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>>56782763
Probably not first
For Sweden
>>56782763
まゆゆたそ~
>>56782722
Well, they do host the european parliament, so they aren't no one.
should I ask to my jap contacts
"I wanna visit japan for a week but I hear that japan is very racist expecially towards non-white people as me , Is this true ?"
No, Peru.
You are Chinese.
One of us. One of us. One of us. One of us. One of us. One of us. One of us. One of us. One of us. One of us. One of us. One of us. One of us. One of us. One of us. One of us. One of us. One of us. One of us. One of us.
Don't go to Japan.
>>56782998
He's disgusted of China.
After he lived a year there I can understand
Do Japanese people know anyting about warhammer 40k?
I want to die by terrorism as a victim.
>>56783233
You can serve me as shield protection if you want Tanaka.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2iZ0WuNvHr8
>>56783160
no
sorry
What do Japanese people fear?
>peru didn't have sex with any of the Asian girls he met in shanghai for free
YOU. CANT. MAKE. THIS. UP.
>>56783399
atomic bombs.
>>56783365
I espected no less from a heretic nation.
你好 ,mizuki, how are you
I hope good , sorry for asking this but you are the only japanese person I have on wechat
mmmm
I wanna visit japan for a week but I hear japan is very racist especially towards non-white people like me , Is this true ?
>>56783399
stabbing chopsticks onto rice bowl like a memorial marker
>>56783580
Mizuki is my mom name.
>>56783399
human
カタカナ英語は目障りで汚い
>>56783399
お母さんの怒った目つき
>>56783580
No this is bullshit god damn it I don't know why people say this, I have never met one single rude japanese person in all my times over there.
>>56783709
When I read English sentence, all word are converted into Katakana Engrish in my brain first, then I can recognize the meaning.
>>56783399
Encountering an old acquaintance in my workplace, enduring diarrhea in the crowd, Jupiter's eye.
>>56782763
また例の精神異常者クソウヨ童貞猿が他スレで暴れてるぞ
ちゃんと収監しておけよ
責任持って引き取れクズども
>>56783827
That's pretty scary.
where
>>56783872
>Jupiter's eye
Kore wa nan desu ka?
>>56783399
Godzilla
>>56783998
white wummyns at
>>56784060
The eye of terror.
>>56783645
Can I have your mom's number?
>>56783709
外来語を知るとお前らの祖先が日本に何を伝えたのか分かるぞ
デッサン
アトリエ
>>56783645
is she a qt?
What?!
>>56783399
Gaijn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AoXERxQ8z1Y
>>56784060
>>56783399
はい、二人組作って~
你好 ,naoka , how are you
I hope good , sorry for asking this but you are the only japanese person I have on wechat
mmmm
I wanna visit japan for a week but I hear japan is very racist especially towards non-white people like me , Is true that hotels will not rent me a room due my skin color and restaurants will not sell me food because Im not white?
thanks
>>56784232
怖い
>>56784329
それはアメリカの学校でもよくあるの?
>>56784329
Stop it seriously.
>>56784379
You're too poor anyway
All you're going to do is get a shitty Proxy and pretend to be over there
>>56784197
What does she say?
owassa?
why do japan korea and china hate each other still?
>>56784687
Because of the Americans. Fuck them
おやすみなさい
>>56784636
I heard what's up.
>>56782763
こんばんは
最近ゾイ子さん居ないのかな
>>56784782
>oh what's up?
could be. Do you think she is Japanese?
>>56784886
多分フィン太郎君は童貞を捨ててゾイ子ちゃんが要らなくなってきた
ゾイ子なしでは悲しいね
>>56784754
おやちゅみ
>>56784959
I don't think so. I have no idea why they were so scared. That is too much anyway.
I'll put it in, anon.
Who's playing Dark Souls 3 today?
>>56785075
童貞を捨てたからってリア充のわけないけどな
>>56785412
I sure as hell ain't
>>56785075
なるほど
ありがとですゾイ
ジャップは嘘しか言わないんだから簡単に信じちゃダメだよ
>>56785434
Of course you are not living in Japan retard
>>56785466
たかちゃん乙
今日も一日頑張りな
Are you Cardcaptor Sakura?
>>56785640
I wish I was...would fugg tomoko desu
>>56785640
Yes. She is in everyone's heart.
You should not wish to fuck something that doesn't exist
>>56785640
I always wanted to be the little teddy bear.
I've only ever seen the English dub, but in that version he has a strong New York accent and that's what I wanted 2bh.
>>56785862
But you want to fuck your gf
>>56785476
>Implying that would stop me
>>56785891
I remember watching the first episode on CITV when it was called 'Card Captors'
I didn't watch any more of it after that though
Anyone wanna hang out in Tokyo next week?
>>56785995
>I remember watching the first episode on CITV when it was called 'Card Captors'
You missed out m8, that show was the dog's bollocks. My step-dad caught me watching it once and said it was for little girls though.
>>56786010
Too busy, sozz bozz
Look at my peepee. This is what sexy is.
I still use iPhone 4s. I'm going to buy the iPhone SE.
Can't wait for it.
>>56787002
>iPhone
NORMIE
>>56786606
Is it ピンク色?
>>56787002
>not buying a Sony Xperia
大和魂が死んでいる
カナダ国旗はやけに日本にこだわる奴ばかりだと思ってたがやっぱり韓国人でしたか
>>56787061
I used to be Android user, but it was so shit. Battery went die very quickly.
The current android phone have been improved enough I guess, but I can't remove this memory.
>>56787156
黒物家電に限っては、日本製品は糞。
高い・性能悪い・サポート悪いの三拍子。
>>56787159
hongcouverという言葉聞いたことある?
>>56787159
>英語でshittopostoできないから日本語にしようか
>>56787185
I know this feeling. Oh well, whatever works for you guess.
>>56787324
Hong != Seoul
>>56787324
香港+バンクーバーか
面白いw
>>56785862
>should
why?
says who?
when does something exist?
doesn't that mean we shouldn't occupy ourselves with things that don't exist?
does your game of civ 5 exist?
do the poos in that game exist?
What phone do you use?
>>56787644
BlackBerry PRIV because muh hw keyboard
>>56787644
Iphone 6s
>>56787535
You're overthinking it, he simply wants all 2D waifus for himself
>>56787644
Edge note
>>56787780
Hardware keyboard is good when you write in alphabetical language. A Japanese input method called "flick input method" is superior when we input by Japanese.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGObkEKIs4s
>>56788222
I don't wanna buy Japanese phones but my Yamato soul can't allow me to buy Samsung phones. Then there is only one choice left, iPhone.
>>56788259
Yeah I use the simeji app on android to flick sometimes. I still prefer to use the qwerty for Japanese though.
>>56788460
All are built in China anyway
>>56788539
>simeji
I need it, gonna dl it right now
>>56788259
はやすぎww
フリック入力を使ってスマフォンで日本語を書いてみたけど、
どの仮名がどの方向かって覚えなかったからおそすぎた
>>56788539
You need to practice for the flick methods. (I did it, when I first bought a smart phone.)
People gives a shit about Shimeji, because there is a rumor that Shimeji secretly send your personal information to their server located in China. That's why Shimeji is not popular in Japan nowadays.
>>56788558
But my money will go to Korea where people hate us if I choose Samsung.
>>56788646
The cute kaomoji is what I use it for lel.
>>56788749
>sends personal info to China
Fuck. What do I use then? The google keyboard is kinda shit which is why I got simeji.
>>56788259
僕はローマ字入力方法を使うのは止めるべきだ...
>>56788908
It wasn't a rumor. It was real.
See the source.
http://www.techrepublic.com/blog/asian-technology/japanese-government-warns-baidu-ime-is-spying-on-users/
ATOK is decent app, but it's not free app.
Google imput is the only choice at this time unfortunately.
>>56786010
if you buy me a plane ticket then sure
>>56789015
パソコンの場合はローマ字入力がいい。
でもかな入力の方がもっと早い入力できるよ。
>>56789138
Welp.
Thanks for this. I don't use it but I remember reading that LINE sent info too. FUCKING CHINA
>>56789326
Are you a cute grill?
>>56789451
>LINE sent info too
Yeah, but LINE is still installed in my iPhone.
Why? Because if you delete LINE from your phone, it leads you get removed from your friend community. Everyone uses LINE so there is no choice for us....
If I say "I gonna delete LINE because it is a spy app!", my friends will say "Fine, it's your decision, but we continue to use it", then I will be removed from the community.
>>56789492
I am now
>>56787291
スマホを黒物家電と呼ぶ人初めて見た
てか本気でその感想なら黒物家電自分で買ったことないでしょ
家電にアフターサポートなんて概念すらあるの日本製品くらいのもんだし
>>56790456
>てか本気でその感想なら黒物家電自分で買ったことないでしょ
?
スマホに限らず、テレビもパソコンも、日本メーカーは高いのに、性能は競合メーカと同じか劣る場合が多い。
>家電にアフターサポートなんて概念すらあるの日本製品くらいのもんだし
?海外にもあるよ。
例えば、日本メーカーはすぐにAndroidのバージョンアップデートを打ち切ったりするよね。糞な独自仕様を加えた挙句、低スペック。いまの日本家電メーカーの体たらくぶりは自業自得だと思う。
>>56790775
>例えば、日本メーカーはすぐにAndroidのバージョンアップデートを打ち切ったりするよね。
マイクロソフトって日本メーカーだったのかw
まあ、あそこは「新しいバージョン出したから古いバージョンのサポート切るわ。ソフトの互換性?知るか、とにかくアップデートして個人情報よこせ」だから遥かに酷いけど
>>56791019
AndroidはGoogleだよ。
例えば自分はSharpのスマホ使ってたけど、周りは2.3とか2.4とかになっていくのに、Sharpは早々にサポートを打ち切って、ずっと2.2のままだった。
Googleが新しいバージョンのAndroidを出した後、それを各メーカーが各端末に最適化させて、書き換えファイルを作成する流れ。だから、メーカーがやる気を出さないと、永遠にアップデートできない訳。
>>56789850
Yeah a lot of people are like that unfortunately.
>>56791183
それはシャープだからだ
新聞読めとは言わないが、今のシャープの状態くらい会社で話題にならないか?
ってニートに言っても仕方ないか
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsAzNgaWSiQ&feature=youtu.be
would you?
>>56791330
バージョン2.2とか言ってるのに、今の話なわけないだろ?
ちょうど亀山工場を作るとか作らないとか言ってた頃だ。
>>56791373
シャープの傾きが突然訪れたもんだと思ってるのか?
元々そういう状態だったから日本の消費者にも呆れられたというだけの話だろ
シャープが日本企業の全てなら、なぜ今の経営難がある?他のまともな日本企業が選ばれたからだ
お前が勝手に「シャープだから」「ソニーだから」と会社の名前で選んで自爆してんじゃん
クソなのは日本の企業じゃなくて日本の古いタイプの消費者だよ、お前がその代表
Xperiaは簡単にヒビ入ると聞いていたが本当だった
Did the Rape of Nanking happen?
>>56791692
じゃあ、なんで当時シャープを含め日本の家電業界の株価は上がってたんだろうね?少なくとも今の経営状態よりも随分と良い状態、むしろ、当時は地デジ終了に伴って液晶が飛ぶように売れていたから、相当余裕があった状態だったと思うよ。
シャープが日本企業の全てとはいっていないけど、日本の家電業界をよく表していると思う。消費者による自国メーカーへの信頼が慢心につながり、それが招いた悲劇だ。
ところで誰も、「シャープだから」とか「ソニーだから」とか言っていないよ。
論理がだいぶ飛躍しているけど、大丈夫?
>>56791874
Are you a holocaust denier? Of course it happened.
>>56792023
Holocaust happened. But Nanking and 9/11 never did.
Soon, it will be time for the nihonjins to wake up and begin their days.
>>56792431
Some elevens have been up already.
>>56792003
エコポイントとかで需要先食いしたしな
今はこれと言った需要なんて無いしね
お前ら朝から熱いな
>>56793030
これはモーニング・グローリーってヤツ
チンコの動きが鈍い
pls invade hk so i can use my suica card there
日本の夜明けぜよ
Why is Yuka so based?
GOAT グラドル
>>56793321
ラジオ体操をサボると出世に響く
包皮ストレッチしなくちゃ
>>56793506
Are you going to Hong Kong next time?
Good morning every one !
>>56794057
Ohayo gozaimasu, nihonjin.
Even if you have a bad day today, it's Friday, so at least there's that.
>>56794057
おはゆ
A girl put her head on my shoulder today. Understandable, she probably wanted to sleep.
The superman movie sucked. Am I a normie now?
I don't know, but what I want to know even more is, is the rubbing legend true?
>>56794057
おはよう!
>>56794126
That picture left me very disappointed
あんきの時間だ!頑張って言ってね!
>>56794126
日本バージョン
>>56794234
Am sorry.
>>56794368
10月は遠い
>>56794378
なかなかいい修正だ
How and why
>>56793725
yes
next month
you open your door
see this
wut do
>>56794662
Please chop his head off.
>>56794816
Ask myself why I wasn't blessed by Japanese women instead.
>>56794816
Immediately grovel on all fours and beg for permission to clean those godly soles with my tongue.
>>56794816
Turn 360 degrees and walk away.
Judging by the look on the one of the left's face, I'm obviously not welcome.
>>56794816
>gook
I report to the bureau of immigration
>>56794860
Your government should make him commit Seppuku for dishonoring Japan.
>>56794662
One of my coworker wants to join ISIS, he knows Arabic.
>>56794816
Heat up the temperature of shower to the max and turn on the shower with full power.
>>56795314
>he hasn't reported his coworker yet
Commit harakiri
>>56794710
If I have a chance to live in Hong Kong I will have my own business there. It seems they only need us to speak English, no need to speak Chinese but I wonder if they change the policy in future...
>>56795404
I will meet him at work today so I'm going to talk about the news probably. I think he will still say he wants to support ISIS, he's a big mouth anyway.
>>56794186
>A girl put her head on my shoulder today. Understandable, she probably wanted to sleep.
You was literally one step away from giving that bitch a good and proper fucking
Am I a normie now?
YES!
http://www.friendsinjapan.com
I made an account of this website yesterday. What do you think of this site? It seems like it's full of gaijin-hunters.
>>56796102
you're gonna lose a kidney
>>56796102
>The. T
The Turk?
The Turtle?
The Twat?
The Turncoat?
Who the fuck are you?
>>56794108
>it's Friday
>Wednesday here
How the fuck
>>56796138
B-but I join there to lose a virgin...
>>56796207
the takahiro
almost
>>56796215
And it's thursday here. But he lives in London where chose the standard time, it's definitely friday without doubt.
>>56796207
>The Turncoat?
I liked it.
>>56796077
but I'm not up when the rooster crows
and my DVR isn't filled with shit-tier shows
plus I would never let a white girl take my virginity. I only friendzone them
Ohio
>>56796406
It's Wednesday in London too though. Also, what part of Japan do you live in?
>>56796572
What?
It's Friday here
Just accept it, Seppo
>>56796626
Am I being memed right now?
>>56796572
>It's Wednesday in London too though.
Lie! I don't believe your bullshit from filthy capitalist!
I live in Tokyo.
Btw, I got a ton of "smiles" from White females in this website
>http://www.friendsinjapan.com
What should I do? Just smile back or mail them for dating?
仕事いきたくねええええ
うえぇぇ
>>56796747
just sing porno graffiti and they'll drop their panties immediately
>>56796747
dick pic might be the right choice.It's a pre-selection process. The ones who still reply to you are easily fuckable
>>56796747
>What should I do?
Post your body
(here)
>>56796765
8時間あとに俺のセリフになる
あの悲しみは割り勘にしよう
>>56797002
いいよ、俺が払っとくからお前は幸せになれ…
>>56796747
Wanna hang out next week? I'll be in Tokyo from the 28th-1st.
>>56796973
Who want to see it?
Jap thread meet up in July?
I will be in Tokyo, Osaka and Hiroshima. Let's have a party
ドイツ人って男女で食事行っても割り勘って本当なの?
男が全部払うのが普通だと思ってるけど
>>56797103
日本人じゃない
and
死角
>>56796824
So did you drop your panty when I was singing a porn graffiti song in karaoke? I didn't notice it!
>>56796765
I know that feel, bro. I kinda love my job because I can talk with a lot of foreign coworkers but it is definitely a black company.
Well, it's time to go. Now I'm going to overwork. See you again!
>>56797087
I'm ok with it. Probably the 29th.
>>56797269
またね
You absolute mad man
>>56797249
>Swedish
How about you?
>>56797186
we'll meet up at the atomic bomb dome
>>56797438
No
I'm not gay
>>56797084
だったら寝坊すればいい、本当だ?
ありがとうございます
>>56797207
まああ難しい、それ
彼奴らはいつも「割り勘にしよう」て言いながら、相手が払うことを欲しい
>>56797523
死角 is gay? I mean he has a cute butt, but I thought he just likes to show off
>>56797513
ok. you bring the condoms
>>56797583
んまぁ30分くらいの遅刻なら許容範囲だろ
イタリア人みたいな働き方したら叱られるぞ、ゆっくり寝ろ!
>>56797754
よかった、もうちょっと投稿できるものだ
>>56797661
Post the pic you saved of his butt
ノホモ
>>56797661
>he has a cute butt
Homo thread?
It's so sudden
>>56797583
あぁ、やっぱ払うほうが良いか
男が払うのは万国共通なんだな
>>56797725
lol I prefer without condom
>>56797884
I can't find it for some strange reason....But it was a nice butt
>>56797888
It's always a homo thread, we just forget it sometimes
>>56797935
そうだね
紳士ぽいなんかだろう
>>56797269
The 29th would work well. What kind of stuff do you like? I don't really frequent these threads much.
>>56797867
なんの仕事してるの?
そっちは給料良いんだろうな
俺なんて2300ユーロくらいだぞ、今の為替で
>>56797995
I'm pretty sure that's not your butt
>>56798067
電子工学の技術者だ
給料はドイツに問題なしけどアメリカの同僚にくらべれば涙が出るそうだw
>>56798071
If it's not 死角, then, who?
>>56798071
:^)
bevisa't
>>56798071
nice butt nevertheless
ずるいよー
ながいし、太いし、かたいし
あーん
>>56798341
すごいな、こっちは定期賞与があるから、その分月給が低いのかも
そもそも日本人は所得そんな高くないけどね
>>56798395
>nice butt nevertheless
thanks (^:
>>56798358
It's in the filename :^)
>>56798362
kan int (^:^)
>>56797513
I'm going to make you nankin lady
should I take japanese or german?
>>56798556
>asking that question in the japanese thread
>>56798556
Japanese, German is a pain in the ass and pretty useless. With Japanese you can at least read manga
>>56798556
this >>56798625
german is only good for making nazi jokes with germans
>>56798625
that is really the only reason id take japanese, but i think that it´s worth it.
>>56798609 i didnt really know whether to make a thread or ask here
>>56798556
japones. No nos gustan los negros. Vete a la mierda con Peru
Yo soy el jefe
>>56798722
There is absolutly no reason to take German. Even from a business standpoint. Everyone here who isn't retarded speaks decent English.
>>56798341
そっちで日本人が働くにはどうすりゃ良いの?
難しい?資格は何個か持ってる
>>56799081
ちゃんと分からないが、ちょっと捜した
大学で合格しったら簡単だろう
年に給料5万ユーロの仕事を見つけたら今まで働くと思う
数学者や工学者にとってもっと簡単だろう
英文の説明はこちら:
http://www.auswaertiges-amt.de/EN/EinreiseUndAufenthalt/LernenUndArbeiten/ArbeiteninD_node.html#doc371012bodyText2
Tell me about Yamagata
Are there any stereotypes for people from there?
Are there any famous places?
>>56798986
>reason
speak to German, Austrian, Swiss………
>>56799609
5万ユーロとか今の倍か…すげぇ…
技術士(Professional Engineer)の機械部門を取得しました。だけど設計はやりませんね。
現場でプラントの検査する仕事なので、少し珍しいかな
重化学工業はそちらが本場なので需要があると良いんだけど…
日本のあらゆる企業をかき集めてもBASFどころかDOWにも及ばない規模なんですよ、日本の化学工業は
5万ユーロはぜんぜん倍じゃなかった
でも十分な額だな
あぁぁ朝は頭が働かない
>>56799667
Yamagata is just one of the most irrelevant countryside. there are not many things we can talk about it. my image of Yamagata is that people love Konjac and... that's it.
山形は福島県に近いから、それなりに放射能汚染の影響受けてる
というか東北全体がそうなんだよね、さすがに青森まで行くと少ないけど
風邪の流れで山形でも一部だけだけど、ちょっと心配なところがある
仙台は震災がれき燃やしたら放射性降下物が震災時の1.5倍に増えて外国人がみんな逃げた
もちろん鈍感な俺でさえも行きたくない
芋煮会しか知らん
山形は蔵王温泉だな、あそこはマジで良いぞ
>>56801054
あき竹城の出身地というイメージが強い
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMrImMedYRo
>>56801262
man, you are in like, everytime when I come in here
do you even sleep?
>>56801836
of course. I love sleeping. In my dreams I can be together with youngju
But every time I have to wake up and send you some pictures so you can be happy too
ふわふわり
お外が晴れていて暖かそうなのに仕事なので出られない
ニートになって翼が広げたい
>>56802530
雨だよ…
>>56802143
ふわふわる
>>56802889
はれです
>>56797995
Butt plug in the back
would you burn 8000 USD just on hookers ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7jKiBQn0FY
えらい時代になったもんやで
>>56803465
>公務員
どう考えても夢じゃない
小4でもう憧れた仕事を諦めたのか?(笑)
Why aren't MMORPGs more popular in Japan? It seems the Koreans play them a lot more.
I've run into a few different Korean groups in Eve Online but only one Japanese group.
>>56803566
Japs prefer mobile games and minecraft.
The video game wonderland that was japan is dead.
大人になると夢なんだよね、公務員
だけど答えた小4は国を背負う官僚を目指してるかもしれんぞ?
>>56803456
I'd burn $500 on a JK
>>56803566
I have heard people who have his computer has been declining in Japan.
>>56803956
whats JK?
かーみーさーまーありがとう〜
>>56804027
High schooler. Although an 8th grader would be better
>>56804123
why so pedo faggot ? I guess you benis is so little that you can not satisfy a fully developed woman
>>56804227
I've been one since I was about 11 sooooo I guess that was true at one point?
>>56803465
ユーチューバーは儲かる人はメチャクチャ儲けてるからな
>>56803566
I just don't like how MMORPGs in general are designed to expect you to play the same game for a good long time and make a profit little by little.
Even though they might keep releasing an update to refresh the game, that doesn't fit my style at all.
>>56803465
はじめしゃちょーが悪い。
俺は何でも良いから、まともに就職したく無い。
how can a woman be so good looking and successful but still be so down to earth?
she cares for every one of her fans ㅠㅠ
>>56804368
I guess you wouldn't play them if you were Korean or something.
>>56804469
The Bloody koreboo Germany dicksucker is detected
>>56804545
racist
>>56804421
じゃあユーチューバーやってラインスタンプ作ってWeb漫画書いて一発当てないとな
アプリの開発でもいいな
>>56804824
it's better than you vomiteater
Does this image scare you?
