Anyone have more Ameriblob caps? These are fantastic.
>>57046485
>>57046494
Oh dear...
>>57046485
Someone post the one about DNA, that was really the height of american stupidity
>>57046485
I love to shitpost with this flag
You can act like a complete idiot and everyone will have a good time (that's what shitposting should be)
>>57046823
Australians are able to say the dumbest shit imaginable and people will always assume we're just shitposting.
>>57046494
No one can be that stupid.
>>57046823
I really love funny ameriburger-san tbqh
>>57046996
>implying I'm not actually retarded
Yeah okay frenchie
Go makes some fries or something
>>57046740
I knew this would happen. Never expected it from Israel though.
>>57047217
Nothing personnel, kid.
>>57047119
>>57047119
Holy shit
>>57047119
every time
>>57047119
>bacteria are viruses
He could have been speaking figuratively.
>>57047119
Thankyou!
>>57047119
wow
>>57047294
Kek, I remember there was an American post that went something like "Syria is going to become the Afghanistan of Russia".
>>57047294
Found this one
OC lads
>>57047294
lol it's so true
I also have that "manual cars are nice until you switch from 5th gear to reverse by accident" but I can't find it
>>57047547
>>57047630
fucking kek
>>57047715
>>57047740
>mixing up stupidity with banter
>>57047641
>We can finally comunicate with anyone around the world and we're all siting here watching an autist take a shit on a Styrofoam caricature of Israel.
>>57047740
roasted
>>57047119
>>57047805
Meh I didn't know what it said when I posted it
>>57047815
wew lad got me good
>>57047740
There was actually a story done on this.
She was kidding and she got fired for this. I would never put something like this online but Jesus Christ, the way the story was written it was brutal. She twitted that before her flight and as she arrived she was already fired, something like that.
>>57047842
I learned from the best.
>>57047834
>>57047851
Thats a bit rough. Sucks we live in an age when a bit of banter can get you in trouble
>>57047834
I don't even believe in "muh joooooos" but fuck that's funny
>laugh at those pictures
>can't undo the anxiety that I have probably done the same without noticing
>that feel when scared of traveling because I wouldn't even be aware of looking like a dumbass
>>57047954
the fuck you mean you don't believe in "muh joos"
>>57048001
>>57048040
jews do control the banks and the media though senpai
>>57047991
In reality all turists say stupid shit. That should never stop you from travelling.
>>57048060
Ok take it to /pol/, buddy.
>>57048060
and whitey just let them. sad!
>>57048060
sure they do
>>57048091
>>57048101
ESPECIALLY in America
>>57048060
That's true but it doesn't mean there is some kind of international organized conspiracy against whites
Dank memes though
>>57048191
yeah all the "diversity", racemixing, white guilt and male bashing in popular culture is just a coincidence :^)
>>57048191
Haven't seen any truely good merchant memes in a long time
>>57048262
Convince me then, and please don't post source-less info graphics
>>57048269
/pol/ changed after gamergate, it stop being about tinfoil hat anti sematism, the massive influx of redditors turn it into what it is today, a bunch of retards and trump shills falling for the same stale bait day after day
>>57048397
/pol/ had already gone to shit before gamergate. Was good maybe 3 or 4 years ago
>>57048447
I think it's more of a "/pol/ was never good" kinda situation but fuck me the OC was good when it was good
>>57048397
sorry friend i'm too drunk now to search for things to convince you
>>57048511
>>57048570
Its noon man wtf is wrong with you? You should not be drunk and posting on /int/ at this time of day.
>>57048511
Meh it used to be informative if you'd read the unwritten rules
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1eo9HjFruuF
>>57048684
i'm on a proxy senpai, it's 3 am here
>>57048619
That last post with the ahego is actually me. That was a fun thread
>>57048619
And what does that prove exactly? because one dudes grandfather was SS the Jews run the world and are trying to wipe out whites?
>>57048704
kek
>>57048733
Where are you proxy from and how dare you besmirch Australia's """good""" name with your anti-sematisim
>>57047291
"God told me to do it"
>>57048803
As an /o/tist, I got a pretty good laugh out of this.
>>57048807
czech republic, originally dutch. i use proxy because my IP was banned because I have a dynamic IP and cuck mods won't unban me. I have 110 proxies for work, picking an australian one was just a coincidence
Fresh OC from page 1
>>57047119
You neglect that the US of A has probably the highest square mileage of well-inhabited land on earth. The fact that we have over a million miles of buttfuck countryside with 300,000,000+ citizens, and still manage to have near-universal literacy and general first-worldliness is impressive in its own right. With a population that big and a mean IQ of 100, following a normal curve, that means that there are enough mongoloids in this country to stretch end-to-end across any of your borders; and if your population was high enough, yours would too! It's simple statistics. Once you look beyond the serfs, you'll see the world's best higher education system. Give me a Harvard doctor or lawyer before any other one, any day.
>>57048884
What were you banned for? You must have posted cp or something if they won't unban you
>>57049025
AMERICANS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>57049096
Like i said, I'm banned because I have a dynamic IP. It wasn't me who posted the stuff that caused the ban. Some faggot that had this IP before me posted gay porn in /sp/ and got a permaban on this IP.
>>57049163
That doesn't sound like something they'd permaban for
>>57049163
That's awesome. Also you're not kidding anyone.
>>57049235
It seems that ban severity is random.
You can get perma banned for the stupidest shit while the polish CP poster is still on the loose
>>57047119
I don't get what's so funny about this picture. If you guys want to eat DNA and have retarded babies then fine, that's on you, but I'd rather know what's in my food
>>57049382
I hope this is a joke.
Then again, you never know with Americans.
If you are serious, make sure you never breed so you dont spread dangerous DNA
>>57047119
Good Christ. And I thought my friend was dumb for thinking E. Coli was a virus the other day
>>57049235
>>57049290
wont show file because ill get banned but i promise it's gay porn. it's some white guy sucking a black guy's dick
>>57049349
I haven't seen him for a while. But yeah you'd think that there would be consequences for that sort of thing. Hope the fucker gets v&
>>57049500
Yeah but the ban is for using a proxy. Surely they'd understand that I would have though. Just be more convincing your next ban appeal
>>57049564
Yeah I was just about to say that I didn't read it properly. I guess the guy who had this IP before me used it as a tor exit node
>>57046740
Israel doesn't understand the concept of self-deprecation. It's necessary to recognize your country or people's faults, goyim. How about you go blow up another stone chucker
>>57046740
Good one
>>57049969
that post is completely accurate, metric is a stupid system that only exists because napoleon was insecure about his height
>>57051204
Don't worry, one day you'll understand
more please
Can't find pic but I remember a few months ago an American poster referred to Russia's involvement in Syria as "Russia's Afghanistan"
>>57051676
Someone already posted it.
I don't remember where but read the thread.
>>57047119
Putain.
>>57047119
Jesus fucking Christ someone kill him
>>57049493
>some germ
>eh its a bacteria or a virus or something might google it later
>OH WOW YOU'RE RETARDED
Christ, Anon. You're autistic
>>57047547
i started clapping
>>57047851
yeah she was joking but the net went fucking crazy
>>57048784
Not everything /pol/ does is to prove the Jews run the world. Sometimes they just answer questions honestly.
>>57048803
But isn't he right?
>>57049349
the last batch of mods that were "hired" are fucking awful.
>>57053857
No it doesn't go into Reverse, it just grinds (I think) unless the car is stationary, you can't put it into reverse.
>>57054327
>it just grinds
I thought that's what he meant
>>57051815
these are terrible reasons to support trump, there are better ones out there
>>57047119
This was just shitposting, right? Right? Jesus fuck
>>57047119
Holy fuck, this has to be shitposting
>>57054007
They went berserk on other boards too, I got a ban just for posting link to fan content because it was 'off topic', though it was about the same fucking movie.
>>57053455
Thank you for blowing up a situation that was no where at the level of severity you assumed it was. I just corrected him, didn't even call him dumb out-loud.
also
>E. Coli
>One of, if not THE most well known and referenced bacteria
>even the most elementary of biology books use it as their primary example for bacteria
>regularly the cause of food recalls and poisonings as well as the one the leading causes of dysentery and enteritis, up there with salmonella
>some germ
But whatever, watch out for that DNA in your food, it'll get ya.
>>57049436
>you never know with Americans.
thats the point m80 :^)
>you are now realizing this website is one huge psyop
>>57047547
deleet this
>>57047119
>>57047547
>>57047641
>these people are probably still posting here
>>57049349
>/his/
Their mods will flat-out ban anyone who might even begin to rub against "possible /pol/tard" territory.
>>57049349
It's probably just whoever's butthurt enough to report.
>>57055914
sounds pretty based desu, gonna check it out
>>57047623
LOL this one is fucking great
Being in this thread was awesome
>>57059652
well, he's not completely wrong
>>57051204
Someone make an ameriblob of this!
>>57046823
>act
Sure thing, bud.
>>57060897
He isn't 100% wrong, albeit in a "broken clock is right two times a day" way.
Many of post-gommie states are significantly more religious than the western Europe due to the fact that churches either had been treated as a form of identity preservation or - in CCCP's case - ingredient of state's influence after attempts at dismantling the structures of orthodox church have turned out to be counter-productive.
Holy shit those are great. Dramatic, but great.
Even if only 25% of them are genuine, it's still a hilarious disaster.
>>57061013
Outside of chans I remember encountering one fatnik-tier Amerikan who claimed that lowering American flag in an act of solidarity with victims of particularly devastating tragedies should be treated as an act of treason because:
A) America is God-given, God-envisioned country;
B) Any other country lies outside of that divine plan, thus making them and all their inhabitants subhumans by default;
C) Acknowledging the 'issues' of lesser nations and lesser beings tarnishes the brilliance of USA's superiority.
>>57046494
>To dumb to even know his own history and role in World War 2
>>57046485
>>57061466
Scripture is never dull whenever Bible belt gets a hold of it.
>>57061231
Religion was dead under communism and began to grow only when eastern Europe became capitalist. All religious people (particularly catholics) despise communism. Especially in Poland catholicism played a key role in the anti communist movement
It's the same in Germany: the eastern part is 75% atheist while western Germany is around 70% christian
>>57054327
Funniest thing about that is that you can go reverse with automatic cars which is basically like an amergency break.
Had a friend that wasn't used to driving automatic cars and drove one for the first time and due muscle memory he kept trying to switch the gears.
He did it two times and both our hearts almost stopped, I'm glad we weren't on the Highway.
>>57061445
But he isn't actually wrong.
>>57061767
It's funny because it's so angry. He's not completely wrong, sure, but he sounds like a typical angry gun toting american. Besides, you can use your gun to wound and/or impede.
Last one for today
>>57062083
there goes my asburgers
>>57047623
Underrated post.
>>57047119
Oh my...
>>57062013
That's actually kinda true
Most German alpha men died in WW 2
>>57046485
Not an ameriblob, but a very real case.
They asked McCain if he was willing to meet the President of Spain, and he started talking about Latinoamerica.
"What about me what?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8-ydiJ_uqU
>>57047547
>>57047641
That was already two years ago?
>>57060954
oh wow
>>57047119
My god...
>water is alive
Are eurotards this dumb?
>>57054504
that isn't so much of a big trouble tho.
and you have to be very drunk or have perkinson or something to switch from 5 to reverse. Most cars have a special movement (pulling up, pushing dow etc) for reverse now anyway, so it is even harder now.
Although, i definitely think that cars automatic by default. There is no reason to drive a manual unless you are a racer, off-roader or just a fetishist
>>57062034
That's actually true here.
>>57061868
>Besides, you can use your gun to wound and/or impede.
If you aim your gun at somebody you have to accept that you might be using lethal force. Shooting someone with the intent of wounding him doesn't really work well, that's why policemen are instructed to aim their shots at the centre of their opponent.
>>57064738
Not really
>>57047119
Brazil just parking their missiles near Cuba
>>57047119
GOLD
>>57051204
>that post is completely accurate, metric is a stupid system that only exists because napoleon was insecure about his height
>>57062113
>ancient roman churches
got me
>>57047119
>water is a hydrocarbon
>>57061466
is he trying to say Pontius Pilate?
>>57060981
The number of replies makes it a million times better
>>57050184
>How about you go blow up another stone chucker
As much as i agree with you, are you trying to imply that killing sand people is bad?
>>57048693
That makes me cringe a little
>>57046785
>fried butter
wat
That sounds disgusting
>>57046996
FREEDOM fries not FRENCH fries okay
praise Jesus
>>57068793
Just a little ?
Holy fuck it's like a someone from Québec started telling me how to be French.
>>57047119
My sides
>>57061445
He is right tho, i cringed when some faggot in a suit went all "hurr just shoot him in the leg" on the news here a couple of weeks ago after police had to shoot a guy who was trying to stab people or some shit
>>57055914
>>57060934
>>57061013
>>57061466
>>57062113
>>57047623
Oh god. My fucking gut hurts.
>>57047420
That American's not entirely wrong, though.
We funded the freedom fighters that later went on to become the Taliban.
That being said, we're funding ISIS right now and Russia isn't, so it's really just going to become Afghanistan 2.0 for us.
>>57047740
It says shes from London
>>57057030
It looks the same as any other subreddit
>>57069442
>we're funding ISIS
turey supports isis
>>57055914
This desu, I got banned for fedoraposting in an unironic we wuz kangz thread
>>57069244
Hij bedreigde een agent die op de grond was geduwd met een mes, de kans dat hij echt zou steken was niet echt zeker dus eigenlijk moet een agent niet dodelijk en gericht schieten, dus in een van de ledematen.
Door de adrenaline heeft hij verkeerd geschoten wat heel normaal is normaal gesproken maar niet voor een agent met een wapen.
>>57047954
Almost no one who shitposts about merchants here actually believes in any of it
>>57069442
It was retarded because https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soviet%E2%80%93Afghan_War
>>57047291
forgot the pfft. part. I am ashamed of you merchant, my most loyal and steadfast ally.
>>57049349
I was just banned in /pol/ for posting a roll. No fun allowed.
>>57061013
>I would literally push them down
What a badass
>>57062791
Water is alive dipshit, people are 80% water and people are alive so water is 80% alive which is practically 100% get your tumblr shit out of here and kill yourself
>>57047119
>water is a hydrocarbon
Oh my fucking god
>>57048060
You're suggesting that two people fell in love with each other and started an admittedly handsome family... Because of the Jews...
>>57048693
I'm telling you.
Irish, Scottish, and German Americans are the cancer
The Irish and Germans are all the most aggressive Social Justice Warriors, and every stereotype that /pol/ applies to Jews can be applied to Scottish Americans. I swear almost every Scottish American that KNOWS that they're Scottish is a Free Mason.
>tfw German/Scottish
>tfw my adopted grandfather is a Jewish free mason
>tfw my biological father runs a bank
Kill me now
>>57048974
That's a meme you dip
>>57059615
Holy crap
>Name
>Color
>Region
>Turan
>Red
>Altais
>Where's Turan?
Also, another thing that stood out to me:
>Swiss Dave
REEEEEEE GO BACK TO MINECRAFT
It's so easy to bait people when you're an American. Everyone believes you are serious at all times. It's like playing on easy mode
>>57055350
Hey that's New Glarus! I live near where that it brewed. Good stuff.
>>57074066
>Americans are just pretending to be retarded xDD
>>57062083
What does this even mean?
At first, I thought maybe he was a retard referring to languages, since Germany is Deutschland in German, but then I remembered that, in French, "France" is English for "France".
Furthermore, I'm pretty sure the Japanese name for Japan is Nippon.
Maybe he doesn't know all that and is an uneducated retard.
Or maybe OP provided a map that was labelled:
United States, United Kingdom, France, Germany, Nippon, and whatever Finland is in Finnish.
Though I'm not certain what "intentions" doing such a thing could suit, and even if that is true, this guy is still a bit of a fool for not being aware that "France" is French for "France".
>>57071399
Oh, yeah. I forgot about that.
I'm retarded too
>>57074066
>It's easy to pretend to be stupid when you are actually stupid
fify
>>57049969
>someone saved my OC
>>57047294
It's an honor to see a post I made in one of these tbqh
>>57047420
About that...
http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2015/dec/1/obama-putin-cant-afford-another-afghanistan-syria/
>>57046740
kek
