>you are from czech republic?
>yes :) :)
>i know your porn hahaha
>;(
My cunt is known only for porn
Kill me pls
hahaha ja sem netoperek :DDDDD
>>56812531
You are smaller version of us without Niggers and muslims, you are like East Germany with good Beer
>you are from colorado?
>yes :) :)
>BLAZEIT420 #VOTESANDERS WEEEEEEEEED
>;(
you're also known for being gullible as fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBu6UyzPdHA
>>56812573
Nobody cares about our states outside of America dude
>>56812531
jagr is based. has he ever been in porn?
>>56812531
>you are from finland?
>yes :) :)
>where's that hahaha?
>;(
>>56812531
At least you're not known for terrorism
>>56812531
>tfw first thing that comes to mind is that Czechs abolished vowels in 1495 AD
>>56812573
....
>>56812531
prague is a beautiful city. moravia is lovely, especially during autumn. best beer in the world, and I like the wines too. brno is suprisingly charming. based slavic language.
>>56812531
>you're from italy?
>cool, you must have a big dick
Im not a nigger dammit
welcome to atheisation
>>56812531
>you are from spain?
>yes :) :)
>i fugged a girl from there ;)
>;(
Cucked forever
>>56812531
>you are from germany?
>yes ;) ;)
>i know some german: DU DU HAST MISCHÄÄÄ EINS ZWEI POLIZEI SCHMETTERLING SIEG HEIL haha
>:(
>you are from new zealand?
>yes :) :)
>what is new zealand
>;(
>you are from Indonesia ?
>yes ^^
>Is that near Bali ?
>;_;
>>56812760
Nothing about sheep or hobbits?
>>56812553
Lukasz Nebechodiec
>>56812694
>this monument reminds the 1645 battle of Brno, in which the town defended Swedish army by a smart trick: the Swedish wanted to abandon the fight if they wouldn’t have conquered the town until 12 a.m. 12 p.m. – so people of Brno chimed noon earlier, at 11 a.m.
>you are from sweden?
>yes :) :)
>borkbork
>delet
>>56812586
Being from Texas would be considered cool here tho
>>56812553
what does that even mean
>>56812531
Atleast it's good, honest porn
>>56812782
If the other person is Australian maybe but from experience travelling in the USA and Europe most people don't even know my country exists
>>56812531
i love czech porn they have the best gangbangs.
>>56812797
Why are Swedes autistic?
I love Czech porn. You peopl has awesome tits.
>>56812815
Thats bs
New zealend is very well known by everyone
>you are from Bulgaria? that's disgusting
>;_;
at least you faggots can hold a conversation to four greentexts
>>56812820
The joke is there is a BBC statue dedicated to defeating Swedes. Just like BBC defeats Swedes today by stealing all their wimin
>you are from China?
>no:) :)
>ching chang ching chang ;)
>;( whitu piguuuu!! i'm go homuuu!!!
>are you from Brazil?
>yes
>huehuehue, 7x1? Huehuehue favelas favelas, huehuehue, 2girls1cup, fartporn. Huehuehue drugs and thieves, huehuehue monkeys, huehuehue tranny,
>;[, you're right
>my country produces shitloads of porn
>can't watch it because hearing czech in porn turns me off like nothing else
>>56813000
why?
>>56813000
Why tho? I like hearing German in porn.
>>56813000
You are faggot desu
>>56812531
>you are from Russia?
>yes :) :)
> VODKA BORSHCH PERESTROYKA BALALAIKA NAZDOROVIE
>;(
>>56813000
this desu
Do you mind explaining to me why Slovakia wants to and finally gained independent from you. I thought you and Slovakian are the very same ethnic groups even closer than German and Austrian
>>56813074
CYKA BLYAT RASH B FAKKING KNOBBBB
>>56813000
same with russian
>>56813034
>>56813037
dirty talk sounds fucking awful in czech
>>56813061
>jo mhm, jo přesně tam, jo, strč mi ho do zadečku
>>56812531
Czech bretheren, you have a great country.
i really like you dear neighbour.
the hospitality
the cuisine
the friendly but direct attitude on life
all this great cities
also the countryside with its nature
the only beer in europe to match with ours
this really fun guys to hang around
and all those beautiful women
Best neighbour uezs
>>56812774
Why is Bali so well-known? I've been there several times and it's just another shithole, just Hindu this time
>>56813091
>slovaks were bitching that all tax money goes to Prague
>czechs were bitching that all tax money goes to poor Slovakia
That was probably the only reason
It was hoax from both sides
>>56813091
They got too big for their britches so we let them go. Also, they were historically mostly stuck under Hungarians.
>>56812531
You guys could always reinstate moralism.
>>56813156
vocaroo czech dirty talk pls
>>56813157
>all those beautiful women
Didn't even read everything else, just dropped my eyes to the bottom.
>>56813156
>jo mhm, jo přesně tam, jo, strč mi ho do zadečku
Not my fault you can't find good porn where the actors keep their traps shut.
Czech these
>>56813196
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7A9U3_K2NTw
>you are from Australia?
>yes :) :)
>shrimp on tha barbie mate, riding kangaroos to work hahaha
>;(
>>56812531
Posting literally the only czech related thing on my hard drive
Made by some Czech memester back when American thought the Chechnyan Boston bombers were czech
US attack
>0800 - US forces have crossed the border
>0805 - Laser guided missiles have destroyed JAS-39 Grippen air base and brewery in Velke Popovice
>0827 - Czech Army noticed the attack
>0835 - Whole fleet of L-159 fighters start for a full scale counter-attack
>0850 - All Czech fighers destroyed long before reaching visual contact
>0900 - Czech DoD celebrates finally getting rid of all the L-159s
>1000 - US forces accounts for loss of six Abrams tanks due to stolen treads in the vicinity of the Most city
>1030 - Pandur armoured vehicles leave barracks to protect Prague
>1045 - Bruntál declared independence
>1100 - BIS testers go to lunch
>1230 - All Pandurs are down, most broken down, several drowned in puddles
>1245 - Czech military Chief of staff bangs on the door of technical musseum to borrow any combat effective tech
>1247 - Janitor lends him a Ukrajina bicycle and chases him out with a broomstick
>1300 - US forces already lost 12 Abrams and 23 Bradleys mostly to damage received from Czech highways
>1430 - First US units arrived in Prague
>1540 - 22nd MEU commander lieutenant T. Taxis Taylor is hit on the Žižkov with a flail
>1630 - US forces raises flag on the Prague castle
>1700 - Clint Eastwood watches the news and writes screenplay for his new movie "Flags of Our Sons"
>1800 - A truce is officially declared
>2330 - Czech military Chief of staff on his bicycle arrives to Bratislava and applies for asylum
The next day, all US forces would be probably chased out of the country for destroying the brewery... ;-)
>>56813241
so you do agree czech dirtyspeak is cringey
>>56812531
well, there are countries known for debts or genocide
>>56813156
>>jo mhm, jo přesně tam, jo, strč mi ho do zadečku
>yes mhm, yes right there, yes, put in my ass
rate my checz
I know Czech Republic because of Arma series and their guns (cz).
Both are great. Based czech
>>56813293
Yeah but that's because most of it is done by people who have no desire to get fucked aside from the monetary so they overdo it. It's the same shit in US porn.
>>56813345
sure but english dirtytalk imo doesnt have cringey words and phrases
>>56813365
Ever seen a Sasha Grey porn?
>>56813306
accurate tbqh
pic related
thank you tsekki
>>56812531
I'm coming there this summer to cuck the Czechs.
>>56813384
im talking about dirtytalk amongst "normal people" not among porn stars desu
>>56813365
That's because you're not English so it doesn't seem that way
>>56813365
>UHHHHH UHHHHHH fuck my little pussy!
>YEAH YOU LIKE THAT DON'T YOU YOU WHORE
>UHHHH UHHH FUCK MEEEE!!!
It sounds retarded in porn in English as well Pham
>>56813389
prettiest so far
>>56812531
>be me, myself and I
>meet a Czech last summer
>"Czechs are good people in my experience, I had a Czech roommate too"
>"and I like your-"
>"porn? hahahaha, we get that all the time"
>"I meant to say Staropramen..."
>"oh"
>>56813417
>That's because you're not English so it doesn't seem that way
well actually
>>56813431
of course that sounds retarded and ovexaggerated
>>56813431
>my little pussy
the worst thing is the plot hole when her pussy is as wide as a sports bag.
other thing is:
>pizza delivery guy scenario
>no pizza
You are also known for czeching
>>56813037
disgusting
(Americans)
>are you spanish?
>yes :) :)
>where In mexico is that, ole bullfighting lmao
>:(
>>56813449
Didn't do much porn though
>>56813431
>Eah daddy fuck your little girl
This phrase always cracks me up. Every porn sluts have some kind of family issue
>>56812531
Porn
krecik
Kofola
netoperek
>>56812606
And usually the followup:
>Isn't Finland part of the CCCP? Dirty communists...
>>56813501
(Americans)
>you're from Bulgaria?
>y-yes?
>isn't that a fruit, tho?
>who_lives_in_a_pineapple_under_the_sea_face.jpg
Truly the most ignorant people
>>56812620
But Iran is not terrorists.
Iran wuz persian Empire. You are pers not So you arę one Level above arabs.
Also you helped poland ww2
>>56813523
>netoperek
Shitty meme tbqhwyf
>>56813509
> 90
>off by one
they really let math classes to slip through the crack in Georgia?
>>56812553
Luke ja sem tvoj ojciec
>>56812774
But indonesia is near bali beaches Yeah?
>>56813629
7/10, she looks like she knows how to cook.
>>56813700
You saying That your women dont know how to Cook?
But every women must know how to Cook dinner for husband...
>>56813700
>7/10
:D
I hope you like Czech cousine
>>56813700
it's not something you'd want from a whore
>>56813700
She's high test for sure
>>56813668
Prosze, pana terminatora, neubijat
>>56813531
>oh, you use the Russian alphabet in Bulgaria
>>56813726
I usually cook for my wife and her son, even though I'm really bad at it.
>>56813729
I do, my Grandmother was from Prague :D
>tfw she's been dead for 10 years and my mother's cooking just isn't the same.
>>56813760
>I usually cook for my wife and her son
cuckold.jpg
>>56813513
That's probably true. Fatherless children are a huge drain on society either growing up to be porn stars or criminals, that's a bit of an exaggeration but statistics show they are much more likely to commit crime as well as be the victim of crime, the single mum meme needs to die.
>>56813269
gigakek
>>56813760
>t. deputy husband of my wife
>>56813641
What is "math"?
>>56813890
"mathematics" ring any bell? Also, send konyak.
>>56813745
Xd neubijat
>>56813760
But Woman enjoy cooking for husband.
Why you took her this? She will not be happy. Women need to thinking she important for man ( and she can do what man can't do- like cooking or harvesting potatoes from field)
>>56813974
>German "women"
is literally one of the biggest /deutsch/ memes
>>56813890
Meth is drug, you dont sleep and you arę more efficient
math is matematyka. You know numbers Yeah? 2+2=? This is matematyka
>>56812829
only very recently in the last few years or so
and good luck asking people to point it out on a map
we're probably not even on the map anyway :c
>>56812802
>you are from sweden?
>yes :) :)
>can I fuck your wife?
>yes :) :)
>>56814023
>matematyka
Matematika
>>56814114
What are these numbers supposed to mean?
>You are from Slovakia?
>eee... sure, why not. :/
>>56814154
Number of men she fucked.
>>56814154
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVPT0JT1dOw
>>56814154
Index numbers
>>56812531
>you are from Romania?
>yes :) :)
>gipsy hahaha
>;(
>>56812586
BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT KENTUCKY
>>56814154
And that's their germanic side
>>56814226
>gypsy
hohoho
Love Czech cuisine, especially the dumplings (knedliky right?) you have in Bohemia as well as Trdelnik. Your beer is based as fuck too (Pilsner>Budweiser). Also, Svankmajer is my favorite filmmaker.
You are generally very agree lable people too. I live in Northern Bavaria, so we had lots of qt Czech girls as well as Czech top lads here on exchange.
>tfw only a three hour car drive to Prague
I hope to live and work there someday. How many Bohemians still speak German?
Also what about Kafka? Do you consider him to be a Czech.
>be jew
>only know of czech republic because of jewish prague and golem
>also that you sold weapons to israel during cold war, and have good relations with them still
I didn't know that Czach porn was well known but that might be because i mainly fap to degenerate 2d stuff
>>56812531
so why do you make si much porn?
reminder to get this
https://flaghunters.github.io/Extra-Flags-for-4chan/
>>56814304
Gib link?
>>56813938
>>56814023
What is "mathematics"?
hi i'm from argentMESSI? MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI
>you are from Greece?
>yes :) :)
>bankrupt hahaha
>;Λ(
Holy shit I just noticed
My posts are cursed
>>56813490
>>56813509
>>56813890
>>56814509
>90
>09
>90
>09
>>56814549
replying to you just in case
>>56813120
>Russian porn
Where
>>56814517
I actually think of Basketball first. Isn't that popular with argies too?
>>56813490
This guy invented it.
>>56813120
this, russia is famous for porn. but i have never heard before about the czech porn
>>56814613
every sport is popular among these niggers
>>56814269
>>56814085
kek
>>56813269
>T. Taxis Taylor
all of my lels
>you are from Greece?
>yes :{|
>I'm coming there in summer, can you show me around and hang out
>no :{|
>>56812531
You have best beer and good porn and there is nothing wrong with that. You shouldbe happy. My country is only known for genocide.
>are you from israel
>yes :^)
>fuck you zionist fuck
>:v)
Dont know about nowadays but, back then,
>are you from turkey
>yes
>(shows arabic scripture) what does it say?
>:'(
>>56812531
Your porn ducks desu. The hottest girls don't get fucked, and the attractive ones just do lesbian pirn.
>>56812733
I fugged a guy from there ;)
>>56812531
I went to Praue the four last days.
I now know you for your greasy-cheap-ass food and your cheaper-than-water beer too !
>you are from the land down under?
>yes :) :)
>where women glow and men plunder hahaha
>;(
>>56815813
>yu from the ladownudu nanana
>>56812797
man, that dick was hilarious
>>56813000
Do people actually talk during sex, or is it a porn thing? I had sex 3 girls in total, and the only sounds during it were moaning, if anything.
