How do I get a European gf?
>>56701236
Get a manicure.
>>56701236
be brown, come to europe, claim you're from iraqistan, etc
>go to Europe
>be either charismatic or rich
>if neither apply, go to Bulgaria
>>56701236
Is that a guy?
>>56701294
This and have lots of money
Don't be yourself
>>56701319
Thats a horse
>>56701236
Just replicate what they do in Mofos® Public Pickups©
You can't get an American Girlfriend and you pretend to get an European gf, don't be dickhead
American with a British GF here. Ask me anything.
>>56701501
Do you suck dicks?
>>56701334
>>56701319
idiots
>>56701501
What does her semen taste like?
>>56701540
I find dicks repulsive.
>>56701501
Are you that one who keeps posting that pasta every few months about not knowing if you should move here or stay there?
>>56701613
What about balls?
>>56701236
Be black.
>>56701236
Be muslim
>>56701311
>tfw moving to Spain soon and I'm charismatic and rich
>>56701747
seems legit
>>56701638
Yes. That is me.
>>56701747
Post feet.
>>56701793
Do you enjoy the taste of her semen or do you view sucking her dick as a chore?
>>56701768
Well maybe I'm not charismatic, but certainly not shy.
>>56701810
'no'⊙⊙⊙□°¤○¤¤
>>56701294
ill do this
i'm already brown and faking a middle eastern accent will do the think, will demand reparations and shit from a SJW
im coming europe
>>56701931
So? That means nothing m8
>>56702053
I'm rich though and show it, that does, especially in a third world brown shit hole like spain where they've never seen a white person before and they live on 20 euro a week. My watch is worth 20 Spaniards
>>56702053
>women aren't attracted to confidence
t. canacuck
be able to deal with their constant bullshit
easier to pump&dump
date only those east of Poland
>>56701236
Be.Alberto Barbosa
easy pussy will be cumming your way, you sack of brown shit
Don't know much about that, but there's literally nothing easier than getting laid in a major US college if you're European.
Just assume the "enlightened European bewildered by American mannerisms" stance. I doubt a German accent is regarded as sexy but I still got a better amount of pussy than here in Germany.
Wear a manpurse for extra damage.
Why do American women love European men so much?
>>56702280
>east of Poland
if he wanted mongoloids he probably would've asked how to get a gf from asia
>>56701236
Be refugee.
You'll never get a Joosten. She's religious, shy and Dutch. Nigger muslims don't get white women where I live.
>>56704535
german accent is sexy everywhere
>>56701236
She looks jewish though. Look at that ah... Breathing apparatus.
>>56702280
I don't even know which way she's looking...?
>>56706612
I'm dating a Flemish girl and I'm Mexican. Her friend from Limburg is also dating a Mexican. I know they're technically not dutch but it's almost the same thing.
I made her send a picture of her chest covered in cum to her ex-bf (who is dutch) and he texted her back saying he was going to kill himself.
I was never so turned on in my life.
>>56706998
So how did you jump the fence in the first place?
>>56707079
Same way you used the boats.
>>56707079
What fence? I think you quoted the wrong person.
>>56707090
>>56707134
You guys are numerous, I'm goad you dropped the new spain name otherwise they'd disown you.
>>56706998
>USA flag
>mexican
whoa no way
>>56701236
>Hate your own race
>Turn into a dirty socialist
>Have no self respect
Simple
>>56707242
Moving to Antwerp soon. Are there any Mexicans in The Netherlands or Belgium?
>>56701236
have money and be foreign(doesn't matter the race)
>>56707297
that town is 50% muslim and 10% gypsy so revert to islam brownboy, and maybe you will be allowed to stay
>>56704535
because you will leave soon so they dont have to give a fuck about you
>mfw the first European I meet is a dyke with short hair and wears colorful clothing named Raefella
lmao what the fuck
i met my girlfriend on couchsurfing
her profile said her dream was to backpack through south america and since i was born there i messaged her, shes from germany.
so we talked for 2 years and finally met up, had ridiculous sex in new york, and now we're going to see if we can live together somewhere sometime soon.
we dont share any common legal right to stay in any one country so it's hard .
>>56707580
How are my chances in Bulgaria?
>>56707297
>Moving to Antwerp soon
poor lad
>>56707653
Good luck bro. I'm trying to figure out the same thing with me and my GF. Luckily were both on track to graduate with a social work degree.
Once we get married my visa is pretty much guaranteed. The only thing I'm worried about is learning dutch. It's hard to live a country whose language you don't speak fluently.
>>56707722
It's not that hard m8,
English: Hamburger
Dutch: Hamburger
>>56707722
you don't need to learn dutch, they know better english than you do
german on the other hand, anyone over 25 seems to have downs trying to speak english
-Go to France
-Say: "I'm american"
-Get pussy
As simple as that.
Could it work for a french guy in america?
>>56701236
Check the local mosque
>>56708489
https://youtu.be/_8M3OCY3aa8
>>56708547
What the fuck is this Guy even doing?
What if I'm brown but Mexican? Will I be able to get an European gf easily?
I'm also 5'10.
>>56702088
Fuck off we are full
>>56701311
Fuck off! We're full!
>>56709586
>how to get bulgarian gf
in continental europe, height is a non-issue for girls. it's meaningless. prove me wrong
t. alberto 187cm
>>56709586
we are such pussies that we would accept anyone without any resistance
>>56713292
>youre not fooling anyone
>>56713292
Kek good one grease.
>>56701986
you'll have more chance being mexiacn you faggot
>>56701334
Neabižo zosi.
>>56706612
s-shut up
How are your women in general?
>>56704535
Exotic accents, big uncut cock. Love of football and of course, that blonde hair.
/mgg/ here
really wonder why joostfag's flag is always star stripe
>>56701236
Get into the Camphill scene. They usually have an international boarder or two (if you don't mind 'em a lil crunchy). If ya strike out, working with the touched is a hell of a soul-search.
>>56706200
I take mongoloids over literal whores any day
>>56716627
>and of course, that blonde hair
Poor deluded blondlet.
>>56701236
>Go to your more dirtiest degenerate whore ridden urban part of america
>pick up any rancid 2 dollar drug addict STD infested slut
>?????
Congratulations You now have European waifu material
>>56706998
>Mexican
Disgusting..I bet she is ugly woman with low standards
