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Honorary Ibilia Kebaboo Slav

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>>56962015
First for ANZU
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Can you say "habibi" to a woman ? Or is it woman to man ?
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>>56962124
Habibi is unisex, it can work for both

habibi kys
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>>56962174
Thanx man.
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>>56962115
I approve this post

>>56962124
habibti is more accurate
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>>56962115
>>56962174
>>56962216
I mistake you for Balestin 100% of the time change your fucking flag m8 before Abu Mazen sues you
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>media keep telling us Syria wants democracy
>muslims on fb says it's a lie and they want shariah

So, which one is it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSllkwDqXas
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>>56962346
Syrians prob don't want democracy but they sure as hell want peace and for people to stop murdering them. Just because a population is not democratic does not mean that it doesn't deserve to be treated in a humane fashion.
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>>56962383
I didn't say that. I just pointed out that there is a massive propaganda war going on.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6yKE-PLWK8
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>>56962591
Look at Estonia trying so hard to become an edgelord, kawaii desu <3
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a moment of silence for Assman

may you be amongst endless pairs of nubile feet wherever you tread

also be alive pls
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>>56962848
baka hes not kill
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How are you spending this fine sunday, fellas?
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>>56962848
Gone but forgotten, he lived a life that no one would envy, may his soul rest in piss.

;_;7
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>>56963063
the usual routine
>eat lunch
>watch animu
>post on some mongolian imageboard
>fap to some ecchi manga
>do my homework
>eat dinner
>sleep
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>>56963201

>T. BUTTHURT Q8QUQ
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>>56963302
What is that? You're into beastiality?
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>>56962848

SOMEONE FIND THE NAMES OF THE PEOPLE WHO DIED AND SEE IF SOMEONE WITH HIS NAME IS THERE
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>>56962800
Sweet fuck, sauce
>>56963605
Monster girls
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>>56963605
>What is that?
Daily life with a monster girl
>You're into beastiality?
INo, I just find the art arousing and I also like Centaur alot
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>>56963792
Fate Kaleid
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>>56963829
Thx
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>>56963792
Jesus fuck your all degenerate faggots
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>>56963867
It's /tg/ approved, so it's not degeneracy
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>>56963867
>Middle Easterner
>Straight
check out this guy
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>>56963965

HONG KONG FLAG UQUQ
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>>56964206

BUT HE IS A FOGGIT ANYWAY
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>>56964244

DOBEZ
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>>56963867
>being this new

/mena/ is basically /faggots/. It's like a /soc/ gay hookup thread except instead of contact info it's full of animu girls.
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>>56964397
Oh man.... that's fucked. Yeah man.

>>56963965
ahi pls
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>>56962015
I just asked a moroccan semi-qt for nudies and was (politely) rejected. feels bad man
hug me /mena/
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>>56964513
*hugs*
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>>56964513
How'd you ask

post her non nudes also
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>>56964397
rare
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>>56964590
y-you're not mad that I'm raiding your country krieg?
>>56964673
She's a friend of 2 years, so it was pretty casual
Before anything I asked her "what is the proper etiquette to asking a gril for nudes" (exact words)
I got "wtf" as a response followed by a prompt to just ask for nudes
A little while later I asked, she thought it was a joke, then I asked again and she explained that she doesn't want to

She wished me luck on qthunting though

pic related, she's not *that* cute in reality or most pics but thought I'd give you all something nice
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>>56964925
Huh, it was a girl? I thought you were hunting for boipuccy like everyone else in /mena/.
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>>56964925
Not at all, there is enough puss for everyone
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Grandfather told me he was a baboon, what does this mean?
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>>56964925
wouldaskfornudes/10
>>56965107
Delete
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>>56965213
What the fuck I swear I wrote bedoon
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>>56965258
means he's a monkey x-D

bedoon means someone w/o a country I guess
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>>56965258
Lol
Bedoon - بدون - means "without", it refers to people with no citizenship in any country. Term most applicable to Kuwait; plenty of those there.

>>56965135
thanks m80

>tfw being an eg*ptian male is not attractive literally anywhere in the world
please prove me wrong
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>>56965479
I think he means more sth like beduin?
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>>56965613
That's possible, but I'm assuming the guy knows what's he's talking about.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bedoon_(ethnicity)

Double check, >>56965258
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>>56965690
No
Only my perception of reality is true and right
Thus your views are wrong, because they don't agree with mine
Your argument doesn't matter
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>>56965445
Kek no surprise there
>>56965479
>>56965613
>>56965690
Yup, pretty sure it was Bedoon, I asked if he meant Beduin and he said no
Thanks lads, odds are I have Kuwaiti ancestry then? Quick google search told me the Kuwaiti government don't treat bedoons well though.
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>>56965828
But he has to have one, maybe he or his parents just hide it
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>>56965866
or maybe, it's Maybelline™
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>>56964925

>NO NUDES
>DOESNT WANNA FUCK

TIME TO UNFRIEND HER UQUQ
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frank ocean
is
soothing
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>>56965936
I always bring this line but nobody recognise it ._.
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>>56965828
I don't know why you'd want anything to do with any gulf cunt except the UAE or Qatar, baka desu senpai
But in that case you won't be considered a bedoon because you have a stronk country at your back and a Brazilian passport
They'll probably treat you better than most of their citizens if you're white

>>56965944
I actually dated her briefly for a time, but nothing came out (or in) of it.
I'll keep her as a primary wingman for flirting tips and for convenience, it's hard to not be friends with someone you've known for that long
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>Tfw no leper gf to rot on me
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what's casual dating like in mena

when's this guy going to die
https://youtu.be/dBtLh6w0KIQ
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>>56966033

FRIENDZON'T QUQ

TRY NOT TO TRIP ON YOUR BULLHORNS UQUQ WHILE SHE FUX CH@

>>56965944

DYBEZ
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>>56966254
>implying
Every religion has it extremist supporters, Islam more than the usual due to the natural inferiority and barbarism of Arabs
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>>56966313
She's not my gf m8, I even give her relationship advice sometimes
there are tons of qts in the world, my network thereof doesn't have to include her

>>56966254
it barely exists

Realtime commentary on vid:
0:23: 20 seconds into the video this guy already sounds like an absolute faggot.
1:06: well because this religion in the one relevant to you, fag
1:10: it actually happens in burmyanmar you huge fag
1:30: I can't take this faggy accent/voice much more
2:02: happens in the US regularly
3:25: I actually kind of agree with this fag here

Verdict: I agree with the idea, but why, why is everyone who talks about this such a colossal fedora about it
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>>56966485
you'll love this then

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CsU3D59XC4
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>>56966485

>NETWORK OF QTS

I.E. NETWORK OF FIVE FINGERS AND A QUQROSCOPE UQUQ? VIRGINLETS WHEN WILL THEY LEARN?

>GIVE HER RELATIONSHIP ADVICE

BASICALLY INSTRUCTING HER HOW TO QUQ YOU UQUQ. I BET YOU JERK YOUR QUQHORNS TO THE THOUGHT UQUQ.
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>>56966254
Can you even understand him?
>>56966485
Have you been in europe?
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>>56966581
Nice. I heard of the guy but never heard anything from him
too long didn't finish, but he doesn't seem to be saying much that's new after the 2nd minute
Do you easily understand his speech? This is basically formal Egyptian, slower (yes, that is what """slow""" egyptian sounds like) and with clearer spaces between the words

Also post link to Algerian podcast or something like that, I need samples from your dialect

>>56966729
>network of five fingers and a quqroscope
i-i'll grow it in time

>>56966799
I've not. Why?
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>>56966810
Because the faggotry is real there
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how subhuman do you have to be to blow up a bunch of kids at a football stadium waiting for their trophy
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>>56966869
HE LIVES
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>>56966853
Shikata ga nai

>>56966869
ASSMAN YOU'RE ALIVE!
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>>56966932
unfortunatly yes
why wouldn't i?
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>>56966869
you wouldn't say anything if they were sunni
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>>56966984
ofc i would even if they were...well sunni is the worst i can think of
anyway i would
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>>56966932
Kill me
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>>56966968
I was worried since you didn't post since that thing desu
pic related

>>56967075
Can't you just pretend to not speak m*ghrebi? I plan to do that with my dialect once I move out of here
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>>56967142
I am not maghrebi
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>>56967142
the ride never ends anon
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>>56967075
Cuck Cuck cuckold
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>>56966869
Probably the most fucked up thing to come out of Iraq since the execution of the Nepalese maids in mid 00's.
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>>56967298
HELLO
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>>56967190
What are you talking about then? And are you an actual Germanposter on /mena/?

>>56967252
Welcome back to /mena/ son, you're here forever
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>>56967489
He's an (ass)
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>>56967489
Im from Iraq and assyrian baka
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>>56966810
I understand it because it's close to Arabic (Fusha)

I don't think you'd understand Algerians, it's a different language altogether not just a dialect, this is what an Algérois would sound like.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3swOSYYtNTM
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>>56967630
Now this is a non-faggy (but unintelligible) dialect senpai
There's a *lot* of French mixed in that. Do even poorly educated Algerians understand French?

>>56967606
Oh OK. RARE
Do you speak Assyrian?
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>>56967811
I do in fact
Although not perfect 100%
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>>56967811
How poorly educated are we talking? if they're from a bumfuck village in inner Algeria and never went beyond 4th grade then probably not, except for the words that are used in everyday communication, but they wouldn't understand Arabic either.

The average Algerian should understand it, it's way too present in our lives for us not to; education, work, technology, entertainment...
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>>56964925
post more pls
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>>56964925
>Before anything I asked her "what is the proper etiquette to asking a gril for nudes" (exact words)
holy shit bro
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>>56968149
Yeah I have an Algerian friend from Algiers, she speaks a better french than some of our inbred northerners or other peasants desu
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>>56968281
ahaha les ch'tis?
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>>56968348
Yes their accent is terrible. But some other accents from the middle of the country are also weird, they roll their r's, it sounds like a different language. There are even some that speak patois
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>>56965479
>being an egyptian male is not attractive
you'd be surprised desu, it is for some undiscernible reason
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>>56967252
congratulations on not being blown up
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>>56967874
Still awesome. What do you speak natively and in your childhood, German?

>>56968437
Please elaborate murad, my life depends on this

>>56968164
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>>56968390
>it sounds like a different language
It's because they spoke a different language before you to forcibly assimilated them into the Parisian dialect.

What about Alsace-Lorraine, do they sound normal?
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>>56968555
i don't understand why is everyone saying this, the attack was in another province (babylon) not even in baghdad
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>>56968590
So I grew up in baghdad kind of bi lingual
Arabic outside in kindergarden and school, aramaic at home
Then I came to germany and started learning german and later on english
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>>56968590
tfw not cumming on her mole
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>>56968661
your assumed death was a meme the last 2 days
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>>56968590
You won't believe me if I told you, but I'll tell you anyway.

>be last friday
>meeting with a comic friend to discuss a skit
>he just finished a gig (musician) at a porn office
>smoking dank with 3 of the people working there (2 guys, one girl)
>join him
>starts talking about stand up
>the girl takes an interest in me
>starts flirting with me
>"I'm a provincial girl, I'm easily tempted by something exotic"

Turns out she's one of the stars there. Blonde, petite. Somewhat wacky but goddamn.

As soon as you mention you're Egyptian people react differently from if you just tell them you're Arab. One of my old hs friends told me that an Egyptian dude she was in school with as well moved to california and got a girlfriend really easy

Being Egyptian is attractive literally everywhere where there aren't many of us ayy lmao

>>56968661
because you disappeared after the bombing for a couple of days
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>>56968880
>Being Egyptian is attractive literally everywhere where there aren't many of us ayy lmao
>As soon as you mention you're Egyptian people react differently from if you just tell them you're Arab

Plan hatched.
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Hi, tourist in Oman here again. Today I saw a few places in the city of Muscat. Posting even if no one cares.
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>>56969009
[ye]
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>>56968648
Alsace-lorraine accent sounds like germans who know french very well, but still having a german accent. Though a bit less "harsh", it's a bit like they're chewing the words
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Grand Mosque is the #1 sight in Muscat and it's pretty impressive.
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>>56969196
From the inside.
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>>56969196
That marble floor is impressive, really shiny
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>>56969196
>>56969261
Looks glorious as fuck
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>>56969196
>>56969261

>Grand Mosque
"grand"
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>>56969119
>Posting even if no one cares.
Based. Keep posting
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>>56969196
I want to slide on that floor.
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>>56969261
carpet looks comfy as fuck
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>>56969152
Here's an example btw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JaLOr9xc30

The Alsatian language is closer to German than it is to French, so the resulting accent is understandable
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It's a whole garden things around the mosque. So yes, pretty based.
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Souk in Muhrat. Pretty large array of shops. Lots of tourists, but locals also shop here.
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Corniche, next to the suk, a walkway type thing.
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Old Muscat from above.
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>>56969974
Perfect defensive position, that'd be hard to attack by a conventional military
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>>56969974
>>56969932
>>56969881
>>56969764
>>56969261
>>56969196
nice pics, here are my shitty ones :D
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>>56970196
They do have forts around Muscat. That have actually seen battle.
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>no taking pictures zone

>puts on sunglasses
>takes picture
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>>56969932
hey i been there. hot and humid as fuck, and if i remember correctly, the sultan's yacht is just to the left of this photo
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>>56969974
are you an omani? i worked there for about 3 months. i did an internship, and lived in madinat qaboos. oman has to be the comfiest place on earth. no troubles at all
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Just now when I posted these pics I realized how clean and spotless a lot of these places are. Front of the royal palace.
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>>56970542
Yes, you would be right. Seems like I didn't take a picture with my phone, only my camera. So no posting it now. Instead, have the opera house.
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>>56970628
I wrote in the first post I'm a tourist.
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>>56970791
tourist from where?
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>>56965479
Not true man. You've got all that cool ancient history, I'm 100% sure if you leverage it right you could pick up chicks.
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>>56970464
How old are those, and who built them?
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>>56966384

t. 3arabi
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>>56970878
Are American grils interested in antidictatorship ideas outside of muh patriarchy? I could leverage that too maybe
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>>56970869
Europe.

>>56971031
Some of them are a couple hundred years old. Various people built them over the centuries. Don't really know enough to comment much more. I know some were by Portuguese.
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Well that's about it, without posting repeats. I should be able to post new ones around this time tomorrow again. Got another daytrip coming up.
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>>56971088
>imblying
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>>56970628
In what field do your work?
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>>56971846
*do you work
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>>56969717
Thank you, although I'm assuming this is a caricature of the Alsatian accent, upper-middle classes must have a more neutral sounding one.
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>tfw no brown qt
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>>56962383
Syria isn't exactly what you'd call a unified populace, though the war's doing a lot to make it moreso. Muslims in general want a just Shari'a system, but unfortunately for them the concept of "Shari'a" has never been the same across the Muslim world through history. Plus the groups that go about imposing it tend to be a little more on the extreme side than your average citydweller.

It's a funny thing watching religious people try to grapple with the acceptance of divine law and the failure of man to provide socially accepted justice through it.
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should i go to burgerking?
its the only thing thats opened rn
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>>56969398
ayy nigger you're alive

>>56968437
dude papyrus hyroglifics and shieeeeeet PS pyramids lol

>>56966799
I read a transcript desu

although I did watch the whole thing because the sound of the language is really pleasing to the ears desu

>>56966485
r-really

so how does it work desu
how did you set about doing it
is it more about social networks and stuff
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>>56973097
>read a transcript desu
Link
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Does extremism have a pendulum effect?

Extremism breeds, wrecks havoc a la Syria, people swing back to the other side after witnessing what happened, the next generation, rinse and repeat?

>>56972813
post some Khaoulas before you go.
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http://www.ajel.sa/local/1724161

tfw can't report every fag itt to the Saudi police
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>>56972169
Yes I guess that's a caricature. But the accents tend to die a bit, with national TV and easy transportation - I'm not sure it's only true among the upper-middle class as you say, it probably depends on how people are open to their surroundings.
There are multiple TV hosts that had a regional accent, but it them to get the job.
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>>56973097
I would tell you if I had the slightest idea.
The one time I had a gf in an Arab country we'd been friends for months before I started to show signs of liking her
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>>56973467
>mfw parents actually considered moving to Saudi Arabia
Thank goodness they changed their mind
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Kidfg92CQ8

What does /mena/ think of this song?
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Quick, /mena/, I need ~10-second samples from as many Arabic dialects as possible.

They should be natural-sounding to their native speakers.

I already have Moroccan, Tunisian (from 3ndi manqollek) and Algerian (from >>56967630) and I'll record mine
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>>56974375
Why?
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>>56974062
Why the fuck would anyone want that jesus

>>56974375
Here habibi
https://www.reddit.com/r/arabs/wiki/dialects
inb4 >reddit
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>>56974375
tell me what to say, got a Sudanese accent here.

>>56974062
>mfw parents came to uae purely because of sharia
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>>56974420
I'm making a survey on the intelligibility of Arabic dialects. May or may not post it here when I'm done.
>>56974440
Treasure found, thanks diaspora
>>56974501
Something not retarded, not serious and not controversial. Maybe like "I like reading and I bla bla bla".
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>>56974597
I'm not an Arab and have an accent.
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>>56974725
Then I won't take your voice but will survey you. What variety/ies of Arabic did you learn?
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>>56975114
Just MSA.
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>>56974440
don't know why it happened a year before I was born, my brother convinced them to stay.
>>56974501
>living in a cunt where you can't show gay affection in public
I feel you m8
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>>56962015
How to get Mena slutfu fucktoy?
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>>56975245
You just gave me an idea. I'll modify the survey so it'd be applicable to you.
You just gave me a lot of help without knowing it, إيليا

>>56975351
1. Convert to Kebabism
2. Visit her parents' house and ask to marry their daughter
3. Fucktoy

it's that simple famalam
Also, how are kebab treated in your cunt?
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>>56974440
holy fuck

that sub is like /mena/ but better and with upvotes

Sunnis, Jews, wow the bantz
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>>56975760
Arabic accents across the world?
You're welcome, lol.
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>>56975795
>Russian is spoken by quite a lot of people, it's by far the second most spoken language in Israel after Hebrew, far bigger than Arabic; a lot more people know English but nobody actually speaks it on the streets, Russian however is everywhere.
Lol true. My former uni prof's parents are living in Israel.
Sadly I have no Jewish heritage. ><
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>>56974375
give us something to read . lets turn this to a vocaroo thread (3andi mankolek is the fucking worst source for our dialect)
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>>56976009
Thanks for the (You) you gave me unknowingly, people are stingy cunts about them in this general and I'm a bit of a whore, I'd sell my cousinwife just for a few desu
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>>56976035
https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chemistry

Read any part of this article in your dialect (optimal recording length is 10-15 seconds) and post link.

Other dialects, read anything from any of the following:
https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/World
https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mars
https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sweden
https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poetry
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>>56966869
Oh look, he's alive
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>>56976322
in arabic or english ?
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>>56976554
In Tunisian, for you
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It's haram time again.
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More haram.
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>>56977203
Post Arab boypussy (or yours).
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>>56976762
>>56977203
Bro, can you do me a favor?
Can you ask someone in the lounge to record a part of this article in the Omani dialect?
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>>56977388
Forgot to link article
https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poetry
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>>56973189
i was sleeping
im rly hungry nao
i dont wanna interact with humans but i want a BK burger and some hot fries desu
should i use the drive-thru as a pedestrian?
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>>56977388
Sorry dude, it's still me. The tourist.
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>>56977664
I know
How appealing does it sound to you to ask a bartender or the like to record voice on your phone 4u?
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>>56977271
I like girls. I don't take hidden creepshots of boipuccy. This was from a hotel swimming pool today.
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>>56977727
I think the bartenders are foreigner. The only ones I know for sure are Omani are the ones in their national costume drinking beers. I don't think I want to disturb them.
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>>56977830
That wouldn't be a good idea, yeah
No problem then m8
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>>56977741
:c
Sorry.
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>>56976762
>>56977203
Reported to ROP
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>>56977663
I did that once, even went beep beep

cracked the server up
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>>56976762
can make out your reflection in the glass :^)
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>>56978220
It's all legal, man.
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>>56978426
Ha, I was just pretending to be retarded.
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So lonely.
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>>56978536
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LOWER YOUR GAZE!
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when I learn how in going to develop a chrome extenshaan that replaces all -tion sounds with shaan and give it to you guys

I think it's a pity how the edishaan edishaans died off

you guys killed a /mena/ tradishaan

I hope you're ashaamed of yourselves
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>>56963848
A-am I invited too?
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>>56978740
>not using Word Replacer II
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Yeah, but the other way around
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Okay, one more before bedtime. Have a long day tomorrow, to take more pictures and post them here.
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>>56978922
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>>56978981
What do you recommend be my first beer if I have the choice?
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>>56978785
no need to ask for permishaan, you don't need an invitashaan

>>56978889
>chromium
>falling for le privacy maymay

anyone thanks for the revelashaan
I'll install that extenshaan and see how its configurashaan works

this is a revolutiaanary development desu
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>>56978981
nice pictures bruv
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>>56978999
>>56978922
Post pics of the view from your windows.
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>>56978740
pass me the ammunashaan im on my way to perdishaan
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>>56978999
Qatar-kun kitaaaaaaaaaaah !!

Post boipucci
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>>56979072
>be me
> minute long meow exchange with neighborhood stray
>bat eyes slowly routine to communicate my peaceful intenshaans
>still bolts away when I reach for a pet

what do

meow desu (._. )
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>>56975760
>Also, how are kebab treated in your cunt?
Now not good because of rapefugees.
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>>56978999
Those trips are almost as nice as your boipucc
>>56979084
Rip, nyet cam
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>>56978740
would you sign this petishaan?
do you need a permishaan?


>>56979200
you dont reach yourself, that would be abducshaan
theyre scared of accelerashaan
they need acclimatizashaan
you need to squat or sit down and be like a statue, an attractshaan!
then their curiosity wins over and they will start an explorashaan!
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>>56979072
Thanks, tomorrow's should be quite nice. I'm going to one of the most visited destinations. From pictures I have seen it looks beautiful.
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>>56979200
Better than Sakaki-san from Azumanga Daioh.
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>>56979378
I love you
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>>56979058
First beer, ever, in your life? Uhh... then something with more taste. Maybe a Czech lager. Or a British pale ale.
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>>56979740
got it m8
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>>56979596
Hihi <3
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>>56973097
dude ancient civilizations lmao

people doing shit thousand of years ago

>>56976762
>heineken
kinda cat-pissy but gg in oman famalam


>>56979882
>>56979740
IPA's are pretty nice too desu
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>>56979058
Beck's
10/10 i miss it so much
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>>56979084
Okay. From my hotel window. Got back from the bar, I should head to bed now, long trip tomorrow again.
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The survey is out lads
Your input is appreciated
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1lwhdq9pnmK7ykyyd9mGxsJjLauJDA3EoA241UV-jc_0
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IN HONOR OF 3UTHMAN'S UNTIMELY SURVIVAL: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8hHbwVX9NE

>>56968880

SO DID YOU FUCK?


>>56976145
>>56976145
>>56976145
>>56976145

GIBE COUSINWIFE UQUQ
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>>56980880
Thanks anon. You've already dumped so much beautiful photos, that's why I asked other anons. But thanks anyway.
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>starving and everything is closed today because muh Easter Sunday
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>>56981230
nah, she was with this dude and I felt incredibly bad

It was me awkwardly reacting to her advances simply because I didn't want to make him feel even more shit, he was a cool guy
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>>56981926

THE "COOL GUY" TRICK

WORX EVERY TIME UQUQ

LOOKS LIKE YOU GOTTA STICK TO YOUR QABAIL W3ASHAYER FOR NOW UQUQ

UNLESS YOU GOT HER NUMBER BUT I ASSUME YOU WERE TOO QUQQT UQUQ
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>>56962015

how do i get a big booty MENA gf?

I will devote myself to her butthole.
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>>56982481
dont do haram stuff
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>>56981883
Similar but i got drank, dank and Bürgers now
Looking for a comfy hideout WIP
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>>56982259
She added me on fb and we've been chatting, she's not even low key flirting at this point

Sticking to les qabail wa 3ashayer by default though, I'd feel bad otherwise

>>56982481
tbqh lots of them would marry you just for the passport

Or go to france and charm a beurette
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>normies in 1st world countries do student exchanges in other countries
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>>56982481
anal zegz is haram anon
you'd have better luck with a christian or fedora qt in which case you don't need special guidance

However, I'd ask >>56980454, he's an expert on this particular topic

Also, thanks a lot for answering the questionnaire brot-GENRICH GET OUT
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>>56981883
>not counting on muslim shops
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>>56982665
>tfw I could've done this
>tfw I changed my major
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>>56982788
What was your major?
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>>56982851
economics, now it's economics and finance, which I can't go on erasmus or study abroad in general with
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>>56982648

i don't her to love my passport i want her to love me.
I don't go after beurettes because they are westernized whore who bang negroes.

>>56982692
if anal sex is haram how do you fuck your women? They have to be virgins before they marry. Anal sex looks like a win-win to me.
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>>56982933
Uh, why? What's the difference?
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>>56982971
not mutually exclusive

there's a culture to an extent that says love comes after marriage back home, though it is slowly decreasing

>beurettes
good job actually, they're a hassle to deal with

>how do you fuck your women?
in the vageenur

All sex is haram, so it doesn't really matter if you manage to convince a girl to have sex with you.
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>>56983120
the finance minor I have to do here, instead of being able to do a minor anywhere else
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>>56982971
Fewer people are aware it's haram than those who are aware they need their virginity :^)
It's a common trick to do only anal before marriage even for those who do know about it because they're afraid of virginity tests, not of allah.
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>>56982971
>i don't her to love my passport i want her to love me.
Whatever makes you comfy, mijn vriend. But she'll 'love' you for your passport anyway.
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>>56983202
Well, I hope you'll be ok and find a job which will alow you to travel abroad after all.

At least you're investing your time in something worthwhile unlike me.
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>>56983256

so there's no hope afterall.
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>>56983355
actually my degree has zero meaning to what I want to do with my life

I'm doing it to keep the parents content. We're in the same boat mayne
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>>56983414
Mine didn't please my mom. She wanted me to do a STEM major which I felt absolutely unprepared to. I studied good though and she was okay with it, but after graduation and unsuccessful attempt to continue studies in a Moscow uni I found myself absolutely useless.
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>>56983605
apply to the netherlands, there's a lot of russians here
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>>56983792
Ik heb daar geen geld voor.
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>>56983402
Dont listen to him, there are plenty of women that have better and more passports than you.
But if your Nationality is your only rederming attribute your prolly fucked
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>>56984009

dude i'm italian not swedish nor german. My nationality is an handicap.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mING20gzds&t=16m10s
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>>56984172
Dude any woman is easy, have a solid income, be fit, healty and clean and dont be an autistic shitlord(hardest part)
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>>56984453

ok i'm out.
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>>56984314
>Turk gay porn
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>>56984000
ah, fair point actually,
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>>56984487
Whys that?
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>>56968163
I've been summoned.

>>56969119
>>56969196
>>56969261
>>56969764
>>56969881
>>56969932
>>56969974
>>56970464
>>56970658
>>56970740
>>56970791
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>>56971643
>>56978981
>>56980880
Got 'em all saved.

Quality of your pics is brilliant, I wonder what camera do you use.

Best for the old Muscat and the window look, also the palace was great.

I hope more will come, Oman-tourist friend.
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>>56984756
Who are those Ruskies, what are they studying?
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>>56985112
Who are you, what are you doing in Czechistan?
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>>56985118
don't know what to qualify them as, but they're in the same bachelor as me
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>find a silent place at the river
>total peace
>make myself comfortable
>phone starts ringing
>random groups of drunken white trash pass by
I just wanted to be alone REEE
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>>56985480

How are you handlign the Rapefugees?
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>>56985508
Not my issue, they voted for Merkel twice, they can deal with it
Fugees dont start shit here, im more concerned with crypto-nazis looking for a fight
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>>56985869

You never encountered any?
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