Game will start once we hit 4 or 5 players.
Let's. Fucking. Go!!!
>>57016020
Claim ireland
>>57016020
Why are all the border fucked beyond belief
>>57016020
Claiming Ruskies
>>57016020
claiming France
>>57016020
I'll take Norway
op get other map pls thx
preferably the one with bonuses
Claiming Spain
>>57016020
If 5 isn't the maximum, claiming Netherlands
>>57016020
Claiming BELGIUM
>>57016393
Shit, forgot name
>>57016192
for the memes.
>>57016258
I'll tell you hwat: Help me come up with a doable bonus system and I will implement it.
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Begin.
>>57016531
Attack Germany
>>57016531
attack ze britons
>>57016531
Take cyprus and countrieS east of me
>>57016531
Invade Belgium
>>57016531
Eradicate Portugal, all spills go to that weird red part at the south
>>57016531
Attack the netherlands for the rightful walloon clay
>>57016531
attack sweden
>palis and straights worth less than dubs
Qué?
>>57016670
Its much easier to get
>>57016531
Conquer the Slavic nations to reunite them all:
Ukraine, Belarus, Baltics.
well, turn one and already all out war in the low countries
>>57016600
is there any possibility of peace among us, frere?
>>57016724
What did I do to deserve that? Peace?
>>57016568
Alliance tovarisch?
I believe we can come to an understanding that no conflict would be for the best.
>>57016758
yeah sure we can have peace if you agree that if france continues to attack you have to help me
>>57016809
Of course, I see no problem in that.
>>57016758
>>57016814
>>57016821
ok yeah sorry Netherlands you and me can be bros now lets fuck up Le pen and be allies for the rest of the game
>>57016865
Alright, thanks.
>>57016809
I request an alliance. I will help you in your wars if you guarantee I will not be attacked by you or your allies
>>57016942
>>57016809
why are you guys seeking alliance with people located across the map? You know they can't help you right?
>>57016531
fun fun fun. the fray begins. good luck everybody else!!
>>57016999
Take the Baltics, spills go to Ukraine.
>>57016646
If you don't mind, would you like to establish an alliance? You can have Scandinavia if you'd like, I will not step a single foot into Finland, My only demand is that I am allowed to re-unify the Slavic nations.
>>57016999
nice trips
take sweden
>>57016999
Checked. I attack Germany, but southward.
>>57016999
fight back against france
>>57016999
Conquer countries east of me
>>57016981
I asked for an alliance with the Dutch because they are going for German clay, which means we'll be sharing borders soon laddy.
>>57017020
I agree on your terms.
>>57016999
conquer the britons
>>57016981
I asked for Russia's alliance just so they couldn't fuck me up.
>>57016999
Conquer Ireland.
>>57016999
Defend against any attacks, attack the walloons if they refuse peace
>>57017045
peace?
>>57017070
want an alliance
>>57017110
no fuck you putain I asked for you alliance last round
>>57017105
I'll consider it, but for now we're a little too far apart, atleast we're fighting for the same goal, extermination of the bolsheviks.
>>57017163
I said no because I wanted all of Belgium
you no longer occupy Belgium, Idc about what you do as long as its not attack me
>>57017110
Won't happen. At least for now.
>>57016999
Claiming Estonia
If I can roll, annex the Baltics
>>57017201
you're a shit and me and the netherlands are going to fuck you up now
>>57017251
2bh I have enough territory to the point where I can just ignore the Netherland's rolls and crush you guys individually
literally:
>ignore the Netherland's attack and kill walloons
>>57017241
Bad positioning lad, I was already annexing the Baltics.
>>57017303
no? there are no bonuses if I roll higher its anyones game
>>57017171
Estonia seems to be an issue.
>>57017393
well yeah the only possible way you could "destroy" me is if you and the netherlands both subtracted from my rolls, pretty much preventing me from ever making progress. I have like 20 times as much territory as you, I can last much longer
>>57017105
Spain my friend,
France is being a massive faggot. This is a good opportunity to help me and the netherlands fuck his shit up so he calms down. What do you say man?
>>57016999
Lelgium on life support, everybody else genociding whoever they can especially the T*rks
>>57016999
Quick irrelevant question:
Is Poland's and Germany's Baltic sea shore attackable from Scandinavia?
>>57017443
You don't have 20x the land of me, France.
>>57017496
Of course, buddy.
>>57017515
Attack France
>>57017515
finish sweden and invade denmark.
>>57017515
Take georgia and middle east
>>57017522
yes. sea attacks are allowed within reason, as you can see with Spain having attacked Ireland.
however, if you're coming from the black sea and trying to attack Iceland I'm not going to allow that
>>57017376
Guess we'll have to deal with that then
>>57017515
Remove Russians from the Baltics and annex more Baltic clay
>>57017515
take back irish clay,attack spain
>>57017515
Conquer the Baltics once and for all.
Spills goes to Ukraine.
>>57017515
Attack france but also get a territory in England in case shit hits the fan
>>57017515
Completely ignore the Netherlands and Spain, kill Belgium. If I have spill use it to slow the Dutch advance
>>57017076
want to help me? we have a common enemy in Spain
>>57017515
Attack France
>>57017376
I'm not going to be attacking Germany for a while, off to fuck up the French. Take whatever territory between us you want.
>>57017612
can't do that you lack sea access
>>57017616
sure,make alliance,i keep attacking spain
>>57017515
Let me specify: use my dubs to kill Estonia first, then claim the baltics.
>>57017611
>>57017599
Hey Ireland, I'll let you take your land back and have the piece you took from me if you cease attacking immediately, I have much more dangerous rivals and I can't afford to have a second enemy.
>>57017515
OP france has driven me out of mainland europe but I rolled just enough to get one walloon enclave in southern england I am still alive and kicking ready to fight another day
>>57017675
sry,u started it,i finish it
>>57017662
alright thanks
>>57017682
you lack sea access in the last post
you literally cannot do that within reason
>>57017515
If you decide to give lelgium their England tile, then kill that tile and cede it to ireland before continuing
>>57017703
Ok, in that case prepare to get fucked, I'm still open to any peace offerings should you want me to stop my attacks
>>57017655
I rolled first and took 2 of your t's leading to the sea then got into england
>>57017730
you can't redirect rolls faggot I am alive in england and there is literally NOTHING you can do
>claim spain to have decent land and lack of interest from others
>get sucked into war and cause alliance between Ireland and France
Fug
>>57017771
>>57017804
that isn't how it functions
you can always redirect rolls as long as its not autistically big
>>57017823
you can literally just stop now, attack Italy or something
>>57017515
can i claim germany
>>57017823
well i was just expanding into england and u suddently attacked me,give me ireland,the clay i get this turn and rest of portugal and i let u go if u join me and france and expand to italy
>>57017868
yes please help me dispel the Netherlands and I promise I will never invade you, I will even help you against Russia if they come
>>57017868
In that case, NAP?
I don't believe conflict would be beneficial to neither of us.
>>57017858
you are literally so mad right now. I'm lmaoing @ your empire from across the channel.
Every single person hates you right now you must be embarrassed
>>57017858
>you can literally just stop
Is that a peace offering? I'l take it, but omly if you instruct Ireland to cease attacking, and attempt to avoid attacking Netherlands, Norway and Lelgium, try extending the olive branch.
>>57017515
Estonia and Belgium are the first player casualties of the game.
>>57017730
Can't cede it to Ireland because they're not connected territories
>>57017868
Please do.
>>57017868
Alliance?
>>57017904
what land do you represent
>>57017910
sure, i doubt i'd be able to handle the north
>>57017968
Take middle east
>>57017868
Hey, no hard feelings between us for taking earlier territory?
>>57017904
Who are you?
>>57017968
I take Luxembourg, spills go to France
>>57017904
forgot trip
>>57017920
>you are so mad from winning
>proceeds to shitpost profusely
>>57017945
Lelgium is already dead I can't really stop attacking him, but I will stop attacking the netherlands if you cede me the territories you took from me and get Ireland to stop
>>57017902
Fine, you can have the land I gained from Portugal and I'll ally with you and France to take over Italy. Deal?
>>57017968
Cede Ireland the territory I gained from Portugal
>>57017968
Invade Denmark,
if spills begin taking Finland
>>57017968
move east to Poland, i need to eradicate the jews
>>57018026
>Fine, you can have the land I gained from Portugal and I'll ally with you and France to take over Italy. Deal?
deal!
>>57018022
It's a deal.
>>57017968
Attack Italy
Additionaly, cede France the land I took from them.
>>57018012
>>57017988
forgot my trip, I am france
Netherlands I will stop attacking you if you stop attacking me
lelgium is dead, you have your starting territories+flanders, we have no reason to fight anymore
>>57017968
take over rest of britain
>>57017968
wait I don't understand how did the netherlands get an English territory that is supposed to be my territory. Petition this OP boyslets get #freewalloons trending
>>57018085
sure i can help with the Netherlands after i annex poland
>>57017968
Take the last of Baltics, move to claiming Belraus and Ukraine.
>>57018063
Would you agree to an alliance with the Holy Russian Empire? we've been having a problem with jewish oligarchs, how about we settle this like old times, let's split Poland in half and I extradite the jews to your side :^)
>>57018085
Yeah, that's fine.
>>57018188
thanks
>>57017968
alright after all the ceding is done, attack Switzerland and Northern Italy
RIP LELGIUM
>>57017968
Can I claim switzerland
>>57018138
what happened was despite you having no possible way to get that territory, you lost your mainland territories and then I said to attack the alleged England tile you asked for. I could not cede it to Ireland so the Netherlands took it when they attacked me.
>>57018259
please choose someone else, I am attacking switzerland
>>57018294
Thats bullshit you redirected your roll the Walloons shall live on
OP fix this fuckery
>>57018183
sure, if you take attack from the east i'll go from the west and crush the dirty jews
>>57018335
you can redirect rolls as long as its not autistic
I literally redirected 1T
its too late
>>57018055
do you wanna sign nap?
>>57018085
>>57017968
Fine I claim Austria then
>>57017968
OP, please note:
>>57018375 So you could make the border between me and Germany in Poland noice.
>>57018412
Sure.
>>57018375
NAP?
>>57018433
the boarder will be glorious, let's not have another Berlin wall though
>>57017968
the suffering continues.
>>57018402
You can't redirect them at all. Who defines what is autistic and what isn't? I should still be alive #freewalloons
>>57018582
annex czech and push into poland
>>57018582
Continue to fuck Italy's shit up
>>57018582
take iceland,expand into uk
Can someone make an update on who's at war against whom and who have signed NAP's
>>57018582
OP I though I agreed with the netherlands to stop fighting??? right here >>57018188
can we please fix this through ceding?
attack Switzerland and Northern Italy
>>57018433
Now that Germany is a player, we won't be able to share a border.
>>57018582
I attack however much of the UK I can get without accidentally attacking Ireland
>>57018582
Invade Poland to make a nice border with Germany as stated in pic.
>>57018579
I believe we can come to this agreement:
>>57018667
>>57018582
>>57018676
Forgot trip
>>57018582
Take Slovenia
Just wondering because stupidfag, what's a NAP?
>>57018676
Updating the thing
>>57018582
Finish middle east and take greece and bulgaria
>>57018582
Take finland and if spills, take some of great britain. (please change the color of great britian, or shit will get confusing
>>57018594
I would ask if you have ever played risk but I know you have due to your trip, how fucking stupid do you have to be to have not noticed people redirecting rolls for eons
>>57018579
Sorry, I wasn't able to completely finish it, here it is:
>>57018759
I meant united kingdom
my bad
>>57018717
NAP = none attack policy
>>57018844
It means Non-Agression Pact
>>57018765
Yeah they always try but then there's a shitstorm and the OP doesn't allow it
#freewalloons
>>57018844
Ah, thanks!
>>57018807
this seems like an adequate slip
>>57018876
no there is never a shitstrom unless they ask the OP to redirect like 40Ts
I personally have done it countless times
the only time I ever see shitstorms is from roll sharing and ceding
>>57018811
i think uk is filled by my roll and netherlands
>>57018893
Hey man I don't have any quarrel with you can we agree to an NAP so you can keep me out of you and Russia's plans for global domination
>>57018893
Since you already have Königsberg (Kalilingrad) I slightly adjusted it to your advantage and gave you some more land just so we have a more balanced border.
>>57018731
can we fix our border back to what it was >>57017968 , I thought we agreed to stop attacking each other
>>57018971
I see.
Can you skip turns?
>>57019053
no idea
>>57019053
You can.
>>57019044
We did, I never attacked you after the peace agreement.
>>57019114
Can we fix the border then? back to what it was >>57017968
>>57018731
>>57019044
Don't listen to him friend.
Remember my last parting words
Never trust a frenchman
>>57019131
Yeah, sure. Isn't that up for OP to do, not me?
>>57019160
Mr. spooky this isn't ghostbusters, pls shoo
>>57019219
moar poland
>>57019219
op i got nap with norway,don't think u can give him my northern territory in uk
>>57019091
Do you want what's left of lower UK?
>>57019219
Bulgaria and greece
>>57019219
Continue to expand further into Italy, but only for 6 territories if I roll higher. Any higher than that and I use the rest of the attack to invade Greece from Italy.
>>57019219
Thank OP, continue to attack Italy, prioritize the tiles I highlighted here
>>57017578
would attacking anything in the mediterranian sea from scandinavia be allowed?
>>57019271
sure,for?
>>57019336
A NAP and you get those 2 tiles, deal?
>>57019219
Avenge the Walloons
K I L L F R A N C E
>>57019298
you should attack russia
deus vult
>>57019440
oh goy
>>57019219
Keep taking/splitting lands which are highlighted in this post: >>57019035
>>57019320
That's gonna be a no from me. Sorry.
>>57019478
Turkroach, begone.
>>57019250
Mein good friend da Fuhrer, do you want to help me with the Austrian threat?
>>57019440
Oh shit
>>57019219
Take the 2ts left in britain,attack what is left from italy,if nothing is left attack greece.
give me back my northern territories cause of nap too
>>57019550
NAP?
>>57019305
>>57019405
Well the Walloons are dead, but the spirit lives on.
What do you say we get the ol' kill France team back together and start wreaking havoc?
Who's in?
>>57019538
if you hold them off while i take the east with russia i would be glad to deal with them
forgive me hitler
>>57019586
It means Non-Agression Pact
>>57019219
Invade northern bit of spain
>>57019602
why
you literally joined a turn after they died, I already agreed with these guys to stop fighting
>>57019637
I know what it means, I was asking for one
>>57019636
will do, danke
>>57019602
Nope, I'm allied with France. May I ask, who are you?
>>57019440
Bad idea
>>57019660
Oh, yeah, OK. My bad lol.
>>57019602
I think I'm just going to stay neutral in this.
>>57019660
Any friend of the great Führer is a friend of me, just tell me if you require any assistance.
ProTip: Unless you are the same size or bigger than France, do not join the Kill France team.
>>57019718
Wait, are we still allies or what?
>>57019714
He is Austria
>>57019806
Oh, shit. My bad. Yeah, we're still allies
>>57019636
How about I cede you Slovakia and stay out of the east and in exchange you stay out of meddling with me and france
>>57019832
retake lost land from the austrians
>>57019800
ayy lmao can you help for a second
>>57019832
I think this goes without saying but I'd like to kill france
>>57019808
>Austria
No biggie then, we can fuck him over no problem once Italy is taken over.
Actually, I've already taken my share of Italy, you can take yours and cede it to Ireland while I take care of Austria.
>>57019832
Attack Austria
>>57019832
spain, not ireland.
>>57019832
Keep taking the lands highlighted in: >>57019035
>>57019832
TAke greece if spills albania
>>57019902
I was going to be done with Italy until I encountered the Austrian issue
>>57019832
I pass
>>57019906
Norway my man. It seems you are the only person on the map who isn't in this circle of fellatio surrounding France. How's about you and me join up and win this fight
>>57019832
keep invading spain
>>57019832
attack rest of territories in italy,pass to the other mediterenean side of coast.
fix my territories in spain(nap with norway)
>>57019832
finish with the polish and head south into austrian territory
>>57019832
Who the hell is the red guy in Portugal/Spain?
>>57019906
>>57019975
You fags have too little land to be considered a threat. Give us back the land you've taken and fuck off, then we'll stop.
>>57019832
i am allied with france spain,just letting u know so u don't take their territories
>>57020045
>>Portugal
That's Ireland. The guy who invaded is Norway, he needs to get removed.
Literally everyone who isn't me and Norway is in one circle jerk alliance
>>57020098
Ah, I see.
>>57019842
how about i burn the villages and fields you call home once i end you're reign over the lands you do not deserve
>>57019975
I respectfully decline, for now.
>>57019975
How about you just fuck off and get more allies before attacking a big guy
>>57020124
i am allied with france and russia, this are the closest to me and will help remove the stain you've left on the lands
>>57020210
UUUU
>>57019832
This is becoming too autistic for its own good
>>57020244
time to crash this map
with no survivors
>>57019832
OP, you forgot to cross out Iceland
>>57020273
Remove Norway
>>57020273
Keep invading spain
>>57020273
Take greece spills albania
>>57020273
retake territory lost from the Austrians
>>57020292
why cross our iceland?
>>57020306
Im kekking so bad
>>57020326
Iceland's been conquered by Ireland
>>57020273
Keep taking the lands highlighted in: >>57019035
>>57020273
>spain gets southern italy
>people from england and ireland come to northern spain and galicia and form portugal
>norway gets the basques
i feel like history is repeating itself by watching this
>>57020357
well i am ireland and iceland is green....
>>57020273
Take czech and split austria
>>57020367
Top fucking kek, this game is gold
>>57020384
Yes, hence on the countries list, Iceland should be crossed out in green.
>>57020273
Remove Spain bordering me then fuck up France more
>>57020443
>Mike the kike
what country are u?please put ur color
>>57020273
i attack austria
>>57020409
NAP?
>>57020484
He's Austria, the purple faggot invading France
>>57020484
I'm austria
>>57020273
A quick shout out to all the lurkers ITT: There are still MANY countries available for claiming. Join today!
>>57020595
I think Malta's been taken too.
>>57020595
take back my land from Austria
lmao'ing @ ur lyfe austria
>>57020595
maintain the momentum in SPAIN.
>>57020595
REMOVE NORWAY
Any spills go into fighting Austria in France
>>57020595
continue attacking austria
>>57020640
it hasn't, its still white
>>57020640
Wait, no, I'm wrong. Whoops.
>>57020595
Take bulgaria spills albania n montenegro
>>57020595
Fuck my eastern t's just kill France please
>>57020700
fuggg
guys I think this might be the walloon guy
>shit rng making big guys crumble to austria and norway
>>57020595
Keep taking the lands highlighted in: >>57019035
>>57020595
crush austria
>>57020781
>that pic
haha holy shit
Who's this nigger?
>>57020781
>>57020867
Germany, he is helping us
>>57020867
this nigger is crushing austria
>>57020658
Norway please join the autastic alliance of underdog states. The meme invasions of much larger enemies will be glorious
>>57020901
>>57020911
Topkek, thanks Hitler 2.0
>>57020658
Wait, NAP? Are we not allies? )v;
>>57020595
*deep breaths* Wew!
>>57021027
What do I do with myself
>>57021027
kek spain is literally moor tier now
>>57020927
You do know why that's not possible.
>>57020997
Apologies. Our alliance goes way back.
