>Be Christian country
>Surrounded with chinks and muslims
>holy week
>No happening
>middle east
>daily happenings
I think the problem are the evil influence / violent culture of them sand people.
/balt/
keduax
1st for happy birthday dutdut
S
H
Mahal kita
>>57016365
Anything that makes me forget I am a irrelevant male flip. Iyashikei basically.
HEADS UP TO CALL 172 Flips bros and demand 5 mbps speedboost for 999 poorfags like me if you're still at 3 mbps
Finally Philippines will have an average internet speed of 5mbps
Will you marry me?
>>57017450
whats the price for lowest speed over there?
>>57017575
No, you're ugly. Sorry
Why are people so mean
Anime.
>>57017939
They're imitating their mean parents.
>>57017589
I dunno sadly
Flips going to pass Sri Lanka soon
Feels good pamilya
PINOY PRIDE WORLD WIDE
ITS REAL WAGEKEK HOURS
TIME TO SLEEP, YOU HAVE WORK TOMORROW
Post anime lads
>>57017939
Because you're ugly
>>57017450
>>57017589
Raising MMR would be easier now with faster internet speed
Get cucked Sea server
>>57017575
yes
Good evening /asean/
>>57017450
Dito ~2000PHP 18mbps
>>57017939
Because you're ugly.
>>57017985
Please continue killing Rohingya, thanks.
>>57018249
Tfw final episode this wednesday ;_;
>>57018302
putang ina swerte gahaman kasi si MVP
pag fiber sa same plan 10mbps pag copper 5 lang
I think it's more of a clan-ish problem than religion.
You got 2 majority Muslim clans there. One is said to be peaceful shady merchant, the other is the warlike isolationist.
>>57018207
>needing faster Internet to raise MMR
stay 2k shitter
>>57018384
Crony capitalism kasi. Nung nasa pinas pa ako 1php=1kbps. Bago pa lang Ragnarok nun
>>57018338
>tfw still on episode 4
too lazy to push through the rest of the episodes, the show has great humor though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QhwWghC9Ec
Can you spot which language that sounds like apes the most?
Hint: It's Tagalog.
>>57018578
konosuba and galko are the only decent shows in a terrible season of new shows aired
great pickup mang
>>57018581
The old Tagalog was 100x better.
Anglicized Tagalog is shit.
>>57016549
Fuck pignoys
>be asean
>christian topic thread everytime
This is equivalent of making southern european thread with islamic topic just because turks are southern european,
Guess what? No asean can relate to this except you asean spics
Western shit out REEEEEEEEE
>>57018734
Well Islam is pretty lame
>>57017450
>2016
>Finally have 5mbps
>I am running out of good shows
Kimagure Orange Road, The Vision of Escaflowne, or Sorcerous Stabber Orphen should I download
>>57018669
This pinoy knows what the fuck is up
>>57017450
>"""""""""UP TO""""""""""""
>>57018734
they are THE MOST POWERFUL race in the WORLD after all
>>57018669
>>57018803
>galko
Is the show any good ?
>>57018734
>turks are southern european
>>57018847
Don't ask stupid questions.
>>57018734
this desu
>>57018734
>being a filthy sandnigger
Fuck off paki
>>57018902
Do Cambodian girls prefer white dick or asean dick?
>>57018847
AOTS
>>57018962
Don't ask stupid questions.
>>57018734
Fuck off paki.
>>57018734
why so mad?
>>57018734
What is buddhism?
What is hinduism?
lslam at least relevant in more than one country
What a narcistic overpride pinoy
Are native flips so shitty at being Christian that most of the highest ranking Catholic officials in Philippines are Chinks?
I need pasta-bait to trigger pinoys, post it lads.
>Indonesians defend Japan
For what purpose?
>>57019243
To trigger you, grandad.
>>57019243
we love anime!
>>57018734
The annoying part of it is not about the shitposts about Islam but literally no one cares about them and their terrorists in /asean/ except themselves and yet they won't stop crying about it
>>57019243
The short lived Empire of Nips was pretty GOAT.
>>57019237
who is the most powerful race in south east asia, and why is it the Javanese?
- While other island niggers are nigging like the nigger they are, the Javanese build cities, temples, civilisation and empires
- Conquer most of south east asia, from Java up to present day Cambodia
- Kingdoms of mainland Indochina, including the Angkor and Khmer empire are descended from the Javanese https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Khmer_Empire#Formation_and_growth
- Create the largest Buddhist temple in the world https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Borobudur
- Unite the Nusantara https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nusantara
- BTFO Mongol scum https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mongol_invasion_of_Java
- BTFO Malay Srivijayans so hard they have to run from Sumatera to Malaya https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Srivijaya#Decline
- literally destroy and massacre the entire medieval Singapore https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kingdom_of_Singapura#Legacy
- True culture creator: Wayang, Gamelan, Batik, Kebaya, Keris, etc? all originated from Java. if your ethnic have them, they're just cheap copy of superior Javanese creation (this goes to Malays, Singaporeans, and Bruneians)
- Indonesia=Javanesia, Indonesia is a Javanese country, if you're non Javanese Indonesian, you're a second class citizen, an inferior creature, a wong daerah, we laugh at you spouting Bineka Tunggal Ika thinking its diversity motto while in truth its religious tenet from Majapahit empire, affirming your obedience to the Javanese race
- The Javanese are not Austronesians, but Austroasians/Indochina genetically, thus superior from island nigger http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/gnxp/2011/06/language-genes-peoples-of-southeast-asia/#.Vu38qIyLQy4
Reminder that while you jungle nigger are busy doing jungle thing like eating people or doing the Tortor or some shit we're laughing at you while doing civilised things like listening to refined gamelan music and watching Wayang reenactment of tales of Ajisaka, our glorious ancestor.
>>57019243
>defending people of shit anime taste
Why, for what purpose?
>>57019172
have you ever heard of minorities?
stop trying to be a fisherman
>>57018734
islam OP attracts /pol/tards
now stop whining
I've never seen any news about bombings/killings in Flipland 2bh, even the Iraq bomb was much more selling
>>57019392
every time someone starts an islam centric thread the place gets flooded with /pol/tards and their memes
we're doing you a service
>try hard flips again
>>57019829
Don't bait /pol/tards here faggot, what do you want exactly?
>>57019892
Memes and shit
>>57019892
just mention islam in the OP and they'll come
baka,can't you see we're being considerate?
>>57019990
I don't really expect much from muslims desu,we try really hard not to shit on them and they still chimp out
>>57018948
>selfhating
>>57019072
Not even muslim
>>57019099
What should i care about something that is only relevant by one country? How can i or any non pinoy relate? None. Just name it /pinoy/ if you want self centered thread
>>57019640
>catering to minorities
>getting worked upped over OPs
too much autism desu
>>57020256
Pretty much this
>>57020153
there's no majority religion in SEA,it's irrelevant
>>57020256
Is this your first day on 4chan?
>>57020256
Bisaya sounds like orangutans raping a squeeling pig while he vomits
>>57017450
>tfw plan 1299 should be raised to 3mbps
What's stopping PH from providing up to 50Mbps?
>>57020136
I don't no why I even bother
>>57016549
>re not viorent, re peacefur friendry ching chong
http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/horror-three-year-old-decapitated-7642015#xEMDVXX6FMioB7Vf.97
>>57018249
I hate Konosuba more than Dagashi Kashi
5 Reasons Why I Hate The Philippines
I have been seeing all posts about hating and haters, so I might as well share something that I hate, the Philippines. And here are twenty five reasons why I hate it.
1. Idiots run this country: Not just ordinary idiots, corrupt idiots who waste our tax money on shitty projects, like road projects (it fucking comes with a free billboard of some idiot who worked on it), bills about peepees and pussies (RH Bill) and pointless laws (Internet Crime bill) that won't do shit. If they're not wasting our tax money on foolish things, they're too busy wasting it impeaching each other and making themselves look more idiotic.
2. People follow the idiots who run this country: Even if they hate these idiots, they still follow them instead of doing something about it. People throw shit at them and they still accept them with open arms then they complain later.
3. Road projects: Doesn't matter if the roads aren't broken, they still fix the fuck out of it. In fact, they fix the damn roads so well that they focus too much on the roads and don't give a fuck about the traffic they cause.
4. Philippines is a Garbage Dump: Manila is full of trash, maybe it is because everyone decided to live there and they ran out of place to throw their trash. But even in lands that are under development, tourist spots and desolate places (yeah, I have no fucking idea how trash ended up there). These idiots keep throwing their shit all over the place, they'll eventually be as filthy as China... Or worse.
5. Filipinos or should I say Failipinos (they're the Fail version of Filipinos) Can't Handle the Truth: If you are reading this and you are feeling offended, then you're a fucking Failipino who can't handle the truth. You're probably going to whine and comment shit below saying I should get a life and blah blah blah! instead of doing something to fix the problems that I've mentioned.
>>57020506
Konosuba is fine, or do you hate it bc your #1 anime spot was threatened?
>>57020390
Its actually cheap as fuck
But there should be a fibr facility near your barangay
>>57020136
turns out muslims in SEA are just as shitty people as those in ME no matter how much they say that they're different
>>57020543
Nice pasta
Now give us 5 more reasons why Indonesia is faring poorer than the Philippines
>>57020136
I could do the same for Christians, yet I'm being considerate to the Christcucks here.
Not a muslim but raised as Kebab
>>57020618
His favorite anime is cuck the animation.
>>57020620
Fibr isn't an option, the price is too high
>>57019990
I mean why do you want them and their memes? We have animefags already
The OP should just be blank desu
>>57020656
>implying christcuck any different
You're just another form of Aqua's cult. Eris' cult is the best cult.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arByBTcIfbg
Check my chink friend youtube stream lads, he survived 98
>>57020871
chink out
>>57020153
>implying I'm of your cult
Fuck off Paki
>>57020871
go back to kaskus cancer
>>57020620
>1Gbps
>50Mbps
Is the image cut-off or something?
>>57020618
I just find it quite lazy. It's overall plot can be summarized as, trapped in a video game world + SoL.
>>57021038
What does being an Atheist in MENA feel like? How dangerous is it?
>>57021038
Won't you get beheaded by black INC by saying that?
>>57021038
>everyone look at me I'm an atheist!
Fuck off reddit
Is Duterte winning? I really like Davao.
Have you worshiped the True Goddess, Eris-sama yet?
>>57021106
>What does being an Atheist in MENA feel like?
It's like being the only sober guy at the bar, idk that's what it feels like exactly
>how dangerous is it?
Nothing will happen to you as long as you keep your views to yourself and know when to keep your mouth shut
I'm muslim and proud, what about you /asean/?
>>57021482
I'm a Salafi, I'm going to kill you!
>>57021290
Aqua is the only true Goddesss
>>57020924
>be minority
>disrespect and not adapting to majority culture
>"im oppresed minority and shit"
Congrats, you're asean version of liberal scum
>>57021482
>>57021482
>>57021519
Allahu akbar too my friend.
>>57021598
This, go to pinoy already fucking non-muslims
wow
kuda perhatian betul flip ni
>>57021262
Not right now
>>57021038
i never understood that holy trinity, yeah you know that god, jesus and the holy spirit are one but, did jesus have memory of him fucking his mother(mary). if so, that's disgusting on part of jesus
http://rarehistoricalphotos.com/moro-insurgents-1906/
Where were you when US used to not give a fuck and was awesomely BTFO of Muslim insurgents?
>>57021561
You're wrong in pretty much every problem.
>>57021869
If you want some freaky Jesus sex shit look at St Bridget and her holy orgasm.
>talking shit on muzzies is acceptable
>but talking shit on Christcucks gets you reported
Fuck this double standards, where's muh freedumb of speech. If you can't handle bantz then piss off.
I'm chinese and proud. How about you?
hehehe
>>57022092
Lewd!
>>57022092
terima kasih lori
>>57021998
Where were you during English class when you awesomely BTFO the language?
>tfw no keling gf
>>57022037
Brainwashed christians (protestants) are more cringing than brainwashed muslims
t. Catholic
>>57022051
Same :3
>>57022037
there, there. It's ok, you can criticize Christianity to me :3
>>57022011
story? too tired to search the interweeb
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arByBTcIfbg
Please take a look t my chink friend lads, he's playing Dreadout rn
BTW Dreadout is the first Indonesian horror game, how can you niggers even compete?
>>57022368
Some shut in guy goes out to buy a vidya. He is knocked down by a tractor and died of shock. His family laughed at him in the hospital.
He meets the goddess Aqua and is given a chance to be reborn in a world to stop the demon army. That world is a vidya gaem world. He also gets to bring one item with him. So he brings the goddess along.
And boom, instead of adventures and shit, we end up with shitty SoL.
>>57022255
Shit senpai I get how much they love that hipster Jezuz but goddamn it somefags got butthurt just from this, I'm not even good at bantz
>>57022298
A-arigatou Sakurahime Daisuke <3
Me on the left :3
>>57022453
>being this much of a shill
Kill yourself
>>57022518
good memes, don't understand tho
>>57022668
>not wanting ez money
>>57021262
Dutdut is fairing pretty well in the latest surveys.
>>57022453
Stip shilling your channel you little shit.
>>57022658
Me on the right :)
>>57022777
I couldn't comprehend it either. I just couldn't take it anymore after the third episode
>>57020977
1Gbps that not for homeplans anymore
>>57022658
are you the pinoy diaspora there in kuwai-ti? i have a ofw cousin there, he said that the sandnigger there are good sandnigger
>>57022941
;_;
>>57022658
is there room for 3?
I'm becoming more siscon everyday, help.
>>57023256
Just give in, it's the right thing to do.
>>57023256
No pic, no talk
>>57023256
Post imouto
>>57022658
Stop sexualizing Neps
>>57023256
stick it in her
What the fuck is a SJW
Is that the same as those whiteknights back then?
>>57023186
Why so sad? ;___;
>>57023524
>in 4chan
>not knowing SJW
I don't even think you're from reddit.
You came straight from facebook didn't you newfriend?
Good night /asean/
>me on the bottom right
tu la abang dah pesan tak nak dengar
>>57023419
embrace it
>>57023931
Mintak maaf bang
>>57023977
10/10 imouto
I haven't read Darkness in years though.
>>57023186
>are you the pinoy diaspora there in kuwai-ti?
No I'm a Somali diaspora
>inb4 Le captain meme
>i have a ofw cousin there
Nice
>he said that the sandnigger there are good sandnigger
Like any place nothing special there's some good apples and there are also the bad apples
>>57023191
Sure ;)
>>57023422
Make me
>>57023821
Me in the middle :3
>>57023977
>Mikan
My nigga
>>57024128
is it hot there too?
Good night faggots, keep up the good bantz
>>57023419
only the best imoutos from the best show
>>57016549
But you have MILF or something
Those idiot muslims with the even more idiot acronym. It's a real thing, look it up.
Hello my asian friends
>>57024901
but they didn't do anything this week
and they had that acronym long before pervs did
>>57024959
are we really friends?
>>57024680
Not as hot as Flip-chan
>>57025063
how are the beaches there?
>>57024959
Japan.
>>57024901
>MILF
that abbreviation is sexy doe, I'd like to get Allahu Ackbar'd by one
>>57025192
Meh desu
>>57024901
Only Philippines currently has active terrorists killing their people lol, what a shithole
>>57025414
what if you brought along 2 more people?
>>57025252
you won't get allahu akbar'd, they will probably make you a commander
>>57024959
Hello nips, why do you guys love to suck battle harem anime's cock all the time?
>>57025504
I don't mind bringing two or three qts as long as they're halal ;)
>>57025646
Will I get a harem of at flip boipuccis if I took the leadership position :3
>>57026088
yeah, that's pretty much what you'll get
>>57025438
stop supplying them you fuck heads
>>57026012
Bring me too :3
>>57026088
no, just muslim
>>57026591
muslim are garbage people,what do you expect?>>57020136
Does /asean/ bleed?
We have halal international food council stamps on our food,why are they still so rude? ;_;
macam budak budak perangai
O-ohayo lads! I just came back from my week end from
LONDON
O
N
D
O
N
I've never seen such multikultralism. I even saw a muslim woman wearing full black veils and shit going to this really expensive shop looking at this really good looking clothes that she can't wear cuz she's fat and it's haram.
>>57026823
every month
>>57026012
is there a test that needs to be taken?
>>57026891
kek'd
>>57027148
>>57026891
From where I'm living right now, the Portsmouth Islamic Caliphate City Council is administering the city
>>57026823
>>57026983
You should see a doctor.
>>57024959
Can you give me a job?
>>57027717
Do online business. The money is good and you have all the time to yourself. Not to mention no need to worry about macet or shitty boss.
>>57028574
What's that?
>>57028850
try to create some unique food to pander to hippy
like fruits salad and any western food that you could make
>>57028850
I sell hijab
>>57028965
Food truck is the new trend here
>>57029056
Can you hijab memenose?
>>57026983
I'll be going there next Monday to Friday.
I hope my cousin won't come, otherwise I have to go jogging with her and that sucks ;__;
>>57029213
you get tired easily?
>>57029213
>jogging with cousin
l-lewd! Is your cousin cute? pls post pic
Also, I learned how to use the tube like the back of my hand in 3 days. I still hate it though, I cleaned my nose last night because it felt stuffy and there was black stuff in my nostrils
Hello ex-colony, how are you doing?
>>57029457
siesta when I can
>>57029511
ayy lmao
Btw wtf is your language. Sounds like a bastardized spanish
>>57029457
ESPANA DID NOTHING WRONG
>>57029548
no its not,the syntax and grammar is the same as it always has been,we just have 5000 loanwords
although chavacano is bastardized spanish
>>57029556
No we didn't :D
>>57029276
Yes, especially when jogging for prolonged periods.
>>57029313
Sorry anon, I don't have pics of her ;___;
There's nothing lewd about jogging. It's just me and her jogging at the nearby park and me panting like an exhausted dog behind her. She's kinda average looking.
The black stuff is actually dried blood. You picked it too hard.
>>57029665
Isn't chavacano what everybody talks?
>>57029744
no,each island has its own,we have like 30 recognized languages that are distinct,8 are auxiliary languages used in government and media,official language are filipino and english,filipino is based off of tagalog mostly
>>57016549
I've been contemplating a trip to the Philippines. Care to dissuade me/encourage me? Is it a shithole?
>>57029744
https://youtu.be/wqaDimxoXrM
Wtf. This super weird.
>>57029959
Noice. How is life there like?
>mangingisda
>>57030106
>his dad tells him to stop dreaming of becoming a spaceman and instead be a jeepney driver
>>57030021
>choosing Philippines as a destination over any other /asean/ countries
This is what Spanish Philipino would look like.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QJyqxWhQ38o
>>57030424
They have this.
>>57024959
fuck u japanese monkey
pay restitution for my friends grandmother that you raped with your tiny dicks
>>57030558
>island
>within a lake
>within an island
>within a lake
>within an island
Shall we go deeper?
>>57030918
>With a volcano.
I want to visit that shit
>>57031105
the land surrounding crater lake is a dead volcano
>>57030918
dig a hole on the middle island and pour some water and we're already in the limbo
>>57031282
It doesnt matter. Death volcanoes look cool.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXl9h0F16pA
>tfw 2 AM and want to sleep but can't
Times like this is why I wish I owned a tranq gun so I can go to sleep.
>>57031709
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omCGAzGKXK0
>>57031697
goddamn that sarsi one is catchy
What do you think of this song?
>inb4 c.cuk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnmueYll5Wo
>>57031974
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjDk4iRDELo
>>57031974
Holy shit, literally "cuck: the song".
Looks like Brunei made you into a cuck fetishist.
>>57032161
why does our media like c.ucking themselves?
>>57032273
I-I'm not a c.cuk I like to listen to this song....
>>57032434
The song is about getting cucked.
>>57032574
hmph! Just because I take cough syrup it doesn't mean I like it!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYvABfWf6cM
>>57032574
we are all one
>>57032836
You take the cough syrup because you need it :3
So you be sayin you need kuk?
>>57033229
We'll be one when you and I be on the same bed
>>57033619
so fast
could we at least cuddle first?
>>57034045
Yes :3
I wanna lick you all over :p
terencat
Pagi
>>57033619
BULE OUT
>>57037873
I'm sorry if the truth hurts ;___;
>>57039538
truth < fantasy
>>57040815
If you say so my little kuc :3
Post best quotes
>"God has given me a gift. I am the most complete fighter, in the world." Russian accent
>"You ask too many fucking questions" Russian Accent
>Boyka (Undisputed 2 and 3)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqXmry09hzM
ohayo
Oha
May your relationship with your imouto becomes more intense.
>>57017313
I can remember the last time a flip said that to me
>>57024128
>>57023977
Oranges is old and busted
We Nemesis now
it is habbening ?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/wires/reuters/article-3512609/Philippines-Abu-Sayyaf-abducts-10-Indonesian-sailors.html
>>57045616
>Muslim vs Muslim
no
>>57016549
>moderate
>muslim
Smh Tbh faM muzzies are chill af, where would you find the extremists?
I love bullying these slow witted callcenter agents.
>>57045808
Don't group us with pinoys
>>57046944
what's the difference between /asean/ muslim?
Indonesia & Malaysian Muslims are competent terrorist compared to Flip Muslims?
morning wagecucks
>>57047035
Malaysian Muslims - Mastermind
Indonesian Muslims - Good followers, but a bit incompetent
Philippines Muslims - Easily swayed by money and are more interested in taking hostages for money rather than doing actual jihad. Like to fight against each other.
>>57048980
so we're going to argue with one another again?
>>57049233
Why not, what else to do here other than ERPing?
>>57049292
that's not what i meant
you know that this general is always infested with 21-yr-old know-it-all college undergrad pinoy hipsters. you can just hide every single posts from them instead of complaining.
>>57049477
It's your fellow countrymen bruh, do something about it la
>>57046638
For health insurance agent, just say to them "Oh thank God you called! You will cover all my medical expenses, right?"
>>57049763
Don't forget t tell them you have cancer first
