rabbits laying easter eggs edition
I want to wish you all wesołego jajka (happy egg)
wesołego jajka (happy egg)
fuck traditions
>>56966892
thanks, you too
>>56966892
Wesołego jajka, kolego!
Amalka
nth for Eastern Hungary should be nuked
Another masterpiece is ready
Hi all, the weather is starting to get really shitty there are clouds and stuff but wait, where should I start? Well last weekend I was at the AquaWorld. After I was sliding down on a slide, I wanted to let the next man go who turned out to be a woman. She had so disgustingly huge public hair that it could be seen despite her wearing panties. I almost threw up it was so fucking disgusting. Why the fuck doesn't she shave it? Then after she slid down I saw she left her business card with this text on it: "Prof. Richard Nagyfi crossdressing specialist and public hair gardener"
White man reporting in
>>56967018
>Eastern Hungary
you mean Romania?
>>56967020
These aren't even funny
>>56967114
You can't understand these you feeble peasant, It needs a higher sense of humor that yuo czechens clearly don't have
>>56967100
That too. Basically everything east of the Budapest-Kecskemét-Szeged line
>>56966920
She wants the P
>>56967114
That's because it's a magyarchan meme poking fun of magyarmoot
I feel asleep!
>>56967276
>>56967020
Ez harmatgyenge volt,már bocs a sértésért.
>>56967405
Csak lefordítom őket bazmeg, nem én találom ki a történeteket
>>56967447
de akkor ne a szarokat fordítsd le bazmeg!
Ebben a pasztában még csak a "fasz" szó sem szerepelt.
És nem "ürülék" se
szar
>>56967510
PAD
>>56967553
Fák
hol vannak a memék/mémek/mímek/mimik
>>56967020
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1tY24FEujCr
the one from yesterday
Now this is vocaroo worthy, femanon
Greetings, I'm a payroll accountant Futanari Succubus whose hobby is fucking little boys and because of that I'm often -and mistakenly- callled Little Boyfucking Futanari Succubus. Someday a stange thing happened to me. When I arrived home from my workplace, I saw a cute little boy dressed in girly clothes on my bed. He was unbelieveably sweet and the moment I saw him I got wet and erect. I haven't fucked anyone in a week so I lost my head immidietly. I was about to ravage his little ass when he suddenly vanished in a cloud of smoke. The thick smoke filled the room and when it dispersed I saw that there is a treelog where the boy was. I found a business card on the log with this text on it:" Dr. Richard Nagyfi Richard Nagyfi acknowledged shadow clone manufacturer and erotic saboteur". As far as I know this man can be found in this website. I want to ask him why did he fuck me over this terribly.
>>56967969
>>56967969
quite good, but you pronounced "Nagyfi" incorrectly
At least they got qt girls on /lit/
>>56968270
>but you pronounced "Nagyfi" incorrectly
do you pronounce it like pedofil?
give me fapping material
>>56968353
this girl https://www.instagram.com/cocochampange/
LotGH worth watching or is it just a meme?
>>56968353
>>56968353
>>56968329
>do you pronounce it like pedofil?
wat?, no you pronounce it like this
http://www.ispeech.org/text.to.speech?link=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ispeech.org%2Ftext.to.speech%3Fvoice%3Dhuhungarianfemale%26action%3Dconvert%26speed%3D0%26text%3DNagyfi
>>56968353
>>56968445
It's pretty nice.
holy shit, I thought that these are cum-glazed cookies
>tfw my dad posted a selfie on facebook
>>56968701
maybe you are a homo
>>56968701
>holy shit, I thought that these are cum-glazed cookies
>
>>56968796
your're moms homo
>uptight, tidy, strict bitch (Pearl)
>chubby, lazy, emotional bitch (Amethyst)
>emancipated, strong, straightforward bitch (Garnet)
kill, rape, marry
>>56968993
would rather die alone
>>56968441
this girl -> into le* trash
>>56969047
pornhub.com/pornstar/daisyfairy-mfc
you are welcome
>>56968993
>watches anime
>and these degenerate SJW cartoons too
wew lad
>>56968993
>>56968993
I-I'm gay
>>56969087
lel, thanks I guess
Survived the gauntlet at the pyramids.
Made this pic for my favourite pseudo-Hungarian forklift opetator.
>>56969239
pic
>>56969301
nice handwriting
>>56969301
should have climbed it m8
>>56969338
i'm a balog so nobody can read my cursive
>>56969195
are you though :3
>>56969301
Did you go on a date with Mona yet?
how cheap/expensive are console games in hungary/poland. here are shops empty or prices like for the new games
>>56969695
60 yurobucks
>>56969695
fuck I forgot to mention used games for x360/ps3
>>56969638
never said anything about a date
we talked about meeting a few days ago but nothing came out of it
also fuck the range ban
and fuck legacy captchas too, they take more time to solve than the regular ones now
>>56969136
fuck off with that ugly trashy fat whore you piece of shit
>>56969136
do we even have any pretty cosplayers in czechia or slovakia? hungary wins this by a mile
ded
I am going to theatre with my mom to see another of thier shitty gay ass rock musicals.
Pray for me so I can keep my mouth should and not criticize it afterwards, it gets my mom mad.
>>56969109
I kinda agree with SJWs on this though. There are so many closet fags who are closet fags with psychological issues (i'm one of them... i guess) just because there is 0 influence in their childhood who would tell them gay shit isn't necessarily bad, on the contrary, "fag" is a insult among kids. Having "gender fluid" shows is something i would unironically support.
>>56970914
oh, the typical artists who can't stand criticism
>>56970955
>gay shit isn't necessarily bad
but that's fucking wrong ya fag
>>56970814
I also support amálkaposting
>>56970914
try not to have too much fun
>>56971022
Once you're born a fag you can't do nothing about it, denying it just makes you fucked up.
>>56971093
denial is bad, so is flaming
>>56971093
then why are you repressing those thoughts?
>who would tell them gay shit isn't necessarily bad
But it is.
>>56971033
Is Slovakia ancient Croatian clay?
ANONY, CHRYSTUS ZMARTWYCHWSTAŁ!
>>56971141
Because i'm fucked up
>>56971114
>flaming
what
>>56971144
>>56971093
>>56969990
you are ugly thrashy fat whore. Go stuff your fat face jappy the fatty
>>56971255
>Because i'm fucked up
everyone is desu, just accept those thoughts doesnt mean you have to tell your parents tho
>>56971255
>le it's okay to be gay :))))))))))))))
typical flaming shit
keep it to yourself, I don't burden other with my sexuality
Nobunaga Concerto is actually quite fun
>>56971357
I don't think he was flaming desu
>>56971246
hell yeah He did
Big J is back in the game, all heretics better start PRAISIN
>>56968353
you can use my brazzers account if you want to
Poland, czechia, slovakia=white croatia
>>56971423
these SJW pseudo-kiddy shows are though
and they are even worse as they directly adress children
>>56971093
>born a fag
Even if that's a real thing (which I strongly doubt, at best, there are people with some in-born homosexual tendencies that convince themselves they're 100% gay), tell me one thing: have you met a happy faggot in your life? Because I haven't, and I've met a couple of self-confessed fags.
>>56970543
If I don't get to put a baby in Enji, I'll see that as a personal failure in my life.
>>56971483
>tell me one thing: have you met a happy faggot in your life?
wot
>>56971426
Praisinuję jak pojebion.
>>56971357
>>56971477
I don't think you understand how the word "flaming" is used.
Anyway, my point was exactly that its kind of important to let kids know "le its okay to be gay" because honestly, who will tell you that irl?
>>56971554
I dunno, some neo marxists propagandists aiming to dismantle family unit?
>>56971546
Self-confessed gaysalways end up as salty, bitter, insecure, suicidal fags.
If the alternative to that is suppressing the few gay thoughts you had as a teen / tween, then you should probably go with the alternative.
>>56971483
Nobody says they are 100% of anything, thats what "gender fluid" means
And yes, i have met a happy faggot, happy in the limits as human can be.
>>56971599
And you have met lots of those during your childhood i guess? Your childhood is filled with memories of how gays are okay and not with memories of how the kids were laughing at one guy and calling him a "faggot" right?
>>56971650
i think everyone is insecure and depressed at some point in their life regardless of their gayness desu
imo surpressing anything isnt good
>>56971650
>Self-confessed gaysalways end up as salty, bitter, insecure, suicidal fags.
Literally fucking Alexander the Great or Leonardo da Vinci were faggots, stop trying to convince us gays are fucked up. And if you say da Vinci was fucked up, then i want to be fucked up.
>mfw noticed just now that my mom looks like lagertha from vikings
>>56971765
>mom looks good
>see mom's old pics
>she was 10/10 top qt
>>56971463
nah, I'm good senpai
also
>paying for porn
>>56971689
>And you have met lots of those during your childhood i guess?
No and I'd like same future for my own children.
>Your childhood is filled with memories of how gays are okay
I've seen gay pride parades, gays demanding special rights, gays wanting special protection against so-called discrimination, so they can sue anyone who they want to. And them thinking about themselves as equal to heterosexuals and above all other fetishists and deviants.
>not with memories of how the kids were laughing at one guy and calling him a "faggot" right
never seen that actually. I've been bullied, I've seen kids being bullied for red hair for example and how did we do? We grew a pair instead of being whiny assholes demanding special protection
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7epIGENfgZ0
>>56971856
what is this coalburning faggotry?
>>56971856
it isn't exactly mine :^)
i found it and it got banned but the owner was nice enough to change the password back again to the same thing
>>56971955
some random jew I stumbled upon in a facebook event calling for a flashmob in protest of rising islamophobia
>>56972038
>Islamophobia
I'm not scared of Islam.
I despise it.
>>56971900
I am not talking about gay parades or national shit that is out of the childrens reach, i am talking about what is close to the children, what actually influences it. Like other kids at class, kids in neighborhood, family etc. What would happen with their attitude towards you if your young self decided to kiss another boy? And would you even do it if you wanted to?
>>56971969
wish I could be so cool as that cat
>>56972101
>if your young self decided to kiss another boy
what the fuck is wrong with you
>>56971921
yum
>>56972130
Exactly what i am talking about right here
>>56972101
I'm better at that "national shit" as you call it than the "what if" games.
First of all, children are too young to be gay, no sexual attraction etc. While they can be influenced to be hetero, it should be extensively practised. We don't need gays, they're useless.
And seriously, kids bully other kids for any fucking reason, often without any at all, so grow a fucking pair.
>>56972219
just kiss and fuck who you want as long as they are of age and consenting
>>56972127
>cycling on the highway
what the fuck was that man thinking
I think I might be going crazy
>>56972398
Well, I think you're crazy
>>56972473
all I want is queit and peace.
>>56972749
I think you're crazy
>>56971816
so is your mom single?
>>56971747
some guy who doesn't say no to boipucci but fucks women all the same =/= gay, that's my whole point. all those historical precedents LGBTSPQR proponents like to come up with are rich old men who fucked pretty boys every once in a while
>gay
didn't exist as an identity until the 20th century, up until then nobody was so retarded as to define his whole identity based on one kink he has
>>56971246
Prawdziwie zmartwychwstał.
>>56970543
Yes we do.
>>56973504
Meh, that wasn't the one. This one is I think.
>>56973555
This your mum?
>>56973614
Yes
post anime
>>56973784
okay
>>56973087
I am not even saying anything about basing your identity around it, you are mixing up all the images of extremist sjw milka cows and answering their arguments, not mine.
My whole point being that among children, it is not acceptable to feel affection towards other boys. Even in pre-sexual age, they all still know who "faggot" is and they use it as an insult. And feeling attracted to other guys at 12-15 will make you a social outcast of the class. At least it did where i come from. (not me, we had other gay guy one "level" below)
>>56973784
>>56973604
9/10 robot, would interconnect with
>>56973604
and who is that
>>56973687
I would believe that. You led me into the image of your mom as hot as fuck Stacey.
>>56973857
Is that stuff worth watching as an adult? Or is it purely kids show? Because damn these pictures give me nostalgia but i'm not sure i could be able to sit through it.
>>56973890
who is this?
>>56973915
>I would believe that. You led me into the image of your mom as hot as fuck Stacey.
wot, i said she was pretty when she was young
>>56973915
I actually watched all episodes today
I like it, don't really know why.
>>56974037
So she fugly now?
>>56974058
Because she is cute as fuck, thats why
which one should i play?
i did australia yesterday and i'm 100% not doing le ebin grossgermaniums
>>56974196
>So she fugly now?
no but she definitley isnt as pretty as when she was young
Did the weird Australian easter meme go away overnight
>>56974196
I guess so. Plus Czech and most words sounding like Polish dinumitives
>>56974335
Damn i forgot how great it is. Those songs really trigger my childhood. And her dance is just fairytale-like.
So you watched it in Czech? Whats the point when you can't understand?
>>56974575
I get the general point, visuals speak enough
plus the language is rather basic, for children, I can understand some of it
>>56974644
I want Amálka little sister now
>>56974922
I want to rape Análka
>>56973890
a vidya journalist that also does cosplay.
>>56974922
She is a whore
>>56974952
Rude!
hovno vlákno
>>56975043
>a river of cum dripping out of her vagina
I told you, she is a slut
>>56974233
Neutral Hungary
Make sure to build ÜberPécs
>>56975142
Kek
>sexualizing a little child
SHITLORDS OUT
>>56974952
>>56975035
Holy fuck and you paprikas call me degenerated for watching anime
>>56975284
faggots not welcome
>>56974575
Basic Czech is understandable to Poles plus it's really funny sounding so why not watch it in Czech?
>>56975142
silly bozgor
>>56975326
no I do it too
>>56975284
daily reminder if her age is on the clock she's ready for the cock
>>56975482
daily reminder that you couldnt even get a little child :^)
>>56974980
oh that one, she seems to me a bit of snobbish and not really that pretty without a kilo of makeup, saw some shows she has done with Baty and she seems to be extra dumb about games
and im not even sure she does her own cosplay
>>56975549
why would I want a little child?
>>56975689
you implied it here >>56975482
>>56975757
I was just memeing I swear
Alone in the home, no gf, sad and sick
/polska/ is fucked up by stupid fags
Everyone's calling me gay
nobody to talk or go out with
Friends can't hear me over their happiness
Sad frog
>>56970814
are you watching amálka atm
>>56975757
she's a teenager in that case
>>56975869
no, I finished all episodes
I might rewatch them some time later
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfMSnKbByy4
>>56975849
>>56975849
you can blogpost here
>>56975833
i know a pedo when i see one
>>56975959
You can't even see me m8
>>56975849
Watch Amálka.
Her bird is a huge bitch though, she always says she can't get there, but when Amálka gets there, she suddenly can
>>56975945
where is the dungeon ?
BARBUCHA!
>this triggers the dram driver
>>56975561
If you say so m8. I think she's cute.
>>56976472
at work today choco ?
>>56976587
why the fuck do you have russian flag?
going to make palacinky desu
>>56976530
we are all people with different taste. np in that
>>56976639
i told you guys that im going home )))
>>56966866
Brno je druhé nejvýznamnější město v Čechách ?
>>56976801
Brno je poslední obydlená zatáčka před Vídní.
>>56976801
>nejvýznamnější
kek
>>56976801
Brno is fucking Orient as far as i am concerned
>>56976801
It's in Moravia though. Despite implication of being "important" Brnofags are liable to get upset that you put it in Bohemia.
Czechy in polish language in whole your country.
In your language Czechy is only western region (and eastern is morava).
I found this on wikipedia, I writing engineer thesis
Słowo Čechy, oprócz nazwy krainy geograficzno-historycznej jest również potocznym określeniem Republiki Czeskiej. Określenie to jest kontestowane z następujących powodów:
Czechy nie jest ekwiwalentem Republiki Czeskiej w jej obecnym kształcie i granicach.
Jego użycie jest przejawem znacznego nietaktu wobec mieszkańców Moraw i Ślązaków. Zdanie Brno je druhé nejvýznamnější město v Čechách (Brno jest drugim pod względem wielkości miastem Czech) jest uznawane przez mieszkańców Moraw za poważne nadużycie[5].
Uważane jest za naruszenie tradycji państwa.
Nie jest oznaczeniem bytu państwowego w świetle prawa międzynarodowego[5].
>>56977198
kek
>>56977198
Don't ask why I reading about Czechy...
I don't know how i get there... also i know about pomlčková válka that was funny...
I'm writing about energy consumption and strategy of V4.
>>56976734
you are the rich russian stoner student?
>>56976587
"work" tonight yes, 5 minutes from my home and the driver hasn't even started the bagger, currently reading a newspaper.
I doubt I'll get my hands dirty tonight, listening to Ö3 solid gold is comfy af tho
>>56977405
>strategy of V4.
There is such a thing? I thought those meetings were about literal circlejerking and exchange of pleasantries.
>>56977198
We are basically the equivalent of Great Britain/England
Everybody calls us Czechy, but Moravians get butthurt about it
>>56977425
no im kocurposter, just visiting my фaм. give me a couple of days and ill the pooland flag again
>>56977692
enjoy the rest of your time with them
>>56977800
thanks i will, are you visiting family too ?
>>56977405
>>56977527
Informacji szukalem o czechach, słowakach i węgrach.
W książkach jest dużo starych informacji o energetyce i są nieaktualne więc musiałem wiele poprawic na podstawie zachodnich informacji z BP.
http://tools.bp.com/energy-charting-tool.aspx#/st/primary_energy/dt/consumption/unit/MTOE/country/CZ/HU/PL/SK/view/area-table/
>>56977870
no we dont really celebrate easter desu
are you russian living in poland or polish with russian relatives?
Kadinski still dead ?
>>56978128
yes
>>56978081
>are you russian living in poland or polish with russian relatives?
by blood in the paternal line im ruski, maternal line is polish
culture im more polish than russian tho
>>56977434
did you check my gift >>56969239 >>5696930 to you? :3
csöcsök
>>56978663
have you ever seen csöcsök irl?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aoqeq2FwIUU
what do you think of this?
>>56978821
yeah, your're moms'
>>56978663
Emo girls are hot
I want a gf
>>56978953
we had this talk already paprika friend
>>56978897
>yeah, your're moms'
better than youre moms amirite?
>>56978875
useless and looks cheaply made
>>56978875
i wouldnt want to get my benis caught in there :DDD
>>56979044
KRTEKT :DDD
>>56979019
just bee yourself :^) didn't help
>gyppo bozgors
>>56979120
KOZY :DDD
>>56979159
what do you think of this apparatus
>>56978875
>>56979159
czech out my oc, you dirty vlach
>>56979121
she will only ruin your life and take all your monies
>>56979264
I don't have that much
>>56979044
they must be very soft, judging from the lightness of that grasp
post benis
>>56970914
Thank you so much for you prayers, kind anons.
Even my mom said it was mediocre.
>>56979322
it was a meme desu
>>56979367
>they must be very soft
so youve never touched any? :^)
>>56979394
why dont you start?
>>56979411
n-no, but I've seen my cousin's flat chest when we were kids ;_;
>>56979467
I'm rock solid now, continue
can someone recommend me some autism simulators? ive never played any before and im bored as fuck desu
>>56979467
>but I've seen my cousin's flat chest when we were kids ;_;
boner. alert.
they feel like very soft sandbags desu
>>56975866
cheers, it's better now
>>56979532
simulator or just gautism game in general ?
>>56979450
are you gonna start PSMF ?
>>56979713
how are you spending easter break ?
>>56979467
dont worry, you're not the only one to have played doctor with your cousins. i did it too, even with a male cousin. im not gay i promise :(
>>56979784
autism games
>>56978641
what gift
>>56979521
>>56979546
I always wanted to her brains out t.b.h, once when we were like 12 (She is a few month older than me) We were at our grandparents and it was bedtime and we slept in a huge bed and in a seperate room from our grandparents. We were laying in the bed and I started to touch her inner thigh (that was the silkiest, softest thing I ever touched) she noticed it, pushed my hand away and turned away from me. Next day morning she told me about this whole incest thing and why is it not good. That's it
>>56979784
>PSMF
why not just do IF and not torture yourself ?
>>56980100
oops I missed a "fuck" from the begining
>>56980025
>spend a day with a dog, walking and training and playing and stuff
>return to civilisation
>feel another bit more distant from humans than before again
fug
>>56979450
to hell with you femanon
>>56979532
farming or eurotruck
>>56980294
>eurotruck
i was playing that and its really comfy but got a little bored of it desu
>>56980218
>spend a day with a dog, walking and training and playing and stuff
sounds like top comfy time
do you photos of the dog ?
>>56980079
EVE
Cuck Kings II
Europa Universalism IV
>>56980142
IF is something completly different. also why not do PSMF + IF ? no reason to not to
>>56980391
nah, but she's a 7 months old pureblood german commander shepard. A creature of beauty.
For some strange reason, german shepherds and kekoslovak wolfdogs seem to like me as well. Might be the calmness
>>56980561
thanks
>>56980590
>german shepard
long or short hair ?
shepherd dogs are top tier in general. ever seen a swiss shepherd ?
>>56980100
>hornbag at age 12
life must be hard :^)
>(that was the silkiest, softest thing I ever touched
supposedly guys find girls skin to be super soft and shit is it becaus eyou have hard/rough skin?
>>56979784
what is that?