There's a new cute German guy at uni who sits by himself near me in one of my classes.
How do I befriend a German? What are they into apart from digging holes at beaches? I should probably let him know that's not okay here
Ask him if he prefers Dortmund or Bayern.
>>56661474
what did he mean by this
What his favorite Sawker team is, ya silly cunt.
>>56661447
>that's not okay here
Its perfectly fine cunt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-KsMiQ5ZG8
>how do I befriend
Be in close proximity and chat long enough you autistic fag.
>>56661523
this video makes me physically ill
what the fuck
>>56661523
should of let them die stupid kiwi tards
>>56661474
>not supporting Shalke
Hans, please
>>56661447
ask him how he likes his Sauerkraut and why he isn't wearing Lederhosen.
post pic
>>56661447
Why is it not okay to dig holes at the beach?
>>56664387
because the stupid kiwis counldn't provide the right papers showing that they did their statics-maths.
>>56664387
It makes the beach look ugly and people can fall in or twist their ankles
why the fuck dig the holes in the first place
>>56661447
Ask him if he takes sausage
>>56666043
To build something cool or to play geologist
>>56666148
What an unredeemably german post
>>56666148
to reenact the trench war in WWI and II?
>>56666148
>play
>>56666289
I never had enough time to dig a hole with the size of a trench
>>56666368
If you do it in beach sand then it wouldnt be hard.
>>56666413
Tbh I prefer swimming over digging
>>56666148
>play geologist
what the fuck ARE germans
>>56666542
>All the labor simulator on steam
Is from germany right?
>>56666554
I don't think they're from there but they're really popular in Germany
>>56666542
a jewish experiment
>>56666148
That's got to be the cutest thing I've ever heard in my entire life. I want to give you a gigantic hug right now. You made my day! Thank you very much, german friend.
>>56661447
Ask him to teach you how to do proper Nazi salute.
>>56666611
Astragon Software GmbH is a publisher of video games and computer software based in Mönchengladbach, Germany.
>>56667246
Y-you too
>>56666611
http://www.astragon.de/simulationen.html
>>56666148
I would laugh but I dig holes too
>>56667357
>being this autistic
just let me hug you forever!
>>56666043
wtf
so kids can't play in the sand?
digging is the only thing beaches are good for
>>56664136
omg this.
>>56667490
No homo please
This makes me uncomfortable
>>56661447
>not digging holes
Lmfao when me and my lads were in the Netherlands we got drunk and dug something that looked like this.
>>56667633
I owned one of those.
>people STILL haven't realized digging holes on the beach is a coordinated Guerilla effort to accelerate the respecitve country's eventual drowning in order to establish German world rule
All according to plan.
>>56667651
Somehow this is not surprising. :')
>>56661447
tell him you own a forklift and need someone who will tidy your warehouse for free
>>56661447
Take him to octoberfest in a Volkswagen, and when he asks for some sausage, give him your wurst.
>>56667683
>>56667633
>>56667651
>>56667739
>Volkswagen
>not BMW
>>56661447
Ask him about vidya. Bear in mind that Germans in general tend to be more shy and reserved, befriending him may take lots of time.
>>56667739
Take him to Wörthersee in a nice Golf R32.
>>56667821
I don't think he wants to break down on the way there
>>56666043
Because they need to do something.
It's like a genetic memory installed into every kraut hardware that stems from the times of Carlos el Magno, the famous castillian Emperor.
Before him, the kraut lived happily idle in the forest, but then one day Carlos decided he've had enough of kraut idleness and so began the Reconquista. The saxons resisted the most, but a little bit of saxon holocaust did they trick.
Eventually all krauts were Reconquista'd and Carlos put them to arbeit 24/7. Clean the forest, remove swamp, labour that clay, etc. When Carlos died, his successor continued this policy for centuries until there was no more swamp to remove, no forest to clean (except the holy ones) and etc. By then, the responsibility of governing the kraut folk had been passed to a variety of former cuck nobles of Carlos, of which one of them raised over the others and decided to create the Unholy Clusterfuck of the Kraut nation. This satisfied the long standing feels of cuckoldry of the kraut nobility but not the feels of average kraut peasant.
So the Emperor Otto the Cuck I pleased the kraut peasantry by allowing them to move east and arbeit as before; remove swamp, clean forest, undig holes and etc 24/7, + the bonus of remove pole.
But that's another story.
Anyway, now that I have educated you all anons, about the origins of the compulsive necessity of the kraut for doing manual labour stuff, it'd be nice if this post gets pasta'd anytime some clueless anon starts with this topic again.
>>56661523
What an entitled little shit
>>56667860
Tell me more about german people pls.
>>56668130
>>56668335
>55%
>Things have only gotten worse
>>56666148
>>56667472
Same here, but I'm legitimately autistic.
>>56661447
>I should probably let him know that's not okay here
Are you seriously saying Aussies don't dig holes?
>>56667722
Nice triple dubs
>>56668335
>youth statistics
>being relevant
you'll cowards don't even have arcane knowledge
>>56668455
>be strayan
>dig hole
>get bit by random underground animal
>die
>>56668335
That only reinforces my point about arbeit;
Greece, Spain, Italy; classic patrician civilizations
USA, Germany: plebeian labour cucks "civilizations"
Just admit that everything was nicer for the kraut folk, before Carlos appeared, when all the kraut cared about was doggystyle Helga and praise Wotan
Tap him on the shoulder and say ficki ficki
>>56668579
>>56668621
Spainards always so angry on 4chan. :')
Dirty turk in disguise.
>>56668621
ALL HAIL KING CARLOS
>>56666148
>play geologist
This is my fetish deu.
>>56668455
Not like the Germans... haven't you seen what they do to beaches?
>>56668858
Lmao.
>>56668668
>'Make Ameriga Thin Again'
>'Buildwall against Mexican Cola'
Someone should run for Bresidency with those slogans desu
>>56668130
you could be on to something here. Only way to stop them is beer and sausage
