Was shagging this bird earlier and her dad came back, had to quickly climb out the window and then over the back garden fence
I then had to walk through town stark bollock naked, ended up getting snapped and found pic related on twitter.
So how was your day /int/?
small benin :DDD
>>56755709
Poor little guy lad.
But at least he has no shame at all.
HELLO WHERE IS THE BURGER:DDDDDDDDD
retard poop
>>56755709
And the bbc?
dubs and i do a sausage bacon and bean baguette
even smaller than mine
>>56755811
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAH
this is a webm of a brazilian cop living through real life GTA
>>56755845
>tfw have two licenses for the BBC
love a good chocolate treat when I'm watching eastenders :')
>>56755883
And that really is saying something isn't it lad
IT WAS COLD JERRY AND I JUST GOT OUT OF THE WATER.
I had to the same before I became married to my wife. Her parents were Asian and I literally jumped out through her window and landed down her backyard naked as all fuck, this is the Canadian winter btw. Thankfully I had a Italian friend living nearby who understood the situation and let me in and borrow some clothes.
>>56756000
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAH
>>56755891
What the fuck Brazil?
>>56756002
Why didn't she drop your clothes out the window?
>>56756087
Being a cop in Brazil is literally a situation of kill or be killed.
>>56756087
whats wrong with criminal scum getting killed?
>>56756087
He doesn't know what weapons they could have on them, no point in risking his life.
>>56756137
>>56756158
>>56756187
I wasn't commenting on the brutality of the cop. Just how absurd it seems.
>>56756002
Did you borrow underwear too or did you go commando?
>>56756108
We were too scared and she had to wear her clothes and hide lube and condoms and everything. She told me. I could come get the stuff tmrw but I had to leave fuckin ASAP. Felt such an adrenaline rush though.
>>56756087
what fuck about a live murder?
come on! This is sensationalism program, they like this kind of shit because of views.
Brazil has a serious disastrous security system, and it ended in both sides in kill or get killed, Lava Jato is just a special event tho
>>56756302
>>56756281
I had to literally fucking go commando, we spent fucking like 5 seconds trying to. Find NY underwear until we heard the door open and I'm a big guy and cant really fit in her closet so I decided to fucking book it. My friends grandparents were home and they fuckin laughed their ass off when they heard this shit and saw me buck naked lol.
>>56755709
It's a good experience for him to get once in his entire life.
>>56756398
That this a normal Wednesday afternoon for Somalis
