We appreciate your good work, Janny lad :) edition
Thank you based janny
first for anime :::)
>>57059152
thought that was a willy she was resting her chin on lol
mara
How do I stop drinking? I'm not a NEET but I literally can't keep myself from getting wasted after work. Have a few drinks before work and I'm right as rain.
Janny is a fanny
Woah, I'm a poet
Although I did already know it
>>57059190
As soon as someone smells alcohol on your breath at work you will be let go.
>>57059187
You have a sick mind. Get mental help
Why was the last one deleted?
>>57059187
What an ugly regional flag
waste of a fine field if you ask me
>>57059216
there were a wet fanny in the op
>>57059222
repulsive init
>>57059204
>what is chewing gum
Should I get out of bed and buy a double sausage mcmuffin
27 minutes left of breakfast
no almond milk so gotta have water on my oatibix
sad state of affairs
>>57059222
Which reddit flag does he have?
>>57059231
No, YOURE the wet fanny
>>57059232
Your breath smells of alcohol because of alcohol vaporizing in your stomach and rising up through your throat and out your mouth. Chewing gum will do nothing to prevent this process.
literally cannot stop sucking dicks
>2016
>still posts in /brit/
/brit/ stopped being good some time in early 2014. but you're literally mongols who come here to have the precise same vapid conversations day in day out,
sort your fucking lives out, pretending to have online ladculture is fucking cringeworthy, just stop
just did an action post in the group chat, the lads were absolutely howling
Eating a home made coconut desu
>>57059276
Which county are you in?
Mines due a service
>>57059284
... He posted, in /brit/
>>57059297
FONT
>>57059304
>>57059311
give me 3 good reasons you have for being here?
>>57059284
I only come here to post kpop images.
>>57059331
crisps
slags
banter
>>57059331
I'm at work and it's boring as shit
>>57059331
nothing else to do
it's sometimes funny
no friends
>>57059352
procrastinate doing something useful or at least actually funny
>>57059348
more lie attention, attention, attention you fucking cunt
>>57059331
I like getting (You)s from little runts like you. It makes me rock hard and is the only reason I need. It pleases me to know that you're so desperate to reply to this post that you will willingly reply to me because you're simply incapable of not having the last word, such is the nature of a perfect squealing runt like yourself.
So go ahead; reply. You're just a puppet after all, dancing to my tune.
I have a question for the one who is known as "Thailad"
The yanks are having a mid western meet from /cum/.
Will they out autism us?
>>57059344
Forgot your kpop
>>57059284
(You)
>>57059370
>nothing else to do
>no friends
SORT YOUR LIFE OUT
>sometimes funny
rarely if ever
>>57059380
Ah yes, Mr. Perpetually mad.
Welcome back, you're still mad I see?
>>57059152
Who is this chick?
>#cyprus pres nikos anastasiades confirms tt terrorism not behind hijacking but love-sick romeo. "it's 2 do w a woman!"
>"It is not something which has to do with terrorism," Cypriot President Nicos Anastasiades tells reporters, according to Reuters.
>The hijacker has demanded to see his estranged wife, and she is going to the airport, reports say, citing Cypriot government and police sources. She is said to live in a village not far from the airport.
>>57059396
>midwest
not even once
>>57059410
my gf
>>57059404
>sort your life out
>says the guy posting in /brit/ midday on a tuesday
>>57059381
>le ebin manipulator post
>>57059403
didnt get a (you) for that post from you oddly enough
>>57059405
fuck off
>>57059425
Hubba hubba
Dude ur girlfriend is hot
>>57059425
its weird you should say that she looks just like my ex.
>>57059396
A meetup in the middle of nowhere? Actually sounds alright
/brit/ should have a meetup where we all go get fucking bollocksed in a random field in the countryside
Summer coming up too
>>57059398
Saving it for 17 threads
>>57059442
'no'
>>57059424
Is that where you keep your inbred? Like a giant Wales.
>>57059458
Should go on a Rasheed hunt desu
>>57059458
/July/
>>57059190
Wish I knew m8.
>>57059458
> reddit meetup turns bloodbath as autistics found dead in field
le ate a packet of crisps whilst posting a picture of a slag and repeating a 3 word """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""banter"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""22 phrase onto /brit/ lads
proper self-actualised me, winning @ life
>>57059190
>How do I not do a thing
That's how silly you're bring, Hans
>>57059458
I'm not getting stabbed by Ribena. He will wear my skin and dance around a fire.
>>57059458
This sounds viable
/brit/ has proved they can't operate in a highly public place and act like normies
Surely we can manage meeting up and bringing a crate
>>57059474
nah that's the south and appalachia
midwest is like the west midlands. chicago = birmingham, basically
who remembers the new years day manchester brit meetup
lol
>>57059518
Ribena couldn't stab anyone if he tried
I would be on hand to disarm him and beat him into submission
Don't think he would do that even if he is real though desu
who remembers the meet up where matey's mum came and sucked us all o-
>>57059547
oh sorry mate, I didn't see you there haha
>>57059551
t. ribena
>>57059530
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK OFF YANK NOW IT'S NOTHING LIKE THAT YOU FUCKING MUPPET
>>57059464
post it now
>>57059530
actually birmingham is detroit
>>57059547
i do, i'm literally the only guy that went there
just woke up lads
4chan? A website?
More like a weebsite
>>57059637
>>57059578
>>57059571
>>57059551
>>57059547
fucking awful posts
>>57059658
>No (You)s
Thank god
Oh, look. A plane hijacking. I bet it's those damn Christians again.
In all seriousness, this is genuinely getting really boring now. Does any government plan on actually doing anything about the problem with Islam or are we just going to keep covering our eyes and hope it goes away?
>>57059625
Bit early innit
>the problem with Islam
Uuh, racist and sexist much?
>>57059693
We're already bombing ISIS in Syria and Iraq m8 and I'm pretty sure the US is still droning the Taliban in Pakistan. Calm down.
>>57059701
about to give myself over to the corporate slavers lad
>>57059718
bit fed up of these bigots desu
Doing a poo at work
>>57059731
Ah, carry on then
What happens here?
>>57059761
Men have their arseholed licked
>I believe there is a global Jewish conspiracy against the white race
>This comic strip I downloaded from /pol/ proves it
Neck hurts a bit
Uni's closed for the next two days lads, came in to get some work done but the lab is locked up, what do?
>>57059761
Take a trip down to sperm head
went to a radio-repairmen's wedding
the reception as brilliant
>>57059761
>Roos
Fucking aussies
Friendly reminder that Islam is a religion of peace
gonna do a long slow wank and try to abstain from cumming
wish me luck
>>57059224
I'll let the cavemen know your feedback
>>57059739
Ikr its like they dont even realise that #notallmuslims baka desu senpai these facist literal nazis have gone on for too long inciting their hate and racism based on their emotions
>>57059761
ask ur dad
listening to a cult recruitment tape lads
>>57059788
Leave a note
>>57059761
I like the idea of britboo yanks scrolling around on UK Google Maps just reading place names
>>57059817
i think if we bring more of them into our countries they will finally understand that they are truly a religion of peace
>>57059825
Which cult?
>>57059825
the bible is on audiobook now?
>>57059761
>Sunk Islsnd
>Is not sunken nor is it an island
Thank god for the hashtag otherwise I'd never have known that non-terrorists aren't terrorists.
>>57059838
Heaven's Gate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDa2rwwZHeE
>>57059839
I believe so
>>57059839
Hat
>not all muslims are terrorists
>but all gun owners are school shooters so we should ban handguns
Ah excellent, very good
>>57059693
It's an angry Greek who wants to see his wife who left him.
>>57059871
Phenomenal post
>>57059871
Superb post
>>57059871
fallacy
not all muslims have the means to kill people
all gun owners do.
>>57059859
New age American cults are always so strange.
>>57059727
>We're
yeah fuck off rasheed.
How do they get away with having literally 0 niggers and 0 muslims in this tv show?
>>57059871
fuck off yank
Swedish Women Wear Hijab For Islam After Brussels Attack
> Swedish Women wear HiJabs in support of muslims of Brussel attacks
> They blame European men for the problems in the world.
http://youtu.be/8Z5K-AIqCps
http://www.sbs.com.au/news/article/2016/03/29/thats-my-wave-abbott-steals-teenage-surfers-wave
Very very very i repeat VERRY important political news piece
>>57059834
they're so much more interesting if i'm honest
>>57059909
Can you have a cult that's not strange..?
I mean I know what you mean but yeah.. It's a cult init.
Got a mcdonalds at 10:30 am on the dot lads
Did want a double sausage but they only had a single left
Swings and roundabouts
How come there arent any muslims in stargate atlantis? Is the atlantis expedition racist?
>>57059929
Throughout history, women adopt the culture of their invaders. Look at all the women marrying Muslims and wearing hijabs. This is why women shouldn't have high positions of power
>>57059940
just think, all religions started out as cults
>>57059871
*flinches in shock*
*screams at you, telling you to never talk to me or my wifes son again*
*convulses and froths at the mouth as third eye decalcifies*
>>57059931
I'd bury my Shafte in your mum's Guy's Marsh, if you know what I mean
>>57059925
Institutionalised racism
>>57059974
What's the difference between a cult and religion?
A large enough amount of followers?
bye lads
see you around 2pm yank time
>>57059930
Did they fuck?
what's with that yank who sometimes uses the word "durrie", apparently oblivious that it's spelled "durry"?
How's it going Anglos?
BREAKING: #EgyptAir hijacker is an Egyptian-American dual citizen named Ibrahim Samaha, Egyptian official says.
Ibrahim? Ah, yes, very impressive. WHAT a surprise
ah yes
5 years for coke and 3 years for a child molester?????
Justify it.
>>57060004
How long it's been around.
More than 1000 years it's a religion. Less and it's a cult.
>>57059940
Things like Satanism aren't that weird compared to some of the hardcore tinfoil stuff coming out of America.
>>57059990
I'll take you up Boys Hill and I'll show you my Guy's Marsh ;)
>>57059900
>what is a kebab knife
>>57059929
I guess that's why they call it Stockholm syndrome
>>57060023
Changed the name again,
BREAKING: Egypt corrects #EgyptAir hijacker's name -- Seif El Din Mustafa, an Egyptian national. Not Ibrahim Samaha.
again, what a surprise
really want a catsuit gf desu lads
Ah yes I wonder what religion of peace this hijacker is from?
>Mfw i hear an american pronounce Aluminum
who killed more, 9/11 or hitler??
checkmate racists
>>57059152
her hand has a very phallic shape
This face is pleasant to look at
>>57060026
I seen that limey cunt on question time before. Limey
>>57060030
so if we found some really old cults we could call them a religion?
>>57060032
New age satanism sounds alri (hat), just seems to be about enjoying life not worshiping satan or other bollocks.
@57060076
>Aluminum
FOY
>>57060083
Average mumsy face.
She's no Rosamund Pike
>>57060073
Radical agnosticism
>>57060100
All religions were cults at some point.
>>57060073
There is only one religion of peace, bigot
>>57060123
yeah we've established that.
Isn't Scientology a religion in the US now? Bit less than the 1000 year mark.
ah yes
Post yfw when he ends 50 years of hurt
over 150,000 people have died since this time yesterday
what have you been doing?
Feeling a bit fat after easter lads, ngl
Got a hard on
What now?
Guys i know some of you are joking but im afraid that some of you are being serious in thinking that islam is an evil religion. I knew a muslim bloke at school and he never killed me? Explain that
>>57060173
living :^)
What's with all the incest on pornhub the last while.
Everything's always my sister/my mam
>>57060163
Post yfw he starts out wide to try and contain their fullback and gets pulled after 65 dismal minutes for Theo Walcott
>>57060179
hit on your sister
>>57060154
For tax purposes I guess.
They are honestly way too lenient. But they government is afraid of lawsuits ,especially from Scientology, so they just let the cults get away with whatever.
>>57060173
Killing 150,000 people
>>57060183
good post, not all muslims are terrorists
watching a documentary about souvlaki (the album)
I had to go a low profile - just like the tyres on a benz
Cuz if they seen md again - then I'd have been on the news at ten
>>57060198
To be fair, if you took off all the videos with your sister or mum in them there'd be hardly anything left mate
>>57060198
It adds more degenerecy to the porn making it easier to get off to. Theyre usually obviously fake but the idea that the people in the video are related is hot and it helps me cum faster
willy's gone hard again lads, I've read about this
>>57060198
must be showing you popular videos in ireland
>>57060239
paddy on famine watch
Britain is a christian country, so vote tory
t. David "nice stuf is cristian and britin is cristian" Cameron
anyone know when battle of the nations starts?
>>57060217
Basically this. Churches don't pay business income taxes or property taxes, so 99% of registered churches in the US are tax evasion schemes.
>>57060219
Good to see there are other progressive thinkers like me? What part of melbourne do you live in? We should meet up for the big anti racism protest coming up
lads who else NEEDS a catsuit gf here
please
Fucks sake, just got back from woolies and i forgot my darts and sriracha
Business idea : tax religion
>>57060280
>g
not a fan
>>57060239
Wahey
>>57060246
I suppose the mum ones are usually decent
>>57060248
Popular videos in Ireland are always the most boring basic shit
>try to check how many poles are living abroad out of interest
>it counts all muh heritage yanks as poles
>apparently there are over 100 million poles living abroad
I fucking hate America
>>57060217
>>57060271
cool
>>57060287
Don't know why this doesn't already happen.
>>57060287
Christfags wont let it happen.
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
PICTURE THOUGHT TO BE THE HIJAKER SHOWS A WHITE MAN
ISLAMAPHOBES B T F O
>>57060279
It's great, isn't it? Yeah, I live in Richmond. Recently moved there so I can vote Green and hopefully turn the seat Green. For sure, you part of the Socialist Alternative?
>>57060291
why not lad
are you a poofter
doing a poo out me bumhole
Business idea : tax kuffars
>>57060323
and? beat them physically
>>57059284
edgy
>>57060323
Maybe not in the US, don't think British Christians would put up much of a fight against tax of the CoE
Victoria Derbyshire has got fat lads
>>57060330
BREAKING: Egypt corrects #EgyptAir hijacker's name -- Seif El Din Mustafa, an Egyptian national. Not Ibrahim Samaha.
>seif el din mustafa
hmmmmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMMM
Business idea: kill ourselves for money
I'm fat, but I'm also strong with it.
>>57060262
it's in massive letters on there homepage you idiot
>>57060260
too far
business idea: buy money
>>57060285
http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2014/oct/02/sriracha-ketchup-kick-must-have-sauce
Business idea: be white and have money thrown at you
Business idea : tax poleaboo
>>57060331
Of course i am mate i would have to be since i am so progressive and all. Its good to hear you have an actual plan in motion to better your area, if only other progressive thinkerd were as task focused as you, we could take over the whole worlc ahaah then everything would be peaceful
>>57060398
literally a bank
>>57060398
Will sell you 100 Baht for 20 quid.
Business idea: use my white privelege to force minorities to do my work at below minimum wage
need a catsuit gf tbqh lads
[spoiler] lads validate my fetish please [spoiler]
business idea: withdraw infinite money from ATMs
>>57060416
Doesn't work, I tried
>>57060198
It uses the videos you've already watched to suggest ones that are related, pardon the pun
The reason they all seem to be incestuos is because you can't stop getting off to it
business idea : shut the fuck up
>>57060441
she looks like she might be mildly retarded
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9NYHfluxcY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9NYHfluxcY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9NYHfluxcY
>>57060380
I don't see it.
Business idea: very high quality, handmade watches custom made to order
>lefties cry about white privilege
>the privileged whites they talk about are rich CEOs (the 1%)
>the average white person is put down for privilege when they are struggling to pay bills like everyone else
this makes me proud to be british
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8ZlZ3NPhXI
>>57060491
i'm not helping you anymore
>>57060481
no u QQ
Morning /brit/. Still a bunch of uneducated unemployed racists slapping each others' backs for having matching views? Good good. Carry on.
>>57060507
Sounds like you should try and have a chat to these "lefties" then, they've obviously got some misconceptions.
>>57059798
10/10 success ;)
had a haircut
feels good lads
>>57060441
buy catsuits in various sizes so when you do get a gf you have a catsuit ready for her to jump into
>>57060526
oh right I was on the wrong website.
thanks for the literally no help what so ever
>TheLADbible continues to cover how prevalent mental health issues are among our audience, as well as the damaging stigma that surrounds such matters.
>>57060551
I'm not unemployed
>>57059798
edging is a meme, it doesn't make the wank any better, just makes you shoot more
Fucking idiot
Caused a lot of inconvenience for the people of Birmingham travelling into the city centre this morning
>>57060573
what a bitch desu, its just banter why does he need to pull the suicidal card
business idea: recruit a company of hard bastards to go out and kill muslims in their homes
>>57060565
very good idea, thanks mate
>>57060598
Well they did say "Expect just more than a furniture store."
Been waiting on my delivery of cousins from Birmingham for fucking hours
I'm livid
Need a paki gf
>>57060566
not my fault you're a fucking mong
>>57060551
>matching views
Half of these threads are filled with arguments m80
lovely arguments
thank you x
>>57060652
It's a shame they all smell 2bh
>>57060659
No but it is that you were willing to dedicate a reply to me just to say 'I'm not helping you'
buggernigger
do you think that lad who posted the other day will end up like this lad?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3BbzWimtYI
>>57060652
They tend to have quite hairy arms though :/
>>57060652
what about a paki gf in a catsuit~
As much as i liked oasis back in the day they are not on the level of the likes of zeppelin beatles floyd etc not even remotely close.
alright degenerates, which benzos should I stock before the ban hits?
I want something strongly anxiolytic and something sedating
I think I've tried a fair few before, but I cannot remember any of them, for obvious reasons.
>>57060694
I gave you all the information you need which resulted in your finding the date anyway
Next time don't be so mongish
>>57060692
Pakis smell? I knew blacks did but never met a paki.
Are white people the only ones that wash or something?
Lads...
>>57060747
cyanide
>>57060747
What ban? The legal high ban?
Don't be a fucking pleb. Go hard or go home.
>>57060747
Try the cyanide ones
>>57060759
janny wont be happy about this
Been doing my hair like this lately and keep getting compliments.
Think the greaser look is coming back, lads. People are getting bored of seeing the same undercut styles
