You wake up inside a Favela.
wat do?
the same thing I do everyday
>>56601808
>Akimbo Glocks
>>56601808
>wat do?
I post on a shitty russian thread on 16√chan
Go 25-0 and drop a nuke.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dG9uI3Al9vc
>>56601808
Join cartel
Nothing especial, just live how I tipically live everyday, with my guns and drugs
If I enter a Favela as a white man, how long will it take for me to be mugged, kidnapped or killed? Are there safe parts of Favela or is it all bad?
>>56602352
ah the memories :'D, was the last fps game I've played
>>56601808
Blast reggaeton out of my speakers and play football.
>>56601808
Look for one of those cheap brazian whores, I have heard that you can Fuck one for 10 dollars.
>>56602897
According to a movie I saw (ciudad de deux) there are white people living there
>>56601808
It seems to be more livable than Russia.
Check anus for smuggled drugs and sell them for a ticket home.
Have been doing that for over 31 years and I have never been shot.
I'm a white Brazilian of Anglo descent.
>>56602152
>nobody else got this reference
>nobody else played this mission
smhtbqhfam
EDGE
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7WrkuIyFaE
go down to the normal part of town. I've done that multiple times.
who exactly builds the houses in those places?
they seem too 'good' to be literally families just building the houses themselves from scrap metal and mud like you see in slums in Africa and south Asia (probably exaggerating a bit there but I stand by that assertion) ... yet I can't imagine the govt willingly build them
any huefags care to enlighten me? or any south americans, where this seems to be the case in general
>>56605398
It's OK, I got it. but I liked the first MW's campaign better especially the AC-130 mission
>>56603529
*funk carioca.
>>56605632
it's self construction, yes. they can get help/hire a foreman.
Go back to bed
>>56605632
They are build by workers, often from the community. They never finnish painting because they pay less in taxes of the house if it looks like shit
>>56605309
Why are you living there if you are white ?
>>56605718
>>56605846
how can they afford that? aren't they insanely poor/destitute?
pull out my ump silenced t b h
SWAP A MAG IN AND GET GHOST TO COVER ME
what >>56606001
said, where the hell do they get the money/materials for all of this? Some favelas even have access to the internet
>>56601808
Ask myself how did I arrive there and move back to my upper class dad's appartment :^)
>>56606079
Are you kidding? They work, you dipshit.
>>56606001
>>56606079
Yeah I mean. They work, they have often have a job and also get pay outs from the gov. They aren't absolutely poor. It's a shitty house but it's something. They got water, eletricity, waste treatemant and even internet as you say'd. Most of them can't be considered slums any more. Thanks to lula 2bh
>>56606001
>>56606079
bricks and cement bags aren't that expensive. they have blue collar jobs or other kind of work.
set up a weird swedish shop where i sell herring and play swedish music that makes people uncomfortable
>>56601808
At first try to hide from them, get captured, learn their ways, fug a qt slum-bunda, fight against the bolice with them, and then migrate to their winter slum with them having gained their trust.
How do you get permission to build on someone elses roof? Do you buy the space from the person under you or the guy who owns the land? Who makes sure the building stack doesn't fold on itself like a house of cards?
>>56606473
>implying you could listen to favela funk for more than a minute without wanting to gtfo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvG28TT3LIo
>>56606611
every house belongs to the same family, they just build more floors for their sons or whatever.
>>56601808
Acquire Bunda
>>56606678
Neat
>>56606611
No one there own no land. Most of the land is ilegal to build or not being suitable to hold structures. Thats why from time to time shit goes down. Rains acts like a populain control
>>56606299
>>56606369
I assume theres virtually no form of regulation involved? like, the govt will build the roads, but don't care about what gets built alongside them or who builds them?
just seems confounding to a non third-worlder. we constantly berate soviet-styled commieblocks here on /int/ (and rightly so) but at least we understand them and their reason for existing ftmp ... but these slums/favelas just make no sense to an outsider
From pictures, I always wonder how these things don't just collapse on each other
>>56606655
what the fuk
run
>>56606865
they have been around since the abolition of slavery, when the former slaves left from farms to cities, and unable to buy regulated homes they started creating shacks in the hills.
say hello to my brazilian brothers
>smoke cocaine
>fuck bitches
>play futbol
>live my life like the movie city of god
It'd be 10/10 until I get shot
>>56601808
Hang out at the beach with Carrot and try to figure out how to fug Angelica
>>56607010
I wonder why life expectancy in such places isn't less than 1 year
>>56601808
Go take a piss...
>>56606795
most of these buildings never go down...also mostof these hoods got legalized by the government, the residents getting full property of their houses. at least that's the way here.
pic related, legalized hood in Bogotá, the neighbours worked collectively for decades to get roads, access to the fresh water system, electricity, etc.
>>56601808
become a hitman to pay for a bus ticket out of that hell hole
am I the only one who likes the aesthetic look of poorer countries (except Africa and India)
>>56602897
You will be mugged soon they realize you don't speak Portuguese. (there is this kind of brain wash that leftists did to niggers, basically, if your life is shit, Americans are responsible)
>>56606865
most of these favelas were built decades ago, since them the government has been legalizing the properties, providing public services, making roads, etc. 99% of households on most Sudaca cities (including favelas) have access to the most basic public services (fresh water, electricity, etc).
favelas don't appear anymore, at least not in where I live. the new trend is building commieblocks like pic related. left is the favela, built mainly decades ago, right are the new commieblocks.
>>56607330
?
most of then don't even know were USA is?
>>56607330
>if your life is shit, Americans are responsible
this is what most of the world believes anyway
>>56603626
>pay for fuck
What? only old people do that.
For fucking sake, you are in one of the most degenerated country on earth. Fuck a strange is something trivial...
>>56605632
Dude, first you need to understand how favelas first start to appear in the big cities.
>Poor people coming from poor regions come to this "fast growing" cities to work as constructors.
>They start to build their houses were poor people already live
>They build their own houses because this was their job mos part of the time. It looks shit because most of them come to work as a constructor and never acquire significant knowledge, they simple mix concrete and carry buckets...
This talk about "community" is bull shit.
>>56601808
get some money workin on some shit, pay the operations and the hormones and live as a shemale whore
>>56607628
Why aren't you doing that anyway?
>>56607362
where is this?
>>56607506
while our laws around construction and planning permission have long been questionably flexible and easily corruptible, theres a difference between them and LITERALLY just building a house wherever the fuck you damn please like its a camping tent
>>56607666
shut the fuck up stupid faggot, go to
>>>/lgbt/ and never come back
>>56601808
fug underage favelanas for $50
>>56607377
>>56607408
Don't try to understand why niggers do what they do.
>in the front line. woman with American flag, during a commie rally.
>>56607721
Back in time (brazilian economic boom), no one care. Most of the cities houses are shit too. They need this cheap work force, and could not accommodate them...
>>56607864
>Don't try to understand why niggers do what they do.
Stop being a racists
>>56607980
>Stop being a racists
If police can't do it, what chances do you have?
>>56601808
Find a church, I'm sure it will be safe there!
>>56608064
yeah, it's not like sicarios are known for having high catolic beliefs and praying everytime they have to steal/kill
>>56608064
There is no churches in favelas, only cassino churches where people pay for god intervention.
Blacks get this thing from African religions, where you need to offer a large amount of money to your priest, so everyone there donate 20% of their incomes every month.
They call them self protestants. They like to dance and sing and drink in their cults. Ohh yeah, they do live tv exorcism too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16AyH3RVpQk
>>56608187
As long as they go to confession every week, they're fine.
>>56601808
Probably start a YouTube channel recording my day to day life.
>>56601808
Get high on coke and seek bunda
>>56608280
>pick cellphone to record in a favela
>didn't notice there is a few drug dealers around
>they think you are recording them
>get shot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mm6kWeimlQU
Kill as many people as I can and set fire to the houses.
>>56608487
Fuck yeah
>>56608427
fuck man, Brazil is scary
there was an incident a few weeks ago here where some guys dressed up as police burst into a hotel function and shot a bunch of people (killing one) in full view of the media and it was virtually global news cause it was sensational ... but this kind of shit is probably an everyday thing in places like Brazil/Colombia/Honduras etc
that clip of the two guys holding up a pizzeria before being pepper-sprayed with bullets by cops is shocking
>>56601808
take over with my cartel
shitty brazilian thugs will stand no chance vs my cartel guerrilla warfare and superior american guns
>>56608797
>all those H&K
>american guns
>>56608841
how about this ones?
looks pretty murrican to me
>>56608841
these are murrican?
>>56608743
yeah, even in places who are "good" it's pretty common to hear shootings and seeing people killed in the streets
>>56608743
>be brazilian
>go to an internet cafe because too poor to own a pc
>shitpost starts
>guy come and shoot you 7 times
such a life in brazil
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJl-8n9HsYA
Get a cig
>>56601808
>cheap drugs, coke, weed, opioids, etc.
>illegal guns, anything you want.
>loose women willing to have sex with you because why the fuck now
I'd be heaven on earth
>>56606865
I'm not sure if it works the same in Brazil than here, but most small construction works get approved by the local township just with a rough sketch of the dimensions and materials used. You don't need anything more to get approval and start building.
Brazil is severely ill, it is in the terminal stages of peripheral third world capitalism.
>>56609163
No, any construction must have a signature of a engineer.
They do this to prevent people from expand their homes and don't pay the tax for having a "bigger home"
As i said, no one care about the niggers, what you going to do? come to a favela with almost 50000 people and start to demolish everything?
do the flags not show up for anybody else?
my cursor is hovering over the space where the flag should be, so the word mexico pops up for this guy >>56609043, but I can't get the flags.
>>56609182
>capitalism
What are you talking about? All our last government are from far left (communism) and those before where center left (socialism). How could you blame capitalism in something like this?
>>56608883
>>56608841
>>56608797
Proudly sponsored by the ATF.
>>56609235
Here most property doesn't pay taxes. Or the difference is really minimal, like $.25 a year or so for having an extra room.
I have a plot of land and with a small shed on it, I pay exactly $3 a year as tax. My income tax is minimal as well, around $20 a month. Thank you Chicago Boys.
>>56609275
He's a fucking retard who lives off memes.
>>56609251
fuck you, buddy, i thought i had an actual reply
>>56609639
come on esse, help a gringo with his flag thing. for your help, I'll mail you a bottle of water that won't give you explosive diarrhea.
>>56609849
>implying Mexicans get diarreah
Yes, flags do show for me
>>56609876
See? That wasn't so hard now was it. Ok, nap time for you Paco. You've had a busy day.
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>semi auto rifles are haram
;_;
>protest government corruption
>yaaaay socialism
>profit?
>>56610344
>Scope on AR
>No scope on bolt action rifle
The owner shoukd only use these weapons on himself
>>56610531
He'd probably miss.
