>90% of medical jargon is self-explanatory
>no need to learn a bunch of new symbols in mathematics
>you can laugh at americans when they name their fraternities things like "ABC" or "XYZ"
>you can tell apart the morons that try to use ancient greek words to sound sophisticated
>you can talk to Cypriots and laugh at their accent
>my threads are sinking with absolutely no (You)s
>my weekly quota is below zero
>in debt of (You)s
Just kill me senpai.
>>56773649
good, it reflects ur cuntry
>best language for shouting memes
>understood by boozetonian harbor booze jews
>>56772440
>>no need to learn a bunch of new symbols in mathematics
But you need to learn an entire other script.
>>you can talk to Cypriots and laugh at their accent
What did the Cypriotic nurse at the beginning of MGS V say?
>>56772440
>official language in more than one country
>all Nordics will understand you
>lots of cognates with English, which makes it easy to learn and understand
The sexual slangs in portuguese always make me laugh for some reason, but I don't think that's a proper 'advantage' per se.
Aside from that I can't think of any real benefit of using pt-br.
Pros:
-It's Finnish.
-It's beautiful.
-It's a secret language.
>>56775282
>It's a secret language
What did he mean by this?
>>56775310
shhhh
>>56775310
Tuotapa et sua koskaa tietee.
>>56775399
sulje huora suuhun te kovaksi penis ryppy
>>56772440
>>56772440
General for Arabic:
>Finnish-tier agglutination system
Specific for Egyptian:
>dominant language in Arabic media
>understood by any other Arab who isn't an uncultured piece of shit
there is no pros
>>56775578
>Arab who isn't an uncultured piece of shit
?
I can enjoy the Finnish memes in their original language instead of some clumsy translation
>>56772440
I wonder, when Greeks look at Hebrew script
do some letters look familiar or something?
like, close enough you'd probably figure what letter is it?
>>56775547
Exactly. You will never understand Finnish.
>>56775578
>Arab who isn't an uncultured piece of shit
What?
>>56772440
Do you guys have a word for money?
>>56775625
>>56775705
they exist outside the peninsula, though the label "arab" may be debatable
pic related, tunisia's first president who led it in the direction of being secular and white
The perks of using Slovenian:
>no need to refer to yourself and your romantic partner as a group of people like in other languages, but as an actual couple (we-two)
>as a man, you can travel throughout Europe and be feared and worshipped by stupid westerners who think you're the hardest thief-in-law from the most dangerous gulag in the whole of Siberia because you speak a Slavic language
>whatever you do, you can always take solace in the fact that your language will always be better and more elaborate than Serbo-Croatian
>>56772440
>favorable to learn Chinese (writing)
>can understand what anime characters say
>can order a meal at a real Japanese food restaurant
>favorable to get sushi girls
>notice how white pigs are stupid
>You can pretend to be a Japanese in Japan if you migrate there
>>56775889
t. wong
>>56773911
>all nordics will understand you
Nope.
>>56775699
Hebrew look particularly weird to me, because in some fonts, mostly handwritten/"curvy", they do look familiar as characters, but if you pay more attention they don't make sense.
However computer fonts don't look very familiar.
Entire Ex-Yu can understand us
That's about it
>>56772440
literally none
>>56775578
>at-tilfaz misriyy
>culture
>>56776103
really?
I can see it myself, looks somewhat similar in some cases
Γ ג
You'll be able to understand Brazilian shitpost.
>>56776153
Shut up Locsin.
When you install Windows Estonian is right under English.
That's all I can think of to be honest.
you know I don't think I've ever heard legitimate greek spoken aloud
it's really strange to think about, I've never heard the language
>learning other languages but the hardest ones are pretty easy to learn
>its better than the original portuguese
>>56776536
you've heard fake greek spoken aloud?
>>56776569
english has shitloads of greek loanwords and pre/suffixes so yeah
>largest community of european native speakers
>can shitpost on /deutsch/
>can watch Hitler speeches without subtitels
>>56776568
>learning are easy to learn
i fucked up
>>56775933
t. Portugal's pet
>>56776536
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FctF9WpbUhU
>>56776641
loanwords are not the same as a language mate
is so you'd be speaking fake french right now
>>56776771
jesus it sounds like an arab desperately trying to speak italian
I'm glad I know now but I wish I'd never heard this
>>56772440
>fuck nordic blondies just by pronunciating "cappuccino" and "spaghetti" how it's meant to
>
>
>
>>56776850
>jesus it sounds like an arab desperately trying to speak italian
If someone asks me to impersonate a drunk German choking on a potato, I am set.
>>56776960
>mfw a Dutch person says "Excuser mij"
>>56772440
>Can understand all Scandis but they cant understand you
>Can speak while eating as there wont be any change anyway
>Can buy KAMELÅSÅ and ZYGGELGULE at your local handyman
>Can communicate with orcs and goblins, and with practice and study, learn to understand finnish, memespeak and other extraterrestrial languages
>>56773911
>official language in more than one country
>all Nordics will understand you
>lots of cognates with English, which makes it easy to learn and understand
Arabic doesn't count for at least two of those. I'll let you figure out which ones I'm talking about.
>>56776869
>fuck nordic blondes
Hardly requires any effort when your standards are that skewed by hair color alone, Alfredo
>>56777048
>Scandinavian languages
>relevant
>>56777023
*Excuseer me/mij
To be fair, most people say pardon or sorry.
>>56777023
Nigga nobody says it like that anymore.
>>56777023
We can speak Norse allegedly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjER3EX948w
>>56777092
>Japanese
>relevant outside of anime
Not like you need to learn it for your classical literature since it's all stolen from China anyways.
>>56777152
Sometimes the Dutch tonal inflection sounds eerily close to Norwegian, so my brain gets confused, because it sounds like you speak Norwegian but I don't understand a word.
>>56772440
Scotsman living in Cyprus. Can confirm Cypriots are laughing at your accent because it sounds effeminate to them.
And it does, when you compare the words.
>>56773841
"akousme" it means can you hear me.
>>56772440
I'd prefer ancient Greek to read the literature.
>>56777187
Anyways, there are Japanese learners and speakers than Danish learners and speakers.
>official language in four countries and three territories
>conservative language that remains close to the language of the Franks
>doesn't sound like an angry mouthfart like German (Pfauptschpfsht)
>objectively a lovely language that is by far the most aesthetic Germanic language save Icelandic.
>>56777255
>akousme
Literally almost the same as Ancient Greek. Αkουεις με.
>>56777196
Same with Norse desu.
At least I think I saw two norse guys recently, could be Swedish too but at a distance they sounded Dutch.
>>56775699
They look totally different to me, but Russian on the other hand, I've never taken a Russian lesson in my life but I can read some of their words because I learned Greek.
>>56776346
heh.I'd say it looks more like a lamda, but it's indeed more like an upside-down gamma.
You sure got me interested in Hebrew though.
>>56777334
>Anyways, there are more Japanese learners and speakers than Danish learners and speakers. *
>>56777342
>At least I think I saw two norse guys recently, could be Swedish too but at a distance they sounded Dutch.
When I was in Amsterdam with my friends on vacation, we were walking down the street talking Norwegian, and a British guy asked me for directions because he thought I was Dutch.
>>56772440
-Most posts in this very thread have already been written in my language, the national origins of its participants notwithstanding.
-the primitive syntax of most relevant programming languages, operating systems etc defaults to my language (if, then, while, for...)
-possibly certain aspects of rhyming, but I doubt that's unique.
>>56777196
>>56777342
Fuck wasn't that basshunter dota anna something guy Swedish or Norse?
>>56777410
>Thinking anyone in Amsterdam is Dutch
kek
>>56777341
In the game, he actually pronounces it like that rather than the modern word. Not sure if that was a mistake or on purpose, but interesting anyway.
>>56777187
>彼は西洋にとって一番むずかしい言語を話せない
なぜ生きるでさえ
>>56777438
>certain aspects of rhyming
wat
>>56777410
And you're probably as tall as Dutch folks.
I'm not sure if we look alike, I believe scandi's look a little different.
>>56772440
>>56772440
>you can talk to Cypriots and laugh at their accent
Oh hey, i can do that as well!
>>56777442
Swede.
>>56777478
Gaijins say "Japanese is easy" though.
>>56776766
As if your country never sucked some portuguese cock before.
>>56777509
I was like 12 when it was realized and man I swear I thought the guy was Dutch but just fucking with some words.
>>56777493
>And you're probably as tall as Dutch folks.
Aren't the Dutch the tallest people on Earth?
I'm just 183 cm.
>>56777493
Dutch people are darker. Almost all dutchies I've seen and met had brown hair. Most nordics have dark blonde hair, thats the norm. Then you have some people with brown, blonde and red hair.
speaking turkish abroad repels other turks
>>56777560
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yK8x-u2pyXE
This is standard East Norwegian. See if you think it's similar to Dutch.
>>56772440
>Pros of using your language
Finns and Estonians don't look down you as much as they do for slavs (thank you based relatives for every scrap of affection you throw our way)
Everybody ignores you outside your country
That's about it. ;_;
>>56777535
Trust me, it's not
they're just trying to be かっこいい
>>56777645
Poor Bulgaria, you seem cool though.
>>56777334
>>56777393
Because your culture is exotic and different, that's why people want to learn to properly understand.
But who the fuck are we kidding, the large majority are turboautists. I honestly feel sorry for you for having to deal with this.
>tfw you can't begin learning since people will associate you with weebs
>tfw you'll never go to japan and enjoy their fresh variety of seafood
>>56777478
fuck off
>Níl sé ag labhraíonn teanga ag fáil bháis.
Cuir lámh i do bhás féin.
>>56772440
>people beg me to speak my native language
>people pay me to speak my native language
>people thank me profusely when i use their language instead of demanding that they use mine
English is a nice language to know.
>>56775719
Chrimata
>>56777575
Would be more or less average in big cities.
>>56777600
I reckon blonde or dark blonde is like 25-30% of the population. Not in big cities though.
>>56777613
Not at all.
>>56777478
>he wasted his time learning a dead langauge
kekaroo
>>56777438
>-the primitive syntax of most relevant programming languages, operating systems etc defaults to my language (if, then, while, for...)
>machine code is in binary
>1 and 0 is represented by arabic numerals
>all programming is easier for arabs
makes as much sense desu
>>56777716
>Eta is pronounced as the English E
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>56777686
You should get your eyes checked out friend, I'm clearly from Tajikistan
>>56777694
>Nguyen
>>56772440
literally none desu
>>56772440
Do I need to explain myself?
Supongo que no.
>>56777829
Is that the tree of Gondor?
>>56775578
>Finnish-tier agglutination system
wut
>geem
>>56777835
>implying
Meme iontach a chara, thar barr
>you are a brown manlet
>incredibly easy to get a job at banking, music/movie production
>exclusive access to secret documents detailing the future plans for the white race
>connects you with some of the most important people in the world, you can get to any other Jew on Earth through two or three phone calls because they are always a friend-of-a-friend-of-a-friend
>>56777373
>I can read some of their words because I learned Greek.
This can't be true, Russian and Greek have absolutely nothing in common aside from half of the alphabet. You're probably recognizing foreign words or just some random ones that look like something.
>>56777280
Pros of speaking Russian:
>picking up girls for nookie
>reading Tolstoy in the original language instead of a poor translation
>flying to the ISS
And that's about all I can think of.
>>56777924
>>56777683
Do your best.
>>56777689
>implying Japanese is nore glamourous
Thanks.
>>56777689
>my interests in Japan are totally not weeb-ish
Yeah, right. Who the fuck do you think you're kidding?
>>56777956
Speaking a foreign language for girls is almost 100% worth it.
Except for african girls.
>>56777854
>reading your country's one notable work of literature ever (wow, tilting at windmills so fucking neato)
>talking to subhuman brown people
Welp...
>it belongs to a slavic languages group- I can understand in some way people from many countries
>I can say Wojciech Szczęsny :D:D
>>56777999
Who the fuck are you??!????????!!!!!??
-memes
-memes
-memes
-même
-memes
>>56778047
I'm the master of times.
>>56778047
Brazil's pet monkey
>>56777338
> objectively a lovely language that is by far the most aesthetic Germanic language
>>56777902
Go raibh maith agat
I must admit,the flag of an Danmhairg confused me
>>56777835
Erin go Bragh!@
Sounds like someone puking midway during a sentence.
>>56772440
>you can easily use Finnish so that it's not google translatable
>
>
>
Nothing more
>>56778145
>you can easily use Finnish so that it's not google translatable
This is true. I don't get why you have 15 cases. Literally pointless.
>>56777928
Maybe I should have been clearer, I recognize some of their words rather than read them. I don't know what they mean but I could pronounce them.
>>56778106
best irish word is probably "im",meaning butter,cause whenever someone misspells "I'm" you can read it as "butter"
>>56778093
That's right.
>>56777924
Like when I read about the time Gene Simmons was at some business meeting and these two hooknoses said to each other in Hebrew "We're going to take this goy to the cleaner." and he replied back in Hebrew "That makes two of us."
/pol/ was right...
>be Italian
>read slowly and with a silky voice some childrens rymes
>foreigners think you're declaiming the finest of the poems
It works for Frenchbros as well, but they sound more romantic
>>56777956
>reading Tolstoy in the original language instead of a poor translation
You need to speak French as well for that, desu
>>56778182
Instead of having many prepositions they have many cases. It's all logical
>>56772440
I remember when I visited Brussels with my family a couple of years ago we were walking through a very touristic street with restaurants. When you passed in front of every restaurant, the guy in the door tried to make you go in, listening to what people were speaking. (for example, if he heard a group of Italians, they tried to say something in broken Italian) When my family walked by them speaking in Catalan, the guy just stared at us quietly, trying to figure out what were we speaking in
>>56778182
Google search "alasti lapsi".
>>56778282
Solzhenitsin, Pushkin, whatever.
>>56778243
Sounds funny to me desu. As funny as Mexicans in American movies.
>>56778288
Faggot.
>>56778182
Actually 16, if you also count the one, which is only used in some dialects.
Finnish is very flexible because of the case system and other things.
>>56778288
Speaking of translations, it's "alaston".
>>56778100
Tá mé ag triail Gaeilge a fhoghlaim.
Is teanga dheacair í.
An bhfuil sé sin ceart?
Anyways, I often post in /eire/ and some anon said if I were to post under a trip I should call myself "An Danmhargach atá Gaeilge aige", but I'm not autistic enough for that shit.
>>56778106
Tiocfaidh ár lá!
>>56778282
>Instead of having many prepositions they have many cases. It's all logical
I never said it wasn't logical. But having so many cases makes a language more advanced to learn.
>>56778182
well, not only the cases but we have lots and lots of other ending things as well, which are usually pretty much irregular. But sometimes they can be pretty handy and you can express a complete sentence in one world, like
>menisinköhän
roughly translates to "I wonder if I should go", that -hän, part is not translatable but it alters the tone of the world a little bit
>>56778344
How do you say that in Vikingspeak? Oh yeah, "nakna barn".
Also the word order in Finnish is irrelevant from what I understand. You can arrange words in a sentence in any order and people will still understand what you're saying.
>>56778435
Kill yourself.
>>56772440
Is Koine Greek at all readable to you?
>>56778432
>menisinkö
is more like a direct question, and that -hän makes it a bit more rhetoric, like that you were wondering it by yourself
Russian:
>Rich, flexible, expressive.
>Amazing for both everyday speaking, writing stuff and teaching.
>Great literature.
>Great folk.
English:
>Biggest job opportunities are now available for you.
>Can communicate with the whole world.
>Great literature.
>Movies.
>Songs.
Ancient Greek and Latin but less:
>Best philosophical pieces.
>Works of the legendary rulers and generals.
>Easier to learn other languages influenced by Latin.
French, Italian:
>Rich, expressive, beautiful.
>Great literature.
>You can move there.
Spanish:
>Literature.
>Future language of USA.
>>56778428
> But having so many cases makes a language more advanced to learn
For a speaker of an indoeuropean language, sure. But if you are a Hungarian native speaker I think learning Finnish wouldn't be that hard.
>>56778496
yeah but it'll usually sound weird
>>56778542
>tfw no Crime and Punishment in original language
>>56778533
I study Ancient Greek, and there's a Greek guy in class, and he says he understand like 50%, but that the grammar is so different that he would need to study it anyway.
>>56776255
Just came back to say that this post is remarkably advanced in terms of /int/ banter
>appropriate reaction face (of a comedic legend even)
>brilliant use of the 2 sentence greentext retort
If only you were privy to MENA memes. I laughed for a minute straight.
>>56773649
Here's a (You) for you
You can pay me back later!
>>56778694
Shut the fuck up mongol diaspora.
>>56778662
thought /MENA/ was just shitflinging and angry nationalists
>inb4 the memes are as advanced as in /lat/
So is it really like thaylt that it will be easy to get a girl in the US if I speak russian?
>>56778261
This desu
>>56778542
Хyйню нaпиcaл,pyccкий бecпoлeзный язык
Olaf's mad now because I probably got him put on a government watchlist for that.
>it's closeness to english makes english easier to learn
>
woo
>pros of using your language thread
>148 posts
>not one single union jack in the whole thread
mind boggling
my language speaks for itself though, keep squabbling between your irrelevant peasant languages
>>56778261
Yeah he used a lot of short catchphrases. In one of his books that I bought, the Greek translator didn't think translating French was necessary.
This is the remnants of the old "I know French thus I'm cultured/better than you" circlejerk.
>>56778756
Mmmmmnah they'll run away screaming because they think you're some terrifying tracksuit Mafia baron rapist.
>>56778756
to be fair, just having blonde dirty hair and an accent is enough for them to spread their legs on the spot
>>56778801
also this
fucking anglo-saxon-jutes
>>56772440
>Easier to learn other Turkic languages(vocabulary and grammar), Mongolian and Tungusic languages(grammar)...
That's all, I think.
>>56778746
Sorry, forgot to clarify, MENA as in the broader culture of the region, not the thread.
>>56778781
t. Pekka
>>56775578
My mom said egyptian arabic is by far the most beautiful dialect, really wish I could hear some
>>56772440
You can easily learn Yiddish, which makes learning Hebrew easier.
Also, it is going to be space language since you have infinite words.
>>56778865
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZIqdrFeFBk
>>56778827
I thought russian accent is considered rude or gross.
>language & dialect are context dependent meaning I can structure sentences however I want and use as words that are vaguely related to the meaning and people will still understand what I say
>Ergo, same applies to all the South American dialects and we can easily understand each other while still using our local mumbo jumbo
>Can read Portuguese with ease and understand French with some effort
>South American dialects have multiple words with the same meaning so I can be creative with how I say thing
>It has proper vocal pronunciation, it's easy to understand
>The Spaniards actively regulate and update how it's written
>>56775839
>>whatever you do, you can always take solace in the fact that your language will always be better and more elaborate than Serbo-Croatian
>>56777048
>Can communicate with orcs and goblins, and with practice and study, learn to understand finnish, memespeak and other extraterrestrial languages
kek
>>56778847
clarify, it seems interesting
>>56778803
>being proud of being a fucking cockney tan
>>56778920
kek, it's fucking mind boggling that these people can distinguish between their dialects
>>56778948
american girls are some of the biggest sluts on earth m8, it requires zero effort unless you go for 10s
>>56772440
My frat is ααφ, for "alpha af"
Biggest pro is that you know speaking in German after learning German.
>>56772440
>most academic papers published in English
>most and arguably highest quality contemporary entertainment produced in English
>widely understood by a large portion of Europe and other first-world countries
The downside is that you don't have a cool native language that only like 6m people speak, but meh.
>>56778243
Don't be silly, italians is a million time more romantic than french.
>>56779068
You do have a mighty fine accent though. Women literally drops their panties in rows before you outside of England. Even if it's the crude cockney kind.
>>56778920
Back in the good ol' days of a more secular Middle East when women could attend school and Islam was kept locked up.
>>56779156
This is true here in Norway too, however they will only fuck you though.
One of the downsides with Scandinavian women is that they will fuck anything, but only marry natives, which essentially means we are picking up the trash.
>>56779006
Deutsch ist aber ziemlich nutzlos außerhalb von Deutschland, Österreich und der Schweiz. Wenn man sich für deutsche Litteratur interessiert, kann es wahrscheinlich nützlich sein aber sonst ist Englisch viel relevanter uezs.
>>56779202
And then Jimmy Carter happened...
Biggest con is that we get cucked by the USA and foreigners speak burger English.
>Euros are conversing with each other saying 'Hey dude what's up maaan?' 'haha cowabunga radical duude' 'oh mah gahd americans are so dumb man haha radical'
Strangely it seems like every country is Americanised, no matter what language they speak or where they are.
>>56779231
Makes me wonder what happens to products of racemixing like me.
>>56779110
oh you, french is actually more beautiful
>>56778542
>future language of America
Go mexico go!
>>56779321
I guess it's just a matter of native language, I personnaly prefer italian.
>>56779295
>Strangely it seems like every country is Americanised, no matter what language they speak or where they are.
If you go to Malta, it's kinda like visiting a weird alternate universe where British English dominated the world instead of American English, plus all their postboxes are red like ours and they eat shit like fry-ups for breakfast.
>>56779321
no you...
Can I such you dick? (no homo)
>>56779301
Who knows. You might be lucky.
>>56779295
Better that than speak British English.
"Why, that was a right bloody good game o' football the other night, aiy love."
"Cheers, you ol' smibbly dibbly Scouse, you."
>>56779427
only if you allow me to grab your butt
(no homo)
>>56779467
Awful, please don't do that again.
>>56772440
>Serbian
>The whole world understands you
>Muslims bleed from their anuses when they hear it
>Bog je Srbin
>>56779467
I think American English sounds awful and unclear. I might be obsessed with RP though.
>>56779295
>tfw when writing my work/school papers I write in british english
>tfw when I talk, I talk british english with a slightly exaggerated fine gentleman's english accent (idk what you call it)
>any other time I use english, it's a crude mix of the two
As long as the message gets across.
>>56779436
Well, I'm turkish on my dad's side and danish on my mum's side, but I look like a south european with blue eyes and white skin
>inb4 t*rk
>>56778679
>>56779583
>fine gentleman's english accent
Received pronunciation.
Good lad though, keep at it.
Not quite sure why you would want to sound like an American. I like yanks but their accents (all four of them) are not particularly pleasant.
>>56777956
>picking up girls for nookie
They are mercantile sluts anyway.
>reading Tolstoy in the original language instead of a poor translation
It's a bore.
>flying to the ISS
Where?
>>56779511
KOSOVO JE
>>56775656
haha benis :DDDDDD
>turkish
Can easily understand azerbaijani language
Makes it pretty easier to learn other turkic languages
Pretty good for sense of humor
No need to follow grammer orders, (officially: subject+object+verb but it can be combined in every order, evenmore, you can point subject within verb)
You can get russian and arab girls
>>56779653
I don't.
That's how I speak, but I realized (kek) that I write in simplified English.
>>56779583
>uironisk etterligne RP-aksenten
det er som om du vil hǿres ut som en homse som har sugd litt for mye pikk.
>>56779722
It's not surprising really because they have a ridiculous media and online presence.
Just a bit sad that it ruins cultures. France has or had a law protecting their cultures and cuisine etc and now they have McDonalds everywhere.
>>56779583
>faking rp
stop that
>>56779583
>I'm turkish...
>>56779741
>'Hey dude I'm totally Norwegian how can you think I'm American man?'
>>56779833
arr rook the same
Best Anglo language
>>56779906
Literally just German with extra vowels.
>>56779503
Maybe you could slip a finger inside as well (just for fun of course, I am not attracted by males)
>>56779505
Can I help it if you sound like that? :^)
>>56779996
Need translations for the following:
Pneuma
Kyrie Eleison
Suffragium
Magnificat
>>56772440
>90% of medical jargon is self-explanatory
>same goes to all sciences, mathematics, economics
>speedier reading, smaller block of text
>Muh Great Hanzi in JapKorViet
unlike lazy phonetic languages, who just slap in some foregin voice mimick (english is notorious in this).
Chinks (and also for the most part,Japs) had more motivation to really translate meanings rather than slap in some random foreign sounds.
a revamp for all conceptual terminologies, where it actually means something rather than being foreign sounds
>>56777106
i've been thinking about learning dutch properly. started with a bit of duolingo and linked it so far. is it a nice language do you think? super complicated or not really? and knacks to getting the hang of it you think?
>>56779968
let's not go over that now
>>56780050
Pneumonia
Kylie Minogue
Suffering
Magnificent
>>56772440
>Used in a lot of countries in America
>Makes the learning of other languages that come from Latin easier, including latin (and portuguese, catalan and italian directly are VERY understandable)
>It's beautiful, even for qt nordic girls like italian
>>56779741
>>56779791
>antyder
Jeg skal nu ikke lyde som Villy Sovndal, vel?
Det er vane efter at jeg blev tæsket igennem det i gymnasiet. Men så hårdt prover jeg alligevel ikke at efterligne det.
>>56779810
Luckily, he left when I was still young so I don't have any influence except my annoyingly large amount of body hair.
>Can speak with millions of people across the Americas and spain
>Lots of different accents and dynamic words that give you lots of freedom to express yourself
>Can communicate with half of the USA easily
>Have no problem pronunciating languages like Japanese and Russian
>Can read and understand a good chunk of other latin derived languages like portuguese, french, italian
I think spanish is a pretty good language to have as a native, i don't think i'd have as much pros if i was born in an anglo speaking country
>>56780144
Du skal lyde præcist ligesom Villy Sovndal, og du skal være glad for det.
>>56775578
>agglutination system
Arabic isn't agglutinative whatsoever.
>>56779946
German looks and sounds like the little handicapped brother of Dutch
>>56780144
>intet o
> kun Jylland tilbage
>>56780184
>Can communicate with half of the USA easily
White Americans on suicide watch.
>>56778803
the entire thread has been conducted in our language. we don't need to prove shit lad
>>56780222
Literally everyone who isn't dutch-speaking disagrees with you.
>>56780259
NO
>>56780248
>ǿ
I got you fampai
>>56780294
Enjoy your fun until the authorities knock on your door for having Google searched that stuff earlier in the thread.
>>56780144
>body hair
>yfw you have no body hair when a half turk has it
TURK'D
Im 22 by the way
>>56780354
>Being this asspained
Enjoy your tacos and gang warfare Johnny.
>>56780300
>Facts that are untrue
Dutch is way more elegant than German.
Because the richest nation in the world shares our language every major international summit, sports event, music event, or anything is always held in English.
That's the reason everyone in this thread decided to learn English as opposed to another language.
You are all our slaves.
>>56780299
Then get out ;)
>>56780330
Tak. Frygtede at jeg var reduceret til oe som en styks vandtæt svinehud
>>56780222
>German looks and sounds like the little handicapped brother of Dutch
I'd argue that it's the opposite. Dutch looks dumbed down because of the lack of cases.
>retarded foreign women are easy to get
>easy to get a student job at any restaurant
>best culture and literary history
>can and will talk down english whenever possible
>language and culture is admired throughout the world
>>56780502
> en styks
>>56780222
Dutch is the handicapped brother of german though.
>>56780468
>Talks about China
>"This is why everyone learns English"
Maybe learn English yourself first, Paki
>>56780532
>the lack of cases
But we do.
Granted they are mostly used in overly formal contexts, but we do still have them.
>>56780401
I got blue eyes and white skin though and my hair is dirty blonde to light brown.
Somewhere down the line I suspect that my genetic heritage doesn't really originate from Turkey
>tfw people only ever suspect you to be European or Slavic because of this
>>56780561
>any restaurant
good luck getting a job at a Danish restaurant kek
>>56779245
Well English wins every comparison by default.
It's not about English or xyz but English AND xyz.
Anons have already mentioned why its a pretty cool language, however, a lot of people automatically think we are mexican when they hear us talk, so there's that.
>>56780589
>>56772440
One of the many pros of speaking danish is that only a select few will know when you botched something.
>>56780643
>danish restaurant
what did he mean by this?
German is pretty neat for speaking with German and Austrian people.
Plus lots of historic original documents, think Marx, Freud etc etc
>>56780760
How will you deal with people ordering KAMELÅSÅ, ZYGGELGULE or 1000 liters of Mælk?
>>56780817
I will wake up from my dream and remember that danish restaurants don't exist
>>56772440
>you can laugh at americans when they name their fraternities things like "ABC" or "XYZ"
why do they do this?
>americans
>>56780614
>China
>Richest nation in the world
haram
I can understand /lat/ memes
>>56780429
Let's see.
http://strawpoll.me/7163292
People, vote. Which language looks and sounds better, German or Dutch?
>>56780867
>danish restaurants don't exist
Just like a white Paris?
>>56780985
TOCA ACA DE PIRATA JAJAJAJA
>>56780605
>>56780995
>Implying
(Top is Dutch, bottom is German)
Onze Vader die in de hemel zijt,
Vater unser im Himmel
Uw naam worde geheiligd.
Geheiligt werde dein Name.
Uw koninkrijk kome.
Dein Reich komme.
Uw wil geschiede, op aarde zoals in de hemel.
Dein Wille geschehe, wie im Himmel, so auf Erden.
Geef ons heden ons dagelijks brood.
Unser tägliches Brot gib uns heute.
En vergeef ons onze schulden
Und vergib uns unsere Schuld,
Gelijk ook wij aan anderen vergeven.
wie auch wir vergeben unsern Schuldigern.
En leid ons niet in verzoeking,
Und führe uns nicht in Versuchung,
maar verlos ons van de boze.
sondern erlöse uns von dem Bösen.
Want van U is het koninkrijk
Denn dein ist das Reich
en de kracht en de heerlijkheid
und die Kraft und die Herrlichkeit
in eeuwigheid. Amen.
in Ewigkeit. Amen.
>>56780817
>KAMELÅSÅ
>Restaurant
Pick one. 1000 liters of mælk does happen though.
>>56781008
>>56780985
truly, an enigma greater than any other
Makes gringos butthurt
>>56780999
mean
don't forget, you're next :^)
>Be humans
>Finally achieve some sort of telecommunications singularity, where almost everyone on the planet can easily contact and communicate with each other
>What kind of Lingua Franca you want, bruv?
>Just Frisian-spoken-by-a-Schizophrenic-who's-been-kept-in-a-French-sex-dungeon my shit up
>>56781147
CONSTRUIR MURO
>>56781064
Norwegian: Evighet
German: Ewigkeit
...Dutch: Eeuwigheid
