>he's German but he's never been to Oktoberfest
>he's American but he's never been to Disneyland
>He's British but he's never heard Big Ben
>he's Australian and he's never been to the pirate flagship in Sydney
I've heard it on the telly loads of times
>>57061967
>he's australian but he's never been imprisoned
>he's australian but he's never shagged a cangaroo
>he's australian but his surname isn't Yuang
>he's australian but he's never been KAHN'D
>he's american but he's never been shot
>>57061967
s-shut up.
I don't need any bavarian fucks ruining everything to enjoy beer.
>he's australian and he's never brawled an ambo to a state of needing to call another ambo
>>57062047
I don't believe this one is possible
>He's American but he's never shot a gun
>He's Chinese but he's never eaten a dog
>He's Japanese but he's never watched anime
>He's Spanish but he's never been unemployed
>He's Australian but he's never drunk Foster's
>>57062077
I'm the American who started the gun thread. It's like vaccinations, once you've been shot with smaller calibers like .22lr you can work your way up to .308 with a .223 booster and you'll be fine.
>he's Polish but he's never....
>.......
wait what's significant about Poland
>he's syrian but he's never raped me
>>57062149
Drinking shitty wodka and stealing cars
>>57062149
>he's Polish but he's never unblocked a toilet
>>57062128
Yeah you get your first shot at the age of 3
>>57062213
It's usually administered by another toddler.
>>57062047
fuck
>>57062149
>he's Polish but he's never been DP'd
>>57062252
>he's Lithuanian but never killed himself
>>57062230
It's better to go to your family gun range though
>>57062047
was shot twice
just feels warm and stingy kind of then it starts to kick in what happened and I don't remember much after that
>>57062245
>he's Romanian but he's never lived in a caravan
>>57062290
Milguy?
>>57062268
>he's German but has never played Forklift Simulator
>>57062290
I got shot with rock salt and it stung like a bitch.
>>57062302
>his british but he never shat the queen
>>57062307
no
gang violence, I got hit by two stray bullets
>he's french and he's never overran Europe for the ideals of the Revolution
;-;
>>57062353
Fucking noice
I almost got shot during a range incident, was pretty fun, sadly very uneventful the 20 something times I visited afterwards
>>57062353
What caliber hit you?
>>57062353
Don't feel down, it happens all the time in third-world countries.
>>57062353
Ahahhahahaahhaha
>america
>>57062368
>He's french but he's never been fucked in the ass
>>57062438
He is an American UT he has never posted retarded shit showing his ignorance on /int/
>>57062391
Probably 9mm
>>57062391
9mm
I'd probably be dead otherwise
>>57062404
happened in chicongo
>>57062404
>He's Croatian but never wore a tie or stabbed a serb
>>57062467
Yet
>>57062480
Lel only non whites get shot in Chicago
>>57062467
>he's Indian but he's never raped those pesky toilet witches
>>57062404
It happens, atleast we don't get piled into mass graves by Serbians.
>>57062526
Brutal
>>57062636
>>57062521
>>57062539
Gotta keep them faggot loliposters in line.
>>57062663
>>57062521
>Tfw no toilet witchfu to shit with
I'm Russian and I've never?..
>>57062962
Rode a bear on a unicycle
>>57062962
drunk vodka
wrestled a bear
worn an ushanka
>>57062962
>he's Russian but he's never had a carpet on the wall
>>57062978
>worn an ushanka
there was a weird guy in my calc 3 class that wore this all the time, even when it was hot out
>>57062962
Nailed your balls to red square.
>>57062996
I had once, lol. My cat loved it.
>>57062978
>tfw no ushanka
I really should buy one, they look funny.
Oktoberfest is an overpriced crowded noisy mess
>>57063001
>he's American but he's never done something quirky in high school and became a social pariah for it
>>57062962
Seen the sun
>>57062962
contemplated life while squatting
ruined a game of dota because you didn't get mid
wore an adidas outfit to a job interview
asked for proof
> he's French but has never eaten a frog or snail
> he's Italian but has never driven a Ferrari
> he's Australian but has never been bitten by a venomous animal
> he's from New Zealand but is neither brown nor hairy
> he's Brazilian but has never lost a football match
>>57063001
To be fair it's mostly fur, so it's a good insulator and won't make you hot.
But I hear it every weekday since my school is right next to it
>He's an American but has never eaten burger!!!!!!!
>>57063060
>Oktoberfest is an overpriced crowded noisy mess
This
>€11 for 0.9L of beer
No thanks
>>57063115
what is sun
>>57063319
I went to a fancy restaurant once and they served me a burger with the bun off to the side
was really confused
rich people food is weird
>he's polak but has never created a thread about Poland
>>57062149
Nothing. And nobody knows anything about us.
>>57061967
>he's Australian but he's never been to the outback
>he's American but he's not fat
>he's Filipino but he's not a dirty, lying, cheating, scoundrel
>>57062149
apples
>>57063418
> he's Polish but has never stolen a German car
>>57063060
>Oktoberfest is an overpriced crowded noisy mess
This
If you want to experience a true traditional folk festival, you better search for a rural small town or village in south Germany
>>57063060
I always assumed it was full of foreigners
>>57063456
So I guess we're more German than Germans then.
>>57062331
>americans actually have to shoot salt into their veins because they can't get enough from mcdonalds
Most Americans go to Disneyworld not Disneyland. Disneyland is very small and far more people live in the eastern half of America/ everyone in the NE/ MW has grandparents in Florida.
>>57061967
Just because your country is a centralised shitholed doesn't mean I have to go to fucking Bavaria to enjoy life
>>57063550
That's a stretch. Almost barely an insult.
>>57063593
>he's Taiwanese but he's never been mistaken for being Thai
>>57063593
And it's full of fucking fat people who take forever to get on/off rides, buy absurd amounts of food, and whine about fucking everything. It's how I imagine the rest of the world sees Americans.
>>57062016
t. MAMA MIA
>he's australian but he never conserved his bandwidth
>>57062128
>it's like vaccinations
but Americans don't take vaccinations?
>>57063703
Who cares Disney is shitty as fuck anyway. Real snooze unless you are a figurative child/ have a child.
>>57061967
>He's Canadian
>hasn't smoked weed
>hasn't prayed to Allah (pbuh)
>hasn't had a bull mount his gf
SIMPLY
UN-CANADIAN.
>>57061967
>he's jew but he's never been a part of a conspiracy to destroy the white race
>>57063885
Hmmm... being so close to Arabic, I wonder if Hebrew has at least a linguistic equivalent of "taqqiya" too
>>57063830
My nieces and nephews had no fun there, they wanted to leave and go to the ocean, but only stuck around because their grandparents got them tickets. I had to chaperone them around with my ex.
>>57063503
It is.
Fucking overprised tourist trap. There is also no need for any Bavarian to go there since literally every small town has its own fest.
t. Bavarian that has never been there
>>57062526
Mass graves is how you keep good neighbour relationship in europe
