ITT
We make Italians mad
I am mad
>>56715976
/thread
>>56715976
>>56716057
Read the OP again, he said ItalianS.
Only one Italian is mad right now
>>56716066
That is not good
>>56715900
This makes me mad too
Americans invented pizza so we have a right to do whatever we want with it
Norway represent.
>>56715900
I always find it funny how Italians claim they invented pasta, and yet it's common knowledge they basically stole noodles from asia. Their pizza isn't much better either, it's basically an unrolled kebab.
>>56716066
I thought everyone around the world eat their pizzas with both mayo and ketchup.
Only /int/ taught me that it's supposed to be pig disgusting and haram.
STOP
STOP IT PLEASE, I CAN'T HANDLE IT ANYMORE
https://youtu.be/UVyhE3-_lCM
This is cute.
pasta with mayo
>>56716357
That actually looks quite tastey
>>56716423
>google image search for """""""""""sicilian pizza""""""""""" brings up over 500k results for chicago style deep pan pizza
This comes as no surprise, considering Sicilians account for over 90% of the gypsy population
>>56716423
Fixed it desu
>>56716585
That isn't as triggering though
>>56716635
True i only wanted to make a joke Mario.
I'm not very mad.
>>56715900
Todays Italians are NOT the descendants of the Romans.
>>56716443
>anglos
>>56716174
shit that was close, almost managed it
>>56716818
Italy whats that thing on your flag? Remove it!
French cuisine>>>Italian cuisine
>>56715900
Napolitan is a hero of poor students
ITT: barbarians with no taste and no cuisine attempt to trigger master chefs but only manage to appear as clowns
>>56716818
>icewitch
>>56716609
this is even triggering me
>>56715900
You don't look Japanese.
Japanese use tomato ketchup for pasta, because Japanese tomato ketchup is good quality.
But Japanese don't use tomato ketchup like your picture.
>>56716818
>icewitch
>>56716609
fried pizza is actually a thing, even though it's a prime example of terroni being fat, it is pretty delicious.
i always like to imagine it's sriracha in all those ketchup photos
not so gross anymore
>>56715900
>>56716066
I dont have a drop of italian in muh heritage but this makes me mad
>>56716423
This triggers me far more than ketchup. Fucking terroni.
>>56716609
Fried pizza is a thing but it's actually more like a fried calzone. It's pretty good desu
>>56717072
yes, it's a thing, but it's not that abortion that the japanese proxy posted
>>56717006
>dumb shit
>>56717144
I kno
>>56717094
Only an F430, no great loss.
>>56717257
>nutella pizza
>>56715900
>his flag is just rice with ketchup
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXnvKcZpVrs
>>56718321
Isn't that a plum?
>>56715900
1/8th North Italiano
>muh heritage
Makes me mad tho
>implying you can trigger the subhuman northern italia... i mean, these slavs that comprise 99% of the "italian" userbase on this shithole with food
their food is utter trash, they wish they could come up with something like pizza. they want to balkanize italy yet they go "MUH PIZA!!1 MUH FOOD CULTURE" when it's convenient for them. Fucking kikes.
>>56716174
>I always find it funny how Italians claim they invented pasta, and yet it's common knowledge they basically stole noodles from asia
Actually we stole pasta from the Arabs
>>56716527
"Sicilian pizza" doesn't mean "the pizza produced in Sicily", which is one of the best, but it's a different dish that is commonly called pizza for the similiarity (and it has nothing to do with that chicago shit by the way). It's real name is "sfincione"
>>56716066
what the shit
>>56716818
>not chillwich
pleb
>>56719654
Even pasta is Southern Italian (invented in Palermo). Their """""""""""""""food""""""""""""""" is basically a ripoff of the French one.
>>56716066
>>56715900
Oh god, why?
>>56715900
Tonight I made a ravioli and it was very tasty
rate
Piemonte isn't even in Italy, it's a French province, they speak a dialect of French, have French culture, eat French cuisine, listen to French news and wear French clothes
also their wine is officially categorised as French
>>56723917
>Piemonte isn't even in Italy, it's a French province, they speak a dialect of French, have French culture, eat French cuisine, listen to French news and wear French clothes
>also their wine is officially categorised as French
mildly triggering, you can do better
>>56716609
I would eat that in a heartbeat. Although I fear that it may be my last.
>>56723917
Also they're full of Muslims, they've got all the requirements to be a French region
>>56723917
more like an impoverished province of Africa.
ayy lmao
>>56715900
there's nothing wrong putting some ketchup on your pasta
>>56716609
If only they could do it without the base.
>>56726480
drop that proxy, you're not fooling anyone Minnesota
>>56715900
>go to Italian restaurant
>get free bread
>"monsieur can i get some olive oil with this?
>>56728452
>monsieur
>>56728452
>he doesn't know bruschetta
>>56723917
Not even a piemontese but I'd rather be a french than a terr*ne
>>56716609
heretic
Here you go.
>>56729720
happy birthday anon.
>>56728452
>free
The cunts charge you for it, though.
>>56730204
not true
inb4 some anecdote of you going somewhere and getting charged for bread, it's not true.
>>56716609
The nonni are crying, anon. Think of the nonni.
>>56716818
>when you love bread so much that you fill your bread with it
so do italians put minced beef in their bolognese sauce?
>>56730264
What about the "coperto" fee?
Last italian in my family died around 70 years ago and I can hear that dead relative crying on her grave.
>this whole thread
>>56730821
the price for storing and transporting food in the restaurant, instead of being included in the dish like other countries it's separate, or do you think restaurants somehwere else don't charge for the same thing?
>>56716066
>Ketchup on Pizza
>>56715900
>tfw wheat allergy means that I can't eat most Italian food
Just fuck my shit up senpai
How many italians are mad right now ? Maybe good time to close thread
>>56732302
not mad sorry :\
>>56716818
>icewich
>>56732378
it wuz our sea, our! :'(
>>56716066
STOP IT
i have italian shoes there is fleg of italia under them isn't that disrespectful?
>>56737782
turey sport isis
