will vote for the president who will veto Indonesia out of ASEAN
>>57105999
Genius work of art.
>>57105999
wewlad
>>57106038
>veto Indonesia out of ASEAN
Are dreaming or something?
Tfw Konosuba finally ended
I hope next season will have better shows.
>>57106277
If they threaten to veto Indonesia from ASEAN, send the haze.
>mfw posting from a Netopia computer
>>57106038
ASEAN is literal shit though. And now we will get another shitty country (East Timor). Then Paki will join ASEAN. With AEC happens, I better be out of ASEAN then interact with Paki.
>>57106417
>then interact
than interact*
