there was no general up for a whole hour edition
More like /caribou/ hahaha like the animal that lives in my country!! xDDDDDDDDD
>>56945376
nice one canuck
>>56945305
i was going to make one but it doesn't feel right making a general when your flag doesn't fit
>>56945376
ebin joke lad
>>56945376
cunt
Carib must have a social life. That's nice.
>>56945732
RARE
>>56945408
MUGI IS HALF FINNISH
>>56945732
I dont so I was refreshing the catalog every five minutes
>>56945763
collect quietly
>>56945766
thats why she a qt
>>56945408
Hi there Mugi-chan, I really enjoyed your new #BLACKED video!
I am so disappointed in u Bahamas poster! Do you really believe all of this?
>>56945907
/pol/ is for turbonormies
not me
>>56946033
Why do you say stuff like that? Do you hate yourself that much
>>56945732
Top memed, frienderoo. I have no social life because all of my friends moved to the Netherregions after high school, and slowly faded into obscurity :)
>>56946320
Go to the club
>>56945833
mugi is pure, delet
>>56946135
>Do you hate yourself that much
yes
>>56946358
And you would go that far to go to /pol/ and put down your own people because you hate yourself that much?
>>56946470
no
Id never set foot on the lowtier board
>>56946341
I can't deal with clubs or parties. I'll gladly accept my lack of social life right now, because why not I guess.
el migue
>>56946560
But you post their all the time talking crap about black people
>>56946594
its not me Im being framed
>>56946593
post anime
>>56946766
tomato is too cute for trash mate
>>56945732
No actually I was listening to music and sorting my old
research notes.
https://youtu.be/HsqIN8V6u1c
>>56946766
This island is shit not trash, it would be a slight upgrade
>>56946684
ADMIT IT IS YOU! YOU POST THAT CRAP
>>56946766
Hey you came to /carib/! You finally left /afri/
weebs >_>
>>56946766
arent you busy watching emus fuck your wife
>>56946897
Birds have cloacas, they can't fuck my wife if i had one.
>>56946895
BEER CAN
>>56946885
link me the thread
>>56946966
well played
>>56946684
did you know el migue himself posted here two weeks ago
>>56947026
Why would i link u when you already posting there
>>56946895
What is up my fellow Jamaican
>>56946895
>he's on the 4chips
>weebs >_>
Do you have panic attacks every thread?
>>56946847
Good taste 2bh desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0mZQ9nlBvQ
h-hi
>>56947075
please ameri-kun
link me the thread
>>56947183
I'm no idiot i know that is yu
>>56947075
procrastinating and shitposting. hbu?
>>56947101
>having drawings of females saved
>>56946966
If the cloaca protrudes enough yes it can.
>>56947075
Well some of that post is true
>>56947224
Shit posting
>>56947235
shut up tranny lover
>>56947179
Greetings
>>56947210
please Ill prove myself
>>56947348
nope i know it is you
>>56947276
traps rnt gay m80
>>56947388
if you are fucking something with a penis and are attracted to penises then you are gay
>>56947360
Ill remember this
>>56947388
it is but its not bad tbqh
>>56947423
No. You can have girly cocks which arent gay, and manly cocks which are über gay.
>>56947562
Ethiopian poster?
>>56947423
>letting balls touch
>>56947505
i refuse to accept that
>>56947593
you can always just go ham on the asshole and forget its a guy
Id take a trap over an unloyal 3d woman any day
>>56947650
>>56947235
two gays in denial
>>56947276
>tranny lover
And?
>>56947101
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0mZQ9nlBvQ
Was expecting some dark atmospheric music
>>56947715
I dont deny it
>>56947730
>And
Nothing
>>56947730
Sup Jimmy. Sup new /carib/?
>>56947650
exactly, stay at eye level and theres no problen
>>56947715
>not expanding your horizons
You're the one in denial, bub
>>56947730
>Was expecting some dark atmospheric music
I gotchu pham
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-NqRn6pjrY
>>56947923
Disgusting
>>56947770
>Nothing
Then I don't really see the point of randomly stating a fact
>The sky is blue
>ok.....
>>56947910
Trying to further corrupt an SDA girl, you?
>>56947959
No why would i want to fuck a shemale? I'm not attracted to that
>>56947982
Watching basketball. Doing the same thing you're doing. I tell you it's like these SDA girls are brainwashed or something
>>56947923
I like to look at the dick though
>>56947964
embrace the bp
>>56948193
freaky
>>56948283
No
>>56948159
>brainwashed
All that repressed sexuality is delicious, I must go slowly though
>>56948012
well I do specifically this one
>dem curves
>Myncharhi
wew lad what a name
>>56948314
why?
>>56948392
who is this qt
>>56948489
>>56948392
You both disgust me! I want a man not a shemale
>>56948554
now thats a good attitude
>>56948392
I've got one who likes me but I'm too much of a tard to take advantage of it
>tfw she looks like my cousin
>>56947964
Faggot
>>56948503
http://spectrumofadistantdream.tumblr.com/tagged/me
>>56948620
lel, I feel kind of wrong but I don't care
>mfw she does "sinful" things but likes me
I think I need to see a therapist but all the ones here are shit and cost money
>>56948941
>lel I feel kind of wrong but I don't care
You're becoming me...goood at least no wyou know how it feels
am I welcome?
>>56949525
but I am carib
>>56949502
no
>>56949525
>>56949562
>>56949588
o-ok
>>56949502
Yes. Pls gib spicy dominican women
>>56949502
>>56949558
Have you plundered any villages recently? If not, you can just leave.
>>56949502
Yes, but you must pay an entrance fee of qt women
the pizza burned my mouth
>>56950848
what topping(s)? ive been enjoying ham/ jalapeno lately
>>56950965
green peppers, onions, jalapeno and olives
>>56951018
no meat? sounds good though
>>56948489
holy fuck, that grill has a benis?
>>56951361
yeah it was pretty tasty desu
>tfw you will never live on a Carib island
fuck my life I literally live on the worst island at the worst time in history. It's dark, it's cold, it's wet and Europe is too close
>>56951834
Grass is always greener on the other side. Except here because everything is brown because the fucking sun is always out and it never rains and it's hot H O T my head itches from the heat. End it now.
You get what I mean. It's nice to get a change of scenery every now and then, no matter where you are. You don't necessarily have to live somewhere else.
>>56951018
>olives on pizza
Kill yourself
>>56951834
>It's dark, it's cold, it's wet and Europe is too close
you wot m9, thats nice
get a bike and ride to italy or hop a train to france. theres much more to do
>>56952184
no bully pls
>>56952184
i bet you get pepperoni and think you have great taste
>>56952251
Mio a best
I've never understand why everybody ranks her last
the only one who might be better imo is Azusa
>>56952282
mio > all
>>56952170
I have a bacterial infection inbetween my toes because my feet are always wet and there is mold in my bedroom on a lot of my stuff because of the damp in my wall and my ceiling is leaking. Life is not good at the moment. I also can't afford the dentist so have tooth ache. I can't afford to heat my house neither.
>>56952197
I don't want to go to Europe as it's not safe and it's expensive and too far too travel cheaply.
I'm gonna join the US Marine corp, the other troops won't shun me for only being a resident and not a full on citizen right?
>>56952380
Well what do you need to do to get out of the dump? What's stopping you right now from trying to improve your situation, and do you have an idea or plan to do so?
Sorry to hear about that. Especially not being able to afford a dentist, that's pretty serious. Stay strong brit
>>56952521
desu I think you have to be a citizen to join.
>>56952521
this >>56952598
I maybe wrong though
>>56952583
I am at university doing a Asia Pacific degree and plan to move to Japan in the future if not Japan then maybe another EA country or a commonwealth country.
Why is /carib/ so comfy?
>>56952521
Really might not be what you are looking for but I know you can join the British military in any role.
is this the england football team thread
>>56952598
>>56952625
http://work.chron.com/join-us-marines-foreigner-19967.html
>>56952668
I never thought of this, I need to do some research.
>>56952741
Yeah you are a citizen of the commonwealth and therefore have special rights in relation to Britain.
>>56952741
why do you want to do this?
also you'd be treated like a bro. internet memes aside we love foreigners. just not the muslims at the moment. I live in florida and all carib peoples are loved here
>>56952635
How come you can't afford a dentist? I'm not sure how things would work over there as a student.
Anyways, good luck on your studies.
>>56952643
Because barely anyone posts here, so there are fewer shitposts
>>56952919
we do have that one Portuguese shitposter
>>56952919
It's like £100 for simple treatment at the dentist. And thanks I am trying my best.
>>56952870
>why do you want to do this?
I grew up watching military movies like Apocalypse now and full metal jacket, My dad is a RBDF Marine. I always found military stuff fascinating. Also I'm a firearms enthusiast, you can't really be that over here.
>>56952778
It says I can join the reserves real easy but I'll need to live in the UK for five years to be a full time troop.
>>56953054
best of luck friend
>>56953054
Reserves are literally out of war time soldiers. They wont be recruiting soldiers now because there is no war yet. Soon though is my guess. You can just move to Britain I know that's easy but if the military is what you really want to join I feel bad because it's real shitty job.
>>56952380
>it's not safe
probably safer than most islands desu but i get your feel
>>56953245
Two shots of gin
One measure of lime juice
A touch of club soda
and I am the happiest man on the island.
How's /carib/ doing tonight?
>>56953236
is that picture foreshadowing?
>>56953245
The way my life is heading I'll wind up a career security guard, I wanna do something substantial.
>>56953645
>The way my life is heading I'll wind up a career security guard, I wanna do something substantial.
That's basically what I was doing not too long ago.
I would of kept doing it if I hadn't been shipped down here to stop a bunch of pseduo-commies from unionizing.
>>56953645
release all desire
animepost
>>56953645
From personal experience being the military feels like anything other than doing something substantial but your experience especially in the usa may feel different.
I want to be in Bermuda right now ;____;
Has anyone in /carib/ tried to commit suicide before?
>>56953756
Tell me about your experience please
>>56953645
n-no that just drugs i took last week :(
>>56953846
I haven't, but I've watched people die before.
>>56953846
I did when I was retarded and fifteen and Im glad I failed because now I can animepost
>>56953927
Rather, I've seen people die, kind of fucks you up a little bit.
>>56953865
Worked way up Tank commander in Royal tank regiment which was incredibly unrewarding since my promotion was based on who was left or time served. Spent most days drinking tea and being too hot in the tank. Spent rest of the time wondering how long until I am shot when I am outside the hatch. Fired shells at something I couldn't see, got hit with explosives from things I couldn't see, drove over explosions I couldn't see. Spent most of my days drinking tea saying and falling asleep.
>>56953900
I hope you get better anon
>>56953846
I've felt dead inside before, I don't think I can bring myself to doing it, it would break my families heart but parts of me just wished I were never born.
>>56954163
That really sounds rough, but with the advent of drones surely Tank operators won't be so blind in the future?
>promotion was based on who was left
Dark
Hello carib, out of 10, how comfy is your country?
USA: 7/10
>>56954709
9/10
Maximum comfort.
Occasionally, at night, I'll head out to some grassy field on a cliff overlooking the sea, far away from the city, and lay down looking up at the stars.
Some times in the year I can ever see the Milky Way.
You don't know comfy until you can let everything else in your mind disappear. All that's left is the sound of the waves crashing on the rocks, the wind blowing through the leaves, a few bugs and birds chirping while you look up and realise that there's an unimaginably large amount of everything out there.
I love that
the most comfy you can get is when you're asleep
goodnight /carib/
>>56954978
take me there anon, take me there
finally got the balls to ask about the school counsellor, we're on the path to normiehood /carib/
in other news I still can't believe there's an actual song that goes "girl ya pumpum on fleek"
>>56954978
Reminds me of my San Salvador days, nice read
>>56955160
>girl ya pumpum on fleek
what did he mean by this?
>>56954214
ty but im afraid i will never be able to stop
>>56955216
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vJ0g4iNNrE
see for yourself
>>56955429
"your ass is on point"
p easy to understand what he means
>>56955576
I dont speak ebonics
>>56955732
"you have a perfect ass and I would happily eat and fuck it"
>>56954709
3/10
We have good food and party vibes. But the crime..is fucking awful.
Where did you gus go :( It's is 5:00am and i'm all alone eating bammy
>>56960068
I'm here drinking gin :^)
Is this the anime thread?
>>56966387
I'm still to work sadly, I work from 2 am to ten am can you imagine worse hours? >>56966480
Sure why not
>>56955160
Jesus christ, this is a weird
>>56960068
I was sleeping, because I'm human like that
wew i survived
Good afternoon :)
Who /mojito/ here
>>56955160
That song is an aphrodisiac though. Works like a charm
Hey guys. Sup?
>>56971096
survived what anon?
Hey this threads still up
>>56954456
>promotion was based on who was left
>Dark
I didn't mean it like that it was never dangerous for us. I meant who was stayed on after the initial 3 years.
>>56975275
all day drinking yesterday.
>>56975672
iktfb
try having an opiate addiction on top of drinking. they both dehydrate you so it's a nightmare some days
Is Bermuda carib?
>>56977390
duh
>>56974054
Another one of my friends got married
>"how are the wife/husband and kids?" is a legit question for me to ask these days
>>56975672
Day well spent
>>56977390
it's /carib/ but it's a weird kind of /carib/
carifta edition
>>56979972
Where the hell have you and the other /Caribs/ been? Also you're about 25 man, your time will come.
>Notice: Purchases made in Bahamas can only be added to your library if you are in Argentina, Bolivia, Brazil, Bahamas, Belize, Chile, Colombia, Costa Rica, Ecuador, Guatemala, Guyana, Honduras, Mexico, Nicaragua, Panama, Peru, Paraguay, Suriname, El Salvador, Uruguay or Venezuela.
I was gonna get someone on /carib/ a gift but steam only likes PRs and Bahamians
sorry lads
>>56982515
I was the the wedding, before that I was watching
vikings.
>>56982741
Seems weird I've gifted games to may people on steam before.
>>56982741
Been there. As well as many more things I can't do here, such as being paid through Paypal.
>>56983183
wow that sucks
>>56983100
Was the wedding fun? Lots of booze and stuff?
>>56983962
I did not stick around for the reception, so I have
no idea
>>56984639
I don't know why you didn't. Wedding chicks are easy plus free booze
>>56985084
Seemed all the ones there were taken and I had
barely anything in common to talk about since everyone
seems to have settled into their lives so I just left.
>>56983183
sucks man
>>56985282
I notice you left out the part about the free booze. But I understand, I would've done the same
>>56986656
>part about the free booze
wasn't really interested in it at the time, I just wanted to leave
>>56985282
>everyone
>seems to have settled into their lives
I know this feel all too well.
Me irl
>>56985282
>>56987024
at least I've got a few years until I have to deal with this
my cousin is watching shitty dubbed anime, how are you guys /carib/
>>56987629
which one and why is it shitty?
>>56987498
this shouldn't bring as many feels as it does
seems like I'm gonna have to namefag in the north
>>56987663
it's magi and the VAs are shit
>>56987629
Antigua, where the fuck you been?
>>56987667
fair play daz that had bare vodka and cider in
>>56987787
stop being so real, i hang out here to avoid this shit
>>56987760
I'm dominica
think my uncle's got a proxy
>>56987932
Oh ok
>>56985282
I stopped trying to go to weddings for that reason
>>56986940
Well at least you feel better now
>>56987932
Welcome back. Antigua. How you been?
>>56988032
>Welcome back. Antigua. How you been?
she literally said she's not
>>56988238
Hey bara. How you doing
>so high right now kek
>>56987932
meant a VPN
>>56988032
sorry to crush your dreams SV
>>56988354
So wait. You're the girl? Damn. Well how you doing fampai?
>>56987024
I can't do that, it's the greed I always need more
>more education
>more money
>better country
Since I have none of that I am just bitter and sad
>>56988354
I wonder if the ISP is fuckin up or he legit has a VPN for some reason
>>56987741
Lewd
>>56988690
>>more money
I also know this feel senpai, it probably never is enough.
>>56988925
>Sad feels all around
I haven't watched or read magi since the magician school arc
>>56988620
tired
there are cute dogs outside
I want to go home
>>56988690
I wouldn't doubt that he has a VPN, he does work with the local ISP and such
>>56989583
Aladdin is new Solomon
>>56989680
Do you have to stay there for the entire weekend?
Just came down, had a heart to heart with my bros. Life is good right now
Any of you guys have McDonalds. they left here a long time ago
>>56989680
I wonder if he does spooky things or knows spooky things
>>56991503
Nope, I doubt one would lat if it came here
>>56991503
everywhere
>>56991056
nah, just over for Easter and all. bored as fuck.
good on you w/ the bro talk
been trying to figure out how to talk to my own friends for a while
>>56991614
nah, usually it's just because of different services availabe that aren't available here
we had a US VPN until I fucked it up
http://strawpoll.me/7204436
do me a favour /carib/
>>56992726
[spoiler] k-on a shit, every girl worst girl [/spoiler]
>>56992922
delete this
>>56991868
Just talk girl things. Channing Tatum is so hot etc.
>>56992726
I don't know what any of those names mean
You people already know who my waifu i, though it is subject to change.
>>56993098
>Channing Tatum is so hot etc.
She likes the vagoo so I don't think that line of
conversation would be best for her.
>>56993278
>though it is subject to change.
how can you be so disloyal to your waifu
>>56993404
Because I'm a bad person,as most Vincentinans are
>>56993098
we haven't really talked as a group since our friend moved to NY
the gang's falling apart
also they all only really like generic boys and shit bands like 5 seconds of summer and 1D
>>56993278
my taste in men is way different from theirs
they like skinny white boys
>>56993776
Ill never look at you the same again
>>56993098
>Channing Tatum is so hot
but he's not....
>>56994151
>skinny white boys
Another one was lost to the BWC!
>>56994179
Even anime can't provide the kind of escapism I need
>>56994348
bump
Went with my dad to his bush village where he grew up. There was a sports/family day. It was pretty boring. However my dad felt happy I came and all his friends saw his big strong son going uni. Weird.
There was a carib race which I kekked at I admit. You were supposed to down a carib and run to the finish. Instead they all just kept asking for more beer.
>>56996793
>Instead they all just kept asking for more beer.
Yep, that 110% Caribbean behavior right there sounds pretty
cool though.
>>56996793
t. Stern John
>>56996793
>bush village
did they have electricity
>>56996793
Also was it Moruga?
>>56997486
Yes, but unconventionally (hired a generator for the event)
Didn't have any cell-phone reception. I saw some people I remember playing with when we were kids. One of them is married, another was peddling around her 3 year old kid and the rest are just obese alcoholics. I feel the need to point out that the majority of us there were bush coolie (Indians). It hit hard home because we're all roughly the same age (I'm 19)
>>56997975
Nah, Siparia.
Other "family" events included : wine and walk race, fatman race (no fat lady race because all our women are beautiful and thin - MC), husband and wife race, who can throw the cricket ball the furthest amongst many other memes.
>>56998163
sounds like hell tbqh
>>56998163
>Siparia
>even further south
Jesus Christ you were almost at the end man
>>56998163
where can I get myself a qt coolie boy
>>56994348
it's almost tragic
they fawn over white guys with dyed hair and I don't get it
>>56998163
I can't imagine what any of that must be like.
>>56998319
>almost
Lol we were 10 minutes from Quinam beach, I'd say we were at the end itself.
>>56998454
Hi ;)
>>56998163
My mother's family is also from the bush but on Sangre Grande side. Family events only involve cooking, eating, drinking, and dancing tho.
>>56948419
i think they made my pizza before, what location did you order from?
>>56998565
They call it "family" day but it's more of a community event. There were a few hundreds of people desu.
>>56998604
sea grapes
>>56998623
lmao i order from there too
>>56998516
Nah man the end is Icacos, I wanted to go there but nobody would take me
>>56998565
>>56998608
I have no bush family (._.)
>>56998623
>sea grapes
Related to that
Do you guys actually eat this fruit?
>>56998608
I wouldn't be surprised if I was in Trini and a "family" event had several hundred people, what constitutes family there is pretty thin desu, my grandparents all had loads of brothers and sisters and so I have basically hundreds of second cousins
>>56998706
its been a while since i ate some but they're really good
>>56998516
sup qt
I've never had to deal with any country people before
my mother's family in the north are countrybuki but I don't know them very well and they're not knee-deep in poverty
comfy in my middle-class bubble
>>56998723
This. I guess when you live in the bush and have no electricity there's not much else to do but make babies. I have tons of family in Trinidad I've never met.
>>56998706
yeah there used to be a tree in my backyard until someone literally hijacked it
>>56998723
>tfw grandfather had 32 children
>>56987629
Finally, Antigua.
>>56998723
>>56998893
It's a thing in Trinidad at least to call community events "Sports and Family day".
e.g. many secondary schools have "Sports and Family day", so clearly the word family is used very lightly
>>56998895
>someone stole his tree
Who /no extended family/ here?
I don't know whether or not to feel happy about the fact that anyone other than my parents are complete strangers to me.
How often do you guys usually visit family members?
>>56998895
How does on hijack a tree?
>>56998976
Proxy actually
>>56999140
it was still pretty young an the trunk had a girth of like 7inch so they just pulled it straight out of the ground
>>56999137
Haven't been to Trinidad since 04. Visited my dad's family in Cali 3 years ago.
>>56999137
I have not seen any extended family since 2014 and we
don't visit often because it's costly as fuck.
>>56999137
I have family in Germany, I know absolutely nothing about them.
How's /carib/ doing?
Got done working out, now I'm having a protein shake and tendies.
>>56998706
we have an island named Icacos
wtf is a bush, why is everyone talking about bushes?!?!
>>56998767
>comfy in my middle-class bubble
stop bragging about your white-sounding voice :^)
>>56999260
>pulled it straight out of the ground
this kills the tree
>>57000518
>bushes
"Bush place" is the colloquial term for anywhere that is deemed
faraway from "civilization" and thus is surrounded by forest aka bush
oyasumi /carib/~
>>57002343
>you will never be a cute anime girl
why even live lads
>>57002343
Oyasumi~~
>>57003338
>no kirby
>no wii fit trainer
>no jigglypuff
>>57003526
It's like 5000 Lucy now <3
>>57003933
me on the left
'Why am I still up' music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAdnOxplkfM
>>57004100
Sorry about your teeny weeny
>carib grills like white guys
is this a meme or is this for real?
>>57007642
need a chocolate flavoured gf
I bought 2 blueberry muffins at work today. I had one in the morning and my stomach hurt after. I decided not to have the other but later on I was very hungry and I ended up eating it.
>>57008588
are you by any chance allergic to blueberries?
