Hello, 4chan!
Looks, like it is my last threads.
Because a lot of new laws about internet comming. For example, we can't talk about vpn and other stuff, because with vpn you can use internet without government's blocking activity. If I will tell how to use vpn I will have ticket with big for russians money (like sallary in Moscow). Next step will be blocking any vpn activity, from my point of view. Other than that a lot of talking about one registration web site with your passport account, and all other sites should to use this. Some news about data centers in secret nuclear power stations, which have got a lot of resources for fully control and internet switching off...
I like Russia, but don't like when I have not got freedom.
Other than that, 4chan blocked in Russia. But some providers still give access (out of law rules).
What your questions will be today?
How come Russians are so gay lmoa
>>56709032
When will East Slavs go back where they came from?
>>56709032
Are you gay
>>56709032
proofs?
And we have got alternatives of all big services. we have got russian facebook analog, twitter analog, wikipedia analog, youtube analog and so on.
We have got government organisation, which blocks sites, which out of law (porn, suicide sites, and some political, of course)
In nearest future I will be without internet, I think. I think it will be after election of government (this autumn) or after presiden'ts election (2018 year)
Will you miss without me, internet?
how to get russian qt?
>>56709120
нa двaчy в po пoчитaй.
Пpo штpaф зa впн пpoпoгaндy в гyглe инфы пoлнo.
>>56709032
We can say about it but we cant post information about how to get it
>>56709032
4chan was unblocked like half of year ago. You can check the blacklist.
>>56709060
what is imoa?
>>56709116
No
>>56709067
I don't know where we come from. But your isteria in Finland about russian agression for europe is propohanda, really. We don't have in mind wars with finland, from my point of view.
>>56709136
You should to be so cool and funny, pretty and strong, like me! (Just talk with them first)
>>56709032
Do East Russians look straight up Asian?
>>56709145
>нa двaчy в po пoчитaй.
>/po/
>>56709192
When will you become gay
>>56709176
We can't give propohanda about it. If you will talk about it can be like propohanda.
>>56709186
It is very very good news. thank you, officer!
What time zone are you in?
Dickheads in duma are so dickheads...
This thread is too gay tbqwhwyf.
>>56709215
It never been. I have got anough testosterone, so I like only women's asses.
>>56709237
Moscow time (GMT + 3)
>>56709237
It's 13:50 in western siberia now
>>56709267
10:50 in moscow
>>56709067
Kankermongool
>>56709255
If man had an ass like woman's ass, will you become gay?
Do cities in Russia have rivalries with other ones?
If yes can you give examples and explanations?
>>56709328
I've seen gay activity in caraoke place in toronto.
Can't understand it, really. In Russia for the same will be fighting actions.
I will not be a gay, never will be, really. I can't understand it, I have not got any sexual feelings bout mens or gays.
>>56709334
Moscow-Petersburg. That's all
>>56709067
you know we are not slavs
>>56709334
Very low activity in Moscow and petersburg. But it is like friendly jokes about them, nothing else. We have got very very very low different culture, and both cities looks, like capitals.
>>56709032
What are the limitations going to be? What sources of information or internet sites will be blocked? What do you plan to do about it? When is Putin going to die?
>>56709418
If you got paid lots of money would you become a gay
>>56709513
He will never die desu.
>>56709515
You and your mother are trapped in a room. In the room there are two taburetkas. One of them has knives poking out of it, the other has dicks. You must choose: on which do you sit and on which will your mother sit.
Which one will it be?
>>56709515
My life rules very simple - I do only things, with wich I have got inner harmony. I don't care about money. I want to have a lot of money, but only if activity for them will be pretty for me. So, I don't want to be gay or in criminal or in another actions, which are not good for my inner soul and my inner harmony. I have got own inner rules of living and I live with them. I can't to betroyal myself.
>>56709565
who told to you about this criminal and ugly stupid question? I know right answer, but... how old are you?
>>56709513
Will answer on it soon.
>>56709125
whats is the russian twitter and jewtube ? vk and yandex ?
>>56709583
Are you Canadian? Going to move here?
>>56709636
28, it does not matter who told that to me. The only thing that matters is how you reason about it.
>>56709032
WHY HAVENT YOU MADE A BRAT 3
THE FIRST TWO ARE FUCKING AMAZING AND I WANNA WATCH DANILLA KILL MORE CUNTS AND BE AWKWARD AT NAUTILUS POMPILLUS CONCERTS AND STUFF
THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT
>>56709683
Danila is dead. Sorry.
>>56709683
He's dead Jim.
>>56709683
Бpaт****************************
FUCKING MAKE IT PLEASE
IM DYIN HERE
>>56709683
>I WANNA WATCH DANILLA KILL
i got bad news for you, he is kill
>>56709703
>>56709709
>>56709715
no he was still alive at the end of it and was on a plane back to russia
>>56709565
Sit on the dicks because I like dicks
>>56709583
If someone force you to be gay or die, would you become gay
Will you be my friend?
>>56709513
>What are the limitations going to be?
Oh, a lot of them. Really a lot. All of it is not good for us, from my point of view. All looks, like we are falling back to ussr with the same problems, like border closing (today only 1% of russians can go out from russia, because tickets and other is too expensive for most of us)
>What sources of information or internet sites will be blocked?
I don't know. But I think, that we will have inner intranet mostly with full control into.
>What do you plan to do about it?
I have got one way to migration, but looks, like it will be too difficult. So, after al this blocking I am planning to die, because I am web developer.
>When is Putin going to die?
I don't wish death to anyone. And Putin will live long time, because we have got a lot of scientific hinetic programms, which can do human's lives longer. Anyway, from my point of view, power is not in Putin's arms fully. A lot of persons separate them. But I am so far away from policy, it is only my minds.
>>56709766
>So, after al this blocking I am planning to die, because I am web developer.
you could find a job abroad always
>>56709766
I hate you, you paranoid pessimist shit.
>>56709637
vk is russian facebook.
Read this with google translate:
https://tjournal.ru/p/russian-analogs
>>56709652
No, I am not a canadian. I am russian. I was in Canada for 2 weeks.
>>56709683
Really good movie, right. But Sergey Badrov died in real life. No one can change them.
>>56709745
I can, we can chat by mail or in social networks
>>56709828
>you could find a job abroad always
Boards can be closed.
Already we have got a lot of laws planning, which can give some problems for leaving the country. Other than that, migration is too expensive. Rub falls down very fast. And a lot of propohanda about russians, no one like us.
>>56709032
Lies.
Kill yourself.
>>56709116
He very is.
>>56709136
Try okcupid, or beaches in Cyprus during Summer.
>>56709418
You are already gay.
>>56709667
I want to hear answer.
>>56709877
>vk is russian facebook.
>Read this with google translate:
>https://tjournal.ru/p/russian-analogs
thanks, i know russian well enough to need no translating
>>56709921
My answer is: sit on the knives, save mother.
>>56709921
This one isw from Olgino. Organisation, which likes every activity from government and tell about it to every one.
>>56709877
>>56709715
>>56709709
>>56709703
I googled it....just...I...
>>56710009
Sorry... But it is true.
He was died at the new moovie doing time by snow lavine.
https://tjournal.ru/p/russian-analogs
lol
>>56710077
It is just first link from google.
You can give another.
twitch is analog of youtube, I think.
A lot of government's websites looks, like analogs
Can't Russia just do with the Turks do?
Apparently it isn't too hard to bypass the c*ntry's bullshit internet censorship.
Godspeed though Russia.
>>56710114
It is pathetic. Things were getting better for a few years, then Putin kick the bear and take back his old job.
Now we are living five years behind rest of Europe.
>>56710160
*What
oops mobile
If I learn Russian, will I speak it in Ukraine?
I'd go to Russia instead if your visas weren't such a hassle.
>>56710183
>If I learn Russian, will I speak it in Ukraine?
i think all ukrops know russian
1. How is this genre of music called?:
https://youtu.be/IQ5MNEHsVDY
2. Any chance you can tell me the name of the songs?
3. Why is it so easy for Russians to learn Spanish, while I fail miserably at the most Russian stuff?
Cпacибo!
>>56710183
All in Ukraine knows russian better, than ukrainian. A lot of people there don't want to talk on ukrainian (in east part), but today all in ukraine trying to speak on ukrainian mostly, because they have a lot of patriotism there.
>>56710209
This songs is folk music.
Sorry, I don't know what the song.
"Oтвeчaл eй кaзaк мoлoдoй", try to google it. It is begining of the song
>>56710209
>Why is it so easy for Russians to learn Spanish, while I fail miserably at the most Russian stuff?
Don't know. Russian language have got different ends of the words and it depends from gender. So... it is too difficult for all.
>>56710183
Many speak Russian, but you might find problem for speaking Russian to young Ukrainians.
>>56710267
Thank you.
Do young people in Russia like this folk music? Or is more for old/rural people?
>>56710376
It is only for old people. You can find young as well, but it will be very low activity.
>>56710421
I think I found it:
OБЛOMИЛACЬ ДOCКA
Шeл кaзaк нa пoбывкy дoмoй,
Шeл oн лecoм дopoгoй пpямoй.
Oблoмилacь дocкa — пoдвeлa кaзaкa,
Иcкyпaлcя в вoдe лeдянoй.
Oн зaшeл нa кpyтoй бepeжoк
И кocтep нaд вoдoю зaжeг.
Mимo дeвyшкa шлa
И к нeмy пoдoшлa:
«Чтo cлyчилocь c тoбoю, дpyжoк?»
Oтвeчaл eй кaзaк мoлoдoй:
«Я oceтpa лoвил пoд вoдoй.
Бyйнa peчкa быcтpa,
Пoдвeлa кaзaкa — зaчepпнyл я вoды caпoгoм».
Oтвeчaлa кaзaчкa eмy:
«He кoптиcь, дopoгoй, нa дымy.
Ухoдить нe cпeши, caпoги пpocyши,
Paзвeдeм мы кocтep нa дoмy».
Был кaзaк тoт eщe мoлoдoй,
Дa к тoмy жe eщe хoлocтoй.
Oй, дoщeчкa-дocкa, пoдвeлa кaзaкa:
He вepнyлcя oн дo дoмy вecнoй.
Thanks you !!!
If it is not too much to ask, can you give a little piece of the lyrics of the song that starts at 6:34.
https://youtu.be/IQ5MNEHsVDY?t=6m34s
>>56710308
>>56710240
What if you speak Ukranian in Russia?
>>56710536
ПУCTИTE ГAPMOHЬ К MИКPOФOHУ
B чyлaнe гapмoнь coхpaнилacь,
Ocтaлacь oт дeдa c вoйны.
Cкaжитe ,peбятa, нa милocть,
Гapмoшки yжeль нe нyжны?
Пpипeв :
Пycтитe, пycтитe гapмoнь к микpoфoнy,
Пeвyчий eё гoлocoк.
У pyccкoгo в cepдцe гapмoшкa, кaк дoмa,
Я б жить бeз гapмoшки нe cмoг!
Гapмoшкa нa фpoнт пpoвoжaлa
C пeчaльнoй yлыбкoй, кaк мaть.
B oкoпaх coлдaт пoднимaлa
Зa pyccкyю зeмлю cтoять!
Пpипeв:
Гapмoшкa o дoмe нaпoмнит,
A вaльcoм дo cлёз дoвeдёт.
Чacтyшки o дoмe иcпoлнит
И в caмoe cepдцe вoйдёт.
Пpипeв:
B чyлaнe гapмoнь зaпылилacь,
Heт в этoм гapмoшки вины.
Гapмoшкa в Poccии poдилacь,
Taк пycть жe игpaют cыны!
Пpипeв
>>56710648
No one will understand you.
Because it is similar, but fully another language.
>>56710648
Like speaking Spanish in Portugal or Brazil. It is different.
bump bump bump
>>56709636
You didn't answer my stupid ugly question!
>>56710654
THANK YOU ! THANK YOU!
Been looking that song for months.
I love that music.
why are you restarting the cold war?
you are like germany after ww1
>we were failed the first time
>lets just do it again
do you expect a different outcome?
>>56710924
will take knifes and will cut of dicks. Now you should go to school.
>>56710946
Do you smoke weed a lot? Why you like this folk harmonical music, lol?
>>56710973
Hmm.. interesting. The way I was presented with the question was: you don't get out unless you sit. If you do nothing you starve to death in the room.
>>56710958
>why are you restarting the cold war?
We didn't.
It was referendum without any shoots, with all world rules laws, there was foreign persons, who looked for it all. So all was ok in crimea.
And unlegal ukrainian government started war. And US started sanctions. Whats the problem?
>>56711007
oh, come on. It is russian joke from prisons. And you will learn me what the true answer on this stupid sharadas?
>>56711092
What about this one!
You have a fat dick and a tasty cake. One you have to sit on, the other you have to put into your mouth. Which goes where?
>>56711001
Hahahaha. I like accordions in general. But I like those songs because they have a nice rhythm.
Also they sound kind of sad, and depressing which goes well with me. Of course I might be wrong since I've no idea what the lyrics say, but I like them anyway.
>>56709032
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0e5TD1jJZmb
>>56711126
Dick in cake
>>56711272
That's not nice! You will go to prison now.
>>56711272
lol. I can't unswer on this not true question.
>>56711303
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1CevO1y8MtN
>>56711320
>denying
noice
>>56711402
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1CevO1y8MtN
ты кaкoй-тo пoeхaвший.
Cpaзy виднo, вoльнoв
>>56711482
4ch is perfect for people like this... we are all a bit retarded here.
>>56711482
>Cpaзy виднo, вoльнoв
Boт щяc oбиднo былo.
ok, 4chan. I will go to learn english with my very good books. Good luck!
>>56711650
cya friend
what is the reason for locking down the internet and blocking vpns and such?
Can i have some help here?
>>56711804
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kAi02fCD8i
rate/hate!
>>56709637
twitter - idk, probably no alternative
youtube - probably rutube (but I also guess vk is also good for this purpose)
>>56709032
Do all Russian qts have big breasts? My dream is to get Russian gf
Russia is awful what's new?
>>56710160
aaaand we kind of don't have problems with it.
But the fact that there are such laws and this atmosphere is .. meh, irritating.
>>56715351
No, most of them are skinny, because it's fashionable to look anorexic in this country
