Hello where is the burger:DDDDDDDDDDD
Edition
having a treat
i am enjoying this new thread
karen
Grime music is the soundtrack for modern Britain.
strong and peaceful, wise, and brave
I'm in the mood for shitpostin', romitpostin'
Ooh I'm given' it all tonight
Feel like grabbing a burger t b h
Cara is an ugly slag
Crayon pop are shit
The EU is great
>>56756009
haha thanks for joining us in The New Thread
seen too much it's so hard for me to let new people in
itinerary for the night:
dinner
shitpost with lads
weed
shitpost with lads + music
watch american dad and have dessert
phase 1 of the night is already complete
time to activate phase 2...
>>56756034
*rips hair out*
AAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGGGG I WILL STRANGLE YOU THROUGHT THE SCREEN
*does so*
the wifes sons bf just told me off for not accepting allah lads
I truly love anime
*spins really fast with my arms out and takes off like a helicopter*
*loses control and crashes into /brit/*
What we all doing here then eh lads hahaha
going to message hannah on tinder
what's a word that rhymes so I can go "hannah you ___"?
>>56756034
>Cara is an ugly slag
yep
>Crayon pop are shit
mhm
>The EU is great
Rasheed
>>56756021
rasheed
>the new thread
it seems like we don't usually say this
>the new edition
>the new hive of posting activities
no it must be right but it doesn't feel like it
>>56755953
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAH
feeling sad
>>56756071
banana
>>56756052
shitpostin', I'm in the mood, babe
So let the music play
Ooh I'm shitpostin', I'm in the groove, babe
So get on up and let your body sway
yall heard about the good news?
Measured my penis today and it's only 11 cm long desu lads
can't stop thinking about it
>>56756071
hottie
>>56756071
spanner
then she'll think you have a british or australian accent and want to fuck you instantly
>>56756052
>american dad
>>56756034
You are this thread's official designated madman
>>56756084
Pls don't spam germ money
>>56756071
anime
Kent? More like kent find the new thread ha ha
>>56756127
>Germ money
HOLY SHIT HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAH
>>56756131
Fuck off leftist cunt
You guys are nervous wrecks
>>56756131
maybe if this mong didn't post one single link to it
having a go
>>56756052
>american dad
>>56756071
hannah wananna see my banana?
>>56756110
we could be twins lol
>>56756071
avana
>Fuck off leftist cunt
making an arrangement
>tfw I make 50%+ of all /brit/ threads
>>56756167
ha ha
>>56756161
ha ha
>>56756071
wanna
>>56756200
Neet. Oops... meant neat t b h
squeegee your third fuckin eye
>>56756173
>Winnie the Pooh
>Seinfeld
>>56756143
heh
sick of these fucking yanks who keep beating me to making the new threads
i want patriotic /brit/s not stupid memes
>>56756243
but it stings
egg
>>56756248
rorke
>>56756254
can I offer you an egg in these trying times?
>yanks unironically found seinfeld funny
these threads need more american posters
it is an international board after all
Haven't showered in weeks lads. Smell bad.
>sick of these fucking yanks who keep beating me to making the new threads
>i want patriotic /brit/s not stupid memes
egg...
>>56756288
*dons hazmat suit*
*hoses you down with a pressure washer*
>>56756283
>tfw listen to the guardian football weekly podcast a lot
>some of the lads on there reference seinfeld episodes all the time
you guys liked it too....
>>56756283
correct. arguably the best sitcom of all time
>>56756297
Who?
>>56756254
>>56756297
animegg
wish i got some tinder matches lads lmao
Business idea: Kissing. On the lips. With tongues ...
>>56756331
oooooooh mama
>>56756288
>tfw eat a lot of onions
>tfw my arm pits get a bit stinky and they smell like onions
its krazy
you are what you eat i guess haha..
having a bath
No income tax, no VAT, no money back, no guarantee
>>56756331
lewd
>>56756283
excellent show
>>56756326
If you want to feel popular spoof your location to bangkok, leave it there for a day or two and you'll get loads (assuming you're white)
>>56756348
>tfw i'm a massive dick
>>56756283
>being so anti-semetic you can't enjoy a single chuckle from the comedic genius of the hebrew race
>>56756331
g-gulp
heart skipped a beat just reading this
>>56756348
>tfw start taking fish oil
>tfw armpits sweat it out and I reek of fish
>>56756331
>Business idea: Kissing. On the lips
*reaches for money*
>With tongues
*stops reaching and doesn't invest*
might argue with my anti-white tutor today haha
>>56756400
You can't, it's actually impossible.
une vela
which delevigne would you fuck?
>your county
>d-do you want touch my w-winky?
>yanks unironically found Friends funny
watching only fools and horses
better than seinfeld if I'm honest
absolutely fucking shit tier chat room thread so far. someone talk about something interesting.
>>56756400
>racist with a tutor
i know this is bait, but lmao
Mum just called me a wasteman
>>56756419
Inbredfork
Very much so, yes
>>56756388
at least all the lads will think you smell like a girl with a fishy vagina
youll get a lot of street cred for that
>>56756430
only fools and horses is complete dogshit
>>56756439
university tutor you dumb yank
*liberates slaves from their confederate masters*
>>56756297
Had 2 for breakfast. Well tasty.
>>56756430
He was vertical, and then he was horizontal
>>56756416
me on the right
sick of the jews
Just called my son a wasteman
>>56756366
that's like saying if you want to feel smart, go hang out with mentally retarded people
Meh
>>56756455
a tutor nonetheless
>>56756451
edgy
>>56756446
thank you
w-what would you do to him
>>56756416
like characters from a gothic horror
>>56756473
>>56756484
>>56756492
Fuck off leftist
>>56756473
>implying you Anglos are less s(limey)*
>>56756451
BOYCIE YOU WANKER
>>56756438
*swirls his wine around in his glass*
lets have a fireside chat about philosophy....
how should one live their life?... its a question that has plagued me to no end... an interesting topic if there ever was one
*sips his wine*
>>56756487
yes literally everyone that attends uni has them
>>56756430
It's a good show, but it is overrated. There's been so many hilarious British shows that are objectively much funnier. Only fools and horses is an icon, though, because it ran for so long, and it was very funny and fresh at the time.
>>56756495
What would you like me to do?
orange caramel>crayoon poop
*kink shames you*
>>56756366
there is no feeling, only being
>>56756245
delet this
>>56756438
Made a post about Leprosy in the last thread and nobody gave a shit
>>56756537
Nothing more natural than the muscly vagina of a pony mare, you shitlord.
Winnie the Jew
>>56756513
find something you enjoy doing and try to make money out of it.
Your parents ever beat you?
>>56756531
put him in your mouth and treat him like a ice lolly
how tall is /brit/?
I'm 195cm
Baa baa BLACK sheep
*acts like a degenerate waste*
dont shame me or ill have my fellow degenerates shout you down
had a conversation with the cat
>>56756562
Sounds like fun x
don't understand how people make friends desu
wife's son retweeted anita sarkeesian, should I ask her if I can ground him?
>>56756564
199cm
You're a manlet tbf
>>56756547
Wasn't in the last thread, lad, but leprosy isn't a really enthralling topic imo ngl tbqh
how did people entertain themselves before the internet and the age of the screen (starting with television)?
state department just warned us to stay away from Europe LOL
>>56756580
what happened
>>56756538
My state of being involves a fair amount of various feelings lad...
will whitey hire me even though i'm gonna make racist jokes about his culture and muh dick his girl all day
>>56756559
nah but i got molested quite a few times
>>56756599
doing wanks
>>56756599
>>56756599
Books and other hobbies, like crafting.
>>56756564
201cm
>>56756564
>>56756595
180 cm :D
>>56756564
177 cm
>>56756607
decalcify your third eye, subhuman
should I buy a Wii U lads?
>>56756547
I formulated one but then a yank posted and I had to say FOY to him and then I forgot what I was going to say.
Something about how, without a sense of feeling or pain, you begin to take increasing risks and endanger damaging your body. The same principle applies when people talk about immortality/invulnerability; you will eventually end up inescapably trapped somewhere.
>>56756606
licked his bollocks for him
>>56756595
tbf I'm 196cm I just like round numbers
>>56756612
did you rly? probs not i guess
>>56756597
people lose the feeling of pain, that's pretty interesting imo, like a super power but incredibly detrimental to your health instead of being cool
>>56756653
quite an act that
>>56756647
>Decalcify your third eye
Decalcify your own pineal gland and then get back to us.
>>56756564
168cm
TRY TO LOVE A MAN LIKE ME, WE'RE SURE TO BREAK YOUR HEART
IF YOU WANT TO PLAY WITH FIRE, YOU'RE SURE GOING TO GET HOT
So so they just fucking make these prices up so it seems like you're getting loads off?
Nobody would pay £90 for those shorts or £300 for the coat
Wish i was loved
>>56756580
How is Tiddles these days?
>>56756678
>>56756643
>>56756678
what's it like being a manlet
>>56756684
what's your political affiliation?
Going to start usign the word 'ent' rather than 'aint'
i'll let you know how I get on, 'aint' sounds too yanky.
>>56756599
newspapers, books, arts/crafts, spending time with other people, village festivals, going down by the river and raping and murdering the mayors daughter, going for a night out with the lads and burning things, etc.
Think I'll have to sit on a pillow or something when driving a car because I'm so short
Sat in my dads car and I could barely see over the steering wheel
>>56756564
Just barely 5'11"
I felt really short today. I swear kids these days are getting really fucking tall. 15 year olds who are easily 6' and over, sheesh, I might have to buy some insoles just to tower over these brats.
>>56756683
mandm do that too but the clothes are still good for the price yourr paying
>>56756716
*hent
>>56756647
Done my fair share of that desu
>>56756564
175cm, time to kill myself
>>56756697
loving that longer lifespan
>>56756710
I don't really have one
>>56756661
nah not rly 2bh
total virgin here
>>56756697
not as bad as 4chan wants you to believe
>>56756743
what's the point in living a long life if you're a manlet
>>56756564
5'7 or so
>>56756759
what's the point of caring about your height?
WHY IT'S STILL HAPPENING?! IT'S NOT LIKE WE'RE FLOODED WITH STONE AGE SHITSKINS
>Chinese are apparently smart
>loads come to shit UK unis
>try to cheat on tests
>copy and paste shit from Wikipedia for group projects and when they write their own stuff it's absolute shite
>>56756650
I was really contemplating buying one last week, there's loads of good games on it now. But I read today that Nintendo are stopping production of the consoles, and games, in preperation for the NX. I reckon wii u and the games will go down in price massively when that happens. Also, NX is coming, and they will blatantly release all the good wii u games for it on the digital store. So I think I'll wait.
It has way more games worth playing than Xbox and PS4 tbqh
>>56756547
who is this labia liberator
>>56756721
are you for real? not even talking about your height
>>56756789
Chinks are fucking subhuman, there were loads of them at my local private school, too stupid to get into the grammar schools
>>56756786
Wish I was a kid again chalking pavement and shite
>>56756785
Compensate for a small weewee
It's a shame you ain't got no insurance
coz you damn sure gon' be leavin in a wheelchair!
the rings all ring out
burn out cave in
blackened to dark out
im mixed now fleshed out
theres light with no heat
we cooled out its cool out
life is precious
we found out
we found out
we found out
>>56756789
b-but they don't speak english you bloody racist
>>56756786
>that star of david
>>56756812
Yes
wish to feel love
Please
If his height starts with five
He shouldn't be alive
If their height starts with six
I might suck both of their dicks
>>56756756
do you wish you were molested?
>>56756859
What is love?
>>56756858
how tall are you? this may amaze you to learn that car seats are adjustable to enable even tiny people to drive
>>56756832
well we yanks are known for our BAC
>>56756853
/pol/
>>56756859
youve got a long road ahead of you anon
>>56756785
>>56756832
hahaha look at these manlets get upset
need a fat gf lads
a forgiving girl who is so because she is fat
>>56756652
I remember reading about how there were cases of rats that would nibble people's toes during the night, and because they couldn't feel it they'd wake up in the morning with no skin on their feet.
>>56756789
>>56756827
related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMQwFuCWM-A
literally runts
>>56756876
5'7
I was not aware of this
>>56756866
yeah
only by a cute girl though
>>56756891
hahaha look at this guy not answer my question
>that song about yeezy getting cucked
>"no-one replied to me"
>replies
>nothing in return
baka, lads, baka
common courtesy
how difficult is it? just to acknowledge my existence. It's not like i'm bitter you know, it's not like I needed it for validation. I'm not
insecure or anything ah ha ha hah ha
anyway, how's your sex life?
(This post can be ignored as he has just replied)
doing a poo
>5
>'
>7
>"
>>56756904
yeah depending on how fancy your car is it's either an electric switch which lets you roll the seat up/forward or two handles for up/forward
Yanks, aussies, check this image out hahaha xx
>>56756880
Help me realise my potential please?
>>56756919
because tall people get further in life. they're natural leaders
>short as fuck
>have a small weewee
dont care desu. a man's value is not the hand he was dealt, but what he chooses to do with it.
a cripple with a 10/10 banging gf would be more impressive than a 10/10 man with a banging gf
Now what lads?
>>56756930
That's a squirrel tho
>>56756902
FUCKING CHINESE TOURISTS REEEE
I swear they all coordinate their watches for rush hour and then decide to fill up public transport. You're on holiday, you can take the train any time, just fuck off.
mum just called me Rorke
Spring is here at last. Thank you time.
ask a 5'9 manlet literally anything
now that youve found it
its gone
now that you feel it
you don't
>>56756922
acknowledging this post
>>56756958
i want to die even more now thanks for the push
>>56756958
thanks, you just calcified my third eye for good
>>56756958
wtf thailad
>>56756973
Actual spacker
When are Arizona's results coming through
I want to sleep hurry up REEEEEEEE
>>56756958
nong chai! >__<
>>56756973
nailed it lad
>>56756964
what about Putin? He's tiny!
there are quite a lot of yanks in here now to be absolutely honest, and I am not really a big fan.
How can I have never had a gf?
How is it even possible
>>56756962
listen to the advice that you give yourself young one
we give ourselves the best advice
>>56757020
nice cherry picking
so depressed
Not that depressed though
Fucking yanks
>>56756897
Pretty grim. My grandad lost the feeling in his leg after some hip operation, and he scalded himself a few times and didn't notice for a while.
http://www.mandmdirect.ie/01/details/PL1027/883-Police-Mens-Otif-Chinos-2009-Stone
r8 my cop lads
>>56757004
is thailad >>56756977
>>56756997
>>56756999
haha what am i like xxx
>>56757017
morning!
>>56757033
Post face and wardrobe
We give you reasons why you're ugly
hurry up arizona
>>56757038
Napoleon
Stalin
Churchill
>>56757038
Not an argument
>>56756973
>good, how are you
>good thanks and you?
>good and you?
>good thanks
hahahahahahahaha holy FUCK
>>56757033
i get the feeling its pretty common in modern society but just isn't talked about much
we're probably the most anti-social generation ever despite being in a world where there is on-demand social contact for the first time
>>56757061
Good morning nong chai.
sabai dee mai?
>>56757070
and? I can name many more tall leaders. just because there are a few short ones in history doesn't invalidate my statement.
>>56756994
baka~
me and the gf
Ngl I'm Rorke as fuck but my first reaction when I hear about these terror attacks is one of joy. We need more chaos, more violence. It needs to reach levels so severe the cucks and SJWs start to lose public support and we can finally get out country back.
>>56756902
Revolting vermin.
>>56757070
Statistical outliers
http://www.theatlantic.com/business/archive/2015/05/the-financial-perks-of-being-tall/393518/
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/science/science-news/5887567/Tall-men-earn-more-than-shorter-colleagues-research-claims..html
>>56757096
I does though. It's not hard at all to find short leaders. There is no correlation
>>56757100
what the fuck
>>56757049
Makes you appreciate pain in a way. Pain is just our body looking out for us desu.
>>56757100
wow thats incredibly autistic
why can't she just walk to the car?
>>56756902
>these are the future leaders of the world
naughty cunts in here
thailad do you have the area around your arsehole?
>>56757140
can't give the papparazo anything
