What's your favorite battle?
Agincourt. Everytime someone mentions it I feel proud of my Welsh heritage.
>>56956805
/his/ seems more appropriate for this sort of thread
the kettle should have a monument
>>56956850
This is gold.
>>56956805
Wiki says this is probably apocryphal.
>>56956805
Wtf happened?
On Morocco Battle of Annual
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Annual
On the whole world of course Stalingrad.
>>56956934
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little comment p and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the comment. The "lol why don't Americans celebrate Easter", isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a stupid Christian holiday. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic australian NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "LOL WHY DON'T AMERICANS CELEBRATE EASTER." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
Forever...
Visited a retirement house where i met one of the fighters of this battle.
He said that urban warfare was instense as fuck and that he'd still hear the sound of the MG-42 sometimes.
One of the best men i've ever met desu.
>>56957093
Intresting story there.
Eyedea vs RK tbqh, the kid was talented
#RIPMikey
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VznZPlTpaig
>>56958411
I know it wasn't real, but I really liked the battle at the end of 8 Mile
>>56956934
Come on man...
>>56956805
The neverending battle between America and Easter.
![2d3325963e[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/EaWM1AS.png "2d3325963e[1].png")
Stalingrad. True horror I guess.
>>56956949
The army of Austria, approximately 100,000 strong, was setting up camp around the town of Karánsebes. The army's vanguard, crossed the Timiş River nearby to scout for the presence of the Ottoman Turks. There was no sign of the Ottoman army, but the hussars did run into a group of Tzigani, who offered to sell schnapps to the war-weary soldiers. The cavalrymen bought the schnapps and started to drink.
Soon afterwards, some infantry crossed the river. When they saw the party going on, the infantry demanded alcohol for themselves. The hussars refused to give them any of the schnapps, and while still drunk, they set up makeshift fortifications around the barrels. A heated argument ensued, and one soldier fired a shot.
Immediately, the hussars and infantry engaged in combat with one another. During the conflict, some infantry began shouting "Turci! Turci!" ("Turks! Turks!"). The hussars fled the scene, thinking that the Ottoman army’s attack was imminent. Most of the infantry also ran away; the army comprised Italians from Lombardy, Serbs, Croats, and Austrians, plus other minorities, many of whom could not understand each other. While it is not clear which one of these groups did so, they gave the false warning without telling the others, who promptly fled. The situation was made worse when officers, in an attempt to restore order, shouted "Halt! Halt!" which was misheard by soldiers with no knowledge of German as "Allah! Allah!".
As the cavalry ran through the camps, a corps commander reasoned that it was a cavalry charge by the Ottoman army, and ordered artillery fire. Meanwhile, the entire camp awoke to the sound of battle and, rather than waiting to see what the situation was, everyone fled. The troops fired at every shadow, thinking the Ottomans were everywhere; in reality they were shooting fellow Austrian soldiers. The incident escalated to the point where the whole army retreated from the imaginary enemy.
>>56959745
This guy knows what's up
Here's a good one
When my government was't filled with pussies.
Get rekt murricunts
>>56959893
based murrica army
>>56957364
> Argentina
> blancos
Awesome.
>>56957093
https://youtu.be/1M7sUCElJK0
Eterna é a sua vitória
the battle for keeping fruit off pizzas
>>56960117
That's a thing?
>>56957364
>Garibaldi won the only war worth losing
ffs
![velitel[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/DFOxVei.jpg "velitel[1].jpg")
Batlle os Zvolen- Czechoslovakia x Hungary
Based Šnejdárek
>As I said, I intended to attack the Hungarians
from Levice in the north. Schueler, from Alsace,
French General, was to attack from the west. I don’t know who was commanding the bolsheviks, never found out a thing about him. It was said that it
was Béla Kun. We didn’t have enough troops, I
had to put everything I had into the front line,
there were no reserves. Not good. It would have been even worse if the enemy had found it out. I therefore called upon the officer from my
headquarters and told him this: ”Go to Zilina and
from Zilina take a train to Kosice. You will take
about a hundred soldiers with you, in military
issue/linen uniforms . They will blacken their face and hands and tie a white bandana around their heads in the fashion of a turban. The bandana does not have to be too white. At each train station they will get out and walk about on the platform, speaking loudly as Senegalese. The officer reported that he didn’t have soldiers that spoke as Senegalese. I told him that it didn’t matter. They will simply blab and every so often say the word ”Senegal” very clearly. I counted on the fact that the Hungarian spies would grab unto this word, and I knew that every spy exaggerated in order to get a
bigger reward. If he saw a hundred men he would report seeing a thousand. If the Bolsheviks had informers at three stations, intelligence in Budapest would report seeing three thousand soldiers.
cont
![64f12d783f1bb1cb6f6c3942ae6c1194[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/iqCqZhK.jpg "64f12d783f1bb1cb6f6c3942ae6c1194[1].jpg")
>>56960618
the text got kinda fucked up but whatever, it's still an interesting story
The officer executed my order very conscientiously. My intelligence informed me shortly after, that Budapest ”knew” in 48 hours that Franchet d’Esperey, the commanding officer of the united forces in the Balkans, sent me ‘two Senegal regiments through Romania.’ My ”Senegalese,” mostly boys from Prague-Vrsovice did a good job. The Senegal myth raveled even further, from Budapest back to the front line. We found this out when we circled a division of Bolsheviks near the river Hron and on being forced to surrender, they began jumping into the river, even the nonswimmers. We pulled them out and I said to them, ”Why are you doing this?” ”You should be glad to be taken prisoner by a decent army”. They answered: ”We are afraid . The commanding officer of the Czechs is a Negro, a cannibal”.
>>56959716
Lol.
The hussars were our guys.
>>56960688
What is Tzigani ? Gypsy?
>>56959841
How?
>>56960720
Yes.
Cigány=
Gypsy
https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bataille_du_Fort-Royal
> assemble largest navy ever
> create medallions *before* the battle to commemorate victory
> get BTFO
> the nation of monocles and top hats
you cannot forge this manure
>>56960966
Meds, you know...
This party of wat
>>56962773
Clusterfuck, you say?
>>56962773
>French victory
Fuckiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing
Noice.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Football_War
ooga booga,you kick ball,we start war
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Lepanto
>>56962161
based Blas de Lezo
How about this piece of Australian history?
>>56956805
Flodden
Its a stupid battle in a stupid war in a stupid conflict plus loads of scots got killed
>>56959716
fucking gippo cunts
>>56963984
>Casualties and losses
>Dignity
>>56957013
Americans dont celebrate easter?
BATTLE OF THE GOLDEN SPURS
FUCK FRANCE
this one's a classic, japs demolish russians with a navy they built in like 20 years after seeing the american one and thinking "hey we should get one of those too"
>>56960117
Don't just blame the americans, the canadians were full participants in that (eg they killed 28 americans by accident in one friendly fire incident)
>>56964231
Fuck off pêh
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Franco-Flemish_War
>>56956825
"I am 1/2048th Welsh!"
Why do Americans do this shit?
>>56964387
Because mental deficiency
not really a battle but whatever
>>56964333
that russian navy was probably the most incompetent navy of all time
>>56964430
also, distinct lack of culture and history
>>56956850
> That day the Dutch ship the Dolfijn was sent out to intercept the Imperial ships. After only one shot, which hit a kettle, Le Louis surrendered
just the thought of all those dead english muslims makes me smile.
>>56965122
>le
Fuck off reddit
>>56965224
>Scotland was at it's peak since the 1700's during the British empire when both Scotland and England united as one become the largest and most successful empire of all time
>Contemporary Scots hate the English because of Jacobite stories and a mel gibson movie
You cannot make this shit up.
>>56965449
wew zhang patel
>>56965516
I love Scotland but how do you guys lack this much self awareness
>>56965224
Those armkes are pretty small. Was this really a very important victory?
>>56965609
any dead muslims is worth it
>>56956805
This one.
>>56964231
https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bataille_de_Saint-Cast
>>56956805
>>56960671
kek
>>56965995
Why did Austria suck so much at war? They were constantly fighting,you would think that this would make them better warriors...
>>56965862
Our navy was not that bad, back then...
>>56966124
They were better at inbreeding.
That's how they acquired lands.
>>56966124
Don't know
Their best military leader was literally a frog, kek
>>56966195
They just were super lucky that they inherit Flanders and Spain out of fucking no where. Look at the 30 year wars and their """""battles""""""" without Spanish soldiers.
>>56966124
>>56966195
Prince Eugene was really exceptional.
>>56966343
>Prince Eugene
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZgP7JQaqMs
>>56958996
On both sides they'd shoot anyone not going forward, into their death
>>56966343
ikr
>>56958996
Wow, when you look at this battle, Verdun was fucking nothing...
>>56956805
That didnt happen
>>56959841
>infantry
No.
>>56960341
Its amazing what a machine gun can do
>>56966661
t. albrecht von barabossen
France greatest ally.
>>56966740
>my picture
Thanks, based Swedish m8
>>56966751
It went straight into my war folder. It's mostly just French Empire pictures.
>>56956805
never happened
>>56966716
t. Polack
>>56964229
Nope. True fact.
>>56964229
>Worshipping a dead Jew
Why should we?
>>56960966
The king died and the army run away
>>56967021
As an American, you just worship the live ones, right?
>>56967101
Of course. Israel is our greatest ally.
>>56967094
It was actually really pathetic. The king was like Joffrey from game of thrones.
>>56967157
kek i want to draw this
>>56967157
>I AM THE KING!
>>56967258
Do it. It is never bad to have something to bully catalans
>>56967157
>"I'm the king ! I'm the king !"
>"Je ne parle pas l'anglais."
>>56967364
Should be jo soc
>>56967361
Galician Spain best Spain
>>56967414
I don't live in the South, I don't speak this ayyyy lmao language
>>56967361
gibe Scatalania
>>56967481
All yours. The major of Barcelona and her advisor.
>>56967548
Errr....well, you can keep it
>>56967364
>I AM THE KING!
>>56967615
>implying this guy cares
>>56967481
> unironically wanting more Catalans
Think twice Henri.
This one, but there are almost nothing exactly known about it, kek
>>56967720
c-can we deport him to Catalonia pls ?
>>56967659
>>56967848
Only if you nuke Catalonia after deporting him. Deal?
>>56967848
LA LA LA LA I CAN'T HEAR YOU
>>56967941
Fine !
This is what you get for choosing a frenchman as your king.
>>56968174
delet, cunt.
>>56965383
>reddit in 1784
>>56967050
Why put soldiers to war? Send more commanders instead! Victory guaranteed.
