Ok /int/, if you had to be a prisoner ANYWHERE in the world where would it be?
Hard mode: Not Norway, New Zealand,Sweden or any of these countries http://www.takepart.com/photos/worlds-most-luxurious-prisons
DANTE MUST DIE MODE: Choose South American countries.
UK. I can run some some yongers then
>>56807405
>dat rosario
>>56807405
>18
>Minor consuming alcoholic beverage
>Arrested
The land of the free.
Uruguay probably
also roll
>>56807405
Denmark
>Dante Must Die Mode
Argentina I guess
Also roll
>>56807405
hope for jillian age 35 senpai
>>56807599
At least you get a qt
>>56807405
halden prison plz
>>56807405
>illegal twerk
What
>>56807405
rolling for 55
Canada
Probably Argentina
>>56807405
roll
>>56807405
roll
>>56807405
>high class white trash
fucking kek!
Rolling for 91-93 or any girl with short hair. Stupid tattoos less preferable but accepted
>>56807405
Rolling
Norway
>>56808259
>TFW a smug bitch who committed hit and run
Would do right through a Muslim gathering.
>>56807405
Tonya or Christie are babes.
Also what is illegal twerk?
North Korea, or a soviet mine from the 50's.
Then join an uprising and have a movie made out of my awesome escape.
>>56808279
You're lucky
>>56807405
I bet all those have been blacked that's why they doing bad.
i find girls with issues so sexy. like borderline personality disorder, that's hot. shit man.
arollin'
>>56809027
yuck I don't want her
using my one and only reroll
Definitely not in Mexico...
>>56807405
Prison in switzerland is comfy also rolling
>>56807405
rolling
>>56807405
Uruguay. Roll
>>56807405
Superjail
Renee or Russell get
>>56809210
fugggg reroll
Lichtenstein.
The fuck are they going to do?
New Zealand prisons aren't even good.
They're running out of space for prisoners so they're putting them in shipping containers.
Dats some Saudia Arabia tier judical system you have there
Iceland
>>56807405
Rollan, for Maria, Katana, or Julianna
>>56809210
Do you know what pisses me off about this post? That you didn't even try. Don't try to say that you did, your numbers are out there for all of us to see. 10, those are your digits. And you were trying to get 52? There's only 25 posts a minute this time of day, you knew very well when you were typing that post you weren't going to get 52, and if that's the case, then why even say you want 52 at all? You clearly don't, otherwise you would've came back in three or four minutes to make your post, when you know, there's actually a chance. You didn't even have to F5 for several minutes, you could've just made a post when the digits were in the 30s or 40s, but no, you just couldn't be bothered. That's like me saying "I think quads are coming up!" when the post number is 3578.
There's only two explanations for this. You're lying about you rolling for Renee, which I doubt, because there's no reason to lie and it'd be a waste of effort just to make a post for the sole purpose of saying that you're rolling for Renee. Or, more likely, you're too much of a fat lazy fuck to click the return button real quick to see what the current post number is. How does that even happen? God, if I was your mother I would've killed myself by now, knowing my son was too lazy to move the mouse a few inches and put some pressure on his index finger. That's too much work for a fat, lazy, disgusting, slob like you. What are you gonna do if she does it? If you're too lazy to move your wrist and finger slightly, I doubt you'd be willing, or even be capable of going to the store. Yeah, there's enough fat to last a few years, but then what? It'll only last for so long. What am I saying, of course you're just going to die, going outside would mean having to shower first, something you're clearly not capable of.
God, this post pisses me off.
And don't say you were trying to get Russel because that's even worse.
Alright
>>56810200
Top lel
Rolling
>>56807405
prison doesnt seem too bad here, plus they usually let you out after half of your sentence is finished.
ROLL
Rolling why not for once...
hoping for Lauren or Rosario because I'm a patrician
>>56807405
prisonfu GET
>>56811501
reroll good prisonfu get pls
>>56807405
rollin
>>56807405
rolling for Katana
>American names
>>56810200
finally mfw having a gf
>>56807405
>Renee
>Rape
>Incest
lol, roll
>>56807405
rollo
>>56807405
South Americans legal system is honestly a joke and would be a better place to get incarcerated if you've done a serious crime.
If you want to go crazy in less than a week try turkish and moroccan jails.
>>56807405
rollio polio
>>56815873
What's so bad about them?
Rollin for jail qts
Tjjgjr
>>56807405
>Russell
>soul reaping
Always kek
Roll
>>56807405
rolan
rolllll
>>56807405
something something
>>56807405
Idk lad maybe here
>>56807405
Last time I had Russell
>>56807405
Rollin 'cus I forgot who my last convict gf was
>>56807405
Russia desu
>>56807405
Uruguay
Roll
>That Renee
rollin
>>56807405
kek
The Falklands
>>56815688
Fuck off chicano
>>56807405
Roll
Or Mexico and bribe tower guard to do nothing while I go through fence (its happened before lol)
>>56807405
Sweden
>>56810200
Holy shit someone actually typed all this. I thought it was just a copy and paste text wall, this guy actually went through with this.
>>56807405
roll
>>56817625
I always get the nicest qts :3
>>56807405
Uugu~
>>56807405
rollin for lil alien or the bob
>>56807405
Rawl
>>56807405
roll
41
>>56807405
roll
>>56807405
let's go
>>56807405
rollino
us and join aryan nation
also roll
>>56807405
Pls gib Juliana
>>56825398
>Linda
>possession of Cannabis
Sweet!
>>56807405
>Arrested for underage drinking
>18 years old
You lot are so fucking backwards when it comes to alcohol laws.
>>56807405
Roll
>>56825633
No. Reroll.
>>56807405
roll for qt
>>56807405
roll
>>56825676
YES.
>>56807405
Roleando
>>56807405
roll pls
risk budur
>>56825795
Ah fuck, doing my one and only reroll
>>56807405
kek
>>56807405
kek
>>56821588
Blob
>>56825932
damit
>>56807405
roll?
>no one got lil alien
Disgusting.
>>56807405
Rolling
Japan or any other stable east Asian country. Surviving prison is about looking like the strongest and being stuck in a prison where everyone is short makes me look more intimidating. Being stuck in an American prison won't work since there are a lot of blacks, unless I join a Nazi gang who can watch my back.
Also Juliana is my Criminalfu
>>56829376
At least I got second best girl.
here we go
We take in Norwegian prisoners and they seem to enjoy it way to much, so here I guess
>>56807405
I'd kill too if my name was Aspecia
>>56807405
rolling
>>56807405
roll
here is a mascot of Asahikawa Prison in Hokkaido, Japan.
>>56807405
Argentina
roll
>>56807405
Roll
