Wait until page 8??? DONT YOU GET IT
THATS WHAT ISIS WANTS
edition
arooga :)
eek! doh! we are in here silly!
>>56784801
>>56784801
>>56784801
crayon pop
Why is the simpsons so shit now lads?
>>56784905
Can I join in?
How do we deal with the Carpenter King?
listening to the kinks lads
BUILD EUROPEAN WALL
>>56787594
certainly
>>56785308
Rotation of writers
>>56785308
Started focusing more on reflecting pop culture than creating it.
>>56785135
This is my all time favourite image desu
It's fucking perfect
>>56785135
ahh yes very impressive
>he didn't get into university
>he blames his failure on pakistani immigrants
>>56787672
MAKE EUROPE GREAT AGAIN
back from work
microwaving a sainsburys garlic and chicken curry and some uncle bens rice
new motor lads
>>56785308
>now
>>56787729
grim
monday, we'll have fun day
tuesday, read the news day
wednesday, see some friends day
half way through the week!
thursday, umms and errs day
friday, punch the sky day
saturday, it don't matter day
nearly through the week!
when sunday comes we can have a little rest for one day
the work is done and the day is freeeeeeeeee
I dislike black people and any other manner of darker persons.
leftists will stoop to any level to try and discredit the donald
>love is nothing more than the desire to stick your hard willy into a moist fanny and pump until white stuff shoots out your peehole
makes poetry seem a bit ridiculous tbqh
>>56787801
cant stump
T R U M P
A L W A Y S
R I G H T
>>56787672
fuck off literal pole
>>56787724
kill yourself you're the one who wrecked it
you DEFINITELY need to be on the other side of the wall
subhuman rapebaby scum
>>56787737
you're a shit player nasri
>>56787819
It's more about how it feels though desu
So the perception that there are more muslims in britain than there are is probably because 99% of them live in cities so it seems like there are more
>>56787873
black british>poles>pakis>somalis
>>56787800
I like you
Wew close call lads. Got blocked but not banned.
>people that treat their dogs like they're humans
fucking s m h
>>56787912
ah yes thing x exists here so that must be why we have thing y!
I don't mind Muslims, I just don't want to live in a country with them
>>56787819
>he's never been in love
it's literally not about sex
>>56787943
rasheed
>>56787882
It's because there are a much higher percentage of younger ones too so if you're young it feels like more
>>56787497
Mum has been topping my hair the last year. Haven't been to a hairdresser in two years. Hair is long, disgusting and wiry.
Women are going to collapse western civilization. Keep in mind these clueless fools make up a majority of the vote and notice how they switch their positions and their beliefs according to whatever feelings they have that morning, according to whatever scared them that afternoon, etc. Women are a cancer upon civilization and evil people like Muslims are taking advantage of it.
like this if you like fannies
>>56787850
says a brit lmao
taking a walk to the burrito shop lads
>>56787943
You can tell a lot about a person by the way they treat animals. If they treat their animals like people, it's only a good thing desu
Where did all the fun lads go and slag posters? /brit/'s been 90% Rorking for the last few weeks
>>56787912
Got banned for a very similar post to this the other day
>>56787801
>correct about invading Iraq
>predicted the Brussels attacks months ago
Yeah, shocking
>>56787882
They're everywhere though in England, also where I live in España
>told I was getting promoted a week ago
>nothing's came of it since
>decide to get fucked on xanax today at work
>supervisor comes round to train me up on my new job
Actually went not bad considering
>>56788029
*gives gold*
>>56788031
fuck out of my thread and tell your brothers to fuck off home before i glass ANOTHER one
>>56787994
Good point
>Tfw had to run an errand before going home from work and two seperate shops had staff ask what I do because I was dressed well.
People treat you so much better, might unironically start doing my shopping in my suit after work
>>56788014
>black wirey hair
SNSD?
>I have been "in" "love"
>>56788038
It's nauseating desu.
>>56788069
I live in Scotland where there are relatively few
>>56788040
>>56788088
fobnt
Need a lizzy gf
>>56788108
>love
LOL
It's all just chemical reactions anyway
>>56788153
too much ass
>>56788159
detective
>>56788088
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGPjUyVtTQw
reminded me of this lel
>>56788077
I will tell them the opposite, drown among the immigrants cunt.
>>56788108
was in love with a girl called niamh before
it still hurts
>>56788159
no but there is a detective from an intelligence agency who browses these threads
good night anon
>>56788197
foy
>>56788153
would
>>56788159
You may not know this, but Anglo countries are really into spying on people
If you weren't on a watch list before, you are now
The CIA/MI5 will probably drone strike your house in the next week
>>56788040
too busy paki bashing
>>56788159
Only blowing up people do here is off a toilet seat in a shitty nightclub.
>>56788167
no ass
>>56788038
No, you shouldn't be trying to have conversations with dogs and treating cats as equals. A pet is to be commanded, just don't be abusive.
Passed my theory lads
>>56788174
Hypocrite that you are, for you trust the chemicals in your brain to tell you they are chemicals.
*waggles willy wildly*
>>56788159
If you'd lived in the UK you'd literally get arrested for saying this
>>56788207
Hate shit like this desu.
Obviously not everbyody can be judged by their clothes but obviously somebody dressed well is likely to be wealthy and less likely to be homeless which carries less connotations of being poor/ill/drug abusing etc
>>56788159
http://content.met.police.uk/Site/ContactUs
send full info here and we'll get back to you lad
the other day i got this sick willpower boost that for like 2 days made me sick of being a NEET shit and made videogames even more boring and made me really want to get a job but then it just kind of went away and im back to normal lol
lets put (how) /brit/ (to) on a (join) watchlist
ISIS
>>56788233
>drown among the immigrants
i already am senpai
the worst thing is that the pakis behave better than the slavic SCUM drinking on the streets at 9am and commiting petty crimes
>>56788094
No, I have dark blonde hair.
>>56788274
Good lad
I think I saw you posting about it yesterday or the day before?
>>56788274
Well done lad
Thinking of going to a local furry meet, lads
>>56788274
nice, well done lad
>>56788325
>t. Rasheed Bin-Al-Babsi
skets
>>56788250
>t. black person
>>56788317
anyone has anyone has happened to anyone?
>Transport, motorways and tramlines
>Starting and then stopping
>Taking off and landing
>The emptiest of feelings
>Disappointed people clinging on to bottles
>And when it comes it's so so disappointing
>Let down and hanging around
>Crushed like a bug in the ground
>Let down and hanging around
>Shell smashed, juices flowing
>Wings twitch, legs are going
>Don't get sentimental
>It always ends up drivel
>One day I'm going to grow wings
>A chemical reaction
>Hysterical and useless
>Hysterical and ...
>Let down and hanging around
>Crushed like a bug in the ground
>Let down and hanging around
>Let down again
>Let down again
>Let down again
>You know, you know where you are with
>You know where you are with
>Floor collapsing
>Floating, bouncing back
>And one day....
>I am going to grow wings
>A chemical reaction
>Hysterical and useless
>Hysterical and...
>Let down and hanging around
>Crushed like a bug in the ground
>Let down and hanging around
>>56788387
*hides balaclava and armalite behind back*
Where is this fun time meet up, fellow degenerate?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2K8_jgiNqUc
>>56788153
middle is a post op tranny btw
>>56788387
I would
Perfect place to meet autistic qts
I mean almost all of the girls there are probably going to be ugly, but there's bound to be at least one that's about average
>>56788335
Nah but I posted about it today, about two hours ago
>>56788359
>>56788389
Thanks lads
>>56788317
give me attention, i dint make this post so nobody would fucking reply to it lmao
>>56788476
I have vewy good fwiend in wome
>>56788394
yes
>>56788482
so it's your dad then rofl?
>>56788482
proofs
would still shove my willy into one of her hole either way
>>56788148
lucky
>>56788482
w-who is she?
>>56788325
Sorry to hear that mate, but I can't do anything about it.
I can feel your pain though because I used to know some
people who actually emigrated to the UK and they weren't
mild said geniuses.
MGTOW
G
T
O
W
>>56788555
ghoul hands
Really want half ginger children tbqh
>>56788629
which half?
>>56788555
phwoar
cracking set of chebs
>people who water down their soap to make it last longer
Congratulations, you've saved about fifty cents a month and all you had to do was endure a terrible, grimy feeling on your hands for half an hour after every time you wash your hands.
lapsley
short haired gf please
>>56788651
nonce
>>56788573
haha u wana take this outside?
>>56788586
>>56788611
dunno exactly, found its twitter once
New ISIS video released :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jnK56x9dfuI
>>56788656
>fifty cents a month
It all adds up. Accountancy 101
>>56788656
>muripoors
>>56788680
no she's 19
ANSWER ME
I wanted a cool samurai film and this is just really depressing
probably should've read the description
>>56788671
>>56788661
>>56788651
proper set of wrong 'uns
>>56788682
ye, bring your dad as well x
>>56788703
You can make six dollars in half an hour at a job. It's not worth the effort or discomfort.
>Trump: "My Daughter Ivanka Is About to Have a Beautiful Jewish Baby"
>>56788766
batty boy
>>56788748
What are you watching?
I went to Brussels on a school trip in year 10. I could've been one of the victims in these attacks.
Makes you think, huh.
>tfw running around my nans garden in the summer at dusk, spraying plants with fairy liquid to kill green flies
>tfw you'll never be a kid again
Feels bad man
>>56788816
Hara Kiri Death of a Samurai
>>56788829
You could've been born a girl and ganged by pakis
Would you lads be ok with dying in a paki-attack?
The mortgage point!
708 0808
>>56788829
Was booked to be there on Saturday lmao
a solar eclipse
the solar ballet goes on
>>56788829
I went to Hastings last year, thank christ I missed the battle
>>56788829
Is there a name for this kind of thing where people try to connect to stuff in the media?
>I once got on a metro, that could've been me?
>Bowie died? I was his biggest fan!
>>56788845
Well it certainly sounds cheerful
After seeing all the willies posted on here it's made me feel very good about myself kek
I hate Britain I am going to start speaking with an American accent to help destroy British culture.
>If I'd gotten a job and not been a pathetic neet I might have been in Brussels on business yesterday and died in that suicide attack
Really makes you think, but we can't give in - we have to carry on as normal.
>>56788878
anyone wana switch seats?
>>56788851
makes u think, huh
>>56788852
Only if they were all dead first
6:15
still cant sleep
wrote something lads
hit that reply button if you want to read it
You know what time it is lads?
Time to get stoned
>>56788788
I disagree
>>56788852
It's what I aspire to every day.
>>56788880
It's called being a normie tbqh.
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-348779259
me n the lads are playing pokemons
mums making me go to the job centre to get a job lads
If I ever left my room maybe I would die
>>56788878
cosmic ballet, bellend
>>56788829
I went to Brussels, Munich and Greece last year and they've all been terrorised by mussies since
>>56788880
narcissism
(IT'S BECAUSE OF YOU)
>>56788715
keep telling yourself that nonce
>There are people still replying in the old thread
Absolute wallies.
>>56788929
oops I mis-clicked
>>56788878
might buy carl sagans cosmos book and DVD boxset
it's my nonchalant, she calls arrogant, way she can't get her head round
more anime
>>56788882
Think its about to get better desu, he's got some trick up his sleeves
>>56788960
give it a rest rorke
>>56788929
Go on then lad. I'm fairly bored
>>56788905
Good idea, British English sounds disgusting.
>>56788952
I swear to god, go and get a job lad
It's scary as fuck thinking about it, but it's well worth it.
t. Former Autistic neet
>>56788988
all me
>>56788909
that's true but you're not living if you don't take risks, you're just existing
>>56789046
autism lasts for life you liar
994
you'll be hearing from my lawyers
>>56789029
will get bullied but idc tbf
I sat up, lonely as could be. I wanted to howl at the moon, every muscle twitched with tireless excitement. I wanted the sunrise, the midday, the night following. I imagined such brilliant scenes; the beach, the sand. They never bored me, they kept me awake. Just one more test, one more, and it will be the big yellow, and the sea air will wash out any tiredness, any city gunk that's caused poor health. I'd be able to run everywhere, do anything, drink what I want and eat when I want. Yet still the moon sat. Stagnant, insulting – move damn you! Go away! I want the hours that belong to me. I slumped back onto my pillow. I folded my arms and twisted and turned, hours passed in such a manner, looking at the back of my eyelids, thinking of anything. Sleep was starting to show it's appeal, started to show me a little ankle. Strange thoughts, weird, fevered ideas. By sunrise what remained was a few left-over strings of excitement. Early morning workers coughed off toward work, I didn't feel sorry for them. I was jealous, fresh as could be they probably were, 8 hours sleep for them! But not me. One more test, just one more. Please, god, just a few hours, a few! I've been good! Once more, I rolled over, folded my tired arms into a nice position and slept.
>>56789028
>>56789035
Yeah I realized that Britain was a shithole when I went traveling around the world. I will also spell in American English now.
Anybody here fall into the trap of graduating but then not getting a job or not getting anything more than a generic admin / Tesco job?
Nearly a year has passed. Suicide soon?
I wonder if it happens to a lot of people
@56789098
not reading a word lol
>>56789059
That sounds like liberal shit they tell you to justify people getting aids and declaring bankruptcy.
>>56788940
Just make sure you can differentiate being thrifty with being a miser, la. *kisses on wallet*
>>56789107
wow how funny did one of your sixth form m8s send you that?
post tunage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIml_CAF4-s
>>56789118
happens to everyone who chooses a shit degree
not a fan of living
but i'm scared of the unknown
>>56789118
Mate, I've been stuck in it for 3 years.
Any chance I get to escape, the company rejects me because of either their 50-billion screening processes or some bullshit HR thing
>>56789128
probably for the best
>>56789112
That' interesting, it made me realise that Britain is largely good and not a corrupt cesspool of degeneracy.
>>56789046
Don't tell what to do.
why does /brit/ always turn to shit when pakis pipe up and shit up the thread
>>56789159
has anyone here ever done a Workaway? I'm thinking about doing one
>>56789163
>Studied History
>Make over average grad salary and get bonuses and have a mega comfy grad job
stay mad
>>56789118
No but I fell into the trap of smoking too much weed then leaving school then becoming depressed
>>56789098
I have all the world's lawyers on retainer so good luck.
In fact, I'd like to invite you to meet with them...
... because I want you to sign a book deal.
>>56789118
stuck in admin but 4 years have passed
i have a masters as well
that's humanities for you
>>56789077
Yeah, but working makes life easier
It kills time and you're forced to meet new people to get over your autism. You'll still be pretty weird, I am, but you'll be dramatically less autistic than you are now.
>>56789112
Color
Tire
Nite
mmmmmmm noice
>>56789169
What have you been doing in the mean time?
3 years is suicide tier, hope you've been saving for a house or something to offset your shit luck
>>56789136
Bah, humbug
Jessica Jung in London lads.
going to see mike skinner make the return to his hometown of Birmingham at MADE festival in July with the lads
might post a cock pic later on tonight
>>56789201
Considered it but apparently you have to pay some bullshit fees
>>56789208
Same lol
>>56789259
librally who?
Never really buy into all the pol memes but been watching some trump speeches
He's an absolute madman
>>56789201
Yep. Do it.
>>56789220
Unironically have a history degree and have an alright job.
You need to start branching out lad.
>>56789206
>Trying this hard to justify not doing a based STEM degree
>>56789131
My average tuesday
this lad has been posting nazi propaganda for atleast 6 hours
some other lad has been vomitting up some alt-right shite since february
>>56789213
oh boy!
>>56789282
some talentless slag
>>56789118
Yep, pretty much. Current place of employment values me and seems to think I will go far but don't want to stay here.
Seems like my CV is shit desu.
>>56789272
maybe i should have just got high on life like all those presentations told me
>>56789208
>>56789272
same lol (it's not really that funny)
>>56789175
>ugliest cities in the west
>shitties houses in the west
>shittest food apart from nordics
>entire culture revolves around goes the pub and football
revolting
trump is epiiic :D
me on the bottom
>>56789259
they shouldn't let brown people so close to are Lizzie nowadays
Not enjoying being at home from uni 2bh lads.
>he could afford to go to Uni
billionaires out
>>56789269
yeah I'm just reading up about that now, sounds stupid
>>56789307
>Two line
>Trying hard
I know STEM autists don't like reading but come on lad.
Would not recommend Waitrose low fat guacamole lads. Steer clear.
>you will die one day
bit scared lads ngl
>>56789334
I still think he'll walk it off.
downloaded the harry potter audiobooks
going to do a listen
>>56789362
>waitrose
fuck off billionaire
Alri
>>56789328
>entire culture revolves around goes the pub and football
>not a good thing
get fucked abnormie autist loser
pretty sure ready meal currys are about 1% meat and the rest is just onions and sauce
Can you get extra flags on mobile?
Would not recommend Tesco's home brand coca cola, stear cleer.
So glad I studieD STEM lads. I can only reason in numbers or with other autists hh-hah-ha and I did spend uni wearing shitty checkered shirts and standing awkwardly in clubs b-b-but I'm so glad that I am better than those humanities fags, t-t-t-they don't even like furry porn and I've just got a 9-5 in a soulless lab for 23k a year.
M-made it!
>>56789333
you just never heard about Zhirinovsky (who could be elected in 90s). Trump sucks
>>56789362
ahahahahahahahahaha really mate ahahahahaha what guacamole do you recommend then mate ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha fucking guacamole twat
met Sophie Turner in Exeter last night lads, she's even penger in real life
>>56789399
well memed m'lad
>>56789404
Yep.
Don't be a pleb, make your own.
At the very least just buy chicken breast & add jars of sauce.
Doing some self assessing tonight, lads
Think I might have fucked my whole life up
quite funny how sensitive trump supporters are
>>56789458
Really? What, just out at some club?
i have 10x lower standards in real life than i do on the internet
just realised that now
right then. Carry on
peng ting just messaged me on whatsapp
what do
every time I say arooo from now on this is what i'll be referencing
https://youtu.be/wbUpGoOjFWw
>>56789441
hahahahahahahh
>>56789327
>>56789325
How old are you lads
If you're under 20, check out your local chamber of commerce they might be help you get a job
I dropped out of school too and I went to my local chamber when I was 18, I'm 19 and I'm on £19,000 a year and have a car and I've got no GCSEs lol
>>56789458
whats a penger? i thought it was skeng
>>56789441
I'd recommend you make your own.
Also jog on, you Sunny-D drinking, lunchables eating gutter pleb.
>>56789510
fake your own death.
>>56789261
You familiar with Johnny Foreigner?
brexit when
>>56789399
>continentals
>beautiful cities
>beautiful people
>varied intellectual hobbies
>delicous food
Britshits
>cities all ugly
>most people are fat
>muh beer and slags
>potatoes and grease please.
>>56789484
Don't have the energy or the time
some of us actually work for a living
>>56789412
Yeah, they don't have the same qualms about recognising self-proclaimed sovereign nations
>>56789511
all that because they can't show a boner
>>56789505
yeah club called Unit 1
>>56789328
All of that is complete bollocks. But if you feel that way kindly fuck off out of our great nation post-haste.
