Ask somebody who will turn 30 (and is a virgin) in 2 hours 15 minutes, anything..
>>56849160
Happy birthday in a few hours anon.
>>56849160
how'd you let that happen, you dolt?
>>56849160
Early congratulations. I failed my wizard studies.
>>56849576
Thanks macedonianon
>>56849657
I accepted that I am ugly or creepy, I actually talk to girls which makes everything worse in fact..
>>56849160
Congrats on impending wizardom
>>56849797
Thank you, bad for you I guess..
>>56849838
I am ecstatic..
>>56849160
HB2U and don't forget that age is not a number and sex is just an overrated forced meme. It's not too late though.
>>56849939
>>56849160
Are you happy?
Have you thought about suicide?
>>56849160
Haha fucking nerd
>>56849160
what's yor job?
go to a prostitute and you aren't a virgin any more
Do you have a waifu?
whats your favourite debuff to apply?
>>56849160
Can you feel your mana pool getting filled?
>>56850039
1. No
2. I'm depressed since 6 years ago, I took 3 pills everyday, I'm so depressed I don't have erections, but who cares, is not like I'm going to use it anyway
>>56850106
I actually studied engineering
>>56850154
1. I'm an electronic technicer
2. I don't care for sex anymore, I just want some love
>>56850182
Nope
>>56850187
I don't play MMORPGs, but I tried WoW in the Burning Crusade period, I made it to 40 I guess
>>56850229
N-Not really, is not the time yet, isn't it?
How does it feel to know that you're a failure of a man? A social outcast who makes people feel uncomfortable by your mere presence? How does it feel to know that no woman will ever look at you as a sexual being or love you in any real capacity? How does it feel to know that you've lived 30 years without experiencing something so essential to the human condition that billions of people experience every day? How does it feel to know that you've failed at your one biological goal that determines your value as a species?
>>56849160
Be very polite to the ladies, always take care of their trivial needs first, be confident and you will get pussy. I know a short little Philippine guy that gets the ladies just on social skills alone, while much better looking men strike out.
P.S. -If you have a close female friend, confide in her and ask what would make you more attractive with the ladies. Women generally love to play matchmaker.
>>56849160
What is going to be your main magic skillset? Is it necromancy?
>>56849160
Catch a redeye up here. Our women love dat chocolate dick.
>>56850439
still better than being a russian.
>>56850439
Feels bad man, but I have a lot of male friends thought..
>>56850481
I don't understand woman or I'm ugly as fuck or a total retard, I tried everything, being direct, indirect, talking them in the street, dancing in clubs, Facebook, Tinder, InterPals, etc.. believe me, I tried
>>56850493
Pyromancy sounds good..
>>56850494
B-But I'm white
>>56850599
I would cut me off a testicle for a Russian qt
>>56849160
Why didn't you hire a white whore and get it over with?
>>56850745
I don't care for sex anymore, I just want some love..
Too much Disney I guess..
How many times have you wanked to the thought of your family?
>>56850855
wew lad
>>56849809
>talk to girls
>still virgin
I'm so sorry
>>56850958
It's OK anon, at least I'm not a neet..
I thought latinos were famous for having sex all the time? now I don't know what to believe...
>>56851019
You're right anon, being a neet is the worst
>>56849160
Just watch out so you dont become a walking sperm donor for some 33 year old walking bio clock.
>>56851019
I hope you invest that money you earn well and can retire with 50 to lead a cozy life style. And watch all those married men work until theyre 70 because the wife wants shiny things.
>>56851116
Girls around here are ultra princesses, a 5/10 girl will not even give you her number, but virgins all over the world says the same so...
test
Have you tried skin bleaching? Girls there love white dick.
>>56851158
Thank you anon, retirement age around here is 65..
>>56851233
Positive
>>56851284
:^)
>>56851209
Damn, so I guess it would be hard for me too if I went down there. I was considering going to Chile or Uruguay for a holiday, somewhere calmer than Central or Northern South America, too crazy there for my tastes
>>56851333
Nice trips. Happy almost birthday Anon. Congratulations on your Wizardom.
>>56849160
Happy birthday in 58 minutes Anon.
I'm bored. If you want to Skype, when it hits your birthday I'll show you my pussy.
Naw, just kidding, I don't like black guys.
>>56851116
Pretty untrue I think tbqh
>>56849160
I'm 22 and am going to be the same. I'll never get to have sex because I'm very shy, average-looking, not muscular, and boring.
I read a statistic the other night that said only 3% of people over 25 are virgins. It made me want to burst into tears. I cried myself to sleep that night. I just want to be normal and fuck girls.
>>56851354
Go to Neuquén and enjoy the views..
>>56851372
>>56851379
Thank you..
>>56851467
CHI
>>56851541
Everybody is boring, start working out, I mean, start somewhere, you have 8 years to go, that's a lot of time..
It's just a slimy hole of salty coins and milk
Happy birthday
>>56852041
T-Thanks..
>>56851630
>Neuquén
Gracias anon, I will consider it. I never thought about going to Argentina, my friend went there a few times and what he told me turned me off.
>>56852148
What it told you?
Buenos Aires city is a shithole...
>latin american
>virgin at age of 30
How do you even manage to accomplish this?
>>56852191
He just said the people were very rude and snobby. Not sure exactly where he went, but Buenos Aires was one stop for sure.
>>56852191
*he
>>56852219
Being ugly and or a total retard..
>>56852243
I think the same, I live in the province but when I travel to Bs As I just want to end it all..
>hi, i'm from argentina
>>56852428
>>56852324
Okay so if I go there, stay away from any major city? haha
>>56849160
How can you be a latino and still be a virgin? My Jewish media told me you are sex hungry hairy men and your women are horny af
go fuck a prostitute you stupid shitskin argentine faggot
>>56852495
It's just Bs As + Greater Bs As (don't go there)..
>>56852532
That only makes everything worst..
>>56852612
>>56850338
>2. I'm depressed since 6 years ago, I took 3 pills everyday, I'm so depressed I don't have erections, but who cares, is not like I'm going to use it anyway
>2. I don't care for sex anymore, I just want some love
T-Minus 7 minutes
I made it, guys!..
>>56853694
Happy birthday, Anon!
>>56852673
Thanks man, and happy birthday to you, don't be sad, just live your life and be happy, if you see a cute girl on the street, look her in the eye and smile at her. Sometimes all we need is little personal touch.
>>56853785
Thank you my Germanic friend..
>>56853843
I'll keep that in mind..
>>56853694
do you feel arcane powers flowing through you?
>>56853984
Not yet, let me try this..
>>56849160
Happy birthday anon
Today you can consider yourself honorary white
>>56854109
Thank you, it means so much too me..
>>56854169
FEEELIZ FELIZ EN TU DIA JKASJKASKJAS
OJALA Q TE PISE UN TRAVIA ASJKAJKJKAS
>>56854169
Remember that being white means you can get away with murdering niggers and the like. It you have someone bothering you today, kill them and use the white card.
i don't believe you
ps . happy birthday
ps2. you're an autistic faggot and i hope that you die
ps3. regards2
>>56849160
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AJSKAJSKJAKJSKAJKSJAJKJSKAS
YOU HAVE RE GIFTED YOURSELF LYNX
>>56852041
>It's just a slimy hole of salty coins and milk
wat
>>56854205
Thank you?
>>56854213
I'll keep that in mind..
>>56854227
I also don't believe it
>>56854238
:(
>>56854388
Happy birthday OP
>>56854457
Thank you my ching chong friend..
>>56854869
Alright nigger keep it down
>>56854457
any more of this semen demon?
>>56855367
Its a man :^)
>>56855408
i know ;^)
>>56855507
faggot ^_^
