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banter edition
Officially claim this general for the /balt + ausnz/ empire.
crayon pop
cara
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3501152/David-Cameron-pleads-voters-think-children-warns-low-turn-hand-victory-Brexit.html
well, lads, are you thinking of the children?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Street_dogs_in_Moscow
>The leaders are not necessarily the strongest or most dominant dog, but rather the most intelligent, and are acknowledged as such by the other dogs in the pack who depend on them for survival.
>One technique a pack uses involves deploying its smaller, cuter members, having realized that these dogs have more success in begging food from people.
>The dogs have learned to cross the street with pedestrians and have been observed obeying traffic lights.
>A small minority who frequent or inhabit its subway have attracted international attention for learning how to use the trains to commute between various locations.
>In 2007 official statistics suggest that 20,000 attacks took place, of which 8,000 were sufficiently serious to require police or medical intervention and at least one being fatal.
>>56632648
treason
kill yourself russkie cunt
maisie
almost just went and dropped my fucking laptop trying to post first
>>56632702
Get him janny
Aguero? More like alwaysinjuredo ahaha
>>56632702
DOORKEEP
>the city of manchester city
>>56632702
knew this would happen
>>56632709
>3rd
you're losing your touch la
>>56632653
this 2bh
>>56632648
delete this
>>56632702
Ignore this lad, he's farming for (You)s
>>56632702
cant believe how triggered some people are by this.
Might put an offer in
http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-35529867.html
>Losing an hour of sleep tonight
Fucks sake lads, work should start an hour later to compensate desu
*runs into thread panting*
guys.. guys
guy who wanted ASMR slags *pant pant* I found one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3OODpm9DAnU
*sits down on chair to catch breath*
>>56632808
v. nice
ThighU
>>56632648
BRAVO!!! Let the celebratory feast begin! :DDD
cute
>>56632811
Haha yeah why don't they have it on Friday at 4pm :DDDDDDD
t. Reddit
>>56632811
What is this meme?
>>56632808
>no TV in the living room
FUCKING DROPPED
>>56632811
it still isn't the last sunday of march
Sent off my army application today.
Really fucking hope they let me in.
Alright lads? Moving to Durham. I'd love to meet some of you up at the Dun Cow for a pint or two.
some interesting discussion in the karen thread on /c/ lads
mexican food is so based
>>56632901
what role?
>>56632901
If you get rejected from the army it might be time to consider suicide
mom made me a lentil burger and i can now shit for the first time in 5 days
>>56632881
Posh people baka
>>56632915
the River Wear eats drunk students.... beware
don't want to die having achieved nothing
>>56632881
>still watching television
Are you still living in 2009?
co-op qt was not there desu
say I wasn't too autistic, how would I go about getting her number/giving her mine? seems a weird thing to do when someone's working kek
or would you just accept it'll never happen?
>>56632808
£4,000,000
Does that seem cheap?
>>56633021
what is that, a photo for ants?
https://my.mixtape.moe/utjhsf.webm
>>56633007
I guess it is a bit cheap since it has all that land.
>>56633084
>white "people"
Girls in sleeveless dresses don't half give me a chubby
Ready for 2016s most anticipated game lads?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDP3KWLmIlw
>>56632922
Infantry or paratrooper.
who #StayDench here?:
>>56633103
Rasheed
>>56633167
Pajeet
Are there any 90s bangers?
>>56632996
>Co-op
Not even once
daddy is taking a rather long time to cook the steak
doing a starvation
>>56632996
Hand her a CV and say you want to apply for a job - as her boyfriend!
haha
>>56633202
what the fuck did i just watch
mum just sent this
>>56633232
british policing
>>56633084
She didn't chew, wont that thing claw it's way out?
>>56633202
TALK SHIT GET TAZERED
>>56633232
Average co-op shopping experience
>>56633202
What a joke of a country the UK is
Give the police guns already
>>56633249
it'll suffocate very quickly
>>56633275
foy
>>56633275
Literally the worst idea ever
>>56633202
really enjoyed watching him get tased
>>56633218
kek
>>56633218
Very good idea. Do this
>>56633315
t. Criminal
Should I go to londis and get some beer and sweets lads?
>>56633320
>that
>10m
looks like an average 500k house in sussex
>>56633202
>that chav movement
You can tell someone is a chav from the way they bounce about like that. Jumping up and down on the spot with both feet in the centre, one good punch, you're off balance and on your arse.
business idea: pretend to be a gay, arrange to meet with a bender off grindr in a secluded location and rob him for all of his valuables
>>56632996
"listen I hope I'm not being too forward but I'd love to take you out for a drink or something some time"
then when she calls security you'll have to find a new place to shop
>>56633315
wog
>>56633320
Seems a bit overpriced. Is property expensive in Ireland?
rorkeshire
>>56633315
Yeah because the American police never shoot innocent people
>>56633418
Hope you target a 7ft arse rapist bear 2bh
>>56633418
>pretend to be a gay
You dont need to pretend pham
>>56633315
this
no need for it 2bh
How come the british, canadian and american houses of parliament / congress have such beautiful architecture (both interior and exterior), yet the australian parliament is some ugly 80s attempt at modern architecture that looks hideous?
>>56633490
wouldn't target myself mate
>>56633494
aha you got me
>>56633275
good idea
purge the subhuman filth rather than subsidizing lost causes
>>56633441
>>56633379
the location is where the elite of Ireland live, there are loads of embassys around that area too.
Its probably the most expensive residential street in the country
>>56633084
Feeling like a sick fuck for getting hard at this
getting ready for Pyro's daily clickbait cancer in a few hours
>>56633537
>the location is where the elite of Ireland live
is there a synagogue in the area by any chance :^)
>>56633435
exactly. i think it's impossible to ask in that scenario without looking like a weirdo. not to mention the queue of people behind you hearing this kek.
>>56633320
haha balls
>>56633629
>americans
>>56633604
nope thats a few miles away, in another rich area lmao
>>56633686
good post
>>56633537
Dublin looks really nice. Might take a ferry over this year and have a wander about.
lads the dodgy captcha thing has just started happening again
chinky moot is a fucking prick i'm telling ya
Where can I find cuckold porn
why is brit so dead
>>56633804
malmo nightclubs
>>56633804
your gf's bedroom
>>56633804
The Swedish governments website
Alri lads
>>56633804
Certainly not on 4chan
>>56632653
I like that hat 2bh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pyYoL9ngtE
>literally not letting ARE NIGE get a word out
Disgrace desu
>>56632776
literally this
>>56632653
need more knee pics m8
>>56633645
practice on the self-service machine
>Will Smith and Margot Robbie on Top Gear
>watching it knowing that he raped her makes it very uncomfortable
turning psychotic lads
>>56633823
its okay i'm here now
>>56633823
was eating dindins
Alright, who took my Maroon 5 CD?
>>56633997
Dennis is the best Always Sunny character.
>>56633823
It should be deader than this. I rarely leave survivors.
arse really hurts
Successfully obtained the beer and sweets lids
>>56634110
good taste
>>56634126
who did you let in it
>>56634170
not inside it you bender
got bitten on it
>>56634162
Thank goodness
>>56634007
*flops willy out*
"unexpected item in the bagging area"
>>56634196
By what
>>56634196
by who?
>>56634196
wew
who bit it
>what should we do today, Layla?
>EUUGHHHHHHEUUU
>that's a great idea!
Really want to kiss her lads.
be honest lads. how many of you have a reddit account? I do
>>56634262
>>56634252
>>56634251
a bug
>>56634296
I have 16
>>56633776
don't bother its a shithole
>be honest lads. how many of you have a reddit account? I do
>>56634312
HOT
O
T
>>56634332
Not at all surprising
should probably learn to drive 2bh
>>56634312
What bug? Hope it's not deadly.
>>56634339
gonna report all of these
>>56634338
Wanna do the Ulysses tour tho, before I need a visa to get in
>>56634312
you a bugchaser?
>>56634296
and me
i'm a moderator on r/grime and r/wearemods
>>56634365
searing pain
>>56634383
have yet to catch the bastard
a full investigation is underway
>>56634401
I am now
>>56634393
>Ulysses tour
Suppose its good for that stuff 2bh
>>56634312
>He's got the Zika virus
rip your balls m8
Poleabooaboo wishes his asian waifu would stop the cut. Poleabooaboo wishes he was the only one able to cause Poleaboo pain.
>>56634523
is death the end goal of this or what?
>>56634523
>>56634480
>>56634406
>>56634339
freak
>Cutting
For what purpose?
>>56634380
It's a really good time outside of the cities
>>56634406
>>56634480
>>56634523
Don't do this 2bh
>tfw new i5, 8GB laptop but has acted like a 2004 piece of shit since I bought it
never buy chinkpad
>>56634565
attention
I fucking hate America
Someone please rescue me I'll be your little cock whore and I'll do anything you want
>>56634587
only laptops worth buying are macs tbqh
>>56634565
Probably to claim mental illness in court.
>>56634565
donate blood lol
Why is the hobbit in 3 parts when it's one book?
alri lads. proper fit bird asked to see me knob last night at the pub. was fucking mortal though so knew i couldn't get me bellend hard so I pied her.
Me mates Jezza and Dave were absolutely fucking mental last night though. Pulled a fit bird with a hairy fanny ahaha, absolute ledge
>>56634632
Show me what I'll be getting
>>56634648
person writing the book was a lazy bastard
>>56634637
will buy a mac next time
or something american
chinks genuinely don't understand electronics
>>56634632
But I want to be yours...
>>56634701
swedish people
>>56634647
which is your favourite cut?
>>56634632
what state you in
i would absolutely love to live in america
>>56634701
bangers and mash are lovely
who /alwayspreparedfortheworstcasescenario/ here?
>>56634743
had a laugh
>>56634778
how do your family feel about this?
>>56634710
POO
IN
LOO
need a cushion
got a big grin on my face
can you guess why
>>56634812
probably the same way the feel about how he's going to jail for stalking
>>56634735
Michigan
>i would absolutely love to live in america
No, trust me. You don't want to live here.
>>56634648
birmingham mentioned
>>56634829
CUT /BRIT/ INTO YOUR ARM YOU FUCK
>>56634829
Stop this pussy shit
just booked my train tickets home for easter lads
>>56634735
I bet it's shit, the people are superficial as fuck. If you think the women here are a pain in the ass to deal with yank women are 100x worse.
Also their blokes turn literally every conversation into a cock measuring contest.
>>56634829
What instrument are you using
>>56634857
>i live in a shit state wahh all of america is bad
hello ramirez
f.lux lads
used to be a big fan of ratemypoo.com lads
made my own entries a couple of times
rate my order lads
About to play the Last of Us
>>56634895
tuba
>>56634931
Love me an authentic Fan Ta desu
>>56634857
Michigan is underrated desu. There are tons of nice areas, especially around the lakes.
Just the east side of the state is fucking terrbile
pic related west side. my parents house
>>56634931
shit
its fucking shit
kill yourself
twat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrRYX9IbPpM
actual tune
>>56634565
release
>>56634898
>probably would avoid tackling the issue even if they did
haha what a world we live in~
>>56634918
Michigan isn't a shit state. It's the American people I hate
>>56634931
7/10 solid 2bh
>>56635012
>tfw all of our lighthouses are automated
>>56635012
What's wrong with them? They get on my nerves too desu, at least people in Britain don't pretend to be your m8 for no reason.
is it possible to become black by deed poll lads
fed up of being a white male
got a lob on
>>56635061
i can't tell if having a white surname or a foreign surname would get you the job quicker
can feel a beer shit brewing
*takes a small piece of paper out of the oven*
*beats it repeatedly with a small spiked hammer*
dont mind me, just tendering my resignation hehe
>>56635038
I want to play around with your blood
I'm gay
I'm feeling spaghetti for tea tonight boys.
>>56635165
degen
>you will never rub your bellend into poleaboos open wounds
Maybe somewhere down the road aways
You'll think of me, wonder where I am these days
Maybe somewhere down the road when somebody plays
Purple Haze
*pours salt in poleaboos wounds*
>>56635221
A good year
parents have finally gone lads
now I can play playstation in my boxers and wank profusely
*puts on your slippers and sits in your chair*
nobody fucking cares if you cut yourself you fucking spastic. whatever your reasons are, why do you feel the need to share it with others? fuck off you faggot
>>56635166
i've got ingredients in for a bolognese but im thinking of turning it into a chilli
>>56635288
This desu. Should be between yourself and God.
>British """""""""""""""""homes"""""""""""""""""
>>56634857
Fuck you and your insult to the pasty.
>>56635239
that probably feels good desu
>>56635281
Get out you prick, better not be on my computer as well
>>56635281
Can I get you anything else, master?
>>56635166
>Not having a Sunday dinner on a Sunday
Rasheed.
going to make some chinese dumplings tomorrow. pan fried dumplings and wontons i reckon.
Douching my bp ready for when my bf comes over
Ugh
Cant wait to go back to work, so i can get some peace
It's always Sunday in Philidelphia
>>56635385
Arm like a prison cell wall
>>56635402
>Having Sunday DINNER for tea
What the fuck is wrong with you lad.
for some reason my dog loves being lightly slapped around the face. he goes mental for it
Made a nice toad in a hole
>>56635385
what the fuck kind of threads do you have /brit/
>>56635457
slap your willy lightly across his face
>>56635443
>having a hot drink for dinner
what the fuck is wrong with you?
Why are americans so eager to be kind? Its actually quite enjoyable though.
>>56635443
spaghetti and sunday dinner on the same day?
oink oink piggy
>>56635405
Doing a shave and a clean tonight for when my imaginary bf comes over
>>56635479
he is insane
>colorado
marry me please
>>56635479
oh mate you dont know the half of it. this guy is a full on freak.
>>56635479
Know anywhere I can get a pizza in Denver, Colorado?
HEY SURFACE CUTTING ATTENTION WHORE
FUCK OFF
NOBODY FEELS BAD FOR YOU
LPT: avoid feelings of conflict by exclusively reading news aligned with your political views
cutting myself ready for when my willy paki fanny poo bum fart
>>56635479
Welcome yank, I shall ready the electrodes.
Going out, stood at train station
officially no longer a 21 year old kissless virgin
turned 22
>>56635504
my bf likes me hairy
>>56635457
how would he feel being fed to a big snek?
Is this ribena cutting himself? Has it come to this point?
my blog lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgNr-1Pt7HQ
>>56635636
Yes
>>56635627
Well, happy for you then.
this Akabur fellow has some serious issues
>>56635648
how does your arm look now?
>>56635622
FOAL
>people still think poleaboo is real
haha idiots
>>56635622
24 is the hardest
@56635648
nice baby cuts
you look like an edgy 15 year old you fucking paki
>>56635490
Because they know their place beneath the heel of their superiors.
>>56635665
can someone do something about him? Get him sectioned? I don't know where he lives but clearly someone here does
>>56635538
No clue, never lived in Denver. A lot of the hyped-up places end up being pretty mediocre, though.
>>56635671
Thanks, hope you find a boyfriend soon fellow homo :)
>>56635742
xox :)
>>56635744
>Hart
>he prefers a poo-filled bumhole to a nice warm fanny
got an absolute (You) farm lined up today
prepare youselves
>>56635744
Replace Vardy with Sturridge and Smalling with Clyne.
>>56635705
why
this gookposting needs to stop
>Butland
>>56635811
they're literally all korean uni students
>>56635765
Y-you doing it wrong.
>>56635714
>/brit/ generally feels sorry for me
>>56635786
>he'd rather put his willy in a nice warm fanny than have a willy in his poo-filled bumhole
>>56635797
>Vardy with Sturridge
no absolutely not
>Smalling with Clyne
yes ok forgot about Clyne
>>56635744
>milner
>smalling
nah not a fan
>>56635744
>No Sturridge
>Sterling
>Milner
Anyone know if I have to make an appointment at the army careers office?
I'm going tomorrow but there is no information on whether I have to call ahead or not.
>>56635882
>milner
me neither but can't think of anyone better desu
maybe lallana
Just paid for a 5 year UKIP membership
*kicks the ball*
>>56635908
Pretty sure you have to call ahead, but no harm in just dropping in
>>56635882
>>56635896
>>56635931
Why is your national team always so shit? Hasn't the US done better than you the past 2 world cups?
PC gaming is the highest form of autism 2bh
>>56635818
Rutland Water is fairly nice as reservoirs go.
>>56635980
Different groups
Shit manager who chooses shit players
>>56635875
Cannot comprehend anyone thinking Vardy is better than Sturridge.
*intercepts the ball*
*kicks it elsewhere*
hooray, hooray, hooray
>>56635744
I like the idea of Kane and Vardy up top ngl
I'd put Barkley in there (because I'm bias) in a midfield 3 with Ali and DD- not much defense, but not arsed
Milner can fuck off and Vardy can play out right
Shaw and Smalling can also fuck right off, replace with Baines/Bertrand/Rose and Clyne/Walker
>>56636011
>Different groups
They were in the same group when USA finished above them in the table.
just got in a argument with the 'rents
dad is watching soccer again
bet he wanted his son to be a professional soccer player and not a useless neet
>/sp/ on /brit/
>soccer
>>56636046
wot bout
*tries to kick the ball*
*it flies off at an angle, hits a child in the face and bounces over a wall into the garden of a mean old man*
>>56635765
ye
Just convinced my parents and friends to vote Britain First
>>56636059
Does he support Spurs or some shit Israeli team?
>>56635970
Thanks. I'll give them a call a couple hours before hand.
Do you know if you speak to someone in private or is at all open?
>>56636029
liverpool fans are the equivalent of yanks in football
>implying sturridge won't be injured again by june
just finished having a shower, ama
>>56636029
sturridge is a liability
>>56636010
meme county
>>56636039
would be ok with this
It's called soccer. And erb not Herb
>>56636077
Yeah, the /lgbt/ invasion is so much better.
After length talks with my insurer, they've decided the whole panel is a lost cause, getting the whole door replaced.
>only the best and highest quality discussion, and yes *laughs* our classical british "banter" you could say, is allowed on this board! please take your "sports" "shitposting" elsewhere gentlemen!
>>56636133
I'm not disagreeing lol
>>56636092
they always shout up to me when dinner is ready, but i can't hear them half the time because im listening to music or whatever, so they let my food get cold then come tell me
quite manchildish but they always have a go at me if i try and get their attention by shouting around the house
did the man kick the ball again? did the kick it with his foot?
was in the 95th floor of the WTC with my ball bag out when the plane hit. took a lot of planning
>>56636191
unlucky, my dad just about breaks down my door when he wants my attention
its easier when you dont have stairs tbf
>>56636246
nice
>>56636246
how would your sister react to finding out?
>>56636246
haven't your sisters asked about the cuts
>>56634339
>>56634406
>>56634480
>>56634523
>>56634647
>>56634778
>>56634829
>>56634898
>>56635038
>>56635104
>>56635176
>>56635221
>>56635351
>>56635385
>>56635432
>>56635500
>>56635537
>>56635648
>>56635714
>>56635765
Get on this level faggot.
Get drunk on my couch for the 5th night in a row?
I don't really want to, and gave up after a few drinks last night because I was tired and was feeling sick but not drunk.
But if I don't then it's another 5 hours until bed and I have nothing else to do / no food in.
I'll pay poleaboo $15 a month to stop cutting
Wife's son just converted to Islam
sara protected her tweets after being attacked by vegans
>>56636191
my mum just usually texts me tbf
>>56636122
>>56636133
Sturridge, when fit, is England's best striker. This is all irrelevant anyway because Hodgson will play Rooney, Lelkek and Townsend.
>>56636281
I'd feel really bad if some bad shit ended up happening and everyone here just ignored him
>>56636300
>couch
get absolutely fucked yank
>>56636304
i'm going to start cutting unless you also send me $15 a month too
converted to islam as a joke and now im sat here in a pit getting stoned to death for being white lol
>>56635726
You have to be really crazy to be sectionable. Ribena is far from that.
>>56636317
yeah they used to for me
wouldn't hae seen it tbf but thats my own fault
>>56636300
You should have bought food instead of alcohol then.
>>56636191
My mum used to bring it up, shit tier parents m8.
>>56636345
dont care about white people desu. only want to help those that arent white
Hello? Can you hear me?
>>56636158
make sure the light reflects properly
>>56636359
they detest me eating in my room
eating in my room now desu
>>56636313
what happened
just shagged the son's wife
>>56636360
havent you wanked in the past to the idea of your sister putting you in nappies and abusing you
Charli
>>56636403
Why? The only reason my parents made me come down was on a Sunday, otherwise they didn't give a shit where I ate. Sounds weird.
Just got the planning to build a new Islamic centre in Buckinghamshire
>>56636337
>Sturridge, when fit, is England's best striker.
you seem to have misspelt Kane quite badly
>>56636360
do you always wear long sleeves?
you always seem to be watching tv with your sisters
>socialising with the family
FONT
>>56636370
>implying
I'm a British-Pakistani
>>56636360
feel for your sister desu
is she well adjusted?
does she want a kuffar bf?
>>56636464
she always makes me willy quite stiff
4 wanks today
>>56636455
Nothing much more to say than you are just one of the dumber people I've ever interacted with or heard about.
It's absolutely impressive that you've managed to survive this long being the complete mong you are.
You are a danger to everyone you come in contact with and a very selfish person. Have you considered that might very well be a psychopath?
>>56636476
because its 'unsociable'
stepdad shouted at me
"oh yeah go up and there and keep doing what you love doing" as I left
not an argument desu
>>56636485
ahh yes, very impressive
>>56636470
Hot
>>56636533
shouldve yelled "strawman" back
>>56636470
CANNOT comprehend this level of narcissism
>Supermarket rotisserie chickens
>>56636578
they're great 2bh
>>56636464
grim
>>56636533
Should've told him that's no way to talk to your wife's son.
>>56636611
rather do a cheeky nando's t b h
>>56636615
gay
>>56636615
bender
>>56636533
they just want to spend time with you, you'll miss them when you move out
>>56636622
well meme'd
>>56636685
how are you going to end it?
>>56636464
dirty bitch
i'd love to drink the sweat off her arsehole
>tfw mad protein farts
I've got an air purifier in my room on auto mode and it keeps going into hyperdrive everytime I fart.
>>56636578
fuck
>>56636611
off
>>56636654
murderer
>>56636685
>She's a normie, goes out at night and doesn't come back until the morning
me shagging her
>>56636685
does she fuck white boys though?
>>56636615
Bit gay
lads why does everyone else drive on the right?
we read from left to right and my brain automatically associates LEFT with coming 'first'
It just makes so much more logical sense to drive on the left
>>56636714
i do normally eat dinner with them
just got really angry cos mums been giving me lip all weekend
don't fancy sitting awkwardly at a dinner table having an argument
annoyed with having to live with my family again already jesus christ
>>56636753
did someone nick her jawline?
Brother's girlfriend is cooking dinner. I suppose I'll have to go downstairs and eat with them.
>tfw posted face on /int/ and got 7/10
ahh, yes
>>56636828
Should take your laptop or phone and prop it up and we can join you for dinner.
>>56636874
doxxed
>>56636828
just be sociable you weirdo
>>56636775
we only started driving on the left because france was driving carriages on the right during the napoleonic wars
>>56636805
hope she does
want to cum in her curry pu$$y
>>56636874
same
>>56636775
it's kind of an anti-establishment thing, britain is basically the father of the world the other countries want to do everything different because they know we will always be better than them
only the good boys like australia do what we tell them
>>56636890
>>56636901
but why was the right side chosen in the first place
do you understand what I mean when I say 'left comes first'
>>56636775
>>56636901
driving on the left is so fucking stupid
not even yank, its just fucking stupid
hahahahah yeh
>>56636805
I'm not the detective I just want to know how you're going to off yourself
obviously it involves taking other people with you judging by your response
>>56636791
fair enough, mums can be nobends sometimes. I'm just jelous because I wish someone was cooking me dinner tonight :(
>>56636402
I'll make sure to give them what for if it doesn't.
>>56633139
>paratrooper
Get excited for being 5'7"
>>56637125
I'm 6ft, what do you mean by that?
>>56635535
Wouldn't mind finding a slag, bedding it, cumming inside, and leaving the next day while she has my baby. They're stupid so they won't realize they don't know my name and can't find me until I'm gone. Genes have passed on but no inconvenience to me.
>>56637334
It's universal you will lose a few inches during paratrooper training and a few more after if you actually join up. It destroys every joint in your body so the effects are dramatic. I don't know if Bongs get comped for prosthetic joints but you will need them.
>>56637726
First time I've heard that.
>>56637844
Would you be surprised someone who wants you to join his regiment would obfuscate the truth to convince you?
>>56637945
I haven't spoken to anyone in the paras and I have never heard anything or seen anything about it online.
Do you have any sources?
I mean, if its legit I will reconsider.
>>56638001
It's something I've always heard and it's common sense as well. Falling quickly, especially with a pack, will destroy your joints. Any sort of shock damages your joints and you're doing it in training several times a day. Joints don't heal either, all damage is cumulative.