USA is invading your country.
How fucked up are you?
How does the invasion look like?
How would you win the war?
http://www.addictinginfo.org/2015/03/07/us-navy-sunk/
>be amerifat
>sink
>win
We'd surrender. Rightfully so, white Americans need to come home.
Win by destroying everything on Earth :DDD
>>56582449
Mate the big cities are all fucked up. Perhaps the ones located in Amazon's rainforest can pull off a Vietnam 2.0.
>>56582555
Yea, like what happened after the end of WWII where black american soldiers fathered hundreds of children with german mothers
American soldiers are just paper soldiers. Cut them down like grass. War is won in one month.
not really, we are keks for big american hot dogs
>>56582555
You're occupied already, Hans.
>America invades
>wins, installs base
>give away millions of dollars in aid, rebuild the country
>have country join a military alliance
>spend all the money on social programs since America is your defense
Why don't more countries do this?
>How fucked up are you
Not fucked up at all. I live in Sao Paulo and bombarding the city would be something America would never do, because it would be breaking several international regulations, and be very bad for the public and international opinion of the country, not to mention the world economy.
>How does the invasion look like?
USA would probaly try invading from the Norheastern coast. There are medium sized cities, ideal to be taken, a lot of plains and semi arid regions for their technologically superior weaponry to operate and is good landing ground for Army and USMC reinforcements. USA also planned to invade Brazil twice in the past, both cases would take place in the North/Norhteast coastline and from there march southwards to the capital.
They would have their navy blockading our ports all arround, and position destroyers along the entire coastline, even in the south, bombarding strategic positions like ammo manufactories and military bases with cruise missiles and the like.
Then, as said, they'd push southwards towards the capital. I think they'd avoid try going to the jungle, because it would be Vietnam 2: Brazilian Boogaloo, and also avoid taking southern most regions, specially southeast, due to high population density and hilly terrain, difficult to lead war without many casualities.
>How would you win the war?
Wait until US forces are very strecthed within the whole territorry. From their original landing zones in the northeast to the forces that are currently sieging Brasilia, they'll be very spread and that's when their chan will show the weakest link. They'll be separated and vulnerable to attack in between the ranks of the controlled territorry.
That's when we unleash the horde of all of the Brazilian military in the Amazon and send in a big wave of reinforcements from the South, surrounding the US forces arround Brasilia, cutting Americans in half, destroying their supply chains and forcing them to retreat back to their original LZs.
>>56582449
>How fucked up are you?
I'm not fucked at all, I collaborate and volunteer to hang Trudeau. Canada as a whole is purged of liberald ushering in a new era of greatness as part of the first North American reich.
>How does the invasion look like?
Americans drive their tanks 100 kms north, quickly occupying around 85% of the populated land in under three hours. We surrender.
>How would you win the war?
We wouldn't
>>56582704
>Turnbull
![1343009790973[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/JTDBgW2.jpg "1343009790973[1].jpg")
>>56582670
>there are AMERICAN TANKS stored in the NORWEGIAN MOUNTAINS right now
Yes, come here americans
We would probably inherit more negros, sadly.
>>56582739
Also, recruit favela gang members to the Army, give them proper training and weapon, form a special unit.
>>56582739
>because it would be breaking several international regulations, and be very bad for the public and international opinion of the country,
You don't know the Americans very well I see.
>>56582727
Americans are paranoid though. Not a single country would invade Germany right now (inb4 rapefugee memes).
Only threat is ISIS and they can't be countered with usual army.
>>56582670
Just like against Germany eh?
>>56582759
That's so they can help us when Russia chimps out. If Americans piss us off we just take it from them. Those tanks and other vehicles and equipment is in our care. We have the keys, so to speak.
>>56582707
this
>the South is rising again
>>56582816
In those days the military was in a completely different state. That said our soldiers resisted for two months, which is longer than any other european country they invaded.
>>56582794
Say what you want America never bombed a major city in a war.
You nuked Hiroshima and Nagazaki, not Tokyo and Kyoto.
The only bombs dropped over Baghdad were against Saddam's palace.
Even in Vietnam, napalm targets were either jungle camps or small villages with no more than 1000 inhabitants.
>>56582449
>USA is invading your country.
For what purpose?
We are allies, they are welcome any time.
>How would you win the war?
By asking them for about three fiddy
>>56582759
Kinda sweet if you think about it. It's like something a super villian would do. Fucking hollowed out mountain full of tanks.
>>56582844
>>56582899
I'm Canadian, and the Americans DID bomb Tokyo, they firebombed the shit out of it multiple times and killed like a hundred thousand people. They only stopped bombing it when there was nothing left that would burn.
>>56582764
Y'all got any reindeer burgers?
>>56582934
everyone with mountains do this
>>56582899
What about Afghanistan?
Americans regularly bomb hospitals
>>56582994
I don't blame them, it's badass.
Pretty fucked up
Americans will nuke our cities and torture our people, my friends, my relatives, me
Please don't invade I JUST WANT TO LIVE!
>>56582994
With foreign tanks? I don't think so.
>>56583115
> I JUST WANT TO LIVE!
are you sure you're russian?
>>56582988
>I'm Canadian
Of course you're Canadian, I can't imagine a fellow American being a faggot as giant as you.
>Firebombing of Tokyo
Didn't happen, hippie and nip lies.
Edo was a tactical not strategic target, ok??
>>56583000
Hospitals which are being occupied by Taliban and are using the building as shields, they hide there exactly because they don't want to targeted. What the US does is send evacuation warrants several times before hitting the target with accurate JDAMs, civilians are always instructed to leave any war zone ASAP, faggot.
>find a girls only school
>fill the inside with bombs
>once the US army is near , force some underage girls to go to the school
>the US army will enter to the school building to rape the underage girls
>make the building explode killing 50 amerifats
>kek
>>56583165
I'm not even a human for you, just a mongolroach
You would kille just like than roach
>>56583199
No dumbass, it happened in Kunduz and was a huge deal.
They killed foreign aid workers and civilians.
Dumb American cock sucking monkey.
>>56582449
>implying they didn't
>implying they are not still here
>implying anything would look different then now
>implying we would have any army to fight with anyway
>>56583199
>didn't happen
Pictured: Tokyo not on fire.
>>56582615
fug :DDD
>>56583275
Anyone with a pencil and basic drawing skills could draw that piece of shit and post it on a big newspaper.
>>56583266
tbf those aid workers were French so no harm done.
>>56582919
Greatest ally.
>>56583115
Don't worry bro, we'll just stick with our old strategy of containment while your vodka stores deplete.
>>56583199
Based Brazilbro. If you need liberation from the Rousseff, the Third Fleet is ready.
>>56582449
Better US than fucking illegals.
>>56583382
I'm not exactly sure why you're arguing this. I realize you like America (as do I, I'm here) but surely if you knew anything about Americans you'd know that the honor of commiting the single largest bombing in history is a point of pride to them. You're not defending them by belittling what is, in their minds, a great achievement.
>>56582449
Literally why? I only can only imagine USA and Russia invading someone simultaneously.
Made by some Czech memester back when American thought the Chechnyan Boston bombers were czech
US attack
>0800 - US forces have crossed the border
>0805 - Laser guided missiles have destroyed JAS-39 Grippen air base and brewery in Velke Popovice
>0827 - Czech Army noticed the attack
>0835 - Whole fleet of L-159 fighters start for a full scale counter-attack
>0850 - All Czech fighers destroyed long before reaching visual contact
>0900 - Czech DoD celebrates finally getting rid of all the L-159s
>1000 - US forces accounts for loss of six Abrams tanks due to stolen treads in the vicinity of the Most city
>1030 - Pandur armoured vehicles leave barracks to protect Prague
>1045 - Bruntál declared independence
>1100 - BIS testers go to lunch
>1230 - All Pandurs are down, most broken down, several drowned in puddles
>1245 - Czech military Chief of staff bangs on the door of technical musseum to borrow any combat effective tech
>1247 - Janitor lends him a Ukrajina bicycle and chases him out with a broomstick
>1300 - US forces already lost 12 Abrams and 23 Bradleys mostly to damage received from Czech highways
>1430 - First US units arrived in Prague
>1540 - 22nd MEU commander lieutenant T. Taxis Taylor is hit on the Žižkov with a flail
>1630 - US forces raises flag on the Prague castle
>1700 - Clint Eastwood watches the news and writes screenplay for his new movie "Flags of Our Sons"
>1800 - A truce is officially declared
>2330 - Czech military Chief of staff on his bicycle arrives to Bratislava and applies for asylum
The next day, all US forces would be probably chased out of the country for destroying the brewery... ;-)
>>56582844
>That's so they can help us when Russia chimps out.
Do you think Russia is a threat to Norway?
>>56583523
I whole heartly agree with this but it honestly didn't happen. Supposedly more people died in that bombing than in Hiroshima and Nagazaki combined. Don't you think that if it was real, there'd be more talk about it? Give me any supporting evidence that the fire bombing did happen, faggot. And even then, Tokyo had tactical, not strategic targets. Dumbass. The burden of proof lies with you, not me.
>>56583559
>0900 - Czech DoD celebrates finally getting rid of all the L-159s
Lost my shit
>>56582449
>How fucked up are you?
Completely fucked
>How does the invasion look like?
Like Iraq I guess
>How would you win the war?
We wouldn't, our best shot would be to divide into militias supported by foreign countries, and Mexican Americans going full jihad and bombing themselves in American cities
>>56583650
>Give me any supporting evidence that the fire bombing did happen, faggot.
>>56583715
Is that likely though being that seemingly 99% of your population wants to live in the states instead of Mexico anyway?
>>56583650
I appreciate your love for America anon, but the fire bombing did cause more deaths than the nukes. I'm not quite sure why it isn't talked about more.
>>56583854
>>56583776
Not an argument.
>>56583854
details like that are too complicated. nukes = bad is much more simple
>>56583817
If that was case you wouldn't be reading this
>>56583896
>he thinks claiming the americans killed less people than they did will get his senpai to notice him
>>56583559
top kek
>>56583559
>0827 Czech Army noticed the attack
Fucking kek that made my day
If USA would invade us, NATO's Article 5 would come in effect and the USA itself would have to come and help us :^)
But really, if the US wants to invade us it wouldn't be that easy for them.
>by air
They would have to pass our excellent air defense destroyers with SM-2s (soon SM-3s as well) and ESSMs, our Patriot and NASAMS 2 air defense batteries and of course our F-16s. Would certainly result in lots of damage on both sides.
>by sea
North Sea is terrible for an amphibious assault. Too many sand banks and shallow waters, so they wouldn't be able to come near with their carriers, amphibious assault ships and submarines. The few routes where they could come close could easily be blocked by our subs and frigates.
>by land
Our neighbors Belgium and Germany are heavily cucked by the US and have lots of US bases, so I guess they could always invade us from there.
>tfw it's actually somewhat realistic that the US would ever invade us
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Service-Members'_Protection_Act
>>56582449
They actualy started to prepare it in 1999.
They destroyed allmost every bridge on Danube and other bigger rivers to criple mobilty of army (and to scare people and fuck with morale)
Idea was to attack from Albania, Hungary, Bulgaria and Romania probably.
I think that we would get rect more than Iraq. In Vojvodina (flat part with relatvly good infrastructure and easy terren) that would least for few days probably (I think that our military would prbably just retreat because we wouldn't have any chance in face to face combat with absolutly no air control.
In south things would go much slower. Porbably after the formal capitulation there would be much of guerrilla fights for years (as i know people here)
sorry for shity eanglish.
>>56582739
>Not fucked up at all. I live in Sao Paulo and bombarding the city would be something America would never do, because it would be breaking several international regulations
stoped reading here
in what world do you live m8?
>>56582449
>How would you win the war?
General Frost and Colonel Thaw.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
YES PLEASE
>>56584322
lmao are you serious ?
The US would occupy you in 2 days tops.
>>56584587
Are you wanted to get genocide, by agent vitamin?
>>56584619
same goes for EVERY country In the European union. Maybe Englands stands a chance
>We surrender immediately.
>The Prime Minister is found hiding in a hole, put on trial and executed by the new government.
>Americans spend trillions on infrastructure.
>The American public is outraged as 60 Minutes airs an episode on the many Americans who get raped while patrolling our ghettos.
>Facing a crushed domestic economy and widespread anti-war protests, the Americans leave in a rush.
>Oliver Stone makes a movie about the disillusioned American soldiers, especially the 58,000 who were raped to death.
>>56582449
They will never pass beyond our anti-aircraft defence systems.
>>56584670
Switzerland cannot be occupied bombs under every bridge
>>56584532
Kek
>>56583672
>L-159
beutiful sexy plane
>>56583559
>1300 - US forces already lost 12 Abrams and 23 Bradleys mostly to damage received from Czech highways
kek
same here
>>56584587
Will not invade until pay denbts
>>56582899
>US didn't bomb Tokyo?
Holy shit are you retarded? We fire bombed the shit out of Tokyo.
>>56584619
That would depend entirely how far the US wants to go. They could launch 100s of ICBMs to any country in the world and completely destroy it in within a day. But we're talking about invading a country here, that's kind of different. And I said that wouldn't be that easy, unless they invade from our neighboring countries.
>>56584813
that guy is like:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNkjDuSVXiE
>>56583245
Yep. If not the nukes we would be dead.
>America invades The Netherlands
>discovers tasty Dutch food and beer
>becomes 51st state
>influx of real chocolate and beer into the U.S
I wouldn't mind Tbh
>>56584670
>>56584619
But you are already occupied.
>>56584619
ssh the dutch have poo poo superpowers
>>56584670
>same goes for EVERY country In the European union
Even Iraq lasted more than that. Of course some European countries would last more than that.
>>56585014
>Netherlands
>real beer
Wew laddy.
We would ARYANED them real quick
>>56584729
Switzerland's air force literally stops working at 5 pm. They ask neighboring countries to do their air policing duties for them outside of office hours.
>>56585092
falling for le small foamy birra memay. We have the largest beer export in the world
>>56585018
What ? No.
worst war, pretty fucked.
They'll have problems to bring their full force where needed, our best move is to cut off their supply lines.
When it comes to land operations many cities will be battle ruins. Have to to damage supplies and punish them with unfriendly enviroment.
If we make a little bit more realistic and add world politics it could be better as they'll be limited in action and have to be sneaky. But it could be it will it even worse! As the world will just join them.
I imagine if someone throws a boot at us, other instantly do the same while screaming: "Finaly!!! Should have done that long time ago!"
>>56585133
>We have the largest beer export in the world
Obviously that's because you don't drink any of yours
>>56582739
>I live in Sao Paulo
No need to read further
>>56585133
Heiniken and Grolsch are pisswater m8. And no, I don't drink American macros either.
>>56585014
>tasty Dutch food and beer
>>56585197
American dream is kill all russians good, bad no matter. They are let nazis do what they did. Such is life, god save the nukes.
We have like a million people with military training. Invading us would be hell.
>>56585383
Amen
>>56585383
I hope you don't honestly believe that.
It's 2016, the only people Americans want to kill are commies and muslims
>>56585479
While every americans news about bad russians.
>>56585531
The media is cancer, no matter the country. Anyone with a functional brain understands this.
>>56585294
doesn't deny the fact that we have the largest beer export in the world
>>56585531
Our news and government does not represent Americans very well. Americans just don't care about
>>56585650
Hitler always talked about bad russians and look what happened. The Media is strongest brainwashing mechanism.
>>56585681
>our country exports the most piss on the globe
You heard it from Anon himself folks
>>56582449
They would be fucked.
>>56585014
>Dutch beer
SMALL
>>56585755
I didn't say that most people have functioning brains. The media is undoubtedly powerful.
>>56582449
Tell them we'll obliterate the east coast in a nuclear firestorm unless they cease and desist
>>56585848
Wipe NYC off the face of the earth pls
>>56585848
You'd literally be doing us a favor. Pls bomb Southern California too
>>56585383
Fact: 99% of americans actually want all russians (without any exceptions) to be killed.
Don't believe anyone who says otherwise, he just lies.
>>56585531
No, the media talks about Putin. Most people are smart enough to understand that governments and heads of states often don't represent their people.
>>56582449
>USA is invading your country.
fug.
>How fucked up are you?
Depends how we will play it out.
>How does the invasion look like?
Depends on if NATO is tagging along or not.
>How would you win the war?
Depends what USA aims to accomplish with the invasion.
Scenarios:
>1. USA is invading just for the heck of it and without casus belli
We can probably expect full support of the EU and Russia. USA cannot use it's NATO allies as invasion ramp, so only the only legit way to attack is through baltic sea, which will be full of sea mines. In the other hand finland will have basically unlimited resources usable for defence. War lasts until US army goes on strike due sheer madness.
>2. USA is invading using made up casus belli
NATO will probably allow access, but will not participate more. Finland can expect support from Russia if it is deemed necessary, and political pressure against USA from EU. Finland defends bravely causing massive losses for USA, and then makes a truce giving small, non-permanent concessions.
>3. USA is invading using legitimate casus belli
Finnish forces will give some non focused defence while actual defence keeps an eye on the eastern border so that Russia does not also jump in. USA occupies capital and removes the retard who gave USA the casus belli to invade. Then USA gives shit ton of money for rebuilding.
>>56585848
Can any of your nukes reach the south or the southwest? We could really stand to be rid of those places.
>>56586242
Hello KGB propaganda officer
>>56586473
I think so, we'd just have to send the subs round to the Pacific
>>56584670
UK in particular ? They literally have American military bases in their country...
>>56586473
>south west
>implying it's somehow worse than the south east
Fuck yourself, Jamaal
>>56586438
>political pressure against USA from EU
Ahahahhaha this is the funniest shit of the day.
>>56582449
No fucked at all, the Yanks always have problems in shitty countries they aren't that great.
We can resist for a couple of weeks until the cartels capture hundreds of Yanks and behead them them we just have to show the heads of the amerifat soldiers and the Yanks would get out here running on fear.
>>56586619
>Ahahahhaha this is the funniest shit of the day.
I didn't say that it will be very useful. But yeah, it will probably be there.
>>56582449
If the WW2 peace treaty is still active it means that Russia is obliged to give us military assistance if needed. But it would probably do that regardless.
Don't know if that helps much, though.
>>56586673
>implying we already haven't completely destroyed your infrastructure
>implying we haven't already bombed your oil wells and weapons manufacturies
>implying your cartel leaders could capture even a single regiment of the Army or Marine core
>implying even if you did capture one AND execute them we wouldn't completely WRECK your entire country
>implying
51st state
>>56586987
>core
>>56585688
Who cares about Americans? I don't think simple Americans wanted to destroy Iraq, Afghanistan, Libya and Syria.
>>56587095
Whatever nigger are you really gonna point out spelling mistakes on a laotian toe-painting board
>>56582449
We will end up vanquished and turned into utter ruin, but we will be ressurected as a Catholic State under the tenets of holy war. :-{D
Ave Maria.
>>56587329
That's not a spelling mistake. That's you being an inbred, illiterate retard.
>>56582449
surrender, get annexed, debts gone
>>56582449
Join them in an effort to oust Trudeau from power.
>>56582670
>dat anon flag
>dat country's status
>War is won in one month.
yep, for u it sure is.
>>56587478
You could've used ignoramus instead of retard for that's sweet, sweet alliteration. Too bad I guess, fag lord
>How fucked up are you?
Depends, can be from utterly 1940 fucked to going full Revolution Mode
>How does the invasion look like?
It's either America rushes france from it's european bases and our command goes full 1940 or, we go first and neutralize the bay of biscay and gibraltar while sinking any fleet nearby using subs. Oh, and of course a good lot of fighting would take place in the antilles.
>How would you win the war?
As it's impossible to currently stage an invasion, we'd need to wear out american morale by striking at their fleets while staying comfy in our island/metropolitan soil.
>>56582449
Will real American Imperialism ever be back? Will we go full barbarian and try to occupy the Philippines and Cuba. Will we annex Costa Rica and Japan? Would America turn against the United Kingdom and help return Northern Ireland to Ireland properly. How would France or Russia react to these sudden series of invasions/annexations?
>>56586834
mfw going to talvisota 2.0 against USA
>>56582449
Surrender immediatly. At least they would rid my country off our horrible shit government and politicians.
>Vietnam 2: Amazonic Boogaloo
Its ok world, we only wish to liberate you, let us bring you freedom
>>56590176
I would do anything to see that
>>56582449
>How fucked up are you?
Very
>How does the invasion look like?
There would be no invasion, America would declare war and we would probably surrender.
>How would you win the war
We wouldn't.
But why would any American leader invade their homeland? Everyone knows the Irish secretly rule the USA.
They tried once before and failed..ll
>>56590456
R A R E
A
R
E
Day 1
>paratroopers secure all Canadian bases near the border
>no AA encountered, minimal resistance
Day 3
>American armored units enter Edmonton and take the only Canadian base far from the border
>any resistance is bombed by aircraft
Day 5
>US navy seals capture Canadian military outposts in the arctic
Total casualties: 500
Make Yugoslavia 2.0
Create at least 30 war songs.
Fight off the Americans with the endless supply of illegal AK's.
http://youtu.be/f46LkPDypSY
>They tried
>They left
>Then made movie about it
>Gaint fuck you Op
>>56582670
>Soldiers with no combat experience vs hardened soldiers with years of combat experience
Kek. You guys would literally get massacred, and by literally I mean literally because we have had soldiers massacre towns before.
>>56585096
this looks so incredibly cozy
>>56590456
>Soldiers outnumber by Somalians
>Attacked the entire the time they were there
>Still accomplished their mission and captured the high value Somalian targets
WeW, BTW it was a NATO operation which is why it was so fucked.
>>56586673
But the cartels want money, and the USA has money. They'll just buy them off and now you will have to fight both the US army and the cartels.
Plus the cartels seem to be too much for Mexico as it is right now.
Americunts are loser pussies
And Iraq proved it
Id love to see them go up againsts Norks, Kim would mop the floors with them like never before and every US general knows it.
>>56582919
greatest ally
>>56583271
To be fair, Germany does have an army. They're just armed with broomsticks is all.
>>56582615
the MADman
>>56582449
>USA is invading your country.
>How fucked up are you?
>How does the invasion look like?
>How would you win the war?
They have already invaded us though
>90% of them get "lost" on the way over
>our entire country fights against the last 10% with small arms and cheeky bants
>we lose quite quickly
>but thats okay because our real goal was to awaken the volcano and jihad everyone in one glorious moment of valor and memes
>>56582704
More like Prepbull
>>56591391
We never, ever lost fights in Iraq, whether or not airpower was available at a given time. If we went up against the Norks we'd have the greatest kill ratio since the Battle of Marathon. Poland would be even easier to subjugate than the Koreans... if we wanted that. We could take you with one infantry division, no airpower, unless you want to cavalry-charge AC130s
>>56591873
>implying it's not friendly invasion
>>56591953
RARE
literally, how did you not disappear?
>>56582650
thats the reason why germans are so cool now though
turks dont help with the cool factor, more like the sleaze factor
>>56590791
our soldiers get their combat experience from the same war your soldiers get their combat experience from, dumbass
not surprising to anyone, we outperformed everyone there
>>56582739
we would nuke the everloving shit out of sao paulo you bet your fuckin ass
only thing we want is the amazon
one day, very soon, it will be ours
screencap this shit
the worlds biggest companies are going to need that shit to offset their carbon use, and with hillary in charge to do their bidding, its only a matter of time brazil. only a matter of time my nigger
>>56586418
>people
>smart
Keked lmao at you
>>56583000
>Regularly
Dude, it happened once.
>just did defensive war against americans
>won
muh camo win wars
>>56582670
Pretty good field of fire though. Where is that ?
free islam cleansing lol
>>56585383
>>56586242
ahahah what
>>56582670
y-y-you're right senpai uh o-our only option is, I g-guess to nuke you
>>56583271
If Germany were to start becoming nationalist and retaking their land, I don't think anyone would blame them. If nothing else you could use Israel as precedent, ironically.
You'd also bring home quite a few German Americans.
>>56586242
>>56585383
We don't think about you as much as you think we think about you. Think about that
>>56582899
The Firebombing of Dresden.
>>56583650
Do you deny Dresden too? Although admittedly this was more Brit doing.
>>56597424
>>56597466
Great minds etc.
>>56582449
>How fucked up are you?
Balls deep
>How does the invasion look like?
Like pic related
>How would you win the war?
We don't.
>>56591953
Seriously though... where is Bermuda?
Isn't it in that X-files triangle?
I wouldn't want to mess with them there t b h
>>56594353
Your nationalism is cute.
Let us know when you can field more than 1 brigade.
>>56582449
we have a mammuth tank.
>>56582449
We're already 51st state, so I guess nothing would change.
>>56585133
Perhaps a matter of personal taste, but I better like Czech beer.
>>56586438
also you get to skin them and hang them from trees :D
>>56597788
What the hell is that hungry
>>56597975
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOlq6RRh3sg
>>56598143
holy shit
that's crazy
>>56598531
And we have lots destroyer class tank,
Tank type: 44M Zrinyi
>>56598143
That's incredibly based. Well, anything involving jet engines is, but that thing involves jet engines AND a tank chassis
>bend over
>drop pants
>apply lube
>wait for action
what else can I do?
>>56598964
Launch a preemptive strike to retake New York City
Really, we wouldn't mind it being gone.
>>5658244
I'M LIKE DUDE JUST SWITCH SIDES LMAO
>>56582449
they declare war
we join their side
victory!
If we're talking IRL it would be a war of attrition that nobody would win.
Both sides would enter total war mode and there neither side never have the capability to transverse the Atlantic.
TLDR nobody.
>>56600259
Can you guys take back the Jersey shore people?
>>56600494
back?
there is no "back" for them, they are not welcome here
>>56582449
We fought hard in 1965.
>>56585096
Look, they're throwing the liberators a picnic
>>56583534
Yeah, but neither of us want to try and hold China once its taken.
Economic warfare is so much better, anyway.
Well I hope they like mountains BECAUSE THAT'S ALL WE HAVE MOTHERFUCKERS.
>even vietnam could beat US
>baaaaawwwwwwwww we weak we must surrender
Pussies
>>56602194
do you like the little boys or the fat man?
>>56583534
why do some of the russians not touch us?
why are you hoverhanding us russia
>>56601929
>all we have
Lies. I've seen what Turkish breakfast looks like. I'
>>56585383
>Such is life
Holy shit the meme is true
ricefields anyone?
