What does growing up in Israel feels like ?
bola murcha
Like hot shrapnel and the numbing vibrations of an automatic rifle.
Like living with a bunch of Arabs while pretending not to be one.
Like being Jewish and pretending that's a good thing.
Like having the stench of armpit permanently invading your nasal cavity.
Like not being smart enough to invent a hat large enough to stay on your head.
Like perpetually worrying about what peoples you are going to massacre today.
Like being entitled to everything you want because you want it because you happen to be holding down a region for private American purposes.
>>56846046
It really depends to what group you belong to.
>tfw had the shittiest childhood
>>56848279
What are you? Arab? Orthodox Jew?
>>56846046
Those are horses, not women.
Bodies are good though
>>56848330
Russian Orthodox Christian
>>56848367
So was your childhood shitty because how you were treated by others or because of other factors? Also if you don't mind my curiosity how did christian russians end up in Israel? Is your family just christian on one side and Jewish on the other or what?
>>56848479
Grandpa was Jewish therefore w could move here.
For me it went like this:
>move to Israel with mom, dad, Grandma (Grandpa died a week before I was born) in 1994
>mom is an engineer, dad is a cargo ship's navigator and grandma is a doctor
>dad gets reject from multiple jobs involving ships because of monopolies and corruption
>mom get rejected from different engineering jobs because her degree "isn't up to date and wasn't acquired here"
>grandma is too old and can't learn Hebrew properly
>dad starts drinking heavily
>he brings problems home and becomes unbearable
>mom can't take it anymore and kicks him out and divorces
>the year 2000
>grandma gets cancer and taking care of her takes a lot of cash
>mom is forced to take care of 9 year old me and grandma
>get a phone call from the police, they say they found dad laying dead in the park
>mom stops receiving alimonies
>Grandma dies from cancer by the end of that year
>unable to lay for rent and learning course, me and mom move to a small 1.5 bedroom apartment in an old building
>gets bullied at school for being a Russian poor
>she is forced to work as a cleaning lady in several jobs to make enough for food and rent
>I turn 14 and without much choice find a job to help bring some more cash home
>this continues until I'm 21 and out of the army
>>56848939
why didn't you just move back to russia? by the early 2000s the Russian economy was getting better and I'm sure your parents could have gotten jobs there
>>56848939
Fuck mate, that's messed up. Hopefully things will get better if they haven't started to already.
>>56848939
ugh sorry to hear that buddy
>>56849030
We didn't have Russian citizenship nor any resources to move there.
>>56849036
Kinda, the first three years after the army were great but now that I started going to university things don't look so good.
>>56849248
אין מספיק כסף לסיים את התואר?
>>56849281
I have the exact amount of cash to finish my degree but we're having trouble saving cash, before I got my last paycheck I only had 700nis in my account and mom had something over a thousand
>>56849343
אתה לא יכול לקבל עזרה מהממשלה או משהו? אם סיימת צבא אמורים לעזור לחיילים מרקע כלכלי בעייתי לא
>>56848939
wow man that sucks.. do you speak Russian?
>>56849482
Please no sandrunes, I'm curious about the conversation
>>56849482
My mom gets some help from ביטוח לאומי but no more than that desu.
After the armt the country doesn't care what happens to you.
>>56849491
Yes, fluently
>>56849248
>We didn't have Russian citizenship
If you're able to prove that your ancestors lived in Empire/USSR, you'd get the citizenship MUCH faster.
>>56849609
You should move to Russia .. this -> >>56849635
>>56849635
I still got my Soviet birth certificate and mom got her ID card, but atm we don't plan to move anywhere since it won't improve much.
But if in the future I might decide to move, it would be to either Yekaterinburg, Prague Warsaw
>>56849609
ugh thats fucked hope it gets better for you buddy
>>56849766
Why Yekaterinburg, not Moscow/SPb?
http://www.zakonrf.info/zakon-o-grazhdanstve/33.1/
>>56848939
And here I thought that Israel was the Promised Land. Well, at least you are not living in Russia.
>>56849771
Thanks man, I appreciate it.
>>56849812
I find it very charming, same with Kazan. Moscow got it's charms too butni would prefer somewhere more peaceful and isolated but not too much.
>>56849836
Exactly, it's a land filled with empty promises
>>56849883
Kazan has cuties :3
And as Muscovite I should say that it's the least peaceful city ever. Crowds of people and cars are fucking everywhere.
>tfw you'll never be a Russian jew with a bad childhood in Israel
It might be surprising but I envy you anon. I hope things turn out well.
>>56849949
That's exactly why I don't want to live there, I had enough of Tel Aviv
>>56849992
>It might be surprising but I envy you anon
damn, how shit was your childhood that you envy that?
>>56849992
Why would you envy?
Here, during military service you don't see any women for 6 months unless the commanding officer is a bro and let's conscripts hit the local whorehouse.
In Israel they put you into a boring desert outpost together with 100 fit 18-20 year old girls and you have nothing to do for 3 years.
(I know this is not true but it's what I imagined during military service)
>>56848939
Holy shit , am I glad my parents moved to Germany and not Israel.
That could be me, easily.
>>56850218
Were your parents Russian Jews?
>>56850218
I really wish they had decided to move to a central European country...
>Judeo-Slavic master race combines best of all worlds
>euro looks, can drink, good with the finances, brains from software dev parents
>got mistaken for a Norwegian on a bachelor party trip to Europe
>hi-tech sector always hiring and paying mad shekels
Not bad, but then again
>real estate prices are insane
>you will never buy a nice car because import taxes and cartelized import industry
>jewish parents will never be proud of you unless you find a cure for cancer in a lab on the moon base you've built with your bare hands
Also Jewesses are a pain in the ass. I can't find a common language with these creatures. It's bad enough if they were all to reject me for whatever reason, but they're fickle, flaky cunts who will milk you for every shekel by feigning interest until you realize she's digging for the jew gold.
I've had foreign chicks reject me out of hand and make it clear that I have no chance without wasting my time and I can respect that. Jewesses are dishonest cunts.
>>56850292
My dad is Jew, my mom is Russia-German.
They considered both options and my mom won. Damn I love her.
>>56850318
Had up lad, I really wish you the best for your life. When you finnish your studies you could emigrate here as a high professional.
>>56850437
I doubt there are many options in Germany for a histry and geography graduate
>>56850473
Damn lad, only a fortune could bring you out of this misery.
>>56850000
Nice digits friend :D
>>56850473
>geography graduate
You will find a job with a geography degree, no problem.
Half Jew Half Slav here,is it worth going to Israel if i dont see another Way?
>>56850607
*I didnt read "in Germany" .. because then you're right. Sorry.
>>56848939
Damn I'm sorry m8, I'm half Russian orthodox and feel you
>>56850359
>Judeo-Slavic untermensch
>don't have dad's GOAT curly hair
>have mom's greasy stringy hair
>can't tan like dad, sunburn like mom
>have mom's thinness but none of the height
>have dad's shortness but none of the bulk
>no fucking body hair, look like a giant pink baby
>slav babyface with big fucking jew nose sitcking out of it
kill me
>>56848939
>Oh no, life in the first world is so awful, poor me.
Fuck, do people like you piss me off.
>>56850550
Exactly, I don't know how I'll make it
>>56850662
If you got the cash than you can make it.
>>56850675
Where from?
>>56850739
Just because life is worse somewhere out there doesn't mean you should be happy about you being at the bottom of where you are now.
>>56850772
Yeah, I'm sure you are really struggling there.
>>56850772
Odessa. Well I was born in Israel, then parents moved to Ukraine and then Canada and now I've been back here for 7 years
>>56850734
>have dad's shortness but none of the bulk
Lift.
Also, are you smart?
>>56850662
What is your profession?
is there any israeli porn pls gib names if there is
>>56850885
woah, that's one hell of a trip. Why did you come back?
>>56851026
the only one i know of besides the amateur stuff every country has is daphne rosen
>>56851081
Dad died, single mom, moved to Canada with to live with family, never make it anywhere, mom remarries Russian Israeli. Move back to Israel. Have a half decent life.
>>56851280
Sorry to hear that lad, are you having alright?
>>56851548
Yeah got an alright job due to connections I made and have qt gf. But it's hard here, prices so high and pay so low. Jews Jewing Jews man.
>>56851627
You're a lucky man, I still work in security after 4 years
>>56851754
I grew up poor at a housing project here m8. I just got met someone and they knew someone and viola. It can happen to you too.
>>56850365
See you in the fourth Reich.
I heard you get in on the ebin jewmann conspiracies.
>>56851807
Maybe, we'll seem. With university and work at the same time I forgot what itbis to meet and hangout with people ;_;
>>56851929
Yes we're sworn in at our bar mitzvah
>>56851938
Good look bud
>>56851938
What is your profession brah?
>>56852155
I'm a security guard who studies Geography and History at TAU
>>56852245
>I'm a security guard who studies Geography and History at TAU
So you enjoy the security guard field?
>>56852292
It allows me to study sometimes sonits okay
>>56852245
>Geography and History
Ouch. I don't think there's much employment in this field tbth.
Hi tech, engineering, logistics, architecture, finances is where it's at. I've seen people land here in the mid-90's with pretty much empty pockets and make mad, mad shekels working in these fields.
My parents included. Came in 94, had nothing, crashed at my grandma's Amidar apartment. They now own a luxury apartment in a fucking tower, travel multiple times a year. I'm pretty sure they already paid off most of the mortgage too if not all. All from writing software.
>>56848199
calm down
>>56851807
What's your background?
>>56848199
>this much buffoonery
>>56850739
He wasn't asking for pity, just answering an anon's question. You're being a petty cunt
>>56846046
Holy shit, they got huge faces.
>>56852675
Half Russian half Ukrainian Jew
>>56850359
>Jewesses are dishonest cunts
Fucking this so much, it's so bad here too. They embrace the worst habits of basic white girls and it's convinced me that if I ever marry a Jew she won't be American
>>56853397
Why must we suffer?
like bags of sand
