>go to a bullshit community college for 2 years
>become a Pediatric nurse at a quaint pediatric clinic
>put a thermometer in a kid faking sick to avoid school
>$63,000 starting, easy, non-gross nursing opportunities that range from $80k on after a few years
So, how come you won't follow my lead?
with a few years as a 2 year degree nurse, you can go on to make around $70k-$80k+ as a 'nurse manager' or as a nurse that makes sure the hospital is functioning at a healthy environment
It's engineer salary range without melting your brain. Take the medical pill, bros
already on it, brah
pulled in $90K working 40hr/wk
>>56542857
damn son. What specialty of nursing?
>>56542951
icu. did i mention full benefits?
Because I'm in my second year of uni, 2 more years then I go to med for 4 years
>>56543023
damn
yeah I looked into ICU, but I can't handle trauma shit. Stomach is too weak
I narrowed my nursing prospects to the following:
Pediatric Nurse (working in a clinic, not a children's hospital)
Nurse Manager (you can become this after a few years of nursing experience...I was told, anyway)
Occupational Health Nurse (after a few years of experience. Basically making sure everybody is working in a healthy environment
Neonatal Nursing (working with newborn babies at a hospital)
Those are basically the only types of high paying nursing jobs where I won't get grossed out or feel unneasy around dying people etc
>>56542749
I majored in math and failed out in the last year. Literally killed myself studying for years with nothing to show for it. I wish I had done something like this.
>Pediatric nurse
Do you examine teenage girls?
>>56542749
>nurse
no thanks, I don't want to go into a career where I end up being somebodies bitch
if you go into medicine and don't land a comfy lab job or become a doctor/someone at the top, you're literally a cuck
>>56542749
lol, our nurses are paid 23k on average
>>56544460
>helping little kids
>being somebody's bitch
spot the NEET
>>56544460
You're someone's bitch in 99.9999999999999% of jobs
>>56544507
IT'S CAUSE YOU'RE FUCKING A WHITE MALE
>>56543560
>Occupational Health Nurse
that is the only options you have mentioned that spells out comfy job, and i think you meant house supervisor instead of nursing manager, because the latter is pain in the ass even if you get to avoid bedside care.
if you want to avoid the adrenaline rush from icu/er/trauma etc you could look into becoming a research nurse or work in IT as a nurse consultant, teach etc etc plenty of options
>>56544843
I'm studying optometry, will be getting the same pay as family doctors despite having an eternally chiller job.
>>56544736
being a neet is better than being a murse, someone's bitch
>>56544460
>no thanks, I don't want to go into a career where I end up being somebodies bitch
Yes, helping sick people Get better as opposed to making more shekels for Jewish boss totally makes you a cuck
>>56545607
lmao, these murse excuses, get a real job murse
>>56545360
>if you want to avoid the adrenaline rush from icu/er/trauma etc
well that's what I'm saying you know, working in a lowly pediatric clinic gives you that $60k range job
if you're looking for the higher nursing job in the 80k range etc while still only going to school for 2 years, then with some experience you can become a nurse manager or occupational health nurse. That's what i'm trying to lay out here. IT and shit i'd imagine would require more schooling.
But literally with some experience, you can make $20k shy of $100k with a 2 year degree and some experience
it just hit me like a ton of bricks - the american dream is real in nursing. Why hasn't the public been red pilled about this yet?
where can i sign up for college? i want to live in the us
or should i do another training in germany, say welder or something, plumber?
takes 3 years and i heard skilled workers are in HIGH DEMAND
JOIN
THE
UNION
>>56545779
>No rebuttal
Enjoy that unpaid overtime while I work 4 days a week senpai.
The only people who become nurse here are black women.
Usually those from Jamaica or some other Caribbean country.
>>56545923
German schools are just as good for medicine, if not better.
You're a white male?
Either way, nursing is a bachelor's degree here and there is no way you'd make that much money as a nurse. 70k is like... doctor salary here.
And you have to do gross stuff, like touching ugly, old, fat naked people.
>>56545923
If you train to be an ac repairman you can probably get a job easily here.
>>56542749
I'm kind of in the same boat, OP. Just applied to my community college's nursing program & hoping to become an orthopedic nurse.
How do you like it, if I may ask?
Going for that easy cs degree
On the side i can make a shitty game and be reddit famouse :^)
>>56546041
>70k is like... doctor salary here.
70k with or without taxes?
I'll be a doctor in a couple of years and then I'll get rich and fuck some hot nurses :^) shoutout to the american studs ;))))
>>56545982
black women who make upwards of $60k a year with a bullshit two year community college degree and passing an exam
Americans haven't been red pilled on nursing yet, so there's all these job opportunities for me once I get into it.
And again, with a few years of experience there's comfy positions (as if being a pediatric nurse isn't comfy enough) where you aren't exposed to anything, while potentially earning upwards of $80k and beyond.
A newborn baby nurse can make around $100k and beyond
>>56544460
I do lab work. It's fucking insanely hard in school. No really it's like doctor level terminology schooling for 2 years but once you get out of it and into the lab it's pretty easy.
>>56546013
not too fond of nursing tbqh
unless there's a hospital where i only get to treat QT FOB asians and my job is giving them foot massages while they wait for their appointment
>>56546045
hmmm sounds like a good plan too.
It would Mechatroniker für Kältetechnik then.
how impressed would an employer be if he read this on my CV
>>56543700
You were so close to a $300k starting salary position, you just had to keep with it man
>>56542749
Already on it, but im just too lazy and stupid to go through the entire education (takes 3,5 years and you get a bachelor degree)
Do you like wiping shit?
Do you like like being called a woman or a faggot
Do you like endless paperwork, whore co-workers?
If you do, it's actually pretty decent money no lie. I wouldn't do it though.
>>56546041
in America, you can become a Registered Nurse (google Registered Nurse salary) with just 2 years of college
and there's all different kinds of nursing specialties. I'm looking to become a pediatric nurse, just dealing with kids that have the flu, or maybe their ear hurts and shit. Working in a pediatric clinic, it's peanuts
And yeah, I'm a straight white male which is fantastic for nursing - Reverse Affirmative Action will basically guarantee me a job, as there's not many nurses who look like me in the field, and hospitals are looking for male nurses
>they fell for the STEM meme
Because I live in florida and everyone is trying to do that. I know a dude that is a live - in caretaker for an old couple and he makes $1500 a week with only a HS education. You have to hang around old people all day though.
>>56542749
It really is good for people who don't mind working with people. I've had two friends (one male, one female) go the nursing route and they are basically employable anywhere.
I, on the other hand, fucking hate people and would be one of the nurses that you see on the news getting arrested for raping the unconscious and poisoning old people for fun.
>>56546064
Well I haven't started anything yet. It just hit me like a ton of bricks like 4 days ago, in becoming a nurse.
I took the day off today, and I've been calling all the pediatric clinics in my area, asking if they hire RNs. Leaving voicemails and shit, some I've talked to and said they do.
I can't fucking wait. And like I said, I can do this for a few years and then become a nurse manager or occupational health nurse
>>56546383
xD now THAT'S what I call edgy
>tfw fell for the psychology meme
>>56546423
My cousin was able to become a manager of a Hilton Hotel with her psychology degree.
>>56546262
basically this, you have to enjoy or tolerate being someone's bitch all day erryday, I have dignity and thus wouldn't be able to do that
I'm going to school to be a PA.
But for the 4 years I need to get a bachlors, I'm just going to go be a trucker. It's pretty easy.
I study for 2 hours, sleep and then drive. Then I listen to podcasts or school related materials while I'm driving so that way I'm always learning.
>>56544507
You're a white male!
>>56546527
>I have dignity and thus wouldn't be able to do that
>>56546592
>settling on a life of mediocrity where you're told by others what to do
there's a reason why most nurses are women, they enjoy being belittled and ordered around
>>56546527
Yeah man there is literally a caste system in Hospital because of women. I mean an actual class of groups. It use to be Doctors and everyone who supported them.
Then it became
CEO
Doctors
PA,NP
Nurse managers
Nurses
RT,X-Ray techs,US tech and other techs
If you are not in the above class you are [Lower class scum].
NURSES WON'T EVEN LOOK AT YOU. They will degrade you all day with shit like ''I hope you let your wife do all the thinking''.
>>56544507
YOUR A WHITE MALE
>>56546656
>says the optometryfag
literally IN TEARS
you just need a 2 year degree from a cc in what? whats the name of the major/degree?
i got my bachelors in biochemistry
whats all this RN/BCN or a bunch of acronyms floating around
what about the people who work with like radiology or technicians what do they need?
>>56542749
>im a male nurse, envy me
>>56546656
lol what do you do, kid?
>>56546785
he's studying to become an optometrist
truly the alpha choice
>>56546758
I'm not even him
>>56546692
Woah, this sucks, but why is it like that? Is everyone just an asshole for the sake of it?
>>56546824
i see ;)
>>56546784
>I don't want to make a shit load of money with very little student debt, working in a job that heals people
notice how all nurses are always in a good mood
>>56546772
2 year degree as well. But it's more acceptable for men to be in those.
>>56546852
Because most hospital starting running like businesses instead of fucking hospitals after 1992.
>>56546785
again >>56546824
and >>56546656
>>56546527
are my only posts ITT
I'm currently in school for actuarial science, going to do a masters in finance or something, my point still stands that a male nurse isn't exactly an occupation to be proud of or to brag about.
>>56542749
>I clean sick and/or old peoples' asses for a living
Yeah, nah.
>>56546387
I see. Then I guess the better question is: how was nursing school?
To be honest, I'm pretty nervous for it. I always dig asking other nursing anons on 4chan how their experiences are. Kind of sheds light on it & makes me feel a bit better.
>>56546897
>student debt
i graduated from nursing with monies from scholarships, so if you play your cards right (apply to charities, write essays, you can get a free ride and then some).
>>56546912
Hmm, I've heard similar stories of Austrian hospitals too though, e.g. starting at the bottom and working your way up and nobody will explain anything to you, because you're at the bottom. Which sucks, obviously.
Is there a lot of sexual harrassment at your hospital?
>>56546940
but a masters in finance is a really respectable degree
wow
how can others even compare to your genious?
>>56546758
That wasn't me.
Also being an optometrist is a clean, comfy job with good work hours, guaranteed 120k+ a year, you're your own boss if you have your own company/clinic, and even if you don't you usually work as an associate in a group owned clinic making mad money.
I got accepted to med school too but after having shadowed doctors for a while, I really didn't want to become a doctor.
>>56546150
Before, unfortunately. I think it's closer to 790k NOK. So the equivalent of 80k USD. For six years of education, one year of residency and five years of specialisation plus abysmal working hours, that's not a lot of money.
>>56546273
STEM is good for people who want to know how stuff works and want to contribute to making new and better things.
I'm studying medicine myself. First year. Not sure if it's a good idea, to be honest. I really like cars and chemistry, and it would be nice to get to work in R&D for some large car company or a pharmaceutical company, developing the technology that moves mankind forward, you know. Maybe I can get into big pharma with a medical degree, though. That would be the dream.
Alternatively I'm thinking of becoming a surgeon. It'll probably be a long time before the robots take over in that field, and I'd get to cut people.
>>56547043
>That wasn't me
;
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>>56546772
OP here
so, my goal is to become a pediatric registered nurse, working in a pediatric clinic. Not a children's hospital or any traumatic shit like that, just a pediatric clinic.
the pay is the same, with an astronomically less traumatic atmosphere
to become a Registered Nurse, you need to obtain an associates degree in nursing of course, plus pass an exam
this is where I'd go, to get my Associates
http://www.pcc.edu/programs/nursing/
just a little community college brah, and before you know it I'm making bank, ,especially with my girlfriend's combined income
It's this thing that not everybody is red pilled about, but more and more people are starting to be
>>56546988
are you a black female?
do you use pronouns?
>>56546912
is the pay good? what degrees do i need? im sure i'd have to go back to school at least another 2 years right?
whats the difference between RN and the BSN or the 20 other ones there are
>>56547012
better than being a male nurse forced to see human filth everyday, forced to clean a fecal impaction, forced to clean some niggers ass everyday, forced to feel inferior to doctors younger than you, forced to be seen as pretty much a castrated male by your female peers.
>>56546995
Yeah there's no climbing in hospitals anymore. They use to train people in Ultrasound studies and sometimes even X-Ray. Now they don't train you to even do fucking simple EKG's.
The last time there was sexual harassment, was my black friend who asked a girl for her number and he got fired.
Granted he's creepy, I still feel like it was a tad extreme.
>>56546955
>>56546262
There's a shit load of different types of nursing specialties
I'm going into pediatrics. It's dealing with kids who are sick with the cold or flu.
You mad?
>>56546041
Has more to do with the weak krone and strong dollar.
>>56547117
>my black friend
that's how you introduce him to other people?
>everyone, this is my black friend Tyrone.
>>56547103
No, a RT or X-ray tech is just a 2 year degree, though RT's have a 4 year degree, you don't need that yet. So now it's just 2 years.
There is
-LPN (low level, not even used anymore, pay 15$+ about 15 months of school)
-RN [Registered nurse] Pay is about the standard 40K a year, 2 years of school.
-BSN Bachelors in nursing (it's not really any different than RN, there just 2 years of management courses and bullshit) Pay is 45K+ a year
Then there's Masters in nursing, with that you can go teach or become a NP, a Nurse practitioner, which is a little bit below a doctor. You can work at clinics and pretty much act like a doctor for small aliments. Pay is 90K+ a year
>>56547112
see:
>>56547190
and that's just working in a pediatric clinic, cuck.
In just a few years you can become a nurse manager (directing nurses) or occupational health nurse (making sure the hospital and coworkers are in a clean environment), and roll in the $80k+ a year range.
All with a 2 year degree, barely any student debt.
Enjoy crunching numbers all day though, cuck.
>>56547294
Well I tried saying this is my Nigger friend but he didn't seem to like that.
>>56542749
You dumb fucktard you aren't supposed to fucking tell people.
NOW your field will be flooded with Nurses at the CC/ University level and your salary will drop.
There's a reason medical professionals are okay with being understatffed!
>>56547359
>>56547190
>He doesn't know Obongocare is going to steamroll his paycheck down the drain.
>>56547052
Son, in the medical field you earn more money than engineers, while doing a job that more people appreciate
Soon-to-be-a-paramedic here (ALS level in american terms)
In Poland, ungrateful job with poverty-tier wages.
I hope it will change.
How is it in the land of the free?
>>56547424
Actually it's because hospitals are cheap and rather pay overtime than new employees.
>>56547359
I'm sure being a pediatric nurse is better than other types of nurses but even so, still a nurse kek, not long before your 'girlfriend' cucks you for a superior male doctor, women do deserve real men after all
>>56546262
Women dominated jobs often get shit on for no reason which is unfortunate for Women in those fields and the few men in them.
It's known fact that a woman dominated field has a low prestige no matter how much you earn.
>>56547493
Not an EMT but they get paid shit over here as well. They also have to deal with more beached whales than drunken polish shinanigans.
>>56547493
I was a EMT that worked with a paramedic. Pay is shit but you will get some respect. If you work for a city like a fighter fighter paramedic or something you can make decent money.
>>56543700
>Literally killed myself
I wish you had
>>56547319
but i need degrees specific to whatever i want to do right? like xray or whatever? i have my BS in biochemistry already
>>56547589
>>56547493
Damn that's insane.
Yeah Paramedics here according to google get paid like shit, what the fuck?
I had no idea I make more than paramedics do. That's fucked up actually, they should be making at least $25 an hour or something, you'd think. Maybe not that much, but more than $14 an hour what the fuck
>>56547701
>tfw have a bs in biomedical science in a year from now
>no idea what to do after
med school's off the table, is a masters of public health any good
>>56547496
Dude no, all sources are saying that the job market in the medical field is always exploding.
White guys are too jaded to get it
>>56547701
You can do much with a Bachelors. Maybe it can be used for premed but you honestly are better off trying to become a lab tech in some science or industrial field.
>>56547617
>If you work for a city like a fighter fighter paramedic or something you can make decent money.
Here in Poland EMS is not operated by the fire department.
We have a separate State EMS (plus private companies that cooperate in the same system like denmark-based Falck)
>>56547052
That's odd, Austrian doctors leave for other better countries, e.g. Norway, Germany or Sweden, because too much work and too little pay in Austria.
>>56547117
>wat
A colleague (a grill) told me that her other colleagues were regularly harrassed by fellow doctors, e.g. stupid remarks, blatant offers for sex, attempts to kiss them, slapping their butts and so on.
>>56547824
We do too. I worked for a City EMS agency and a private one. Both were kind of shit but the City one got better.
>>56547843
It's usually done by foreign doctors. Alot of doctors are Indian,Chinese or arabic. They are use to doing that to girls in their nation. They haven't been scared by sexual harassment seminars yet.
>>56547117
>Yeah there's no climbing in hospitals anymore.
Workplaces don't do any training in house, they either make you go to either school or outsource it somewhere else because people don't stay in one job as long as they used to.
Old people are starting to pity what we have to deal with.
My mom is a nurse manager
90k a year
>>56547459
> in the medical field you earn more money than engineers
That is not the case in Europe where we have public health care systems. Physicians do not earn a lot of money. And it'll probably only get worse in the future. And I'm not sure a lot of people really appreciate it.
The average age for getting permanent employment as a doctor is 42 years. And Getting a residency is also not easy. Only 50% of graduates get one after finished education. So it's likely that I'll have to move somewhere else in the EU and jump through massive hoops to get a provisional license.
I speak a few languages, so it probably won't be impossible. I'll probably be able to sustain myself, but the money won't be great.
>>56547980
>don't do any training in house
desu it's not really taught at University either, you're just supposed to be an expert at interpreting ECGs.
>>56547709
>Yeah Paramedics here according to google get paid like shit, what the fuck?
Here in Poland it's actually the physicians running the whole "medicine" show in Poland.
They're organized in mafia-like fashion and paying more to the paramedics (and other medical personnel like nurses) means less money for them.
Nowadays physicians have 5-8 times bigger wages than the rest of the personnel.
It's a ridiculous situation, but the only people in power to change it are the people who benefit from it the most.
Wages are so low we get stuff like this
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skin_Hunters
>>56547843
Yeah, I think Norway is probably among the best places to practice in Europe. But it's still not good. Working as a doctor is not glamorous, well-paid or easy.
And the competition from abroad is part of what makes it difficult to find a job here. Lots of Norwegians study abroad because getting into the medical program at Norwegian universities can be difficult.
>>56547981
OP here
yep exactly. I looked it up, you can actually become one without getting a Masters too. You just need to become a Registered Nurse (which you can get with 2 years), and experience.
That might be my end goal career, after some years as a Pediatric Registered Nurse
>tfw studying gerontology
>Gonna work in assisted living for a few years before getting an MBA
>After that, start opening my own homes
>Can easily run 5 homes with minimal staff, pulling in 80k+ a month from old boomers who's kids hate them
>After property costs, paying staff, other expenses, I'm still taking home 20-30k a month personally
>Save it all and buy more homes
I'm going to build my empire on boomer corpses.
What if I got a contract and paid it off in a month? I got a couple of thousand?
I could pay it off in time that I would be paid off by the time training ends so I don't have to be their fuccbitchboi
>>56547802
NO ONE WILL HIRE ME
I did internships and all that fucking lab work
fuck it man fuck it
>>56549431
You got a biochem degree, what did you expect? The only thing you can do with that is be a lab tech or go to grad/professional school.
