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Why don't Europeans celebrate birthdays?


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Why don't Europeans celebrate birthdays?
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It's my birthday today :D
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>one chance at life
>born in europe

Would you celebrate?
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>>56777596
Why do you think we don't?

Do you think we are all Jehovas Witnesses or something?
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>>56777647

happy birthday shitface
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>>56777647
Happy birthday man!
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>>56777596
Because being born is not a fucking skill, it's an accident.
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>>56777596
They celebrate birthdays as frequently as Americans celebrate weight loss.
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Too busy celebrating Easter or Ramadan
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>>56777880
Just like your place of birth

Yet this world is full of nationalist shitheads
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We don't? Hmm I wonder what that thing we celebrated 3 weeks ago was then.
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>>56777880
>implying I didn't battle my way through 300 million competitors to live as a NEET
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>>56777946
Maybe you were celebrating future terrorists acts with your brothers?
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>>56777995
>tfw be NEET
I have no idea to excuse all my competitors.
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why would you celebrate being closer to death?
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>>56778102
>death isn't the biggest event that should be celebrated.
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>>56778165
True. Death is the peak of our life
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>>56777860
>>56777879
Not really my birthday I tricked you :^^^)
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>>56777647
Am I invited to your party?
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>>56778466
Oh man ha ha
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