Knock yourself out
Turkish:
Seni Türk şeytanı lanet olası iblisin kardeşi ve refakatçısı, Lucifer'in kâtibi. Sen ne biçim zebani beyisin, çıplak götünle bile bir kirpi öldüremezsin. Şeytanın sıçtığını ordun yer. Seni orospu çocuğu, asla Hıristiyan oğullarını tebaana alamazsın; ordundan korkumuz yoktur, ister karada ister denizde seninle cenk ederiz ananı da sikeriz.
Seni Babil'in bulaşıkçısı, Makedonya'nın tekerlekçisi, Kudüs'ün biracısı, İskenderiye'nin keçi sikicisi, Yukarı ve Aşağı Mısır'ın domuz çobanı, Ermenistan'ın dişi domuzu, Podolya'nın canisi, Orta Asya'nın ibnesi, Kamenets'in cellatı ve tüm dünyanın ve cehennemin soytarısı, Tanrımızın nezdinde soytarı, Yılan'ın torunu ve sikimizin ağrısı. Domuzun burnu, kısrağın götü, mezbaha iti, vaftiz edilmemiş kaş, kendi anasını siken.
Kazaklar böyle der, seni aşağılık herif. Hıristiyan domuzları bile güdemeyeceksin. Şimdi sadede gelelim, tarihi bilmiyoruz takvimimiz de yok; gökyüzünde mehtap var ve yıl da kitapta yazar; orda hangi günse o gündür burada da; öp götümüzü emi!
-- Koşovi Ataman İvan Sirko, Zaporojya Hostu ile birlikte.
b-bump
Happy easter lads :DD
And to those not celebrating, happy sunday!
>>56967484
>not celebrating easter
I would fucking hang these people
>>56967029
Read it !
>>56967860
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qG6Gn9Hb5B
>>56967556
even my uni celebrates is desu, but only because there are many foreign teachers.
>>56967556
I don't give a flying vagina about the fact that the zombie hath risen. Got a problem with it, Marcin?
>>56967029
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LSGeeFQKDk
I gave it a shot, r8
>>56968965
>say's he is slovak
>just as atheist as the Czechoeuphoric republic
>>56969036
>just as atheist
Hold it there, lad.
>>56969022
10/10
>>56967556
Wtf I hate america now!
>>56969129
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRB8Jor8tPs
>>56968660
I thought maybe by listening to you I could give it a shot but no kek.
>>56969129
this version doesn't look as good as this one
>>56969168
I wanted to replicate the accent of a turk, but I wasn't sure, then I remembered, hairy, fat, disgusting, usually throw feces, sorry "kebab" at eachother, and the Bulgars are just slavophone Turks, so you must be gorillas.
>>56969214
wouldn't blame you, turkish is hard as hell.
hit me up with something french fa.m
>>56969273
a bit rude lad
>>56969022
A deer in heat?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s00E9xOLZSjZ
>>56969418
truth is painful m80
:^>
>>56969418
>people always think their own language is the hardest in the world
>special snowflake language
Turkish is hard to learn if you do not speak a language that is related to it, (English, Spanish etc.) But if you know azerbaizjani it is a lot easier.
>>56967484
I'm not celebrating easter now.
>>56969515
because Azerbaijani is pretty much the same langauge, I can easily understand their news channels or tv shows.
and how many people outside Azerbaijan speak Azerbaijani anyway?
>>56969608
I just meant to say your language is not hard for everyone, there are a lot of turkic languages, and even languages like Japanese, Korean and mongolian have some veeeeery distant relation to turkish.
you're not special.
>>56969418
Here you go homeboy. You don't have to read it all, it's not the easiest I could pick.
"Il n'avait jamais vu un avion de près. Celui-ci était de dimensions énormes. Trop grand pour les hommes. Trop lourd pour le ciel. Déchiqueté, rompu, il gisait sur le ventre, dans la neige, telle une bête blessée à mort. Le nez de l'appareil s'était aplati contre un butoir rocheux. L'une des ailes, arrachée, avait dû glisser le long de la pente. L'autre n'était plus qu'un moignon absurde, dressé, sans force, vers le ciel. La queue s'était détachée du corps, comme celle d'un poisson pourri. Deux larges trous béants, ouverts dans le fuselage, livraient à l'air des entrailles de tôles disloquées, de cuir lacérés et de fers tordus. Une housse de poudre blanche coiffait les parties supérieures de l'épave. Par contraste, les flancs nus et gris, labourés, souillés de traînées d'huile, paraissaient encore plus sales. La neige avait bu l'essence des réservoirs crevés. Des traces d'hémorragie entouraient la carcasse."
>>56969515
That's not the case with our language, every Greek dialect is so different that you can't understand Modern Greek from it, in other words, it's a very adaptable language, too adaptable 2bh.
>>56969665
>muh dialects
yeah they are called Greek and Turkish
>>56969518
Well whenever your snowflake beliefs deem it easter, happy easter lad :DD
>>56969665
still it's not a major task to learn another dialect of greek, they are part of the same language group, and Greek in itself is again part of the Indo-European group that most Yuropeans belong too.
>>56969708
No they're not
0/10 shit bantz...
>>56969724
Orthodoxy isn't a snowflake belief, don't trigger me like that...
>>56968660
actually similar to Japanese on some primal level
Anatolia = land of the rising sun
TURKEY = JAPAN
>>56969780
stop being so butthurt you smelly fag
Turks rekt you, stay rekt
>>56969774
Greek is a hard language for a Romance speaker to learn actually, but most of our dialects are actually Koine Greek that evolved in a much different way than Modern Greek.
>>56968660
Almost sounds like a fucked finnish
>>56969780
> My marginalised and unusual outlook in this year of 2016 IS NOT SNOWFLAKE
SNOWFLAKE ALERT
>>56969851
>Turks rekt you, stay rekt
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greek_War_of_Independence
No
>>56969859
>so unique and difficult to understand by outsiders
>>56969903
http://usa.greekreporter.com/2015/04/05/why-orthodox-christian-easter-is-later-than-the-catholic-one/
Check your priviledge, anglican heretics.
>>56969660
eh you're right, but it is still hard to learn for majority of humans
>>56969663
did i just genocide French?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0oZexp89YJ0
>>56969861
both are central asian mongolic languages :DDD
>>56969955
>>56969996
>w-we're relevant!
>>56969859
I'm not saying your language is not probably a bit hard to learn for other indo-european speakers.
But without knowing your language too much, I can assume you have plurals and articles like most other languages of our language group.
And a lot of Greek words made it into our language, plus there has been a long and established cultural link between the italic languages and the greek.
I just get always a little bit suprised that really every person thinks their language is some special outlier, my fellow countrymen say the same about our language.
>>56969996
These threads seem to be getting way too antibanter. Yesterday it was the hormonal Brazilian and today it's the snowflake Greek.
>>56970025
>w-we can beat Russia
>>56970016
so is Chinese for an indo-european speaker. And so is English for a speaker of Arabic.
>>56970086
>stealing from the Turk
oh my
>>56970084
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Christian_denominations_by_number_of_members#Eastern_Orthodoxy_-_225.E2.80.93300_million
300.000.000 adherents, isn't a snowflake ideology
>>56970130
*arabs
FTFY
>>56969663
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1revZQC4ZrO
Pls no bully my sight reading and reading altogether are bad
>>56970116
>imblying
I'm not implying I speak it well but I don't see why so many Anglos find arabic so difficult. If they tried and actually put forth the effort required, Arabic wouldn't be so hard. I think they just get scared away by the completely different sounds.
>>56969955
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turkish_War_of_Independence
>>56970155
>calls Greeky smelly barbarians
>Greeks love him
kek gotta love the banter from Georgie lad
>>56970155
SNOWFLAKE
Hey Yannis, does it give you a stiffy when you proclaim to the normies that you celebrate religious celebrations on different dates?
Typical Greeks, I thought it was only your debt payments that came late
>>56970217
And I speak a slither of Korean. The Grammar is radically different, and so are the words. But every language has it's underlying regularity and reason. Because if it did not it would not have been an easy way of communication, which is kind of the service that languge is supposed to provide for us.
>>56970246
Please see >>56970156
>>56970016
>did i just genocide French?
It's pretty fucking bad yeah, but at the same time it's not a total disaster.
>>56970246
You do know the English/Italian/French forces pulled back since they had no reason to attack, the Ottoman Empire was dead, the war was over, the Italians got cucked from the deal and didn't want the Greeks to earn more land, and the Soviets sympathised (for some reason) with the Turks and helped them with armaments and troops. The Greeks seeing this, ordered a tactical retreat from Smyrna and this happened
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Fire_of_Smyrna
>>56970288
And we used to be friends Nigel, whatever, have fun with your heretical beliefs...
Requesting Swedish, Finnish, Norwegian, Greek or, fuck it, English.
>>56970338
btw, compulsory yankee song for you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRXmuvLU8LQ
>>56970392
>we're so poor and innocent
literally poland of the balkans
>>56970340
good enough for me 2bh
>>56970392
>And we used to be friends Nigel,
I-i thought we still were, I thought you Greek bros had thicker skins.
>>56970156
You sound like you have the flu or something. You alright there mate ?
It wasn't that bad honestly. There were quite a few mistakes but I think with some guidance you would easily correct them. Is english your native language ? You don't sound at all like an american.
>>56970399
ENGLSIH
Dearest creature in creation,
Study English pronunciation.
I will teach you in my verse
Sounds like corpse, corps, horse, and worse.
I will keep you, Suzy, busy,
Make your head with heat grow dizzy.
Tear in eye, your dress will tear.
So shall I! Oh hear my prayer.
Just compare heart, beard, and heard,
Dies and diet, lord and word,
Sword and sward, retain and Britain.
(Mind the latter, how it's written.)
Now I surely will not plague you
With such words as plaque and ague.
But be careful how you speak:
Say break and steak, but bleak and streak;
Cloven, oven, how and low,
Script, receipt, show, poem, and toe.
Hear me say, devoid of trickery,
Daughter, laughter, and Terpsichore,
Typhoid, measles, topsails, aisles,
Exiles, similes, and reviles;
Scholar, vicar, and cigar,
Solar, mica, war and far;
One, anemone, Balmoral,
Kitchen, lichen, laundry, laurel;
Gertrude, German, wind and mind,
Scene, Melpomene, mankind.
Post pls although you don't have to read the entire thing seeing as it's way too long.
>>56970432
>Says the Turkish immigrant in Poland
>>56970454
>>56970499
Yeah, English is my native language, I'm from the south so to hear that is pretty good
Thanks mon ami.
Some of the words just don't look right but I guess I'll learn with time.
>>56970507
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xpSFaj3hy7
>>56970563
>I'm from the south so to hear that is pretty good
That's impressive. If it wasn't for your flag I'd have never guessed you were a burger. You kind of sounded like a slav kek. Come back here often and I'm sure you'll improve dramatically.
Do you have an awesome southern accent in english ?
Rate please : http://vocaroo.com/i/s0bmuUD2PBw3
Again and again in history we find a small nation, treated as insignificant by its contemporaries, suddenly emerging from its homeland and overrunning large areas of the world. Prior to Philip, Macedon had been an insignificant state to the north of Greece. Persia was the great power of the time, completely dominating the area from Eastern Europe to India. Yet by 323 BC, 36 years after the accession of Philip, the Persian empire had ceased to exist, and the Macedonian Empire extended from the Danube to India, including Egypt.
This amazing expansion may perhaps be attributed to the genius of Alexander the Great, but this cannot be the sole reason ; for although after his death everything went wrong -the Macedonian generals fought one another and established rival empires- Macedonian pre-eminence survived for 231 years.
>>56970627
Vicar : [Vih]-'[kar]
Other than that there's nothing wrong except for that fact that you sound like an autistic brit with scottish parents.
>>56970511
Cheeky cunt. Pass me some Greek food and all will be ok
>>56970708
sorry lad we just call them "diddlers" in me part of GB
>>56970675
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0bmuUD2PBw3
Contemporaries: [con][temp]'[e/o r][aries]
Persia: [Per][ža]
Europe: [Yur]'[up]
Danube: [Dán]-[Yooob]
Bretty good although a pronounced accent.
>>56970507
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JW92aSGrY2
r8 m8
>>56970783
are you so deep in stockholm syndrome that you post Turkish food when asked for Greek food? :^)
>>56970842
kebap is literally the only non-Albanian dish Greeks can prepare
>>56970783
Sure that's greek, bro?
>>56970842
It might originate from arabs, but we did it better, cacik too
:^)
>>56970507
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0GLmX5GoxRJ
r8 my fire
>>56970889
Alright, here.
>>56970819
Thanks man, yeah I had a doubt about Persia, and I never understand how to pronounce Europe, even after hearing it from a native, perhaps you could Vocaroo that world ?
>>56969663
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MdKe88ZHEW
>>56970943
>that vocaroo
Leonidas rolls in his ditch
>>56970842
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JW92aSGrY2
Corps : [kor] Fuck the french, the p and s are silent
tear : [t'][air]
sward [S][waard]
plaque [pla][k]
ague [ah][g][you]
aiseles [ai][l][z]
vicar [vih][kar]
mica [my][kah] a:car
lichen : [lie][ken]
Good overall seeing as this poem was designed to fuck up everyone's reading skills.
>>56970943
Hello Aldo the Apache
>>56971038
Yeah, the fire is getting to him, he's trying to put it out.
>>56971041
>mica [my][kah] a:car
[me][kah]
tb h
>>56971061
idungeddit
I know it's from the Inglorious Assholes, but I don't understand what you mean by that.
>>56971121
You speak like him man
>>56968660
it sounds like you speak in reverse
>>56971139
so i izn't lik 100% nigguh? fo shizzle mah nizzle?
>>56971041
thanks
>>56971041
You gon' r8? >>56970943
dame algo para decir en esnpanol por favor
>>56971000
You gave up. That was pretty good until that point. It's not an easy text so I get it.
so is anynigger gon post some Russian or what
>>56970943
Midwestern Wannabe Nigger/10
>>56971105
See here for bong pronunciation
>>56970979
American Pronunciation of the Poem:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1E6K6uRMTSx
Pls no bully I didn't have my glasses on so I most likely fucked a few words up
American Pronunciation of the French Paragraph about the meme wars of Macedonia:
>>56970675
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0IZnhTwPyxh
>>56971335
>Midwestern Wannabe Nigger
very thank
very pride
Anyone wants to try hungarian?
3 articles straight from a news site:
Nem akartam kidobni a tévéket, lett egy jobb ötletem
Már több mint 200 tévét javított meg és adományozott kórházaknak Ellenbacher Attila tv-szerelő. A Heim Pálba már nem fér több tévé, ezért újabb kórházaknak adományoz
Az ember, aki életben tartja a falusi hagyományokat
Dezső bácsi nem a boltban vásárolja a hímes tojást, hanem saját kezűleg, otthon készíti őket. Megható videoriport egy megható emberről.
Gépsárkány harapja szét a volt Népstadiont
A helyén 2020-ig új, korszerűbb stadion épül, de addig is nézze meg, hogyan tépi szét a gépszörny a főváros egyik ikonikus épületét.
>>56969663
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nwej6hXjMT
I have no idea what I'm doing
>>56967556
I don't even know what it's about desu. To me it's just the day you color eggs and switch them with your senpai or knock them together in a duel. Also, pasha. That's it.
Reqesting Russian or Spanish
>>56971573
>To me it's just the day you color eggs and switch them with your senpai or knock them together in a duel
more like
>go out with friends to spray girls and grandmas with perfume
>they give you colored cooked egg or money
>>56971465
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MlRcglOfvL
Kek, sorry for butchering your language.
>>56971465
what is this i don't even
>>56971699
What kind of demonic heresies do you practice that celebrates Easter that way?
>>56971465
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ozIJW3Sub1
oops forgot to include this here>>56971734
>>56971722
6.5/10
>>56971830
4/10 would not understand anything
>>56971465
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wrjIoFNYwz
>>56971899
8/10
>>56971966
Can you do a reference recording instead of just inverting my dubs?
>>56970507
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XxkotZCNZO
I improvised the pronouciation of at least a quarter of those words.
>>56971699
Seems like a win-win ritual, very nice.
>>56972149
post estonian
>>56970507
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XxkotZCNZO
>>56972032
http://vocaroo.com/i/s05KeYqIjRle
this is me reading it for reference
>>56972213
Oh, also, I request you say something nice to me in your mother tongue.
>>56972266
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1h0MmgWReHm
>>56971549
>I have no idea what I'm doing
That's pretty good considering.
>>56972260
>the black speech of Mordor
Cheers.
>>56972201
Me kõik oleme kogenud kallistusi – see on mõnus ja hea tunne. Kallistused parandavad suhteid, julgustavad meid keskenduma olevikule ja aitavad meid veel mitmel põneval moel, millest saad lugeda allpool.
Kallistused võivad drastiliselt alandada vererõhku ja parandada südame tervist. Iga kord, kui annad või saad kallistuse, alandad sa infarkti, südamehaiguste ja insuldi riski. Kui sa kallistad kedagi, kellest hoolid, vallandub kemikaal nimega oksütotsiion, mis on tuntud ka hea tunde hormooni nime all, sest see vähendab ärevust ja depressiooni. Kemikaali on seostatud armastus-, usaldus- ja sidumistundega. See on biokeemilises mõistes nakkav.
>>56972377
>the black speech of Mordor
what
>>56971465
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0MtlYahyMn3
>>56971573
Bravo, Eesti.
>>56972414
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1TDOGfuK2VZ
>>56972466
you even said the number in hugarian
>>56971300
No one in Poland has been this hungry for Russian cock since Władysław.
>>56972574
what can I say
I love me sum Rushan
>>56970507
>>56972213
I had to record it again since the first link isn't working.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0N1DN6pDOGi
>>56972414
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0i7WiJzUeEi
>>56970627
>>56970758
Blimey that was hilarious Janusz.
It was certainly hard to resist Babs' rugged charms, thought Germanic Melike, as she jumped up and down on his magnificent Pennsylvanian cock of 18 inches total. Allah grant me stamina of a goat, she thought in the rare moments of consciousness, as his swollen monstrosity of a genitalium penetrated her little brown pussy. Waves of orgasmic spasms ran down her little body drenched in cold sweat as his Little Patriot destroyed the Berlin Wall with impunity. I'm a woman now, though the sparse rest of her personality, majority of which has already molten under the momentum of Babs' hip movements. Allah forgive me, for I've become a slut for Uncle Sam.
After half an hour of grinding her vertebrae into dust, Babs reckoned it's about time to finish her off. He struck with even greater zest, causing Melike to bend at an anatomically improbable angle. Finally, his mastodon of Mass dispensed Freedom, filling her up to the brim. Scheiße! That felt good. That felt good! Melike huffed and puffed, exhausted like a comfort woman mounted by a whole batallion of Pacific Front soldiers. She fought the exhaustion for long enough to crawl toward him, beg for his penis maximus, but Babs was merciless. He cast her aside like a used rug, wiped his glistening cock with her long, black hair and left the room, throwing a little card of paper behind him.
Melike approached the card with caution, expecting some ruse. Here is what the card said, dear readers;
VOTE TRUMP 2016
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
>>56972553
What about the r8 ?
>>56972822
8.5/10
>>56972520
Be honest, are you an Estonian expat in Poland pretending to have an accent? If not, this was 5/5 Estonian, just with a slavic accent.
>>56972750
What the heck, this is even better than the Polack, since there isn't even a very noticable accent. Maybe the text was just very foreign-friendly.
>>56971465
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jIAtlJnRc9
Sorry for bastardizing Hungarian, lad.
>>56973135
Estonian writing system is straightforward and logical
10/10 bravo Estonia
>>56972821
dog bless the usa
>>56973135
L 3.5/10
O
N
D
O
N
still looking for some spanish
>>56973135
I looked up 3-4 words on Forvo, but I also can into Finnish pronunciation.
>>56972821
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0oq8X2RFs87
recording vocs in the bath tb h
>>56973294
SAVED'D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
>>56973248
I accept your rating, Ben-kun. It can't be helped.
>>56973202
Maybe you just can into it, I've posted Estonian here before and some fail terribly.
>>56973291
Ah, I see.
btw lads, a quick round of poker? I can't stay long, pretty soon I need to make like a midget in a fistfight and hit the sack.
>>56973458
how long will you be there for?
>>56974039
Me personally, another hour and a half.
>>56974088
who else is there?
>>56974128
Janusz atm.
>>56973458
>I need to make like a midget in a fistfight and hit the sack.
>>56972821
http://vocaroo.com/i/s06CgAOGFGzz
>>56974088
you got a bank holiday tomorrow?
I guess I made Janusz rage-quit.
>>56974932
What's a bank holiday?
Hey guys, that Brazilian Jew's name is Guillherme Carvalho, if he comes on and posts his ugly face, here's what to call him.
>>56975146
you know lad, a day off... A paid day off. Or do those not exist in the land of the free?
>>56975193
Maximum autism from Greece today.
>>56975224
u jus jeloos of my haxin skilz
>>56975193
what's this then? Butthurt Greek stoking the coals of the butthurt Brazilian?
> Gonna be saucy
>>56975263
Says the crypto-frog claiming he's a nigel, even though all anglos are just seabaguettes
>>56975212
A paid day off? That sounds incredibly gommunistic, Nigel. Wow.
>>56975262
I liked the Brazilian guy desu. Just yesterday everybody overreacted to nothing. I'm not saying he didn't say some lame stuff, but you guys did too. The Vocs thread should be a nice place, not some place for posting people's personal information damn.
>>56975329
He was the one posting his face, this is a place for voices, not faces. He literally uses the same pic for this kikebook profile.
>>56975372
this desu.
The only reason anybody reacted was because he lost his shit and started whining like a stuck goat. This place should be a chill zone and it is so long as you don't over react.
>>56975319
>seabaguettes
ayyyyyy
>>56975329
Nah but for real it's easter monday, isn't that a day off for you guys?
How I found him: http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/carl-the-cuck-and-aids-skrillex
Look at the comments
>>56975588
what a fat slob
>>56975588
Hey come on lad, why have you taken such an exception to this guy?
>>56975730
I just wanted to know more about Carl the Cuck and I stumbled across his fat face.
Pure coincidence 2bh
>>56975763
>Pure coincidence 2bh
>>56975506
>it's easter monday
>>56975827
Okay I'll be honest, I didn't want to know about Carl the Cuck, I wanted to know about that asian girl that did air quotes in the video, I had such a rageboner from her so I tried to find more pics of her, so that I could diddle my little fiddle to her face with glasses, okay? Happy? You got the truth, but seeing his bitchface was still a coincidence.
>>56975941
It's ok weebro
>>56976086
She was 3D not 2D, don't a weeb now.
The girl on the right, next to AIDS-Skrillex
>>56975941
>asian girl
she's not asian.
>>56976177
o-okay
>>56976315
Her eyes are deceiving, maybe mixed
[spoiler] got a source [/spoiler]
>>56976315
Trust an Aussie to know
>>56976400
they know they mongs Nige
as they got KHAN'd and all
>>56976492
fucking goonsack bogan cunts.
>>56976383
Here have this other lovely picture of her
>>56976400
I'm not Australian, I'm Greek mortal enemy.
>>56976589
>I'm Greek mortal enemy.
You're gainful employment?
>>56976589
>tfw she's most likely been BLACKED
Γεια σου Αδελφε, νταουν αντερ
We have a greek thread now >>56974860
>>56976658
>>56976658
Enjoy your thread komshi, I'm going to bed.
>>56976777
pls gib somethin
a name
more pics
something
>>56976803
Kek I can give you this
http://imgur.com/a/Kyrex
>>56976900
TRUE GREEK HERO
>>56976928
Nigga I ain't Greek
but I'm glad you're happy :3
>>56976928
Lad, she's not that amazing.
>>56976986
>Turk
>not Greek
Are you sure?
>>56977035
kek I'm sure lad
>>56977032
Fetishes man, I ain't gonna explain that shit.
I basically have a huge boner for women I despise. I see it like form of conquest.
Take of that as you will.
>>56977086
Well, if you're Eastern Turkish, you're most likely a Kurd/Armenian then, still a bro.
>>56977092
> huge boner for women I despise
Healthy.
>>56969797
kek
>>56977138
Thank Tengri I ain't from the east. (besides from Turkic lands) :D
Turkey is a Turkic nation
>>56970507
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wglFkC4rIF
>>56976658
http://vocaroo.com/i/s090UzjPF30G
>>56977147
At least I don't stuff baguettes up my ass and scream "je me rends" in front of Algerian men.
>>56977338
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>56977351
Good, slight accent, but very good, like always.
>>56977338
Isn't half of your cunt Kurdish?
>>56977479
One half is Kurdish/Armenian, the other half is Greco/Slavic
>>56977357
u wot m8?
>>56977534
Just admit it, you have a surrender fetish, all those years in France have taken a toll on you.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ldUgDB6ynP
>>56977575
I've been to Greece a lot, too. Doesn't mean I have a Turkish superiority fetish.
Just give me bread soup and bad teeth and my cock's raging until sunrise
>>56977682
You've been to Greece to taste the Greek dick though (not to assimilate), like all anglo women.
:^)
>>56977614
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ldUgDB6ynP
Kek 10/10
>>56977744
I'm sure our cheap Anglo sluts have tried to get some Greek dick but you guys are so busy sitting on your arses, complaining and smoking that they haven't a chance.
>>56977513
and your cunt is %100 autistic
>>56977575
Well look at that, we have better teeth than Greece, you probably can't afford dentists.
Nice conversation you have going on here lads.
>>56977856
British propaganda
Nice try Moseley
>>56977852
Me on the centre
You do know that's the school for people with disabilities, right? We don't mix retards with normal people, just leaving this here.
>>56977997
Nice non-vocaroo thread desu/
>>56978074
There is nothing to voc
>>56967029
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0MQ6PJaCjLE
>>56967029
http://vocaroo.com/i/s00G3pwz985r
bilemedim
>>56970507
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0uPJeg5fcwJ
>>56970675
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rDKV4S1Onl
>>56972821
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0n5nXMIU4dH
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1AwNlNzkIK5
>>56978179
Are you that Brazilian Jew?
A tree toad loved a she-toad
Who lived up in a tree.
He was a two-toed tree toad
But a three-toed toad was she.
The two-toed tree toad tried to win
The three-toed she-toad's heart,
For the two-toed tree toad loved the ground
That the three-toed tree toad trod.
But the two-toed tree toad tried in vain.
He couldn't please her whim.
From her tree toad bower
With her three-toed power
The she-toad vetoed him.
>>56978941
http://vocaroo.com/i/s15sdoT7E932
First try r8
>>56978001
>see a ugly girl
>call her disabled
just she looks retarded doesn't mean she is disabled dude
it's rude to say that
>>56977479
less than 20%
>>56979127
>just she looks retarded
wew lad
>>56979127
Dude, that's ELEPAP, that's a school for retards in my city, I was there during the 25th of March parade, those are the retard children from the retard schools. Look at her, she looks like a mongoloid.
What the fuck happened? Why is the thread dead all of a sudden?
>>56979918
You killed it with your autism.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0LRy0jvKIpd
>>56978941
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1IASH8lIpCe
>>56980118
*We killed it with our autism
Don't be ashamed, our collective as Austists Anonymous enforces you to embrace your autist side.
>>56980197
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0LRy0jvKIpd
>>56980261
2bh you were a tad more autistic than others
i even considered, as the OP, to delete this thread because your autism transcended beyond dimensions
>>56980197
fugggggggggggg
>>56969663
Fucking French pronunciation
>>56980197
Nice to see you finally posted some music mate.
>>56980373
Rude, I'm going to kill myself now...
>>56980417
I'm pretty sure it's easier than Dutch.
>>56980554
You want a Dutch text to try?
>>56970507
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0m4xpG4d77p
This shit isn't as easy as I thought (and I still sound 13)
>>56980734
You know it's impossible.
>>56978941
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1T8wqWwhd7G
>>56980859
Are we chatteing out, France?
>>56981058
You already tried to convince me the other day and I said no. Maybe if you read it slowly I'll consider giving it a shot.
>>56981058
>Are we chatteing out,
wot?
actually Dutch is really regular and sensible, essentially a non-cucked version of English
the only stupid thing is that velar G they do in most dialects (but Ukrainians use it as well so it's kinda easy to me)
>>56979125
you an amerifat?
>>56980243
9/10 could probably fool me being a native
>>56980865
how are all of you this good?
>>56981657
No, I'm Denbts
>>56981716
could have fooled me tbqhwy
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>>56982495
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0dKHZROZztg
>>56982495
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hAaYfqgHBu
>poker is ded
:(
>>56982880
Yeah dude everyone left earlier.
>>56982714
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hAaYfqgHBu
poop in loo accent/10
>>56982716
borats little brother/10
>>56982880
>>56982989
Yeah desu without Babs there it's not much fun.
>>56982989
feels ronery desu
Be gentle:
Jednou z funkcií ľudského nosa je upravovať teplotu vzduchu, ktorý nám prúdi do pľúc. Oproti iným primátom to však náš čuchový orgán nezvláda až tak účinne. Navyše aj príliš výrazne vyčnieva. Urobila to evolúcia úmyselne?
>>56983169
is this in R'lyehian?
>>56980776
>and I still sound 13
Ayy
>>56983134
I agree.
>>56983148
Vocaroo some shit then.
>>56983169
>pľúc.
>ľudského
>ľ
this is absolutely not normal
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0O9icAqRYtD
>>56983169
ne = ně most of the time
te = tě most of the time
Your ľ sounded like l/ł.
ť needs to be stronger.
>>56970943
>M A K E Δ Ο Ν Ι Α
>Α Κ Ε Δ Ο Ν Ι Α Μ
>Κ Ε Δ Ο Ν Ι Α Μ Α
>Ε Δ Ο Ν Ι Α Μ Α Κ
>Δ Ο Ν Ι Α Μ Α Κ Ε
>Ο Ν Ι Α Μ Α Κ Ε Δ
>Ν Ι Α Μ Α Κ Ε Δ Ο
>Ι Α Μ Α Κ Ε Δ Ο Ν
>Α
>>56983740
>cant even reply properly
what are you slovaks even good for?
>>56983790
sound like a degenerate drunk/10
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1923HgscWY4
