>be indian
>wake up to screams of women being gang raped
>pray to blue two-headed rhino god
>no shower so bathe in river
>almost choke on child's spinal column
>ride on roof of victorian train to the call centre
>"hello this is hank from computer company we need to ask you a few-" *click*
>creepily hit on western women on facebook during breaktime
>walking home
>need to take a shit for the 35th time that day
>squat over a dying orphan who happened to be in the way
>wipe anus with hand
>eat rice from a giant communal bowl
>use hands like a chimp
>time for bed
>crawl up in a pile of straw with, pray to 5 armed lobster-woman for allowing me to live in the city on earth
Such is life in London.
that shamalamadingdong twist
>>56708677
Literally the most subhuman picture I've seen in a while.
>German """""" banter""""""
Got me good, nice work op.
>>56708677
Hey OP, did you hear about them remaking a popular American comedy and setting it in Germany?
>It's Always Sunni in Berlin
>>56708768
personally think a designated shitting gutter is a step up from an entire street desu
>>56709783
Ayy
india is actually worse than africa.
If these fags were eating less spicy curry and more fiber rich foods maybe they wouldn't have to shit 13 times a day
>>56708677
M. Night Shayylmao
>>56708677
using copy paste
>Land der Dichter und Denker
>>56708677
Holy shit bongcucks absolutely BTFO! Can they ever recover from such a striking blow? Tbh lost my shit at this post. You can probably find it somewhere on the sidewalks of London
