Denmark has avoided the bants for far too long
Have they really done anything to warrant it? The most noteworthy shit I can think of is Lego and Legos are fucking awesome.
greatest ally
>>56960481
>sunbathing with a watch and couple of rings
Snowniggers will never change
return Hans Island desu
>>56960375
Kierkegaard? More like Kierkelard am I right?
>>56960375
>Have a peninsula
>Settle capital in an island
W-why?
>>56960651
>having your capital on land attached to Germany
terrible idea
>>56960375
That's because they're a bunch of normies who don't do shit.
On the plus, here's muh favourite Danish pornstar: http://www.xvideos.com/video1386331/denise_talks_dirty_and_moans_like_a_bitch
>>56960406
Denmark is the country with the most laughable military history in Europe.
> repeatedly humiliated by German illiterate farmers with pitchforks in Dithmarschen
> only country to lose the 30 years war twice
> BTFO by Sweden too many times to count, including when Sweden was controlled by Denmark
> the gains won in the only war they won in the last 5 centuries were lost a decade after, when they unironically lost against fucking AUSTRIA
> record surrender time (4 hours) in WW2, still unbeaten in Europe; Danes who went to bed in a peaceful Denmark woke up as Germans; Danish resistance took actually less time than watching a LOTR marathon
>>56960651
It was intended to be somewhat in the middle of the country, but the fucking swedes took our land
>>56960799
>Update
When did you last hold that land?
>BE DANISH
>GET HAM'D
>oh look its another "lets summon australia to banter a country i dont like" thread
>>56961176
300 years ago
Little fuckers build bridge so small and now we can't build bigger boats because it would fucking crash into it. They deserve being next to Swedes and Germs.
>>56961339
This
Denmark is the FUCKing worst Nordic country they should just sink back into the fucking SEA
>>56961339
You know what? Just build a fucking huge ship that would rape that fucking Lego bridge to pieces, that will teach them!
>>56960541
I don't get it
Lasse Schone is mediocre
>>56960375
they are not even cucked, only thing i can come out with is this
youtube.com/watch?v=s-mOy8VUEBk
DE DER POLAKKER, IK?
DE SYYYYGE I ROEN!
>>56960691
>literally ruled england
>cucked the entire north for centuries
>slayed swedish nobles
>literally made an entire country speak your language
The rivalry with Sweden was sorta back and forth.
Meanwhile you can't fucking blame us for anything after getting rekt in 1864 when we basically demilitarized everything and began focusing on becoming a functional economy.
>border germany
>no military
>either get rekt like France and Poland or cooperate with German forces for the time being
Meanwhile in Spain
>most notable piece of military history is their armada getting rekt by the brits and a civil war that turned your country into a literal dictatorship for more than 40 years
What goes on in Ronne?
>>56964809
Not much. Sun is shining.
>>56960691
That would Italy, my friend.
Back in the days, the Vikings whow ere basically Danes fucked sit up for everyone Europe, settled in France, invaded ENgland and some other stuff. For a country that's a tumor on Germany that's really not bad.
>>56964727
Comparing Denmark's military history with Spain's is laughable. Not even a retard like you can even argue this.
>>56964995
Vikings are super overrated. When they faced an organized army and not a bunch of defensless priests,they usually got stomped.
>>56965138
I don't deny that, still, for a bunch of hairy angry barbarians, they were able to were able to mess with everyone since people back then weren't able to properly react to their tactics.
Keep in mind the time frame, you can't judge the past according to your present day standards.
>>56965138
Vikings were pretty hardcore desu
Also there's nothing wrong to lose against Austria
>>56965236
I mean,saquing a small fishing town is not something great. Take into account how weak most places were at the time. They just blitz places with few defences. When they faced a Christian or even Muslim army they juts got stomped
>>56965138
>>56965325
Maybe because they weren't organized themselves to begin with. They were mostly chieftains and villages after all.
Vikings weren't focused on raiding and pillaging to begin with, their main focus was trade and mercenary work. And even then, they didn't have as sophisticated armor as anglo-saxons for example, as many vikings could barely afford a sword, yet alone proper armor apart from a shield and helmet.
>>56965325
As it was dommed to happen, but just because they were eventually rekts doesn't have to diminished what they were able to accomplish previously.
I would even say that considering how easily they could've been beaten, it adds to their "merit" that they were able to mark European history so deeply.
>>56965262
As I said,they usually fought against barely organized resistance.
And Austria is the biggest military joke of the great European nations. If they didnt get super lucky with the Flanders+Spain succesions,they would have been totally irrelevant.
Maybe the fact that we cucked then in the past is the reason we are being cucked now and they are not
Karma or something.
>>56965374
Yeah. I guess. I just think that they are overglorified and over represented for what they actually acomplished.
>>56965138
Why are the Spanish always so insecure about Scandis?
Let's not forget there's a centre-right conservative party called "Left".
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Venstre_(Denmark)
>>56965502
>why are failed southern euro countries insecure about successful northern euro countries
>>56965412
Don't delude yourself. The cucking was mutual on both sides.
>>56965457
Blame English, French and German intellectuals.
>>56965508
There's a story behind this desu
>>56965502
You are just the canadian shorposter that puts crappy mediterranean memes. Is better to ignore you.
Oh god you are right! Time to BANT THE DANES!
>>56960799
>>56961266
>>56961634
>>56963919
>>56964727
>>56964984
>>56965368
Hey Danes, if Seiðr is ergi how come both Odin and Loki practiced it extensively? Are your gods literally faggots?
>>56965549
NER MED KRISTIAN TYRANN
>>56965542
>Sweden
>successful
Someone forgot to check their privilege today
>>56965606
Thank god, I got a reaction like this. You have no idea how long I've spent on this shit.
>>56965549
>Don't delude yourself. The cucking was mutual on both sides.
Maybe. The price for it was awful. Fucking Skåne is an economical disaster. Malmö is a shitty city and always has been.
Hi Denmark, your good? I hope so.
love,
S-H
>>56965649
Arguably Sweden is the most successful out of all the nordics if you discount the norwegians blind luck.
>>56965746
FUUUUUCK GET BAITED DO IT GO JUST DO IT
>Den"mark"
>has never made a significant mark on the planet
lmao
1658 best year of my life
DANSKJÄVELN BLÅST ÅT HELVETE
>>56965896
ayyyyy
>>56965577
Pretty sure the Danes haven't worshipped Odin for a long time
>>56966040
Maybe because he's a faggot according to his own religion checkmate atheists.
>>56965374
They only marked English history because England was a mess until alpha Frenchmen made them a colony. Other Christian Europeans were more afraid of Magyars than Vikings, who were a pain in the ass for Britbongs and Flemings but would leave French and Germans alone if they gave them money. The most successful and capable group of Scandinavians that left a long-lasting mark on Europe were the Normans, and that happened exclusively because, by that time, they were more French than a general strike.
Denmark had three good moments (Sven I Tveskæg, Valdemar II Sejr, Kalmar Union) but it went downhill from there. Denmark's army has been a joke for the last 600 years.
>>56965804
>only Malmö
>>56965841
>>56966114
To be fair, the Greeks (supposedly fathers of modern civilization) also practiced faggotry and even "sex temples". Non-Abrahamic religions were degenerate as fuck.
>>56965896
>"United" states of America
>States aren't united as each have different laws and bills.
>Rest of the Americas aren't even in the US.
>>56966236
The states are united through the federal government into one country, they can't act in international politics independently because that almost fucked us over early on.
America (singular) and the Americas (plural and has "the") are different places
Be afraid, be very afraid
>>56966115
Why do Europeans not know European history? England under the saxons was great. Normans fucked it all up for a while until the Plantagenets. Normans were heathen tier that destroyed Saxon churches and Roman ruins behind the popes back until they gave a fuck and built some shit around modern canterbury.
>>56966417
Because we're usually deluded by our own nationalistic glory and only cherrypick out what makes our country come off as great.
We use any excuse to come off as a country with great history, despite our current situation.
>Not cucked
>Small and comfy
>4th highest HDI in the world
>Great economy
We might have a despicable military history and a shitty language but at least we're happy and patriotic on our eternal peninsula.
All bigger countries bullying Denmark just come off as insecure and egotistic. Have fun bullying the worlds oldest monarchy and the father of every nordic country.
>>56966522
Tell me about the rotten banana. What happens there? Is it comfy?
>>56966417
Why do leafboys think they know anything about European history?
>>56966522
>have to bully a country that's 100 times smaller than itself for no reason other than autism
>>56966576
Because their own irrelevancy makes them angsty af
>>56966236
>To be fair, the Greeks (supposedly fathers of modern civilization) also practiced faggotry and even "sex temples". Non-Abrahamic religions were degenerate as fuck.
Yeah shit was crazy. Wands? Literally dildos used in rituals. Makes you look at Harry Potter in a whole different way.
Sandwiched between 2 cuckoldry superpowers by 2030
>>56966576
Being a leaf doesn't impair my ability to read or travel, mr. frog. Don't act like you guys trusted the Normans either, they may have been culturally french but they were the Equivalent of Quebec going AWOL and looking to take over Minnesota before looking back at the maritimes.
>>56966575
Basically we just mind our own business and avoid getting cucked. There really isn't anything serious to discuss so people just try to stay comfy. Nature is shit but the coast is awesome so more people are immigrating there from the cities as we speak.
Otherwise just a bunch of patriotic party-germans cut off from the rest of the world.
>>56966522
is Lolland the happiest place on Earth?
>>56966694
>to read or travel
Then travel and read, no need to pretend you know what you're talking about.
>>56966756
Man that sounds comfy. I dream about getting a tiny house in that area so I can start wintering there.
>>56966910
Jesus fuck
>>56966811
Definitely the nicest farmers. When it comes to the nicest city-people i'd say Aarhus takes the cake.
>>56966897
>Pretend
Where was I wrong Mohammad?
>highest rate of adolescent male breast development
>captions on all TV shows because they can't understand their own language
>DENMARK
>>56967004
>Highest obesity rate gives American men breasts anyway
>Optional captions on every national broadcast are available for those with hearing defects
Why do americans perform bantz without background checks?
Jutland is inbred tier
>>56965577
>Danes
>knowing jack shit about the vikings
You can't just take over Iceland and say you're an Icelander. Danes were about as mainland as you can get, the outskirts of the Norse kingdom. Sure, sit behind your Rammund hin Unge and Ostehövel the Breasted and tell me Denmark was the center of the Norse kingdom. It just simply isn't true though.
>>56967178
Are you a LARPer or something
>>56966983
>Aarhus
>literally filled with muslims
>>56967117
The breast thing was actually conducted in Denmark, but it's actually part of a larger study on how chemicals in modern day products affect puberty among adolescents worldwide.
>>56966622
>>100 times smaller than itself
You can't be smaller than yourself, learn to reflexive
Self=sig in Danish=sich in German
>>56967178
What on earth are you on about? If not the Danes, which government ruled the occupied nations of Norway, Iceland, Greenland and the Faroe Isles?
You can't just come into a thread spouting facts that sound like something you made up while LARPing in your backyard.
>>56967212
No I come from a family that hates Denmark with a passion. I'm not some kinda Ásatrú faggot, I just hate Denmark.
>>56966115
>Normans, and that happened exclusively because, by that time, they were more French than a general strike.
Firstly >more french than a general strike.
Secondly conquering a large part of france (and a lot of other shiet) is still an achievement.
And finally they would not devolve into frogs just yet. By the time of the norman conquest of England they had only been there for ~3-4 generations intermarrying mostly.
Why is Denmark such a terrible place?
>>56967394
>ruled the occupied nations of
Bingo. Britain ruled over South Africa: does this make them the center of the Zulu culture? Checkmate atheist
>>56967475
If think you are confusing a colony and a part of the realm. Anyway the North Sea Empire was fairly homogeneous and the capital was in denmark (Ribe for NSE and Roskilder for later realms)
The only thing I've ever noticed that seems to trigger Danes is how South Schleswig is German.
Apart from that they just don't get butthurt, sadly.
>>56967458
Does nobody really remember this?
A dane used to shitpost constantly and take up half the catalog with posts with the geography of the country with the flag inside of it and post
"Why is x such a terrible place" or something like that. Which in turn made Denmark hated for a few weeks.
But then again back then it was less shitposting in normal threads to try to force ebin maymays for reddit and shit so it didn't really carry over.
>>56967996
POWER TO THE DANISH MINORITY
>>56967936
I think you are confusing my cock for a lolipop
>>56968379
Holy shit nice one dude!!! We showed that Dane!
USA USA USA USA USA!!!!!!
>>56968379
You can't be that diabetic, friendo.
>>56968354
They already have their special rights though.
>>56968599
De er uden for pædagogisk rækkevidde, lad dem bare slå deres flag for brystet og spise deres bofsandwicher. Vi er bedre end dette, så lad være med at tage maddingen.
>>56969244
Men jeg er mere rapkæftet end den er :^(
Meget apropos, kan jeg få en kompliment for mit ebin diss?
>>56966115
>>56966115
>The most successful and capable group of Scandinavians that left a long-lasting mark on Europe were the Normans
no that was us
>>56969598
Det var top kage, din bantz grænser til det australske. Forlader tråden nu, lykke til :^)
>>56969863
syggekokle kamelåså
>>56965577
>if Seiðr is ergi
what?
>>56970053
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ergi
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sei%C3%B0r
You had a cool religion mate. Make an effort to study it.
>>56970858
oj vej
varför försöker du lära gojmen saker?
>>56971122
I really like mythology. I study the myths of a lot of different cultures. As far as mythologies go the bible is pretty lame so I had to branch out.
>>56960799
>his country got cucked by sweden
>BY SWEDEN
holy fucking shit
>other cuck'd countries thinking they can bant us even though we are literally the only country in western europe who aren't sucking refugee cock
>>56972119
Denmark you need to understand that /int/ is like a kindergarten. If a boy pulls a girl's hair it is only because he likes her.
>>56972217
>>56972344
Aww, I like you too :3
hello Denmark you are like our father
>>56971614
Stormakt Sweden was scary tbհ, they were bloody monsters when they roamed through Germany and Poland. Schwedentrunk and stuff.
What is happening to that country now is karma for genociding all those good Catholic Europeans.
>>56972559
What is it with muslims and burning the flag of the country they're in?
>eating stew
>it's a bit too hot
What the fuck am I supposed to do now?
>>56972607
This has nothing to do with Islam!
#notallmuslims #openborders #tolerance #peace #nukeisrael #nukethewest #killobama #killputin
>>56972723
Guys seriously what the fuck
>>56968117
Rasmus overdosed on marijuanas
>More than half of Danish boys are showing signs of developing breasts – a condition called gynecomastia – as they enter puberty.
>Dr Mikkel Grunnet Mieritz is one of the doctors behind a study of the condition.
>“When we look at adolescent boys, up to 60 percent show signs of breast development,” he told Videnskaben.dk.
>Mieritz said that mammary glands on boys are harmless, but can be embarrassing for the boys who develop them.
>Kurt Kristensen, a pediatrician at Aarhus University Hospital, said that parents often get upset when their sons begin to develop mammary glands.
http://cphpost.dk/news/boys-with-breasts.9245.html
http://sciencenordic.com/one-two-boys-develops-breasts
>Larger testes and higher inhibin B levels in Finnish than in Danish newborn boys.
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/16595596
The Little Princes of Denmark:
>Why do Danes have smaller nuts than Finns—are toxins to blame?
http://www.slate.com/articles/double_x/doublex_health/2010/02/the_little_princes_of_denmark.html
>The Danish birth prevalence of hypospadias was significantly higher than in a concomitant Finnish study (1.03 vs. 0.27%; P = 0.012).
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/15870122
>Danish boys also had a higher prevalence of both cryptorchidism and hypospadias than Finnish boys.
http://www.eje-online.org/content/155/suppl_1/S51.full.pdf
>Danish Girls Are The Most Masculine In The World
http://www.rooshv.com/danish-girls-are-the-most-masculine-in-the-world
>>56972896
>>56972723
Ok now it has cooled off but I've eaten enough hot small portions that my tongue hurts now.
>be dane
>get christianize'd lmao
>>56972976
> rooshv.com
>>56972951
Jon*
>>56972976
I for one welcome a world full of QT Danish traps.
>>56972976
i dont care about denmark at all!!!
TFW only fameous because we look gompared to our godawful shit neighbor.
Arrogant as fuck on the internet, idk IRL.
>>56973348
>french
>calling others arrogant
>>56973348
That's because we're better than everyone else, you nimrod.
Det er da fordi Vi er bedre end alle andre, din knold.
>>56972799
>#religionofpeace
>>56972998
I'm so sorry Mario. Just tell me if there is anything we can do to help.
>got cucked out of half their country
>>56974326
>Currently getting cucked out of their entire country.
>tfw danish gf
>old zealand
>>56974818
>got cucked by the country that is currently getting cucked out of their entire country.
Denmark, you know I love you,dont you??
>>56973394
I'm well placed to tell you, you're arrogant as fuck wherever I read danish people on the internet.
Maybe because your scandinavia leftist cucked hole avoids the deepweb 4chan and I have to deal with you, the neckbeardest moron on the entire web.
>>56973426
The only thing we couldn't throw in a trash, in Denmark, it's the girls. Because they are trash. See ? I'm not that arrogant. I have the politness to insult you in your irrelevant language, din knold.
>>56976182
>deepweb
lmao look at this fedoralord
bet you also fap to little boys on some obscure site you're browsing via your onion
