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tri moreta edition

old >>57039612
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>>57061325
Your problem, m8. In Romanian we have a saying, "a man must be a little bit more attractive than the devil". :^)
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1st for нямa кaчecтвeн мaт`pял в Бългapия
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>>57061376

ми caмoyбий ce
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>>57061347
>In Romanian
>diaspora
go blow yourself, paki
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>>57061347
Do we?

Anyway if you were bulgarian he would be praising you for being a gorilla

Either that or he a jelly twink
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>>57061376

Off to Turkey, serdare.
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>>57061428
rude
>>57061444
Cel putin in zona Moldovei, e proverbu' "un barbat tre' sa fie un pic mai frumos ca dracu". And he's prolly a twink.
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how to play with Bulgaria in eu4 lads ?
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>>57061535
Play as released Ottoman vassal.
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to the married fag:
How do you see yourself in 10 years? I don't know how you go about your social life, but if you encounter a smart 9/10 who's really into you, wouldn't you want to bang that?
I personally cannot possibly imagine staying loyal to a woman for a long period of time.
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He знaм штo e фopaвa чим иcпaднaлo co тoлкy вјyc aмa eвpeивe oд битoлa нe дeлyвaaт мaлцe лaдни?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJKjhZr51dY
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>>57061673
what if you were married to a 10/10
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>>57061719
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5FmexVcPBI
>tfw you aren't married to Anna Lesko
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>>57061719
She won't be a 10/10 forever, m8. Also secks gets extremely boring after the 100th time. Annoying even, feels like a chore.
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>>57061719

>implying

also

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MB3ZERLwQVM

3:00
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>>57061768
>chore
Are you implying that she begs for it?
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>>57061768
>feels like a chore
Gotta do what you gotta do.
"The wife does not have authority over her own body but yields it to her husband. In the same way, the husband does not have authority over his own body but yields it to his wife."
1 Corinthians 7:4
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>>57061673
>>57061719

It doesnt matter to who you are married.
You always want to bang other women.
'Love' is vanishing after 2-3 years, the person you married becomes to you like any other family member, you love in a way you love your mother.
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>>57061737
She's uggo without makeup

Could settle for columbeanca though, preferably a non whorish version
>>57061768
but what if she ages well and lets you play all the video games you want while she tends the house !
>>57061773
wat
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бyгapи пocтнeтe кoмфи хипcтepcки кaнaли нa вaш јaзик
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>>57061673
>How do you see yourself in 10 years?
having a dank house with a large garage, 2 or 3 (hopefully not shitty) kids running around and happily restoring cars while wife brings me hot coffee.

there will be always girls a notch above her, and trying to fuck every girl above your current one is impossible to achieve, so i better channel my life goal in something else.
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>>57061890
>3 kids

the most terrifying aspect of having a preggo wife is ending up with twins, or better yet, fucking triplets
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>>57061869

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUMU37hAF7o
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>>57061839
>quoting scripture
>when discussing sex
>or ever
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKdfmsodewc

18:00 if you want to be shocked
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>>57061929
>not taking the ortho in Orthodox seriously
>>57061917
It's been proven that the larger the family(and the more distinct familial role interactions), the better psychological(and implicitly social) growth of the children.
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>>57061945

AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY FROM MAKKE TO ZERG IN 1 SECOND
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>>57061768
>sex becomes a chore after the 100th time

t. mr 'missionary with the lights off' vanilla
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>>57061917
yea, i'm also scared of twins. I always hear that song in my head when i see twins:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urV8MIcLDFk

on the other hand, on the long run you shoot 2 birds with one stone, so...
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>>57062008
Can fuck up your (financial) familial planning, tho.
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>>57061976
fuck their proof, I grew up only kid and I'm more stable than brothers here backstabbing each other

granted some boogie here once proved I'm a psycho so maybe you're right (:
>>57062008
yea but at most I'd have 1 kid so its particularly terrifying for me
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>>57062027
wont, i'm well prepared for financial stress.
not that well prepared for the emotional, tho
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>>57062081

>not banging an infertile 40+ year old

ayy lmao
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>>57062108
where do I get hot milfs
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>>57062081
>yea but at most I'd have 1 kid so its particularly terrifying for me
single kids usually become spoiled brats, and i don't want that to happen. That's why i'm aiming for 1+
Plus, when they grow up, they can start coop with each other, and leave you alone.
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Did I do good /balk/?
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>>57062165

дoбpи нyмepaли cи зaдaл, cинe
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>>57062156
But I didn't, just a psycho (:
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>>57062156

only gommunists aim for 1+ kids
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>>57062204
cuman pride worldwide
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>>57062204
I'm counting on meme-magic for this one tbqh
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>>57062165

I dont get these odds, we beat Portugal in Lisbon and 3 days later we are outsider against Macedonia, which, with all respect, are shitty as fuck in football.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zthYvk7OoXU za putkata Boyko Borisov
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>>57062231

another day, another single
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>>57062261
Where are my dubs.
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>>57062253
Yea the bookmakers seem high or smt putting us at the same odds of a win with the makketa
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>>57061945

what is dis
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>>57062229
>I don't know what I'm talking about: the post
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>>57062229
>only gommunists aim for 1+ kids
uh-huh, and? getting our country depopulated or becoming extinct in favor of gypsies is better then?
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>>57062277
As soon as you ditch Krum, you get them.
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>>57062348
Pretty much.
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>>57062323
Why do you care about that? Whats it to you?
Its not something that will have an influence while you live.
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>>57062394
I'm not content with a single pair of dubs.
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>>57062348
May I intervene
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>>57062431
>that logic
err... sure, whatever, m8 YOLO
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>>57062459
I will.
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>>57062348
>>57062394
>>57062434
>>57062459

ALL OF YOU - PLEBS
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>>57062479
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>>57062492
>implying
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>>57062522

>_> TOHДEMOHAЙ ДЪБO-КУH!!! ДЪБC ДECКA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>57062569
:^)
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>>57062601
But enough dub checkin' for today.
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Only the denbts will know dubs
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>>57062654

try harder starve-os
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If dubs Macedonia beat Bulgaria and England beat Holland
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>>57062792
If dubs balkans steal british slags and replace them with pakis
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good morning baltics
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>>57062846

good evening mexico
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>>57062831

>steal HIV
>replace it with jaundice

why
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>>57063077
I unironically like british slags and I know they hate pakis
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dV4lNpWsPNU

>bulgar GTA

i'd have personally just rammed the jeep and gtfo'd dbi
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>>57063204
why are they arguing
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>>57063274

selyak driving the jeep got pissed off cos the other guy could have potentially crashed into him (note he stopped 10 meters away and was driving slowly so a crash would be near-impossible)

apparently daddy's boy's jeep would've been scratched so he got pissed off and grabbed a bat from his car
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>>57063419
but why did the guy start engine of 3 series and not drive away just stay there

also fairly sure that's an x5, but old shitty one so dunno why scratch matters on 1000 euro relic

and what does selyak mean?
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>>57063204
what a chimp. why didn't the bmw driver either reverse away, or fucking run the cunt over when he passed infront of the front
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Weed background music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmLDf9XKMfk
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>>57063536
>weed
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>>57063204

Ei takiva selski utrepki me karat da gubq nadejda za tazi durjava. Nai-dobre Sofia da se otcepi ot BG i samostoqtelno da se dvijim, hem sme na sredniq ES-standart, hem shte izpratim vsichkite bekcheta obratno na selo. Bahti gnusnite selqni maikooo...
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>>57063518

>run the cunt over

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCdGtPp1K9c

ayyy
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>>57063536
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nz_uSssKTw
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>>57063616
>Nai-dobre Sofia da se otcepi ot BG
Yea we're sick of you turks...
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QvMW7abxGg

>lauagba lauagba it's the jew's fault
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>>57063682

Cause of me you have something to eat you subhuman prick
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>>57063616
>EU shill
kill yourself
t. Sofia
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>>57063758

newfag detected
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>>57063749
t. First generation Sufqnec
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>>57063749

but if you split then who's gonna clean ur toliets u sofiakid
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>>57063771
>you must be a newfag if you hate the EU
???nigger.jpg
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>>57063774

t. selski bek
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Hi mates. Last day before asking her out. What should I do to relax my mind? I saw her today btw, we were chill.
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>>57064007

jerk off efendi
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>>57064007
>preparing this hard for something so mundane
Bound to fail
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>>57064007
Jerk off. Use ball sweat as perfume for your face.
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>>57064007
Bring back the Ottoman Empire.
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>>57064007
take safety off microwave and have it run while your head is in it
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>>57064077
>>5706490

I don't feel lust.

>>57064078

Maybe I will fail but at least I want to have this day full of hope and sweet feelings.
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>>57064078
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>>57064007
Give Edrine and Kirklaleli
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>>57064151
Conquer Wien.
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>>57064142

Please stop it. Breaks my heart and confidence.

>>57064151

As you wish, If I get her and become Effendi this towns will be gifted to you mate.

>>57064105

I saw your photo yesterday. Alpha as hell. Do you easily get Austrian girls?

>>57064137

Please don't act that way. I know you love me.
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Пeдepaкиc!

Лимyнaдa!

Ц = ч

Maкeдoния e Бългapcкa
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>>57064196
Thanks, m8. Haven't had a chance yet given that I do not speak even basic German yet and I live in the middle of nowhere, but I'll probably get some ex-yu diaspora qt, given that Austria is full of them.
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>>57064196

Show photo, I wasnt here yesterday
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>>57064247

Hallo Sie Wichser!
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>>57064278
Why? Are you gay :DDD
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>>57064278
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>>57064007
Learn some Albanian, effendi. It might make you sound exotic
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>>57064278
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If I get rejected tomorrow, or be heart broken?

Can I get some shelter from the storm in your company my friend or will you bully me for fun?
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>>57064310

No, im just curious what counts as alpha
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>>57064237
Fucking bitchface, stop posting her
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>>57064378
Who is that based pravoslavnik Serb?
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>ethiopia is orthodox

wat
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>>57064378
Who are these weakshits and what are they doing amongst my batka bros?
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>>57064247

What are you doing in Austria anyway?
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>>57064378

>Albos

Both beta cucks.

>Bulgars

Hipster cucks except the blue shirt guy posing with a girl.

>Croat

Cuck but handsome.

>Greece

Based Corfu. Would let marry my family.

>FYROM

Based as fuck Sashko. 10/10.

>Romanian

All çigan beta cucks except my Austrian bro.

>Serbs

Cute.
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>>57064387
>implying those are mutually exclusive and you don't love the attention
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>>57064378
>that jihadi diaspora
you seem to have put ros twice tho
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>>57064378

Man look at this huge genpool BG has, beautiful, masterrace.
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>>57064445
Pre-uni German courses, not sure if I will continue after that, tho. Too homesick already.
>>57064480
Cind sint in patria muma, sint numit student la teologie si dom' parinte, acilea sint numit jihadist. :^)
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>>57064479

I need my friends to be around me when I have a shit day. If I get happy news tho, I will shitpost in full autism due to joy :D

>>57064372

Is it easy to learn? Might try t b h.
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>>57064530
I'll just call you carpathian bear
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>>57064419

т. Пeдoфил Хoмoceкcyaл
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Has this been posted already?
Bulgarian Turkish friendship even at U18 Ice hockey...not the youtube video but the one above

http://www.sportal.bg/news.php?news=596000
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>>57064568
>hockey players fight

wooooooooooow
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>>57064644

these are kids faggot and this is after match end
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>>57064378
>dat jew faced romanian
Antonescu dunn goofed
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>>57064644
meant for>>57064605

not effendi
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>>57064668
I look more jewish than any of them.
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>>57064668
chin not nearly weak enough to be a jew
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Eu îţî dau dau dau dragostea din mine,
dau dau dau numai
pentru tine
Dau dau dau şi viaţa mea , sufletu şi inima..
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Why not Makes here today, have you guys bullied them out or what?
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Care din ăia îi Ros?
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>>57064713
pishi na balgarski we ciganin
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>>57064530
were ausrians scared when you approached them?
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>>57064658
>kids dont fight

even a fucking euro proxy is enough to cuck people
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>>57064756
Nobody gives a shit how you look here. Plus there is a big Muslim community, sooo...
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>>57064749

Post some laid-back, confident, pussy getter RnB for me. I need some good music.
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>>57064751
Cu par scurt, are poza de doua ori
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>>57064530

No wonder as 95% of Austrians are fucking pieces of shit. Like Germans with even lower self-esteem...disgusting
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>>57064812
kek
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>>57064812
Nu-i el
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>>57061492
We say that in the south, too.
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>>57064862
nu? :/
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>>57064812
but he's not fat. Everybody knows that ros is fat
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>>57064916
But the second picture was posted with his trip

I even remember teasing him about his complexion
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>>57064751
Eu sunt Ros.
t. Ros
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>>57064862
>>57064899
>>57064900
>>57064916
>>57064961
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Ok who invited all the romanians here?
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>>57064862
>>57064899
>>57064900
>>57064916
>>57064961
>>57064996

What's that romanian expression 'fico minte' (spelling), meaning be smart or something. Is there such a thing?
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>>57065021
get off my board
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>>57065019
don't you get tired of posting that picture over and over again?
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>>57064816
I hate how fake and distant everyone is here. I prefer selyaks staring at me back home over nobody even recognizing you exist. And all the fake smiles and friendliness since that is the norm. Back home, if someone smiled at me out of nowhere, I'd ask myself where I know that guy from. And fffff, women shaking hands in casual meetings. In Romania, the only woman whose hand you shake is that of a whore as thanks for the offered services.
>>57064961
He might've posted a photo of a friend or some shit.
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>>57064900
Ros a confirmat de mai multe ori ca e gras >>57064916
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>>57065047
I always thought there 2 romanians: Ros and the other one
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>>57065050
how can you get tired when you're a subhuman autist? repetition fuels them
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>>57065019
>Be turk
>Get bombed

>>57065044
It's written Fii cuminte, and it means "Behave yourself."
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>>57061298
TRI MORETA
R
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M
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T
A
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>>57065044
Фий кyминтe, "be good".
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>>57065019
fuck off with that picture again, I'll impale you
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>>57065070
>>57065076
>tricked by a tripfag

NO MORE
>>57065090
I post irregularly but I'm neither ros not the other one. I'm the other other one
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>>57065090
I'm the other one. The suicidal one.
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>>57065110
>Fii cuminte
>>57065155

ty. I grew up in the northwest on the danube and a lot of the old folk were bilingual, they spoke some vlach dialect and since I moved to Sofia (t. div selyak) I forgot almost everything but a few phrases that I don't even know how to spell or if they really mean what I remember them to mean.
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>>57065090
>>57065090
there's like 6 romanians itt plus the diaspora orthodox jihadi nenea popa :^)
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What does a Romanian ( except Austria bro ofc ) say when he has 100 ping on haxball?

I have ping bigger than my IQ :D
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>>57063616
>unironically b8 on a fake clip
shaking my head
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>>57065225
>timesnewroman
i'm glad you appreciate the romanian version of the onion
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>>57065090
Seriously there's a couple of us. The guy who hates german cars, the underage map simulator poster, the second map simulator poster, the austrian guy, the guy who pretends to be szekely for le troll xDDD, the super serious guy who always replies seriously to baits and calls people pieces of shit and the /pol/ autist

Probably even more
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>>57065232
Reee, that is not some 'Vlach' dialect, that's Romanian proper. But you're welcome anyhow.
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Hey guys, give me some /balk/ volk music pls. :^)
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>>57063729
little shit got what he deserved
i would reverse and take the rest for bonus points and highscore, тbh
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>>57065375
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjh7zEmqlbY
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>>57065336
I'm 2 of those guys. One when I'm drunk and one when I'm bored.
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>>57065336
There is literally nothing wrong with serious discussion.

>>57065375
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rNWQE5ammw
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>>57065354
Oh cool. I remember when I was 8 they sent us to some private school to study for free computers and romanian. At the time I thought it was stupid and never showed up for class. I kinda wish I picked up more from the language. My dad tells me how his romanian colleagues can communicate basic stuff with pretty much every spanish or italian speaker. Is that true?
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>>57064007
>all that preparing just for asking her out
man, i cant wait for your blogposts when you eventually get to the bed.
We all know that ain't gonna happen, because grills and autism doesn't coop well, but lets just imagine.
also, godspeed Efendi.
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>>57065392
kek'd

My favourite road rage is that guy plowing through those brazilian cyclists, nothing worse and more enraging then protesters blocking the fucking road
>>57065436
/pol/ + szekely?
>>57065437
It is when you take baits seriously to pitiful levels
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>>57065375
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BplsGX5eLLo
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>>57065457
Yeah, Italian especially. To a modern Romanian, just by mimicking an Italian accent in Romanian, you are already halfway to speaking it.
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>>57065354
>Nikopol
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>>57065484
szeckely no, that guy is a piece of shit
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>>57065425
Top kekkidy!
>>57065437
Classic, but at least I know the singer now. :')
>>57065497
'no'

I like those:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U67MRAPKXzU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAziYLjR-28&feature=youtu.be
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>>57065336
/pol/ autists*
you also forgot radu :^)
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>>57065546
/pol/ + super serious guy? lol, never woulda thought
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>>57065511
That explains why all the diaspora from my Vidin and the region would always go to said countries. They were always the 'mexicans of europe' type tho.
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>>57065555
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9XfN5wLKMU
DEFEND KEBAB WITH ALL MY HART tbqh
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>>57065579
radu is moldovan though
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>>57065484
>>57065336
i was also the secui shitposter
just wanted to bring us together by hating hungarians
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>>57065579
>Calling Radu romanian

Hol up, you don't to summon him, do you
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>>57065589
there are more from /pol/ I think. And also I'm not serious, but I call people pieces of shit. That's not really serious.
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>>57065601
Diju(Romanian name for Vidin, j as in Serbian latinica) had a considerable Romanian population back in the day.
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>>57065607
>defend kebab
>defend
Heh.
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Listening to No More Parties In L.A by Kanye feat. Kendrick to pump me some swag and confidence.
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>>57065637
It was the most obvioust shitpost I experienced on these stupid boards, you just didn't put heart in it and it was obvious you weren't szekely
>>57065658
>more from /pol/

well there's a super autistic guy who buys into their bullshit 100%, mostly referred to him, lets hope there's not 2 of them
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What do Romanians think about Bulgaria?
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>>57065555
Technically this contains the Slavonic March, which was written in honor of Russia, Serbia, Montenegro and Romania defeating the Ottoman Empire.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHzuE0-ltEc
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>>57065685
I'm 1/1875762th romanian, I have my family tree here. What strikes me is that a lot of the women on my mother's side were romanian, while the men were bulgarian. Don't know how that makes me feel.
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>>57065425
Зaгaщeн MC
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>>57065722
Efendi you are the worst poster ITT
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>>57065722
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Elwb2lV88hM
>>57065762
its ok, plis dont steal car when I go on vacation though
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>>57065762
"It's alright."
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>>57065722
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fS0Ao8FMRA8 Watch this, effendi. :^)
>>57065775
It's not like we are from such different racial origins, m8. You're as Bulgarian as one can be.
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>>57065805

Is that really a thing? Never heard of anyones car getting stolen here since end of 90s...
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Texted her now cucks and she typo'd a fun word. I told her I would smile at it whenever I remember and the bomb comes :

She said " We would laugh at it together tomorrow. "

Am I on good way?
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>>57065728
/pol/ is satire anyway, I only go there to banter with the hungarians and spread the we wuz romans who invented Jesus meme.
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>>57065849
was a big deal on TV a few years back when a couple of families went there and the hotel said their cars are in the marked parking area, moved the markings over night, stole the cars then pretended they weren't in the hotel parking lot

or something like that

plus you guys are actually bretty good at organized crime
>>57065905
I know but too many underage idiots take it seriously nowadays, I visit for yryl but I laugh at that shit
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>>57065783

*best

FTFY cuck. I am like Kanye West of /balk/. My presence alone creates hype storms here.

>>57065840

I am Kanye best player and you are Kendrick my heir.
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>>57065853
dunno if you are on a good track or not, but you are so adorably cute and awkward i'd fuck your boipicci Efendi.
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>>57065905
Sadly people on /pol/ mostly arent aware of its satirical nature.
Often I go there to make some absolutely absurd claim as a joke, and I find many people unironically agreeing, and some saying I am being too soft.
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>>57064378
>>57065840
Me at the reichstag btw. Every romanian I've met irl like me is pale af. How do you call your diaspora in Serbia that integrated there?
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>>57065960
>I am like Kanye West of /balk/
an annoying nigger?
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>>57066016
an annoying roach in his case
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>/balk/
>more like turkoromaniabulgar ciclejerk
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>>57066001
Romanians. They call themselves in the archaic pyмъйнь, while the Serbs call Romanian those in Vojevodina and Vlach those in Timok.
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>>57066034
>his post
>his image
time for an hero
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>>57066034
its not our fault greeks keep bickering with the boogies and you ended up making your own general
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>>57066034

Jealous because Gayreek are too bland to fit in to our funny conversations and banters? Also replace Romania with FYROM. Romanians are too autist to circlejeck except Austria bro o f c.

>>57065965

I have mixed feelings about your post.

I'm happy you think I'm cute but gay part is creepy.
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>>57066145
Thanks efendi. Kek.
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daily reminder that if you're a virgin past 24 you're an utter failure
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>>57065986
>>57065905
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>>57066248
What if you're a chick?
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>>57065986
americans especially are gullible as fuck. They're so easy to troll it's not even funny, no wonder they like people like trump or bernie. You can say a clearly ridicolous thing and they'll take it as truth without question.
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>>57066274
ugly goat
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>>57066145
Lmfao they even hate you in this thead.
The whole world hates you, just end yourself already.
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>>57066274

Non-degenerate holy wife material woman.

>I want women to preserve themselves for marriage
>But I want to fuck any breathing women around me before marrying

Typical hypocrite right-wing mental.
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>>57066139

We've got our threads even before you got unbanned from 4chan, newboy

>>57066145


Effendi before bantering the mighty Greeks you should prepare your speech for your non existing sweetheart, dear

You're called cuck for a reason you see
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>>57066307
What about hot chicks?
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>>57066352
Fictional.
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>>57066332
Holy fucking hell you made a good post for once
>>57066338
Jokes on you I was posting with socks before you had your first sandwich
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>>57066379
Than my gf surely must be imaginary. Oh well.
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>>57066390

>sock puppet

Lol no wonder you guys got banned in the first place
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>>57066450
Either socially awkward or too pravoslavnik for her own good.
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>>57066450

>hot chick
>virgin

You won the lottery.

>>57066312

No, they don't hate me. They like me. Why do always hatepost to me daily? You can ignore me easily.

>>57066390

I am legit right. Right-wing and left-wing are both at the hands of shit people. I think philosophers who created these ideologies didn't think about human stupidity.
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>>57066450
So it appears
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>>57066470
nah m8 rds it was already banned when I came, probably 1-2 shitposters abusing the dynamic IP

but nowadays they're too pussified to place a permanent ISP ban
>>57066520
or maybe they were stupid themselves?
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>>57066520
>daily
I don't even know you, C*ckro*ch. And I don't give a fuck.
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Upvote this if you want Effendi nudes.
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>>57066651

>post a nude cockroach for fun
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>>57066520
cCc :^)

Btw, Vidinbrat, do I have you on Steam?
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>>57066776
No. I don't vidya these days. Maybe I'll check out total war: warhammer, but other than that I don't even do meme games.
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>>57066872
I want to keep in touch with you somehow, would like to make a trip to Vidin this summer.
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>>57066776

How can a single poster be so based? I think of a Balkan and V4 trip this summer. I think of any countries except Greece I hope we will be in same place and have a cup of Turkish coffee with you bro.
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>>57066900
The town is so small you can't even get lost there. You wanna check out Baba Vida?
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>plucked my eyebrows too much so one is different from the other
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>>57067003
b-but muh Tsardom of Vidin.....
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>>57067003
Yeah. I'd also like to visit Velika Trnovo, but my Sofian selyak friend is too lazy. Would you be up for a trip there too?
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>>57067021
Now shave them.
You little faggot.
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>>57067002
hey effendi can you help us steal copper from chernobyl?
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>>57067002
Sure thing, m8.
>>57067043
Veliko*
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>>57067068

Yes mate ofc. I can survive radiation but you will pay for my 3 pairs of Nikeys. :D
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>>57067106
only if you promptly scurry away afterwards and never reply to me or my wife's son ever again
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>>57067043
idk, I only visit babushka for orthodox holidays. Dad's lineage is from the Tarnovo region, but I'm not as well connected there as I'd like. In any case, after uni I'll spend the entire summer in Malta so if you're thinking about swinging by then, I won't be around.
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>>57066776
>furries
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>>57067211
In what month will you leave for Malta?
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