summer edition
Let's go splash in the beach anon! ;3
pertamax
>>56795488
Yaay, I can see your face and your smoking hot petite body.
Win-win :3
Anime
Selamat pagi
Why is /asean/ so anime? Even when you argue, which is rare, most of the time you all seem content to just post anime pictures and flirt with each other.
>>56795745
My body is not petite..!
>>56796931
y-you can't just post that, are you baka?! Also, you can't spell /asean/ without /a/sean/
>>56797016
It is and I'll be slamming it this summer in Boracay.
We can go confession at the local church the next day.
Getting a bit lewd, aren't we?
>>56797336
But I have a weak body
>>56796547
Pagi Kevin
>>56797638
You won't be saying that when we are making love on the beach together under the warm sun and cool breeze
>>56796931
>argue
>rare
lmao
>be pinoy
>talk so much no one could hear footstep in csgo
why the fuck you talk so much that no one understand
the only word i understand was fuck spewed by pinoy pride csgo player
>>56797842
If you think that's bad, you haven't been in a match that you got queued into filled with Indians who can't speak a lick of English, constantly barking in their fucking shitty mics.
>>56798080
been played with indian. At least they try to talk english
unlike most pinoy in csgo
cant aim shit
cant do shit but rush a/b oh no i die putang ina mo every time die
>>56797842
>>56798080
>>56798177
>watching Malay players playing CSGO on fecesbook
>they get their laptop around the dinner table
>one of them shouts "fuck bro, shit"
>*group laughter*
>that one guy swears again
>>56799374
>generic malay player
nothing surprising
wakey wakey asean
>>56799965
sleepy sleepy
>>56799965
>>56800051
T-Threesome?
>>56800125
post your tummy and I'll consider it
>>56800125
you on the right
>>56800051
you in the middle
me on the left
>>56800174
My tummy's like a landing strip :3
>>56800180
Nice <3
I'm gonna finger you while you suck the one in the middle
>>56800308
bost
tummy
>>56800308
p-post
belly
>>56800342
pic related
>>56800383
I'm not erping
I just want tummy pics
>>56800342
>>56800371
Only if you post bikini pics :)
>>56800383
That can't count when I'm just a twinkish boi :3
>>56800421
i meant by his tummy
>>56800430
i know.
It's just a prank bro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wldE_4xjVQ
>OUTSIDE IS TOO HOT
>GO BEACH
I dont want to be sunburned
>>56800430
but im a guy
>>56800536
you going with your friend?
Would you guys like to watch documentary about Pol Pot? So we could learn more about our Cambodian friends.
>>56800536
Post a bikini pic :)
>>56800499
Think about my fweelings mang ;__;
>>56800555
post beach shorts then :3
>>56800871
Its been a while since Ive owned any trunks
I might get a new swimsuit soon thought
pic related, its me 2 years ago
It's so boring today, I should go buy myself some whores to fuck
>>56801155
You know you're NEVER part of /asean/, can you find another general to shitpost in?
Should i skip college today?
>>56801302
>You know you're NEVER part of /asean/
>>56801353
Yes, treat yourself. Go lepak lah dei!
>>56801155
You can always post yourself in shorts or pantsu :D
Any CyberCafes in Kuala Lumpur like PC Bang?
t. Lonely Gook
>go to /asean/
>ERPing like fucking loser
>>56801849
Good morning angry indo
how was your sleep
>>56801849
S E L A M A T P A G I P A K M A R A H
>>56801958
..what are you doing here
>>56802411
spreading anime
>>56802458
O-Oh ok.
>>56802411
>>56802458
>>56802525
Caribbniggers
>>56803004
/brit/
Should i buy DoA Xtreme 3? fuck its so expensive
>>56803058
>>56802525
>>56803004
sex?
>>56803201
Get a job then poorfag lmao LMOA wkwkwkwkwkwk
>visit the most obscure general on /int/
>post anime
>then ERP like a fucking loser
I wonder, how much do you guys make?
>>56803658
bombing manila means bombing the sacred mosque of allah-bang, they can't do that
>>56803658
>>56803830
>>56803885
>>56803674
wew things went to shit when you came along
no slut pics today?
>>56803674
Well what do YOU like to do?
>>56795488
>summer
>>56800736
Know any good ones?
Only one i've seen was some short American shit about how Pol Pot was "bure ebil"
>>56803658
>all those maid looking faces
>>56804950
This is why we need white bule to improve the gene pool
>>56797842
why so mad though?
>>56802458
touhou is not an anime
>>56805165
>uni niggers
>voting age
How powerful will the memes be when dutdut and trump win the election?
>>56806879
>dutdut
hahhahaha i lost
>>56806879
2nd coming of jesus
hehehe
>>56806808
>uni
>not 18
>>56806879
china cant bully us anymore
>>56806879
Not powerful enough to deter sane people to join National Democratic Rebel Forces and storm malacanang to oust Goebels disciple digong and his digong ss deathsquad.
>>56806879
dut hates putin
trump likes putin
do the math
>>56795488
did someone say beach?
>>56807315
implying we are a factor in russian disputes
magandang tanghali
>>56807975
What's for lunch lads.
Tfw soysauce + rice
>>56808243
fishballs
>>56808243
no pork for the holy week
gotta go fast
>go to 4chan
>go to /int/ "international culture and language"
>ERP'ing like a fucking loser
kek
>>56809443
>Already loser IRL
>Why not be a loser on internet
>>56808243
>he fell for the kikeman sauce meme
Is it too hard for you to just use the normal datu puti and calamansi? instead you just use a dubious chemical shit taste sauce.
We're here we are going to squat and there's nothing you can do about it
>>56808243
Börk barbecue>>56808348
>>56808348
Nagaapply ba holy week dito.
>>56809980
Holy fuck an alien
>>56808243
pancit molo
>>56809980
di kami holy dito tanginamo
NEW THREAD /asean/
>>56809472
>>56809472
>>56809472
>>56807315
Source: Facebook
>>56809980
>Unknown
>>56810011
Give it a rest Eren Yeager
>>56810092
Source:
Reddit.com
Shit it got pruned keks
prepare for more hilligaynon bisaya squatter butthurt tirade
>>56809980
>unknown
Where is your sky continent located, please reveal
>>56806511
he was on my team and talk 24/7
couldnt hear footstep which is important
heck, i would say couldnt even hear my gun firing because how loud they are talking to each other.
Imagine it goes on for 29+ min
>>56810011
whats the rugby thing in that pic?
some sort of drink?
>>56810245
It's a solvent, tagalog squatters love to smell it, it makes them high
>>56810139
Don't trigger him more. Its pathetic enough really
>>56810092
What does padayon mean?
Charge?
How do i get a Tagalog sex slave? i just drive up in manila and pick any girl and pay the pimp 100 pesos?
>>56810126
Its everywhere in Twitter and fagbook
Non in reddit suprisingly, maybe in r/cebu bisaya or something
>>56810450
P100 is too expensive for a tagalog squatter prosti. Plus you don't wanna get STD from those heathens
Out of all the languages I've seen, filipino has to be the laziest when it comes to creating new words.
Most sentences I see in filipino is half English words, as though your language was horribly incomplete and just stopped progressing, unlike say, spanish or french. Why is this?
Singapore more like, shit-a-poor
rate my bant
>>56809980
Holy shit. Wtf is this?
>>56810516
because each word has deep old filipino word which rarely used and new millennial shit meme tier word.
e.g.
mamuhi = really old tagalog rarely used
galit = the normal people use
angry = english
>>56810516
Are you Korean or Chinese they say that
To us all the time there at new words
But its not widespread its has become so SJW here everyone is like "muh imperialism"
haynayan (biology),
karumalan (menstrual period),
panghibayo (amplifier)
>>56810557
2,5/10 (At least you tried)
'Singapoor' would be a better bantz i think.
>>56810557
10/10
WTF, I love Qt Dayaks nao...
>>56810557
4/10 for the casuals
7/10 for the professional meme specialist
Shit-a-poor has deeper ecological meaning since singapore has poo in loo people visible so it does makes sense
>>56810654
9hours ago
Very nice effort. Ive never met anyone that consider themselves Tagalog
Maybe Laguna or Bulacan
LAS PIÑAS SON FILIPINÁS
ilu lucas
>>56810741
gnite
>>56810727
piñas????
>>56810755
>>56810766
there are no piñas in las piñas
>>56810557
4.8 out of 10
While the banter was definitely direct against Singaporean people, the execution was poor and it made you prone to more insults, to make things worse, you are wearing a Malaysian flag, so obviously we will see you just another anally-frustrated random Malaysian anonymous grabbing attention from a Singaporean, like a child to an adult. Here's my review:
+direct
+creative
-insulting a neighbor
-made you look like a tool
-you're malaysian
Source:
Kotaku.com
>>56810516
As you can see in this thread there are lot of squatterfags butthurt about tagalog
>>56810877
We best start importing Spanish speakers, Immersion is key
Who owns Spratlys islands?
>>56810877
>that face
Do all Bisayans look like gorillas?
>>56809980
genuinely worried
>>56810877
LOL tagalog squatter on damage control
>>56811059
>>56810969
>>56810877
>>56810450
>>56810139
>>56810011
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8Mx3nWwDF0
>>56811059
Top kek those meme accounts
Alen, where's your fanfict?
>>56811059
kek'd
>>56810936
>Spratlys islands
>Spratly's
>Spratly
its Spratly's Islands, so its british clay
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Spratly
>>56811108
LOL cant handle tagalog squatter stupidity?
>>56811108
Speaking of, how's life eren
>>56811119
He looks chinky put in a more native looking one
>>56809980
>>56809998
>>56810010
>>56810062
>>56810150
>>56810564
>>56811034
This its nearly impossible to save this is suppose to be the flag tho its renamed. I wouldn't consider it cheating since you cant get it through normal means.
Tagalog squatter cucked
>>56811477
Tagalogs are betas anyway, they're like the nerd white boy faggots who always complain that white women date outside their race, lol fucking losers
>>56811477
>9mins ago
Kek at least wait and hour
Its muh stealing women now
>>56811379
>this is suppose to be the flag tho its renamed
dumbfag here, care to explain more?
Daily reminder bisayans are not cucked and therefore masterrace
Is it ogre or is he in fagbook commenting and pretending to be Tagalog or something?
I wonder what happened to his slums pics
What do you guys think on this setup
i tried to lower it as much as i can without going under 300 w for psu requirement
>>56811950
either underage or trolling
i bet the first one desu bb
>>56811635
By that comparison, you would be the niggers, right?
>>56811950
cute pic
>>56811974
>Microsoft Windows 7
>>56811974
why do you need unlocked processor for?
since you are limiting your self in a 450w psu. unlocked processors are only viable option for i7 ones but i5 its a big no
>>56812013
yeah give all your info to microsoft and while you doing it, we gonna laugh at you for not able to play certain games/do work with certain program just because you upgrade it to windows 10
Also, theres no option for windows 8
>>56812046
unlocked i5 is no good for 450w?
o-oh, never knew that
i will try to setting it up again
How do you nerds beat the heat without having a fan on you 24/7?
>>56812115
How do you nerds beat the cold without having a blanket on you 24/7?
>>56812115
shower
>>56812156
I always have a blanket at the computer in winter unfortunately
But I don't know how to deal with heat since I can only strip down so much
>>56812115
cold baths and it's pretty windy where I am at
>>56812115
by being naked if i want go on full green savings mode withou turning the ac
fan will make your skin dry which is bad
>>56812115
People usually bathe twice a day here.
>>56812046
hey i just remember, psu depends on gpu not processer
effing mate
still i will be using 6500
>>56812240
I once got Bell's Palsy because of turning fan 24/7. Quite strange feeling when half of your face is stiff.
>>56812115
I am actually far more concerned to my electronics than myself.
the other night I was fucking my gf, then when I was ready pulled out and came in her mouth.
Should have streamed it to r/asianmasculinity
>>56795488
We're still in a transition from rain to summer season so it still rains frequently.
>tfw contractual wagecuck
>tfw i have no concept of summer break
>>56813210
for how long?
>>56812526
next month will be hot as fuck
temp here when no rain is 35-38 celcius
we're fug m8
>>56811974
The price is surprisingly on par with other shops that I checked it against (even lowyat shops with kabel besar), just +-RM10 from yours.
>>56813256
1 1/2 years
>>56813281
new one
>lowyat
i dont trust lowyat much
some shop there reused the old part and refurbished it with a fucking ducktape all over it like mine when i open my fucking laptop
>>56813318
still the pay are better right?
me dad got paid more than non contract when he was working
Wohoo! My Steelseries Rival just arrived
>>56813336
Buy an AMD GPU, Nvidia is a cunt company
>>56813336
yep contractual > permanent in term of payment
but its fun when half of the people in the office are in summer break
>>56813336
I buy parts from lowyat usually, not wholesale electronics. Normally I go to the shops near the top floors (the top floor shops is unreasonably expensive though), and avoid the "Nak beli latop bang?" people. You could sue the shop ya know.
Bye guys I'm off to work
Here's an anime picture like you cherish so much
>>56811974
>>56813336
why is euro and usa get cheaper/diverse/better hardwares than sea?
>>56813453
I just finished my work hours
Oeroumi dagawado geudae seulpeohajima
Dapdaphan nae mami deo apaojanha
Gireul geotda majuchineun manheun saramdeul junge
Geudae naege sarangeul geonnejun saram
>>56813380
just like me :^)
Asus r7 360 is okey but tex rate is far better on gtx750ti
>>56813385
is it cheaper in lowyat for wholepart than other place?
I'm kinda afraid to assemble my pc since im a virginpcbuilder
>>56813454
think about the money mang
>>56813412
>>56813454
local produce and shipping to sea?
or
jews
i pick 2
>>56811974
Bruh, you could easily cut off 200 rings from that legitimate copy of Win 7 and just get yourself a pirated one. It's really as good as any other and won't force you to update to Win 10.
>be palying EU4 Modern timeline (year 2015)
>play as failpenis
>invade Brunei first
>then, invade Eastern Malaysia
>prevented the bigger Malaysian Armies in the west by blocking with my huge navy
>suddenly Indogs invade Malaysia too
>Malaysia will loose since Indogs are too overpowered in this game, they are always the ones who form Malaya
>win my war
>can't expand north because chinks
>can't expand south because Indogs
>can't expand west because Thailand and Vietnam
>I don't want to face those two nations by conquering Cambodia their army and navy is bigger
>I expand west in the the Pacific Islands
>since I will mostly be fighting small island nations, I gave more emphasis on expanding my navy's transports and galleys (they're good at archipelago fights) instead of the expanding the army that much
>my goal was to conquer former Spanish East Indies + Pacific Islands + New Zealand
>Also, allied with Thailand, Straya and Vietnam
still in progress
>>56813567
Yeah, probably 750ti is the best at that price range, but avoid more expensive Nvidia product
1st for Alfonso, pride of the Imperial Cavite and the Land of the Free
>>56813656
i dont know how to install it bb
>>56813676
meh other nvidia are just jew price like iphone trademark
NOW WITH BETTER GRAPHIC THAT YOU HARDLY USE IT
Unless you using it for work purpose its forgivable
>>56813686
I think Cavite will the first provinces to occupy and end manila imperialism when dutdut activates the federalism card
>>56813743
Reminder that R9 390x>>>>>GTX 970
And you can build a whole PC with a budget of one Titan X
>>56813747
I will start a revolution here in Alfonso, so don't worry, you won't even need dutdut. We will defeat Manila imperialism and I will become the hero that will end the corruption in the Philippines. Makati shall be the capital of the new kingdom of the Philippine Empire and I shall be the first Datu.
[This is a political advertisement made by Jejomar Binay, #1 in ballot.]
>>56813747
>>56814124
so were role-playing a flipsjw now
http://exhentai.org/g/915945/96b5fef1fd/
>>56813855
why people use titan x desu
what do you call snack time in your cunt tree?
I think I ate too many jollibee hotdogs
I want Liza Soberano to sit on my face
>>56814320
fatty
-poke tummy-
also, probably minum petang (tea time in english bb)
>>56814362
i want qt to sit on my lap
>>56812115
strip down including bra and panty
aircon?
>>56814381
rude,fat doesn't run in my family
we mostly eat fish
do you snack too?
>all this moeblob
being manime in /asean/ is suffering.
>>56814662
o-okay!
>>56814568
yes but fat stays in (YOU)
>snack
sometimes, most malaysian eat kuih during tea time while i just skipped it and wait for dinner
>>56814662
i got you famlam
>>56814662
sorry
>>56814662
Moe is fine. But ERPing is worse.
And half the contents of /asean/ threads are ERPs.
>>56814662
Feels good to be both and not insecure of your own taste.
there's nothing wrong with anime whatsoever
Anime is a shit
>>56814923
you're a shit
>>56814923
BUTTHURT
U
T
T
H
U
R
T
>>56814978
Cucked
>>56814994
ara, ara, what do we have here?
>>56814747
THIS actually.
>>56814707
I'm not that gay, anon.
>>56814817
I like Moe too, anon. But not as much as /asean/ does.
>>56814705
Kanna is best girl.
>>56810564
>>56811379
Posted on OTC asia Kuala Lumpur filthy oil company ip address
hello guys
i love you all
thanks
HELP
I havent eaten pizza for years
What are best 2 toppings with pic related only
>>56815016
Are u liberal?
>>56815292
I love you too
>>56815397
>not Dominos
Kill yourself
>>56815397
>>56815449
>not baking one yourself
ISHYGDDT
>>56815048
so you admit you're gay
:^)
>>56815397
I dont like pineapples
>>56815503
>disgusting communist cheese
>no pepperoni
>tomato sauce almost negligible
>that shitty crust
>go to 4chan
>well its time for ERP
>go to /int/ where international cultures are discussed
>out of the boards that is literally half of them are ERP related
>he chooses /int/
>start ERP'ing like a fucking loser
>>56814831
Except it's hetshit.
>>56815504
Yamette Malay-chan senpai, I'm straight male, desu.
>>56815397
I heard Love Nectar topping is delicious.
>>56815673
>i'm not that gay >>56815048
i trust you bb
reply to this and donate to this kickstarter
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1556971210/charlie-the-unicorn-the-grand-finale
or your family, friends and favorite anime creators will be murdered tonight
Hey guys, Flipbong here.
I'm a feminist and I'm proud of it.
Now I see that whenever I ERP and post anime, I'm objectifying women and raping them. It is equivalent to sexual harassment.
Therefore, I'll never animepost and ERP forever.
I'll only promote progressive values and make /asean/ a safe space.
Oh, if you are for gender equality, you are feminist.
>>56815449
domino too bready taste, I remember the hot sauce is the best for a big pizza chain
>>56815503
I never feel satisfied after eating handmade
>>56815565
what are your 2 favorite then with the things listed
>>56815727
lewd , please no
>>56815668
no, it isn't
>>56816169
HETSHIT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tCMI0uKbBE
>>56816280
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCxE5UirSRk
>>56816274
only fags like you think it's hetshit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3cTBhyQ4KE
how did we do it?? what did we do that turned Indonesia in the best asean country?!
also,
do you guys have; thank you dutch people holiday(s)??
>>56816421
>Indonesia
>best asean country
Nee
Neuk op meneer Wilders.
The amount of faggotry and degeneracy in this thread is unbelievable
>>56816421
yes
thank you dutch
>>56816505
Haven't you heard? 8/10 senpaitachi
>>56816505
>hating cute girls
>>56816536
>check calendar
>thank god its 2016
only 9 out 10 male are lgbt
>>56816421
>what did we do that turned Indonesia in the best asean country?!
Military? Yes
Economically? No, Belanda. Singapore is objectively the best asean country.
Indonesia is still corrupt.
>do you guys have; thank you dutch people holiday(s)??
Nope.
Me in the middle
>>56816619
I think Vietnam is #1 in military in ASEAN
Well they have to be the #1 they have chinks in the north
>>56816421
we miss you, dad :(
>>56816362
Not canon.
Fanwank be damned.
>>56816757
slut
>>56816566
du ma may xd
>>56816421
we have philippines-spain friendship day
>>56816421
Well, you screwed up during the National Revolution.
>>56816619
>>56816773
actualy is also singapore, but they lack of manpower
>>56816984
that's a big dildo
>>56816757
Me with the white glasses on the right
>>56816984
let's just annex brunei and steal their oils and shiet
>>56816619
what makes indonesia corrupt? corruption isn't haram??
>>56816984
They're just a fucking dot tho
>>56816984
>0.8%
>7 billion
How big is our GDP, really?
>>56817063
Islam
>>56816984
>Filipina
do you see us as all girls?
>>56817063
VOC
>>56817090
1-2 trillion?
>>56816773
>Vietnam is #1 in military in ASEAN
Just because they defeated US?
Nah, US is not used to play in Tropical Forrest. Even their main weapon at that time (M16) got stuck because it is not suitable in Vietnam environmental condition.
Also US army at that time were dominated by spoiled Kids who usually went to the party in their daily basis.
>Well they have to be the #1 they have chinks in the north
Yeah, Chinks already annex Malay people in Singapore.
>>56817063
Either because of tribal/local cronyism, or political party cronyism.
>>56817100
>da evul waitto male piggu
>>56817152
My point is true tho
>>56817063
VOC. Not even kidding.
A lot of history books said that the reason why the first company ever exist in the world went bankrupt was because their corrupt culture.
VOC teach Indonesian how to did a corruption act indirectly.
Biar korupsi asal santun gan. Ga apa-apa pemimpinnya korup asalkan Islam.