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This thread is for the discussion of the language, culture, travel, daily life, etc. of Japan.
Let's tark at randam in Japanese and English. Take it easy!

#Previous Thread>>56975753

Useful Links---
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Real Kana
>http://www.realkana.com/
How to Learn Japanese
>https://docs.google.com/document/d/1jrMXTVapkGlYSyQDwppETbz62ltcknJITQ7ll6bH8QM/edit?pli=1#
100 most common Japanese words
>https://docs.google.com/document/d/1GK7W2AwWsQr5VvgDYRMKSrhTJhDSkB5_jlaVGJks-Hc/pub

次スレを立てる前に必ずスレ立て宣言をして下さい。次スレリンクも忘れずに。
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First for Sweden
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>>57000210
エミーちゃん乙
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Hey you guy, stop insulting me again. I thought you stopped.
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>>57000210
here's a the real link
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1jrMXTVapkGlYSyQDwppyEoTubnzg62jlutciksnJaITbQa7blel6bH8QM/edit?pli=1#
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>>57000312
Fuck off, twat.

>>57000210
Thanks for fixing the links.
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>>57000210
おつです
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お、カーリング銀メダルだ
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>>57000210

Cute French cat
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高速道路からコストコを見かけた
メッチャでかい
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>>57000210


明石が先制点入れたで
この調子で頑張りやー
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I am going to be interning in a science laboratory (english-language lab) in Japan for the summer.

What should I expect for the work culture? Do people joke around with their bosses at all? Is it ok for me to email/talk to them with questions if needed, or should I ask someone else? Are there any work customs I should be aware of?

I heard that it's a custom to bring gifts for your boss and coworkers if you go on a trip. Would it be appropriate/good for me to bring a gift from home for them?
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んola.
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>>57000564
nola.
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パチンコってそっちのチンコだよね
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>>57000564
Olá
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>>57000555
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uC4AUyju7k
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Je suis une poupee de cire
mon coeur est grave dans mes postes de merde
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>>57000564
ほla
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>>57000655
>> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uC4AUyju7k

Context?
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can you really catch the difference between right and light?
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>Somewhere in Peru, a poor, brown, fat, manlet, mestizo is working on his family's farm.

>He only earns $3 per day

>He tilts his sombrero "ay ay ay, someday me can go to korea ja?" he says, as he looks up at the hot sun, as he puts a taco in his mouth
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>>57000771
Yes
can you really catch the different r/l sounds in ら・り・る・れ・ろ
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we japanese must consider to stop eating rice at the every meal. for,it is the insulin spiking carbohydrate that is very bad for the healthy.

we japanese are becoming skinny-fat bodies. and rice is the part of problems. my friend,even though he is skinny, has recently become infected with the diabetes. it is because he eat nothing but rice since his teenhood.

what do we japanese think? let us discuss
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>>57000775
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imtHfxYhzp4
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>>57000819
all sound r I think...
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>>57000819
Yes
can you really rub a ginger's belly and get granted 3 wishes?
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>>57000819
la ri lu re ro ?
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>>57000908
something like that, yeah
I can't pronounce them at all though
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>>57000841

>2017
>seoul, korea
>Peruvian male, 24 years old, found dead by OD of sleeping pills
>suicide note reads, "even in death, white males win and get all the women. there is no peace for a brown man"
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>>57000564
のla
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>>57001063
do you believe him? the whole racism and hooker fucker thing is a character
he is just a bored loser that doesn't have any friends. he didn't go out with that Korean girl in China and didn't fuck any hookers.
he's a liar
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>>57001324

i thought you said you found his Instagram account. post it already
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>>57001373
no it was a different peruvian nigger who went to the same uni
I could find out his name though if I wrote one of his shanghai classmates. I have some of their facebook and instagram profiles
they even have a facebook group
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>>57001473
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I wish I could get self suck by 60yo
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>>57001653
that white girl and some of the asians lived together in a house or something
they have their own site where they share pictures of parties
parties you weren't invited to
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>average life on an english teacher

>wake up at 7am unsatisfied with your life
>take the packed train to work(the fare is half of your wage)
>arrive at work
>lose your dignity by teaching kids
>Japs spread rumors about you
>Be a performer monkey for the rest of the day
>Come home to your sharehouse
>Realize you're in your late 20s and should have a house by now
>get depressed
>watch degenerate anime because you're a huge weeb
>meanwhile you can hear the sounds of chad pounding some random japanese girl he talked to 1 hour ago through the paper thin walls
>Wonder how you're going to eat as you've no money
>Wonder how you're going to fly home, as you have no savings

such a great life
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>>57001804

do you hate Japanese or English teacher? make up your mind nigel
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>>57001745

how much is peru bullshitting? he probably fucked one hooker, but never had any friends in shanghai or went out on dates. he's just trolling about white people and Japanese?
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>>57001867
I hate both.

Especially english teachers who try to preach about their """""""""""""""""""great"""""""""""""""""""" life
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>>57001925
everything he says is bullshit.
I think he's just very bored and too afraid to go outside.
I'm not projecting
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ポケモンが好き? 好きなポケモンは何ですか?
私の好きなポケモンはグラードンとジュカインです
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明石vs平安、延長戦に入ってしもた
後攻が有利やけど、きばりいや
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I have decided to leave this thread
I want to continue blogging about my life and dreams so I created my own blog
I enjoyed my time with you but now it's time to say goodbye
I hope you can visit my blog someday and write some nice comments
http://chrishateswriting.com
sayonara
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>>57002004
たくさんポケモンとエッチしたい
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>>57002004
ジュペッタとシザリガー
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>>57002164
私も
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>>57002164
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>はちくま Hachikuma
I knew this buzzard eats killer bees.
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>>57002559
>beebear
おもろい
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>>57002567
ピカピカ
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>>57002680
そう。漢字で蜂熊と書く。
熊は痛みに耐えながらハチの巣を襲うが、この鳥はハチに襲われても平気で食う。
昨日のテレビ番組で観た。
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二酸化炭素
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>>57002567
卑猥ですね
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あああああああああああ
延長12回サヨナラ負けや
でもお互いミスもなく、締まったええ試合やったで
明石も平安も両チームともお疲れ様さん
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寿司食べたいわ
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>>57003154
神戸の人かな?
でもここまで勝ち進むだけすごいと思うわ
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He ganado
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>>57000840
We Japanese must eat ever more rice.
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>>57003347
>more rice
Fatty
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お休みません
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>>57003508
What will you eat instead of rice? Bread? Pasta?
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>>57003550
お休みください
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>>57003576
そういうコテハン流行ってるの?
あいうえおかきくけこみたいな
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>>57003576
Hamburgers, like the Americans.
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アニメ
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>>57003576
this is rice bread, popular in japan.
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>>57004187
歯が割れそう
見た目よりも柔らかいの?
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>>57003261
>>57003261
もしかして京都ニキですか?
違ったらごめん
高校やきう好きの元神戸人です
次も平安と智弁学の関西対決やで
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>>57004165
Let's do your best again today alright.
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>>57004357
毎日
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自分の県が残っていない状態で自分と同じ地方同士が当たった場合どちらを応援すべきなん
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First time in this thread ever.
Good night.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGUsqIPurNQ
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ネギトロ巻食べたいわぁ
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>>57004516
俺にもちょうだいね
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>>57004211
やわらかいよ。普通のパンよりもちもちした感じ。
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>>57004408
より近い方か思い入れのある方でいいと思う
俺は元兵庫県民だから、兵庫>大阪>京都>奈良=滋賀>和歌山おまけで三重の順で応援してる
今年の春は西日本が強いわ
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俺はホットドッグを三個食べたばかりだ。
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>>57005059
食べ過ぎ
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>>57005059
お腹いっぱいになったかい
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This Japanese international student studying in Canada told me she had a boyfriend, after I took her on a date. But recently she broke up with him for another guy, so her new boyfriend is Korean. I thought Japanese girls loved gaijin. (Asians don't count)
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今日の桜(´Д`)
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日本人になりたい
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お腹すいた………
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>>57005212
>she had a boyfriend, after I took her on a date

How come women can do that so casually like if it's totally okay?
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>>57005212
I have a question
are
you the
pinoy
dude ?
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>>57005229
火星人になりたい
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>>57005229
背が縮んで鼻が低くなるが
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>>57005258
All women are sluts, that's why.

>>57005262
Fuck, I tried not to make it look like I was. But yeah I am.
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>>57004165
What anime do you like?
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What does Japanese high school girl like?
She will stay my home for 3days so what should i do?
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すごく気になる質問があります。

アメリカではSlickdealsと言うセールを総合するサイトがあるんです。色々な人が良い値段のセールを投稿して、セールが良かったら他のユーザが投票します。

日本ではこのようなサイトは無いのでしょうか?
価格。Comは知っていますが、あれはただの価格比較サイトですので、ヤバイセールがあったら役に立ちません。 もちろん日本に企業がやってるセール一覧サイトはあると思いますが、やっぱりユーザーが投稿するセールじゃないとセールの良さに納得できません。

http://slickdeals.net/

2Chanでも探してみましたが、何も見つけていません。

日本語が苦手ですみません。スペルミスなど教えて下さい。
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>>57005299
whats wrong with hookers bro ?
pls stop suffering for sex
I know its hard to compete against the white men specially when you are in their land
trust me, just go and fuck an asian hooker, you will grow a lot and see the world different after than event
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>>57005336
Are you a visitor or a resident?
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>>57005336
>>57005462
Sorry, I mean "is she a visitor or a resident?"
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>>57005354
聞いた事ないですね。
そのようなサイトを作ってはいかがですか?
もしかしたら人気になって、お金持ちになれるかもしれませんよ。;^)
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>>57005212

>Kim Park doesn't know what he's dating a slut

I bet she'll leave him for a nigger next week, then a white guy the next
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>>57005354
>>57005492
あれは会社づくりのいい機会かも。

そもそも日本でユーザの投票に基づいたサイトはあんまり知らない。俺知ってるのは srad と leddit だけ。両方ももともとアメリカのサイトだ。
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おっぱいよう皆さん
お現木ですか
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>>57005859
おはいお
元気だぜ
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>>57005354
探したけどないですね
でもすごく売れてるサイトは楽天かAmazonか価格コムかヤフオクなので、そこの売れ筋ランキングを多くの人が見てると思います。
激安情報だとほとんどmade in Chinaが出てくるので
多くの人がratingと購入者が多い商品を求めてるね。
例えば、私は「楽天ランキング」をよく見てます。
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>>57005480
Visitor
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>>57005929
slickdeals のようなサイトは売れ筋ランキングじゃなくて、一時的なセールやクーポンやリベートなどの記事が多い。
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>>57005354
Slickdeals面白いサイトだね
でも、最安値かどうか再度自分で調べないといけなさそう。
あと、fakeや業者の宣伝であふれそう

日本の鬼女に、すぐ見破られて流行らないと思う
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coffee give me diarrhea all day
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>>57006040
雪印を飲むんだった
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さぁて勉強するか
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>>57006204
ここで勉強できないですぜ
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>>57006029
Maybe she enjoys shopping for Korean cosmetics.
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>>57006033
そこだとたくさんのサイトに個人情報登録しなければならないし、
送料も毎回調べるのか
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>>57006204
何の?
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くろい人は人外かな

もちろんとおもいます
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>>57006450
ブラジル好き?
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>>57006428
女体の神秘について
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お、認証が日本語表記になってる。
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>>57006502
えええええ

ブラジルは国のくそだ
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>>57006548
女体に神秘などない、食って糞して寝る、ただそれだけだ。
あ、子供産むのはすごいと思う。
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>>57006569
黄色い人はどうですか?
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>>57006278
個人情報はメールしかいらない、適当に使い捨てのメールで登録できる。

送料の差はあるけど、一般的には多くない。
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>>57006590
日本の女の子が好きです
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>>57005059
>三個
三本だね
長いものは「本」
丸いものは「個」
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>>57001473
kek
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I am in Japan. This hotel room is pretty small but good for one person. Anyone else here and free the next couple days?
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>>57007434
Pic please.
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>>57007434
Anyone else in Japan, you ask? Why, yes. Many of us are in Japan.
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>>57007434
It's a huge sign of failure a country has to resort to tourism. What ever happened to sakoku?
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>>57007536
People are learning Chinese to sell rice cookers and nappies to Chinese.
Kill me.
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>>57007612
Just wait for the day the wao of japan has to go kowtow so japan can sell rice cookers and nappies to the Chinese.
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>>57007612
Are those rice cookers made in China?
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>>57007873
Yeah...but their retailers can't be trusted.
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I'm a Japanese female (kawaii) teacher! >///<
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今日はかなり特別の日だ。
いよいよ、VRの到着が来たのだ!
これはまさに新しい時代、すなわち仮想技術の時代の始まりだ!
人類は進歩の至りへまた一歩進んでる!
めっちゃめでたい日だ、まったく
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Can foreigners fully understand japanese culture at some point and integrate it ?
Or will japanese people pretend to integrate them but hate them in secret ?

Genuinely curious.
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>>57007998
show some proof.
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>>57007998
Do you mean you are a teacher and you teach kawaii female Japanese?
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>>57008096
Can foreigners fully understand French culture?
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>>57008120
No he teaches about kawaii females to the Japanese.
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>>57008094
ひきこもりが捗るな
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>>57007612
I don't get what's wrong with that.
A high quality Made in Japan rice cooker can make a bigger impact on international relations than both foreign affairs and trade ministries.
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>>57008138
Yes, of course.
People will happily help if you ask them questions about it.

To be fully integrated in France you have to speak perfect french tho, but that's pretty much it.
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>>57008094
キリトさん
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I'm Audrey Hepburn.
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>>57008221
これは引きこもりだけじゃなく人全員の祝うべきことだ
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>>57008231
Most of the electric appliances are commoditized and they don't need to be made in Japan to guarantee their qualities.
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>>57008332
明晰夢を見る練習をしています。
できるようになれば、VRの機械を買う必要はありません。
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How do you guys feel about filthy frank ? Is he an embarrassment to your country ?
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>>57008269
What about someone from a strange religion who speaks "perfect" French but doesn't celebrate the typical French festivals or special occasions and doesn't much like French food? Is he really French?
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>>57008397
Isn't he an American?
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>>57008439
1/2 Japanese, 1/2 Aussie
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>>57008388
たしかに明晰夢もすごいけど、他人につながることができない。VRだけはともかく、VR+インターネット=ほぼ無限の可能性
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>>57008526
>他人につながる
VRの中でも私はきっとコミュ障…(´・ω・`)
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>>57008414
1 Religion has nothing to do with being french, that said, people appreciate you keeping your beliefs to yourself (we are open to debate about it but that's not something you will bring up in the middle of a conversation)
2 We don't have that much festivals and don't really celebrate them, celebrations are birthdays and christmas but that's about it (you can drink champagne for the fireworks at 14th of July if you want)
3 French food is really diverse, there's no way you can't like "french food" as a whole

That said, being french in the paperwork sense of things has nothing to do with these. In a more general way, every french will give you a different definition about "being french" and will stick to it.

But that's a japan thread so I'd prefer an answer to my question
>>57008096
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>>57007434
At least explain where you are.

I'm in Kyoto and have a bit of free time in the coming weeks. I could guide you for a bit.

where are you from? Do you speak any language other than english?
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>>57008612
What about a black African Mohammedan who refuses to eat much French food and refuses to celebrate Christmas?

I think he would be not French, just as he would be not Australian or not Japanese.

Actually I did try answer your question by encouraging you to think for yourself. Since you are relcutant to do so, I will tell you: A first-generation migrant can never be fully integrated in to any culture. They might be able to exist happily in the same society, but they will never belong to the host culture in any authentic sense. As for later generations, it depends on mixing, upbringing, etc..

This is true regardless of the nation in question. So you have your answer for Japan, as well.
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>>57008094
マジで?
今日?
どこ?
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日本語を勉強してるうちに母国語を忘れてしまいそう
こないだなんか自分の発したギリシャ語に違和感とも言える感覚を覚えてしまったくらいなんだ
母国語を外国語視してしまうと元も子もないから、たまには息抜き程度に母国語で読書でもしよう
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>>57008761
Yeah, I smelled your reeky /pol/tard ass from miles away, yet I tried to answer your question in a civilized manner.

I advice you to confront real people and explain them your ideology in details, I would gladly puch you in the face and watch you curl up in a ball with pain.
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>>57008798
世界中。http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/news/oculus-rift-launch-shipping-date-vr-vive-games-release-a6952526.html
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>>57008826
>日本語を勉強してるうちに母国語を忘れてしまいそう
それはないからよ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QeBHl1PbhDQ
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>>57008841
>I would gladly puch you in the face and watch you curl up in a ball with pain.
How about you come to Australia and punch me then you cuck fuck.
Nothing personnel kid.
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外人さんお願いです。。。
イースターを日本に広めないでください。。。(;ー;)
もし広めたらアニメと漫画で君たちの国の文化も侵略しちゃうんだからね!
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>>57008929
そのうち勝手に日本でウサギと卵のコスプレしてエッグハンティングのイベントが渋谷で行われるさ。
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>>57008867
使わなくなったら忘れるんじゃないか?まったく分からなくなることは無いだろうが。漢字とかかも書く機会が減ってるから忘れる
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>People are learning Chinese to sell rice cookers and nappies to Chinese.
>Kill me.
どういうことだ?
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>>57008929
なぜイースターがだめなの?
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>>57008970
インターネットのせいで
すべてが変わる
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>>57008929
西洋のお祝いを日本で広めているのは外人だと思ってるの?
日本の企業の欲張りをなめるなよ
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>>57008761
>possible for later gen immigrants to be fully integrated but impossible for first gen
Confirmed xenophile. Please take a trip outside your island of shitposters one day.
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>>57009008
>オムツと炊飯器を売るために中国語を学んでる人がいる。
>あまりにも馬鹿らしくて死ぬ方がいい。
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Teaching English in a foreign country is a noble profession.
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>>57009073
少なくとも俺が昔通ってた英会話教室の外人はイースターを広めることに必死だったぞ
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>>57009174
その教師達はアメリカ人じゃなかっただろうね
なぜなら、アメリカ人はイースターを祝わない
どうも卵が禁止されているようだ
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>>57009157
日本の経済を支える人々をばかにするかい
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やべえ、おそ松さんはクソ面白い
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>>57009229
I didn't make that comment. I translated because the other anon was asking.
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>>57009269
わかった。 Then it's a comment for the other anon.
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>>57009259
来週で最終回だよな
はたしてみんな自立できるのか
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>>57009099
>Confirmed xenophile. Please take a trip outside your island of shitposters one day.
Wait what?
>>
Weeabooが集まるスレはここですか?
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>>57009157
サンクス
俺の英語能力がカスのようだ…
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What will I eat tonight..?
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>>57009323
> NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS
> You don't like strangers do you ?
> HOW DARE YOU ?
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>>57007434
Sorry, meant I'm in Tokyo for the next few days. I'll be heading to the middle of nowhere in iwate prefecture after that

>>57007473
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>>57009372
>xenophile

Isn't French supposed to be a Latinate language?
Are you even French, Abdullah?
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>>57008861
買ったのはSteamのやつ?

もっとも、君がプレイしたいソフトは
BethesdaやRock Starじゃなくて
これだろう
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>>57009479
否定しないわい

いや両方がいいと思う
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>>57008867
忘れることもあると主張してる動画なんだけど?
そもそも使わない知識は忘れ去られるものだって常識だろ
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I WISH I WAS JAPANESE

I HATE MY LIFE
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あああああ白人女とイチャイチャしてええええええええ
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>>57009654
Your life hasn't finished.
Be a Japanese from now.
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>>57008826
ギリシャに住んでる日本人だと思ってたぜ
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>>57009174
He must like boiled eggs.
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>>57009668
ラッキーやつ
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>>57009901
してえ=したい
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>>57009969
>したい
ラッキーやつ
日本人女性が一番です。
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>>57009668
俺は日本人女がしたい
もう白人女を靡かした
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フィン太郎はいなくなってちょっと寂しいな

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5jO-orwaQE
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おはようございます、みんなは元気ですか?
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>>57010050
清楚な日本人女は渡さねーよ
お前らはビッチとヤってろ
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>>57010093
>ビッチとヤってろ
そもそも外人男性に興味があるのはビッチだけだろう
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>>57009969
無性で欲望の快楽を知らない人が多少いる。イチャイチャしたいという気持ちがあるということだけでラッキーだよw
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>>57010093
>劣等感
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>>57010084
おはようございます。最近寒いけど、元気です。イギリスではEasterは何して祝うの?
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>>57010136
言われてみたらそうだな
てか日本人男に興味ある外国人女ももしかしてビッチばっかり?
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4chan always
There are fucking Polish.
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>>57010084
おはいお
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>>57010084
ぬこかわええ
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>>57010243
Not much, was just mum and me, we didn't see family. Had roast lamb on Easter Sunday though.

What about you?

Too rusty to try saying that Japanese sorry desu
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There is no Easter in Japan!
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>>57010563
チョコレート好きじゃないの?
>>
Is it worth finding a more shitty job in JP just so I could be within the country to apply for jobs I actually want?
I could be a fucking teacher for a year, I guess, but I'm IT.
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>>57010265
>外人男性に興味があるのはビッチ
日本に関する話だけではなく、どの国から見てもそうだというつもりだった
一般のビッチだけじゃないかもしれないけどね

特に日本に関しては、ウィアブーやアスペルガーっぽいかまってちゃんが多いような気がする
肉食でもないが、甘えたり態と騙されたりするような、軽い女でも、ビッチと言っていいな
あと、女性らしくないから男性に嫌われている女はビッチじゃなくても外国の男に興味を持つんだろう

言うまでも無いと思うが、例外もある
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イースターやクリスマスプディングみたいなものは大概ハリー・ポッターを読んで知った
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>>57010716
美味しくないから忘れてもいいよ
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>>57010702
泣いた
清楚な白人美女とイチャイチャしたい人生だった
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>>57010354
It sounds delicious, my favorite meat is lamb. We do not celebrate Easter, and Japan is filled with Sakura and Sakura things in this season.
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>>57010759
くる・・・VRくる
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>>57010759
韓国に行って、ロシア人売春婦と遊べばいいじゃないか
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>>57010759
>白人美女
無理
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Why are Japanese electronic the best? This is especially so for headphones.

Why do a larger proportion of the Japanese population care about quality?
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>>57010610
Chocolate and Easter isnt tied.
So there is no familiar Easter.
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>>57010869
それは魅力的だが、韓国の衛生は信用できない。
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俺の妹がこんなに可愛いわけがない
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>>57010886
死にまーす
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>>57010851
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純粋な日本に興味を持つ可愛い白人の女性がいっぽいおるんや
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>>57011092
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>>57010265
いや日本人の彼氏を作りたがる女はビッチじゃなくてメンヘラばかり
黒人とアラブ人を相手にするのがビッチ
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have you ever had a dream where you have genocided an entire race of people?

I have, can you guess which race I genocided?
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>>57010896
>care about quality
Because it's easier than coming up with an entirely new technology.
Don't make me say it...it hurts.
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>>57011248
清楚で日本好きなフランスの女の子いないの?(ToT)
この子みたいな
https://youtu.be/4dnYqJUf9u4
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>>57011248
黒人やアラブ人ってセックスうまいのかな
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>>57011469
「アニメの影響で」
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>>57011495
あいつらとヤると、父親が怒るから、ビッチはそうする
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何人でもいいからかわいい女の子と付き合いたい………
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>>57011552
え、それってビッチじゃなくてただの反抗期じゃね
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>>57011469
japan is great for tourism, but do you notice how they never have these shows for people LIVING and working in Japan?

That's because they're all depressed that they have to live in such a shithole country and work 50 hours a day.
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>>57011581
嫌がることはしたがる
あまのじゃくだな
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>>57011383
I'm not sure what it is.

Please say it.
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>>57011581
一生残る傷だから、
反抗「期」はおかしい
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>>57011660
No, 'it' was what I already said.
English is hard...
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>>57011581
というか大抵のビッチは反抗でやってるんじゃないか
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てかさ、何でビッチはダメなの?
ビッチなら、絶対ワンチャンあるんでしょ?
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>>57011706
へえ、じゃあ奴らがセックスがうまいってわけじゃないのか
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>>57011589
japan and korea have laxer immigration restrictions (but much harsher asylum restrictions) than western countries but still no-one from here wants to go work 15 hours a day in a poorer country. loser english teachers maybe who have emotional attachments that make poorer living conditions worth it.

though internet weebs are quick to spin it the other way
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>>57011589
Go home undeveloped country
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>>57011726
まあ正直白人とセックスしてみたいだけだから病気さえ持ってなければビッチでもいいんだけどねwwww
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>>56999720
午前中に聞いてきた人今いるか分からないけど、2chのパンツってのは悪名高いクソコテキチガイのことだよ。2008年に逮捕されて有名になった。
まずはこの動画を見てくれ。
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIyqLB0k-ic
それと当時の反応とか。
http://blog.livedoor.jp/dqnplus/archives/1151718.html
http://blog.livedoor.jp/googleyoutube/archives/50860783.html
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>>57011818
セックスしたいだけなら日本でもやれるじゃないか
プロはダメなのか
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>>57011552
>>57011529
これな
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>>57011855
やっぱり一般人とヤりたくね?
金払うの嫌だし
>>
アニメが好きで日本人と付き合いたいってなんかこえーわ
普通に大学とか職場で知り合った結果付き合うならわかるけど
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>>57011876
煩悩丸出しだなww
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>>57011818
そう
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>>57011726
結婚に相応しくないから時間の無駄だ
汚いものに触ると、自分も汚れてしまう
性病のリスクが高い
などの理由で、ビッチを避ける事を進める

>>57011818
結婚せずに?
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>>57011726
>ワンチャン
???
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>>57012007
ワンチャンスってこと
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>>57011818
フランスでアニヲタが集まるところに行ってみ
キモいけど簡単にできるだろう
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これはかわいいチンポちゃんとひどいマンコくんの物語です
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>>57012084
フランスとか遠いわ、せめて新幹線で行ける範囲にしてくれ
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>>57012126
>米
アメリカ
>>
ワンチャンとかいう用語を流暢につかうアフリカ人が怖いです
なんとなく
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>>57012182
mistake
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>>57012153
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今日彼女と嫌な話した
彼女が俺と付き合うようになった前に若干と40代の太ってちょっと禿げたおじさんとセックスした。お金をもらったこともないみたい。それはそれで気持ち悪くなったが、最近おじさんが彼女に[また会いたい、彼氏ばれなきゃいいよ]みたいなメッセージを送ったと彼女が俺に伝えた

もうどうすればいいのかわからんくて
彼女がこれをすべておれに打ち明けたのは嬉しいけど、もう彼女のことが少し不安に思う

どうすればいい?
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>>57012126
くそ物語ようだな
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>>57011876
そうだね。
女が興奮しないと自分も興奮できないから。
だから一般人女性の方がマシ(ビッチでも。
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>>57012084
ジャパンエキスポとか?
フランスのナンパってどうやるの?
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>Went out shopping today
>Loaded everything into my gucci messenger bag
>Mfw when the soft velvety bag constantly slapped against my butt as I walked

Silky soft bags are the best
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>>57012211
これwww
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>>57012287
man you're such a faggot
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>>57012211
ウェーイ系大学生だなww
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>>57012232
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>>57012232
>彼女が俺と付き合うようになった前にセックスした
その女は傷物だ
男なら捨てるんだ
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>>57012287
Fucking rich
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>>57012287
新しいフェチですか?
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>>57011248
>いや日本人の彼氏を作りたがる女はビッチじゃなくてメンヘラばかり
>黒人とアラブ人を相手にするのがビッチ

ヤンデレならいいな
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>>57012287
じゃないちゃんはMなの?
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>>57012320
Got a problem with that?

>>57012374
I think so yeah
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>>57012232
んなもんお前のチンポと相談しろや
俺なんか付き合ってる最中に寝取られたんやぞ
しかしその女もアホやな なんでいちいちそんな事彼氏に報告せなあかんねん
これからしっかり注意しといた方がええよ 多分浮気するで
>>
>>57012232
全然問題がないじゃないか

付き合った前のことはあなたには関係ないし、最近のメッセージの件で彼女は忠誠さを証明したし。一体何が不安だ?
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>>57012287
>LV
>Gucci

if you're gonna buy designer, stop buying pleb-tier brands
>>
>>57012443
>忠誠さを証明
そうだろうか…本質的な不誠実さを告白したのではないだろうか?
>>
>>57012232
安心して
あのおっさんのちんこはきっとちっちゃいし。
彼女はそんなチンとやりたくないだろう?
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>>57012443
>付き合った前のことはあなたには関係ないし
KEKLIFE
U
C
K
L
I
F
E
>>
日本人が一番ナンパしやすい白人女がいる国ってどこ?
>>
>>57012232
釣りだろw

>>57012257
>ジャパンエキスポとか?
そう
>フランスのナンパってどうやるの?
さーw

>>57012400
実際にヤンデレになりそうなのがいるよ
>>
>>57012561
白人ナンパしてyoutubeにうpして白人たちを炎上させてほしい。
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>>57012530
>あのおっさんのちんこはきっとちっちゃいし。
おっさんなめんな
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>>57012561
日本
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そんなもんあるわけねぇだろ
>>
俺の妻の息子は俺と一緒旅行に行きたいですが、妻は上司とのビジネス旅行が終わったまでを待つべきかな?

もう1週間伸ばしたから、ちょっと心配です。
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>>57012480
You realize how may pens I could buy instead of buying a birkin?

Besides Hermes do not really do mens bags

What kind of might Chinese brands do you suggest?
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>>57012561
天国
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>今日彼女と嫌な話した
>彼女が俺と付き合うようになった前に若干と40代の太ってちょっと禿げたおじさんとセックスした。お金をもらったこともないみたい。それはそれで気持ち悪くなったが、最近おじさんが彼女に[また会いたい、彼氏ばれなきゃいいよ]みたいなメッセージを送ったと彼女が俺に伝えた
>>
>>57012615
正直俺180cmのイケメンだから体さえ鍛えれば結構イケる自信ある
白人炎上させたろwww
>>
>>57012742
マジで楽しみにしとるからの!
>>
>>57012639
整形女は興味ねーから帰りなw
>>
>>57012742
俺より背が高いなw
>>
>白人コンプ登場
>>
>>57012742
顔出しか勇気あるな
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>>57012796
白人がmuh dickされて怒った顔がみてみたい
>>
DTをなめるな
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>>57012742
金持ちに限る
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>>57012742
>>
>>57012680
>>57012585

いいえ、今日本当にあった
彼女の判断力が最初から怪しかったが今日は確実に俺が取り返しのつけない間違いをしたなと思った
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>>57012742
>>
>>57012836
やだ……DTがいるわ…………
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>>57012846
フフフ
僕は医学部生だから金なら心配ないのだよ
>>
>>57012906
医学生だと・・・
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>>57012865
ウソちゃうわwww
こんなとこでウソついてもどうしようもない
>>
>>57012927
そういう設定な
>>
>>57012287
Det där lät smått bög favä
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>>57012927
いぇっす
今はまだ金ないけど将来は日本男児として金の力で白人女屈服させてくるわww
>>
俺だって、こう見えてジャニーズだぞ
>>
なんかくせぇから次スレ立てるわ
>>
I'll make the next thread.
>>
if money its power then we need more money in hands of non-whites
>>
>>57012991
仕事に忙殺されてそんなこと考える暇もなくなる呪いをかけた
>>
名古屋の電車で鳥の鳴き声うるっせえええー
>>
>>57013072
Next Thread
>>57013080>>57013080>>57013080

...I'm sorry I put a wrong reference to the preceding thread...
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>>57013110
それが一番心配
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>>57013129
チッ
>>
>Can we review the budget now, or should we wait till later?
>Let's find out when Sally can join us.

Can somebody fluent in English explain why there's a "can" in the second sentence?
Does it work without the "can" or will it change the meaning?
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>>57013212
サリーが都合的に予算の話にいつ参加できるかを知ってからにしよう
So you need the can
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>>57012287
そのカキコを読んでいろんな感情が湧いてきたんだが、まとめて言葉にしようとしたら俺の頭には「死ね」という二文字しか浮かんでこなかった
>>
>>57013338
>>57013212
The fist sentences asks whether we should have the talk now or later. If you remove the can from the second sentence, Sally will decide whether we have the talk now or later. If you leave the can in, the person is saying let's not talk now. Let's talk when Sally can join.
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>>57013492
>If you remove the can from the second sentence, Sally will decide whether we have the talk now or later.
If you remove the "can" from the second sentence it is no longer a complete sentence.
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>>57013535
I guess I automatically add the s to join when I imagined it without the can. I think this is what he means. Let's find out when Sally joins.
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>>57013492
Either way they'll wait for Sally to come and decide, right? It doesn't really change the meaning then?
Sorry I'm still confused.
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>>57013794
Not exactly.
Let's find out when Sally can join us.
The person who says this has already made a decision. He decided to have the talk later. Remember the original question is shall we talk now or later.

Let's find out when Sally joins us.
The person who says this will let Sally decide whether they talk. Now or later.

Sally may be in another room and is on her way over to the meeting. So if she comes right away she can still decide whether they talk now or later. See the difference?
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>>57013794
"Let's find out when Sally can join us."
This means, "Let's contact Sally and ask when she will be available (so that we can review the budget then)."

"Let's find out when Sally joins us."
This means, "Let's wait for Sally, and when she joins us, we'll find out if we can review the budget now."
As with the alternatives I mentioned in my response in the next thread, this is different to "can". Although grammatically correct, it doesn't really make sense. What are you going to find out from Sally? When she can join you? But you're going to wait for her to join you, so you'll already have found out.
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>>57013914
>>57013927
Okay I get the difference. So it does change the meaning and it doesn't sound natural without the can.
Thank you a lot!
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bNshHG1mXg
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シュルツって芝しってる先生以上に意味不明な4コマ書いてたんだな
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>>57016030
笑いどころ見当たらねえw
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