Ingsoc edition
cara
crayon pop
karen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDAQa70tBrw
Ritsu and crayon pop
>>56844755
more like crayon poop hahaha
What did it mean by this?
Really wanna see Zootopia lads. Gonna get in on the newest Normie craze.
>>56844695
wew
being incredibly lewd at the moment
#repost
>the Austrian national football team is sponsored
>the Caltex Socceroos
Fucking lol. Cringe. Desert yanks
>>56844792
ALRI LAD
who are you
Strength Through Purity, Purity Through Faith [sic]
a city and metropolitan borough in Greater Manchester, England, with a population of 514,417 as of 2013.[5] It lies within the United Kingdom's second-most populous urban area, with a population of 2.55 million.[6] Manchester is fringed by the Cheshire Plain to the south, the Pennines to the north and east and an arc of towns with which it forms a continuous conurbation. The local authority is Manchester City Council on the map
>>56844818
gaybender senpai
>>56844773
>>56844779
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lz8jTvyNJ6g
I just want a girl to come over and listen to music with.
What's it like to slap a girl's arse lads?
Poleaboo
>>56844827
>'''''''''''''Greater'''''''''''''' Manchester
>>56844792
Good image here lad haha.
>>56844859
Bend over and I'll tell you
Labour was hit by a race row today as an activist in the Momentum group, which backs Jeremy Corbyn, was accused of branding party MP Chuka Umunna as not “politically black”.
>>56844851
Attractive girls and girls with good music tastes are fully seperate on the Venn diagram
>>56844859
Worth it
finally just regained hearing in my left year after two years
>american saying lads
mate imagine having cardinal years lmao
Screeching with laughter at these WE WUZ Instagram pages lads
>>56844893
how do I stop acne
>>56844797
unemployment is less of an issue than production/trade balance is
really the issue is having so many young people being essentially dead weight, can't just keep them on welfare because that is demeaning and takes away your worth as a human, but can't just shove them into token jobs either since most require some training.
that's why Japan has a surplus in amateur game-devs, porn artists, and all manner of strange service jobs to meed the desires of a post-modern society.
its why a woman can get paid to cuddle with a man or a man paid to talk to women in a club.
muzzies get out
muzzies stay out
>>56844954
Try washing your face once in a while. Never understand how acne freaks would rather not spend the 30 seconds a day. Pure laziness
>>56844954
Accutane
nukes solve everything
>>56844954
praise allah
>>56844931
Are there any new spectator videos, they were a bit of a meme last year
>>56845011
can't
acne isn't severe enough and the GP won't prescribe it
>>56845003
just fuck off with your shitty bait you fucking paki
brexit shit
some thoughts have a certain sound
>>56844938
The comic book WE WUZ cracks me up the most. I remember they wrote that nignog cat man got Silver Surfer in an armlock.
Hahahaha
>>56844838
He fucked up the stress on the final line la, implied Crayon Pop a shit
>>56845040
>>56845050
>acne isn't severe enough and the GP won't prescribe it
So stab some of your pimples with a needle.
MAKE it bad enough for the GP to intervene
>>56845067
who the fuck are the 3% in ukip
>>56845050
>dirty faced lazy fatty with shit diet can't come up with anything so goes for a fully unfounded paki
Nice one grease nose
Hillary will lose to DJ Trump
Is the queen even allowed to vote for politicians in the uk?
>>56845079
Bit long-winded desu. Can't see many people chanting that.
>>56845079
tldr
>>56845112
why did he pretend to take one?
8/10 gal
2/10 me
we complete each other
who here /feet/
>>56845067
so remain is richer and more qualified people
>>56845175
To quote Anonymous;
yes, I have two
>>56845151
She's allowed. But tradition means that she and her family don't
>>56845126
isn't lancing pimples the proper way to deal with them though?
>>56845173
Wise post
>>56845079
Can you even call it protesting at that point? Seems like a horde of people airing minor grievances just to get it off their chest and meet new friends at the same time.
>>56845226
you aren't supposed to pop the white spots, but if you have to, then you have to pop them in a specific way with a needle
>>56845067
EAST MIDLANDS MOST EUROSCEPTIC PART OF THE COUNTRY EVERYONE ELSE ARE KEKS, NORTHERN IRELAND MOST KEKED AREA MORE EUROPHILIC THAN SCOTLAND
>>56845222
Pretty shitty desu
I'd abdicate and just be a wealthy regular person
>>56845253
Lefties love to feel involved in any new drama. Their life is exactly as you described. Each and every one with no exceptions
>>56845175
Those are clearly not bare though.
post WE WUZ instagram posts please
feet is a fucking disgusting fetish
literally in the same rankings as scat and necrophilia
caption: "coincidence?"
Every dream
Every thought
'Tis for /brit/
>>56845285
>giving up being Queen just because you have no actual power
You have much to learn
crayon pop
>>56845285
Edward VIII abdicated in the 1930s to marry some rich Yank slag who was getting divorced at the time. Doubt id want to give up being called prince/king though
>>56844792
lmao, top mene
>>56844792
(you)
>>56845349
hate that conspiracy theories are popular now among every mong with internet on their phone.
Did the pakis do they're "We're throwing colours haha! but really we're just using this as an excuse to molest paki women and tourist women" holiday recently or something?
>>56845380
good post
year 21 no gf
>>56845365
that's parliament familia
x_x
>>56845392
He was a retard for doing that honestly.
doot doot
>>56845451
fucksake lad same except I'm 19 and I rejected a girl when I was 15
regret that about now
The lads back at it
>>56845491
tone looks pretty hench there
>>56845491
bit of an odd photo
>>56845491
>>56845491
RIP
>>56845491
>ywn go out on the lash with based Tone and big Dave
>>56845491
Will Tone ever be PM again?
>>56845491
haha when will manlets learn, this confirms dave could absolutely HEEM tone
>>56845527
>that's hench to a yank
Christ. He's just a normal man wearing a tight shirt
>>56845392
Never understood that
Isnt the whole reason the CoE exists is because Henry viii wanted to smash and dash his wives?
how do you pronounce "tone"?
>>56845491
why is Tone always wearing a shirt that's two sizes too small for him?
>>56845491
tone will never be pm again ;_;7
absolutely obnoxious amount of phlegm in my throat
>>56845586
looks like he's got a nice strong core tbqh
I'm going to /b/ for a bit to relive my youth. Wish me luck.
>>56845491
Hes not even PM anymore. Did he just go to Banter Cameron?
>>56845590
i smash and dashed ur mums sloppy arsehole last night
>>56845491
I met Tony Abbot once while visiting Australia
It was in the park, he came up to me reeking of gin and suit in tatters.
He was wiled eyed, obviously off his tits on some drugs, asking me to piss in a filthy coke bottle for him so he could get his benefits.
I said no and told him to fuck off but he kept on following me, tugging at my arm and fiddling through his bag full of pills and needles for something to bribe me with.
finally I'd had enough with him begging me for piss so I just shoved him to the ground. He never got up so far as I saw, just lay there screaming....
>bought a subway sandwich at 2 am yesterday on the way home
>black woman who was on drugs or mentally ill comes up to me and says "I see you and you're not hearing my call"
>I say "what call?"
>She says "Have you got any change?"
>Reach in my pocket and hand her 30p
>She says "Its not good enough, I see pounds in your other pocket"
>I say "No I don't"
>gets aggressive, says "give me your coke then"
>I say "No, I just bought it"
>walks off talking gibberish
Thought I was gonna get mugged by a group of them
>>56845491
Christ what's wrong with their hands
>>56845600
Suns out guns out
Not being funny lads, but I could absolutely HEEM every single one of you if I wanted tbqh. You're lucky I'm so generous and thoughtful lads.
>>56845595
Australia stopped the boats.
Why can't we?
>>56845637
Apparently the chinkies went crazy about English ale for a bit after those pics. We should get him over here again.
>>56845586
He's fit as fuck by politician standards, they're all fatties.
>>56845614
been having loads of acid reflux lately
I think its because I started eating grapes
>>56845595
T-own
>>56845695
-Leave EU
-adopt an australian points system
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Invicta-Diver-Quartz-Watch-6986/dp/B003MYR658/
might cop
hey lads did you see the leaks for the new Pokemon?
they tried to make it "topical" this time due to pressure from some interest groups saying the Japanese were a bunch of racist sexist white supremacists
>>56845590
IN the Church of England at the time you could not remarry if the divorced spouse was still alive. Didnt Henry kill/ get an annulment of his marriage before moving onto the next piece of gash?
maisie
>>56845695
Hello Nigel
>>56845710
Again refer to my comment that he's a normal man wearing a tight shirt. Your picture confirms it
>>56845695
their new PM wants the opposite + Aus becoming a republic
>captcha has two signs with the same number on it
aaaaaaj
>>56845745
>boy or girl
>or
FUCKING PROBLEMATIC CISSEXIST SHITLORD
>>56845695
because migrants dont come to britain on boats
australia?
more like ausGAYlia
hahahaha yeh
>>56845729
>buying any Invicta watch besides this one
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Invicta-Automatic-Display-Stainless-Bracelet/dp/B000JQFX1G/
Heres the Time i met Big Tone lads.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDLAUmqp8f4
>>56845802
>ugly shiny watch
holy fuck are you a 12 year old gypsy from 2004? get some fucking taste you utter pleb
Give me a (You) if you're smoking marijuana right now.
>>56845799
Britain isn't a sovereign state. I was clearly referring to the EU.
>>56845806
sounds like he has his mouth full the entire time
>>56845788
You spend too long on /fit/ m8, Tone is way above the average for men his age.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDAQa70tBrw
>>56845806
BANKERS BONUSES
More anime.
>>56845790
What are you talking about he's completely and utterly committed to tones border policy -- he needs to to keep the hard right vote/cabinet members
Apart from a few populist social issues tones and turnbull aren't that different. he's just a far better communicator and IMO a more decisive, cutthroat politician.
might play a bit of train simulator to end the day xx
Not too long now until Poleaboos daily cut
Stay tuned
>>56845893
fuck sake meant to link this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amUNEsSdy_g
>>56845911
me on the right
>>56845806
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tqXSPkDbX4
looks like hes enjoying it lol
>>56845911
this is pretty good
http://www.ryuanime.com/anime-info/desert-punk/
>>56845491
lads on tour
>>56845806
Literally the Jewish bankers; the Jewish bonuses
How do you pronounce the following:
Thermal
Phoebe
Accrual
Heavenly
Squirrel
Accoustic
Arkansas
good words that follow games tonight lads
>>56845955
bothered
>>56846012
fer-mal
fee-bee
acc-roo-all ?
heven-lee
sqwi-rell
a-coo-stick
arken-saw
>Catholic
Ah yes very impressive
Do vampires get erections?
Bitte komm nach Deutschland und fick meine Muschi du geiler Hengst. Ich liebe deinen britischen Akzent. Fick mich mit deinem Zauberstab, Harry
How many crayon pop posters are there now?*
>>56846074
me on the right the cucked altar boy
>>56845790
>their new PM wants the opposite
uh yeah not really ay
>>56846076
wew
my poo might as well have been singing "slip sliding away" because its consistency was similar to the chorus of that song
like if u agree
>>56846012
ther-mal
fee-bee
uck-roowal
hevven-lee
skwi-rul
a-koo-stic
ar-kan-zus
>>56846071
>fer-mal
fuck off chav
gt be up in 5 hours lads haha
>>56845706
>Apparently the chinkies went crazy about English ale for a bit after those pics. We should get him over here again.
Manchester was Mental when he came. All the chinese students went to sign up to meet him and it was impossible to get anywhere on the day
>>56846074
Jesus Wept.
>>56844921
happy for you x
>>56845483
same
the rejection was cause i was clueless back then and cared more about prestiging on call of duty
*smashez dat mf like button*
>>56845985
she looks absolutely insufferable, wouldnt last 5 minutes at a table with her
drinking iced coffee again
>>56845958
Its on the list now.
>>56846113
>ar-kan-zus
you literally aren't meant to pronounce it this way, which is annoying
its are-ken-saw
>>56845928
yeah bully just gets his dick caught in the pie less than tone
baby I don't need dollar bills to have fun tonight
>>56845985
everything in that is about her getting attention lmao. i cannot stand her 2bh. the only person i dislike more is macklemore.
Thinking about a cheeky plate of midnight rashers and sausies
>>56846113
>ar-kan-zus
lad, are you thick
>>56846182
>>56846242
fuck off yanks
>>56846176
finished my iced coffee
might make another
>week 2 of my dairy ban
have not lost weight thankfully
>>56846071
>fee-bee
>>56846113
what in the fuck
>>56846184
Its just a lot easier for people to like bull than it is to like tones, and shorten for that matter
>>56846288
do germans name their children "foyb"
does anybody have that image with the guy defending the islamic occupation of southern france by sayin #not all muslims?
>>56846235
>Having strong opinions on celebrities
How bizarre
Got a date tonight, boys
Really loving every laugh knowing that while I'm prepping up to smash some bird poleaboos gonna be cutting himself
phoebe is quite a qt name
>>56846288
Ph - pronounced like a f in case you weren't already aware
Oe - from French letter œ which is pronounced like ee
It makes sense lad
>>56846071
http://vocaroo.com/i/s17cI3sDe8sI
went to lourdes once and touched the rock and got a shock in my arm/body
ive heard other people say when a miracle has been performed on them thats what it feels like
haha england should be more like scotland amirite lads?
>>56846012
http://vocaroo.com/i/s16exyvbfVrV
might be addicted to iced coffee lads
>>56846402
>arkansas
>>56846367
Give her one for me mate
>>56846352
she obviously is desperate for attention given what she's doing in that.
the macklemore stuff i learned from /sp/ threads where the meme was about that song where he said he thought he was gay when he was 8 or something.
>>56844733
this 2bh
>>56846352
Destination unknown, as we pull in for some gas
A freshly pasted poster reveals a smile from the pack
Elephants and acrobats, lions, next monkey
Pele speaks righteous, sister Seena says "Funky"
>>56846387
such a meme place theres literally 400 shops selling overpriced mary statues
>arkansas
new gimmick
Any of you lads ever been in love?
>>56846387
coulda been a wasp
are all russians autistic?
started using interpals and it's like talking to a fucking wall with these girls
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3508005/Soldiers-shared-photographs-disgusting-meals-including-maggot-infested-tomatoes-mouldy-eggs-warned-senior-staff-face-legal-action.html
take the bankers food and give it to the soldiers!!!
Fuck
>>56846372 for >>56846012
>>56846475
Love is a social construct.
>>56846481
nah
>>56846489
>language barrier and cultural differences are autism
No wonder your country is so racist!
>>56846475
what is love?
Eating spam sammys for dinner lads
>>56844733
crack whore
no no no no no no no no no no no no there's no limit
>>56846420
>AR KAN SAW
FOY
>Love is a social construct.
atheist master race reporting in
>>56846497
Take their bonuses instead so the soldiers can buy their own food.
>>56846489
girls in general cannot carry conversations for shit
especially if they have no background knowledge of you
>>56846469
>pronounced differently to Kansas
fucks sake
wo /islam/ hier?
Just want to shave my head. Should I shave my head? Will I instantly regret it?
>>56846475
Love, although resulting in altered body chemistry and is therefore real, is a hormonally induced delusional state. In addition it is humiliating, because it puts you at a disadvantage. it gives the love object too much power.
As for sex per se, it lacks both challenge and novelty and is on the whole a deeply imperfect solution to the problem of intergenerational genetic transfer.
>>56846475
nah m8 nah
>>56846523
i've talked to many nationalities, such as Koreans, Kazakhs, French, Germans, Turks, Serbs, etc.
They've all been relatively interesting to talk to, except Russians.
>>56846622
JUST
do you know what beef is?
>>56846642
the lithuanian is here again
piss off
Which city is the easiest to move to with an electronic engineeeing degree?
>>56846654
yea
>>56846585
>girls in general cannot carry conversations for shit
no youre just a shite conversationalist, talking is literally all they do
>>56846497
literally don't understand why anyone would join the army
>>56846622
No, it's the best feeling in the world after having long hair. Trust me you won't regret it.
>>56846654
i ate ur mums beef last night
>>56846622
you'll look shit if you don't have good facial bones structure
just got a 50 bag of headband in lads
Proper smelly one loll
>>56846622
WHo photoshopped that man's head onto that policeman
>>56846668
grimsby arcade
>>56846668
Grimsby
>>56846664
literally who
>>56846697
beef is when i see u guaranteed to be an icu
>>56846685
no
youre a shit conversationalist for disagreeing with me
rate my din dins lads haha
>>56846622
I don't shave mine totally, I just do a number 1 all over every few weeks.
>>56846585
>girls in general cannot carry conversations for shit
>I've literally never talked to a girl
Women could talk for their fucking countries. They'e surprisingly shit at manipulation, I've found though. I thought they were supposed to be good at that.
>>56846622
looks like hitman jr
>>56846668
the arcade down grimsby way
>>56846426
literally this
>>56846738
>central macedonia
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>56846668
Thurso
>>56846738
DEBT
E
B
T
>>56845580
I don't know, Tone's taking a step back to give Dave an extra inch on him and he's not cripplingly scoliotic as Dave appears to be with that pose.
Just got my EE degree from the University of Grimsby, what do I do now?
>>56846759
fuck off
>>56846668
silicon fen / cambridge
Know where to go to buy a pack of 20 for $12
To you an idea a 25 pack of Marlboro golds usually set you back $25 so I've really found a great bargain
>>56846806
work on the Illuminations over in Blackpool
need more tinder advice lads
"jenny you _______"???
>>56846739
ur lucky im also a conservationist or id end u
>>56846780
>london
pajeet
>>56846842
gay?
>>56846806
move to silicon fen / cambridge and reply to my fucking posts you mong I've just about had it with you
>>56846807
bit rude
>>56846654
Happy Independence Greece day, lad
>>56846685
>>56846739
also
>talk to girls who knows how many girls on pof
>one word replies out the ass, forced to probe them constantly
>talk to girl i know irl
>had conversations almost every day for a week
>line up a date
>>56846842
humpy
>>56846849
>pajeet
Pajeet
