Cuckstamp edition
cara
crayon pop
Drake
Hey guys I'm here for the new thread
It is abhorrent that most wealth is controlled by those who contribute nothing to society
Could do with a bf
>>56695424
I'm so glad you're here!
cease posting fuck ugly korean dogs
>>56695373
You managed to post this before I announced it in the old thread
Are you just sitting in the catalog waiting for is it leet hax
the arena in oblivion is ridiculously easy
just started and i beat the whole thing
hi where is burger
>>56695441
same 2bh
>>56695441
same
>>56695469
he literally just sits there manually refreshing the catalogue
>>56695469
ye pretty much
>>56695482
Where r u
>>56695473
>>56695373
this 2bh
Anyone know why when Britain gained independence from the British empire they stopped using this flag?
>>56695470
I never even bothered to fight in it. The stone arch that you leave to get into the arena has a glitch and if you jump on top of it you walk through the scenery.
>walking down the road
>stray thorn punctures my penis
>don't know how to change mine because my instructor never told me before getting my license
>guy in a van notices me having trouble
>offers to help me out
>reluctantly let him do it because I'm already late
>takes my nuts off and slips off my penis
>puts the new willy on
>overinflates it to 60 psi
>it's about to burst
>only last 1 and a half hours with the prostitute later
why do i never get dubs? :(
>>56695509
Cheshire
trump really went overboard on the israel stuff there
>>56695513
literally this
>>56695508
and I love you for it
>>56695473
The burger is a British invention.
Business idea: Redistribute the wealth
The Midlands are achingly beautiful.
smoked a cancer stick (silk cut cigarrette) and instantly regretted it
>>56695543
good source of cash desu
was able to buy some good gear because of it
unforgettable
battlefleet gothic lad here?
setting my settings manually, can you tell me what number ultra is? its in appdata/local
>>56695574
I wonder if the gimps on /pol/ will turn on him.
>>56695511
something's wrong with this burger
>>56695585
wait a second
>>56695566
R-really!?
>>56695596
It's quite fitting as you're also posting with a cancerous flag
Where are the aussies?
evil globalist bastard
>>56695441
same
>>56695655
I killed all of them
>>56695655
hello I am here
now smell of smoke in the room
ugh
>>56695642
ah here
big rude
I>>56695655
Australia
>>56695361
FIXED.
>>56695677
cut that out
>>56695641
Do you live here too?
maisie
My was birthday today lads
>>56695699
*cuts your heart out*
Need to spend £4.01 more for free delivery on Amazon what shall I get lads
>>56695596
A cancerous fag smokes a cancerous fag, how fitting
>>56695680
Shit I meant the New Zealand version of Aussies, fuck this is embarrassing now
>>56695702
Dunno lol x
>>56695727
*its a hologram*
>>56695629
No idea where to find that, you're going to have to tell me where
Cheshire is the best county desu
>>56695728
half a freddo
the hottest most qtiest girl you know takes a hot stinking shit every day
>>56695728
Poleaboo suggests buying something large you might buy in the future, such as headphones
How is Ivanka jewish
>>56695728
pink/blue fizzy cola bottles
lots of them
>>56695757
Got family there, it is nice.
>>56695756
C:\Users\<your username>\AppData\Local\BattleFleetGothic\Saved\Config\WindowsNoEditor
>>56695776
Ivana Trump is jew
started having sexual fantasies about corbyn
he started evenly distributing my cum to all the thirsty sluts who wanted it
>>56695789
haha fucking DOXXED nerdddddddd <your username> Smith
>>56695762
Poleaboo knows this all too well
hacked donald trump lads, he lives here
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trump_Tower_(New_York_City)
>>56695789
doxxed and outfoxxed
>>56695789
>>56695756
and its gameusersettings.ini
>>56695814
quad checked that to make sure I hadn't left anything desu
>>56695695
>higher immigration rate than sweden
>>56695742
hullo I um hurr
>>56695776
She has brown hair, dyes it blonde and converted to Judaism
>>56695776
her bf is a jewish
>>56695714
No one going to wish me a happy birthday? :'(
*cries*
>>56695776
wot
her
name
is
Ivan?
>>56695849
iktf
*seizes the means of production*
>>56695789
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do you think if Tim Berners-Lee knew his creation would be used so NEETs in the year 2016 could inform each other they were doing a poo he'd take a cricket bat to all the computers in the olden days
>>56695714
happy birthday x
>>56695874
>>56695714
Was I but had to make another post
happy birthday
>>56695874
didn't understand your post 2bh m8
When is the /gaybrit/ meetup?
*nationalizes the steel industry in response to anon seizing the means of production*
>>56695714
happy birthday la
>>56695897
cheers senpai
>>56695818
do you work for anonymous??
>>56695751
Want to come over for a cuddle?
>>56695927
my house 10 minutes ago
>>56695913
It came out wrong
>>56695903
>>56695905
>>56695935
Thank you! xxx
*kisses you*
Would you partake in a double anal penetration porno lads. your cock would get pleasure from rubbing against the other cock inside.
>>56695927
Soon, needs to be in the middle of the country though and easy for everyone to get to
Birmingham is the only option
fuck u
you fucked me over
>>56695898
Tim Berners-Lee is overrated anyway 2bh.
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Guy-Fawkes-mask-V-Vendetta/dp/B006070G7O
bit steep, need it for my anti bigotry rally though
>>56695931
more like memes of production
>>56695961
Sure x
>>56696023
>>56696034
>>56696023
janny got him lads rip
F
Willy is propa stiffy rn
>>56696053
You don't sound very enthusiastic. Just forget it.
Gf just fell in love with the yay
What do
>>56696034
here lad
http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/aw/d/B007BDGLFM/ref=pd_aw_fbt_21_3?ie=UTF8&refRID=03YYXXQQAGFPPTCN3EV3
>>56695630
No, he's always been rolling with this "bomb iran" shit since day 1
>>56696064
bloody racist
ordered a pizza to your door already, kiddo. enjoy your hawaiian...
my name is Brock Dieselmash
>>56696034
Main reason I didn't go to London chanology back in the day was because the masks were so expensive and hard to find.
Autistics looking to embarrass themselves have it much easier these days.
>>56696105
I'm outside bbz pls don't be like this :'( its upsetting
Poleaboo is going to cut himself while watching Fresh Meat on Channel 4+1
>>56695992
*cums*
>>56696132
pizza shack isnt even open this early L0L
>>56696166
*turns off every light in the house and hopes you go away*
making an announcement
>>56695361
Just be glad that your flag will never be as cucked as an Aussies.
>Wake up
>Remember I'm not Australian
>I'm also not Anthony Burch
Does anyone here remember what some of the big may mays were here in 2014? I'm trying to remember when I first started coming to /brit/, think it was late 2013 but I'm not sure
Pros and cons of both Hitchens brothers?
>>56695511
You think that's bad?
The national dish of Northern Ireland is the 'Ulster fry'
Northern Ireland is a blight on our glorious Union and the only reason we keep it round is to shove it in the potato munching paddy's face
>Northern Ireland is so cucked they try to love Britain even more than real British people
>>56696202
got my anonymous friends to make it, enjoy....
>>56696254
Pros: Christopher
Cons:Peter
>>56696254
They're Jewing you.
They're both Professional Cons.
having an eat of some food
>>56696270
fuck pls tell them to stop im sorry
2 years ago I took a load of md at on a night out and go so gurned my jaw is now fucked.
It clicks loads and my sideburn area hurts if I press it.
Wat do?
>>56696203
*waves at you while your poking your head through the curtains to see if I'm still there*
IT'S OVER
>>56696376
kill urself and start over from the beginning
>>56696391
>Pros: Christopher
>Cons:Peter
>>56695903
>>56695905
>>56695913
>>56695935
>>56696183
>>56696201
I'm getting so much attention, I feel so warm! Best birthday ever!!! X
where can i buy benzos lads
pls respond or ill spam willy pics
>>56696427
from drug dealers
gonna make cheese on toast for brekky lads imho
NEETs deserve death
>>56696278
>>56696292
Not Progressives and Conservatives
What are the good and bad things about both of their views
having a look
>>56696268
Fantastic post all round
>Northern I R I S H love us so much but fail to realise we couldn't give two fucks about them
>>56696449
not an option
>>56696324
want to learn to use i2p but i know nothing about this shit
shame, really.
NEET bennie scroungers should be made to work from dusk till dawn tbb
>>56696427
*doesn't respond*
>>56696457
no we don't, we deserve jobs
>>56696481
then you wont be able to get any.
>>56696426
Haha you're gay lol
Sad birthday
You bones will become malleable clay in my hands that I will can mold into a masterpiece or irreparably crush.
The choice is yours.
>>56696427
chemicalwire and buckledbonzi
>>56696268
>>56696470
>Northern Irish love the English
You lads should get out more. Come on over for Easter and you'll see how much we "love" you.
>>56696403
maybe
>>56696426
xox
>>56696470
This thread is based on cuckstamps but never has our glorious empire stamped on cucks like in Northern Ireland. I can't wait until we're rid of them and the paddys massacre them for their faggotry.
>>56696520
the last site i used that didnt have a spastic payment method doesnt sell them anymore
About to light up this joint that was paid for in full by the British taxpayer
Cheers wageslaves!
>>56696564
na dont actually do it haha i dont think it works like that desu
>>56696497
bender
>>56696562
hey lad
what are you gonna do for the 12th of july. my street gets bricked lol, might go down south
Slavs are fucking weird.
They have qt girls but the men literally look like subhuman animals.
Take your average inbred council housed chav from England, and that shit is an average looking man in Slavic countries.
Luckily they are starting to be westernized and are no longer shaving their heads like skinhead neo-nazis as much.
>>56696562
Northern Ireland is home to more Union Jacks than the rest of the U.K. combined.
It's also a deprived shithole that offers nothing in economically or culturally to our union. We just love to spite the spud munchers. Northern Ireland would either and die along with the gay Loyalist way of life as soon as we drop you.
>>56696623
I'm a taig, so I'll probably be getting jumped for the 12th. Normally I'm on holiday for it, but circumstances won't let me do that this year.
>>56696556
thank you friend (:
poo
>>56696639
great post
Reunification when?
Don't like the fact there's literal IRISHmen posting under our flag
>>56696562
>>56696662
Sorry lad, can you try speaking white? I can't speak muslim.
>>56696669
whereabouts do you live?
I'm in Belfast, near a main road, so it's a bit of a hellhole around that time. I always save a holiday for it.
if youve banged 10 or more girls raise your hand
*raises hand*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0MBTgsmP0E
just uploaded a new Youtube™ video lads
please watch and subscribe
>>56695415
Looking a bit Rasheed there la, it'd be a shame if he got deported back to Weedland
POO
AND
WEE
>>56696023
i swear to c*rist j*nny i WILL hurt you
>tfw my hairstyle changes every time I wash it
why is this
>>56696734
Belfast. Right next to Loyalists, so it's always a good time come the 12th.
>>56696714
Sorry I can't understand your guttural tribespeak. I don't like potatoes or your shite whiskey.
*psychotically chops anon's hand off with hatchet*
>>56696770
he will get deported to israel
Wish I could vote for English independence
Tired of being part of the same country as the Welsh and northern irish
Scotland alright but they wanna leave anyway
>>56696788
Allahu Ackbar indeed m8.
drinking some dishwasher (coors light) and tempted to have another cancer stick lads
>>56696662
lol who cares
>tfw sometimes I wash my hair and I have a nice hairstyle after it dries
>>56696784
The Orange Order is a literally homosexual organisation.
>the cry was massive benders
>>56696864
Both sides of the "conflict" are a bunch of benders. The only sane ones are the ones who want Northern Ireland to be its own state.
>>56696857
Post nice hairstyle
>>56696784
wew lad, at least my area is predominantly nationalists. lots of places to buy alcohol though, so it's a hotspot.
council never cleans up the fucking bottles left everywhere
post your favourite nigger
>>56696896
lol imagine Northern Ireland as its own state. It'd be literally fucked in weeks.
Give them to the paddys, wipe out the British wannabe homos and they'll be alright.
anyway I can prevent dreaming lads
they are fucking me up mentally desu, way too vivid
>le anti-ulster meme
fuck off rasheeds
the proddies are good lads
>>56696925
*holds up a mirror in front of you*
my favourite nig
>>56696930
good post
>>56696930
Irish GDP per capita would go down massively if you add in NI kek
>>56696807
England needs independence from London
leftists would sooner have ISIS in the US govt than Trump
worried i might have caught something lads. kissed a guy at the weekend and now i have a saw throat
shitt
>>56696930
>It's literally be fucked in weeks
Who'd notice?
>>56696911
My area is Nationalist as fuck. It's just a flashpoint because it's surrounded by huns. All a bit of craic though.
>>56696970
trump is a racsit and a sexist
>>56696981
you gay?
Turns out several years of chronic GERD looks to have given me pulmonary fibrosis. Literally furious my doctor never spotted it, I had been complaining of chest problems every couple of weeks for about two years now, sent me for CT scans, said it was probably just smoking, probably just allergies, probably just asthma. But no, turns out it was acid from my treatable GERD seeping from my stomach to my esophegal tract, and into my lungs, causing 'aspiration'. Now my lungs will constantly try to repair themselves by producing buckets of mucous, causing chronic chest congestion and a constant need to clear throat, which funnily enough, eventually tares your esophegal tract and causes blood to be in the mucuous I cough up from my lungs, as well as causing hoarseness and a dry cough on top of me productive cough.
Basically the rest of my life is going to be a barrel of laughs. All because my doctor never made the connection between the two and treated me accordingly. I literally found myself through months of reading about it, mentioned it to my doctor, and she was literally like "oh it's probably that then". fucking useless bitch.
MOY NAME IS WILLYUM ULSTERMUN
>>56696940
Bit vanilla
>>56696936
Learn to lucid dream and then do really boring things
>>56697010
willempiejjjjjjj
>red onions
>green onions
>yellow onions
>white onions
>spanish onions
>sweet onions
are onions a meme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HPptic_tFg
>>56697026
shut up leaf l0l
>>56697014
think thats part of the problem desu
>>56697026
no, onions are based.
>>56697026
Turd
>>56697026
red onions masterrace
>>56696936
unironically start smoking weed
it really does stop you dreaming
>>56697042
Can you actually lucid dream?
>Red Pill Philosophy
>>56697001
Some GPs are absolute dogshite. If you suspect something wrong then always see another one, and another, till you find the problem
JUST FUCK MY SKYLINE UP
>>56696936
Decrease melatonin levels (warning, this will also close your third eye)
>>56696987
yeah, it's great the next day. always get some chimping out. it's p comfy to watch a livestream
>>56696268
you should hang onto it seeing as england is becoming little pakistan
Fucking hell,dad is back and telling Poleaboo to find a job, calling a friend to get him work at a warehouse
Daily cut can't come soon enough
>>56696254
Pros
>both sharp as a tack
>Christopher was a charming lad
>Peter seems incapable of sin
Cons
>so ludicrously Jewish that no one was surprised when it turned out their mother was a crypto-Jew
>Christopher was a bit of a sophist and a neo-conservative
>Peter is so nebbish I would believe the cucking copypasta is true
>>56696936
How do you dream so much? I'd like to know
Did Trump talk about Assad/FSA at the AIPAC conference?
>>56697076
very rarely, but all my dreams are fairly vivid since I always write them down
>>56697063
but thats illegal
>>56697094
not willing to make such a sacrifice
>>56697106
down the corridor
>>56697123
if you dont remember your dreams you might snore too much
>>56697126
Support for Putin is the worst part of Trump's platform
Reminder that if you're one of the many posters who posts links ITT, you should remember that I don't open a single one of them. Youtube, BBC, Vice, DailyMail, vocaroo, strawpoll, anything; I do not click a single one. All that time you spend highlighting the link, copying and pasting it, filling out the CAPTCHA and sitting eagerly waiting for relevant (You)s relating to the content on the other side of the link are completely and utterly wasted on me because I do not, ever, open links ITT
>>56696957
Irish GDP is irrelevant anyway, half of it is tax haven remittances from companies like Starbucks
should i have another silk cut lads
y/n
>>56697132
Jealous 2bh.
>>56697123
write down your dreams as soon as you wake up, every detail you can remember and you will be able to remember them
the trick isn't having them, its remembering them long enough to be aware of them
>>56696254
Peter's stance on terrorism and civil liberties is fucked up
He thinks muh freedoms is more important than foiling paki terrorist plots
very irrationally angry at lots of people
>>56697095
Watched it last year on stream with /pol/. That was some craic. Some peeler lost most of his ear within the first few minutes.
>>56696426
I feel so tightly-knit with you lads I'd probably give you a birthday succ
>>56697078
I did this multiple times, to the point where my surgery actually told me to stop seeing other GPs and stick to my regular doctor. The other doctors just look at your notes from your regular doctor, and go on them, then say something along the lines of "if it persists, go and see your regular doctor"
>>56697180
Cuck detected
Shouldn't you be off selling your browsing history to GCHQ?
>>56697180
What's he say
how do I get qt3.14 korean gf in England?
how did he do this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKcn7I-UxFc
>>56697203
then your problem was probably just hidden and hard to diagnose
or you live in a poverty area with shit GPs
Stopped dude lmaoing years ago but dreams are still very infrequent.
Think I've smoke-damaged my pineal gland.
>>56697207
Fuck off Rasheed, the government can see my xvideos history if it helps them stop you paki terrorists
some1 listen to my problems
>>56697189
Oh yeah, I was there too. Saw some knob with a mask on and an extremely identifiable tattoo climb onto a police car, it was good stuff.
>>56697232
>go on POF
>enter search settings
>asian/25 mile radious
>nothing but two fat pakis
fuming
>>56697254
Hellfire and brimstone lad.
>>56697280
Let's hear them lad.
>>56697254
magic
>>56696639
"Native" Slavs, as in the original Slavs and not races integrated into the Slavic culture, are very neotenous so if they don't maintain a certain look they begin looking very ugly.
My first lucid dream that didn't wake me up immediately, I jumped off a lamppost, didn't fly
then i walked up the side of a building, jumped off, still didn't fly and woke up when I hit the ground
>Fuck off Rasheed, the government can see my xvideos history if it helps them stop you paki terrorists
>>56697298
idk
load of bollocks is all it is
>>56697258
Try eating Stilton cheese, it gives you mad dreams.
hahahaha yeh
