RISK THREAD
State your Name, Starting place, and color
I'll start
>Pooinlooistan
>South India
>Green
>>57043703
>Golden Dawn
>Greece
>Gold
>>57043703
>Dark Red
>Norway
>The Confederate States of Norway
El Batallón de San Patricio
Green
Ireland
>>57043703
>byzantium
>turkey
>blue
>>57043827
choose another color, green is taken
>>57043703
>Stalin
>Iran
>Tyle
>>57043863
Light green c:
>>57043703
meant teal
>>57043827
The Battalion of Saint Patrick?
>>57043963
Yup
>>57043703
oh fuck,just saw u got india,put me in spain
>>57044016
you originially said Iran, confusing the fuck outta me mane
oh well i'll put you in spain
>>57044016
>Iran
>India
>Same
What?
TURN 0
I roll to expand north
>>57044058
>>57044088
to spread it out,not be 4 in a row
>>57043703
Kazakhstan
FuhrerJeff
Cyan
>>57044140
take rest of spain
>>57044140
Fill Ireland, Spills to Uk
>>57044140
>>57044148
Do I get another roll for this turn
>>57044140
Control Norway
>>57044140
Roll to take Greece.
Spills to: Albania, Bulgaria
>>57044140
Le Suisse Chisse
Red
Switzerland pls.
>>57044140
control turkey
>>57044195
nah but I'll start you off with 4 more than usual if it makes you feel better
>>57044217
Spills to Sweden
>>57044232
>tfw pali's dont count
>>57044257
Rather generous for a risk op but I'll taje it
TURN 1
(sorry I took a while)
Don't forget to include bonuses in your trip!
Roll to fill India
>>57044414
Roll to take Greece.
Spills to: Albania, Bulgaria
>>57044414
Fill the rest of Kazakstan
>>57044414
control turkey and if still terrioties left go down the turkey syria and iraq territories
>>57044414
keep expanding spain
>>57044414
Fill UK, Spills to France
>>57044414
Plisse cuntenuè expanissimo all aroünt Le continentè Europeé
>>57044263
t. Swedish Media
TURN 2
(not waiting any longer for norway)
Please add your bonuses to your trip, it'll be hard to keep track
>>57044414
More Sweden
Spills to Denmark&Finland
>>57044414
Lithuania
Rus
Grey
>>57044727
ok fine you get to roll one more time since you were 4 seconds off
>>57044727
>>57044721
FUCK I JUST RETURNED TO.
>>57044721
control turkey
>>57044721
March south to Uzbekistan
>>57044721
Spain,if spills portugal
>>57044721
Keep taking Greece, spills to Albania then Bulgaria.
>>57044721
Fill UK, touch France and get to Belgium.
>>57044734
>>57044721
Can I roll?
fill estonia and latvia, then fill belarus
TURN 3 (not waiting for switzerland)
Seriously if you don't put your bonuses somewhere from now on I'm not counting them for you
expand north
>>57045062
Take rest of spain,fill portugal
>>57045062
Keep filling Greece, spills to Albania then Bulgaria.
>>57045062
control turkey and if stills go down turkey syria i thing
>>57045062
Fill UK, Spills to get to Belgium.
>>57045062
spills go to north africa
>>57045062
Fill into Tajikistan and Turkmenistan
>>57045062
Wait, if you believe that I control Greece then I'm still missing the island below it to get the bonus.
I guess remove those T's in Albania to add in the island and count my bonus. +3
>>57045062
fill belarus then ukraine and moldova
>>57045179
done
>>57045062
Oh and if spills go to Romania.
>>57045145
PALI
>>57045062
Into Germany!
>>57045223
Not pali
>>57045254
Fixed
>>57045223
Nevermind, I'm drunk this wasn't a Pali and they doesn't even have a bonus.
>>57045223
Even if it was, see:
>>57044288
TURN 4
Fill India, spills to Sri Lanka
>>57045327
keep feeling north africa
>>57045327
fill ukraine, moldova, slovakia and hungary
>>57045327
More Germany.
Get Iceland
Get into Poland if possible.
>>57045327
control turkey and if stills go down turkey syria i think
>>57045327
Move into Afghanistan
>>57045327
Take Bulgaria, Romania then Serbia, if spills take any random Yugoslav lands.
>>57045327
Fill Belgium and Netherlands, Spills go to France.
>>57045378
Alliance lad? I don't think conflict would help neither of us.
>>57045437
sure pham
>>57045327
>Bernie Sanders
>Israel
>Light Blue
>>57045327
Continu le sprèd aut dem wedterfleungbautbach Europe, Österreich et La France en particulaire
>>57045462
LAST ONE, taking no more
will post map in moment
took forever but TURN 5
fill India, then Nepal then Sri Lanka
>>57045327
>pink
>"H" "R" "E"
>Egypt
>>57045575
fill slovaka and hungary, then expand towards and take georgia, azerbaijan and armenia through southern russia
>>57045579
you know what? i'll take one more, but THAT'S IT
>>57045575
March into Pakistan then iran
>>57045575
control turkey and if stills go down turkey syria i thing
>>57045575
Expand to Jordan, spills go to Saudi Arabia
>>57045630
thanks bb
>>57045575
Fill in Germany.
Any spills to Czechoslovakia
If Red gets in my way,conquer German Reds.
>>57045575
Fill France form North to south.
>>57045575
fill that african state
is that west part of african +2 for 2Ts?if valid take it but i think it is a cheat,if it doesn't count go east country of africa
>>57045660
If it spills over that, go to Yemen
>>57045575
Le Suisse Chisse would like to rémain neutrelle con the light green people to our north-ouest. Le Suisse are very anti-conflique.
Additionalli, we would like to continue conquestof Austria et Italie.
>>57045679
Would you consider an alliance with the C.S.N?
>>57045575
Take Romania then Hungary then Croatia.
Spills to Serbia.
>>57045660
hey jews, team up with me
>>57045712
>4 territoriè
que pathetique.
>>57045575
The East is starting to get pretty crowded, fancy an nap
>>57045763
Alright
>>57045726
Yes but let the Mediterranean area to me.
>>57045779
I agree to a NAP if you leave me your russian territories
>>57045805
Not a problem.
I want the Germanic shit.
>>57045575
Sorry, ignore Hungary, take these countries: Romania, Serbia, Bosnia, Croatia.
TURN 6
NORWAY HAS DECLARED WAR ON SWISS
Anyways, fill up India, Nepal, Sri Lanka, then go into Oman/UAE
>>57045928
fill egypt, starting with the coastline then heading south. If it spills, take some algeria.
>>57045928
Wait lad, did you ignore my roll?
>>57045875
Well, keep taking Romania, Serbia, Bosnia and Croatia...
>>57045928
Moar iran
>>57045971
I'm retarded, I'll add the rolls up
>>57045928
Fill Yemen, then Kuwait, then Iraq
Fill France, Spills to Italy.
>>57045928
fill yellow bonus africa go next for blue bonus africa
>>57045928
Might as well finish this.
Take over Switzerland,last bit of Germany,and Austria.
I'm letting the Latio Irishmen finish the job.
>>57045928
attack israel nad the rest down
>>57045928
>war
I do not know the meaning of thisse würd. Please contennieu taking territories de Austria, until that countrie is filled with la roux.
>>57046041
>1
Fug
>>57045928
take finland, sweden and norway
>>57046041
>>57045928
your bonus is 8 pham you're missing one territoriy in germany
>>57046055
I've got Israel, buddy
>>57046077
>>57045928
use spills to penetrate into germany
>>57045928
count my bonus +4 my roll is 55 look it
>>57046077
I would like to rèquést un alliance with yeur contree. It seems as theaux I am being dòublex-têámèd.
>>57046150
I accept
>>57046077
>>57046120
>>57046077
EXCUSE ME WHAT?!
>>57046172
stop cheating fix your bonus, it's 8
look at germany closely, swiss has a T inside it
>>57046077
HOW WOULD YOU DO THAT?
YOU DONT HAVE A LAND BORDER OR SEA BORDER
>>57046203
You litteraly can't do that.
>>57046214
>>57046203
Actually fuck no.
Only the map updater can dictate that.
>>57046214
finland is 4 ts away through russia
>>57046270
You never said
>Conquer Russia to get to Finland
>>57046258
ur bonus is not 18 thought,he is right
>>57046258
look at the map have you never seen a map of germany and austria before you dumb amerifat?
you're missing one T in germany
TURN 8
Norway, your bonus was 8 because of the one missing territory
He was allowed to get to you Norway, but it wasn't a beeline so you're not as fucked if it makes you feel better
Fill Oman and UAE and ATTACK FuhrerJeff
>>57046258
Bro he's right, remove swiss and you have your bonus
>>57046315
fill egypt, then algeria
>>57046315
Attack blue
>>57046315
take sweden, norway, denmark, and expand into germany
>>57046315
Take those red territories in France, Spills to Italy.
>>57046315
continue attack down
>>57046315
Reconquer lost territory.
Focus on Sweden.
Ireland please help.
>>57046315
Take nepal and penetrate india
>>57046354
When you get a minute, I'm at war with blue now. Some help would be appreciated.
>>57046377
I'm going, nice dubs.
>>57046355
you dont have bonus m8
>>57046377
>>57046360
>20
>25
Only a 5 territory gain?
>>57046354
that is if I have any left after defending from the possible attack from byzantium
>>57046315
hey man u forgot my moves!!!!!i rolled 17,should
have gottten yellow bonus africa and missing 2 Ts from blue bonus african country
>>57046418
Check Yemen
>>57046315
Take Croatia and Montenegro, spills goes to attacking Italy through the short ocean distance showed here:
>>57046411
You to.
>>57046397
got you, I'll help next turn
>>57046315
this turn fill the remaining blue bonus african country and attack france
>>57046451
Thats against the rules.
>>57046486
Isn't it allowed to go through short ocean distances if reasonable?
>>57046446
tou dont know all terriotries from a whole country..look it
>>57046482
You mean Tunisia?
Also shouldn't you fill in Algeria first?
>>57046315
I do not kneaux if I am steel alief.
If by chans I amme, plisse attack Norway and tell them to fuck off from my lands.
>>57046532
That's for the OP to decide, and if it's not allowed how are you supposed to reach these areas lad?
>>57046355
sorry m8..my mistake...i apologise
>>57046506
I see no missing territories.
>>57046549
Those are part of a country.
>>57046533
nice dubs ally
>>57046533
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE.
I EVEN LEFT YOU ALIVE.
>>57046594
Oh, just saw that. all good.
>>57046594
i apologised m8
TURN 8
Although you didn't have enough GD, I have ruled it constitutional for him to cross that river
Attack Pakistan, then Nepal, then China, then Afghan
>>57046532
Also note that the Sardegna and Corsica are of longer distance than the actual gap between Italy and Greece, matter of fact that's where italy staged their first actual invasion of Greece during WW2.
>>57046657
It's a game, you follow the rules, not the logic.
>>57046656
spain should get madeira to have portugal complete
>>57046614
Thänkè yieux mon amie.
>>57046656
expand into sweden, denmark and take Iceland too
>>57046656
take algeria
>>57046656
Attack Iraq, then Syria
>>57046656
This is fucking bull.
Ireland if you do take over Swiss and South Germany,please give it to me.
Reconquer Sweden.
Spills to Norway.
Defend
>>57046699
YOU GOTTA BE FUCKING KIDDING ME
THIS IS BULLSHIT
>>57046656
Push deep into india
>>57046656
attack israel
>>57046656
Cauntenyeux le assault on Norway. Wipe him off le mappe! Vive le Suisse Chisse!
>>57046720
your bonus is +1
>>57046656
If attacked, defend and counter-attack.
Take Slovenia then conquer Italy.
>>57046720
Fucking bullshit now I only have 1.
>>57046753
Asshole
>>57046766
YOU THINK I DIDN'T FUCKING KNOW THAT?!
>>57046656
>>57046699
use spills to fill poland and czechia btw
>>57046656
attack pink unless i get attacked in spain,then defend and attack france
Fill
>>57046657
France and take South Germany and give those territories to CSN
>>57046744
Alliance my Hellenic brother?
>>57046821
>1
Fixing my trip it git fucked and adding my bonus
>>57046832
alliance yes
>>57046766
u want alliance?
>>57046811
ANOTHER SET OF DUBS?!
>>57046821
>1
>>57046796
Perhappes you sheuld naut hav attacked mi so unpreauxveauxkedli? I explicitléé stated I would have preferred to remain neutral but you did notte comply to my requeste. Thisse are les fruites of yor lébour!
>>57046908
that would be great
>>57046832
>>57046902
>>57046712
We're at war with both these guys now.
>>57046917
I can't fucking understand your broken ass English,even if it is intentional.
Besides I just realized Vladimir only gains 5
>>57046941
Forgot the name
This is fucking hilarious guise, keep it up!
Is it too late to join, btw?
>>57046908
Bon soir monsigneur Stalin. Woulde you perhaps be intrestèd en une non-aggression pact?
>>57047019
OP said he wouldn't take anymore after myself, sorry
TURN 9
Sorry El Battalion but you can't just give Norway any of your territories (for now)
Attack Pakistan, then China, then Afghan, then North
BY THE WAY, I will be gone for a little, so the map will take a litter longer to update
don't worry I won't be kill
>>57047019
yes, this is fucking mindnumbing to moderate as it is
>>57047088
Attack blue
>>57047088
Slip down east into India
>>57047049
>>57047088
HOW THE FUCK?
HOW THE FUCK DOES 20 AND 25 NOT RESULT in +5?
WHAT?
FUCK THIS GAME
SO MUCH BULLSHIT
>>57047088
Take Norway
>>57047088
attack down israel the same
>>57047088
gibe back egypt pls
>>57047088
Brillient! We haff heem cornerêd in Germoni. Uze all of my T's this turn against the Confederate States of Norway, and hope for the best!
>>57047088
If attacked: defend and counter-attack.
If not: Take the rest of Italy by force, this includes the island Sardegna. Spills goes to attacking Africa.
>>57047019
>>57047088
defend against attacks
take britain and ireland
>>57047171
>1
>Palis doesn't count
>>57047088
take egypt,if spills attack italy,unless attacked from someone else,then defend
>>57047260
welp, goodbye then
>>57047157
We're fucked
>>57047157
are we quiting?
>>57047157
Calm down lad, it's just a RISK game.
>>57047310
u know ur fate
>>57047088
>>57047140
actually I'm going to bed, cede my land to byzantium for just bordering my land, you could have had it op but you attacked
Byzantium defeat bernie then take care op india for me
Peace niggers
TURN 10
Everything on FuhrerJeff
Still eating dinner so slow updates
HRE IS KILL
>>57047524
take britain
>>57047157
You seeme quit upsetti. I deeply appologgise if I haff caused tu disstresse. Büt you musst pé for the sufferingschlingstaub you haf cossed the Suisse Chisse pipol.
>>57047524
Attack blue.
>>57047524
Retake the UK
>>57047524
Ah yes. Plisse continue the invasion of all lands currently conttroleèd by the Confederate States of Norway. Thank you.
>>57047524
attack israel???? i own the lands of kazhakstan too
>>57047524
Op you're a fucking faggot you got 37 and I got 28 yet you've taken more then 9 tiles, you're cheating and I hope others realise this shit and attack you, also cede my land to byzan or you can waste time attacking
>>57047555
OOOY VEY!
>>57047524
Attack yellow,break his greece bonus,finish him off in italy
I'm out
>>57047633
My net gain from last time was 9 tiles
Yes, I'll cede your land to Byzantium
>>57047654
that uncolored madeira is giving me autism, please do something about it
>>57047524
Take Italy by force goddamnit, that means kicking the Communists out from the south. Spills goes to attacking Egypt then Tunisia.
>>57047544
My lè petitè friend, mind ceding your Italian territories to me in exchange for an alliance?
>>57047555
FUCK YES
OP, if I nuke a country with an army bonus, do they lose that bonus?
>>57047692
If they get a bonus from that country, then yes, pls mark map for nuke
>>57047689
I will céde you my Italienne lands in exchange for une non-aggression pact.
>>57047728
Area in Turkey with the red circle
>>57047754
Agreed!
>>57047524
OP please note this:
>>57047754
I should have the Italy bonus now.
>>57047811
nope,i got territory in italy
>>57047835
Yeah I know lad, check your roll laddy, if OP's done it correctly you shouldn't have any land in Italy, especially if you attacked me in Greece.
>>57047907
u check again,i lose 7 in our rolls and got 12 Ts in italy,if OP does it right u actually don't gain bonus in italy and lose bonus in greece
>>57047957
Oh oy vey, my apologies I must have miscalcualted the t's, atleast I said
>If attacked: defend and counter-attack.
>>57047227
TURN 11
>>57047835
>>57047907
He loses bonus in Greece but not in Italy
Attack Pakistan and Afghan
desu I might end the game soon because i'm shit tier at keeping track of everything
>>57047996
Attack blue.
Also, OP, alliance? We seem to have a common enemy
>>57047996
wait what, ok in that case
>defend if attacked, re-conquer greece.
If spills attack commies.
>>57047996
Defend my bonuses and attack italy
>>57048054
you got it mane
>>57048072
Sweet, thanks.
>>57047996
Plisse sheaux no merci beaucoup. Continue disstroying le Confedêratè States du Norway auntil they are no longer in l'existance.
I onderstand if you wish to ende the game here.
>>57047631
Ayo greek senpai, I need you to attack Stalin for a bit, can you help?
>>57048065
>>57048063
kek after greece (which GD got back), you guys literally cancelled eachother's attack between italy/tunisia out
>>57047996
attack iran 4 territories and israel then
>>57047538
ally break some golden dawn bonuses please
>>57048157
Had no idea we were playing real-time, let's do this shit.
>>57048180
Lad, he's an ally with me as well :^)
Why did you attack an ally of your ally?
>>57048157
op do you ally with me..i let you all the north teriorries
>>57048220
>Why did you attack an ally of your ally?
i attacked?are u idiot?u tried to spil onto africa after getting italy,check ur moves before.wanna stop and ally ourselves?
>>57048226
He's allies with me already. If you're doing that, we may as well peace out, but if we do, I want Saudi Arabia.
>>57048226
no, i will conquer you and make all your constituents poo in the loo
Don't know where Vladmir the Great is so TURN 12
Get northern territories then attack iran
>>57048341
Defend if attacked, Attack Egypt and Tunisia, breaking both bonuses, spills goes to advancing in these areas.
>>57048282
When I wanted to spill into Africa was when the pink nigs were still a living entity that you killed off for a while now.
But yes I did take Italy but without conquering your T's earlier. But either way commies must die lad, apologies.
>>57048341
Attack blue
