Fucking not again, edition
I hesitated to make a thread, thought it might be inappropriate today. But whatever, the world doesn't stop every time a bomb explodes in Turkey or Nigeria.
Talk, sing/play an instrument, meme, banter, practise languages, rate and be rated, &tc. Here to start you off with some English if you want to try:
"A lot of midgets tend to kill themselves. A disproportionate amount, actually. Hervé Villechaize off of Fantasy Island. I think somebody from the Time Bandits did. I suppose they must get really sad about like... being really little and that... people looking at them, laughing at them, calling them names. You know, "short arse". There's another famous midget. I miss him but I can't remember. It's not the R2D2 man; no, he's still going. I hope your midget doesn't kill himself. Your dream sequence will be fucked."
/r/ing a Brit to pronounce the words "can't" and "cunt." I was talking to a Belorussian the other day and he mentioned that these two words sounded almost identical to him in a British accent, so now I'm wondering how close it actually does sound.
I'll bump this.
eesti <3
>>56718384
>Fucking not again, edition
Is the "not again" part about Paris, or "oh no not a vocaroo thread again"
>>56720431
>Paris
Yes.
Not on my watch.
You like Jim Croce?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0sztDDMQPob
usually I come here on vocaroo thread to sing or play an instrument but i just cant...
>>56724965
what i mean was i cant do today
>>56718384
AM I WHITE YET OP
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gBErSKpYkb
>>56725104
Yeah man, no worries. I wasn't sure whether or not to make a Voc thread today. Wish you the best.
>>56724884
Thumbs up.
>>56725335
Poland will never be white.
>>56725441
rude
i am from SEA
indonesia is the poland equivalent here
>>56725441
>Poland will never be white.
>tfw i was LITERALLY seconds away from posting exactly that
I love you Babs.
Also I'm really fucking sick, again. I think I'm allergic to beans.
rate my take on belgian french
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Ay4wb9Iiwj
>>56718384
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0FRbGjzZepS
>>56725482
oh right, my bad. I just assumed the Ottomans had finally broke through into Poland.
>>56725548
topkek
>I think I'm allergic to beans
How do you feel about lentils?
>>56725717
I didn't expect anything else.
>>56725934
>lentils
Love them. But the last two times I ate green beans I had to violently throw up and the last two times I violently threw up I had green beans before.
It could just be a coincidence of course but I think I'm done with beans.
>>56726057
It's kind of abit late in life to notice that you're allergic to beans, don't you think?
also babs is a fucking lightweight can't play a hand can't have a drink can't sing low enough
this thread is a fucking gay circle jerk
lmao faggs
>>56726236
>says the ameriboo
>>56726160
>can't sing low enough
fuk u pooland 1v1 me rite now cheeky cunt ill wrek u (i actually could go for a mid-week poker session if anyone else is interested)
>>56726236
>this thread is a fucking gay circle jerk
>sums up these threads pretty nicely actually
shhh, no one's supposed to know that.
>>56726344
it's holy week this week you jewish fuck
>>56726336
fuck off ugly
>>56726146
Allergies can develop as you age.
I don't really think I'm allergic, but it is kind of weird to me.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0sazFLMfi01
>>56726236
You're jealous no one wants to suck you off. Faggot.
>>56726455
>tisu tretu isu karupaji ant ai heito or op iu
what did he mean by that
>>56726491
french girls love tiny asian cock
i fuck french girls for days you fucking baguette
>>56726394
>2016
>he still thinks a fucking vanilla wafer is holy
Stay cucked, my friend.
>>56726632
talk shit get hit
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xLJ8IdanbA
>>56726562
That's sadly very true.
t. every French girl on InterPals
>>56718384
how does it feel to be drunk in the middle of the afternoon?
pretty much like this:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s04sHG5hn5VU
I want Britons to say "Donald Trump"
>>56727416
10/10
>>56725548
>>56725934
Are you babs? The 22 yo guy? Yesterday you were english supremacy.
>>56727416
Fantastic.
>>56727780
I am babs to be honest.
>>56724965
>>56725104
Stay strong, friend!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rD81bP99PQ
I think this music is fitting!
---------------------------------------------------
What a relief it would be to end this all,
How easy to fly the white flag and give up,
But would I run today just to die another day,
Give up now and every fight has been in vain
--------------------------------------------------------
>>56727850
geez.. you people are confusing me.
>>56727780
We are all Babs
>>56727780
>>56727850
>>56727962
Babs be with you.
>>56728837
I know. He's there on the poker. He's teaching me how to play. I'm just pressing all the buttons.
I'm dropping spaghetti everywhere
R8 my German? It's been a while.
Taken from an article summary on der Spiegel
>GESCHICHTE Ende des 19. Jahrhunderts begann, angetrieben von Kaufleuten, der deutsche Kolonialismus in Kamerun und „Deutsch-Südwest“. Er kostete Hunderttausende Afrikaner das Leben. Die Aufarbeitung dieses Völkermordes durch Historiker ist lange vernachlässigt worden.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0R2nThi8QQZ
>>56727416
Beautiful
>>56729624
Very good! 8/10
>>56729819
>rare flag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMWUF3LYd88
>>56729852
Really? Awesome, good to know I haven't lost that much. What needs improving?
Lemme try another one.
>Der Wahlerfolg der AfD hat die Republik erschüttert, er ist das Resultat einer großen Entfremdung. Ein wachsender Teil des Volkes hat für die Eliten des Landes nur noch Verachtung übrig. Der Zorn richtet sich vor allem gegen Kanzlerin Angela Merkel.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s13CpCzBgG4S
>>56729885
Lol
>>56730315
It's mostly just the accent, you sound like a frenchfag though, you don't have the terrible American accent at all.
One mistake you did make in this one was the pronunciation of "Volkes". It's pronounced as F.
>>56718384
http://vocaroo.com/i/s00OACl7QmH3
>>56729624
Alright I'll read this shit as well to keep Hermann busy.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1WyAKJcj3nf
>>56730448
>It's mostly just the accent, you sound like a frenchfag though, you don't have the terrible American accent at all.
That's even worse lel. How do I not sound French?
>One mistake you did make in this one was the pronunciation of "Volkes". It's pronounced as F.
Thanks
Here's another if you care to listen
>SYRIEN Eine multiethnische Kampftruppe unter kurdischer Führung drängt den „Islamischen Staat“ seit Monaten erfolgreich zurück und nähert sich dessen Hauptstadt Rakka – unterstützt von westlichen Luftangriffen. Eine Reportage von der Frontlinie.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1IUnPm6wAgY
>>56730901
Almost local-tier, Pierre.
>>56730971
Your u sounds too much like ü and your ch too much like sch. If you fixed that you'd sound less french
>>56731144
Okay I'll try to fix that pronunciation, thanks for the help!
>>56731144
Haha, funny joke. I get it.
>>56718384
http://vocaroo.com/i/s08UtT1Tzoco
Thanks Babs!
>>56730315
Aight, I'll bite
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1e0nFG7TBtn
>>56731144
please rate Hans kun.
>>56725104
>>56724965
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0a4mouBKhyX
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQoJvI8XUa0
#prayforbelgium
Babs, r8
>>56737875
hue/10
>>56737875
suicide/10, this isnt a face thread
>>56738284
I didn't ask you, love.
>>56738298
babs r8
>>56737875
cortou o cabelo? Ficou bem mais bonito desu
>>56738334
You look like a sad NEET jew 2bhfamalamadingdong
Also ur in mi foldr
>>56738422
rude
>>56738444
nothin personell kid
>>56738396
valeu :D
>>56738422
jew? what? i don't look like a jew!
>>56738334
>>56738504
>that nose
>that frown
>those cheeks
It's like you saw anuddah shoah
>>56738504
you do look kind of jew, I'm sorry
>>56738571
nose? wtf man?
Can someone say
"I love you Alex, yo are world to me"
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wgxLfAYb3l
>>56738627
Beautiful nose, senpaiília
>>56738629
this is sad but I'll do it later
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDI_C8p5jDU
0:55
She's putting on American Singing Voice so it's a bit... odd... even to someone else from around Meme City
>>56738627
SEPHARDICK JOO
>>56738783
Thx! I'm not a jew
>>56738810
OY GEVALT, STOP DIS.
>>56738627
>>56738859
stop bullying me, filthy goy!
>>56738972
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVXnoanopzA
Ok, here's my favourite vidya soundtrack, maybe that will soothe your nerves
>>56739052
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whgeiYty_w0
I like this one better.
>>56738859
kek
>>56738627
Shoe on head, I need to know it's you
>>56739218
I have a perfect greek nose.
>>56739301
Oy vey, you're not a pure ashekenazi Greek jew like me, take your braids and your kabbah and leave this thread
You can't make a thread like this during times like theses
>>56739485
Why? What happened?
>>56739475
stop it!
>>56739485
why not?
>>56738527
>>56738859
>>56739218
/voc/ is a bully-free zone, give each other a kiss and let's forgot about that.
>>56739597
how do I look? be honest
>>56739675
100% Geman/Italian
Envar har rätt till undervisning. Undervisningen skall vara kostnadsfri, åtminstone på de elementära och grundläggande stadierna. Den elementära undervisningen skall vara obligatorisk. Yrkesundervisning och teknisk undervisning skall vara allmänt tillgänglig. Den högre undervisningen skall stå öppen i lika mån för alla på grundval av deras duglighet.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0pyhU5Aqc2W
Rate my swedish
>>56739675
You're not bad looking, you're certainly not handsome either, you could lose a few (ehh, maybe a lot) of kilos and you've got the biggest sour bitchface syndrome I've seen in a man.
>>56739675
As I would imagine a south american. Your nose and everything are fine, they're just being rude don't worry.
>>56739675
like a faggot
>>56739675
Like a normal human being, nothing special.
>>56739771
bitchface syndrome? w-what?
>>56739779
>As I would imagine a south american
fuckin hell, man.
>>56739949
"a person, usually a girl, who naturally looks mean when her face is expressionless, without meaning to."
>>56739949
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=resting+bitch+face
>>56739675
low self esteem much? You look fine. Average, fat, a little bit charming but you got a bitchface exactly like >>56739771 said. Don't worry about your looks, just lose some weight.
>>56739837
top kek
>>56739949
>fuckin hell, man.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s08t1SVO6BZl
>>56740003
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0oyuXjCVpWD
>>56739675
You look algerian.
>>56740018
I wasn't expecting anything. Well.. I mean. Nevermind.
>>56740069
You sound like a 2nd generation Greek-American, great job anon, really, really good.
>>56718384
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xmIcRRds7D
Just uploaded, currently uploading a video about how all liberals are racist and full of hate.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqAtLtn2M58
>>56740192
No please develop, what's the matter ?
>>56740018
Nice accent, doesn't sound french at all.
>>56740228
Outsiders/10
>>56740293
i thought i was a little bit good looking. i mean, really? jew? fucking jew? south american? algerian? fuck me, man.
>>56740416
Lose some weight, then we'll judge.
>>56740416
>being mad because you look like south american
meua migo
>>56740416
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0x8xP4MKJ1h
>>56740416
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Ot0DXVbnL3
>>56740416
You just look like a chubby pale latino. What else do you want?
>>56740553
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1mgp2MnTll7
pardon my french
>>56740416
Top kek mate, what's wrong with looking south american ?
>>56739752
rated
>>56740553
thank you, frenchie.
>>56740616
thx you too, finn.
>>56740645
i want to look good :(
>>56740725
it's ugly
reeee
If I get a gun, I'll stream my suicide.
>>56740710
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1mgp2MnTll7
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1R9OfM2YsLv
>>56740416
>>56740553
Listen to frenchbro, he said it all.
Actually more than losing weight, you need to grow some self-esteem and confidence
>>56740757
Thanks
>>56740807
>it's ugly
>reeee
By acting like that you remind me of the "I wish I was european" chilean guy, which is cringeworty t b h.
>>56740222
>2nd generation Greek-American
You wat :^)
>>56739752
Rate my Jarmo http://vocaroo.com/i/s09ZcX7XNPPh
>>56740860
i wish i was fuckin' white.
>>56740861
3/5 didn't sound native.
However I did understood what you said better than when natives talk, so actually I change it to 4/5
>>56740924
Well you are not, and it's not something you can change. So you'll have to accept it otherwise you'll never feel fine with who you are.
>>56740807
>I want to look good :(
Lose weight. I guarentee you will look more attractive.
>>56740979
>Well you are not, and it's not something you can change.
Fuckin' watch me!
Also, are you white, frenchie?
>>56741068
French people aren't white mate
>>56740807
>it's uglyreeeeIf I get a gun, I'll stream my suicide.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QnypsDfvqH
>>56741068
>Fuckin' watch me!
Ayyy, alright that's an exception
>Also, are you white, frenchie?
Yes
>>56741108
ur not french!
>>56741112
>Yes
reee
***ENVY***
>>56718384
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dQeZLZhHC1
>>56741108
Why you sound like a chav?
>>56740812
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0boMx4eq0Ag
>>56740861
Me singing a classic Greek melody
r8 and compare to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=roVQLBO2LgQ
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xhytLjFQo3
>>56740967
You did not get it, did you. Here's a standard attempt http://vocaroo.com/i/s1K1lRmhDnxZ
>>56741289
Oh, you aren't Γιάννης.
>>56739949
>>56740192
>>56740416
>>56740807
>>56740924
>>56741179
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Fp2bdHSsI4
>>56741241
I'm just having a giggle there mate.
>>56741465
Νο αρε γου σεριους;
>>56741468
omg u r gril
wan sum fuq?
>>56741535
Δεν είμαι. Και εσύ;
>>56741468
http://vocaroo.com/i/s18opombQG0K
>>56741662
Μπα, μόνο μαλάkες είναι σοβαροί...
τ. Διογένης ο Σινώπειος
>>56741721
But you ARE cringy with all this "BOOHOO I WANT TO BE WHITE"
>>56741805
He needs to check his white male priviledge amirite my fellow womyn?
>>56741805
I'm done with you people.
>>56741364
>You did not get it, did you
what should have been gotten?
>>56741945
How did you even ended up posting about how you look like in a vocaroo thread ?
Calm down and relax, it's just 4chan, you know 99% of the posts are shitposting/banter.
>>56741978
I was going for a blatantly Finnish accent in the first recording...
>>56741721
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KPdowL7snI
>I'm an incredibly sensitive person with self-esteem issues
>I know, I'll post my picture on 4chan !
>>56742076
Don't be harsh, he's not feeling good, you'll just make it worse.
>>56742108
Who gives a shit? This is 4chan, a place where we'll scream "DO IT FAGGOT" when someone wants to kill themselves...
>>56742108
But everyone was super nice to him. He's not even upset because of his looks but because he's not white. That's the most hilarious shit I've heard in a while. We even gave him some advice to improve himself.
Imagine the reaction he'd have gotten, had he posted that on /fit/.
>>56742224
Come on it's not a reason, when someone's feeling down you try to make him feel better, not worse.
>>56742324
Truly the most cucked country in europe. You cant even order a paternity test for your "progeny" because so many of your women are cheating whores.
>>56742307
Ahhh, I just don't know, I just want people to have a good time on /voc/
>>56742324
Take your hippy logic and move to Quebec where you can mingle with your spirit animal Justin "Weedman" Trudeau, famille.
>>56742402
>>56742427
Fucking hell, never change 4chan, never change
>>56742478
4chan is not a hugbox
/r/eddit and /t/umblr, is what you're looking for
>>56742589
I don't mind that 4chan is what it is, I'm fine with that, but some people like the brasilian guy just aren't prepared for it.
>>56742224
>>56742589
It's not because a rude behaviour is to be expected that we should act exactly like that here too. I do agree with >>56742307 though.
>>56742640
only by getin rekt wil thosee kiddos lern
u fukin scrub
>>56742640
>trial by fire
someone post finnish for me pls
Gib something to sing pls
>>56720664
>>56720431
>paris
Americans
>>56742852
Afrikassa voidaan rakentaa taloja kakasta.
>>56733517
Ayy....
>>56742995
>soon to be croatian folk song
U Stambolu na Bosforu
bolan pasa lezi
dusa mu je na izmaku
crnoj zemlji tezi
Molitva je njemu sveta
dok mujezin sa munare
uci glasom svim
La ilaha illallah, selam alejkum
Kad ste vjerno sluge moje
sluzili moj harem
neka svaki od vas uzme
jednu zenu barem
Iz oka mu suza kanu
pa na mimber mrtav panu
stari musliman
La ilaha illallah, selam alejkum
Kad je cula pasinica
za tu tuznu vijest
da je pasa preselio
na Ahiret svijet
Iz oka joj suza kanu
pa kraj pase mrtva panu
ljubav pasina
La ilahe illallah, selam alejkum
>>56743204
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Rx235zeerm
i tried
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0dqH21TlGW8
>>56743177
Hey Nigel, how are you?
/voc/ocks give me something a black power conspiracy theorist would say
>>56737875
you didn't look how i expected if you are the brazilian that tried french last night and sings nicely
>>56742995
Try this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIawobx5Xmc
>>56743574
>An anthem not even the Brazilians know fully
Shameful display...
>>56743623
Only self-hating cucks and uneducated niggers don't know it fully
>>56743687
>uneducated niggers
So, about 70% of Brazil then...
>>56743687
>mfw people say rugir instead of mugir in La Marseillaise
>>56743515
Evening Stephanopolous I'm afraid I couldn't match quite what you were after but you can give this a jingle if you want. It's not very comical though
While in France, Frantz Fanon wrote his first book, Black Skin, White Masks, an analysis of the impact of colonial subjugation on the African psyche. This book was a very personal account of Fanon’s experience being black: as a man, an intellectual, and a party to a French education. Although Fanon wrote the book while still in France, most of his other work was written while in North Africa (in particular Algeria). It was during this time that he produced his greatest works, A Dying Colonialism and perhaps the most important work on decolonization yet written, The Wretched of the Earth. In it, Fanon lucidly analyzes the role of class, race, national culture and violence in the struggle for decolonization. In this seminal work, Fanon expounded his views on the liberating role of violence for the colonized, as well as the general necessity of violence in the anti-colonial struggle. Both books firmly established Fanon in the eyes of much of the Third World as one of the leading anti-colonial thinkers of the 20th century. In 1959 he compiled his essays on Algeria in a book called L'An Cinq: De la Révolution Algérienne.[9]
>>56743727
nice meme
>>56743744
La Marseillaise is so nice, i sometimes catch myself humming it. Imho Brazil, France and Germany have the best anthems in the world
Is there a French speaker who could perhaps give me tips on "R" sounds. I'm just starting to learn and that seems to be what gives me the most trouble. In some words it's almost like they're rolling it, which I can't seem to do.
>>56743931
>Imho Brazil, France and Germany have the best anthems in the world
The russian anthem though, it's HGNNN tier t b h
>>56743980
We never roll them.
To pronounce the guttural R just try to gargarise your throat as you'd do with water, but without water.
>>56743980
>In some words it's almost like they're rolling it,
What kind of backward French are you listening to?
>>56743772
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0FD03TTFjPA
May my words bring down the white devil created by Yakub himself.
>>56743177
>Americans
Paris isn't in America, it's in Amsterdam silly.
>>56743963
Which parts of Brazil have you been to?
>>56743980
it's like gargling without water
>>56744139
the sad part is that came from any other flag you'd know 100% it was just bait.
>>56744137
that was splendid.. Noice kek. Easy Skankin' bro
>>56744082
The rural Canadian kind I suppose
>>56744058
The word I've been struggling with is frère. I get tongue tied and sound absolutely retarded. http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HesV0mat54
Is it the r or the e I'm messing up? Or just the entire word?
>>56744058
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKI2bLxOQGE
Get on our level, plebs.
>>56744274
you are not using your throat
>>56744234
Then you should know that uneducated niggers are fortunately far from being a majority (at least in the south and southeast). There are tons of niggers, sure, but most of them are educated and somewhat civilized, and generally patriotic, more than people from SP or RS are.
Also,
>Vitoria
>Acre
>important
Kek what were you doing here in Espírito Santo?
>>56740416
>south American baffled he looks south American
>>56744274
It's just the R, you shouldn't even try to roll it nor to use your tongue to pronounce the guttural R. The rest of the word is fine though.
>>56744281
I'll check that, I never heard the greek anthem, it's a fascinating language imo, it kinda reminds me of spanish sometimes.
Any German to have a go at?
>>56744234
>Acre
>Tubarão
For what purpose
>>56744488
>Any German to have a go at?
>>56729624
>>56730315
>>56744562
> small sentences
Not worth pausing the music tbf but cheers
>>56744707
>I also wanted to try some of your prostitutes
And how was the experience?
>I get to say I know someone from Acre, unlike you
>I visited Brazil a couple of times and therefore i know for a fact that you have never met someone from Acre
>>56744707
damn that'd be fun to sing.. will have to wait and try another time.
Nice find, m8
>>56744707
>Florian Geyer
nothing geyer than the name Florian amirite guise?
>>56744904
Giggled t b h
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hrXbMjnDor
>>56744904
> Florian
I know a German called Florian. I think I've taken the piss so much that he might actually doubting his sexuality. Germans can't into banter though
>>56744327
>>56744467
Shit, throat with no tongue is even trickier than rolling. I keep making my voice deeper when I try. It's stopped sounding like a word at all now. http://vocaroo.com/i/s146SFQnYWo4
Is there an English word with a similar sound or mouth/throat movement?
>>56745074
>he might actually doubting
The french tier English skills of the locals appear to really be rubbing off on me.
>>56744488
Welcome back! How about the Navy Seals pasta in German?
Was zum Teufel hast du grade über mich gesagt, du kleine Schlampe? Du solltest wissen, dass ich meine Ausbildung beim GSG9 als Jahrgangsbester abgeschlossen habe, in mehrere Kommandounternehmen gegen Al-Kaida involviert war und über 300 bestätigte Tötungen habe. Ich bin in Gorillakriegsführung ausgebildet und der beste Scharfschütze im deutschen Bundesheer. Du bist für mich nichts als ein weiteres Ziel. Ich werde dich mit einer nie zuvor gesehenen Präzision vom Antliz dieser Welt tilgen, merk dir meine verdammten Worte. Du denkst du könntest hier im Internet so eine Scheiße über mich erzählen und damit durchkommen? Denk lieber nochmal darüber nach, du Wichser. Während wir uns hier unterhalten, habe ich schon mein geheimes Netzwerk aus Spionen kontaktiert und deine IP-Adresse wird grade rückverfolgt, also mach dich besser auf den Sturm gefasst, du Made. Der Sturm, der das erbärmliche kleine Ding, das du als dein "Leben" bezeichnest, auslöschen wird. Du bist verdammt nochmal tot, Junge. Ich könnte jederzeit überall sein, und dich auf über siebenhundert verschiedene Arten töten, nur mit meinen bloßen Händen. Aber ich bin nicht nur im unbewaffneten Kampf ausgebildet, ich habe auch Zugriff auf das Waffenarsenal der Bundeswehr und ich werde es aufs Vollste ausschöpfen, um deinen elendigen Arsch von diesem Kontinent zu blasen, du kleiner Scheißkerl. Wenn du nur gewusst hättest, was für eine apokalyptische Rache dein kleiner "witziger" Kommentar provoziert hat, hättest du vermutlich dein verdammtes Maul gehalten. Aber nein, das hast du nicht hinbekommen, das wolltest du nicht, und jetzt wirst du dafür bezahlen, du verdammter Idiot. Du wirst in meinem Hass ertrinken. Du bist tot, Junge.
Anyone want to try some Norwegian?
this is more Danish than Norwegian today because the song was written in 1771.
For Norge, Kjæmpers Fǿdeland,
Vi denne Skaal vil tǿmme,
Og naar vi fǿrst faae Blod paa Tand,
Vi sǿdt om Frihed drǿmme;
Dog vaagne vi vel op engang
Og bryde Lænker, Baand og Tvang;
For Norge, Kjæmpers Fǿdeland,
Vi denne Skaal udtǿmme!
Hver tapper Helt, blandt Klipper fǿd,
Vi drikke vil til Ære;
Hver ærlig Norsk, som Lænker brǿd,
Skal evig elsket være!
Den vrede Livvagts Vaabenbrag
Forklarer trolig Nordmænds Sag.
Hver ærlig Norsk, blandt Klipper fǿd,
Vi drikke nu til Ære!
En Skaal for Dig, min kjække Ven,
Og for de norske Piger!
Og har Du en, saa Skaal for den!
Og Skam faae den, som sviger!
Og Skam faae den, som elsker Tvang
Og hader Piger, Viin og Sang!
En Skaal for Dig min kjække Ven,
Og for de norske Piger!
Og nok en Skaal for Norges Fjeld,
For Klipper, Snee og Bakker!
Hǿr Dovres Echo raabe: "Held!"
For Skaalen tre Gang takker.
Ja tre Gang tre skal alle Fjeld
For Norges Sǿnner raabe Held;
Endnu en Skaal for Dig mit Fjeld,
For Klipper, Snee og Bakker!
Here's some musiq boi
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1o98AvaLDyX
>>56745091
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wnOvnq4Bgv
>>56745163
>Kommandounternehmen
>Gorillakriegsführung
>unbewaffneten
Man, Hans your language is really barbarian sometimes...
>>56745081
>Not knowing the inside joke that no Brazilians know someone from Acre
Lel sorry, i thought you were being a little bit cocky
> I did appreciate the bunda though.
Well, it's our main attractive to tourists after all
>>56745328
I'm going to go completely blind in this, but I need to ask a question first, does the ǿ sound like the German ö and does the Æ sound like a and e together?
>>56745536
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ArB7810Zhz
Also to two a's = å
>>56743772
http://vocaroo.com/i/s06ibl93BkwS
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1BIQXUYOT87
>>56745328
http://vocaroo.com/i/s14G0pZcWU1a
>>56745333
This helps a bunch! I've been trying to do both Rs sort of the same. I keep accidently making g sounds with the second one now.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DvHFvdNCyz
>>56745638
Missed a lot of å. not used to the aa notation.
>>56745638
Sounded quite Finnish/Swedish, but it wasn't too bad.
>>56745729
You got the first one right, just keep practicing and you should manage to pronounce the second one too, it's just a lighter guttural R.
>>56745830
I've said this before, my only exposure to spoken Norwegian is Skavlan, which I had seen a mere couple of times :^).
>>56743303
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0MFSyygcQJj
>>56743574
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0c6qS4tcAdj
This was harder than i expected t b h
>>56745945
ayy, 50% isn't bad! Thanks a ton for your help!
>>56746048
Cheers, good luck
>>56746003
>That cute accent
10/10
>>56745830
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xJH5PwxUha
A bit weird reading, but I tried...
>>56746254
I'll try the national anthem, my portfrench is a bit rusty, but I'll see what I can do.
>>56746279
Do you have any experience with Norwegian pronunciations? To be brutally honest it was quite bad, but it's understandable since it's an old text.
>>56746426
Please do, i'm curious to see how a greek accent sounds like
>>56745328
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DpsNI3UOY8
>>56746526
No, I went in blind, I only went by in reference to the German I know, it's obvious it would be bad.
>>56746541
Pretty good dude.
>>56746003
g-grazie, u have such a qt voice
please be in Trieste
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LD1qwcJfQO
>>56747157
pa gdje si nebojša što te nema u /ex-yu/
>>56747157
Ja sam cetnik majko kokarda mi kaze
Da sam vojnik majko velikoga draze
Ja sam vojnik majko ravnogorskog vuka
Desna mi je majko osvecena ruka
Osvecena majko nasred ravne gore
Gde se srpske cete za slobodu bore
Otkide je majko topovska granata
Braneci srbiju od svabskih djevaka
Nije meni majko moje ruke zao
Ja bi i svoj zivot za srbiju dao
Srbija je majko najdraza na svetu
Zato te ostavljam odlazim u cetu
Idi sine idi vesela sam i ja
I veselo klicem zivela srbija...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSa1FwX6iS8
CITAJ
>>56746534
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0D6dm7lbEz0
Here you go, it was a bit quick, so maybe my pronounciation is slightly off.
>>56746815
I just did it for the lols 2bh
Here's some more Norwegian. Just copied this out from a news article so it should be a bit easier. Here's how I pronounce everything (My nose is a bit stuffed)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0brILc8RCbI
I Norge er mye av identiteten vår knyttet til dialekten, og det finnes en mye storre aksept for å bruke dialekten sin i dag enn for 50 år siden. Det har mye å gjore med at mediene innkluderer personer med alle slags dialekter. På 50-60 tallet måtte alle journalister i NRK snakke bokmål eller nynorsk, slik er det ikke i dag, snarere tvert i mot.
With love wafflebros.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1S3dmekcwWg
>>56747274
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lqvDj6A3GQ
>>56747267
sad sam dosao
>>56747157
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YMxsmo5jil
Just for you Serbro
>>56747408
very good
>>56747489
I hope based Radovan Karadzic is proud of me
>>56745332
Beautiful, play more
>>56747278
Your pronounciation was actually very good, you just missed the rhythm.
Bretty nice
>>56747376
>mlk uzviknes ono zadnje ''ZIVELA SRBIJA''
Bog ti pomog'o Boki.
>>56747532
I'm sure he is.
