do you troll tourists irl?
>going back from party
>meet black guy at bus
>he looks confused
>tries to speak with driver in english but he doesnt understand
>talk to him, he needs directions to his friend from Erasmus
>send him opposite way to Praga district
>black guy
>in smlums
>full of bydlos
>at 11pm
hope you didnt got stabbed Bambo, at that hour buses from there are very rare. tell me your stories
wtf I hate poland now
I gave a portuguese guy a blowjob once :3 but it wasn't very good I was starting out and didn't know how to do them properly :c
>>56625079
A tourist asked me which wine was the best and I gave him the SECOND best wine haha :)
Well done my polish bro.
>>56625079
Why can't I stop laughing?
>>56628014
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>>56627962
I bet your grandparents are very proud of you
>>56625079
I banged a cute chinese girl that asked me for directions one time, she literally didn't speak a word of English. Tried explaining to her where she needed to get but she had no idea, so I just put my number in her phone. She text me a few days later in broken English using a translator or something, I invited her over and ploughed that sweet pussy.
>>56625079
Why would I do that?
>>56625079
we've been doing so for a long time by advertising Paris as an interesting city to them
I let them drink our Very Strong rum without telling
them exactly how strong it is, and telling them it's
super insulting to our people if you spit it out.
>mfw they all turn super red
>mfw they can speak afterwards for a while
No. I'm not a monster.
>>56627962
You did? Tell me more!
>>56627962
too obvious a lie. only aussies can make such a shitty lie and be funny.
>>56625079
What kind of a party ends before 11pm?
>>56628258
your birthday
>>56625079
The city I live in do that to any outsider even if he's from Morocco as a part of a big joke...
>>56628258
i've been to spain and they eat dinner at that time.
>>56628014
well that's just mental
>>56628217
we met on grindr a few months ago he doing erasmus
>>56628348
That's hot! How old were you?
>>56628348
was*
>>56628294
>it never ends because it never starts
>>56628397
19. Whats with the questions? Thinking of coming over? :p
>>56628311
Actually true.
>>56628455
I'm a naturally inquisitive person! I like to know stuff. Hihihihihih
How old are you now?
When I was about 15 a tourist asked me where the local police station was and I pointed them in completely the opposite direction.
I wasn't even trying to troll them, I just automatically misled them without even thinking about it. I don't know why
>>56628164
I thought they speaked chingchongnese in australia
I work on a golf course and usually get British, French, Australian, and Chinese tourists. I don't troll them, but I do joke around with them from time to time if they're a friendly type.
>>56628502
still 19
>>56628622
>this guy
>>56628014
Calling FSB right now, fucker.
>>56628622
the dubs on your post is your current age
>>56628622
Well, hello!
Hahahaha, I'm just kidding.
>>56628718
>>56628622
Get a room already
>>56628817
Nahh. He lives too far away. Also, I'm just not good looking enough to date a cute brit.
>Poland
>tourists
this happens?
>>56625079
You are a piece of shit.
>Be hiking in Apuseni Mountains
>Going down the mountain after visiting all that I planned to visit
>Meet black family along the way
>Ask me if I speak English
>Say yes.
>The dad asks me if there is any river nearby, because the whole family is very thirsty and they can't continue without water.
>They're basically midway so they can't get back to town and get water, so pretty much fucked.
>He goes on and on about how he really wanted to go up the track with his kids and that the kids would be really sad if they don't go
>Look into the little niglet, looks sad as fuck
>Say there is no river or water source nearby
>Just filled my water bottle 2 minutes before running into them from a river
Would have felt bad if they were white though.
Looks like we've found OP's victim >>56629021
>>56629273
>Leads a family into certain death
Wow yeah you really "trolled" them hard haha
>>56625079
Wait, when did this happen? That might have actually have been a friend of mine.
>>56628190
This.
Why do normies get so wet when they hear about Paris?
>>56630539
baris is breddy cool, m8
same for berlin, only 4chinners cry about it desu
>>56628906
>cute
>brit
even ugly brasilian/favelado men are hot in england
>>56625079
Haha OK.
>a Russian boy younger than 18 askes for a cigarette
>fuck off, its fucking harmful
>a churka boy asks for a cigarette
>give a whole pack
Moral of this thread: if you are a foreigner in another country never speak to young adult (white) male for help with anything
>>56630954
We are pretty friendly to tourists tho
le ebin i rused some nigga-storys came all from ex-udssr shitholes
>>56630753
I've been there it was nothing special. Just a bunch of midnight dark Africans selling eiffel tower souvenirs. The suburbs of France are very cozy though.
>>56630954
double this because most women will offer to show you around if you don't look autistic.
>>56630954
No the moral of this thread is to not be a retard and have a map with you at all times when you're visiting places you've never been before instead of relying on strangers.
>>56629273
>drinking water from a river
Dear god, I'd be too scared to do that in America.
I tricked a tourist into thinking i was a girl and fucking me in the ass. Guess who's gay now faggot
>>56631362
I do that to my friends all the time, I'm such a prankster
>>56631277
In the UK people were always stopping to help me when I was standing on the sidewalk looking at a map. I just wanted to find shit myself, the british are so rude
I never do it.
Sometimes, tourists troll me.
>>56631665
Do tell.
>>56631665
Are you a nignog? Or arabic churka durka?
I told a foreigner we fry our fries 8 times while we really only fry them twice.
All the fucking time yes
>be me
>be lifeguarding on the beach last year
>get a ton of questions from stupid kooks about the tides and shit daily
>whenever a tourist spots a pod of dolphins out further they come to me and ask me what they are
>at first tell them that they're just dolphins, bit eventually my stand partner and I start making g stuff up to fuck with them
>tell the next tourist who asks me that they're dangerous elephant sharks that attack when you're exactly 60 ft away from them
>say they disguise themselves as dolphins as camouflage
>they actually believe me
Aside from that I get plaid pretty frequently by hot tourist sluts. I've got more stories if anyone's interested.
>>56632334
Working at one of those nice Delaware beaches, Mr. Dela-where? And yes do tell some more tales
>Be in a hostel
>Meet a middle aged woman from south africa
>She hates the boers, can't speak Afrikaans for shit
>So where are you from
>"eergghh my ancestors were from e-eastern europe!"
>Oh, I didnt know those "eastern europeans" hated Afrikaners so much
>Hehehe yeah
She had a gigantic hook nose. I looked it up and Jews are quite common in South Africa.
wtf I hate europe now
>>56632476
Fenwick island state park. I live in bethany beach so its close to home and it pays well.
Anyway, here's a few dos and donts for being on the beach. I'll use an example:
>about half way through the season
>spend day off surfing with bros
>paddling in when a large, pale, foreign object with a poorly maintained beard surfaces below my board
>bumps it's head and resurfaces next to me
>freaks out "I COULDVE DROWNED WHAT THE FUCK HRJEJSHSKSN FOOD SJEJSISJEJ"
>Tell the man I'm a lifeguard and he would have been fine anyway
>continues to bitch me out, asks for a name
>Tell him the name of some cunt guard in rehobeth and tell him I work there
>Fatass leaves, orbited by smaller planets presumed to be his offspring
>mfw cuntguard got fired
>>56629273
why you got sympathy for whites? You're a slav
>>56632220
haha what a nutter
