>this triggers the Europeon
>this triggers the american
>>56864022
Looks like a shitty desu senpai
>>56864022
Still looks good to me. Just pick up the sandwich and let the dog get the rest of the fries
>>56863958
>Fat cars for fat people
It's only normal tb.h
>>56863958
It actually does
>>56863958
Back looks like a range rover desu
>>56863958
>Flagrant Range Rover rip-off with gimmick doors
This looks like the kind of car a mobility impaired person would buy. Do you actually feel proud of it?
>>56863958
where's the ramp for scooter-bound people?
>>56864194
I know. It's fun to see how maddening it makes people. Especially Italians.
>>56863958
>gullwing doors
You're right it does, they should have died out in the 80's.
>>56863958
>americans are so fat, they need a staircase to step on their car
>>56864022
>>56864096
NE POVALYAESH, NE POESH.
>>56863958
Is this made for disabled people or something?
>>56864211
Doesn't look very much like a Range Rover desu. It's a lot bigger than one too.
>>56864332
No, just Americans.
>>56864356
The side profile does 2bh.
That front end looks terrible though lmao.
RIms too.
It reminds me of that Simpsons episode where Homer designs a car.
>>56864209
Kind of. Only the rear bumper does, but that's mostly because this and the Range Rover both need the sharp lower kink because they have large rear overhangs and still need to be able to pull off sharp departure angles.
>>56864401
>Americans
>not disabled
pic one
>>56864224
They're powerful, comfy as fuck, you can take them off road and they're inexpensive to maintain.
I'd definitely buy it if I were in the market for an SUV. The only true competitors to it are the Rang Rover and Mercedes GL, but Range Rovers are laughable unreliable and the GL while reliable is pretty underwhelming unfortunately.
I'd much rather have pic related.
>>56865926
Muscle cars are the most pretentious overrated shit barges ever. They don't even remotely handle, they just look brash and make noise and maybe accelerate quickly with race tires on them, otherwise they just make a lot of smoke.
>>56866023
What? Dodge muscle cars (Charger & Challenger) handle poorly but the Ford and GM muscle cars, specifically the Camaro and Mustang handle fantastically. The Camaro is riding on a Cadillac Alpha platform originally built for the ATS which bested the 3 series in a bunch of comparisons. The GT350R and every V8 Camaro derivative are absurdly fast.
>>56866169
>specifically the Camaro and Mustang handle fantastically
They've only even BEGUN to remotely handle a year or so ago, before they were still shitbuckets on solid axles.
>The Camaro is riding on a Cadillac Alpha platform originally built for the ATS which bested the 3 series in a bunch of comparisons.
Done by Motortrend which are financially supported by GM.
>The GT350R and every V8 Camaro derivative are absurdly fast.
In a straight line, nowhere else.
>>56866295
>They've only even BEGUN to remotely handle a year or so ago, before they were still shitbuckets on solid axles.
So what? 20 years ago Audi was on the same rung as Opel, about the pull out of the US market and was economically unviable. Now they're a succesful luxury manufacturer. Times change. If the past is what you want to focus on do you want be to bring up how in the 1940s Germany was an utter shithole decimated by a war they started, requiring Franco-American financing and Turkish laborers to rebuild itself?
>The Camaro is riding on a Cadillac Alpha platform originally built for the ATS which bested the 3 series in a bunch of comparisons.
Nope. Every American publication has been praising the Alpha platform derivatives. Even British and German reviewers like them.
>The GT350R and every V8 Camaro derivative are absurdly fast.
The Alpha Camaro & ATS cars handle better than the F30 3 and 4 series equivalents, are cheaper and more powerful. They're only lacking in interior comfort.
>>56864133
American cars aren't build for turning. Turning is for Europeans since your roads are tiny and windy.
>>56866639
But it's a sports car. It's the successor to the only American car that won Le Mans. Not even being able to make that car turn is a declaration of failure.
>>56864133
MIATA
IS
ALWAS
THE
ANSWER
>>56866676
It's a declaration of Americana you kraut bastard. Those cars are optimized for our open roads and long stretches of highway. Not this mountain goat shit.
>>56863958
>gullwing doors
>entrance steps
Americans aren't buying this thing obviously
How will they go up the steps and close the door held high up while sitting on their ass smelling wheelchairs lllmmmmmmaaaaooopppoooo they can't even reach the auto closing button on the dashboard because of the fat tires around their bellies
>>56866948
Miata used to be one of my favorite cars and I almost bought one until one of my early GFs asked me why I would want to drive a literal speed bump. She was right tb h.
>>56866639
Lol come to new England and try to drive in a straight line for more than 20 seconds
>>56864972
>you can take them off road
Are you sure? Because most SUVs are not actually made for that.. If you're serious about taking it off road, you'd probably be better off with a GL or a Defender (or better yet, a Toyota or something).. Lets not pretend Escalades and Navigators are made for anything other than rap videos, shopping and taking kids to school or sports.
>>56866508
>Americans wouldn't know a nice car if it literally ran them over: The Post
>>56867377
>one of my early GFs asked me why I would want to drive a literal speed bump
She was an ugly, rough, savage, redneck, fat, coal rolling bitch wasnt she? Good to know you walked away.
>>56867624
GLs aren't that great off road, You'd need a G-Wagen for that. The Defender left production last year. Toyota is best at it but you can definitely take a Navigator off road. They're built on the same platform as the F150 and the Expedition which are dedicated body on frame SUVs like the Toyota and Nissan off roaders.
>>56865926
Better American car here.
>>56867299
Well, it's a disgrace to the GT40.
>>56863958
customized auto for dwarves?
>>56868997
>dwarves
I don't think you people realize how big this thing is
>>56869034
You wouldn't need steps if it weren't so big. Especially considering the floor of the damn thing is a foot thick for no fucking reason other than to accommodate stairs that would otherwise be unnecessary.
>>56869034
And I don't think them people at ford realized how pointless and stupid this concept project would turn out to be, too
>>56863958
range rover rip off
>>56869076
It's that thick because it's based on a body on frame truck platform and is going to have a hybrid variant. The batteries are going to go in that space between the floor and bottom of the undercarriage to maintain a flat interior space.
>>56869179
>heyall i gots me a hybrid of dis herr 20 ft, 3 ton barge, imma go save the envyernment!
>>56863958
ok in middleterranean kind of climate. It would suck so hard if i had to open most of my car flank just to get out of the car in winter
>>56863958
>not even an escalator to get in
poorfags
>>56869263
Here people like hybrid and electric vehicles because of the quick off the line power. Electric motors provide full torque at 1 RPM.
>>56864972
>builds cars like train
>doesnt have trains
perhaps you should just invest in trains, murifag
>>56864022
this triggers me too
>>56869475
Passenger trains are shit. The US are doing everything right in giving people cars and putting long distance freight on rails.
>>56869521
Hans is right. Public transit is for poor people and Russians.
>>56863958
I like it.
>>56872089
Why do Germans like Lincoln so much? I only know two Germans here and they both bought Lincolns. Do they even sell them in Germany?
>>56869475
>taking public transit
How the fuck do you get out when that thing flips over upside-down or sideways?
>>56863958
those steps better be escalators or it wont go well in the ameriland market.
>>56872180
t b h i dont get it, Lincoln's been on a downward slope for years now
>>56878100
Really? It seems like they've been doing better than usual lately. I'm seeing lot's of those MKC things and Navigators around and see a lot of MKZ hybrids in fleet use. I think the recession was their low point.
>>56878294
honestly in my area I still only see them used as service vehicles (rent a car, limousine, etc), and very rarely I see someone driving their SUV's
How do you get in the car if it snows or rains?
Who needs such a big car?
>>56878381
>Who needs such a big car?
its a North American thing, I could probably fit 3 dutch homes in my house
we like things big t b h
>>56878516
Yeah, but why? I literally see no reason for a car this huge unless you have 10 kids.
Also, does anyone over there think about how much these hogs need fuel? Why pay more for fuel?
>>56863958
Looks like shit
Patrol masterrace
>>56878621
>Yeah, but why? I literally see no reason for a car this huge unless you have 10 kids.
sometimes its because the road conditions outside major cities makes it risky to drive sedans so we usually get the big all wheel drive vehicles
the other reason is because N. Americans like things big, and just because we can.
>Also, does anyone over there think about how much these hogs need fuel? Why pay more for fuel?
North America is blessed with an absolute shitload of oil.
The province of Alberta alone carries the third highest oil reserves in the whole world, behind saudi arabia and venezuala(which has really shitty crude oil)
>>56878376
Here it's mostly MKZ hybrids in fleet use. Chinese and women seem to like Lincoln crossovers and pretty much every Mexican family that breaks out of the low income bracket has a Navigator or Mercedes SUV in their driveway.
>>56878621
>Also, does anyone over there think about how much these hogs need fuel? Why pay more for fuel?
Gas is extremely cheap here. My local gas station is about $2.39 per gallon right now.
That comes out to about €0.55 per liter in Euros.
Also this thing is predominately aluminium and most are sold with a twin turbo V6 so they're about as efficient as a V8 gasoline Mercedes E-Class despite their size.
>>56878684
>Patrol Masterrace
>Not Land Cruiser Masterrace
>>56864022
Its a fucking mess. It'll trigger most people who aren't slobs.
wow they copied range rover but made it 10 times shittier.
american cars post 90s have no fucking taste
>>56884765
Doesn't look very Range Rover-ish other than the rear corners. The interior is pretty nice.
>>56884526
lmfao enjoyed your shit
There hasn't even been a solid front axle cruiser since the 80
pic is shitty cruiser pinion gear
