its that time once again
>>56854181
Gimme France
>>56854261
im already playing as france
>>56854278
Give me Russia.
>>56854181
Give me the Kingdom of Sicily
>>56854181
Claiming Greece
give me the ottomans op
>>56854181
Spain
>>56854181
Spain
>>56854181
Denmark
I'd love to be Spain
>>56854472
>>56854496
Oh im sorry Mate.
>>56854330
yo want a nap? i wont expand north
>>56854508
Fine, I'll be Ottoman Empire
>>56854508
Fuck, I'll take UK then OP
>>56854541
>>56854463
Already taken..
>>56854527
NAP sounds good.
>>56854541
nuh uh
>>56854330
Help me form the Byzantine Empire. We can be brothers of the Orthodox faith
>>56854557
Mighty UK would you like an NAP and Trade agreement with the French Empire
>>56854541
Then I'll be SWEDEN YES
>>56854570
good man, dont listen the greeks, they will stab your backs and unpay your debt given the chance
>>56854597
Sounds good.
MUPDATE DOTS ARE PEOPLE PLAYING
>>56854624
You are disgusting filth. I will make sure to expel the Turks from the surface of the earth.
>>56854640
Attack the Ottomans in the Balkans
>>56854640
Fuck up the Austrians.
>>56854640
NAP with Russia
>>56854640
FILL INTO BELGIUM
>>56854640
Attack the spanish from Gibraltar
>>56854640
Kill off that little ret dot its hurting my eyes. Invade Portugal
>>56854640
defend the from the gayreeks and spill into athens if theres any
>>56854707
does palindrome gives something in this map op
>>56854640
Sicily invades the Papal States, spills into Sardinia Piemont
>>56854701
>>56854706
>6v1 no invasion for you Britfag
>>56854738
Sorry no
>>56854640
Attack Sweden.
>Denmark
>>56854756
ok then
>>56854668
Are you not a follower of the orthodox faith, brother? Please, help me in my struggle, for the Turks are evil, and will make every attempt to disrupt peace in the Europe.
>>56854760
Oh no you're not
counter attack
>>56854827
Please do not contact me again
>>56854827
*in Europe
MUPDATE
>>56854870
Sicily conquers the rest of Sardinia Piedmont
>>56854870
Continue with the Ostriches
>>56854870
Finish Portugal.
Anybody want to ally? France and Britain does not need to apply.
>>56854870
How did I manage to lose more than 5 t's?
Attack the Turks again.
>>56854870
ATTACK BELGIUM
>>56854668
dont listen to the greeks pierre, remember the ottomans and france have always been friends for centuries
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Franco-Ottoman_alliance
>>56854870
COUNTER ATTACK DENMARK
>>56854889
I'm Sicily, how about that?
The Latin Alliance?
>>56854870
More sweden!
>Denmark
>>56854904
You just called your one and only ally the wrong country.
Good job
>>56854889
Why brother we share a Bourbon Monarchy
>>56854870
fuck greece's shit up, any spill goes into azerbaijan
>>56854911
Accepted. Lets rise together.
>>56854870
>8 - 5 = 5
OK
roll to invade Sicily from Malta
>>56854958
Fucking Eternal Anglo.
>>56854958
Nigger you are not Spain fix your godforsaken Trip!
OP HERE EVERY ONE WRITE DOWN YOUR COUNRTY NAME IN SO I KNOW WHO U ARE
>>56854993
Spain.
>>56854987
>>56854958
Sorry, I tried to claim spain earlier and thought I fixed it already.
>>56854993
Sweeden
>>56854993
ottoman
>>56854993
SICILY
>>56854993
Denmark.
>>56854993
Russia.
>>56854993
United Kingdom
MUPDATE please put the name of your country in the name slot
>>56855152
TAKE OTTOMAN BALKANS NOW!
DEATH TO THE ROACHES! DEUS VULT
>>56855152
Invade Sicily
>>56855152
gas the greeks
>>56855152
Fuck Prussia up
>>56855152
TAKE SWITZERLAND
>>56855152
Sicily removes England from Italy and Sicily and Malta
>>56855152
SWEDEN YES!
>Denmark
>>56855152
Conquer Sardinia and help Sicily defending itself from the Anglos
>>56855208
DENMARCK NO!
>Sweeden
>>56855186
>>56855208
Alliance?
>>56855186
forgot country
MUPDATE
Mupdate
>>56855306
alright.
>>56855368
>>56855407
Sicily takes the rest of Sardinia Piedmont and then spills into taking Austrian-controlled Italy.
After that, I'll form Italy, that cool?
>>56855407
GENOCIDE THE OTTOMANS LIKE THEY DID THE ARMENIANS
>>56855430
>>56855407
Well remaining can be put in Austrian lands.
>>56855407
MORE SWEDEN!
>Drmak
>>56855407
defend from the greeks
>>56855407
Alliance?
Attack Sapin if I can.
>>56855407
>Denmark rolls an 8
>He gets 10 t
>I roll a 0
>that means 15 t
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ROLL?!
>>56855407
Give me Prussia.
>>56855407
I have nothing do to now since i dont want to attack France
>>56855430
You must take sicily from spain first
>>56855466
>wasted Dubs
>>56855479
I will cede it to him
>>56855453
Hey Italy, mind helping a young Byzantine smash Ottoman pussy?
>>56855499
Oh, thanks greatest ally!
>>56855453
dont listen to the greeks, they start the war, they lost the war
>>56855462
I will cede you Corrsica
>>56855506
>>56855499
What do you say? Go east or go elsewhere?
>>56855407
yo Russia, after dealing with Denmarck, can we work together
also
ROLL TO COUNTER ATTACK DENMARCK BECAUSE OP IS A Ffffine gentleman
>>56855544
Alright but where do we go from here? I guess next turn we'll see, I'll wait for your move.
>>56855586
north?
>>56855407
take netherlands
>>56855548
What are the requirements for forming the Byzantine Empire
>>56855586
Why listen to the Turkroaches? We all know they are a natural enemy to the catholic faith.
>>56855616
op, where the fuck is my roll?
>>56855290
>>56855552
Yeah. Kill them Ottomans. I will donate my rolls to that
>>56855597
I see, I know where you're going with that and I like it.
>>56855622
Sorry pal, we've kinda got a mission to handle in the west. If it serves as consolation you are basically 1x1, just make some gains and the likelihood that you'll be eliminated is low.
>>56855644
what i do is i take the both rolls and i subtract them which ever attack or defense is highest i us that so you rolled a zero and he rolled a 9 right so that gives u an advance of 2
>>56855622
you must control anatolia
>>56855660
>>56855662
NEVERMIND THEN
>Spain gives the go for crusade
If Spain says so, the Pope listens: Ottomans are officially on our shitlist.
DEUS VULT, CONSTANTINOPLE IS CHRISTIAN
>>56855691
AND WHY DID HE WON MORE TERRITORIES WHEN I HAD A BETTER ROLL!?
WHERE DOES THAT 2 COME FROM?! ITS 10 VS 15, HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT GIVE YOU 2?!
>>56855699
woah rude
MUPDATE
>>56855660
Mind donating a roll to my cause? I'll more than likely die if you don't.
>>56855662
>>56855699
DEUS VULT!
>>56855739
Sicily forms Italy, and proceeds to Invade Ottoman lands in Albania and Bosnia
DEUS VULT
>>56855739
Fuck up Prussia
>>56855741
Sure
>>56855739
Donate my Rolls to the Kebab Removers,DEUS VULT!
>>56855733
Not only am I wasting my dubs, but forgetting my tripcode
>>56855739
Fuck you Denmarck
Roll to counter-attack and spread the red sun over paradise
>>56855739
DEUS VULT! DEUS VULT! DEUS VULT!
GAS THE OTTOMANS RACE WAR NOW! ATTACK TO LIBERATE GREECE AND HEAD TO CONSTANTINOPLE!
>>56855777
>Trips
Deus truly Vult.
>>56855777
>>56855755
>dubs
>trips
GOTT MIT UNS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9eWbrc_ynw
>>56855306
that alliance offer still stands OP? kinda need allies against italians and spain
>>56855739
shiiet defend from all direction
>>56855763
no roll donations you must ask to to pass through land in order to attack
>>56855739
Spain and Italy are crusading, so I don't want to fight them this turn
Invade Belgium and hanover
>>56855812
He can invade through Malta though, no?
>>56855812
Shit. Greece and Italy,you will have to make temporary Tunnels for me
>>56855763
attack spain
>>56855823
Based eternal anglo.
When it comes to kebab removal all of christendom stands united.
>>56855832
>>56855837
Seems you have other shit to worry about, no worries we can handle this.
>>56855739
MORE SWEDEN!!!!
>>56855837
Okay now thats devilish
>>56855739
Give me Prussia.
>>56855837
>>56855757
wanna form a triple alliance?
>>56855832
I suggest you hold off the French. Hopefully I've gained enough ground so Italy can help you against the French-Somalis
>>56855868
Just try to get your Hands free as soon as possible.
>>56855864
yea sure I'm so high
>>56855892
aw man
I wanted an allience with you ;_;
MUPDATE
>>56855967
Attack the French. Also,OP,please dont benefit yourself
>>56855967
KEEP SMITING THE OTTOMAN HEATHENS IN THE NAME OF THE LORD
>>56855967
Conquer every single state I possibly can, German or non-German, in an effort to bring the divided Prussia together. Also, take Luxembourg.
>>56855967
ATTACK SPAIN
>>56855967
How convenient that I went through the land route through austria wasting territorial gains instead of just sailing to Albania, OP
How convenient. It's not what I asked but okay.
Italy attacks France in Marseilles
>>56855967
Take Oldenburg and Hanover
>>56855967
Keep counterattacking
>>56856001
England as an ally i need u to take that roll and attack itally
>>56855967
defend froma ll direction
>>56855967
Fuck up Sweden.
>>56855967
DANISH SWEDEN!
WILL DENMARK PUSH PAST THE HEAD EDITION!
>>56855812
>>56855990
>>56855886
Before something funky happens, travel through Spanish land, as long as he agrees
>>56856022
>actively helping the Turks
Are you a muzzie?
>>56856022
Alright then I'll attack Italy
>>56856022
>>56856067
So you're allowing redirects?
Okay so I redirect to intercept english attacks and the spills go towards taking marseilles.
Should be more than enough considering I got 5 and he got a 1
>>56856089
your attack does well agaisnt the english but doesnt leave enough to attack france
>>56856034
BRING IT ON MOTHERFUCKER!
>>56856040
And if he doesn't reply before the mupdate. Take Cyprus up into Anatolia.
>>56856109
Are you Sweden? Soz.
>>56856108
...
1 is 5t
5 is 8t
Which means a spill of 3ts
It'd be enough for me to retake Corsica and get 2 ts from France. Aka, Marseilles
>>56856125
russia as an ally of france I need u to attack the Greeks next turn
>>56856111
>>56856060
>>56855990
>>56856040
>all of these good post numbers
I feel as if the lord is by my side, wanting me to kill the Turks in his name.
O happy days
>>56856125
Forgiven, wanna be allies?
MUPDATE
>>56856177
>>56856173
Don't be a cuck, Sweden. Fuck up Russia like the refugees do to your cunt
>>56856212
KILL THE OTTOMANS IN THE NAME OF THE LORD! DEUS VULT!
>>56856212
Italy defends against French or English offensives.
If nothing comes our way, or if our troops beat them with ease, spill into French territory.
>>56856212
Take Oldenburg and Hanover
>>56856212
Defend against the French Menace.
>>56856212
Spread, conquering territories across German-speaking lands. In every direction, but especially to the south.
>>56856236
England i beg you attack spain from Britian and kill out enemies
>>56856212
attack spain and italy
>>56856212
reclaim anatolia
>>56856173
Sure I guess.
>>56856212
OP, do you even keep trace of what's happening?
HMMM?
Since Russia is NO LONGER ATTACKING, keep attacking Denmarck
>>56856212
Please hurt Greece.
>>56856212
More Sweden.
>denmark.
>>56856252
Hey lad, wanna help remove Frenchie?
He attacked us while we helped a minor and now dragged more people into it, we need one more to balance the sides.
>>56855991
do not listen to the italians they wanted to keep you from uniting yourself for years
>>56856258
You seem to be handling them just fine on your own at the moment. There's no real need to attack them this turn.
MUPDATE
>>56856212
Any open spots?
>>56856356
Well lad, considering you're the one backstabbing barely scrapped together nations I'd say you're the threat to glorious Germoney.
If the reich helps us out it can take as much land as it can grab, and will have italian support for the creation of an ethnically and culturally german nationstate
>>56856378
>>56856387
Plenty play as austria hungry and fuck up the italians
>>56856378
attack spain and italy
>>56856378
>>56856419
fuck denmarcks shit up
>>56856419
Push France back
>>56856429
by the way, since its bed tim and Im tired as fuck, I leave all of my territories to my one and only ally, Russia
god night lads
>>56856419
Eradicate the serbs and Romanians?
>>56856263
>>56856231
>Equal t's
>still manage to lose t's to the ottomans
>>56856419
Kill yourself.
Good luck the Italians and the Spaniards.
>>56856419
>>56856378
Italy attacks France, heading to Marseilles
Also stop your fucking bullshit math.
Spain took 5 provinces from you, when they had a 15 t take over.
I attacked you for 5 ts (rolled a 3)
You rolled for 10 ts (an 8)
So if you split the 5 ts to stop spain and the 5 to stop me you'd lose TEN from spain and gain nothing from me.
>>56856419
Please conquer more German-speaking lands, to create a unified Germany. Specifically, get the Thuringian states, Baden and Mecklenburg. Saxony too, but only if there is spillage.
>>56856419
Take the rest of Scandinavia.
>>56856456
das qt af
>>56856475
your roll does shit and does nothing
>>56856419
K
Attack the swiss and spill france
>>56856508
would you care to ally your self with france since italy is attacking you
>>56856419 oP, could you please cross out the states which have been exterminated form the map. it is giving me anxiety
>>56856507
You're a cheating child:
>>56856233
Worth 5ts
>>56856250
Worth 15 ts
>>56856258
Worth 10ts
FRANCE SHOULD'VE LOST 10 TS
INSTEAD THEY HAD A NET GAIN OF 3
OP IS A FUCKING CHEATER
>>56856535
No they're not.
Get fucked
>>56856546
did u see the 0 i just rolled
At first I thought the OP just couldn't do simple arithmetic, but now I'm convinced he's deliberately cheating.
>>56856564
How is that a refutation?
>>56856535
I am not.
So beyond being:
a) the OP
b) a CHEATING OP
you're also
c) a fucking liar
>>56856564
No because you didn't and I linked the attacks in question
My side did a total damage of 20t
You did a total of 10t
And yet you gained a net of 3t
Beyond that you also cheated on my attack before when you placed my move on the completely wrong spot:
I said to attack ottomans and you made me attack austria.
You suck
Hey OP how many cocks do you plan on sucking today?
>>56856607
I FIXED IT ALRIGHT SO I GOT NOTHING EVEN THOUGH U ROLLED A 3 THIS TURN AND SPAIN ROLLED A 3
mupdate
>>56856645
>Wipe out serbs
>instead I fuck up Italy
okay
>>56856645
attack spain italy and austria
>>56856645
Kill some frenchies going north, so I don't cockblock italy
>>56856663
Don't you know, Italians and Slavs look exactly the same :^)
>>56856645
You didn't count my roll. >>56856476
Continue the unification of German states, especially targeting Bavaria, as well as the other German territories already mentioned in my previous roll
>>56856645
Attack France, please stop jewing me OP
>>56856645
I'm going to abandon our alliance. The map rules say nothing about alliances, so I assume there's no penalty.
Attack France in Belgium.
>>56856663
>>56856645
>>56856671
>>56856645
>Italy attacks France
Heading for Marseilles
If OP wants to just rape shit with no resistence while playing as France why not just boot up EU3 or 4?
>>56856645
Take the rest of scandinavia. Russians go home.
>mfw OP doesn't have a trip so people don't remember him
Were you blown the fuck out in an earlier risk game or something?
>>56856720
I'd like to join your holy alliance. France was a mistake.
>inb4 OP says he has something to attend to and can't host anymore
MUPDATE
ATTACK ALLY ENEMYS
>>56856828
Same as last roll
>>56856671
>>56856765
I'm capping that post, for reasons.
May all of Europe unite to remove the frogs once and for all, brother!
>>56856828
>France fought off 4 nations at once
Yep. Just like EU all over again.
Italy attacks France, all day every day untiil you break.
>>56856828
Attack France
>>56856828
>And yet again,OP embraces his jewish Trickery
>>56856828
Invade France please, since he seems to not want to give me any of my rolls
>>56856871
I GAVE U YOUR ROLLS
>letting OP play in his own game
none of you can say you were surprised
>>56856894
No you fucking didn't. If you would take time to read
>>56856476
This is what my territory should look like at this point
>if you look closely, you can see the Somali refugee fuck OP in the ass. As you can tell, he's very butthurt, hence the bleeding from his anal cavity. Please treat him with kid gloves, as he's very irritated at the moment.
>>56856828
keep taking scandinavia.
>>56856942
>but i gave that brown dick his rolls!
>>56856922
No, not really
This is the final straw tbhf
>>56856950
Denmark as an ally could u please use that roll to fuck up england
>>56856993
kinda busy dude. ruski is looking to continue on my land.
>>56856922
To be honest I've OPd and played before I never do this bull.
But you're right, ever since I started playing this shit 4 years ago we had this bullshit.
>>56856993
>trusting the frog jew
>>56856993
OP as a faggot can you please spread your asscheeks and take the pounding you're about to receive like an honorable homosexual?
MUPDATE
attack all my enemys
>>56856645
im back fuck up greece
what happened
>>56857047
Same as last roll and the roll before that.
>>56856928
Actually, I'm the captain now
Update
>>56857047
If I have Iceland attack scotland. If not take Iceland on the way.
>>56857047
You're joking, right?
Attack France.
>>56857086
fine op it attack all my enemies
>>56857086
Conquer remaining territories owned by Bavaria and Hanover.
>>56857086
Oh nice, fuck up the Ottomans.
Wipe France off the map so the rest of us don't have to be reminded of that cuck.
>>56857047
Italy attacks France. Same old.
Come on OP, just do what you really wanna do, embrace your nature.
>>56857082
Funny how he can hold up despite the quite literal gangbang.
>>56857076
OP cheated blatantly, everyone attacked him.
>>56857086
I prefer this one to OP's
But here, I made one too.
I think I'm just gonna leave. This game is a clusterfuck
>>56857107
see that 0 i just rolled get fucked up >>56857082
>>56857049
suliman fuck the shit out of the italians my islamic brother
>>56857148
See this cock in your ass>>56856942 ?
Mind removing it so you can act like a functioning human being?
>>56857086
fine ok Attack Scotland.
>>56857049
I actually look forward to smiting you, now that we have an OP who isn't a cockmongling faggot
>>56857148
Yeah yeah good ole excuses.
How about the turn where the combined attacks against you totalled 31, when everyone shat on your head.
Meanwhile your defense was a 10, good but... not enough right?
You should've lost 21 territories, and yet you lost what, 5? 10 if we're generous?
I'm not even gonna bother counting anymore, considering the other fuck up where you should've taken -10 and instead got +3
>>56857086
Italy into France.
>>56857256
your attack did shit
>>56857271
Your mom did shit after I fucked her ass raw
It was kinda disturbs how plugged up she was tbhf
>>56857086
Update
Continue conquest of Hanover (I think?)
and then raep France
>>56857234
He gained three Ts last turn when he should've lost 21.
>>56857295
greece you got fucked by my brothers the ottomans
