>he learned a second language so that he could actually communicate with real people
>he cant learn a second language and will always be confined culturally to the Anglosphere
>>56841884
Das ist richtig senpai. Wann beginnst du mit lernen?
>>56842057
Sounds good to me. Nothing worth seeing outside of it.
>>56842060
>he learnt the second ugliest language in the world after growing up with the ugliest
it's a small step up i guess
>>56842057
Everyone worth talking to already learns English. Literally zero reason to learn any other language.
>tfw you're legally obliged to learn a second language
THE NOVOCAINE IS WEARING OFF!!! THE NOVOCAINE IS WEARING OFF!!! THE NOVOCAINE IS WEARING OFF!!! THE NOVOCAINE IS WEARING OFF!!! THE NOVOCAINE IS WEARING OFF!!!
PELIGRO!!!
>>56842194
>tfw you dropped language studies at school for a science since it's such a waste of time
>>56842060
>that is right senpai want(or when) to begin to learn? (?)
i know 0 dutch desu
Actually I use my own language most of the time when interacting with real real people.
You here might as well be bots for all I know.
>speaking less then 3 languages
Jajajaja
>>56842253
>Finn
>interacting
So you never speak?
>>56842099
>>56842159
>anglos unironically believe they have nothing to gain by learning another language
>anglos literally justify their stupidity
>>56842272
>speaking less than 5
>>56842250
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bESGLojNYSo
>>56842370
>calls other people stupid for not wasting their time learning worthless shit
>>56842513
>he does it again
English is a freebie language, therefore bilingualfags are just as bad as monolinguals. You've never really put work into learning a new language, so only trilinguals are allowed to be smug.
>>56842400
¿Cuáles lenguas hablas?
>>56842370
What would I gain from speaking to a Brazilian? How to sexually please a monkey? 99 ways to carve bananas? How to be wealthiest country on entire continent yet still be irrelevant and dirt poor?
>>56841884
Callate, hijo de la puta.
>>56842370
The only other language worth learning is Japanese.
There's nothing to gain and there's no enjoyment to derive through your culture.
>>56841884
>learn English because of the internet
>obtain access to info most people in my country didn't have
>gain competitive advantage
>discover new cultures
>can now communicate with 800 million-1 billion people from many countries on top of the 15-20 million Greeks.
>I'm objectively better than you in all aspects
You just happened to be Lingua Franca in the internet era. Don't flatter yourself too much monolingual subhuman.
>>56842565
kek, you certainly seem a fine connoisseur of Brazilian amd Japanese culture
>>56842335
>mfw I get paid to run my mouth for 8h a day.
>>56841884
I only learned it to spam traps on /luso/ Tbh.
Fuck talking to real people
>>56842594
top kek, you will never know since you dont speak and I do you piece of shit
>>56842250
No problem because that's German.
>>56842675
Congratulations on being a superior Greek. That's like being the smartest gnat flying around the shit pile.
>>56842574
I got Dutch, English, German, French and latin in school. And did a bit of Spanish at the side.
But what you take home from school is merely a foundation. If you truly wish to learn a language you need immersion, which is something a school can't offer.
>>56842060
>letterlijk zelfde stront
>andere taal
>>56841884
You're obliged to learn English here, but in most high schools, you have to pick a third language as well, as an extra (for credits). Either Italian or German
I studied Esperanto for 2 weeks, became pretty fluent, joined a Facebook group and found out that 99.9% of people who speak Esperanto are completely autistic and annoying as fuck.
I can barely remember most of what I learned now.
>>56842798
I guess it's like I'll never know what like a hamster is saying
>>56842675
>>I'm objectively better than you in all aspects
but i'm actually white
>>56842816
Centraal station. Acht uur. Kom alleen.
>>56842857
you can understand what they're saying in liveleak
>>56842888
All sounds like Zika-neese to me.
>>56842594
You have to judge people individually. Wasn't thinking I'd ever have to say this.... Jesus fuck
>>56842881
Ich mach dich ja sowas von plat mongo junge!
>>56842805
Imagine wasting your time learning all that shit when you only need English. That's actually sad, I feel sorry for you.
>>56842869
>white ""masterrace""
you inbreed drunkards are not even close to being human.
>>56842857
>hamster
>saying
this is a fine example of the american intellect
I haven't seen the Anglosphere kick so much ass since WW2.
Where's Australia and NZ when you actually need them?
>>56842272
>fewer than
looks like you don't speak as many as you thought Hans. Also
>Not just shouting at people until they get what you mean
The only other language I could see myself learning is Spanish just so i can understand /lat/ memes
>>56842594
Going to a country with a smaller GDP per Capita means being literally the king in terms of purchasing power. You won't shit on luxury, will you?
>High demand since people like you are in majority. = Better salaries
>Better employability, as something other than a wagecuck.
>Faster progression in your job
>More opportunities
>More things to talk about around the table instead of "when are you going to get a girlfriend anon?"
>Talking about gfs, foreigners are always more attractive to locals.
>>56842400
>He doesn't speak every language
>>56843043
Obviously, that's why you speak our language kek.
I don't even know one word of Greek and I'm proud of that. I don't have to learn a single phrase of your meme language to get on in this world because being an anglophone is like winning the lottery of life.
>bragging about wasting your time learning meme languages like German or Italian
>>56843022
You can't go to university here if you don't spend time learning all that shit.
>>56843123
Or I could stay in the Anglosphere and get all of those without wasting my time learning moonrunes or jibber-jabber.
>>56842588
Español
English
Català
Français
und Deutsch
>>56843119
This and Taringa porn
>>56843214
>not moving to "not so well off" country (for a lack of better word other than "poor") and become the king of the hill
You don't want to make a difference somewhere?
what's wrong with learning another language? Stop making Anglos look dumb
>>56843275
Poringa
>han talar inte more than kaksi kieltä
why are anglos so salty when called out on being monolingual?
>>56842588
>>56842609
>>56842816
>>56842060
>>56842998
>>56842881
>>56843221
>>56843330
>>56843221
nobody understands this, speak english pl ease
>>56843221
>Español
>Català
>Different languages
lel ok
>>56843308
If I'm born on top of a mountain, why would I go down to the cesspool below? No matter how much I build myself there I'd still would have been higher on the mountain.
>>56842159
Statistically, those who know more than one language have a lot less probability of getting alzheimier.
But you will forget about this post in a day or two, so whatever
>>56843323
Pretty easy for you to say, you already had to learn English when you moved from China. You also had to learn sheep so you could meet a woman.
>>56843214
Oh yeah, the change in GDP per capita between the US and England is so noticeable, you'll get such advantages anon!
>Americans are not more in demand than anyone else inside the anglosphere.
>Being American doesn't mean being able to do something more than a Brit or Australian.
>They won't select you over anyone else to go to interesting missions.
>You'll still be talking about how you have no girlfriend around the table
THE NOVOCAINE HAS FULLY OFF!!! THE NOVOCAINE HAS FULLY OFF!!! THE NOVOCAINE HAS FULLY OFF!!! THE NOVOCAINE HAS FULLY OFF!!!
PELIGRO!!!!!
>>56843149
Sure you know plenty of words in Greece
Here's one, in your post:
>phrase
"Frasis", G. "frasis" (feminine gender), which means "speech" or "idiom" in ancient Greek
>>56843453
All of that still sounds better than learning povertenese and moving to a third world shit hole just to be superior to you.
>>56843443
Americans and British people are pretty much the only people in the Nethercunts that don't speak Dutch. Even Moroccans speak it (at least something that resembles it.).
>>56843387
What's better, to be a big fish among big fishes, making you look average,
or be a big fish around hordes of smaller fishes, making you look like a king?
To me the need for socialising is the reason I CAN'T learn another language. It is impossible without being a fucking social butterfly
>Last year, wanted to learn Italian really bad
>Bought several textboks
>Spend hours on Duolingo
>Eventually got to a decent level
>Realised that to improve my Italian I would have to meet and talk to real actual Italians
>Looked for sources of meeting Italian people
>Eventually decided to try Interpals
>Made a profile
>Eventually got a message from an Italian girl
>She offers to help me with Italian if I help with English
>Becomes a situation where I have to talk to her everyday for several hours to improve my Italian skills even fucking slightly
>She is a shitty teacher and barely helps
>I spend hours preparing formal feedback, help sheets, flash cards and grammatical tips
>even create a character called 'Eddie the English Elephant' and purchase a fucking elephant costume to give her FREE lessons over Skype
>eventually she isn't even helping me learn Italian anymore, is just accepting free English lessons from me without any sort of guilt
>Too beta to ask her to stop
>she gets me to send her english learning resources by post
>ended up speaking in an elephant language by making trumpet noises more than I spoke Italian
>eventually she just stops talking to me with no explanation
>feel pretty bad even though that is what I wanted
>send her dozens of 'English Lesson Reminder Notices' in the post which are basically threatening letters saying 'The Elephant will stampede if you don't come back for more lessons'
>she reports me and I get banned
I gave up after that. Whats the point? I have no friends anyway.
>>56843387
You're not born on the mountain. You are not your country, you are not your surrounding. You are you and your accomplishments
I'm pretty sure that if you were the king of that mountain, you wouldn't be here, posting on this asscrack
>>56843540
Big fish near my big fish mates. Smaller fish would just latch onto me and eat my crumbs.
>>56843515
But then again, you guys don't speak English either.
>>56843331
Ja se eräs kolmas on kyllä kaikinpuolin sangen turha.
>>56843614
Face it, Anglos won the lottery in life. That's why you're speaking English right now, and I don't speak whatever knock off Russian you have to use in the bread lines.
>>56843612
I'm sorry, Sheldon.
>>56843612
>even create a character called 'Eddie the English Elephant' and purchase a fucking elephant costume to give her FREE lessons over Skype
you didn't do that, you just didn't do that right?
>>56843612
You don't need to be a social butterfly. Sometimes, when I speak another language, I feel different. Slightly detached from myself. I swear a lot in my native language, and I'm not proud of it. I swear very little in English or other languages I'm learning. I know some Spanish and I'm learning Portuguese and talking in these languages softens me. Try even mumbling, let's say, Italian. Record yourself saying a thoughtful sentence and hear how you sound. Who you are in that tape
I know it sounds vaguely split personality, but it's not. You're simply entering that language's sphere, its expression
My point is - it can open you, give you new ways to communicate, with your body and mind
>>56843612
I'd normally think this is not real but I've seen so many UK posts by now and I think you have genuine collective autism like that
Inglés fue mi segunda lenguaje.
>>56843502
The worth of effort against the worth of reward is personal.
If you can't think that you have anything to gain from this, let these extra-qualifications slip under your nose, and the better quality of life that goes with it too.
>>56843692
He's still viewing it through an "us" lens, instead of "I"...
>>56843615
And give you their ressources. Let you have all they have. If you'd rather have your average share of wagecucks living an unmemorable life, it's up to you.
>>56843815
Inbreeding: Not even once.
>He has to learn a second language to even live in his own country.
Am dying senpai
>>56843612
>even create a character called 'Eddie the English Elephant' and purchase a fucking elephant costume to give her FREE lessons over Skype
Holy shit, now that's some quality autsism
>Spend over 4 years learning German just in time to see them willingly commit mass suicide
>>56843805
>talk to a girl in English
>my name is Wesley
>your name is vaseline?
;__;
>>56844016
shit.
no I learned a second language because video games
>>56844049
This genuinely makes me sad t bh
I want(ed) to learn German and live there for a while
>>56843119
You'll have a hard time understanding /lat/ memes. Part of the fun is that they are hard to understand for outsiders (like bathing in your own shit) so it's full of specific local low-class terms that aren't taught anywhere.
>>56844098
Lewd games?
Lewdiogames?
>>56844126
Make sure to learn spanish if you wanna come here too
>>56843612
Why is it always a brit?
>>56842194
>living in a socialist shithole
>>56843443
good call mate :^)
english is germanic language.
>>56844016
I had to read it five times before I realized the chart wasn't about tipping.
>>56843612
>that flag and post
>>56844126
>he's not learning German because imported Syrians are bothering him
Maybe it was for the best. Your decision
>>56844077
Dude
>>56842057
I don't think I could unless i sat in a room saying English words until they didn't sound right so i'd be disconnected enough.
>>56844224
Pretty soon German won't be.
>>56844172
I think Auckland is going to develop into a full high-rise city of almost pure Asian decent, while kiwis continue to live south and away from them, getting ever poorer and marginalised.
>>56842159
Maybe as a hobby for people who think it's fun and interesting?
>>56844280
but you use on of the germanic language.
>>56843612
And now, in things that never happe-
>see flag
>UK
Fucking hell, how can someone be this autistic? I kind of feel sorry for you in a way. Keep it up though, m8. You'll be rewarded with an Italian qt in the long term.
>>56844126
Still thinking of going to school over there because what else would be a better way to improve my German, but now I don't know... Is it too risky now?
>>56844402
Are you considered a Nazi if you speak German in Germany? Something about national pride or somewhat.
>>56842130
German isn't ugly, its kind of like a more pronounced english since they're both west germanic languages. French isn't really ugly as it is gay, i believe you're thinking of *the* French.
>>56844307
getting outbred by asians?
How pathetic can you guys be
>>56844449
Go! You'll have a blast!
Don't lose your head though!!
>>56844468
I reakky don't understand this French is gay meme
>>56841884
Anglo's are so fucking ignorant.
>>56843612
Nice frogpost.
Here's what you can actually do though:
>want to learn italian
>study material
>hire a tutor
Ta-da
>>56841884
>he is monolingual
As expected of cultureless anglos.
>>56844513
A viable sheep-human hybrid gene combination has not been found yet
>>56841884
Je ne comprendre pas tien bizarre versione village du Français, kurwa
>>56844513
Not outbred, just mass immigration and Chinese market games.
>>56844529
Anon, pls.
Pic related when, my German friends?
>>56841884
I actually knew two languages when I was 10, spoke fluently three languages when I was 17 and was before I even talked to foreigners
I can write in four languages, but in two only with guides.
Tbh learning another language is good but having a faggot teacher spend 4 weeks to teach you how to order from a restaurant isn't worth it at all. Infants learn this shit better just standing around.
>>56844574
no hables espongol
>>56844678
>le anglo infant learning meme
>twf I am a native speaker of language that will replace English as the lingua franca
https://youtu.be/z552ZEp6ArI
>>56844765
You know we don't get English in school before the age of 10?
>tfw can "speak" 4 languages
>can actually barely speak one because I'm afraid to speak even English because I might make a mistake
Sucks being a finn desu
>>56843612
Sorry lad but it's getting obvious know.
We know you're the same brit making these autistic stories for the past week.
>>56844956
Now I think of it. In the 7th grade when you start getting English you're actually 11.
>LOL LOOK AT ME I CAN SPEAK ALL THESE MEME LANGUAGES THAT DON'T MATTER
nobody cares
>>56842057
feels bad man
>>56845041
but my mom cares
>>56845041
you're obviously incredibly insecure about the fact you can only speak one language. Grow up
>>56845082
Your mom only cares about one language - and that is the language of love.
She speaks it every night to me.
>twf murrican, arabian, french and another actually learn Russian
>twf Belarus and Ukraine is de facto russian countrues
>twf Israel has 20% russophone in the population
>twf I actually can heard a lot anglo songs in russian versions
>twf I actually prefer non-anglo music except some really good as Mr.Kitty
>twf I can in English only because learning it in school and will never pay for courses or someting like that
>twf murricans will be spanish speakers mostly even before 2150
>twf anglos in Canada will study French
>twf England will speak in Russian and Polish
https://youtu.be/RgxTeiWVy7M
>>56845115
>insecure about speaking one language
this is what polyglots actually believe
grow up, literally nobody cares about your ability to speak meme language x
>>56845115
Nobody cares that you had to learn English for gibs, Juan.
>>56845041
Your language even doesn't have genders. Mine has 5.
>>56844678
Go for it alone. It's better to teach yourself, at your own pace. Motivation and quality sake
Most courses are very introductory, like Pimsleur ones, where they teach your endless repetition. While it's good repetition, it's still fucking repetition. And I don't know who'd want to go through 30-33 tracks of two CDs and learn how to communicate with a native woman, order her a drink and ask her about plain subjects. Fuck that
You have to find a real, transfer-kind of experience. Where you learn everything mashed on the go.
Memrise and Duolingo are good for vocabulary, and I'm currently using this Cypriot guy's method, called "Language transfer" (Google it). It's pretty fly shit if you ask me. There's Greek, Arabic, Turkish, German and Spanish so far, and the way he throws you into lessons is compelling and automatically gives you "something" after each lesson, without directly setting your curve and goals. I found that I can already apply it from day one. I tried Turkish, six lessons from a total of 44, I think, and I could already assemble simple sentences including vital verbs (to be/see/go/take/do/hear/understand)
So anyone interested in finding a nice "supplement" for these languages, I recommend the above
>>56845256
Russia
Yes
>>56845256
>Mine has 5 genders
Tumblr: The language.
it's actually both sad and funny listening to polyglots try to mock you in your own language for not speaking their one
all they do is prove why i don't need to learn their
ooga booga boo
>meanwhile anglos can't understand a word in the song
https://youtu.be/kaDyns16k0A
UNA VELA
>>56845357
Sounds like commie pop to me.
Top Russian Male singer?
>>56841884
theres nothing wrong with being mono but monofags cant be creative anymore
>>56845357
There is so much English language music in the world that you couldn't possibly listen to it all in one lifetime. I don't really care about foreign language "arts". Might as well be random gibberish to me.
>>56845313
We mostly use three, the others are meme and exist for words like doctor, ingeener and teacher.
>>56845256
>Russian has five genders
You're drunk, Vova, go to sleep
>>56845357
nice song. I didn't expect polish to sound so nice.
>>56845521
>3 genders
Tumblr please leave.
>>56845509
I prefer non-anglo music, except a really good musicans as Depeche Mode, Placebo, Mr.Kitty, Architects, Trevor Something and etc.
>>56845120
that was weak
but you're from USA, so you're excused
>>56845420
It's Polish. I meant what we can understand different slavs a bit.
>>56845323
Reminds me of this old Dutch joke.
Einstein goes to a party and someone approaches him. Einstein asks: What's your IQ? 250, says the person. So Einstein starts talking to him about quantum physics, black holes, singularities and space-time.
After a while another one comes up to him and Einstein also asks him: What's your IQ? 150 says the guy. So Einstein starts talking about international law and ethical problems with genetic manipulation.
A bit later another person comes up to him.
So Einstein asks: What's your IQ? 100 says the guy. So Einstein starts talking about the government, wages and oil prices.
A bit later again another person approaches him.
So Einstein asks: What's your IQ? 50, the person answers. So Einstein starts talking about tv shows like Big Brother and Idols.
Then another person comes up to him.
So Einstein asks: What's your IQ? 10, says the guy. So then Einstein asks: How's Manchester United?
Now I think of it. Why does this joke remind me of Louis van Gaal?
>>56845521
The words doctor, engineer and teacher are just male. Stop this stupid meme pls
>>56845561
It's true. But not too much people know about this.
I thought that it's four. Male, female, neutral and general (with male form but aviable for girls too, for example (I will use czech-like transliteration) "ona choróší vrač (she is a good doctor)", but " ona chróšaja devuška" (she is a good girl).
Also some people say that general and universal genders are different.
So
Male
Female
Neutral
Genetal
Universal
Also russians have a sound between a and o.
We should be like aliens for anglos, lol.
>>56841884
>so that he could actually communicate with real people
I learned it because it's easy and that is why it's the international language
>>56845571
We don't call them genders. The world for it in Russian more like "kind"
Also "gender" in russian similar to floor and it's not even a joke
>>56845869
Yes. But you can use them with women too.
>>56845869
B pyccкoм языкe выдeляют cлeдyющиe виды гpaммaтичecкoгo poдa:
мyжcкoй
жeнcкий
cpeдний
oбщий (двoякaя мoдeль coглacoвaния: бeдный cиpoтa/бeднaя cиpoтa)
oбoюдный (oднa мoдeль coглacoвaния: oн/oнa нacтoящaя coбaкa)
Aлco, в cтpeмлeнии yпpocтить язык, пoкaзaв eгo yнивepcaльным (oхyитeльныe иcтopии пpo тpи вpeмeни в pyccкoм языкe и пpoчee) ecть чтo-тo пидopaшьe.
>>56846038
It doesn't matter whom you use it with. Grammatically it's still male.
>>56841884
>he learned a google translate
You mean?
>>56845323
People would mock you in your language if you were Yoruba even. You're missing the point
They need to establish some kind of connection to get to you, through to you or whatever. I can insult you in Serbo-Croatian, sure, but that's not going to achieve my goals (first, insulting won't achieve it, then, you not understanding would render my writing unnecessary)
It's a clear, masochist pattern with you Anglos here. You open one of these threads and then play defence and golden keks, when a topic like this, about polyglots, should truly be a polyglot's thread: in multiple languages. Then we would actually be able to avoid your Anglo mental masturbation
You open this subject, people start discussing other languages and the benefits, what they're learning, if they're stalling and whatnot, and Anglos just jump and dance around these posts saying "don't need it, don't need it. Look at me, don't need it. Why? hahahahah, literally why? Stop. Don't need it, don't need it"
>>56843131
>he doesn't invent new languages daily to keep adding to his count
>>56846020
It's not easy at all. It may be for you as a Deutch (or maybe French?) speaker, but for us it's not easy.
Most rus people who are posting here were learning English by whole their lives.
Also English sounds too soft and it's hard to watch anglo movies in original dub.
>>56846038
We use male, female and neutral. And that pretty much decides whether you use "the" or "it" to refer to objects. Not much else.
But it is an easy way to detect foreigners, when they say something like the girl instead of it girl.
>>56846221
I don't think you quite understand what I meant. In order to mock me, you prove why I don't need to learn Serbo-Croatian and if you done it in Serbo-Croatian, I wouldn't be missing anything.
>>56846136
>Aлco, в cтpeмлeнии yпpocтить язык, пoкaзaв eгo yнивepcaльным (oхyитeльныe иcтopии пpo тpи вpeмeни в pyccкoм языкe и пpoчee) ecть чтo-тo пидopaшьe.
Пpocтo иди нa хyй.
Пидopaшьe ecть тoлькo в тoм, ктo нихyя нe дoбилcя в жизни, зaпoмни этo, нищeмpaзь.
>>56846148
But even in Danish neutral and general genders are different.
Why we have to show our language more primitive that it is?
Even with 8 genders it would be still easier than altai languages (Finnish, Turkish and etc) and their flexions.
>>56843612
>>56846355
Этoмy Гeндepy пpипeклo
>>56846270
Dutch people don't know the genders of words though. The genders are very nonsensical. We just do it by ear.
>>56846294
Well, you're showing effort to respond to me, so you'd miss out, no matter how marginal you believe it to be
>>56846136
Just because the declension rules have been modified in a few situations doesn't mean there's two new genders, you goddamn durak
I just learned english in 7 seven days.
>>56846148
It is. And the difference in grammar is the sense of the fourth and fifth genders.
And its not a mine schizophernic's theory.
Proffesional lingivistical scientists named them as genders.
>>56846259
Because all ex USSR countries english teachers can't speak for shit, their english is broken as fuck and if a kid knows proper english and does not speak the teacher's incorrect way he will get bad grades. Also dubbing everything does not help much.
>>56846638
49 days?
>>56846681
>sense
We also have "Ona je dobar liječnik" (She is a good doctor (masc.)) or "To je dobar sudac stvari" (lit. That is a good judge (masc.) of things). And we still have three genders
Calm your tits
>>56846638
this
english is babby tier
>>56846365
Because your additional categories doesn't make any sense. Grammar descriptions doesn't exist to satisfy someone's national pride.
>>56846882
NO ENGLISH IS THE MOST DIFFICULT LANGUAGE IN THE WORLD BECAUSR IT ISNT PHONETIC, IT HAS SOME EXCEPTIONS AND HAS THE MOST WORDS IN THE ENTIRE WORLD BECAUSE IT HAS ALL WORDS FROM GERMAN CELTIC FRENCH SPANISH AND NORWEGIAN
>>56846851
It's because in Crotian words that'd been added from another languages are masculine.
But if a masculin word can into woman, it looks like general gender.
Also russian have russian words, for example zabijaka, that can in man/woman forms.
>>56841884
>tfw learning German
>tfw Germany is being cucked by Africans and Muslims
>>56846964
>your
It's not mine, I thought that we have four, not five.
And Russian, for example, doesn't have diphthongs or long/short vowels, so I am not saying Čudinov's tier shit here about superioty of our language.
>>56846851
>And we still have three genders
Pretty much this. I don't get where he got the idea that the gender of the object in a sentence has to match the gender of the subject. That's just absurd.
>>56847038
YEA FOR EXAMPLE PLURAL OF FOOT IS NOT FOOTS, ITS FEET BUT PLURAL OF BOOT IS NOT BEET BUT BOOTS.
English is hard xD
>>56842057
This
>>56847250
You even don't learn a real Deutsch dialect, you learn the official language.
You may have a problems in communication with germans in different parts of Germany.
>>56843612
>>56842675
>15-20 million Greeks
>>56842057
English as the second language is a meme. 1% of English's L2 speakers actually had decided to learn it.
>>56847427
What? I'm learning Hochdeutsch
>>56843612
dw about it, I once went out with an Italian girl, their pussy game is weak desu
>>56847516
Some German dialects are gibberish. Just like some Dutch dialects. Dont worry about it.
>>56847516
>Hochdeutsch
Former Yugoslavia diaspora detected
Have you no shame?
>>56847516
They don't have a united Deutsch?
>>56842057
>implying
>>56847619
I've heard Low German is more similar to English than Hochdeutsch
>>56847654
Hochdeutsch is supposed to be Standarddeutsch.
>>56847619
>Some German dialects are gibberish
>Just like some Dutch dialects
Like Afrikaans?
>>56843612
thats like the most autistic and beta post of the week.
Feel proud anon.
>>56847735
No, like Limburgish.
Imagine if you learn American English and you travel to some shithole in Ireland.
>>56845913
>vrač
>doktor
holy shit
>>56843612
>Eddie the English Elephant
blyaaaaaaat
>>56843612
>even create a character called 'Eddie the English Elephant' and purchase a fucking elephant costume to give her FREE lessons over Skype
>purchase a fucking elephant costume to give her FREE lessons over Skype
>purchase a fucking elephant costume
>FREE lessons over Skype
alpha as fuck Eddie
>>56842057
>confined culturally to the Anglosphere
You say that like he didn't win the lottery in life
>>56847697
It's more similar to Dutch and Frisian.
>>56843612
Don't give up anon! You made a mistake--accept it and keep at it. You need to keep failing until you succeed. Sometimes I feel like I'll never learn German because there are things about the word order that baffle me. But I won't give up!
Just put this behind you, and keep at it! And don't be hoodwinked by the qts anymore.
>>56847697
Frisian is historically closer to English than German/Dutch. I don't really know whether this is still true today after centuries of separation, but originally they're quite close.
Low German is different enough to be considered a language in its own right, but not much more.
>>56847331
Because it puts a noun in a different sense category.
>>56847843
But your french culture is greater, Canada.
>>56847869
DSD B1 Maderfaka od jutra do mraka
>>56847921
Nani?
>>56843612
I really hope this isn't real, but some small part of me wants it to be.
>>56847843
>crapnada
lol shoooos canuck shoos
>>56847843
>live in a civilisation where herring's fem shit seriously exists as a science discipline
>win in a lottery
Anons with English as a second language:
What is the most annoying thing about English to you?
>>56847917
French is gay
>>56847982
Hello mario
>>56847997
At least I'm not starving and shooting up krokodil
>>56848043
its native speakers
>>56847970
whos that?
>>56848043
>>56848070
>>56843612
>>56848043
When to use an apostrophe before an S.
>>56848064
>At least I'm not starving
Starving only the lazy ones and neets.
>>56848064
Actually no. It's a myth that was made by anglos with butthurt.
French doesn't sound gay. It sounds southern, maybe even tropical. But not gay.
And some english dialects really can sounds gay.
>>56848043
Accents. Good English accents: the Secret Circle TV-series, John's Hamm (understand him badly, but sounds nice).
Orphography is weird for us too, but Russian has weird orphography too.
Russian also similar to English in one part: the both languages went a much more away in the language culture from different languages in their groups.
>>56848064
Stupid canuck who says "aboot" looooooooool
>>56848154
honestly no one care about that. I can promise you from reading my facebook feed that the majority of English people don't know either
>>56848233
Why would the Anglos be butthurt if they won? Also I live near French speakers, you don't. French is the language of cowards and sissys.
>>56848233
>It sounds southern, maybe even tropical.
I know French speakers are mostly niggers but u wot m8?
>>56848239
I think Canada have to be a francophone country.
>>56848273
who is that guy? is he a typical canuck?
>>56847917
>Because it puts a noun in a different sense category.
Do you even not what the conception of grammatical gender means?
>>56848293
Russia should speak Mari tbH
>>56848088
I was asking what you were talking about in >>56847921
>>56848233
>Russian also similar to English in one part: the both languages went a much more away in the language culture from different languages in their groups.
Really? I kinda just thought that ppl that spoke other east slavic languages just started using Russian instead. Or do you mean east slavic languages in general deviated more from old church slavonic or whatever the 'latin' of slavic languages was.
>>56848043
I don't know if annoying, but the spelling is just something else.
Even if I know what some long and complicated word sounds like, how it's pronounced, and what it means, fuck me if I have to spell it.
>>56848301
no this is
>>56848256
A lot of Dutch words also have a plural form that end with -s. And on occasion we also use an apostrophe before it.
When in Dutch and English two exact same words have a different -s plural form it becomes especially confusing.
>>56848368
whoa ugly
so the typical canuck is ugly and can't cook, thanks noted
>>56848273
I watched murrican TV series in a French dub, and it's more pleasant than in English.
>anglos won
USA will be mexican in 100-150 years, and """"" anglo """"". Canadians are : muslims, khokholes, arabs, chinese, pokemon's, aliens, feminists..
But quebecians exist as a nation.
Dearest creature in creation,
Study English pronunciation.
I will teach you in my verse
Sounds like corpse, corps, horse, and worse.
I will keep you, Suzy, busy,
Make your head with heat grow dizzy.
Tear in eye, your dress will tear.
So shall I! Oh hear my prayer.
Just compare heart, beard, and heard,
Dies and diet, lord and word,
Sword and sward, retain and Britain.
(Mind the latter, how it’s written.)
Now I surely will not plague you
With such words as plaque and ague.
But be careful how you speak:
Say break and steak, but bleak and streak;
Cloven, oven, how and low,
Script, receipt, show, poem, and toe.
Hear me say, devoid of trickery,
Daughter, laughter, and Terpsichore,
Typhoid, measles, topsails, aisles,
Exiles, similes, and reviles;
Scholar, vicar, and cigar,
Solar, mica, war and far;
One, anemone, Balmoral,
Kitchen, lichen, laundry, laurel;
Gertrude, German, wind and mind,
Scene, Melpomene, mankind.
Billet does not rhyme with ballet,
Bouquet, wallet, mallet, chalet.
Blood and flood are not like food,
Nor is mould like should and would.
Viscous, viscount, load and broad,
Toward, to forward, to reward.
And your pronunciation’s OK
When you correctly say croquet,
Rounded, wounded, grieve and sieve,
Friend and fiend, alive and live.
Ivy, privy, famous; clamour
And enamour rhyme with hammer.
River, rival, tomb, bomb, comb,
Doll and roll and some and home.
Stranger does not rhyme with anger,
Neither does devour with clangour.
Souls but foul, haunt but aunt,
Font, front, wont, want, grand, and grant,
Shoes, goes, does. Now first say finger,
And then singer, ginger, linger,
Real, zeal, mauve, gauze, gouge and gauge,
Marriage, foliage, mirage, and age.
Query does not rhyme with very,
Nor does fury sound like bury.
Dost, lost, post and doth, cloth, loth.
Job, nob, bosom, transom, oath.
Though the differences seem little,
We say actual but victual.
Refer does not rhyme with deafer.
Fe0ffer does, and zephyr, heifer.
Mint, pint, senate and sedate;
>>56848389
For example in Dutch the plural of baby is baby's. But in English this means you're talking about a single baby his something.
And when you have to write Dutch again you're also tempted to write babies.
>>56848433
>Let me tell you about your country
The anglos to the east are the whitest unspoiled part of Canada. Quebec is filled with Haitians and arabs. Also French is really gay and the Anglos won the world.
>>56848335
>a finno-ugric language in cyrillic
I prefer vepsian, it uses latin, also Putin is vepsian.
https://youtu.be/ZEdlDHWHsxo
>>56848508
Dull, bull, and George ate late.
Scenic, Arabic, Pacific,
Science, conscience, scientific.
Liberty, library, heave and heaven,
Rachel, ache, moustache, eleven.
We say hallowed, but allowed,
People, leopard, towed, but vowed.
Mark the differences, moreover,
Between mover, cover, clover;
Leeches, breeches, wise, precise,
Chalice, but police and lice;
Camel, constable, unstable,
Principle, disciple, label.
Petal, panel, and canal,
Wait, surprise, plait, promise, pal.
Worm and storm, chaise, chaos, chair,
Senator, spectator, mayor.
Tour, but our and succour, four.
Gas, alas, and Arkansas.
Sea, idea, Korea, area,
Psalm, Maria, but malaria.
Youth, south, southern, cleanse and clean.
Doctrine, turpentine, marine.
Compare alien with Italian,
Dandelion and battalion.
Sally with ally, yea, ye,
Eye, I, ay, aye, whey, and key.
Say aver, but ever, fever,
Neither, leisure, skein, deceiver.
Heron, granary, canary.
Crevice and device and aerie.
Face, but preface, not efface.
Phlegm, phlegmatic, ass, glass, bass.
Large, but target, gin, give, verging,
Ought, out, joust and scour, scourging.
Ear, but earn and wear and tear
Do not rhyme with here but ere.
Seven is right, but so is even,
Hyphen, roughen, nephew Stephen,
Monkey, donkey, Turk and jerk,
Ask, grasp, wasp, and cork and work.
Pronunciation (think of Psyche!)
Is a paling stout and spikey?
Won’t it make you lose your wits,
Writing groats and saying grits?
It’s a dark abyss or tunnel:
Strewn with stones, stowed, solace, gunwale,
Islington and Isle of Wight,
Housewife, verdict and indict.
Finally, which rhymes with enough,
Though, through, plough, or dough, or cough?
Hiccough has the sound of cup.
My advice is to give up!!!
>>56848548
Mari sounds more refined and classy.
>>56848508
>>56848562
Bilbo stop your autism at once!
>>56848530
French sounds superior
https://youtu.be/xIXGShXT48Q
I will never accept to become a part of English world. But French - always.
>>56848668
Yet you're typing in English, not french. BTFO
>>56848658
http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2011/12/23/english-pronunciation/
>>56848335
>Mari
Triggered me. M*skals and their massacre of non-Slavic languages with Cyrillic...
Tajik, for example, looks flawless in Latin. Finno-Ugric languages as well
But no. Russians have to shit it up with Cyrillic
