Make sure you read dem rules senpai
If you need help understanding a rule I'll be glad to clarify for you
>>56650137
Gimme Japan.
Red.
Tripped.
>Horde
>America
>Grey
>Frost
>>56650137
Start me in Israel.
>Gold
>Horde
>Goldstein Khan of the Jewish Horde
>>56650280
What government you want?
Never seen this map before
Gimme Spain
Blue
>>56650358
Banker
>>56650358
This looks fun as hell, by the way.
>>56650137
>all those territories
>those low as fuck gains
Have fun playing for 6 hours and still not being anywhere near finished.
>>56650137
>Egypt
>Any Color
>Horde
>Start in Kairo
>>56650137
Horde
USA
Yellow
England
Fascist Empire
Green
King Henry VIII
>Kyiv Christendom
>Light Blue
>In Kyiv Rus
>Hoard
>>56650388
And I'll be a Federation
Good day my respectable friends.
>>56650137
>Wesern Alliance of LackLuster or Otherwise Ornery Nations (W.A.L.L.O.O.N.)
>Blue
>Facist empire
>Begin in California
>>56650561
Make a Federation instead
So how do you move over water?
>>56650699
You walk over it like our Lord and Savior taught us to.
>>56650654
>>56650607
>>56650564
>>56650561
>>56650497
>>56650494
get a trip
>>56650450
>>56650393
>>56650388
>>56650336
>>56650299
>>56650825
Go north.
>>56650825
expand into Syria/Jordan
>>56650699
Get dubs as a federation
>>56650825
Fill the Iberian Peninsula
>>56650825
Go South.
>>56650825
Let's begin.
Rolling for my first bonus.
I hope we've all read the rules.
>>56650825
rolling to fill British isles
>>56650858
Is your neighbour playing? Or is AFK?
>>56650916
>>56651014
kek, noel edmonds
>>56651014
He hasn't rolled yet, so I don't think he's active.
>>56650654
roll
>>56650607
whoops, forgot to add you, roll pls
Testing Trip
this is taking far too long
>>56650825
Expand into Balkans
>>56651090
>>56651014
>>56650931
>>56650898
>>56650892
>>56650882
>>56650858
>>56651253
Expand West.
>>56651253
Continue expanding towards Balkans
>>56651253
Keep filling the Iberian peninsula
>>56651253
Rolling for my second bonus
>>56651253
Rolling for more England
>>56651253
syria and iraq please
>>56651299
dubs roll, give me some spain
>>56651286
I thought I fixed my trip.
>>56651253
Go west.
>>56651253
Attack orange
How do we get bonuses?
>>56651445
I don't think I'll give you a bonus for them seeing as they were afk since turn one
>>56651445
>>56651413
>>56651343
>>56651338
>>56651326
>>56651299
>>56651289
influence when
>>56651286
>>56651283
>>56651279
>>56651618
Rolling for my third bonus.
I'm waiting for a call. I expect one soon.
>>56651618
Spread eastward. Attack Grey if they get in the way
>>56651618
Expand into Balkans
>>56651618
finish iraq. spills into Iran
>>56651603
If a vassal of yours quits you get an automatic +15 bonus
>>56651618
attack spain
>>56651661
I don't suppose a double pali is worth much OP?
>>56651661
I'd start asking people directly man
>>56651688
>>56651618
dubs for going farther into Iran.
>>56651618
Counterattack England
>>56651729
It's all about that waiting game OP.
You gotta make em want you.
>>56651618
Expand further West
>>56651618
Attack Wacky wallons.
>>56651751
I want you
>>56651752
NAP? I'm focusing on Asia so you won't have to worry about me in Africa.
>>56651803
I'm listening
>>56651809
Accepted.
>>56651815
Oh shit am I supposed to offer you something? According to the rules if I pet you "influence" me you can take 1/4 of my nation at any point
>>56651815
>>56651803
>>56651757
>>56651752
>>56651751
>>56651749
>>56651732
>>56651729
>>56651710
>>56651706
>>56651691
>>56651688
>>56651683
>>56651664
>>56651661
So are you giving >>56651803
a quarter of your roll now?
>>56651962
Consume wacky wallons.
>>56651949
Will you accept?
>>56651962
Kuwait and Iran.
>>56651962
Attack Spain
>>56651962
Further West
>>56651962
Expand into Balkans
>>56651987
>>56651962
I assume a 3 digit straight isn't worth anything.
>>56651962
Attack grey
>>56651962
Let me in m8.
>Pink
>Mezcallan
>Mexico City
>Federation
>>56651962
Attack England in Spain.
>>56651980
Yes
>>56651999
if these trips do nothing this game is bullshit
>>56651962
Donate my current bonus to Spain.
Rolling.
>>56652051
this tbqh. OP, you need to add palis, dubs, and trips.
>>56651962
A quarter of my roll is going to Spain.
That is correct OP.
>>56652101
The maximum is 15 to be donated per turn, my bad.
Current bonus is 17
>>56652159
Yes, I have transfered the funds :^)
>>56652051
Sorry, trips are reserved for mostly "bad events"
>>56652045
Sorry, I'm a bit busy as is
>>56651979
>>56651987
>>56651999
>>56652005
>>56652016
>>56652031
>>56652050
>>56652278
Keep consuming walloon.
>>56652278
more Iran. spills into arabia
>>56652278
No problem OP.
>>56652278
Fill out the Northwestern Coast.
>>56652311
>>56652278
checked
>>56652278
Finish filling the peninsula, then expand into southern France
>>56652278
Expand into Balkans and spill into Turkey
attack spain
>>56652355
>>56652278
dubs roll for spain take
>>56652355
Fucking hell
>>56652278
Rolling for my bonus.
Give Spain 10 this turn.
>>56652380
Would you like some help?
>>56652355
ebin prediction
>>56652278
Take back my land
>>56652406
fascists can't co-operate with bankers
>>56652345
Hello, friend.
>>56652469
Oh really?
>>56652500
I do not cooperate with Kike Samurais. Please go away.
>>56652500
says in the rules
>>56652541
How unfortunate
>>56652549
Oh, so it does!
>>56652541
>>56652500
>>56652469
>>56652415
>>56652406
>>56652392
>>56652380
>>56652355
>>56652350
>>56652620
Attack the wacky walloon.
>>56652620
Rolling for my bonus.
Give Spain five this turn.
>>56652620
attack spain
>>56652620
Expand West to the Coast. If spills then expand Southeast towards Somalia
>>56652541
Will you cooperate with Christians who turned to the kikes in desperate times?
>>56652620
Fill Iberia, then expand into southern France
>>56652713
Want to go through France to get to them?
>>56652734
I do also not wish to cooperate with Spainiards who sold their Lives.
>>56652620
Invade Turkey
>>56652751
nah
>>56652842
How are you going to get me then?
>>56652800
Where do you want your new province?
>>56652866
in spain
>>56652620
Kill grey
>>56652646
how do you roll a palindrome every turn if these counted for anything I'd be decimated by now
>>56652620
arabia plz
>>56652919
Palis should count for something in terms of normal territory value.
>>56652800
Check 'em
>>56652620
Put me down in China
>>56653000
Do you want to upgrade our NAP into an Alliance? While Europe is slaughtering itself,we are getting stronger
>>56653008
You need a trip.
>>56653000
Hello, friend.
>>56652646
>>56652673
>>56652713
>>56652729
>>56652734
>>56652800
>>56652911
I'm not letting you jump like that man
>>56652919
>>56653000
>>56653029
>not uniting the hordes by force
>>56653097
Attack Wallon!
>>56653029
You'll cooperate with those (((merchants))), but not this merchant?
>>56653097
I want to wipe England off the map
>>56652620
I am Kyiv Christendom, I switched devices. I want to invade Turkey and drop down in China
>>56653097
Rolling for my bonus.
Give Spain my current bonus for this turn
>>56653029
we should just unite under one nation imo. We can roll together and kick some ass.
>>56653097
fill in Arabia, spills into Afghanistan.
>>56653122
There is a big difference between Kikes and Jews,do you know that?
>>56653097
Expand Southwest.
>>56653122
where you want your province family?
>>56653097
Kill Grey
>>56653097
OP is officially a dumbass
have fun playing this game and getting nowhere with your trip dub and pali gets giving you fuck all
there are no water travel rules
OP is tard and updates take way too long
>>56653145
Save the bonuses for when I actually engage England.
>>56653170
That's like saying there's a difference between blacks and niggers
>>56653053
shalom fellow jew
>>56653160
I still think its the best idea for us to be two independent nations,united by an alliance. Are you in?
>>56653181
Ireland
>>56653219
if that's what you want, let us become allies
>>56653214
Not at all.
>>56653097
Fill Turkey, and expand eastward into Siberia
>>56653214
Pointless. I can only donate 15 a turn, and by the time you get there, it'll have come back.
>>56653218
Shalom. I hope we can do business in the near future.
>>56653257
So be it.
>>56653219
yes, let us work together.
>>56653270
let us see how the next few rounds go, then we can talk more.
>>56653293
Who are you? Please put a Name in your Trip.
>>56653270
I'm already in Ireland
>>56653337
Kyiv Christendom
>>56653344
The dude's dropped out, anyway. Western Europe can be yours if we work together
>>56653196
epic
>>56653097
OP,can you tell us how to sea travel already?
>>56653393
If it's close you can go there, Alaska and Russia are close
>>56653427
What about the West African Tip and Brazil?
>>56653375
>>56653393
>>56653427
in other words, OP is a control freak with no actual clue how to host
Guys I'm going to bed, I forgot how long these things take
If someone else want to host they can
I'll add water rules to appease his royal highness
>>56653481
Had you not been Fascist, this wouldn't have been a problem.
>>56653548
>>56653481
>>56653548
Now you can show us how a REAL OP does it.
Attack England.
>>56653548
Are you going to do one more round? If so
Expand towards Central Africa
>>56653623
im watching walking dead right now im afraid
>>56653659
n, sorry
>>56653704
Oh well. Thanks for hosting.
>>56653548
>>56653597
see
>>56650438
What did I tell you?
>>56653663
Didn't think so
In all fairness though, this is a shit map and OP was pretty slow.
>>56653783
i would be happy to OP for new map in 8 minutes
>>56653979
Really? That would be much appreciated.
Which map?
>>56654114
have you got the medieval one from the other night?
>>56654206
This one?
>>56654206
The one where you pick from a list of Nations that are already filled into the board? I've only got the endgame image.
>>56654444
Repeating digits.
>>56654444
This one is good
you guys wanna play?
>>56654640
Sure. Post link.
>>56654640
I've got ~3 hours free so I'll play
