So do you Scandinavians have naked sauna sessions with your family?
sauna is a finnish thing
>>57041514
I've heard of Belgians doing it too
Yes.
>>57041830
has your mom ever commented on your dick?
>>57041875
No she has not
>>57041965
have you ever got a boner?
>>57041830
D-dit you ever get to massage your niece or something in the sauna?
>>57041965
Did they say benis ever?
>>57041965
Not the other guy, but...
Have you wanted her to?
>>57042023
From my cousin actually but eventually my father's shit ejected on my back.
Have your moms ever walked in on you peeing?
>>57041993
Yes
>>57042023
A cousin
>>57042035
No
>>57042048
Not really
>>57042102
I didnt like it even though he thought i would
>>57042268
did your mom and sisters see your boner? what is proper sauna etiquette when you get a boner? does your mom look good naked?
>>57042268
so you massaged your cousin? was it sexual at all?
>>57041440
>posts a girl from the dominican republic
>question for scandinavians
wew
>>57042411
I meant to say "pic unrelated" but whatever
>>57042334
>>57042023
>>57041875
get your minds out of the gutter, jeez
Sauna with my brother/friends drinking cold beer. Good stuff.
>>57042334
No one ever meantioned about it so im not sure, just try to hide it and make it go away, for a 40 yo yes i think?
>>57042379
A little :DD
Sauna isnt sexual at all its a place to relax and do whatever to get your mind off shit
In Finland penis is daily
>>57042671
yeah but your mom and sisters see your dick, which is awesome
>>57042627
what happens if you have to pee? which will happen if you're drinking beers
>>57043113
confirmed for only child.
if you actually have a sister you'd realize that being naked with her in a sauna would be extremely uncomfortable for both parties
>>57043172
Then you take a piss.
>>57043310
is there a drain you can piss in?
and do you do dry sauna or steamy sauna?
>>57043307
it's different for Finns
>>57043307
what about your mother?
>>57043428
>is there a drain you can piss in?
Holy...
Ok I'm gonna give you the walkthrough.
1.) Stand up
2.) Walk out of the sauna
3.) Piss in toilet (if your sauna is in your house or something) or the snow
4 (optional if outdoors).) Write something in the snow or see how far you can piss.
Sauna is called a Bastu in civilised talk
>>57043557
do you ever go in the sauna with female relatives?
>>57043695
I don't, but I think some do.
>>57043622
t. member of a bastuklubben
>>57044135
Sauna are places where gay men go to have bareback orgies. Badstu is correct.
haha Finland )))
So the entire family/extended family strip down and stare at each others sweaty bodies? The sexes aren't separated? Are towels allowed?
Is there an age where it isn't appropriate to see your sister naked?
>>57044389
Yeah I guess in places where it's not a part of the local culture.
It may not be a sexual setting but a 13yr old seeing his 17yr old sister naked, is going to get a boner. And she is going to know damn well why.
>>57046050
Roll tide :DDDDD
Source on OP girl
>>57045940
>>57045834
>>57046050
>>57043494
>>57043428
>>57043307
>>57043172
>>57043113
>>57042334
>>57042379
>>57042195
>>57042035
>>57041993
>>57041875
>>57041440
Look mate, in your deeply backwards religious culture it may be considered an act of sex to be naked around other people, especially the ones of the opposite sex, but in Scandinavia/Nordic Countries its not.
Being naked in a sauna is perfectly normal unless there are specific rules that says otherwise, most typically in public and gender shared saunas like the ones at the communal bathhouse. Wearing a towel is pretty much standard and is commonly used if you don't want to expose your package to others or if you out of courtesy don't want to dangle your stuff in the face of others.
A sauna is a social room like bars or cafes, not some thai massage.
Family? Nah. But I just don't like them.
I'd go to sauna with anyone else.
>>57046620
Do you have saunas in Sweden?
>>57043307
>american "families"
if you are uncomfortable seeing your own family naked, your should really consider killing yourself and/or the parents who "raised" you
my family stopped going to sauna together when i was like 11-12
im pretty sure 90% of teenagers just wear swimsuits when going to sauna with cousins etc.
>naked sauna session
that's a pleonasm. all sauna sessions are naked.
if you're not naked in the sauna, then it's not a sauna session.
>>57046893
Just ones who have small benis :DDD
>>57046850
We are like the only country in the world with a native name for "sauna"
>bastu å bira på freda bli bra
>>57047006
You missed the joke
>>57047037
I'm autistic after 23:00
>>57046318
Brenda Castillo
>>57046620
>it may be considered an act of sex to be naked around other people, especially the ones of the opposite sex.
I was asking about naked family members
>>57046865
But why would you willingly want to see your sister naked?
>>57047194
we are naked around our family members, the degree of nakedness varies between individual families but its normal here
all that incest shit you see in your chinese cartoons are far from normal
>>57045940
totally, like upto 8 years no normal person would think of something sexual
And then are we the latins the faggots
>>57047299
It's just that I wouldn't want to see my sister's snatch. Is sitting back to back an option?
>>57046620
/thread
There are cultural differences around the world when nakedness is involved. Being naked with your family is the same as being with them clothed, it's just that you are naked.
I know cultural things might be difficult for americans to understand since they famously have no culture
>>57047412
she would probably cover herself in a towel when sharing a sauna with her neckbeard brother, you need not to worry
>>57046865
I'm 22 and my sister's 25 and has a live-in boyfriend
I'm 100% sure that if we were butt-naked together in a small sweaty room there would be issues
this isn't an American thing you retard
>>57047644
>boohoo my sister gives me boners so it must be everyone else too
Are the Muslim boyfriends allowed to sauna with the family too?
>>57047644
You sick fuck, both you and your sister, how could desire her just for seeing a naked butt?
>>57047644
I live alone with my sister as well. She walks around in underwear and nothing ever happened nor it ever will becauae we're siblings.
Maybe something's wrong with you?
yeah, but the girls of the family go to special rooms with jamal and tyrone, while all the males of different families are crowded in the same sauna
>>57047859
That's different though. I think the other guy secretly wants to bone his sis
>>57047644
>>57047791
>>57047694
>>57047859
i need backup here
>>57047644
god fucking ameriburgers
>>57048147
You're on your own you incesty sicko
>>57047694
>>57047791
>>57047859
>>57048088
>>57048244
I think he meant the bf would be pissed
>>57046620
>Wearing a towel is pretty much standard
Maybe in Sweden. You will get bante'd if you try to pull that shit here. Show benis.
>>57048907
But I'd rather not see my sister sitting legs spread apart.
>>57048970
I wouldn't want to see your hideous sister either desu
>>57048970
I would rather not see your sisters legs spread apart.
>>57048907
Mostly just old people who go naked these days, new generation barely even like saunas so you have to avoid scaring them away unfortunately
>>57049138
The fuck is going on in her pussy region? Man I think I just got scarred
>>57049309
don't go to american saunas
>>57046893
what about immediate family?
>>57047299
how are there degrees of nakedness?
I'm going to be visiting family in Germany. We're going to a water park/spa. W-will I have to see my female cousins naked? This worries me more than it should.
>>57049138
What about in home saunas? Or is that more of a Finnish thing?
>>57049411
Bare assed
Bare assed/tits
Bare assed/tits/pussy
>>57049527
You probably won't get to see them naked.
>>57041875
My mom dcommented on my morning wood when I was 15. Left me with a confused boner 2bh.
>>57049347
I'm twenty and still go naked with my mom and brother. Beyond immediate family, I haven't been naked in a mixed sauna. Maybe sometimes at parties.
Actually it's standard practice that within minutes girls get outsauna'd because they can't handle heat when men are löylying. It doesn't take long until the sauna is entirely men, and you can talk about benis.
>>57049607
>You probably won't get to see them naked.
I don't want to. I just don't want to be surprised by anything.
>>57049593
how can you have your ass out without your pussy?
>>57049624
story?
>>57049645
quality family bonding
has you ever got hard in front of your mom?
>>57049892
>story?
She literally said "what is that?" with a smirk on her face and nudged it with her hand. Not really a story.
So what happens if you get a boner? Do they snicker? Get embarrassed? Or just awkwardly try to ignore it?
>>57050135
>nudged it with her hand.
>>57050135
>nudged it with her hand
>this thread
>96 replies, 36 posters
wew
>>57046620
>deeply backwards religious culture
If deeply forwards irreligious culture is to lose all shame, then I'm fine with the current state of affairs
>>57050135
Why was she so close to you?
>>57050773
why should we be shameful of our bodies though?
>>57047470
new orleans does, but that's it. point taken
>>57049855
What the fuck. That sounds insane yet amazing.
Do Finnish girls have stinky feet?
>>57049892
>quality family bonding
>has you ever got hard in front of your mom?
I don't think I have. Honestly it's really weird to me that americans are embarrassed about seein their family members naked or in the toilet or whatever. Seems really petty.
i've never understood the twig thing
why do you hurt yourself ?
>>57049138
Now that's a gunt!
>>57051435
I personally don't find it weird at all
Do you and your mom/sisters pee in front of each other?
>>57051437
It doesn't really hurt. I think people use the birch twigs mostly for aroma but it gets the blood flowing too.
There are specific "gay saunas" where homosexuals go find adventure
>>57051610
Yeah, but only if you need to grab something from the toilet while someone is in there or a scenario like that. It's not like we go there together.
>>57051437
It gets out the bad spirits out of you, also a good one is big and has only leaves which don't hurt you
>>57051730
You spelled aids wrong
>>57051750
that's understandable
have you ever caught your sister or mom looking at your dick when you were peeing?
Would you and your sister/cousin be allowed in the sauna unsupervised?
>>57043428
>is there a drain you can piss in?
you're joking right?
>>57041514
Originally yes, but saunas are everywhere in Sweden and I bet they are available in Norway as well.
>it's an "average American makes the rest of us look like retards" episode
I want to point out that there are 300 million people in the United states, a lot more than the largest European countries combined
So whilw it's true we have a lot of retards, we have a lot of unretarded people as well, I mean that's straight up statistics
OP since it seems you are on curious about naked family interactions.
To better supplement your readings, go to kickass torrents and type in "family therapy clips4sale".
It'll give you a much broader perspective on family relationships
This thread is got me so hard I wish my parents had a 4th child and it was a girl so I could sauna with her :DD
I let lot of travelers couchsurf at my place and always make them go to sauna and if it's winter then they skindip in snow too
They all love it, especially brits
If you come over, welcome to my sauna
>>57050830
>>57050244
>>57050351
My mom was always somewhat flirtatious with me but it was obvious she wasn't some incest freak.
>>57052340
does your mom have a big ass?
>>57052337
what a nice post
if i'm ever in Finland i'll come to your sauna
>>57052144
Why so many American people obsessed with incest ? So much guys have a dream about fucking their mom/sister/cousin . They quickly excite about the possibilities.
>>57052398
Yes actually. Go watch some porn or something.
>>57052218
This is indeed a good series
Do you not have saunas in America?
>>57052457
I would never fuck any family members except for a 2nd cousin and beyond
>>57052457
It's the result when you don't interact with your family closely enough
what happens when boners pop up in sauna?
Are Finns just oblivious to it?
Are Finns just like "it's a NON SEXUAL BONER"?
>>57052519
>he would fuck a second cousin
>>57052540
well, even that is unlikely
I have one first cousin once removed that I would fuck, that's it so far
>>57052514
Nope. Very hard to find or fund. They're a super fancy rich people thing
>>57050773
he said as he wiped his ass with his hand after pooing in a designated street
>>57052510
>based hue knows about great incest series
Truly our real greatest ally is Brazil, not France, the UK or Canada
>>57052558
What about at gyms and sports clubs?
>>57052558
When I used to go to the gym, my gym was a budget one but it had a wet and dry sauna
Dry Sauna=co ed and clothed
Wet Sauna=in the locker room and naked, I much preferred this one
>>57052521
Probably the reason is this.Most of them don't have a family bond.
>>57052521
This
And this
>>57052611
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Westermarck_effect
The guy who came up with this concept was a Finn. Probably realized something was weird with foreign boners in Saunas
I'm jealous of Finns
>>57050773
Some things are universally shameful, some things are not.
I'll list different types of nudity here, see if your culture makes the distinction:
Sexual nudity
Ritual nudity
Hygienic nudity
Heroic nudity
Michaelangelo's David is naked, not because the artist wanted to show a Biblical figure in a shameful state but because he is a hero.
>>57052536
If you think you'll pop a boner, you have the courtesy to skip the sauna or take care of it beforehand.
But to be quite honest, it's not really a sexual environment even if there's naked girls around. The air is saturated with water and 220 degrees Fahrenheit. You mostly think about how hot it is or nothing at all. Sometimes there's a conversation about life and death.
>>57054791
One time in my life I have tried to wank in a sauna. Almost passed out before got even semihard. So yeah, boners don't exist in saunas. Period.
t. Finn abroad
>>57054791
yeah I figured that the super hot air would prevent you from even getting aroused
>>57054905
How are the Cambodian qts?
>>57054984
Non-existant outside whorehouses for some reason. Just banged westerners
>>57055172
there are some cute cambodian-american chicks, though
I tripped and fell on a naked woman in sauna once.
I wanted to relax after a whole day of snowboarding, went to the sauna, a qt was there, I started ti climb up the wooden seats and tripped, fell on her and hit her o nthe lef with my lef and on her belly with my dick that fell out my towel.
After that I apologized like 3-4 times sat at my place and she left after like 3 minnutes.
Was awkward as fuck, especially that she was qt and had my big dick and balls on her belly.
>>57055429
do polish girls give good head?
>>57055479
Depends on the girl, as everywhere else.
>>57055429
When I was 7 years old I was in Turkish sauna where you can't see anything because of the steam and I grabbed some guy's dick
>>57055429
"leg" not lef
crap
this thread's giving me boner
>>57055560
Must have felt creepy.
>>57055671
It was more like "WHOOPS SORRY SIR :DDD" and quickly running away with spaghetti
>>57055699
I'd probably say sorry and panic as well, especially as a kid.
>>57049855
>>57049855
The barbed wire thing is a bit unusual
>>57056364
Also
>he doesn't have heating in his house
is it common for Finnish girls to have big butts?
>>57052470
>not wanting to give it to mommy
>>57056641
I would love to sniff her ass
>>57041440
Pervert...
>>57056895
You're invited to my sauna, we can do falconry and archery afterwards. I only have one bow so maybe bring your own. Your sister can come too.
I want to visit Finland in a year or two once I finally get some money. Are Finns nice enough people like >>57052337
to show me around and share the ritual known as Sauna?
I go to the wet sauna in my gym but my friends leave it after 5 minutes, i like to sit in it till I feel like I'm gonna pass out then take a ice cold shower. Feels so dang good.
>>57056895
R A R E
>>57057238
>Are Finns nice enough people like >>57052337 (You)
to show me around and share the ritual known as Sauna?
If you're white yes
>>57057307
>if you're white
I'm white but I still feel uncomfortable, knowing that if I acted exactly the same but wasn't white you wouldn't like me
>>57057353
It's just that people have more prejudices if you're not
>>57057353
This is not me who you originally replied to. I am indeed white and very /fit/ so I hope no fuggin homo touches my benis in sauna :DDD
I'll be sure to ask Finns here when I go to meet up with me and have a good time.
No one seems to explain that men and women don't go to sauna at the same time in most cases. At least in my family they dont.
>>57057449
Just remember to ask on Thursday or Saturday, those are the official sauna days
>>57054791
I find it funny how places like saunas or nude beaches which it's only purposes are for exhibicionism have these problems with human anatomy. What the fuck? You are so liberal and open minded that you don't know penises get erect sometimes.
>>57057504
I don't know what to say, I've honestly never had that issue, even when I was a horny teenager with random erections. It's really not a place where you're likely to get a boner all of a sudden.
>>57057504
>it's only purposes are for exhibicionism
You what?
Come to my sauna and my little sauna buddy here will beat you up.
>>57057468
I think it's common for men and women to go together in the family but not in public saunas
I can' believe the shit I'm reading in this topic, it's too much degeneration for one culture
>going casually naked with your family
seriously this is cavemen tier, surreal
>>57057669
it's not as bad as fucking your cousins
>nordics' biggest pleasure is sitting naked in a sweltering room with their friends
I can only imagine the smelll of many people sweating at once
>>57057725
If you poor beer in the sauna it smells like toasted bread.
Or you could just get one of these little buddies >>57057592 and it'll smell of delicious tar.
>tfw have cutie finn coming over next week
>she wants to sauna
>she'll get the sauna
>she'll get the dick too
what's the utility of a sauna anyway, what's its purpose?
>>57057669
It's degenerate if you honestly can't distinguish between sexual and hygienic nudity.
What's degenerate to me is people associating sauna with lewdness.
We did sauna all together too, and I'm actually looking to buy a new sauna for the wellness room.
>>57057778
Relaxation/health.
http://www.lifehack.org/articles/lifestyle/8-unexpected-benefits-sauna-that-will-impress-you.html
>>57057784
yeah this. I honestly don't think there's anything weird about being naked with your family in a sauna, there's nothing sexual about it.
>>57057666
No it's not desu
>>57057784
"hygienic nudity", is that the word you say to feel better about this all? lol
intersex nudity is intrinsically associated with lewdness, it's not a matter of opinion, a matter of view, girls shouldn't be getting naked exposing their most desired parts to guys, mainly if they're their fucking mother
I know you don't see nothing wrong with this, it's not your fault, you were raised like this, but it's wrong
>>57057938
A few other Finns have told me they go in the sauna with their mothers and sisters, some of them ITT
>>57057950
>Catholic prudeness
>>57057950
aren't you guys all naked in the rain forest anyway
>>57057971
I think it's really weird to go to a sauna with your mother or sister if you're over 8 years old
>>57057950
If all nudity in all situations is intrinsically sexual to you, you're a pervert. That's all I can say.
>>57058172
if you get naked around the opposite sex you're a degenerate, that's all I can say
>>57058216
>He can´t see a naked person without thinking about sex
There sure is some degeneracy here but it is not a Finn.
>>57058273
>he's been conditioned into degeneracy and now he doesn't accept the fact
>>57052036
What do you think it's gonna happen? You're fucking weird dude
>>57058216
Then I guess your mom is one hell of a degenerate bitch, ain't she?
:^)
>>57058216
There is nothing wrong with that. You must be a gay nigger with AIDS who doesn't like people of opposing sexes seeing each other bodies.
>Summer coming
>Summer cottages are coming
>Sitting on the lakeside sauna porch, sipping on some beer in the middle of the night
>Midnight sun
>Skinny dipping in the lake
>That FREE feeling of your balls chilling in the water like babies in the womb
>Making a fire on the beach and grilling
Post your face when Finns.
>>57058355
forgot the epic anime girl reaction
>>57058438
Your girl a shit.
>>57058438
It's weird how you tie this in with modern multicultural liberal degeneracy when sauna is an indigenous tradition that's older than Christianity. The people who have trouble with sauna culture here are mostly sand people, niggers and papists.
>>57057971
It might be regional.
Also, some families have stronger traditions, especially if they own old-style smoke saunas or such.
>>57058712
what's a smoke sauna?
and it could also vary from family to family
>>57058547
>sand people, niggers and papists.
So, most of the third-world? Not like anyone cares what these retards think, they believe mutilating your dick and pussy is normal and good.
They just seem so boring. How long do you even stay in there?
>>57058769
It's a more primitive type of sauna. It's a bit tricky to build and heating it takes a lot of work. I've tried it though, and it's pretty great. It's just as hot as a regular wood-fired sauna but feels milder.
>>57058936
>boring
It feels great. If it's boring it's not hot enough.
>>57049347
That poster is full of shit, the only time you ever wear swinsuits is when you're around strangers in public saunas
seeing your parents naked is a big thing in western countries?
>>57059040
and not even then because most public saunas forbid swimwear (the hot temperature release chemicals from the swimwear or some shit)
>>57059040
Nah, he's probably right.
Might be a regional thing though.
>>57059098
That doesn't stop me from releasing toxic chemicals from my arsehole in a public sauna. :^)
>>57059040
it's not satisfying if you're wearing a bathing suit anyway
>>57059258
also the thought of steaming your nuts in sweaty swimming trunks is kind of nasty
>>57059308
sweaty swimming trunks smell good though
>>57058936
If I'm alone, about 30 minutes. I shave my balls there and sometimes legs there. If I'm with someone else maybe even +1 hour because it's good opportunity for deep and intimate discussion.
>>57059202
sauna farters should be genocided, real talk to be perfectly frank and no bullshit
>>57060000
these numbers won't save me from genocide
I gotta say I prefer hot spas
Nothing better than going to an outdoors hot spring in the middle of winter and occasionally dipping yourself in the ice-cold bath next to you before getting back in the hot water
I just use the sauna to sweat pretty much
>>57060000
ebin :D
>>57047644
>this isn't an American thing you retard
Explain how it's just the burgers ITT that think being in a sauna is something sexual..
>Ameriprudes
>>57060000
fukken oath cunt
>>57058014
under rated post
>>57041440
>Scandinavians have naked sauna
>Scandinavians
>sauna
Those faggots have bastu, not sauna.
>>57060126
that's how you use sauna in winter
you sit in it for a while then run out and jump into ice-cold lake and then go back into sauna
>>57060126
A lot of us have those spa thingies here too
They are great during the winter
>>57041440
How to sauna:
>Gather your friends to your summer cottage
>everyone brings a 24 pack of beer and something to eat
>Try to leave girlfriends and wives to the city, if its not possible they can make food
>go to the sauna and start drinking
>throw water on the stove every now and then
>drink more
>cool down a bit outside, swim a little
>drink more
>go back to sauna
>grill some sausages and beef
>smoke, wrestle, shoot cans with air rifle or just do something you like
>go back sauna
>repeat this sequence until there is only last man standing
The last man standing looks that no one passed out too close to the lake and distinguishes the fire from the grill and sauna stove.
>>57047080
indeed you are
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SFEruYsNeU
Finnish pepe
>>57060874
>wrestle
You do this naked in the sauna? weeew laddie
>>57060874
>everyone brings a 24 pack of beer
How fat are you?
>>57060923
Not in the sauna, on the grass outside of course.
>He has never wrestled a friend naked and drank a beer with him afterwards
How can you even call yourself a man?
>>57061033
>Finns literally enjoy the feel of another sweaty naked man
>>57050145
I don't know, I have never heard of anyone getting a boner
>>57061078
>Australians literally little girls
>>57061078
He's just a faggot.
>>57061174
>posts anime weeb child
im out.
>>57061207
Outshitposting an Australian feels good everytime.
>>57061078
>can't grab a naked man without getting sexual thoughts
Found the faggot
>>57061002
>How fat are you?
100kg
Twelve pack isn't enough the 18 pack is usually fine but it is good to have some reserve.
>>57061400
This is my guilty pleasure.
>>57061518
don't eat too much or you'll get the shits
>>57061603
I know, but I love my Pantteri.
It's worth the squirts.
>>57061640
where there is pleasure's, must there be pains's
t. protestant moral
>>57061518
Fixed that picture for you Sven. No need to thank me
>>57061841
I'm actually a Pekka, that you very much.
>istu siihen ja pyöri burger-chan
>>57061879
>istu siihen ja pyöri
What a rude Pekka, I was just trying to help a Swede out and this is what I get in return
I'm sorry wagyu-chan, come here and I'll buy you a beer and let you sauna in my sauna:
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