You have to move to a new country tomorrow, all expenses are paid for. What country do you pick and why?
no memes prolly australia. i could just pick up where i left off work wise
>>56608659
This is a meme free zone.
fuck off America you poofta cunt
>>56608685
god dam god dam i was even gonna bring an extra goonsack for you
>>56608685
>poofta
hahaha, even your dumb insults seem cheery and cute. definitely australia.
I just cant think of anywhere that would let me funpost as well as i can right now. I really dont wanna... but all expenses paid for means that its all taken care of and i instantly become a citizen, probably some socialist place where i can just be a NEET with out worry i guess.
>>56608625
Italy>France >Japan >>south Korea.
I probably would feel like a fucking alien living in the chink countries but they seem really interesting.
>>56608625
>all expenses are paid for
exactly which and for how long
i'd choose japan or the uk
>why
first because it looks so pretty and surreal. lots of unique stuff there.
latter because quality of life, heritage and great culture
>>56608935
You get flight paid for and a tiny bit on top to pay for a month or so of living so you can job hunt.
>>56608625
>>56608967
Canada.
There are jobs there, right? I think I might have some distant family there too.
>>56608625
Hong Kong.
Not China, not western. Perfect.
Finland b/c boipuch
>>56608625
Netherlands: nice people, good country, legal weed, good life-quality
>>56609078
>Colombian going after the drugs
colour me surprised.
I don't wanna go ;_;
Fuck it, I'd choose Italy because Volterra was too comfy when I visited. Also, any place that needs wild boars removed with extreme prejudice is a home of mine.
>>56609023
Nah Canadian economy non-memeingly went into the shitter after 'Ol Trusty JUSTy took office
>no gold reserves for the first time since the great depression
>unemployment at 9%
>>56609104
>marijuana
>a drug
>>56608625
Palau or Hawaii
I want slow living
Hong kong
>>56609148
Hmm. Maybe USA then.
Do I get to pick what state I move to?
>>56609134
m8 come to my city the hogs are getting out of control here
>>56608935
is this real? does trump block anime? I may need to reconsider my voting. hillary is a lesbian so i know she will appreciate cute girls
>>56609318
I'm not removing kebab, Hans.
>>56609377
i was actually talking about literal hogs
Algeria, so they'll be the ones paying for me for a change
>>56609418
Of course you were.
Liechtenstein because it's safe, quiet and just comfy overall
>>56609600
You can't fool me, you just want to be a rare flag.
>>56608625
Probably Murrica. Australia would be a distant second.
>>56608625
HSA, live in American Jews community.
Luxemburg
USA, desu
Finland
>>56609023
The manufacturing section is doing fine. Only oil and it's satellite industries really took a hit.
taiwan
>>56608625
If I could also take a magic pill that taught me the language, Denmark.
If not, UK probably, or New Zealand.
Czech Republic
USA to be honest.
Some comfy midwestern state would be perfect.
Its almost 40°c to day and every breeze is a heatwave. I just want to live somewhere cold.
>>56611231
I hear you can fuck little girls here. Great choice Israel!
Finland. I want to meet the finn from the poker game.
Japan or Hong Kong
>>56611335
To add, I'm white, gorgeous & fit, I think I'd fit in wonderfully there as the token westerner
>>56611231
Simon, is that you?
Israel
>>56611632
Don't
USA, because it's literally the best country in the world. Would go to Minnesota or Wisconsin probably because muh diaspora
United States to witness the Trump action first hand
>>56609148
>an American chimes in his opinion on another country and tries to pass it off as fact
typical
for starters, we don't have a fucking gold based currency. Neither do you, neither does anybody anymore, you stupid fuck. We've been slowly selling off all of our reserves since the 60s and just finished selling it all off now. Seriously shut the fuck up you don't know anything you dumb fucking American. We don't need to hoard a bunch of worthless gold, Canada has a metric fuckton of natural resources.
>blaming the economy on Justin
>says it's a non-meme
no, it's a meme you fucking retard. Are you seriously deluded into thinking it's his fault for the economy when he's only been in for a few months and the dollar has been dropping since early 2014? how about the fact that the dollar is on the rise now since he's been in office? seriously again, shut the fuck up you don't know anything about Canada so stop trying to speak for my country.
how about the fact that Harper in the past decade has invested absolutely everything into the fickle oil market so when oil went down so did our economy? Oh, but the only ones truly suffering are Albertans, but who gives a shit about those back asswards snow-Texans anyways. They can rot for all I care after their smug attitude when oil was doing well.
yes I'm fucking mad. Get fucked, American.
>>56609023
as long as you don't plan on being an oil miner or moving to Alberta you'll be fine
Greece
>>56608625
Norway, I'd get their welfare monies
>>56608625
UK because I already have British citizenship anyways so it would be pretty seamless
>>56611760
When graduated I'd choose probably Canada but now I don't think I had any change of finding a job there
>>56611380
>fit in
you would never fit in, but u would be a minor spectacle as you walked around
>>56608625
Japan or the Netherlands, because I love both of them.
UK
tough choice. i'd have to go with norway, thailand, japan, or new zealand.
>>56611765
Good one Muhammad!!
>>56612003
nice meme
Scottish mother = automatic citizenship
>>56612047
Most of us have dual citizenships, I'm sure.
I have Hong Kong already so I have to say somewhere in Europe.
>>56609064
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>>56612085
how cute is your sister
>>56608625
Canada.
>>56612109
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Denmark. Norway has the oil monies and Finland has dank memes, but Denmark is so fucking cozy, plus they hate migrants.
Italy or New Zealand probably.
>>56612137
I have no sister.
>>56612087
Would you let me squat your apartment? I'm a non-fat and clean white male. I'm a smoker though. Cigarettes, not weed.
Not that I'm going to HK anyway, just asking.
>What country?
Finland
>Why?
It's not Denmark
>>56612184
Sorry but no. I'm introverted and I really dislike the smell of cigarette smoke.
>>56608625
Probably Denmark or the Netherlands
>Why?
Because why not?
>>56612210
Okay. I'm introverted too anyway.
Have a good day.
>>56612184
>smoker
>clean
keep telling yourself that buddy
>>56612233
You too. Do you plan on giving up smoking? I don't want you to die early.
New Zealand
Better than Sweden in every way and it has no ticks, I've heard.
>>56612262
Maybe, I'm not sure. It's worse during summer since I spend a lot of time in the outdoors, like, in the woods as I work there and do activities too. During winter I'm a lazy sad cunt who doesn't go out alot because of the cold weather, so yeah, one day maybe.
>>56612259
Bullying unallowed
>>56612328
sorry
please try to quit it's not good
Brazil
>>56612328
Good luck. I hope you can stop smoking successfully.
Tokyo or Dalian
>>56612346
>>56612381
Thanks, I will eventually pals.
Switzerland.
Then Norway>Netherlands>Denmark>Iceland>Sweden>Canada>Australia>Japan>Austria>Italy
>>56609228
use this guide if you are moving to the midwest
Spain, I went there last summer but I wouldn't be able to pursue my career there sadly.
>>56612500
nice try
you're basically just a wooded swamp
Japan. Call me a weeb but at least that country is always gonna keep its kebab population in check.
>>56608625
Luxembourg which some place that's small come quiet and easy to make a living. If I meet a at there and fall in love maybe even have a Luxembourgish family. But instead I'm in /int/ of all places.
Japan
>>56608625
Probably the Czech republic. Seems comfy.
>>56612724
Fucking autoccorrect God damn I meant qt not at lol.
New Zealand seems nice
>>56612763
Oh yes it is! All of us should permanently move to New Zealand and live out the rest of our lives there in that perfect place!
>>56612752
This desu
>>56609371
no you can't message him dumbass
>>56608625
to new zealand
Northern Scotland.
I've always wanted to live in a house like this.
>>56608625
texas
Turkey
To be part of the remaking of the Ottoman empire
>>56608625
I'd probably stay in the nordic countries, so Finland or Norway
If not then I'd consider releasing my inner weeaboo and go to nipland
Spain or chile
>>56608625
There's a couple places I'd like to live in or at least visit for an extended period of time; USA, Canada, Japan, Argentina. But I wouldn't raise kids anywhere other than here.
>>56608625
Portugal or Poland
>>56608685
>Australia
>a meme free zone
>>56608625
USA of course
>>56612087
You either won or lost the lottery of life my friend
>>56618505
What do you mean?
>>56611730
Autistic.
>you da dumb emercun
I said you had no gold, Aussie didn't care, you went ballistc. Do you think me or him give a fuck about whatever you just typed out? Your economy is less then optimal, and unemployment is high. That's all he asked you incessant sperg.
Either Scotland or France
>tfw all these white people who would like to come here but never emigrate
>tfw we get a shitload of indians instead
Fucks sakes lads, move here already. Fucking hate poo in the loos
Italy. Hook up with culturepal qt and finally learn the language.
>>56620728
rather be autistic than retarded. Don't speak for my country like as if you know anything about it.
Somewhere comfy.
Like Falklands.
>>56608625
Actually done a representative survey (in Germany) with pretty similar questions.
Results were 11% would move to Australia, followed by Spain, then USA, then Canada, then New Zealand and then Switzerland. Overall around 50% would choose a European country.
Main reasons were the weather, landscapes/cities and the people themselves (like more open/friendlier), while economic reasons were pretty far down.
I myself would choose Australia, will try to move there in a few years anyways
>>56611730
Canadians really are some of the most buttmad posters
Switzerland
Its close to Germany
Probably Germany or Norway> Can I bring my horse?
Scotland, NZ, Italy or Spain
>>56609371
>japanese based characters
>cute
asians are gross as fuck
>>56608625
Switzerland because it's a beautiful country and I could do shady business there
>>56621242
Falklands is too isolated for me 2bh
I feel like it would get boring fairly quickly
Iceland
Fucking best country for me
China.
I'm moving there for my studies anyway, so might as well have every expenses covered.
Canada
Lots of nature, I already have some family living there and soon weed will be legal so I won't even need to miss that.
>>56623420
>I'm moving there for my studies anyway
Me too
I'll be going in the summer 0f 2017
>>56623948
I'll be there from summer 2016 to early summer 2017. Where are you going ?
>>56609134
>Also, any place that needs wild boars removed with extreme prejudice is a home of mine.
Corsica
>>56609180
>I want slow living
basically japan
>>56622282
f u l l
>>56624051
Not decided yet
My uni is partnered with quite a few Chinese universities so I have quite a few options. I'd like to go to Shenzhen or Guangzhou, but I don't need to make my decision until next year
What about you?
>>56624639
You do realise China is a shithole right?
Or are you just going there to fulfil your yellow fever fantasies?
Finland or Spain or Argentina
>>56624722
No yellow fever fantasies and yea I know parts of it are absolute shitholes
I'm going to try and avoid the shitholes
Japan
>>56608625
I'd probably just stay here. There's no better country, literally
>>56624772
>parts of it
Yeah all the parts of it.
Unless you find the one forest that hasn't been logged, or the one historic town that hasn't been bulldozed to make way for factories and apartments.
Shenzhen and Guangzhou might look flashy from a distance but they have no substance. They have all the negative things about American cities (car centric urbanisation, soulless suburbs, ugly architecture, pollution x1000) and none of the positives. I honestly can't think of any redeeming features of modern day China.
>>56624969
snooze fest
>>56624639
I have to chose between Shanghai and Dalian but I'll probably go for Shanghai as it works best with my subject and research interest. I'll be working on chinese society and I need a very big city. On the other hand Dalian would be cheaper and nothing prevents me on travelling to Shanghai if need be.
I'm still thinking about it.
>>56624987
>ugly architecture
how so
>>56625568
They bulldozed most of their unique historic architecture and heritage and replaced it with tacky condos, copy paste skyscrapers and industrial factories.
>>56625652
asian shit never looked good anyways
>>56608625
Corsica. They keep fuckers away so if I survive and blend, it's gonna be alright. The place looks great and the people are warm. Good food, architecture, etc.
Become a street racer in Osaka.
>>56608625
USA, Florida, Miami. The Latin America that worked.
Canada without a shadow of a doubt
>>56628435
Fuck off arsim trashlord.
Helsinki. I hate this warm weather desu.
