Insult me based on my country.
Well, only if you can of course :^)
>>56679198
poland is a shithole
I don't have nothing against Austria, so I can't :(
Why would we?
habsburgerreich more like assburgerslavs lamo
I can´t
>>56679198
Germany has better composers
>>56679298
so is belgium
>>56679198
Hitler wasnt really Austrian.
>>56679403
it doesn't
also your flag looks like ours but you were too poor for enough red.
Austrians are the best people of the germanic.It is Austria that should be called Germany instead.Germany today can be called Westrians
>>56679437
But Austria is worse.
>>56679598
Mozart was german, checkmate.
>>56680305
They spawned Hitler voted for unification and got away with saying "We were no nazis!"
>>56679198
I can't insult Waltz. Sorry, anon-kun.
If you're from Vienna, there's an 11% you're Muslim.
I don't have nothing against Austria.
>>56679198
Why are Austrians ashamed of being Germans? How come whenever I ask you why you don't wanna be with Germany, you get mad. You are literally the same people.
>>56679198
You are cucked out of your empire, you are rightful German clay, you failed to get any (TM) on any of your cultural stuff so we all think they're bundesrepublik german, you are too cucked to call yourselves Germans, your accent sounds like a drunk dutchman, and you're mostly famous for a bizarre autistic sensory overload you call 'yodeling'.
>>56679198
I've a man crush on Cristopher Waltz desu
>>56680886
>but Sweden is cucked!
If a heroin addict tells another heroin addict; "you're a heroin addict", does that make it less true?
>>56680886
How does that refusing to submit make someone a cuck? Apparently you swedes got your worddefinition twisted.
>>56680804
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3r61EcyegBM
Mr Waltz explains it pretty well. I raged though, I give you that
Vienna is basically an african shithole right now on par with Paris and austrians are bigger cuckolds than germans.
>>56679198
Your only ticket to historical fame is giving birth to the man that cucked you
>>56682459
Why does it get called a shithole by other shitholes? Do you know how many of your disgusting people are here? They flee from your shithole to come to my "shithole".
>>56682604
Not my fault that you allow gypsies there. You're even doing your civic duty of making your cities look like India just to accommodate them, so it's your own fault for them flocking there.
>>56682780
I'm not blaming anyone. I just think it's hypocritical calling a country a shithole where your own people fled to.
>>56679198
>implying
I respect Austria desu, I don't know much but your history and culture seems to be really good
>>56679198
The Sydney Opera House wasn't as impressive as I thought it would be.
>>56679198
nice trophies for winning ww1
nice empire
I like this country much. family also come soon
>>56679198
muh Caporetto
>>56679198
what happens in Austra?
>>56683495
kangaroos
>>56683495
Locking your children in basements and not being Nazis.
>Insult me based on my country.
>country
*rump-state
>>56683849
good one
>>56679198
Too bad you didn't save ethnic cleansing points for the Muslims.
>>56679198
How's the music in your country?
>>56679198
>Well, only if you can of course :^)
>
UNGRATEFUL TRAITORS
WE SHOULD'VE LET THE TURKS BURN VIENNA, YOU BACKSTABBING BASTARDS
>>56683652
What if I lock my Nazi child in the basement? :)
>>56684030
2/3s of that army were germans , so ...eh.
You alone wouldnt have saved them, but the help is appreciated.
>>56684042
Counts as not being Nazi.
Also the more I read about islam the less I like it.
>>56684030
Krakau und Galizien zurückgeben bitte
>>56684157
You'll not only hate it, you'll get perplexed
Until you realise it's nothing but Arab imperialism disguised as divine decree, with manipulation of the specifics for polticial purposes.
You'd have better spent your time studying windshield wipers or pokemon base stats.
>>56679198
>be one of the richest empires in history
>strategic location in the center of a european continent that dominates the world
>legacy: men in wigs playing classical music
you can't make this shit up
>>56684369
Exactly but people here want to treat them like other abrahamic faiths, but it doesnt work.
I dont want to be arabified though.
Ich habe nach Österreich gegangen, nach Wien. Es ist fantastisch, ich kann nicht warte zu wieder gehen. :^)
>>56684525
Finnischer Humor.
Höhöhöhö.
>>56684566
... No for real I really liked it, it was a good vacation trip. Excellent food, and excellent sense of culture and history.
>>56684648
That's not how you insult someone, you fucking retard
>>56679198
>Be Austrian man
>Lock daughter in Basement for years
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>>56684739
Obviously not. I'm just saying I like Austria a lot.
>>56684648
>>56684739
>>56684566
Oh, the "wieder gehen" sounded like "I can't wait to leave."
>>56679198
You're just a subgroup of Germans
>>56684898
How do I say to go again then? Like I can't wait to go once more?
Austria is pretty much german brainwashed cuckness with belgian relevancy
>>56685007
Ich würde gerne bald wiederkommen.
>>56685062
Danke! :^)
What does bald translate to? Like, bis bald?
>>56679437
Whoa !! now what did we do to you senpai??
>>56685007
>>56685062
>>56685105
Don't trust that german snitch. It's "auf wiedersehen".
YOU'RE FUCKING WHITE MALE
Glocks are pretty mediocre and only excel at taking off fingers
>>56685147
Your flag looks the same as germanies
>>56685199
I'm sorry vlad
>>56679198
Fuck you and your kangaroo infested prison colony
>>56685163
>>56685105
It means: "i would like to come again."
The austrian is also right, but what he recommends is also used as "Goodbye" equivalent and might be misunderstood.
>>56679198
>be lancklocked
>develop a basement fetish
>>56685436
be cowards
>>56685426
no, it literally translates to "see you again"
>>56685477
>>56685199
How the fuck does russia keep gettin dubs?
>>56685509
But we use it as a goodbye floskel!
What's to insult about Austria?
>make Holy Roman Empire
>HRE is kill, go on annex spree
>become giant mittleuropean empire
>actually develops the parts it annexed, built railways, subsided plants, made productive areas out of shitholes (Czechoslovakia)
>empire has multiple languages, all of which are official, German not forced
>acquire colonial clay made up of a neighbourhood in China
>Chinese added in official documents
>Chinese granted citizenship, colony is colony no more, but elevated to metropolitan status
>get rekt in WW1 (seriously, stop the memes, Austria broke the treaty with Germany and Italy. But Germany joined anyway)
>post WW1 still rollin
>WW2 go full nazi
>divided in two post WW2, a good chunk of it goes to Soviet Union
>reunite, recover from Soviet Leeches, still rolling
10/10 bretty good country
>>56685570
like this
>>56685163
That's goodbye.
>>56685426
Ah yes I agree. Danke Freund!
>>56685509
>>56685572
Yeah learn Hochdeutsche, Adolf Friztler (not you beloved German ally).
>>56685640
>empire has multiple languages, all of which are official, German not forced
ayyyy lmao
>>56685216
I have some surprises for you. Are you ready?
I am Vlad, but my name is not Vladimir. And I am so white that's I am afraid the Sun because I can get cancer
>>56685896
Forced so good you speak German
>>56679198
Go suck a refugee cock, cuck
>>56686027
>From the high Middle Ages up to the dissolution of the Austro-Hungarian Empire in 1918, in the territory of present-day Slovenia, German was the language of the elite, and Slovene was the language of the common people. During this period, German had a strong influence on Slovene, and many Germanisms are preserved in contemporary colloquial Slovene. Many Slovene scientists before the 1920s also wrote in foreign languages, mostly German, which was the lingua franca of science throughout Central Europe at the time.
>>56679598
Except it does. Also you are Peru.
>>56686103
be witty at least, spaniard
>>56679198
>you still don't own South Tyrol
>>56684113
>2/3s of that army were germans , so ...eh. You alone wouldnt have saved them, but the help is appreciated.
>implying your "2/3" mattered to a cavalry unit well-known for taking on forces 10 times larger and winning with little to no casualities
typical German revisionism
