banter edition
Officially claim this general for the /balt + ausnz/ empire.
crayon pop
cara
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3501152/David-Cameron-pleads-voters-think-children-warns-low-turn-hand-victory-Brexit.html
well, lads, are you thinking of the children?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Street_dogs_in_Moscow
>The leaders are not necessarily the strongest or most dominant dog, but rather the most intelligent, and are acknowledged as such by the other dogs in the pack who depend on them for survival.
>One technique a pack uses involves deploying its smaller, cuter members, having realized that these dogs have more success in begging food from people.
>The dogs have learned to cross the street with pedestrians and have been observed obeying traffic lights.
>A small minority who frequent or inhabit its subway have attracted international attention for learning how to use the trains to commute between various locations.
>In 2007 official statistics suggest that 20,000 attacks took place, of which 8,000 were sufficiently serious to require police or medical intervention and at least one being fatal.
>>56632648
treason
kill yourself russkie cunt
maisie
almost just went and dropped my fucking laptop trying to post first
>>56632702
Get him janny
Aguero? More like alwaysinjuredo ahaha
>>56632702
DOORKEEP
>the city of manchester city
>>56632702
knew this would happen
>>56632709
>3rd
you're losing your touch la
>>56632653
this 2bh
>>56632648
delete this
>>56632702
Ignore this lad, he's farming for (You)s
>>56632702
cant believe how triggered some people are by this.
Might put an offer in
http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-35529867.html
>Losing an hour of sleep tonight
Fucks sake lads, work should start an hour later to compensate desu
*runs into thread panting*
guys.. guys
guy who wanted ASMR slags *pant pant* I found one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3OODpm9DAnU
*sits down on chair to catch breath*
>>56632808
v. nice
ThighU
>>56632648
BRAVO!!! Let the celebratory feast begin! :DDD
cute
>>56632811
Haha yeah why don't they have it on Friday at 4pm :DDDDDDD
t. Reddit
>>56632811
What is this meme?
>>56632808
>no TV in the living room
FUCKING DROPPED
>>56632811
it still isn't the last sunday of march
Sent off my army application today.
Really fucking hope they let me in.
Alright lads? Moving to Durham. I'd love to meet some of you up at the Dun Cow for a pint or two.
some interesting discussion in the karen thread on /c/ lads
mexican food is so based
>>56632901
what role?
>>56632901
If you get rejected from the army it might be time to consider suicide
mom made me a lentil burger and i can now shit for the first time in 5 days
>>56632881
Posh people baka
>>56632915
the River Wear eats drunk students.... beware
don't want to die having achieved nothing
>>56632881
>still watching television
Are you still living in 2009?
co-op qt was not there desu
say I wasn't too autistic, how would I go about getting her number/giving her mine? seems a weird thing to do when someone's working kek
or would you just accept it'll never happen?
>>56632808
£4,000,000
Does that seem cheap?
>>56633021
what is that, a photo for ants?
https://my.mixtape.moe/utjhsf.webm
>>56633007
I guess it is a bit cheap since it has all that land.
>>56633084
>white "people"
Girls in sleeveless dresses don't half give me a chubby
Ready for 2016s most anticipated game lads?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDP3KWLmIlw
>>56632922
Infantry or paratrooper.
who #StayDench here?:
>>56633084
>>56633103
Rasheed
>>56633167
Pajeet
Are there any 90s bangers?
>>56632996
>Co-op
Not even once
daddy is taking a rather long time to cook the steak
doing a starvation
>>56632996
Hand her a CV and say you want to apply for a job - as her boyfriend!
haha
>>56633202
what the fuck did i just watch
mum just sent this
>>56633232
british policing
>>56633084
She didn't chew, wont that thing claw it's way out?
>>56633202
TALK SHIT GET TAZERED
>>56633232
Average co-op shopping experience
>>56633202
What a joke of a country the UK is
Give the police guns already
>>56633249
it'll suffocate very quickly
>>56633275
foy
>>56633275
Literally the worst idea ever
http://www.daft.ie/dublin/houses-for-sale/ballsbridge/fintragh-11-shrewsbury-road-ballsbridge-dublin-1117252/
what do we think lads
>>56633202
really enjoyed watching him get tased
>>56633218
kek
>>56633218
Very good idea. Do this
>>56633315
t. Criminal
Should I go to londis and get some beer and sweets lads?
>>56633320
>that
>10m
looks like an average 500k house in sussex
>>56633202
>that chav movement
You can tell someone is a chav from the way they bounce about like that. Jumping up and down on the spot with both feet in the centre, one good punch, you're off balance and on your arse.
business idea: pretend to be a gay, arrange to meet with a bender off grindr in a secluded location and rob him for all of his valuables
http://strawpoll.me/7136028
http://strawpoll.me/7136028
http://strawpoll.me/7136028
http://strawpoll.me/7136028
>>56632996
"listen I hope I'm not being too forward but I'd love to take you out for a drink or something some time"
then when she calls security you'll have to find a new place to shop
>>56633315
wog
>>56633320
Seems a bit overpriced. Is property expensive in Ireland?
rorkeshire
>>56633315
Yeah because the American police never shoot innocent people
>>56633418
Hope you target a 7ft arse rapist bear 2bh
>>56633418
>pretend to be a gay
You dont need to pretend pham
>>56633315
this
no need for it 2bh
How come the british, canadian and american houses of parliament / congress have such beautiful architecture (both interior and exterior), yet the australian parliament is some ugly 80s attempt at modern architecture that looks hideous?
>>56633490
wouldn't target myself mate
>>56633494
aha you got me
>>56633275
good idea
purge the subhuman filth rather than subsidizing lost causes
>>56633441
>>56633379
the location is where the elite of Ireland live, there are loads of embassys around that area too.
Its probably the most expensive residential street in the country
>>56633084
Feeling like a sick fuck for getting hard at this
getting ready for Pyro's daily clickbait cancer in a few hours
>>56633553
>>56633537
>the location is where the elite of Ireland live
is there a synagogue in the area by any chance :^)
>>56633103
>>56633162
>>56633249
>>56633553
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=da4_1306872307
>>56633435
exactly. i think it's impossible to ask in that scenario without looking like a weirdo. not to mention the queue of people behind you hearing this kek.
>>56633320
haha balls
>>56633629
>americans
>>56633604
nope thats a few miles away, in another rich area lmao
>>56633686
good post
>>56633537
Dublin looks really nice. Might take a ferry over this year and have a wander about.
lads the dodgy captcha thing has just started happening again
chinky moot is a fucking prick i'm telling ya
Where can I find cuckold porn
why is brit so dead
>>56633804
malmo nightclubs
>>56633804
your gf's bedroom
>>56633804
The Swedish governments website
Alri lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42jpuXJPk0w
>>56633804
Certainly not on 4chan
>>56632653
I like that hat 2bh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pyYoL9ngtE
>literally not letting ARE NIGE get a word out
Disgrace desu
>>56632776
literally this
>>56632653
need more knee pics m8
funny shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6VVc9NE0SA
>>56633645
practice on the self-service machine
>Will Smith and Margot Robbie on Top Gear
>watching it knowing that he raped her makes it very uncomfortable
turning psychotic lads
>>56633823
its okay i'm here now
>>56633823
was eating dindins
Alright, who took my Maroon 5 CD?
>>56633997
Dennis is the best Always Sunny character.
>>56633823
It should be deader than this. I rarely leave survivors.
arse really hurts
Successfully obtained the beer and sweets lids
>>56634110
good taste
>>56634126
who did you let in it
>>56634170
not inside it you bender
got bitten on it
>>56634162
Thank goodness
>>56634007
*flops willy out*
"unexpected item in the bagging area"
>>56634196
By what
>>56634196
by who?
>>56634196
wew
who bit it
>what should we do today, Layla?
>EUUGHHHHHHEUUU
>that's a great idea!
Really want to kiss her lads.
be honest lads. how many of you have a reddit account? I do
>>56634296
I have 16
>>56633776
don't bother its a shithole
>be honest lads. how many of you have a reddit account? I do
>>56634312
HOT
O
T
>>56634332
Not at all surprising
should probably learn to drive 2bh
>>56634312
What bug? Hope it's not deadly.
>>56634339
gonna report all of these
>>56634338
Wanna do the Ulysses tour tho, before I need a visa to get in
>>56634312
you a bugchaser?
>>56634296
and me
i'm a moderator on r/grime and r/wearemods
>>56634365
searing pain
>>56634383
have yet to catch the bastard
a full investigation is underway
>>56634401
I am now
>>56634393
>Ulysses tour
Suppose its good for that stuff 2bh
>>56634312
>He's got the Zika virus
rip your balls m8
Poleabooaboo wishes his asian waifu would stop the cut. Poleabooaboo wishes he was the only one able to cause Poleaboo pain.
>>56634523
is death the end goal of this or what?
>>56634523
>>56634480
>>56634406
>>56634339
freak
>Cutting
For what purpose?
>>56634380
It's a really good time outside of the cities
>>56634406
>>56634480
>>56634523
Don't do this 2bh
>tfw new i5, 8GB laptop but has acted like a 2004 piece of shit since I bought it
never buy chinkpad
>>56634565
attention
I fucking hate America
Someone please rescue me I'll be your little cock whore and I'll do anything you want
>>56634587
only laptops worth buying are macs tbqh
>>56634565
Probably to claim mental illness in court.
>>56634565
donate blood lol
Why is the hobbit in 3 parts when it's one book?
alri lads. proper fit bird asked to see me knob last night at the pub. was fucking mortal though so knew i couldn't get me bellend hard so I pied her.
Me mates Jezza and Dave were absolutely fucking mental last night though. Pulled a fit bird with a hairy fanny ahaha, absolute ledge
>>56634632
Show me what I'll be getting
>>56634648
person writing the book was a lazy bastard
>>56634637
will buy a mac next time
or something american
chinks genuinely don't understand electronics
>>56634632
But I want to be yours...
>>56634701
swedish people
>>56634647
which is your favourite cut?
>>56634632
what state you in
i would absolutely love to live in america
>>56634701
bangers and mash are lovely
who /alwayspreparedfortheworstcasescenario/ here?
>>56634743
had a laugh
>>56634778
how do your family feel about this?
>>56634710
POO
IN
LOO
need a cushion
got a big grin on my face
can you guess why
>>56634812
probably the same way the feel about how he's going to jail for stalking
>>56634735
Michigan
>i would absolutely love to live in america
No, trust me. You don't want to live here.
>>56634648
birmingham mentioned
>>56634829
CUT /BRIT/ INTO YOUR ARM YOU FUCK
>>56634829
Stop this pussy shit
just booked my train tickets home for easter lads
>>56634735
I bet it's shit, the people are superficial as fuck. If you think the women here are a pain in the ass to deal with yank women are 100x worse.
Also their blokes turn literally every conversation into a cock measuring contest.
>>56634829
What instrument are you using
>>56634857
>i live in a shit state wahh all of america is bad
hello ramirez
f.lux lads
used to be a big fan of ratemypoo.com lads
made my own entries a couple of times
rate my order lads
About to play the Last of Us
>>56634895
tuba
>>56634931
Love me an authentic Fan Ta desu
>>56634857
Michigan is underrated desu. There are tons of nice areas, especially around the lakes.
Just the east side of the state is fucking terrbile
pic related west side. my parents house
>>56634931
shit
its fucking shit
kill yourself
twat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrRYX9IbPpM
actual tune
>>56634565
release
>>56634898
>probably would avoid tackling the issue even if they did
haha what a world we live in~
>>56634918
Michigan isn't a shit state. It's the American people I hate
>>56634931
7/10 solid 2bh
>>56635012
>tfw all of our lighthouses are automated
>>56635012
What's wrong with them? They get on my nerves too desu, at least people in Britain don't pretend to be your m8 for no reason.
is it possible to become black by deed poll lads
fed up of being a white male
got a lob on
>>56635061
i can't tell if having a white surname or a foreign surname would get you the job quicker
can feel a beer shit brewing
*takes a small piece of paper out of the oven*
*beats it repeatedly with a small spiked hammer*
dont mind me, just tendering my resignation hehe
>>56635038
I want to play around with your blood
I'm gay
I'm feeling spaghetti for tea tonight boys.
>>56635165
degen
>you will never rub your bellend into poleaboos open wounds
Maybe somewhere down the road aways
You'll think of me, wonder where I am these days
Maybe somewhere down the road when somebody plays
Purple Haze
*pours salt in poleaboos wounds*
>>56635221
A good year
>>56635159
parents have finally gone lads
now I can play playstation in my boxers and wank profusely
*puts on your slippers and sits in your chair*
nobody fucking cares if you cut yourself you fucking spastic. whatever your reasons are, why do you feel the need to share it with others? fuck off you faggot
>>56635166
i've got ingredients in for a bolognese but im thinking of turning it into a chilli
>>56635288
This desu. Should be between yourself and God.
>British """""""""""""""""homes"""""""""""""""""
>>56634857
Fuck you and your insult to the pasty.
>>56635239
that probably feels good desu
>>56635281
Get out you prick, better not be on my computer as well
>>56635281
Can I get you anything else, master?
>>56635166
>Not having a Sunday dinner on a Sunday
Rasheed.
going to make some chinese dumplings tomorrow. pan fried dumplings and wontons i reckon.
Douching my bp ready for when my bf comes over
Ugh
Cant wait to go back to work, so i can get some peace
It's always Sunday in Philidelphia
>>56635385
Arm like a prison cell wall
>>56635402
>Having Sunday DINNER for tea
What the fuck is wrong with you lad.
for some reason my dog loves being lightly slapped around the face. he goes mental for it
Made a nice toad in a hole
>>56635385
what the fuck kind of threads do you have /brit/
>>56635457
slap your willy lightly across his face
>>56635443
>having a hot drink for dinner
what the fuck is wrong with you?
Why are americans so eager to be kind? Its actually quite enjoyable though.
>>56635443
spaghetti and sunday dinner on the same day?
oink oink piggy
>>56635405
Doing a shave and a clean tonight for when my imaginary bf comes over
>>56635479
he is insane
>colorado
marry me please
>>56635479
oh mate you dont know the half of it. this guy is a full on freak.
>>56635479
Know anywhere I can get a pizza in Denver, Colorado?
HEY SURFACE CUTTING ATTENTION WHORE
FUCK OFF
NOBODY FEELS BAD FOR YOU
LPT: avoid feelings of conflict by exclusively reading news aligned with your political views
cutting myself ready for when my willy paki fanny poo bum fart
>>56635479
Welcome yank, I shall ready the electrodes.
Going out, stood at train station
officially no longer a 21 year old kissless virgin
turned 22
>>56635504
my bf likes me hairy
>>56635457
how would he feel being fed to a big snek?
Is this ribena cutting himself? Has it come to this point?
my blog lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgNr-1Pt7HQ
